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Waifu claiming thread.Smug of smug The rules are very simple:claim

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Waifu claiming thread.
>Smug of smug

The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>naps are NOT a good idea
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: fuck you

Shinoa claimed
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Sameji claim'd
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>>714020035
it's very good
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Sonokawa Momoka-sama claimed ^^

>>714020495
What? Why even?

>>714020493
2 seasons? Nice. Shioa is one of my favorite VAs
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Claimed
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>>714020677
Hey Akame where's your sis?
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mine.
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>>714020012
Meh. Not feeling particularly good. It's whatever though.
I'll be around when i can.
>>714020036
No, nothing going on, which is rather frustrating in itself. Not really forcing myself too much. Not more than is required to do nearly anything else, anyways.
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too fast


カラミチーマス
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>>714020135
>>714020211

> Shekel storage ducts
> Goldman Sachs
> Not Goldman Sacks

I am disappointed in you.
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>>714020732
I don't know. I also don't know the circumstances of their departure, if it actually is the case.
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>>714020803
Virginia Tech is keeping it interesting.

>>714020839
I'm still a good goy at heart.
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Mine
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>>714020839
>>714020135
>>714020211
> Shekel storage ducts
> Goldman Sachs
> Not Goldman Sacks
>not שק גולדשטיין
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>>714021082
Not really paying attention to that one. I've got my eyes on the Big Ten championship (which Penn State is probably going to win).
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>>714020678
Saori does have a pretty good voice
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>>714020955
ah maybe is for the best. haruhi is just way too attached
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>>714021281
Just checked my computer and I can't believe I already have the whole first season downloaded ^^
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>>714021082
Is Virginia Tech *snicker* MASSACRING the opposing team?!
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I have crippling depression
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Uhm.. Alice2 claimed.
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Hey guys rate my current shopping at Walmart. ?/10

-Mavis
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>>714021670
FUCK
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>>714021442
Down by 7 with the ball held hostage- there's a good chance we get a standoff and go into overtime.

>>714021261
Dunno how high the win will propel them, but bowl selection should be a bit more interesting now.
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Mine!!!
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>>714021442
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>>714021429
People download anime?

>>714021642
Gogo's weird journey

>>714021697
2 out of ten. Get 8 more stuff
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>>714021642
Are have seen a therapist for it?

>>714021670
Alice a pretty
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>>714021295
It really sucks for Haruhi in short term, but it's better in the long run.
Kurome understood that I guess. I'm still convinced it was someone who already posted here as someone else.
>>714021642
bato de guerre
>>714021753
hi houkie
>>714021866
hello shinoa
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>>714021697
0/10.

Enjoy your diabetes, and 10% juice from concentrate shit drink. Just fucking drink water.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwY74h3Mujk
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>>714021866
Yeah I used to live in my grandpa's house for a while and I downloaded a TB of anime. That's where Sonokawa stole my heart
>
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>>714021889

> Are have seen
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>>714021745
What's wrong, Anonymous?

>>714021889
Alice2, not Alice.
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>>714021928
Who do you think it was?
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>>714021697
Blueberries are always a winner.

>>714021928
Hey Akame. How's the night treating you?
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saos
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>>714021928
Akame Ga Cute.
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>>714021866
George Goestar best GoGo

>>714021889
Who needs a therapist when I have memes?

>>714021928
Assassine
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>>714022132
Well she knows how to cook, so she's already in the top tier waifu category
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>>714022249
/thread
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>smugging so hard
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>>714021866
deo brandi
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Best catgirl(male)
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Alice2, would you like some coffee?
Hah, is that so?
I don't like coffee either.
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>>714021928
Hello midnight

>>714022045
WEW

>>714022256
Doi is best villain

>>714022363
Like this?

>>714022462
Doi branch
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>>714020780
Still not feeling well huh? Sorry to hear that.
>I forgot about the thread


And with this, I bid you all adieu. Have a good night darlings
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>>714022363
>implying thats smug
thats where your wrong kiddo
>>714022520
faget 1v1 in Klub Penguin
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>>714022572
Oh I dunno, maybe
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>>714022256
>>714022462
>>714021866


Bob Fastcart
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>>714022157
I have no clue honestly.
>>714022198
I'm doing exceptional for a saturday night. What about you?
Hanako ga crisp~
>>714022256
tite cheminée
>>714022572
how's the smugging?
>>714022592
goodnight
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>>714022249
arrgh forgot to @ you there my guy >>714022783
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>>714022735
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>>714022256
You have a point.. alright you win.
>>714022572
I know, I love her!
>>714022783
Probably another one of Sachi's personas.
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80s bands are so cool
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Alice2, you're soo beautiful
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>>714023095
ur so cool
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>>714022932
I'm pretty sure that's not something he would've done. I don't know, who am I to say that anyway..
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>>714023160
she treats her chat goers like shit though
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>>714022520
Just say catmale homie

>>714022707
Ooohhhhh. I likes~

>>714022735
You mean velocity coach

>>714022783
Pretty good. Made a jojo fan art

>>714022921
KEK

>>714022932
She looks rapey

>>714022921
Doi became a vampo
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>>714023160
Stop claiming Touhou avatarfags
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here
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>>714023310
That is clearly a girl (male) though. Just look at it. Felix is a girl that happens to have a penis (feminine)
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Reimu tarot anon claim
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What's that Alice2?
You're bored and want to play a game?
Well, how about we play a game of
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>>714023310
show me
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>>714023445
>No new IP
Heretic, Literally kill your self.
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>>714023496
I'll play, if it's Hold 'Em.
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>>714023600
okay .///.
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>>714022783
Enjoying the gray weather and cooler temps. It's a good night for listening to some music and idling around.
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>>714023770
Hopefully dead.
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Yes yes, be sure to remove the jokers from this deck..
And no cheating either..
I'm keeping an eye on you!

>>714023672
We are playing Texas Hold 'Em tonight.
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>>714023269
Ur so nice

>>714023770
Hi Haruhi
How are you?
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>>714023770
Haruhi!
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>>714023897
Good.
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>>714023751
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Gonna get the new Attack on Titan game soon.
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>>714023971
Bad
I just went and got ice cream to try and help
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>>714024111
y-you like .///.?
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>>714022783
The crispest.

>>714022921
10/10
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>>714023751
oh my
>>714023763
that's exactly what I'm doing
>>714024258
hehe. how are you doing?
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>>714023420
Oh. Gotcha

>>714023600
In the pm bb

>>714024119
>that dedication to waifu
Nice unless you enjoy the game cause its fun
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>>714024304
you wanna suck it? .////.
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>>714024304
the red eye slashes
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Seryu claimed
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>>714024247
>foreskin
>phimosis
>weird horsecock veins
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>>714024446
show me yours then
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>>714024314
Well you can play as Mikasa and it looks really fun! But Mikasa is the main reason.
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>>714024488
no thanks
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>We both ante in, with two chips each from our stack of 40
>I deal you an Ace King high
>You keep a straight face
>I deal myself two Queens
>I can barely hold in the excitement covering my face

Well, it's betting time now
>You bet 5 chips, I raise you by two
>You call

The pot is right.
Game on.
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>>714024446
>implying tastey foreskin is bad
Would suck 20 times in a row, 10/10
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>>714024532
kay then dont judge
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>>714024539
Kill yourself, autist
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>>714024314
I'm waiting
>>714024380
can I cut it?
>>714024384
hello
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>>714024597
can i suck your dick?
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>>714024304
Pretty good. How about you?
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>>714024597
do what i want
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>>714024304
Ak-me.
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>>714024645
if you suck the blood, yes
>>714024669
yes please
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>On the flop is a Queen, Ten, Seven
>I bet 6 chips
>You raise me by 5
>I start pondering

T-there's no way you have a better hand than me, Alice2

>"Oh, but I do," you reply
>I reluctantly call
>I bite my lip in anticipation as the turn comes around as...

>>714024630
Love you too!
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>>714024686
I'm doing well. What are you up to?
>>714024745
hi shi-ro
>>714024781
I'm not a vampire!
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>>714024120
I didn't get a chance to give you your present last thread, so here it is. TADA! I hope It will make you feel a little better.
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>>714025119
Just hanging out here.
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>>714024781
wanna erp first
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>gonna post to source image
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>>714025081
O///O
You love me?
Really?
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>>714025119
What's up with you?
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>>714025123
I appreciate you doing this for me
I'll probably just stay in tomorrow and try and make myself feel better by watching Haruhi all day
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>>714025293
That's alright. What do you do outside of here?
>>714025599
Nothing special, I'm finding this evening enjoyable for unknown reasons. What about you?
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>>714025847
>I'll probably just stay in tomorrow and try and make myself feel better by watching Haruhi all da

You're fucking pathetic.
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>The turn is a Jack of Spades
>Your hand is a Ace of Spades, King of Spades
>My my hand is a Queen of Diamonds, Queen of Clubs
>The table cards are: Queen of Spades, 10 Of Spades, 7 of Hearts, Jack of Clubs

Well, what will it be, Alice2?
>You bet a measly 2 chips
>"This will be my bet for now," you say

Hah, weak.
>I call it for now, "sparing mercy" on you.

>Now comes.. the river.

>>714025378
Of course I do, anonymous!
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>>714026070
I l-love you too!
Can y-you be my s-senpai?
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Mine is now mine.
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>>714025847
You're very welcome!

>>714025969
Work, fuck around online, play games, watch anime. The usual stuffs. you?

>>714025978
Be nice to Haruhi.
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>>714025123
Nice edit!

>>714025978
How is that pathetic?
You are the same people that made sachi leave.
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>>714026070
Uh oh, I hope there's not a flush coming up...
>>714025969
Enjoying yourself is great.
Not much on my side. Watching YouTube.
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>>714025599
>double double
Checked

>>714025969
Nothing wrong with that at all. Ride it out and enjoy.
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>>714026406
>You are the same people that made sachi leave.
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>>714026268
No, she's Mien!
And she's also my waifu
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>>714026406
Why thank you!
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>>714026402
How have things been going for you Hanako
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>>714026767
>haruhidontleaveme
That's the best things about waifus, they can never betray you.
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>>714026402
Couldn't have described my routine better than this.
>>714026478
You still keeping up with the boys at cow chop?
>>714026494
Yeah man. hopefully it lasts. It's never like that during weekends.
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>>714026402

No.

>>714026406

He's fucking retarded. Lock him and up in a padded room and throw away the key.
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Someone grant me death
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>>714026985
I am fully caught up with them. Currently watching Rooster Teeth stuff now.
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>>714027033

Watching you suffer through life is more entertaining.
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>>714026767
Pretty well overall. Work has been slow lately, so that kinda sucks.

>>714026985
Haha nice.

>>714026994
You can't go all through life being a cunt.
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>The river
>A Jack of Spades
>You knock on the table, signaling a check
>"Oh poo! I've got a bad hand"

Well, let's see just how bad this hand is..
>I go all, pushing my remaining chips into the table

"What's it going to be, Alice2? Call or Fold.
>You push all your chips into the pot

>"Turn your cards over dear"

>I turn my cards over, revealing 3-of-A-Kind
Queens

>You turn one card over very, very slowly
>An Ace of Spades
>It's over for me
Well, that's a flush.. looks like you beat me g-

>You turn your other card, an Ace of Spades

>"Not just any flush. A royal flush, anonymous"

>My jaw dropped further than Yukari's gap

HOW?
Did you cheat?
>"N-no...."

>Suddenly, a card slips out from your dress
>it's a 2 of hearts

...
>Another card slips out
>It's a 5 of hearts

Do you mind... explaining this?

>You let out a soft giggle
>"Sorry, anonymous!"

>I let out a soft sigh
>Okay, looks like card games are.. out of the table..
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>>714027371
No one like her.
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>>714027471
Shut up faggot.
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>>714026985
Haha, it definitely shows. You seem a lot more lively tonight compared to earlier in the week. Ups and downs are normal, but here's to hoping for more of the good.

Listening to anything good right now?
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>>714027530
Fuck you nigger.
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>>714027033
Master Gasai!
What do you want me to do?
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>>714024491
Neverplayed an acutal AoT game

>>714024645
Rero rero rero rero rero rero rero rero rero rero rero

Late reply
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>>714026994
When they lock up edgedeath in one of those sure I will
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>>714027637
Blow a bullet through my skull pls
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>>714027603
I'm Mexican bitch.
>>
>>714027381

But it's okay for Haruhi to go through life being a worthless piece of shit?
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>>714027711
I watched Shinoas. It was aight.
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>>714027729
I only do lewd favors! Sorry master it is not within my power
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>>714027381
That's good
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>>714027887
Fine, sex me to death.
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>>714027729
I would like to help, but if i did that the police would confiscate my gun.

>>714027771
Well It seems to be working for you.
>>
>>714027771
He's getting an education so how exactly is he a worthless piece of shit?
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>>714027733
Go to Hell Pablo. Fucking wetback.
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>>714027088
I haven't watched much of them. Would you recommend them to me?
>>714027381
what kind of job do you have?
>>714027536
I'm listening to some more ''local'' stuff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3l7OsN2xdsA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pOg9DagPd4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyzPuRSqS2M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ut4xbHvMqI
>>714027711
nope nope nope

>>714027033
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>>714027997
REKT
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>>714028093
They're funny. I guess I would.
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>>714027944
Wear do you want me to start?!
Just get right into it?
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>"Do you want some tea, anonymous?"

S-sure. Tea will be fine.
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>>714028257
Do they have any ongoing series that stands out from their other stuff?
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The voice of love will call to you
The voice of love will call to you
You can be sure that she's sincere
if you hear the voice of love

When someone looks at you
and vows that she'll be true
If you're uncertain,
Take her in your arms and
Listen for the voice of love
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>>714028315
Can I get some tea too?
I'm going to get really thirsty pleasing Master Gasai
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>>714027997
The thouht counts I guess, even tho I know you got beef agaisnt me.

>>714028093
Hey hun

>>714028313
Dunno, dont really care
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>>714028616
what's bringing you down so much?
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>>714028093
Home maintenance. Stuff like basic repairs, installations, painting, remodeling, ect.

>>714028616
But i don't have anything against you.
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>>714027771
You're gonna go far in life, kid.
>>
>>714028616
Would you like it anal, or regular?
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>>714027812
Owari?

>>714028093
But

>>714028313
Adorable
>>
>>714029032
>adorable
you just want some to lewd you
>>
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>>714028834
Just too much bullshit happening at the same time irl, doesnt help the fact I get depressed in december

>>714028852
Dude I tormented you with hanna

>>714028886
Anal
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>>714027812
>worst memories
I dunno why /v/ was the first thing that came to mind.

>>714027912
Aside from electronics and your schooling, what else do you enjoy doing?

>>714028093
>Chris Chelios
As much as I hate the Red Wings, that fucker played almost as long as I've been alive. Gotta respect that.

That wasn't bad listening, every now and then I can understand a bit of lyrics without subtitles. That just means I'm 99.99% useless outside of Montreal instead of 100%.
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> No Rei

Am I alone here?
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>>714029196
I do not remember this.

>>714029326
Asuka>Rei.
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>>714029196
You want some of my cute loli butt, master?
What a shame though, I want master's child in my tummy!
>>
>>714029326
Rei a shit
>>714029515
Asuka also a shit

Evangleon is shit
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>>714028852
That sounds cool. Do you enjoy doing this?
>>714029032
no butts
>>714029196
yeah it's that time of the year.. Any bullshit you care to share?
>>714029268
Well every now and then he does plug a few english words, that's pretty much how we talk.
I'm convinced that if you demonstrate interest in hockey, you'll be fine anywhere here.
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>>714029515
Well whatever, its water under the bridge

>>714029517
Gimme both then

>>714029659
Wayy too personal for me to share, even here. Sorry
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>>714029268
Watching Haruhi, talking to Kurome.
Talking to anyone really does help
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>>714028421
They make RWBY, that's a big thing, but I personally don't like it. Red vs Blue was good early on, not sure about that now. Immersion is cool. They do video game things and apply them to real life. Lots of other series'. My personal favorite would probably be animated adventures though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HPRbkD2ppw
>>714028616
>The thouht counts I guess, even tho I know you got beef agaisnt me.
Different Hanako.
Been a little while You Know. How's life on your end?
>>
>>714029515
> Proven false by computer
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>>714029812
There's two hanakos.. seriously?
Lifes gone to shit right now, leaning on wishing for death at this point
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>>714029766
Please stop ignoring me ;-;
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>>714029634
You a shit.

>>714029659
Yeah it's pretty neat. I do enjoy it.
>>
>>714029182
Oh

>>714029659
Not even your butt?
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>>714030125
Sorry my 4chan app is not working well
>>
>>714029742
Well we should go somewhere more private, Master.
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>>714029812
>>714030119

Huh it must have been someone else, i've only been here for about a week.
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>>714030119
Old Hanako never comes around anymore. Probably around August was the last time he was on here.
Oh, that's no fun.
>>
>>714030221
I'm sorry, darling!
I thought that you were mad at me!
>Mikasa
>>
>>714030388
Oh so i was flirting with someone completely different. Wew
>>
>>714030336
Very well

>>714030356
So it seems. Ah well

>>714030388
Hmph, probably the time Hotaru and me got back together

>Youknow
>>
>>714030525
Yea Rin. I told you this before.
>>
Shinoa needs to do his job and ship some people jesus. Literally only 1 or 2 anons that have been shipped remain
>>
>>714030705
>>714030705
>>714030705
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