Waifu claiming thread.
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>>714003975
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Sonokawa Momoka-sama claimed ^^
>>714010840 (Esdeath)
Lol are you Esdeath's type as well?
Sameji claim'd
still here
>>714011016
what younger and submissive yes very much so. she is my dommy mommy
Found Edgedeath in the comments
>>714011141
>
80s bands sure are cool
Claiming Iowa.
Aww we could of had a Smug thread
>>714010167
Fair enough. Fuck me i really need to organize my pictures, this searching shit is a pain in the ass.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71VE7Ra5GKA
>>714011203
I love you
>>714011237
Thats not Esdese's type though...
She likes strong young men not submissive delicate flowers
>>714011015
>>714010527
shes a scrublord
git gud faget
doenst evn maek me pop a half chub
>>714011287
Let me guess, has something to do with your shift?
>>714011203
Feel like letting it out tonight?
>>714010985
*smugs*
>>714011203
You ok there Haruhi?
>>714011355
10/10 for this
>>714011237
I can be your dom... i-if you wanted.
>>714011579
>>714011287
Are you in my head? I've been jamming hard to Knee Deep in the Hoopla (Starship) for the past 15 minutes.
>>714011355
same but im lazy
>>714011579
No no no. Like this
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>>714011331
Iowa girls always have giant milk bags!
>>714011728
>smug
>>714011785
wow i suck at life
>>714011702
>>714011702
I need that book.
>>714011331
> Manifest Breastiny
>>714011492
Hi Alice! How are you?
>>714011446
well she likes them to be able to fight with her. she is still states she likes being the dom in the relationship. she just doesn't care about the weak.
>>714011607
ok mommy
>>714011702
does shinoa like books too? does she read a book a day
>>714011850
Feeling a bit bored, but keeping at video games. The only other option is sleep, and I don't feel like waking up at 6 on a Sunday.
Do anything interesting today Akari?
>>714011258
>>714011618
No, the job has a band here tonight
>>714011916
You mean Momoka-sama
Are the same but not and the one into the other but you still don't seem to understand so just pet the cinnamon bun and get the sticky all over your hand.
>>714011785
>>714011816
Ooohh. I like
>>714011956
It's a way to obtain knowledge
>>714011702
I came here to smug at you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ph-CA_tu5KA
Guys check out my "A bugs life" AMV.
>>714011819
Plenty of waifus here do
>smug
>>714012028
but you agree esdeath would love me right I could fight with her id fight super hard to be with her
>you just scared the crap out of me
>>714011984
>close enough
>>714011916
>>714011614
Corpes don't count
I claim Umi!
>>714012269
Huh?
>>714012270
It's a wild Umi
>>714012270
a skeeb?
>>714011331
Hi Iowa. Been a while.
>>714011984
Birb
>>714012008
Where do you work where they have an 80s band playing?
>>714012142
No
>>714011702
Gib book
>>714012342
i read the manga is the anime any worth?
>>714012456
The anime is pretty close to the manga, but there are a few omissions. It was fun to watch in my opinion and worth the watch
>>714011970
I've been studying for a math exam all day. I have adderall so that has made it better, but I really dislike this class. I pretty much need an A ringer a B in the course
What vidya you playing? I've been playing the old castlevanias lately.
>>714012423
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m65pfXPcq_s
>>714011591
No
>>714012111
Your smug is shit and needs working
>>714012190
Offtopic or nah?
>>714012423
No
>>714012367
I could take a guess on who this is
>>714011675
I've gotta search through a folder with 12,000 Images with only a vague idea where my hanako pics are. Shit sucks.
>>714013194
go ahead
>>714013207
oh all of my tomo pics are at least in their own folder
>>714012111
>>714013028
smoking needs work too
>>714012895
Is it about Kurome? I have something that might cheer you up a little. I have a gift for you.
カラミチーマス
I need to pay attention to thread more
>>714012727
>Adderall
Sometimes I wish I had this stuff, I can hardly stay focused during classes some days. But then I remember the side effects if you dont' actually need it so I don't try to get it
Right now I'm playing World of Warcraft, I'm leveling my Death Knight so that I can have another character to 110 to be able to make fat stacks to not have to pay $15 USD for a month of time
>>714012221
I dominated Esdeath. It was super fucking hot.
I paizuri'd her sweet ample pale breasts while she called me her daddy. Right after I bukkake'd her she start making out with me. Then she sucked my dick and I almost came instantly. That's how good she was. Then she got on her hands and knees and grinded her juicy pussy against my cock. After I put half of in she moaned with half pain and pleasure. I wss breaking her hymen. A little blood splattered on my meat. But I don't mind a little ketchup on my hotdog as long as it's between tight buns. Speaking of buns, after our 12 hour sex session she crafted most amazing sandwich. It had soft but crunchy lightly toasted brioche bun and just the right amount of the juiciest red tomato. Not to mention the fucking amazing lettuce. Then there was the three cheeses. They worked so well together and brought out the amazing taste in the sandwich. Ooh the bacon though... The fucking bacon was just absolutely amazing. Perfectly sizzled to a crisp. Just absolutely delicious. It was brown sugar and maple flavored. Then there was the fucking meat. Not only was there roast beef but there was also honey-roasted ham. Then the fucking sauce. UNF the sauce was just amazing. It was creamy and a little tangy. The sandwich was almost as beautiful as Esdese's Icy blue eyes. Almost as beautiful as her delightfully round hips and her full butt. The sandwich was like an orgasm in my mouth. That sounded kinda gay, I need to rephrase that. It was like my mouth was orgasming from the flavours of this magnificent sandwich. Anyway to wrap it up, I fucked your waifu, kiddo.
>>714013552
Hanako's face is so burnt black it stole my bike and got shot by a police officer while paying child support to her ten baby momma's
>>714013552
Hmm she doesn't seem to be here any more. Leave the gift with me hanako. I promise I'll take good care of it.
>>714014008
Kek
>>714012367
Sara that you?
>>714013359
>smoking
>>714013749
Happens
>>714012196
I wonder if there is a guide online that can help me...
>>714012221
What would you do for her? And stop killing things, that's very bad.
>>714014128
>not smoking
>>714013893
Beautifully woven, a real piece of art.
>>714014128
I don't know who that is
>>714014128
Hopefully I wasn't given (You)'s last thread.
>>714013893
It's probably poison
>>714013552
This isn't
>>714013325
Smart. I never though i would need them so much before i started coming here.
>>714014008
> Not getting beaten by the police first
2/10
>>714014040
Not so fast mr shekelburg
>>714014570
inb4hakano pulls out her meat and presses it against your lips
>>714012423
Banquet Hall
>>714013028
Im kinda bored but playing FFX.
>>714013757
I'm prescribed it and can confirm the stories. I have anxiety over things I know shouldn't worry me. Plus I think it's starting to take a toll on my body. I plan on quitting once I graduate, which will be this upcoming spring if I don't bomb this exam
I never got into any MMOs but I do like RPGs in general. Maybe I'll give WoW a shot one of these days. What other games do you like?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zooj4gXbGEE
>>714014634
>>714014008
U just got roasted
Hanako to the burn ward! Hanako to the burn ward
>>714015123
take her off the frying pan first
fug me hanako
>>714014634
well you do now with that qt
>>714015245
Hey Chen
>>714015320
goodnight
>>714014144
I am the online guide
>>714014285
>SMOKING
>>714014445
Or sorry my dude
>>714014496
(You) have one here
>>714014869
I'll be there when you want to 'shitpost'
>>714014570
Then either talk or don't say anything
>>714014921
>I have anxiety over things I know shouldn't worry me
I have this pretty bad, currently unmedicated and it can be pretty rough at times.
> I plan on quitting once I graduate
Talk to your doctor about this one, because from what I understand, the shock on your system if you quit it improperly can be pretty serious.
And you'd better not bomb your exam! I'm very happy to only have one again
>What other games do you like?
Hmmm, this is kind of a tough question. I liked Dark Souls(1), but I never finished 3 and barely touched 2 at all. Monster Hunter on the PSP is probably my favourite game series though, I probably sunk 3000 hours into that.
My likes in games are pretty inconsistent, but seem to mostly sway towards RPG's
>>714015003
Ohayou cutie
>>714015320
Good night Kyoubot
>>714015417
Teach me your waaays
Claiming Abigail from Stardew Valley
>>714014570
Oh come on now, you are not garbage. Are you ready for your gift? I made it just for you.~
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>>714015417
>NOT SMOKING
>>714015555
>checked quads
>tfw that's who i wifed in my current play through
>>714015555
Girlfriend killer
>>714015417
So do (You)
>>714014634
lillie<3
>>714015555
Don't save shit pictures of your waifu, faggot bitch.
>>714016126
sauce?
>>714015441
>>714015245
Hey Chen, tortured any small animals lately?
>>714016289
Kek, nice edit
>>714015555
You into futa?
>>714015873
Its just quads
You act like you've never seen quads before
Dubs all on the floor like Pam and Tommy just checked the door
Started check her quads worse than before, they first get divorced
Checking her over quads
It's the return of the "Oh wait, no way, your checking,
He didn't just check what I think he checked, did he?"
And Dr Dre said
Nothing you idiots quads are dead, they're locked in my basement (ha ha)
Feminist women love dubs checka checka checka these dubs I'm sick of him
Look at him, checking around grabbing his GETs
>>714015245
Well, what are you waiting for?
>>714015246
But i got other stuffs to do.
>>714016533
Besides her?
>>714016501
maybe..
>>714016490
People say I'm good with my hands
>>714015492
It's ez. Check em
>>714015898
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>714015963
Pretty gud
>>714016533
I do permit
>>714016505
jealous much?
>>714016736
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>714016736
L-like this...?
>
>>714016501
yeah ive read this one before its nice
>>714016752
Hotaru a shit.
Saya a best.
>>714016658
>>714016913
It is pretty good. Sinner is a nice artist.
claimed
>>714016971
Fuck off bitch face
>>714016633
>>714016736
>>714015441
Yes, you're right. I'm actually worried I've done irreparable damage to my circulatory system, but I may just be paranoid. I'm going to ask my doc come xmas break. Is your exam in the c programming class?
Lol I'm pretty lame I haven't played any of those games either, but I plan on getting dark souls 3 when I get a PS4.
>favourite
You from the UK, Australia or NZ?
>>714016752
>he doesn't get the joke
>>714017127
i mean sure
>>714016697
Can you rub my neck then?
>>714017049
Illya, pliss halp
>>714017269
I don't think the damage would be irreparable, but it's certainly not good. My exam is actually in my semiconductor course. Should be a barrel of fun!
>not
You should get Dark Souls, play through it then get Dark Souls 3. The second one is barely worth playing.
>Bloodborne is apparently pretty damn good too
>You from the UK, Australia or NZ?
I'm Canadian
>>714016697
A cute.
Yo
>>714017694
Sure, how hard do you want it?
>>714017848
Sachii is Miku confirmed
#Exposed
>no u
im going to shower be back in a bit
>>714018167
*fingers*
>>714018202
You have no idea how deep my rabbit hole of personas goes.
>>714018202
Well, I'm in pain. So try to work the knots out
>>714018247
Stop it.
>>714018280
You've had us worried sick!
>>714018349
*keeps going and feels you getting wet*
>>714018280
Thats impossible!
Sachi made the first waifu thread!
>>714018522
SAYA???
>>714018523
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CEFnH0Fu-e4
>>714018617
It wasn't Sachi.
>>714018280
Damn, what a you are, aren't you?
Same goes for me.
>>714018292
Sure, I'll be over in a second.
>>714017434
Eh it was the only semi-related pic i could find in 5 minutes.
Miku is handcunt
>>714018522
don't drag all of us into this, some of us don't give a shit
>>714017694
Ah, are you chance studying EE or physics?
I'll definitely keep that in mind. Luckily i should be able to pick the first one up for pretty cheap by now. Is it on PS3?
Lol sorry for some reason I thought you guys dropped the "u" like we did too.
>>714018522
> All of us
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZbOPWjcbHM
>>714018280
>I'm this one
>That one is also me
>That was me too
>それも私だ
>それも私だ
>>714019050
Americans have terrible language skills and can't proper english
>>714018707
nope, just posted a random upset anime girl I had as a reaction sorry to get your hopes up
Sayaki Miki is mine but the other guy tried to steal her after i stole her before he claimed her
>>714018826
I need to go schedule a massage tbh, but I don't really want to. You know?
>>714019050
Computer Electronics Technician. Fancy title for a guy who fixes fried computers
The first one is definitely on the PS3, the second one is as well if you're really feeling like hating life
Some do, some don't. No one will get pissy about it if you add it though. I spell all of them like that, harbour, valour, armour, etc
>>714019228
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>714018713
*licks my fingers and stuffs my face between your legs* Mnh! >.<;;
>>714019503
>>714019434
Maneuver or maneovre?
>>714019519
Goddammit, not even the jontron meme stopped you?
>>714019519
*chad comes up behinds you and hits u*
thats my gf faget
>>714019636
she's too cute to not eat her out..
>>714018522
You can keep worrying but I don't recommend it, be happy that he realized something is wrong with his life, that's the first step toward improvement.
>>714018826
Funny. Your mail also applies to me. Specially lately. I'll go to bed because it's like dying for a few hours without hurting my friends. Night.
>>714019434
Last massage I got was a couple months ago from a qt.
Would recommend.
>>714019503
Been a little bit since I've seen you around.
This is mine.
>>714019709
ur to cute not to eat out
>>714019686
*shoves you on the ground and pulls out my throbbing dick*
I'll give you one chance to walk away.
>>714019553
Hi Alice. How're you?
>>714019716
Hi Kirino.
Yeah, haven't been feeling sociable lately.
>nor am i now, honestly.
>>714016869
That's adorable
>>714016899
YES
>
>>714017049
Little loli! What's up?
>>714017127
No
>>714019420
Hey anon look over there
*steals waifu and quickly slithers off*
>>714019804
ill fuk u up mane
*uses summoning jutsu to summon pink guy*
Speaking of Alice
Alice2 claimed.
>>714019686
....do I know you?
>>714019709
Well sometimes you gotta ask yourself, "when is it the best time to eat a girl out?" The answer is NOT FUCKING NOW. Jesus man have a little self control.
>>714019586
It isn't a word I use very often, and almost never written. I read it almost exclusively as "maneuver" though, so I'd probably write it out that way out of memory
>>714019716
I never had a cutie for mine in the past. I have a prescription from my doctor so I don't even have to pay for it, but brain and stuff
>>714019879
Alive and somewhat well. How are you doing?
>stick around :(
>captcha was boats
It's a sign
>>714019880
Is that anime any good?
>>714019713
I couldn't make much sense of that, I feel really stupid, I think work fried my brain.
Goodnight, anyway.
>>71401987
Something going on? You shouldn't force yourself if you don't feel like it.
>>714020036
I don't know why that happened.
>>714019879
>>714019804
>>714019917
And now apparently this is happening.
>>714019904
>Shekel storage ducts
We call those Goldman Sachs.
>>714020135
No Goldstein Sachs
>>714018826
>>714018926
O. I got what you meant now.
Miku is a fucking slut
Wait so Sachi never left?
>>714020035
Season 1 is good. S2 got meh
>>714020346
Agreed
>shinoa
>>714020384
Sachi is klonata and shino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0ytlz2xuxQ
