What would you do to me?
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What would you do to me?
>>714017044
Everything.
Continue taking off the rest of your clothes then make a decision.
>>714017044
Why is there a black line on her arm?
Timestamp and I'll tell you what I would do to you, pretty ;)
i wana lick u where u fart
>>714017044
I'd avoid eye contact and if you talked to me I'd try to be funny but I'd be too nervous and probably repeat the same thing multiple times then walk away while still repeating the same thing.
#swag
i would make you wash my dishes everyday
>>714017309
Looks like a constellation.
>>714017044
Show penis
I'd teach you how to make a fucking time stamp
>Tits or gtfo
Take you to my room, take that awful piercing out of your nose. Pull out my big laser, zap that ugly ass tattoo on your arm.
>>714017044
ask for tits with timestamp. analyze the picture of your mammaries and depending on that analysis maybe post a comment about them.
Lick your butt and sniff it
Anything u fucking wanted continue undressing plz
tell you to do your homework
>>714017309
Tattoo
and you would do the laundry too baby every single day of the year
>>714017044
I'd cuddle you.
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>>714017731
It's the 4th you dumb cunt.
and you would make me sandwiches while i play lol with my bros
>>714017044
id do your ass for sure
>>714017482
Yes it's my zodiac constellation
>>714017731
Show ass
>>714017731
Lick butthole
>>714017044
Kik?
why is your nose peeling?
I'd ask you how you're doing on such a fine evening. How are you?
>>714017982
Got sunburned on vacation
>>714017731
a new paper and put on it "I want your cock, Jonee"
I would take you home and make you some grilled cheese and tomato soup.
>>714017731
Dunno who this is to you but she is gorgeous. Good on ya
>>714017044
impregnate you
>>714017880
>zodiac
fuck me you're retarded for believing that shit. still hot tho
Wait guys, who's taking those pics?
>>714017044
I am aries too :)
im scared to go to the bathroom at night so you would hold my hand while i dump huge nocturnal shitlogs
>>714017880
>zodiac
And in to the trash you go
>>714017822
You can make a sandwich while I play
>>714017044
show us your penis
>>714017044
Another great body ruined by ink.
Compliment you until you tell me to kill myself.
>>714017731
would love to engage in a deep conversation with you and massage that sweet pussy
>>714017812
>says it's the fourth
>says 12/03/16
>>714018081
Guy: Thanks bro
>>714017812
Not too bright are you? The whole world is not in your time zone, idiot.
>>714018134
Guy: I am
>>714017044
Engage in sexual intercourse in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.
>>714017044
Get you a voice coach, because right now you an A FLAT.
>>714018034
Where'd you go? Oh, show your tits btw.
>>714017731
if that's you how the fuck did you take that picture
>>714017309
Later she is going to go on live stream with a scalpal and cut along that line and remove her own bicep. This thread is just the build-up to it, so you're all more extra shocked than you would normally be, even by something so extreme. I am patiently waiting to see it, as will you. Can't bear to look, can't look away.... that's you in about 45 minutes.
>>714018275
anon you got quite the gal you better treat that angel right or imma slide in her dms
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>>714018174
Bunch of retards, forgetting to ask for tits or GTFO.
>>714017731
WHAT ARE YOU HOLDING THE CAMERA WITH??!!!
SHOW TITS or G T F O!
>>714018444
her boyfriend
>>714018443
Clap Clap Clap
>>714017812
you know there is more than one country in the world right? and there's these things called time zones? and that it's not the same day in every one of them?
I'd propose that we form an aryan pact to create the 4th reich.
I'm pretty kinky.
>>714018404
the fuck m8n that's quite the speculation. How do you come up with that shit?
shower you off so i can eat your pussy
>>714018444
Her foot obviously, it's the new thing.
>>714018594
>implying girls with bf's browse 4chan and just conveniently want to know what a bunch of fat neck bearded weaboos would do to her
>>714018444
My feet... Someone else is. Duh
>>714017044
I'd love to zip tie your hands, feet,... and then your throat and watch your life flea as you try to squirm free. Loooovveee yooouuu
>>714017044
Fuck u fast and hard then cum and go to kitchen to eat nachos and play xbox
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>>714018258
Get b8ed, fedora wearing faggots.
>>714017044
>stab in eye with empty syringe
>inject air bubble in to bloodstream
>wait for death
>skin body
>cure skin
>turn cured skin in to gimp suit
>put on cured skin gimp suit
>put Tom Jones cassette in to sound system
>sing along to "What's New Pussycat"
That's what's new, Pussycat.
>>714017044
You know the rules, tits or gtfo
hey, east coaster here. florida to be pacific, or atlantic actually, gulf coast really.
but anyway, dem gurrrrs like you be a dime a dozen down here so you just not worth the drive. sorry babe.
peace out girlscout
>>714017044
Pay someone to show you how to properly apply an eyeliner wing, and fix up those caterpillars.
>>714018698
no...but like dozens of other posts like this in the past, the boyfriend usually browses /b/ and gets off when he shows her off to us. stupid faggot. is autism your default mode?
>>714018698
Same
>>714018443
Or maybe we just aren't desperate like you.
>>714017044
nothing, it's late, i'm stoned, so i just wanna sleep knowing your next to me.
>>714018859
top kek
>>714018964
>MFW someone in a cuck thread calls me autistic for calling a fake post as a fake post
>>714018984
>Being this fucking retarded
Hit is beyond being a mongoloid summer fag. This is advanced retardation...
>>714018964
No I wanted to post on here my self.
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>>714018594
youre both fucking rtarded. the guy with anime is worse but stil your both stupid.
>>714017044
i would take you to subway and buy you any 12 inch sub you liked then force you to suck my cock as payment then leave you on the side of the road
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>>714018177
Oh aren't you precious? Fedora much? Do you hold your katana in your left hand while masturbating to Richard Dawkins' photo on the back cover of one of the copious Rich Dawkins books you own and paid full retail to get? How's it feel not getting all those admiring glances you expected to get by beating your chest and declaring what a great nobel science-believing atheist you are? I bet you spend your evenings crying bit fat tears of lonliness and lamenting the fact that you can't dry your tears because all your kleenex are full of cum because you masturbated so much to those delicious RIchard Dawkins pics.
>>714019192
cuck
>>714019226
kek i'm not even atheist and i don't agree with richard dawkins whatsoever but anyone that buys into horoscopes or zodiac bs is straight mentally ill
>>714017044
Just have your bf take a pic of your tits so this dumbass threat will die
>>714019360
plz tell me this is copypasta
>>714019226
You wouldn't say that to me in real life faggot.
>>714018652
She's definitely gonna do it. The dots are the exact points where she has to rotate the scalpal slightly to follow the right path and keep the job looking professional.
>>714019654
yeah i would and i would punch you out too with a single blow
>>714017044
i wanna take you to mc donalds and make you watch while i eat through 7 big macs
>>714019767
I'm 6'2 220, loser.
>>714018444
Her dick
>>714019637
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I mutated top of my class of disease in all of Africa, and I've been involved in numerous viral outbreaks all across Nigeria, and I have over 4,784 confirmed infections. I am trained in biological warfare and I’m the top plague in the entire Jewish media network. You are nothing to me but just another host. I will wipe you the fuck out with symptoms the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contracting my strain across the entire world and your home will be next now so you better prepare for a "The Last Plague", nigger. The plague that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call human life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be everywhere, anytime, and I can kill you with over 700 symptoms , and that’s just with my current strain. Not only am I extensively mutated in infection, but I have access to the entire arsenal of weeaboo faggots worshiping me and I will use it to its full extent to become the daemon that will destroy all life on earth, you little shit. If only you could have known what holy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. you will shit blood all over yourself and you will drown in it. You’re fucking infected, kiddo.
>>714019858
i am too no joke same height and weight
>>714018799
>watch your life flea
A life flea? Is that like a spirit animal? Do we get assigned a life flea at birth, to watch over us? Is that why we sometimes itch for no apparent reason? It's the life flea trying to warn us of danger!
>>714019897
Your mom's infected
>>714018845
Classic Defense Strategies for Idiots 101: In today's class, "When you make some really stupid mistake, declare it's bait, and you'll totally get away with it (sometimes). Those who still think you're a faggot will have enough doubt that they may not call you out on it."
My gigantic, disgusting wife is sleeping next to me.
Last 30 minutes of my 33rd birthday today. Hands down the worst I've ever had.
I've forgotten what healthy, beautiful women look like naked.
Wish me a happy birthday OP.
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>>714019654
keyboard warriors
>>714020249
ill post proof faggot
>>714017731
WELL FIRST I WOULD TAKE THAT BIG FAT CUNT AND TIE IT TO THE CEILING THEN LET YOU HANG THERE LIKE A CEILING FAN STUPID UGLY WHORE
>>714019897
>>>714019637 (You)
>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I mutated top of my class of disease in all of Africa, and I've been involved in numerous viral outbreaks all across Nigeria, and I have over 4,784 confirmed infections. I am trained in biological warfare and I’m the top plague in the entire Jewish media network. You are nothing to me but just another host. I will wipe you the fuck out with symptoms the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contracting my strain across the entire world and your home will be next now so you better prepare for a "The Last Plague", nigger. The plague that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call human life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be everywhere, anytime, and I can kill you with over 700 symptoms , and that’s just with my current strain. Not only am I extensively mutated in infection, but I have access to the entire arsenal of weeaboo faggots worshiping me and I will use it to its full extent to become the daemon that will destroy all life on earth, you little shit. If only you could have known what holy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. you will shit blood all over yourself and you will drown in it. You’re fucking infected, kiddo.
>>714020022
Don't you think I'm cute though anon?
>>714018404
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>>714017482
It's the constellation Aries.
>>714017731
Have anal sex in the missionary position with you on that bed
>>714020157
>continuing to be b8ed by something so simple
:^)
>>714020340
i don't want to see your ugly ass dude, your faggot ass biceps mean nothing to me
>>714020243
RIP your entire life.
I'll see you here when you divorce her in a year and a half.
How did we go from seeing some firm tits to a life flea with a down syndrome talking plague?
>>714017044
>>714017731
and after 200 bumps, she'll announce "oh hey, by the way, i have a MFC.. cum watch me *wink*"
and thirsty niggers would actually fall for it
>>714020644
Well it all started when that cute girl rejected us in middle school, now here we are
>>714019654
Someone else already answered for me, but my actual response to you is:
Oooh. What are you gonna do? Hack at me with your katana in between your heaving sobs of loneliness? I bet your arms are too spaghetti to really put much force into it. Besides, all I have to do to win is knock off your fedora. You'll be so desperate for nobody to see what a fag you look like in reality, that you'll immediately forget everything else and start searching around for the fedora, not realizing that you look like a fag anyway, and that no-one really gives a fuck about you. Boo fucking hoo.
>>714020826
>>714020826
nice tits
>>714020826
Look at those man titties.
I
m going to titty fuck you boy
>>714020826
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ARE YOU TROLLING ME RIGHT NOW?
>>714020744
LOL. Dont let my laugh get to your head and think about how funny and accepted you are tomorrow while you are showering. Re thinking your humorous reply with a big grin as you shampoo your hair, heart beating and endorphins rushing through your blood. fuck you. You're funny, but fuck your ego.
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>>714020954
that's all muscle faggots pure power to knock you out
>>714019858
220 pound sack of fat is not impressive, fat boy.
I want to rub hot oil all over OP's supple young body. Then eat out her ass and pussy. Then fuck her hard.
>>714020826
220 pounds?! lmao try 195 IF THAT. also you have shit biceps.
>>714017044
Nod politely then go home and FAP whilst crying
>>714017044
I would do a lot of sexual things, giving you multiple orgasms but one thing I wouldn't do is post pictures of you on /b/ to get validation from strangers that you're attractive
>>714021007
I'mma take you, pin you down and fuck your huge titties boy.
>>714021007
my 9mm would do far more damage to your man tits than you ever could to me you fucking loser
>>714020360
Doable at least, when and where bitch?
>>714021007
>>714021007
If it were all muscle it'd show, not sag. Take your saggy autism somewhere else bud.
>>714017044
Hey bebe...
>>714017044
OP is a faggot attention whoring faggot who is just using her to bait and troll you guys. It's not her posting ...
>>714021273
no shit
>>714017044
I'd tell you what I will do..
>TITS OUR GTFO.
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>>714021232
his nipples look like tiny chunks of cauliflower.
>>714020826
not one person here cares what you look like. your nipples are disgusting to look at, I feel like puking
>>714020406
Yeah, but when are you going to cut along that constellation line and remove your muscle? That's the question we really want the answer to.
> I bet the real reason you got that tat is so people will ask you what the fuck it is.... like a reverse pickup line. Instead of some loser asking "So, what's your star sign?"
>>714017044
Nothing, why would I do anything to you? I don't even know you.
Lmao the guy who posted the shirtless pic deleted his pic. I guess his cocky fake confidence fell through
>>714021179
Your room tonight.
>>714020436
Lesson 2: When somebody actually does call you out on being a loser faggot, try to lessen the damage by continuing to insist it's bait even when the fragility of your argument is really obvious.
>>714021308
>assholes
You present your supple titties and expect us not to comment?
Come on now summerfag.
>>714020406
is the tattoo not finished? it's missing the line at the top
>>714021587
I'll be waiting, don't disappoint me now
>>714020826
So, Wallace, how's Grommet doing these days? Are you still obsessed with cheese?
>>714020243
pull the covers back and get a few pics
>>714021689
Now say it faggot.
You know what to do.
>>714021174
Dude... not the place to brag about your cock size. You'll make some of these guys feel more inadequate than they already are.
I would treat you right baby, I would love and cherish you with all my heart. I'm a nice guy so you probably wont go for me but i'm always here for you, unlike your asshole boyfriend!! :)
Have consented,sexual intercourse
>>714021241
>when allah the Akbar too hard
>>714017731
I would lick those armpits
>>714022065
kek, good one
>>714022065
It's all about the motion of the ocean
>>714021820
I don't know what to say, but would cosplaying as Margaret Sanger work?
>>714022406
>>714017044
heh.... thread got derailed well before the tits came out. Stay classy, /b/
>>714022861
Excruciating pain is a turn on, and death is a close friend of mine
>>714022861
I love you ebola-chan!
>>714022406
You sir are a wizard and a scholar
>>714022861
I love you ebola-chan!
>>714017044
pretend i dont know you infront of my friends
>>714017044
I want to
1. fart in your face
and
2. poo on you.
>>714017044
Talk
>>714023098
Dis nigga found me in another thread and posted a response to me in another thread.
How the fuck did you do that?
>>714018640
Please, kill yourself, no offense. I am being objective right here
>>714017044
>Me
Kek, ok then: Tits or gtfo
Now look I've become a parrot. To the girl in the picture, i would join her under the covers and slowly steal her warmth. Probably no sex because she is clearly a whore.
>>714023999
trips insists nudes
>>714017044
pantie fetish.
>get in inbetween your legs
> bite your panties
>smell your panties
>ripoffpanties.exe
>>714017044
What are your thoughts on Mexicans?
I only like White girls, always sweet and caring. Plus, they smell amazing.
I'd wife ya. I want more white babies. You seem fit.
>>714024670
>This executable was not meant for your operating system. Please find an updated version.
>>714017044
also checked
>>714017044
Give you a haircut and a real job, ya fucken hippy
>>714024910
>sudo apt-get dist-upgrade
>>714018443
The game has changed anon
>>714017044
i wan to tape you to my ceiling and force you to watch me masturbate over anime porn
>>714018698
You'd be surprised how many chicks get off to that shit
OP has abandoned thread
>>714025156
you're a true /b/ tard.
>>714017044
Ey m8, can you post a sticker with or write KAS on yourself(Face included)? It's to prove you're real and'll add to my collection.
Pic related.
>>714017044
Tell you to stop dying your hair, take your stupid cow ring out, laser that stupid ass tatoo off, and wipe all that shit off your face.
Girl and timestamp? Congrats, you've just won all the neckbeards
>>714025307
zero. zero chicks.
Nothing. Because im faithful, god i swear im faithful. People like you make it so hard to be faithful with your perfect bodies.
>>714025587
No man. That's what they want you to believe. It gives them power, but the truth is they love seeing guys get desperate over them, even neckbeards. Why do you think camgirls are so popular?
>>714017044
pull your hair while I fucked you doggy style
>>714018443
I doubt she'd agree to that. Her tits look like they're 90% nipple
op really likes attention. best to tease her with it. blindfold maybe
>>714017044
ask you whats up with that tatoo
>>714026856
read the thread
>>714025952
Because it's easy to get money out of sad pathetic dingle creamers.
Someone should remind these idiots that porn is free now.
>>714017044
Op is gone. Abandon thread.
>>714017044
Tell you to wash up and make me some dinner, bitch. Take that basic bitch eye makeup off and heat me up some Salisbury steak. Cracker-ass hoe.
>>714027068
No shit eh? But some dudes get off on knowing she's amateur or somehow see a live cam as more personal. People are weird man.
>>714017044
buy you new pants seeing as how you don't got any, Also a bra.
rape u so hard.
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