>receive chihuahua
>he proceeds to piss and shit on everything
>refuses baths
>regularly tries to bite anyone who approaches
what do /b/?
dubs gets considered
trips decides
quads+ overrules
pic related
-OP
>>714013253
blast it with piss
take it out back and shoot it
or tie it up to a drone and make it disappear (WEBM RELATED)
>>714013426
ill drink some water and think about it
>>714013526
kek. i would do it if i had a drone or a working non-nerf gun
keep it or give it to someone who will really love it faggot
>>714013526
I want a drone so bad, i'd totally take a small cat or dog up to about 500 feet
>>714014043
no
>>714014043
already tried it. they gave him back
>>714014177
same. the dog only weighs about 5lbs. a nice drop from 500 feet would be pretty satisfying
Feed it 2 pounds of cheese.
Only feed it cheese for a month to see what happens.
>>714014043
Roll
>>714014043
Reroll
>>714014043
Rollll
OP make a big model rocket and send it into space for /b/'s Space Program pls
or buy a lot of helium balloons and send him back to god
>>714014043
Rolling
>>714014493
This
>>714014043
Rolling x
>>714014866
dubs.... pls 2 consider OP
Send to a adoption center
>>714014763
>>714014784
>>714014856
>>714014885
>>714014975
ignored and re ignored
>>714014650
>>714014493
>>714014942
what a waste of perfectly good cheese
>>714014866
now theres an idea! nice use of dubs
>>714013253
Yo quiero Taco Bell
>>714015220
stop samefagging you libtard cuck
just like hillary lost, you lost your bid to try and save Scrambles
>>714015275
Make a commercial and post on YouTube
>>714013253
>>receive chihuahua
>>he proceeds to piss and shit on everything
>>refuses baths
>>regularly tries to bite anyone who approaches
I'd 86 that piece of shit so fast that it wouldn't know what planet it was on.
Nasty little dogs like that need to go fend for themselves.
>>714015227
thank you friend
drop kick that fucker
Find a good candidate to take care of it
>>714015380
well the dog's ungrateful like most illegals and liberals.
it needs to be taught a lesson.
Suck it's dick and post it
>>714014866
I'm glad this is getting considered. On the one hand it's a dog... But on the other hand it's a chihuahua. They're shit dogs.
>>714015355
taco bell commercial or /b/.a.s.e.d commercial?
>>714015220
id rather send it to davy jones locker
>>714015305
>>714015380
>>714015643
glad we are on the same page mates
>>714015644
ill pass. it reeks of piss and shit. i like my health
>>714015627
this
>>714014185
>>714015355
Please do not consider this.
>>714016079
>>714013253
this guy knows. This is probably the worst kind of dog. Should have gotten a big goofy dog or a loyal smart dog, instead of this bullshit
>>714015644
Please consider this.
>>714016092
you're a good man
Find a no-kill shelter and let them know that your home is a bad environment for this dog. There are people who will take in a problem dog, I just lost my best buddy and he was a dog like yours, he kept biting children. Don't keep a dog that doesn't fit with your life because it isn't good for you or the dog. And I don't care if I get quads or whatever this is still what you should do.
>>714016193
already considered. but maybe if you get trips/quads
>>714016252
he was a gift. if i could choose any breed it would probably be a husky or something
>>714016312
i did. then i considered my health. maybe if you get trips/quads
>>714016319
thank you anon
>>714015403
stealing this. cheers mate
>>714016652
i have a person working on it. theyre getting shit for luck. not even cesar millan would take the fucker
Suck it
Op is a pretty cool guy. Rolling for space program
>>714016892
maybe when i see some repeated digits in succession at the end of your post id
>>714016945
thanks anon maybe reroll
>>714013253
>OPbetamale
>allergic to dogs
>receive chihuahua
>okay.jpg
>he proceeds to piss and shit on everything
>okay.jpg
>refuses baths
>okay.jpg
>regularly tries to bite anyone who approaches
>okay.jpg
>mfwnopicbutyouknowwhatpicitis.okay.jpg
This is the last hurrah, /b/ space program GET kudasai! Quads + go Go GO!
>>714013253
Have it put to sleep
>>714018860
reroll
Finger it's butthole and licj your finfer clean bitch.
>>714018860
>>714019119
>>714019218
no dubs? no consideration
Suck the dogs dick until it cums.
>>714019324
how original
>>714013253
Chihuahuas are cute, but they are tough to train. Be consistent and firm, make the dog know that it is your house and your rules.
To reinforce dominance, it helps to bite the dogs neck (gently, you aren't trying to hurt the dog, just letting the dog know who is boss). If biting it is too much do a mock biting with your fingers. It will come around.
Suck its dick.
I'm going for trips here.
Please tie it up like a convicted Nazi war criminal, and execute it properly (with ceremony, last words/rites, read its sentence to it and then have gunmen fire ammo into it, until it's dead)
please record it and post it to you facebook, twitter and youtube.
>>714013253
space program.
Put it in a box and mail it to PETA headquarters.
Tie it to a tree in your backyard and kick it to death. Snapchat it. Quads GET
>>714013253
Use him as a role model.
You're obviously a huge pussy if people are giving you a chihuahua.
ITT
OP is too much of a beta pile of bubble gum to turn down an obviously shit tier gift.
>hey beta anon want a gift?
>sure what is it?
>this ugly little rat dog with no sense of discipline
beta doesn't want dog, also doesn't want to "disappoint" by turning down "gift"
>accepts retarded rat dog
>comes to /b/ to cry about being a spinless cuck
lel. you're pathetic OP - but i'm pretty sure we both know that. as well as everyone else in this thread.
>>714020003
Wow, so close.
Rolling for space program or kicking dog to death.
>>714020178
reroll for space programs
>>714019866
considering order 66
>>714020003
wow i almost took this post seriously
>>714020158
sorry did you say something? i cant hear you on account of no dubs
>>714020178
>>714020414
fuck it im rolling too
Kill yourself while the dog watches. Preferably hanging yourself with his leash
>>714020745
>durr account no dubs durr
yeah. stay the same spineless joke you already are.
i love sad little pencil pushing pukes like you that take any "gift" anyone offers without ever asserting whether you actually want the gift or not. then you end up in resentment mode just like your obese faceless ass is right now. coming to /b/ for "advice".
maybe one day your balls will drop. maybe.
>>714020745
rerolling for deep space
(the rest of you look into Scrambles' eyes. tell me he's not yearning to be an astronaut... are you going to deny him that?)
>>714021192
what can i say? the rules of the thread are the rules of the thread. if you expect me to take anything you say seriously, then youre the spineless joke, attempting to heckle me from the other side of an illuminated screen. maybe at the time i wanted him, but my feelings have changed. hes not the same puppy that was given to me in a cardboard box lined with a dog pee pad. now please roll/suggest something or find another thread to troll
Send him back to God, OP. He's too pure for earth.
Space Program + video of his trip
ROLLAN TRIPS
>>714014866
>>714016945
>>714018773
>>714019690
>>714019792
>>714020178
>>714021282
>>714021961
rolling for /b/.a.s.e.d. space program
pee on it and show it who is alpha
stick your finger in it's butt
Kicked to death Gotten and CHECKED
Lack of pic related
>>714013253
SPACE PROGRAM
>>714022411
Please consider this.
>>714022473
rolling
Space program, space program. Or deep sea program.
>>714013253
I have a do that is identical. Just lock him in a room and feed him routinely. You'll get used to the barking. It's been 15 years and the little shit hasn't calmed down any
>>714023180
thats what ive been doing since we got him back. decided it might be time for a change
>>714023325
space program please
set it on fire and poast vid
>>714014043
This
>>714022813
Until we get submersible drones the deep sea program is not a thing. That being said, however, I propose OP ties the dog to a heavy cinder block and chucks it into a body of water. For science.
Fuckin tie that pice of shit to 12 helium balloons and send him to space
make it an outside dog. leash + tied to huge rock.
turn it into a killer.
>>714023718
Wow, you're still here?
>>714023548
>nedm
>>714023792
rollan
>>714023792
Do it
>>714023754
i agree. for science of course
>>714023718
yawn
>>714024008
close but no trips
Beat the little fucker into submission. He's just a fucking ankle biter. Nothing more, dealt with plenty of Napoleonesque complex dogs. You gotta prove dominance over them.
>>714023792
the lack of trips and quads is appalling
let's get 'er done.
send him to GOD
>>714013253
Do you have a shovel?
>>714013253
Put on some work gloves, fill a bath, and hold the damn thing under until the bubbles stop.
Bond with him until the end.
Feed it chocolate. (or rat poison; whichever is cheaper)
>>714024555
oh dear.
>>714024555
KILL IT WITH SATAN TRIPS
>>714024555
God damn it
>>714024555
winrar
space program
>>714024555
gg op
sell it to a Chinese restaurant.
Rolling for space program
>>714024555
well ill be damned. the trips have spoken
-OP
>>714024555
>"Bond"
That choice of words is very open to interpretation. Be creative, OP.
>>714025041
kek. theres still hope. dubs interprets "bond" and "end" for me
>>714024555
good thread
>>714025199
whale oil beef hooked i got the dubs
>>714025041
This.
Jerk off together, OP, until the end (when you both climax.) Then return here for further instructions.
>>714025301
im listening
>>714025348
And post pics
>>714025199
Get a hot glue gun and ask yourself "what would Mr. Plinkett do?"
>>714013253
Throw it
>>714024555
My first trips and I saved a pup's life. Have a picture of my pup.
>>714025199
Throw it against a wall until it sticks.
>>714013253
>>receive chihuahua
There's the mistake.
Chihuahua dogs are the absolute worst.
Take it back.
>>714025680
cute pupper
i have a better idea. 10 replies or less i do this >>714024555
11 or more i do this
>>714025041
quads i space him
>>714025921
>>714026148
>>714026148
ill do the first one for you. youre welcome anons -OP
>>714026148
Posting.
>>714026148
What do you mean "space him?"
>>714013253
Sounds like my moms dog
Don't space him, please. There are no other dog I love more than chihuahuas. I honestly hate and want to kill anyone who abuses dogs, but knowing 4chan all of you probably fuck them. So please op. Don't space or fuck your dog
>>714025680
Haha you Nigger he's not gonna do it
Just make him a outside dog. Give him food and water and keep him in your backyard
>>714026537
Space the dog op
>>714026537
What is "Spacing?"
>>714026796
Balloons + any small animal
You and the dog both join the space program and you suck its dick during the voyage. Kek wills it.
>>714026796
OMG DO IT
>>714013253
Rat poison in water for 2 days straight it will be dehydrated as fuck then eventually it will die
>>714026796
Balloons+animal= spacing. The cuter and sweeter the animal the better.
>>714027218
too much suffering and remorse. Need quicker methods to end this turd. Probably should just set it lose in the streets
Microwave dog.
>>714013253
All edginess aside, just take it to the SPCA, tell them it's a fucking nightmare and you can't deal with it.
>>71402755
Use coyotes if there near. Tie it to a tree or a rock what ever solid then leave it for the coyotes trust me they eat that fucker quick
Give it away and don't harm it
>>714027559
but the trips guy said: >>714024555
"bond till the end"
and you said: >>714013253
"trips decides"
and you also said: >>714021895
"the rules of the thread are the rules of the thread"
welp
Microwave it and then eat it.
>>714028035
i know very well what trips guy said, however anon had a point about the language used. so ill bond with him until the end. im just trying to figure out how and when the end shall come about. so no worries, i wont go back on my word
>>714027559
OP fag is out for blood. Here's your solution:
Get a plastic container and cut a hole big enough for your car's exhaust pipe to fit in, then put pupper in the box, put the exhaust pipe in the hole and turn your car on. Go eat pop tarts or some shit while you wait for it to die. It's painless and effective.
>>714026148
halfway there anons
>>714028500
death by hotbox? considered
>>714024555
Saved a puppets life, good job anon
>>714028387
HAHAHAHHAHAHAH NICE SHIT OP. The end is nigh. Bond with him till the end, but create his end. /B/.A.S.E.D. Space that Nigger.
Take a video of you giving him a dead on haymaker
Autocorrect I wanna Kys see ya
>>714028035
unless someone gets quads you gotta take care of the fucker.
>>714028733
Czekd. Right hook your dog on camera.
ReRoll
2 months with loving doggo
>>714028793
He only said bond with him to the end. He didn't say anything about not killing him though.
SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE
>>714028793
take care of the little fucker roll number 2
SPAAAAAACE
throw 20 lbs of shit onto it and make it eat some
space that nigger
>>714028901
yeah
Space that.
>>714031026
Roll
>>714025680
>>714024555
WINRAR.
>>714032320
He never said don't kill the dog. He just said bond with it till the end.
Space him
>>714026148
>Bond with him until the end
>with him
You better glue yourself to him then. If you're gonna be a faggot and try to get off on a technicality, then you better stick with that technicality. Gluing him to a ceiling fan isn't bonding *with* him. Gluing him to your body is the only way around this, and you have to stay like that until one of you dies
>(until the end)
>>714033222
>>714013253
>dress him up in a nazi costume
>release into a synagogue
>>714013253
Just break him down take him to a long walk until he refuses to walk anymore and then drink water and eat in front of him with him being thirsty and hungry then feed him, that will make it understand it's position
