Waifu claiming thread.
Previous: >>714020562
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No heresy
>No stealing (unless tripsguy gets trips)
>No lewding (Juvia is exempted from this rule)
>Occasional RP never hurt anyone
>Discussion is the only thing to do here really
>Shitposting must be original
>If you're posting images you're not an elitist
>3D is always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in Discord
>Most importantly, have fun!
akame claimed
>>714030736
Hey, that's me.
>>714029659 (Akame)
It's pretty similar with Spanish here, lots of switching languages in the middle of conversations or when you forget a particular word. I sometimes screw up at work and tongue twist Japanese in here and there when speaking it quickly.
Playoff hockey is always badass, once football season ends and there's not much going on sportswise going into the summer, it's always worth watching. Of course, I go for the Stars since they're the hometown team.
>>714029766 (Haruhi)
Keep on talking then, conversation is nice. Got anything planned for the holidays?
Yuno Claim
Wish I had whiskey editon
>>714030484
I can't believe you think I would be mad at you
You're nothing but nice to me
Shinoa needs to do his job and ship some people jesus. Literally only 1 or 2 anons that have been shipped remain. All these newbies need to be shipped by Valentine's Day
Well guys i gotta go for now. I might be back on a little later. Bye everyone.
>>714030915
Well you'd have a good reason since I barely talked to you this weekend.
Thanks, cutie~
>>714030894
I plan to buy myself the Haruhi deluxe set
Hope to get invited somewhere
>>714029742 [youknow]
Eh that's what I thought. Well, good luck with whatever's troubling you. Don't forget about us here.
>>714029812 [shi-ro]
I knew they did that but I couldn't really get into it either. That kind of series (AA) is pretty fun. I'll watch a few more of those.
>>714030154 [hanako]
I work in a hardware store, so I get to meet a lot of people who do this.
>>714031002
byebye
>>714030202 [shinoa]
now that's another story
>>714030894
I know a bit of spanish, but it's very limited.
The rivalries in hockey get incredible during playoffs.
>>714031230
I try not to
>>714030705
Hello there anons
>>714030705
>Joining means a reserved place in Discord
kek
>Snek claim
>>714030902
Whiskey is good. Hello yuno
>>714030894
Hello person i cant remember but vaguely do
>>714031230
Hello akame
>>714031346
Also hello snek
-tali
still here
>>714029032
Yeah. Havent watched the others. Struck me as kinda meh, tbh.
>>714031138
It's a nice feeling though to come back and see you here
>>714031002
Bye thank you for the picture
>>714031411
Hey Tali
I claim Yui Hirasawa
>>714031411
>>714031454
Tali go away
Worst vidya waifu
D.va is obviously superior in combat, looks, vidya skills, and intelligence
>>714031301
really need more of you, honestly
>>714031346
hello snek. I try to add a personal twist to the rules. makes it more fun doesn't it?
>>714031411
hi tali
>>714031604
I claim You
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMNww2LSwMM
>>714031346
@Snek (Never-Heretic)?
>>714031696
Sorru hun, work has exhausted me to do anything nowadays, I'll try posting more
>>714031301
I'm having a few drinks tonight to wind down from the work week. I'll take a shot for you. Hope things calm down, this time of year is pretty stressful mentally and financially even when things are going good.
>>714031164
Nothing wrong with treating yourself to something nice, even if it's only once in a blue moon. If anything, the usual group of folks will probably be here in some form or fashion too. Now that I think of it, I still gotta do most of my gift shopping.
>>714031230
That's the nice thing about speaking a Romance language, there's things that you can pick up from what you already know. Works nicely with Italian and Portuguese if you know Spanish. Romanian on the other hand is pretty difficult. Doesn't keep me from enjoying the food though.
+48660895736
Call me fams <3
>>714031601
>Tfw the pic is so cute i do t even recognize who you are at first.
Also hows ypur day been
>>714031681
>New aged trash
Hello as well
>>714031696
The personal twist was a little fun
>>714031859
What if i just text you?
>>714031346
Hi Tali you sexy robot
>>714031654
hi there sexy feet
>>714031696
Sure it does,stay classy
>>714031778
dont know that u talking about
>>714031931
Its okay
>>714031963
Is this your number?
+48660895736
>>714031800
At least you get the idea whats going on, I'd get whiskey but I really dont feel like dealing with mom's people
>>714031887
Pretty shitty
>>714032027
Kek I'm calling you
>>714031963
She is organic. But thank you for the "sexy" you lovely creature.
>>714032100
Aww what happened?
>>714032109
Its not even my number kek
I got it from @theSlav on Telegram
>>714032179
Too much irl shit happening at once
Cerys is mai waifu
>>714031784
you will, not only try
>>714031800
How many languages do you know?
>>714031887
Anyway, how's the harem growing?
>>714031963
so what's good?
>>714032260
Iktf, m8. That was my life right before this morning tbh. Anything you wanna vemt about?
>>714032100
Yep. In-laws, family, money, finding time to relax amidst the commotion, plus work. I usually take a chunk of time off leading up to or after the holiday to give myself a break. And you know how it is with relatives. Some are good, others, you tolerate. And then New Year's rolls around and there's more bills to be paid yet again.
>>714031411
Kek. Sometimes being vaguely memorable is a good thing. Up to anything interesting?
>>714030924
Can we ship ourselves?
>>714032284
This post has text
>>714032179
thanks for the lovely
>>714032370
My waifu and the rest is kinda of meh
>>714031887
>2016
>not having 5 fingers
What are you, gay?
>>714031731
L-lewd
>>714032465
No cause Shinoa is the shipmaster. Maybe if I found the pic.
Why do you want to be shipped with me?
>>714032564
Lets get thing started
>>714030924
Theres so many ships because the newbies just lewd. Its impossible to keep up.
Mine
>>714032370
Me and the wife have a date with a girl wednesday. Going to a hockey game then possible sexy at her place.
>>714032465
See above
>>714032512
>2016
>implying there is anything wrong with beimg gay
Wanna make out?
>>714032507
>its easy to give when its true. Plus ive seen you lewd.
>>714032687
Speak of the devil
>hgnnnn
>>714030924
Fine
>>714032465
This
>>714032645
Let the cancer begin
>>714032370
>tsun
hm close enough
>>714032403
No I just need whiskey
>>714032465
Times like this I begin to question God's existence, does my prayers fall on deaf ears or has he forsaken me? Might just stop beliving altogether
>>714032863
Whiskey is always good.
Have you tried scotch?
Does anybody have the Emi Ibarazaki MEGA link?
Its had all my EMMI pics on it ;-;
~~~~Emi Ibarazaki Anon
>>714033009
No, I'm not huge on alcohol
>>714032507
yeah.. that's how things are around here..
>>714032800
>hockey threesome date
teach me your ways
>>714032863
..alright then
>
>>714032800
i know sexy not-robot,i know
>>714033144
There's just some beef between me and tsun, is all.
>>714032370
3 right now- English and Spanish are fluent, Japanese is intermediate, though I can read and write much easier than speak. Don't have anyone to practice with so I'm rusty as heck on that end.
I get extra pay at work for it since I'm usually tasked with doing presentations and outreach in Spanish for citizens and customers.
>>714032645
Just curious. Got no idea what the criteria would be. I guess it'd be Akame if you go by who I talk to the most.
>>714032800
Nice, nice. Sports and sex. Toss in some good food while you're at it.
>>714032863
Sometimes it's more about letting God serve as an inner theme of sorts versus asking for things. Respect, but don't rely on him. I guess that goes into the whole discussion about luck being preparation meeting opportunity. Of course, I don't mind discussing all that in detail either.
>>714031759
Person who posts Mai
>>714032645
Sensei a best.
>>714032850
Oi, I still have the trump card since there's an action you're unable to perform.
>>714033105
You should give it a shot if you like whiskey
>>714033144
Ummm be normal? Also get a girl while she is still under age so you can groom her into what you want. I started dating my wife when she was 15 and I was 20.
>>714033399
May as well i just got an extra 1000$ this week
>>714033261
Im on my phone so i dont have lewds atm.
>tali
>>714033399
They say everything happens for a reason, we've done no wrong towards anyone so why in sam hell is all this shit happening
>>714033552
When the chance comes I'll go for it
>>714033408
You don't have to do that, it's simpler to just call me Mai.
How are you, Akari?
>>714032800
>going to a hockey game then possibly sexy at her place
You act like you never had sex before
Drawers all on the floor like Pam and Tommy just burst in the door
Started fucking her ass worse than before, they first get divorced
Fucking her over furniture
It's the return of the "Oh wait, no way, your kidding,
He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Dr Dre said
Nothing you idiots he's dead, he's locked in my rape dungeon (ha ha)
Feminist women love Eminem, chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I'm sick of him
Look at him, walking around grabbing his you know what and jerking it
>>714033625
To teach yoi a lesson to a greater pain later
>>714032800
Fucking disgusting
Made me spit Monster/Mountain Dew mix on my computer screen
Claiming favorite science and Dr. Pepper husbando.
>>714033747
Fuck that came out wrong.
>to teach you a lesson to avoid a greater pain later.
>>714033905
Why wpuld ypu mix monster and MD?
Why can't my parents accept that I love a cripple girl?
Emi claimed
>>714033295
I know. I did think about changing the file but he's the one who made it after all so
I decided I'd leave it like that.
>>714033399
yeah it's fun being more versatile because of languages. I think I'm one of the only few who can speak english somehow fluently at my job right now. I get called around when there's an english customer or if we have to deal with company representatives.
>>714033552
>being normal
I guess that's pretty problematic already.
Cirno claimu!
>>714033909
Hello, Mad Scientist! Sonovabitch!
Sameji is back, and i now owe the city more money
>>714033905
>>714034016
i approve of the mixing. stuff is good
>>714034016
How else am I going to make my drink I named Moonshine?
It also has Brisk in it.
I've had enough of today I'm going
Goodnight everyone
>>714033408
Hey, I saw you on the /r9k/ waifu thread!
You were bumping!
(Unless different Akarin poster)
Akari is best Yuri, though. Just thought I'd let you know.
>>714033552
Do it man. I'm frugal (but not cheap), and when unexpected surprises like that come along, I treat the wife with part of it before I stash away the rest or take care of those nagging important things like home/car stuff.
>>714033625
You hear that a lot, and when you're reeling back on your heels, it doesn't do much. If you're stunned and frustrated, hearing that will make you angry in some cases. While it's true that His ways are not ours, later on down the road, you sometimes have those epiphanies that make it all click together. Hindsight is always 20/20.
On a more secular level, the old military adage applies: Embrace the suck. Keep getting out of your comfort zone and you become a stronger man because of it. It makes you stronger, but you can use that strength and experience to help others too.
>>714034068
If you know multiple languages, you will always have job prospects. I actually interviewed with Interpol at one point, but that was before I settled down. I decided against it because it would have meant relocating to France, but I can always hang my hat on knowing that I would have passed muster there, along with getting the training to learn more languages if I decided I wanted to.
>>714034068
Not really m8. Im autistic AF. I have just figired out a way to use my autism in order to control my autism. Its a bit tricky but with some experimenting it's easy.
>>714034180
Whats the full recipe?
>>714034039
Because she doesn't exist
>>714034296
We got an insurance check which was expected but we also recieved a second check that we have no idea why we recieved it or who it's from. Took it to bank and it cleared tho so 450$ is 450$.
>>714033948
Sure as hell hope you're right, for now I got mankind's invention, nicotine and alcohol to put up with it
>>714034068
No matter, you know me better for Chelsea anyways
>>714034202
Night Haruhi
>>714034296
Its all I can really do tbh
>>714034376
Yeah but her and Rin are the best at chicken fighting!
>>714034466
This too shall pass then things will get better. Life's all about them highs and lows.
>we just really focus on the lows.
>>714033552
>dating my wife when she was 15 and I was 20
MODS MODS MODS
PAEDOPHILE DETECTED!
>>714034202
goodnight haruhi
>>714034296
Interpol that's pretty sick. What kind of job?
>>714034306
What kind of experiments?
>>714034466
but it doesn't change anything how I see you
>>714034594
That's irrelevant
>>714033536
I think you showed me it before
>>714033735
Not penny
>>714034921
'Tis true, but used it I have not.
stronget.
check these digitz.
I claim Alice2.
>>714034466
*Hugs yuno*. Itll all make sense and get better soon.
>>714034702
Learn words before you throw them around ya dumb fuck.
Also her mom/dad knew the whole time. Now were 20/25
>>714034855
Trial and error. Find some strangers and use your autism to think "what would a normie do" then do it.
>>714034921
Kisses the shinoa suddenly
Also goodnight everyone i have to get up before 5 am tomorrow
Hello! Please respond
>>714034907
She's real to me.
I actually lost one of my legs from tissue damage.
>>714035117
Learn grammar before you call me dumb
Pfft "were 20/25"
Still pedophilia
>>714035087
waifus are NOT cum dumpsters, faggit. You have to treat your waifu with respect!
Of course, you can think dirty of them at times, but they are not a tool to get your rocks off, you little shit.
How dare you think of a waifu as purely a sex object. Disgusting human.
>>714035202
Oh, hello Mavis... Here's your obligatory (You)
>>714034466
I'll tell you the same thing I tell others, if you need a sounding board or feel like talking about things at a more mindful level, anytime is good for me. I've been in quite a few holes and pulled out of them with the help of some good people. My end of the bargain was to return the favor elsewhere. It's part of the reason why I started hanging around here.
Sometimes the best thing to do is slog through it. It ain't so bad when you're not going it alone though. Doing that is a big mistake. Having someone to simply lend an ear to is a big help.
>>714034306
Normal is all relative. I'm 32 with family, good job, good networth, blah blah, but this is normal to me since I've been on 4chan a long time. Mostly on other boards though. We all have some sort of degenerate streak that brings us here.
>>714034855
Translator and interpreter, basically you'd take what was provided by other parts of the agency (written, spoken, etc.) and give an accurate translation. Their whole thing is that you had to be up on dialects, current events in those countries, etc. to be useful. More senior employees apparently would be typing translations and interpreting on the fly while agents and others would be on the phone or using other means of comms though. If you got a thirst for knowledge and want to better yourself, one of the trade languages isn't a bad idea at all.
>>714035251
Fair enough
She's pretty cute
>>714035202
How'd the shopping trip go?
>Houki
>>714035047
I wonder what moment you're waiting for
>>714035117
Oh my! Goodnight
>>714035202
Vampire
>>714034611
You're right.
>>714034855
Perhaps so. Sorry im just not thinking straight
>>714035117
I hope so
>>714035349
Where the fuck have you been
>>714035372
I'm usually the one taking in other's stuff and try give my own imput, I've never really put my own problems on others, I tend to deal with it alone
>>714034169
What happened?
>>714035364
Alice2 is nothing more than useless sex doll that cooks for me.
>>714035579
What's up?
I'm trying to get some math homework done. a-fucking-gain.
My Project Mgt class held me behind a fuckton this past week, so I lost almost all of the being ahead I was...
>>714035708
58 in a 40, fucking tired of the cops around here
>>714035117
I'll try to remember this
goodnight tali
>>714035372
That sounds like an exciting job, when you're live with agents on the field.
>>714035596
It's okay don't worry.
>>714033685
Not too bad, thank you. Been studying most of the day. How are you?
>>714034271
T-thank you. Yours is really cute!
Must have been a different poster though - I've actually never been to /r9k/.
>>714035540
Vegetable soup!
>>714035708
Qtπ! ( °ω°)
>>714035799
ooo check'em dubs.
>>714035737
You, Sir, are disgusting and vile, and should go eat a pile of dicks.
>>714035053
Nowhere close to a get, try a bit harder next time why don't you?
>>714035364
Would it be acceptable to get off to other waifus from the same series one's own waifu is from?
>E.G. If I chose to fap to Charlotte but not Laura.
>>714035486
Oh trust me, there's only one person I can use it on, and you know damn well who it is.
>>714035372
Hey you write a lot.
>>714035540
Yuuuuukiiiiiii...sorry, I've had a few shots tonight.
>>714035596
Funny when the shoe's on the other foot, eh? Be careful about taking on too much in addition to your own. When you give 100%, you lose yourself in the process. When the wind is fierce, the tallest tree snaps first while the willow and grass bend. Humility is your friend when you're going through a tough time.
>>714035891
It would have been badass, but I'm quite happy where I am now. More than likely I'd be dead by now if I went overseas for good back then. Excitement is good, but it comes at a price.
>>714035891
Finally got the whiskey, SO MUCH needed
>>714035969
And in the end Alice2 will still by my waifu because I claimed the worthless bitch all for myself.
>>714035956
At least Yuuki has her legs. How's it going?
>>714036144
Lucky, I forgot my fireball at my parents house.
>>714036144
Don't worry, I do not make vaping or drinking a habit
>>714035969
GSF?
>>714035832
>Meanwhile me and this guy got in a 120+ MPH race tonight
>He blew my doors off till he had to brake due to cars in front of him
>My lane was clear, so I proceeded flying past him
>Didn't see him catch up
I'm sure he could if he wanted to, but... oh well. Was fun.
>>714035956
Am not, reeee!
goodnight
>>714036144
yeah that's how it is.
>>714036162
alright man, don't go too hard on it. I'll see you later.
>>714036542
bye onee-chan~
>>714036368
there's a bunch of spots around here where the speed limit drops from 50 to 40 for no good reason, i was just driving around aimlessly, wasn't even doing anything reckless or stupid
meanwhile i saw at least 3 drunk drivers just wandering about and never saw anyone else stopped
>>714036542
Good night man and dont worry, I know my limits and I intend to stay within that limit
>>714035940
>Yours is really cute!
Thanks
>Must have been a different poster though - I've actually never been to /r9k/.
Oh, ok. I only just tried it again today to post some retarded shit, but then I found another waifu thread
>>714036030
>Nowhere close to a get, try a bit harder next time why don't you?
How bout this:
>>714035799
>Would it be acceptable to get off to other waifus from the same series one's own waifu is from?
Well, ok, let's be fair: I'm not that OD on it.
But, he's treating his own waifu as nothing but a sex object, and that's terrible.
>>714036183
You're despicable.
>>714036329
Yo dawg, what it do?
Fringe Science enthusiast, Bleeding Edge Technologist, computer programmer, anime reviewer, and ASMRtist at ur service.
And Cirno-claimer in my spare time
(all of that in my spare time, because too much fucking schoolwork)
>>714036249
At least Emi is a double pirate!
Good. How about you, Veggie?
>>714036368
Yes you are!
How are you?
Also do you remember me? I was the guy who spam poorly drawn Emi pictures!
>>714036656
we need to talk next time
>>714036692
Pretty good, playing some Harvest Moon at the moment.
>>714036688
wow, fuck was gonna link my channel. What happened?
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCrQn2LldtakKl6poZsIHpSA
>nvm, my mouse was on the wrong profile. Didn't paste...
Doing homework using Profile 4, not Editing (Profile 5)
>>714036658
That's pretty retarded. And no one's complained to the city yet?
>>714036692
I am not!
Could be better, but I'm hanging in there!
Of course I do, fastest waifu on no legs, right?
>>714035799
That sounds really dumb
>>714036688
I love giving her two black eyes and making walk around outside in public until her feet hurt too.
>>714035940
Good, I'm about to watch the last episode of Kill La Kill.
>>714035540
Need
>>714036030
I trust you. Eu?
>>714036782
just kidding, im not kurome :p
>>714036542
Night midnight
>>714036542
Definitely. Take it easy man, it was good seeing you in high spirits tonight.
>>714036035
I'm quick on a keyboard, that's all.
>>714036162
Hahaha, excellent. Knock one back and enjoy some well-deserved relaxation. Nothing wrong with indulging a vice from time to time. Moderation like always.
>>714036249
I'm sure it would get your mind off all the term project crap. Oh well, there's always another time to enjoy.
>>714036845
as this is the third time i've been pulled over for it, i'm thinking i might
>2 lanes in either direction separated by a median
>stoplights around so people wouldn't be flooring it anyway
this fucking state
>>714036855
yeah....
paper wound up being like 12 pages....
>>714036904
I think you're projecting your own desires onto her.
>>714037009
Stop lying you just like to hear yourself talk.
>>714037009
I mean fuck it, wether god gave us alcohol or nicotine, I fucking deserve some chill effects after a hard days of works, Im off tomorrow thankfully
>>714037121
I want to pull out her teeth one by one so that she can give me better blow jobs.
>>714036789
Isn't that by the Stardew Valley guys?
>>714036845
Better know as EMMI
One of the tomokos actually filtered me. Too bad I can't find the pics. I'd usually start with EMMI TIEM.jpg
>>714036920
My favorite part is when they're naked in KlK
>>714037350
I gotta know which emi
>>714037078
Get enough complaints, and they'll probably change it.
>>714037350
Yep, I very much remember you! You've been gone a while.
RIP Tomomomoko
OK I am here to stay
>>714036688
>Double dubs.
You're good.
>Someone treating the waifu only as a sex object.
Reminder that one's waifu is not for fugg.
>>714036924
No, but you're close.
>>714036924
Snyg
>>714037009
I finished the second project tonight, actually!
>>714037350
Stardew Valley is heavily influenced by Harvest Moon. HM is made by Natsume in Japan, and SV is made by some indie company.
>>714037552
we'll see, there's a major freeway around here that has a 55 limit, so
anyway, i'm heading to bed, g'night all
>>714037619
idk if I seen u before. What's up?
>>714037645
>>Double dubs.
>You're good.
I've done better.
>>714037619
Hello!
>>714037121
thats way too much. im sorry
>>714030705
your waifu is shit
>>714037683
>55 limit
>Freeway
>Mfw
Anyways, niiight!
>>714037750
It was. It was also like 5 days late.
>>714037717
I was there to witness that
If I recall correctly I am "oh shit"
>>714037723
Hello, how's your night going?
>>714037833
dubblz!
again!
>>714037802
How is Akame a shit?
>>714037882
oh wait, I did that twice. Now that I think of it, you were the first time
>>714037507
The clinically depressed spammer
I'd also spam chicken little memes
>>714037552
Yeah, too bad I can't find the MEGA link. It used to be posted in the OP of Emi threads on /c/
Too bad I can't find it. Then this thread will finally see the most perfect form of emi
>>714037654
Oh okay. I thought they were made by the same guys.
>>714037833
well is it ok now?
>>714037886
put me in the screencap
>>714037971
Well shit, aren't you a lucky one.
Are you up to anything?
>>714037882
Good, just playing some Harvest Moon, you?
>>714038065
Nope. Now I wanna Stardew Valley lol.
>>714038068
I suppose so.
>>714038141
what? You responded to 886. This wasn't even an quads.
>>714038218
homework, and posting across 2 waifu threads
>>714037207
Yep, same here. I wouldn't do this on a work night, but if it's a day off and I get to sleep in a bit, it's fair game this time of year. This aquavit definitely hits hard though. What kind of whiskey do you got?
>>714037619
Hey Yui. Glad to see you back.
>>714037654
Nice, nice. So one more left and then it's just finals, right?
>>714038426
then i guess its ok in the end
>>714037645
Stocking!
>>714037654
Digi-sword
>>714037683
Night
>>714038065
Damn. Don't know that one
>>714038545
How goes it
>>714038426
I responded to the dubblz thing sarcastically
You make a fool out of yourself
Cirno is a fucking MEME you dipshit
You cant waifu a MEME
>>714038449
Yep, I'M SO CLOSE
>Yuuki
>>714038608
>You cant waifu a MEME
I can and I will.
>>714038608
fuck you. Cirno is not just a meme, she's great!
>>714038449
Fireball
>Youknow
>>714038608
Fucking die you faggot bitch. I love Cirno you motherfucker!
>>714038602
I am sleepy. Idk if i should sleep yet. Maybe i should
