What are some things you can only find in the midwest?
Pop instead of soda.
The real question is, who cares?
>>714019725
What about the South?
>>714020221
I do. Thats why I made the thread.
Fucking "Silly boys, trucks are for girls" stickers.
Farm sized meth factories?
>>714020267
No one in the south says pop. It's either soda or coke (as in calling all sodas coke).
>>714019606
fucking midwesterners say "ope" or however you wanna say it when they bump into each other
Good pizza
>>714020267
It's all coke down here.
>>714020435
Nigger i live in California and that shit is everywhere
>>714020763
lol true
>>714019606
cheap housing, cheap food, cheap drugs
>>714020763
oop (oo like in book?) I say that sometimes.
"Pop"
>>714020763
Midwest /b/tard reporting in, I can confirm this
Cinnamon roll with chili over top of it. Fucking Nebraska why are you so dumb?
>>714021207
More like oap like in soap, South Dakota fag here, this is all true
>>714019725
those are interchangeable in idaho.
>>714020763
>>714021479
this is a better way to describe it for sure, im just retarded
A total lack of human dignity
>>714019606
Classrooms with under 30 people in it
>>714020763
From Kansas and I do this fucking everytime I accidently get to close to someone in public
>>714021707
This. Been living in Minnesota 4 years. Also lots of white guilt in the more urban areas
>>714022007
Thats because its Minnesota, the libtard midwestern state. In South Dakota we hate niggers and rag heads
>>714022245
Yeah and look how you're thriving economically compared the liberal parts of the country
>>714021707
/thread
>>714019606
Drive throughs. Not drive up windows like a fast food joint, but a building you drive through to get snacks and beer.
When I talk to people on the coasts, they never quite get it.
>>714021479
What part of South Dakota? Sioux Falls fag here
>>714019606
Midwest states
>>714020282
It's still the land of adventure like gong to china or something. It's generally pretty boring but you never know what will happen when you travel through it. I prefer west coast but good times can be had in the midwest. If you like snow especially.
A compelling argument to legalize sterilization in the USA
>>714022448
Actually yeah, South Dakota has one of the best credit ratings in the country, fuck niggers, white power
>>714019606
>Minnesota
>Wisconsin
>Upper Peninsula
The Great Lakes states aren't Midwest.
For all intents & purposes think of them as Canada cause they have nothing in common with the rest of the Midwest.
HELL IS REAL
>>714022574
dat snow life
>>714022584
Aberdeen, thinking of heading down to Sioux Falls for a job though
>>714022726
Just looked up picture of "midwest"
>>714022726
yooper here, we're more of a purgatory land mass
>>714022820
I havent been in South Dakota long, I moved here from Colorado in June
>>714022726
Agreed, Yooper here.
You faggots get ready for a wisconsin/u.p. moat.
Superior State is Superior
Burnt ends
>>714022953
Why leave Colorado? Its pretty cool there I hear?
>>714022873
It feels like limbo. There is a song about Indiana and it being so boring the girl kills herself (last dance with marry jane by Tom Petty).
>>714022873
Wisconsin here, you were taken from us by a stupid act if congress to appease Michigan in their conflict with Ohio getting a port town down south. We have both suffered fir it.
I propose a new state, called superior, comprised of you dudes, northern wi, and northern minn, since none of our state capitals have any idea what we're about up here..
>>714019606
The ashes of Hillary's presidential campaign.
>>714019606
Calling flip flops "Thongs"
These states
>>714023087
Wayyy too expensive to live there, I was living in a loft with 2 others and barely making it. Its much better here I can accually afford to live
>>714019606
People who aren't assholes
>>714019606
>What are some things you can only find in the midwest?
The worlds biggest ball of twine, and sand niggers. LOTS of sand niggers.
>>714023458
Yeah, I've heard that its an expensive place to live, too. South Dakota is a pretty chill place to live in
>>714023022
Holy shit.
That's fukken crazy, im late to the party.
>>714023188
I think we should take this idea to arms, and make an example for generations to follow.
duck duck grey duck
>>714023551
It is, I just got back from the Sioux Falls hockey game. Might not be a NHL team. But the fans are avid
Mark twain's hometown.
>>714023624
Agreed! 2017, the year we go fishing!!!
>>714019606
Minnesota fag here. Sometimes we substitute the "t" for a "d"
Example
>Minnesoda
>thirdy
>fifdy
Idk if everyone does it but at least I do
>>714019606
Cheese curds in Wisconsin.
A good casserole.
>>714023785
Well, we don't have big malls or legal weed, but we really are a good community
Oh, shitty sports teams too
>>714021552
Recently moved to Idaho from CA. I say coke and they say we only have Pepsi. I didn't even know what a Pop was.
>>714023931
lol
The voice of the revolution.
The very relaxing revolution.
>>714023465
man I completely disagree, I grew up in california and when I came out to the midwest a few years ago first thing I noticed was how shitty all of the customer service was everywhere. They all hate theirs jobs and they make it painfully obvious. In california 90% of services treat you like a king and you will never get that kind of treatment in the midwest. Everybody is lazy as fuck out here too.
>>714024052
Deepfried cheeze nugets blew my mind. And I had never heard what a "walking taco" was
>>714020763
Ohioan here. This is accurate.
>>714024249
Nuggets*
>>714024192
What part of the midwest, because you don't find that around South Dakota
>>714023931
#DicksOutForTrout
>>714024082
Packers were decent a few years ago.
Now they're shit, but that's how it goes.
>>714024192
Depends on what part of CA you're from. N. CA people are a lot nicer and hate snobby S. CA people.
>>714022574
Wait, these don't exist everywhere?
>>714024052
Pasties?
>>714024088
Yea same thing here dude.. shit was crazy. I'll call it soda forever.
>>714024192
What state/city? St. Louis here and most of the customer service here is pretty decent. I mainly go to Florida for vacation and the customer service there is terrible. I've met some people from California, mainly LA, and they all were pretty pretentious
>>714024357
Ohhh fuck yeah, bud!
>>714024335
I've only seen 1 in CA and it was in Atascadero, but it's closed now.
>>714024192
Lol, where the fuck is that? I had the exact opposite reaction going from Wisco to New York.
>>714024249
Walking tacos are just dumb, but cheese curds are the food of gods.
>>714024082
Like the Cubs and Cavaliers?
>>714024335
Nope. Atleast they didn't have them in Colo
>>714020763
Former chicagoan turned wisconsinite, can confirm
>>714024408
Fuck that Pop shit
>>714024357
Oh yeah, we drove fifteen minutes out of the way once to go to some famous pastie shop. It was worth it, they're so good.
>>714019606
New Glarus Spotted Cow (Wisconsin beer). Overrated as fuck. The southwest has beers WAY better.
Cheese curds are primarily a Wisconsin thing.
Deep dish pizza (Chicago/Detroit - 2 different kinds wow).
Square cut thin pizza, seems to be a Chicago thing (I'm sure other areas do it, but you get local thin pizza in Chicagoland and it's all square cut).
Serial killers. Seems like most are from the midwest.
Casual alcoholics. At work, I casually bullshit around with my boss about getting slammed the night before, no big deal. I work in an office, some white collar finance shit. And there's "that guy" who gets way too drunk all the time, and it's just goofy old "that guy". Nobody gives a fuck. Anywhere else, people would be concerned about his drinking problem.
We're in contention with the northeast for biggest concentration of fake-liberal closet racists. So that's something. You know, the guys who will say that they don't mind black people, but they hate niggers. Just between you and them, of course. Don't tell their black friend. They don't show their power level to most people.
>>714022726
True midwest goes from Ohio to Minnesota/Iowa/Missouri, and all states between. Granted, I'd love to have Michigan annex all of Wisconsin north of Green Bay. Fuck Nebraska, fuck Kansas, fuck all that flyover shit. That's all "heartland". Which is a cesspool that "out west" doesn't even like to claim. Also, Indiana, Illinois, and Ohio also border a Great Lake...
>>714024500
Okay those are some exceptions
>>714022007
Lived in Minnesota all my life, this is true. I have always lived in the more rural areas though and those arent as bad
>>714024052
It's not a casserole. It's a hot dish.
>>714019606
Chicagofag here
Theres life outside the suburbs????
>>714023747
fucking this
>>714024278
I'm from the Bay Area north Ca and now I'm in Indiana like an hour outside of Chicago. Most places I go out here they wont even make eye contact with you when they speak to you. A bit of culture shock cause in the bay they are pretty success driven but out here they're so melancholy.
>>714024500
>cubs
>win first world series in 108 years
i mean just cuz these teams won recently doesnt mean they're fucking good, best overall teams are probably blackhawks and bears, although bears been sucking shit for a long ass time now
>>714024628
All the greatest serial killers are midwestern, but Wisconsin is a breeding ground. Jeffrey Dahmer, Ed Gein, Steven Avery...
I always hear us Wisconsinites are a bit "off" and I don't know what that means, but it must be something.
>>714024878
I have a wisconsin friend who moved up here, can confirm he's a little on the odd side.
>>714023934
This. Also i combine words like "How about that" into "Howbouthat"
>>714024768
This
>>714024839
Thats the liberal part, of the midwest. Kansas on up is so kind normally. Unless you get edge teens, they fucking suck at working. But most people even get to know you pretty quickly around here(South Dakota) and just bullshit for awhile
>>714024768
You know not what you speak of. It's a casserole here in Wisconsin.
Oofda, next you'll tell me a bubbler's called a drinking fountain.
>>714024841
Cardsfag here, the Cubs have been good for the past couple of seasons.
>>714024639
Plenty of decent teams in the Midwest
>>714020763
Kenosha fag reporting, "ope" confirmed.
>>714025160
Minnesota fag here. Its Hotdish and you cheese heads can call a drinking fountain whatever you want but its still a drinking fountain
>>714025097
Hmm maybe I need to try a new midwest state.. I'll look into SD
>>714020763
Holy shit
Michelob Golden Light
>>714024088
you can tell someones political affiliation by their pepsi/coke preference
White Castle
Northeast Ohio is full of dumbass rednecks and niggers who don't get along.
Good college football teams
>>714024878
Its because you have all the Snow of the U.P. but about 1000x the niggers. If we had one more thing to hate up here we would do it too
>>714025362
Heard that it's bomb, but never had it. I like In n Out, and Five Guys
>>714025362
Is that really only a midwest thing?
>>714025258
You can take your "hotdish" and shove it up your Fargo-sounding tooshie ya Viking fag.
Casey's gas stations.
>>714025352
Kek, yeah that's true man.
>>714025479
You should try Steak N Shake
>>714019606
Dumb fuck republicans.
>>714025471
I'm surprised you all don't blow your brains out in the U.P.
I've been there for camping trips and skiing and there is just nothing ever happening.
>>714025427
Every every has good college teams dipshit
>>714025510
how is it down there nearing the bottom of the division?
>>714025362
>white castle
Man I thought that would be good, but those are the most disappointing thing ever. Just greasy bread with hamburger patty the thickness of a slice of bologna.
It's all about In and Out
>>714019606
>What are some things you can only find in the midwest?
Your mom.
>>714025650
>just nothing ever happening.
>exactly how it should be
^area>>714025673
Girls that fuck dogs and horses as apart of growing up.
Grew up in a small town called merrill wisconsin, knew easily a dozen girls who were openly dog fuckers
inb4filename lawlerskates
>>714025687
At least we've won a Superbowl ever.
>>714020763
As a Minnesotan, I can confirm this is 100% accurate
>>714025362
My fucking movie theater started serving white castle in it.
Who eats a burger in a movie theater? Very strange to me.
>Indiana fag reporting in
Fuckin fried breaded pork tenderloin sandwich!
>>714025479
Dude, no you will hate it. They're not even really hamburgers. It's like a 7-11 snack. Luncheables are better. Total garbo.
>>714026021
Yeah, not going to fuck with it then. Thanks for looking out
>>714025870
Uh, I think that's just your town there bud. I'm from Wisconsin and no one admitted to it, though people were probably doing it.
Is missouri really part of the midwest?
>>714026017
Indiana here too, yea these are pretty good. My local bar makes these for me and they're pretty cheap too.
>>714026241
I'd say it's south
Float trips.
>>714026241
It's in between the South and the Midwest. Really depends on who you ask. It has the worst qualities of each region though.
>>714026241
It is.
>>714026411
Nah, those happen wherever people have a river to float
>>714020763
I remember thinking what am i saying doing this before and never thought about it again until now.
>>714025471
Black people in Wisconsin are basically confined to Milwaukee, and even then, to the North side. Milwaukee is one of the most segregated places in the U.S., if not the single most segregated place.
For the most part, you can travel for hundreds of miles and not see any black people in Wisconsin.
>>714026542
But do yours always end in atleast one arrest?
>>714025479
White Castle is nothing like Five Guys or In N Out. White Castles, or sliders (both are acceptable), are tiny burgers that are steam cooked. Comes with diced onion and a couple pickle slices. You can get em with cheese to. The chick breast sliders are the shit, don't fuck with the regular chicken patty. They got crinkle fries, but he onion chips are where it's at. And I've always heard you can have a candle lit meal in the restaurant on Valentine's Day, cuz we're classy as fuck out here. It's great stoner food too, Harold and Kumar know where the good shit at.
>>714026647
I didnt see one until i was 20 though. Not joking.
>>714026647
Not true in the Fox Valley. Maybe in smaller cities.
Also, a large Hmong population.
>>714020568
Kek
>>714019725
No one in Illinois calls it "pop".
>>714020763
I live in Illinois, can confirm. I had no clue that it was a Midwestern thing though.
>>714026992
wtf are you talking about, I've lived there all my life and have never once heard someone all it anything other than pop
>>714020763
can someone link a video showing this? cause I think it's something everyone does tbh
>>714022726
Yoopers hate Canada and Canadians though. Wisconsin is trash, Minnesota is a better version of Wisconsin.
>>714027236
i guess this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KX196J3lk5M
>>714020763
Ohiofag confirming
>>714027280
My friend from minnesota loves canada and always sticks up for them when I make fun of them. He could just be being difficult tho.
>>714027236
>>714027280
Clearly you two are fucking retarded.
>>714023188
Michigan here take the northern tip of the Lower Pen. with you, about Grayling down sucks.
>>714027280
>>714027345
Hmm, yea I do that too (I'm not from the midwest)
>>714027421
yeah minnesotans hate canadians so..
>>714027153
I'm from Southern Illinois, the STL metro area specifically. I've never heard anyone call it "pop". Do you live more towards Chiraq?
>>714019606
>>714019606
Just a little more south and you got alotta niggers.
>>714025209
kenosha fag too. rare to see another. you also love cock?
>>714027633
Usually its not meant for them to hear though, you're not addressing them you just kind of mumble it under your breath to calm yourself down
>>714027421
I don't know about how Minnesotans feel, but a good way to piss a yooper off is to call him a Canadian.
>>714027424
Thanks for proving me right about Wisconsin. There are 2 nice areas though.
>>714026241
We're are own region, anon.
>>714027676
Ya, chicago all my life, probably why
>>714027797
Oh, and we have the best IPA's
>>714023747
Illinois here, we always said "goose".
>>714027943
its bells double cream stout er nothing
>>714020763
>>714025209
kenosha fags btfo
t. racine
>>714025362
They're overpriced now. No, I'm not paying nearly a dollar for a soggy little burger.
>>714028145
#fightfor15
>>714027943
>>714028076
Just turned 21 and haven't had much diversity in trying new ales or beers, what's IPA?
>>714020763
I think it started from "woopsie daisy " then became "woops" then just "ope"
St Louis Area here.
Our main exports are sadness and malaise. For a short period in the summer between July 4th and August we are happy.
Otherwise.
Duck hunting
Applebee's is fancy
Large amount of Pentecostal people who are smug because they wear denim dresses
Shit ton of Latinos and so each city has like 2 Mexican restraunts.
The other half is Italian or polish. So there's like 2 or 3 Italian or pizza places.
You're not a real town till you have a Mcdonalds. No matter how many hundreds of people your village has.
Softball > baseball
Football runs everything
98$ of all clothes you see on people are from the nearest mall even though if you go to the mall there's no one there.
Hot Topic is still somehow controversial
Everyone knows someone on meth.
You can find large concentrations of punks and hipsters near places of higher learning. These kids do lots of drugs when not getting high on their own pretentiousness.
Everyone wants to leave yet nobody does.
If someone happens to leave just wait, they'll end up back here. Just a matter of time. These parts have some sort of gravity to them and what goes away must come back.
Stay away at all costs.
It's basic here.
Fucking basic.
Nothing of any value originates from here and nothing of any interest lies here. Move on. Save yourself.
>>714028076
Perrin Black or KBC's Widow maker Black, oh and we also have Vernors.
>>714020763
holy shit that is a great observation.
>>714026992
Everyone north of Lawrenceville does jackass.
>>714019606
Been in Iowa for 20 years. Can't find a way out of al this corn...
>>714023236
Underrated post
UP has a bunch of abandoned copper mines as it used to be one of if not the most copper rich areas in the states back when people only made $1 per day
>>714019606
Fuckin retards that don't know their asses from holes in the ground and voted President Cheeto into office.
>>714026814
>White Castle
West Coast here, I've heard about White Castle for years, and finally bought a box of frozen White Castle cheese burgers on impulse.
If you get the timing exactly right in the microwave, they're perfect 3AM-back-from-the-bar drunk food. I go through a shit-ton of them.
I'm passing through Las Vegas next week, and I heard there's a White Castle there. I'm on it.
>>714028292
>For a short period in the summer between July 4th and August we are happy
Nah, everyone spends it indoors because the fucking humidity makes the heat unbearable. We're miserable year round
Lot of fucking Germans in Wisconsin. We have St. Nick Night where we put out our shoes and they're filled with candy around Christmas. Hiding pickle in the tree. Elf on the shelf.
Besides the holiday season, this also means we eat brats, have like 15 corner bars in each town, and for some reason every fair I've ever been to has a Polka band playing even though no one actually listens to Polka.
>>714028530
and gold and diamond. The U.P. is one giant mountain, lake superior itself is so high above sea level.
>>714028239
India Pale Ale
hoppy, bitter tasting beer
It might be a bit of an acquired taste. Buddy of mine who moved up here from Oklahoma hated them at first, but now he loves em.
Bells Two Hearted is an easy go to. Hopslam is a seasonal Bells, but it's the shit. Shorts Humalualicious is good. Zombie Dust is awesome. Lagunitas and Stone have pretty good
ones, but they aren't midwest. Same with the Dogfish Head 90 minute.
>>714028730
I've only ever been to the copper mines up there, it has something to do with volcanos and mineral rich earth layering to create massive veins of basalt (I think it is?) Thats filled with bits of copper.
>>714021872
Really in from saint Louis and we had 1200 kids and 20-25 a class study half were 5-10
>>714028292
St. Louis area checking in. East side, specifically. I agree that everyone is basic here, I like how you point out that everyone is either Mexican, Italian, or Polish.
I've only been to Applebee's once for a fundraiser or some shit.
>>714028607
I've seen those at the store. Never tried em, but I can't imagine they're as good. Idk, if you dig em in a microwave though, then I bet you'd really love em fresh.
>>714019606
Menards
You-ins and big red
>>714028292
holyfucking shit you just described all of missouri, not just St. Louis.
>>714024628
>best beer
>south
>not wi
Oh please stop, I can only laugh so hard. Who was it that settled in large amounts in WI? Oh yeah, Germans, they know a thing or 2 about beer. 50/50 German/Finnish master race.
>>714028344
I was being too broad. No one in the St. Louis Metro Area does.
>>714024628
Square cut is saint Louis
>>714029340
Everyone in STL knows what Imo's is.
>>714029116
Fuck yeah, Menards! Used to work there. Not sure why I got excited about that, but fuck Lowes and Home Depot.
>>714022448
>Shale oil
>>714022448
I live in south dakota and it is actually doing very well. The only parts that arent are, you guessed it, the indian reservations.
Fleet farm
Farm and fleet
FAYGO
>>714023465
Go to Minneapolis. Everyone is a fucking asshole.
>>714029095
>I've seen those at the store. Never tried em
They're in cellophane packs of two. Just barely cut one corner of the cellophane, and cook them according to microwave power. They're grubbin'.
I saw an article on best microwave burgers, and WC burgers were high on the list. I like 'em, but I'm sure fresh ones would certainly be better.
>>714029681
Because we don't want you here.
>>714029467
That place is actually pretty nice, it's relaxing in an odd way.
>>714019606
largest lake in the world
>>714029681
Went to Indianapolis once. Everyone there was an asshole. Lotta faggots too. Only bars open were gay bars. Fuckin lame.
>>714025530
Iowa fag can confirm.
>>714025583
Spic
>>714029632
Must not be a thing in Illinois, I rarely even see it in stores. I thought the Insane Clown Faggots, or whatever they're called, were the only ones to drink that?
>>714029985
it's big in Michigan, where it's made. I remember they had 3 liter bottles of it.
The worst hoods
1 east saint Louis
2 Chiraq
3 detriot
4. Flint Michigan(not as violent but has living conditions of Brazilian slums
5 Cleveland not fr a bad hood but whole city's just trashy
>>714024628
since we Ohioans are kings of the midwest
I can guarantee that crime and unemployment is lower than other parts
>>714030101
Ohio is the biggest shit hole. Are you serious?
>>714019606
depression
>>714020763
Iowafag can confirm
>>714028478
because not funny and you are a samefag
>>714029839
lol, ever think you're the problem in that scenario? We've got plenty of not gay bars, and if you were hanging out there calling people fags, it's not real surprising that people were assholes to you.
>>714020763
Ohio here, confirmed, damn
>>714030284
Do you ever wonder why we don't get hurricanes you faggot
>>714029681
bullshit
only the crime ridden parts
compared to other big cities people are pretty tolerant and pleasant
just cause u live on the farm and rarely see other humans
All white crime free cities
>>714030082
Can confirm, ESTL is a fucking shit hole. I live in a neighboring city, my father took me on a "tour" one time. I shit you not, I saw a few hookers and someone slinging some dope after just a couple blocks.
>>714030284
I checked all the other bars. They closed at like 12 dude. They werent assholes because they were fags. They were rude because I was straight and with my gf at a gay bar. They were all staring the whole time and I got shitty service.
>>714019606
Detroit. The Africa of America.
>>714030349
Don't forget the blue spoon in Prairie du sac
>>714030349
Best thing to come to Kansas. Good hamburgers and cheesecurds.
>>714030101
Fuck ohio. I swear you have permanent road construction just so it takes longer to get through your shitty ass state.
In Minnesota, you can still find all white classrooms. Feels so good.
>>714022584
Brookings fag reporting in
>>714022574
North Dakota fag here
I love bars with drive throughs so you can get a good cup of booze
>>714030912
fuck you edina fag
>>714027943
bell's brown is my shit
>>714030993
Vermillion Fag here. Orriginally from Watertowb
>>714020763
Iowa fag. Can confirm
>>714031135
I'm from Chanhassen, but yes, we have all white classrooms too.
>>714020763
Is this not common elsewhere???
>>714030139
Is it just Ohio or are Somalis everywhere in the Midwest?
>>714025404
Kent here, confirmed. Also no one outside of the midwest, and possibly northeast Ohio, knows what Jo-Jos are.
>>714031460
there are a shit ton of somalis in st.paul, but literally no one i talk to wants them here. even black people fucking hate them
>>714029681
Minneapolis is just fucked up. You get the friendliness but you also get the crime, so you end up hearing people laugh about all the blood stains that snow plows spread around and drug houses that people wave to.
>>714031637
Yeah, but you only really see them if you catch a cab or uber
>>714031690
Go to any walmart/herbergers
>>714019606
All 15 species of crane (bird obviously)
>>714031817
Sorry not poor
>>714031631
central Ohio, can confirm clueless
>>714031913
Fuck you man im just trying to get some Wolf brand chilli
>>714031637
black people fucking hate somalis? dont get whats so bad
>>714031862
hell yeah :) my favorite are the blue ones (sorry i don't know the real name)
>>714029467
fuck i still work there
free popcorn
>>714032053
Heron. The blue heron.
>>714032037
That's what my friend told me. He's black as hell and said that his black grandpa is a racist towards them
>>714032186
well now i feel like a big ole goober .__.
>>714032037
Black people hate everyone except white girls and then they hate them if they get pregnant or stop fucking them.
>>714032037
They start shit with the 'native' black people. Black people in MPLS do hate them. I honestly don't care about either group. Only time I see Somalis is driving taxis or pushing people around in wheelchairs at MSP
Western Kansas.
W H E A T
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>>714029043
We just had 500 kids in our entire school
these
halfway up the mitt of Michigan is compleatly different from the southern part. the niggers are creeping up though. it makes me sad my state is turning black and dying
>>714022574
South Texas has these everywhere
>>714032957
OH, SHIT! Are we really the only place that has puppy chow?!?
>>714032029
Hell yeah B-Bops!
>>714019606
>Culver's
>>714033090
Nah Texas does it
>>714019606
Supreme comfiness
>>714028292
Accurate
We don't shut school down when we get an inch of snow.
>>714033280
>>714033287
Alright. Yeah, that one seemed unlikely. Shit's like crack.
>>714032957
Ohio here, what the fuck is that?
festival foods
>>714033508
Puppy Chow - essentially rice chex, mixed with a peanut-butter/chocolate coating and then doused in powdered sugar.
It's like eating a big bow of sex.
Suburban heroine addiction
>>714025870
From Antigo, can confirm people from Merrill fuck animals.
>>714033721
What do you mean? Like parish festival dinners? Pretty sure most states do that kind of stuff.
>>714033838
Blame Chicago, St Louis, and Detroit... they're literally shipping dealers to other Midwest states with housing vouchers now, exporting crime to the rural towns.
Everyone is Latino, Italian or Polish
>>714033976
Festival Foods is a Grocery Store.
well Illinois, has "decriminalized" weed. It is basically if you have less than 10 grams, it is a civil lawsuit and only fineable up to $200. It is almost legal. love it
Ohio is shit and is not midwest.
Masturbate to baby photos of your sister?
>>714033754
this is so true
>>714034129
Huh... never heard of it. It's almost exclusively Hy-Vee in the tri-state area.
>>714024052
Fuck me, fried cheese curds are so good. Better than any fried food we have in the south, even fried chicken.
Wouldn't it make more sense to be called mideast?
>>714033976
Yeah I'm from kirkwood a town in saint Louis suburbs the high school here has 5x the national average of ODs
>>714033754
That shit is fire
>>714033976
the shitty fuckin wisconsin grocery chain
>>714034012
Germans too.
>>714019606
>What are some things you can only find in the midwest?
Nothing.
>>714019606
Lefse, Elk Burgers, Lutefisk.
>>714034179
It's annoying trying to find a dealer though, at least where I live.
>>714019606
Just some goood old times oot in boot fishin ya know?
>>714019606
Bubblers.
>>714029043
my graduating class was 24 people, my lil brothers was around less than 12
>>714034701
i live in a small town of about 1500 people but live near a 5000 size town, we got about 6 people who can get us what we want
>>714025485
No. We have quite a few in the SE.
>>714034681
Here in Colorado we have elk burgers. Granted, they're not super wide-spread, but I've seen both venison and elk served in restaurants.
>>714034844
you mean a drinking fountain
>>714033235
Fucking this!!
>>714035036
Yeah.
But that's literally the only place I've ever heard them called that.
>>714035060
got one about half hour away. make the drive once every couple weeks to get some.
>>714025870
Wish my town was the same. I've always wanted to see a girl fuck a dog in front of me.
>>714035036
No, blubbers in da midwest
>>714033235
They have a few in South Florida. So the midwestern novelty of the chain is wearing out.
>>714025870
... greentext?
>>714034939
Locale restaurant here in mich serves elk (among other game animals) and it is delicious
>>714034844
actually its a push button water source
>>714035036
Fuck you.
>>714026017
We have these in the SE
>>714026017
Have you seen the ones they serve in Iowa and Wisconsin? Same bun size but the tenderloin is like the size of a damn serving plate.
>>714035274
Oh, I thought it was a press down spraying mouth moistener.
>>714022584
Vermillion, standing by.
>>714035247
I've never gotten them at a restaurant. We have freezers of our own venison and elk we go out and get every year. No reason to go pay for it somewhere when I can cook it at home.
Bison, though. That shit's amazing. All over the fucking place here. Can buy it at most
grocery stores.
>>714025870
damn that's a big doggy dong
>>714035284
No thanks
>>714035302
Probably from all the blue hairs that go for Florida in the Winter took it down there lol
>>714035359
Fuck yeah, dude! That's the only way to have a pork tenderloin
>>714035377
pressure activated water spouting liquid dispenser
>>714035467
We have a lottery to get an elk license to hunt one. It accumulates year by year you submit one but it takes quite a few years to get a license.
>>714035614
Maybe. Who knows. I just know i've had them in Charleston. Shit was good.
>>714035709
touch activated clear fluid guzzler gadget
You know you are in SD when you see these. I'm sure they're in the surrounding states too.
>>714028023
"grey duck" is just fucking minnesota
just like "hot dish"
>>714035715
You don't have to lottery here except for the good zones on private land. At least, that's all I've ever had to lottery for. See if you can find elk or venison in sausage form up there. It's the best way by far to eat them.
>>714035886
hydrogen dioxide emmiting hydrating fluid source
>>714036079
It's called a scuttlebutt.
