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In need of some advice. I am supposed to ship out to Air Force Basic Military Training next week.

I am having second thoughts, I am thinking of not goiing, however when I told my recruiter they said if I don't go I will be arrested and put in jail, then one of my friends said they are lying. But I don't want to take any chances by going AWOL.

I need to know how do I get out of going without getting in trouble. Thanks.
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Have you raised your right hand and taken the oath at MEPS yet?
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>>713963467
Your recruiter is right, if you don't go expect them to find you faggot.. Don't be a pussy and go
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>>713963690
I went to MEPS once. Yes.
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Did you take the oath of service to defend constitution etc where you raise your right hand
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>>713963838
Yes but my friend said that it doesn't matter, I still don't have to go, I am getting mixed answers. I just don't want to go to jail...
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>>713963467
OP man the fuck up. Damn right you will go to jail, also you will never be able to get a good job. You're fucked if you don't go... Don't do it bro
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If the recruiter hasn't shown you any legal document that you signed saying that you'd go to jail for not getting on the bus then he's lying because they have to make a quota of new recruits.
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>>713964048
Wait a minute. Is that legal for the recruiter to say this, if they are lying.
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>>713964036
That whole, "If you get kicked out of the military for something bad you did while in military, you won't be able to find a job."

Is a lie. I got kicked out of the military, specifically the Navy, for smoking meth and not one single job that I've had an interview for, has done a background check. I was a cook in the Navy, so being realistic, I seek jobs out as a cook.

When people see you have experience and you can explain how well you know your subjects they tend not to care about what happened in the military.
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>>713964177
Recruiter is just trying to scare you into going. But if you really really plan on not going I would tell the recruiter this and if he brings it up again ask for proof.
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Btw I went into the Air Force. Was scared at first but I really did enjoy it. Got stationed in Europe - it was fun as fuck
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Plus drill instructors these days are very restricted in what they can and cannot not do which makes it easy on the trainees
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>>713963923
Once you do that, it's done. You are in.

>>713964409
> I seek jobs out as a cook.
Cook and landscaping is pretty much all you will get. Everyone else will check.
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I'm taking MEPS for the Air Guard next week!

I've read if you change your mind before basic, they won't do anything (although they will threaten prison). I have no personal experience, though.

How were your ASVAB scores? If they were high you could get a nice job I think. You don't seem too intelligent though, I mean what kind of idiot/coward makes these kinds of dumb decisions.
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>>713963467
To my understanding if you haven't swore an oath AND signed the contract then you can leave at any given time. People can be in DEP for instance until the last day they're supposed to ship and bail out. They cannot force you to stay unless you have done that.

If, however, you have signed the paperwork and swore an oath then you're SOL.


Why are you having second thought anyways???
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>>713963467
You're just getting jitters. Take yourself over to /k/ and ask someone who has been there and is not a cheeto-eating sperglord
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6 yr AF fag.

You are still in the 180 day window. Back out. Say to your recruiter you dont want to go.
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>>713964409
The biggest impact is if you ever went federal. Anything in the government will not take you and dishonorable discharge will look poorly on interviews
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>>713964922
Right - it's voluntary up to that point
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>>713965020
Dont listen to this faggot...

once again you are in the 180 day window.

Talk to your recruiter. They will exit you out. No you dont get a Dishonorable discharge.
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>>713964859
When I say cook, I'm not talking about no fucking McDonalds or Olive Garden.
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was a recruiter. Just don't go. You are in the delayed entry and your contract is voided unless you actually get on that plane. It will just piss your recruiter off because he is counting on that contract.
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>>713963467
OP DONT LISTEN TO ANYONE HERE.

THIS IS THE TRUTH: It doesn't matter what you have singed or said. You are not obligated to go. Until you get to basic training, you don't have to do anything. There is not a thing they can do.
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>>713964987

Has your military experience been bad? If so, why?
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>>713965106
I don't know why you're calling me a faggot when I wasn't referring to OP. I was responding to the person that WAS kicked out of the Military with a DH and he said it hasn't affected him in the least.
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>>713965020
And I didn't get a dishonorable discharge. There are other forms of discharges. Look it up. ;)
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>>713965020
Bullshit - I work for fed and I know this is bs. No one really cares about your military service. And hr doesn't even open your dd-214. I'm a vet and now a fed and it's really done nothing for me except allow me to early retire and pay for school.
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Op, if you haven't taken the oath and signed the contract there at meps, then it's not official yet. If you have then, yes, they can get you for going AWOL. I'm army and they did it to a friend of mine who bitched out last minute and still made him go to basic just to chapter him out. On a separate note, nut up op. It's just the fucking Air Force. Do your time, get the GI bill, and go to school once your out.
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>>713965240
DH is only reserved for court martial cases of rape or murder typically.

That is why I know you are not being truthful. You dont know what you are talking about and should step away from the keyboard and stop being a faggot.
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>>713965170
I know.
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>>713965341
This and also opt to up your Gi bill pay in when they ask if you want to in basic
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don't be a fucking vagina. go to basic, become a man, get out. do you're fucking time.
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>>713965240
As I replied to another post. I never even mentioned I got a DH because I didn't. Like I said in another post. They didn't give me a DH. There are other charges too. Look it up, you ignorant piece of crap. If you aren't military and don't know military laws, stop explaining to others false information as if you know anything.
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what job did you pick OP
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ATTN: I am thinking of upgrading my general discharge. To possibly use my GI bill.

Need to know if anyone has successfully done this. I heard its unlikely.. Idk. It has been 4 years almost now.
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>>713965598
Stop being a faggot. Step away from the keyboard. Stop promoting stolen valor. You were not in the military.
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>>713964409
Any sort of security/ law enforcement gig won't work either. I've got buddies who got a general diacharge, not even kicked out and they can't even get an interview.
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>>713963467
I told you this last night, you could always kill yourself, you spineless piece of garbage. Faggot op
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>>713963467
man, the air force basic isn't anything to worry about. just go through with it, you'll be glad you did.
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https://discordapp.com/invite/tGvn4hb

step into my discord im ex AF if you want advice.
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>>713965838
>https://discordapp.com/invite/tGvn4hb

im on voice right now.
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>>713965625
3P0X1
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AF Basics are easy. Just running, sittups, pushups, and getting yelled at by cringey officers
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>>713965275
Good for you that it wasn't a DH. Had it been, it would be bad in your case.
>>713965347
I stand by what I said. If you're going to get kicked out for serious offences of that level you're going to be fucked in one way or another. Anon didn't get that, good on him, but it would seriously fuck you up if he did.

>>713965598
Stop explaining? that IS military law. Get a terrible discharge and see what happens.
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>>713965797
It's not basic, I know its easy. It's a walk in the park but its the job I got... I didn't have much to choose from. It deploys a lot and it sucks I read.
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>>713965952
>3P0X1

Does that mean you get to wear a beret? That's kinda cool.

I'm going into the Air Guard as 3d0x2 (cyber system operations) with the intent to cross train to 1b4x1 (cyber warfare operations) after I get my level 5. The top secret clearance alone should be worth a few months of training.
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>>713966183
This guy is a moron.
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>>713963467
http://girightshotline.org/en/military-knowledge-base/topic/delayed-entry-program-discharge-dep-discharge
You can walk away up until the point you take the second oath off enlistment the morning you ship to basic. You are a number to that recruiter and they will do everything in their power to steer you into the service. That's their job.
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>>713966284
Nice response. Must have took a lot of brain power to come up with that one. Go play in traffic
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Relax, man. Just go do your bit. It will pay off. If you don't have college, this is literally the easiest way to get it and AF is the chillest branch of all of them. Just go, then go home and talk shit about how you went to combat (even though you never left the states), then reap all that PTSD sympathy pussy.
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>>713963467
You have no obligations till you swear in, if you swore in than you need to go through the process, there are many ways out, you can literally go to meps and say I think I made a mistake and get out. But you are worrying over nothing, the military is a great job, suck it up for a few months and you will enjoy your work most of the time.
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>>713964679
Where in europe?
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>>713965635
Contact the VA. A general should automatically be upgraded to honerabke.

Go online and ask for a DD214. If shows anything other than honorable. Then reach out to VA
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>>713966751
Different poster but was stationed at Ramstein AB, Germany from 2009-2011.
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Anon got scared on my Discord and ran its ok I dont bite, dude if you had an AF question just ask me. You keyed up on voice said a few things.. got ackward and left... its ok.. lol..

https://discordapp.com/invite/tGvn4hb
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>>713966950
I think that is a myth. I believe even a general discharge has to go to a board and be approved.
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>>713966970
Most of these rejects are autistic wannabes. They cant hack it in real life, so they think the military will fix their fucked up ways. I would not advertise. Don't help them.
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OP here just talked to the recruiter and told them I am not going and they just told me thats fine just to come to the office and sign a few papers. I told them I am not able to get a ride. They said they are now coming to my house.... WTF.
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>>713967570

Go clean up! Open the windows and spray some Febreeze too if you can.
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>>713967808
I am gonna leave lol. I am not stupid.
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>>713966950
Nah, I live in other part of europe. But thanks for replying
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>>713967570
You don't have to sign anything. That's his way of trying to put you in a position where they can try to talk you or intimidate you into staying.
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>>713967171
Mine was general to honorable. I did nothing

I did 6 years active AF. Signed 2 years Air Guard. Base closed and moved. Offered an early out. I jumped at the chance.

Kept my signing bonus. General to honorable.
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>>713967904
OP, you just keep running away from your problems! Stop running away and be a man. Deal with them face to face.
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>>713963467

Show up all high and shit, with pocket full of weed and meth and shit
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>>713968447
Good way to be arrested, cuck
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My recruiter is outside. In her car. I should tell her I'll go if I get a blowjob lmao. I am being serious to, I wonder what shed say
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>>713968770
Video or it didn't happen. Let's hear the audio.

Do it anon!!!

At the least get a photo of you two. Let's see this bitch
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>>713969321
Shes still outside waiting I called and told her I was gone. Ill be home in a hour. I am serious should I try it.. Worst they she can say is no I guess?
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>>713969617
She wants the contract. You got a shot there bro
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>>713969617
What car is she driving?
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>>713969617
I agree anon. Worst case is no. Go for it
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>>713969672
Kinda nervous, I really might try it. I might tell her I just got home and walk outside and get her to come in.. It could work, my parents are gone to.
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>>713969727
It looks like her normal car, shes not in uniform from what I can tell..
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>>713969815
Hell ya

Get you some head anon. Go do /b/s work
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>>713969617
Do it anon. Be an alpha for once in your life.
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>>713969853
Photo or it didn't happen.

Flash off
Sound off
Act like you are texting.
Take photo as she walks to the door
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>>713969982
THIS

Let us be who we are. Cucks!!! Get laid
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Damn I figured she was gonna leave, shes stil out there waiting lmao... Ok If i am really going to do this... I need some help. Once I get her into my house, what is the best way to initiate this.
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first of all dont be a quitter loser. secondly, they swear you in again for real when you leave for basic, so you wont get arrested. they just really want that bonus money
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>>713969988
I am on my desktop.. I will turn my laptop camera on to record all of this. I just need some help on how to initiate her to do anything. Before I go outside..
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>>713970058
Alpha

Be alpha. Flat out deal
I think I'm going to quit. But if you blow me. I'll go

Don't wait for a reply. While you are saying this walk to her and pull your pants down
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Just say you really don't want to go and be like is there anything you can do to convince me?

When she starts talking be like besides just talking?

Then whip out your dick.

Let me know how it goes
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kys
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>>713970296
Here you go

Gotta be bold.
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>>713970296
Ok, I could try this, there is no legal action she can take is there.. I dont want to get in trouble over this but whatever.. Im gonna go outside in next 10 mins.. I think she is really gonna wait until i would supposedly get back..
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>>713965952
currently doing this active duty. dont do it. you will hate your life. im trying to get out.
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>>713963467
Somehow make up a medical thing
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NEWS FLASH if you're serious: she doesn't get her bonus money for recruiting you unless you graduate from training... so it's not worth a blowjob to send a quitter to basic. seriously, as an AF vet, dont be a fucking faggot
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>>713970467
Ok so here is my plan. Open my door and wave and walk back inside. This will get her to come to my door and knock.

Once she comes in, let her talk for a min to say what she has to say.

Let her know that I am not really wanting to go anymore but I might be interested in going if I had a good reason to go.

She might say something.. Tell her I think she can help me in changing my mind.

Then when she says what shes gonna say, then say I would go if you blow me and then either try to kiss or unzip pants.

I might try to fuck her if it goes well. lmao..
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>>713970467
Worst case scenario is she'll snap your dick in half with her military combat experience
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>>713970760
Sounds sexy
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>>713970541

What do you think are the best jobs in the Air Force?
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>>713970741
Brilliant

No let us be cucks. GO faggot. Make b proud
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>>713970896
2E2 sucked
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>>713970741
are you 12 years old? you sound like a 12 year old
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>>713963467
I went through Air Force BMT in 2011. There were lots of people who left for various reasons. I honestly felt like I could leave anytime I wanted, if I had the balls to tell me MTI. Recruiters are mostly just dirtbags. The Air Force doesn't want to waste money on people who don't even want to be there. You would be doing them a favor if you spared them the thousands of dollars it would take to train you and feed you.
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>>713970741

That's a full proof plan anon. I support you 100% don't listen to these AF pussies. Be alpha, fuck the AF bitch then go join a real branch.
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>>713970944

What is that, crypto?
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Ok OP here. Gonna turn on my laptop camera and going out, moment of truth guys.. Wish me luck, I will report back once all of this is over. If thread is dead ill make new one with results.. WiSH me luck. I think I have a shot but who knows. Fuck it you only live once..
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>>713971041
Yes sir
Ex Cryptofag here
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>>713970639
Im curious, what happens to all your debt once you're enlisted? Like do you still have to manage it while doing your 4 years?
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>>713971085

Yes YOLO anon. Wiser words have never been spoken. Don't be a faggot
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>>713971085
Luck OP
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>>713971112
Sounds like it'd be a lot of fun if you're a nerd, why did it suck?
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>>713971131
Yes but creditors will give advance forgiveness while in training.
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be a man, got to the army!
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>>713971131

Yes and if you have debt you most likely won't get top secret clearance so you can't do any of the desk jobs I'm sure you're interested in
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>>713971085
Bump to keep alive
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You do the final swearing in, contract signing and shit just before shipping out(ie: same day?). So don't worry about it. If you don't want to go, don't go, don't sign that contract, and don't swear in.
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>>713971220
Stuck in an AWACS plane for 6 years. 6 days a week. Shit gets old. Just looking at panels. Doing tests. And swapping out boards.

No real education for anything afterward.

See the world. My ass!!!
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>>713971131
Yes you fuckin do. Very much so. Holy shit yes. Debts don't magically go away no matter what your recruiter says.
-ex Navy
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Have fun being canon fodder for prez orange baboon. Shouldn't be long before he's dispatching troops in a desperate attempt to fix his diplomatic fuckups.
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>>713963467
dont be a pussy. air force is the easiest branch to be in. i would know, femanon that has been in for 4 years here. if a little 5'4 white scrawny girl can do it your bitch ass can too.
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>>713971383
Lmao. If OP really goes through with this and wins. He will be a very lucky person.. He will probably choke.
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>>713971512

Pics?
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>>713971385
This. You aren't obligated until you get on the bus.
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>>713971386

Ah, I see. Damn. Were you not able to cross train after a couple years? That's my plan.
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>>713971501

Go watch John Oliver, pussy
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>>713971512
I smashed so much femanon ass in the AF!!! Best part of it all. Small little chicks missin home.
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>>713963467
Active duty, prior recruiter here. It really does depend on the paperwork. If you are going for a job that requires a security clearance then the paperwork you signed is binding because the government has invested money in you.

Other wise just tell the recruiter you dont want to go (pussy).

One really easy way to keep from going is to pop on a piss test.
Go to a tattoo shop and talk to the artist, Tell him you dont want to go to boot camp and you need to fail the wiz quiz. 90% of the time they will smoke a joint with you. The recruiter will have to try to get a drug waiver (Almost impossible in less than a week).
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>>713971559
>Inb4 6 hr SAPR brief about not throat fucking potential enlisted
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>>713971512
Tits or GTFO
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Was gonna go marine but I realised they are meatheads so I said nope...you good op though do what I'm doing go to college get that degree and join af ofc school
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Imagine if he delivered tho. Like wow. I have never heard of such a thing
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>>713971754

Wow what deductive reasoning led you to that conclusion anon?
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>>713971754
That's what I'm trying to do rn
-ex Navy
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>>713971651
Stop gap prevented this. 14 months of tech school. Makes sense why they forced us to stay put. Required security clearance. They invest a shit ton in our training.

I got one hell of a re-up offer!!!
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>>713971259
Prior recruiter fag again.
This is BS. Unless you have 100K+ of BAD debt then you are fine.
Car loans, Home loans, and Student loans dont count as bad debt unless you are 3 months or more of non-payment and even then the student loans can go out to 12 months before its considered an issue..
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>>713971895
>Got one hell of a re-up
Yeah but reups aren't worth it. Use your skills and get a better job
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>>713971985
Damn straight. Like I said. "Ex cryptofag"
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>>713971895

Jesus fuck, 14 months of tech school??? 3d0x2 is only 2 months.
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>>713971836
Imma take the bait.... and tried talking to my recruiter about actual shit and everything kept going to sex jokes..hell he kept ignoring my request to take the dlab ...besides I wanna be j.a.g eventually and well the marine guys were just yelling to go infantry
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>>713971683
Go grab your gun and go volunteer for prez orange baboon then because trumpturds are about the only ones willing to.
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>>713965448
Your english skills are lackluster
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>>713972038
Ayyyyy ex ETR "Comms" USN:D crypto fags 4 lyf ecksdee
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>>713972102
Kessler AFB. Only 90 min from bourbon Street

Be me
18
Has car
Knows the game
Banging all these 6 week training tarts that are finally out of their parents rule
I cleaned up
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Graduated Navy basic 4 months ago. Just do it OP. I had second thoughts right before too and now it's the best thing that's happened to me.
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Current AF fag here. Back out now and don't go. Even when you're in basic you have the option to leave. They give you an entry level seperation at that point. I'm not sure what will happen if you back out now, but I doubt it's anything severe. They're just trying to fuck with you.
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>>713971383
BUMP
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>>713963467
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9AcqlM58co&t
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>>713972206
Thank you for your service anon
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Remember guys fuck Sheppards afb..that shit hole
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You aren't committed until you check into basic training at the actual location. My friend did the same pussy shit you are about to pull and now happily waits tables and is back on track for gaining more weight.
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>>713972307
>graduated 4 months ago
>best thing that's happened to me
Just wait until you make rank you cuck. You will still be saying those words but deep down you're going to be wishing you never were born
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>>713972463
Great call

Aim high
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>>713963467
The moment you signed that paper, the Government owned you.
It's just nervous anxiety. If you really don't want to go, try and wash out or something.
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You can get a tattoo it stops your contract because youve recieved an "open wound"
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>>713972522
About to make E2
>is an expert
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>>713963467
Marine vet here. Until your 2nd trip through meps, you're free to bail at any time. I had 2 buddies that did it. One was going navy and one was going AF. If your recruiter tells you anything different, tell him that you've been looking online and found information that says you'll be fine and you'd like to clarify with his commanding officer. That'll put him in a tight spot.
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>>713972652
As a marine. I bet you are used to being in tight spots
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>>713972522
Oh trust me. I fucking hate myself for being here but the pay and pussy is dank
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>>713972626
>E2
>still takes orders from 3rd classes
>"at least I'm not like a lowly E1"
Mfw
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>>713963923
>Yes but my friend said that it doesn't matter, I still don't have to go, I am getting mixed answers. I just don't want to go to jail...


Guess what! You're in the Air Force.

Airman! You have been ordered to report the Lackland AFB for Basic Training. Best get a move on.
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>>713972762
Get a real job class

I got E3 the day I graduated basic
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>>713964409
In my serving experience, kitchen staff are usually meth heads anyway.
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>>713972844
At least you can look forward to walking on the river walk

Kek
Pray you don't get into the "house of pain"
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>>713972868
>inb4 nuke?
Nukes literally kill themselves within 3 months of going to South Carolina. I really hope you aren't one
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>>713972920
This

Yes. THIS
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>>713963467

Don't be a fucking pussy. Go to training, and deal with it.
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Texasfag reporting in
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>>713972989
Nukes are also the cringiest people I've met
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>>713972989
No sir. EX-Airman
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>>713972989
Was nuke. Killed myself. Can confirm.
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>>713972868
I was E4 3 months after basic. Try harder
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>>713973058
Everything is bigger in TX.
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>>713963467
Same as I told you yesterday.

Don't quit/wash out during Basic.
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>>713973133
I was O5 in basic when I became door guard
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>>713971953
I'm thinking about joining AF but i have like 12k debt (including student loans) i havent paid off over 4 years. should i just join the AF and worry about that shit later?
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>>713963467
Just go to the recruiter and say you don't want to go. The contract is not started till completion of basic training. You're not going to go to jail, you won't even be blocked from applying again. Though it will be recorded in your record and could way on a future bonus if you wanted to join later.
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>>713973079
CT community specifically CTN. Pure autism
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>>713973247
You def won't pay it off IN the AF

kek
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>>713963759
If you don't go, you go to jail. What career field did you sign up for?
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>>713973247
Should probably just kill yourself
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>>713973247
If you want to pay off the student loans, talk to a recruiter. There is a program to pay off the loans as your "sign-on bonus".
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OP here... I am back. Well it I tried it. Went different as planned.. I Got her in.. Told her I wasnt sure about going in anymore, I said I may have found better opportunties else where. I told her I would a good reason to change my mind maybe you can help change my mind.. Shes just like what are you talking about, aint gonna lie I was very nervous I dont think I showed it though. I just said I want to go in a way but Ill for sure go if you let me see your boobs. I couldnt see a blowjob. Man i was nervous. She looked at me like wtf. I said thats the only way Ill go. Then she just chilled and lifted her shirt.. I knew I had her at this point i grabbed them and started rubbing them. I am hard af at this point. I started rubbing on her pussy area she was wearing yoga pants man i didnt know she had such a body. kind of a big ass with nice tits. I took of my pants she strarted to suck it man dont laugh at me guys after she blew for like a min i told her i want to fuck you before you leave she lets me fuck her, man i only lasted like 2 minutes then i cum. I already had a condom ready. after it was said and done. She just kinda smiled and laughed nervously. And said well i will see you next week. Then she says do not tell anyone about this. And this never happened. I agreed. Guys i reviewed the video it caught everything.. I dont know if i should post it, could get into a lot of trouble. But it for real happend. Only thing about the video is it didnt get much of it but you can see her face for a few seconds and some of the fucking cant really see the blowjob to well. Man i wish i lasted longer. she probably thinks im a loser lmao.
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>>713973471
No. No there isnt. Lol not anymore. There might have been at one time but there isn't anymore. Now recruiters use that lie to get people
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>>713973169
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>>713973602
No. No, I didn't.
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>>713973528
Post it faggot
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>>713973528
Post it
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>>713973528
We waited. Now we want the payoff
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>>713972717
I would make a your mom joke, but that shit was pretty beat up...
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>>713973528
Do it>>713973528
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>>713963467
at any time you want to leave you can. up to 6 months. they will make threats, they can't do shit. before basic, and up to 6 months from your basic entry date you can quit.

the first time I joined I was 17, didn't go because I was having too much fun partying. they made a lot of threats, nothing happened. rejoined at 22, regretted never going. loved it til I got 2 bad units in a row, got the fuck out.

don't stress it, whichever decision you make. fuck recruiters, they'll lie out the ass to get you in, and lie out the ass to keep you in. make the best decision for you.
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>>713973528
Is that even a question? If you're really op don't be a sperg and share with the rest of /b/. Don't make me break out my "op was a faggot" folder
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>>713972969
>At least you can look forward to walking on the river walk
>Kek
>Pray you don't get into the "house of pain"


Whoa!

get out of my life....
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>>713963467
Don't do it.
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>>713973706
Kek

In all seriousness. Thank you for your service anon.
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>>713973528
Post it op almost everyone in here is ex mil you're in good hands
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>>713973528
>i reviewed the video it caught everything
>Only thing about the video is it didnt get much of it

mfw
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>>713973766
All truth anon. Only people that were there....know
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>>713973528
>people believe this shit
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>>713973726
Guys if i post it, im only going to post a few seconds of it, I cant share her face. That would lead back to me. Which part of the video do you want..
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>>713973909
All of it
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>>713973909
All of it of course
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>>713973909
When she comes in, tits, and fucking
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>>713965635
There are attorneys in most counties who do this. A quick google will get you there, and lots are free. I know one who even runs a non-profit specifically upgrading vets with bad discharges. Good luck, brother.
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>>713973909
Only the parts where you are touching getting sucked or fucking
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>>713973528

Post it you fuck
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>>713973943
If I post all of it, I have to remove the parts where her face is in it. I kinda dont wanna show you guys. I normally last longer than 2-3 minutes.. I can usually go well over 10. Idk what happened.
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>>713964409
>I seek jobs out as a cook.
>no background check
No shit. There would be no one in the kitchen if they did background checks.
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>>713973909
Faster op
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>>713973528
xD You might just get her kicked out man, if that video circulates.
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>>713973909
Anyone else get the irony here?

My recruiter fucked me but OP actually fucked his recruiter!

If this shit actually happened.....
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>>713974060
OP literally no one gives a fuck about your serial prowess. We just wanna see tits and a bitch get fugged
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>>713974060
less talky more posty, my dick is already out
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>>713973909
At least blur out only half of her face faggot. I want to see her eyes and dick sucking lips
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Warm up for about 15 minutes jogging, running, etc.

15 minutes shadow boxing, footwork, skipping, etc.

The rest of the time get on the punchbags or sparring partners, just go to a damn boxing gym you fucking retard.
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>>713974122
No he wont. She's in civilian clothes probably. What she does on her own time on her own liberty is her own business
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Ok I am editing the video in Adobe right now. If I post it without her face, there is no legal action that can be taken against me right
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>>713974158
Kekin so hard
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>>713974171
Photo or it didn't happen
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>>713974247
There's no legal action that can be taken against you even with her face fucking KEK
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You dont have to go...

just leave, don't get on the plane...

Change your phone number, get a restraining order....

They are salesman that's it...
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>>713974247
Nope
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This is the bread of the day!
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>>713974247
What's she going to do? Report the video? Of her fucking a possible recruit? To get him to join? Yeah not going to happen
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>giving your life to the government to serve interests of the corporate elite
>dying for oil and resources
holy shit, you have to be retarded to even consider joining a branch of the US military
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>>713974247
Not to mention it was her actions in your own home, so if anything legal were to happen it would fall on her and you'd be fine
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>>713974460
Thank you for your service. What beach were you in?
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>>713974247
are you seriously asking /b/ for legal advice ?
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>>713974556
That really happened
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>>713972442
All you whiners. It's all what you make of it.

I had a great time at Sheppard. Was only there 11 months and TDY there a couple of times after that.
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>>713974413
Ok its rendering right now. Will be a few minutes laptop is slow af. Man i am still in shock over this and best part is i am not going next week. LOL.

Still not doing her face tho i edited that part out.
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>>713974659
Eta? Getting static and worrying about a dirty log off
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Warm up for about 15 minutes jogging, running, etc.

15 minutes shadow boxing, footwork, skipping, etc.

The rest of the time get on the punchbags or sparring partners, just go to a damn boxing gym you fucking retard.-
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>>713974659
Laptop?
You said earlier you would record from desktop.

Uh oh. We been swindled!
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>>713974770
39%
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>>713974813
Rip. That settles it. This guy isn't op
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>>713974813
No he said laptop earlier.
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>>713973528
tl:dr fake and ghey
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>>713963467

If you aren't a PJ, TACP, or CC, you have no right to be scared.

If you are, enjoy SecFo.
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>>713974624
I just say sheppard is shit cause I'm from Wichita falls...a shit city
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>>713974921
Me misread something? Gasp

Okie. I wait
Tic toc
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>>713974813
work on your reading comprehension you fucking dunce
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>>713963467
They won't force you... But it will be really difficult if you try to join up again.

But... You really should go. It's hard to be away, but it really is a great opportunity.
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>>713974899
No OP said he was using a desktop, that he recorded with a laptop.

From OP: "I am on my desktop.. I will turn my laptop camera on to record all of this. I just need some help on how to initiate her to do anything. Before I go outside.."
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>>713975010
This is why I joined Army
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>>713974997
Go stangs
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dont be a fucking pussy.. go, and you will have a great time, provided your not a complete idiot.
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>>713975008


>>713970181
>laptop

faggot
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>>713975094
This

Even the ass clown nicknamed Tennessee did fine
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OP here guys its at 47%. Ill post it as webm here. Just hope this doesnt bit me in the ass lol
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>>713973528
>"hey yeah..I'll go through with this...IF YOU SHOW ME YOUR TITS!"
and then all of a sudden that leads to blowjob ? I can't believe how gullible /b/ is to believe this poorly written post. we are truly surrounded by retards
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>>713975190
It won't you're good
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>>713975190
It's more on her than u

It's fine OP. We are all ex or current military
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>>713975190
If this is real and you go, people will think you're a legend for fucking your recruiter wnd posting that shit
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>>713975205
Btard reporting for duty sir
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>inb4 op chickens out
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>>713975205
you will see soon lol. for the doubters, give it another few minutes. you guys just jealous. I have to admit i didnt think i could do it but i did it.
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Ok buttercup. Did two years as a army recruiter. That whole you will go to jail thing is a lie. Meps is a two part deal. The first part is for eval. The second is legal. Had a shit ton of kids bail after the first meps. You should go though its a hell of a ride.
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Could OP really be that of b legend?
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>>713975094
>don't be a pussy bro, just give your life to the government
>die for a country that's main focus is capital accumulation through the pillaging of resources
>die for the bankers, stock brokers and CEOs that will never have to lift a finger

yeah bro, stop being a pussy
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>>713975079
Ewww nuu fuck wf....cept for the chickenbox
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I am not going to go. at 63%. I dont have to go even if i did promise her LOL
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>>713975431
>meet bad ass friends
>get decent benefits
>join a brotherhood for life
>get pussy out the ass when your 30 and introduce yourself as a vet to milfs at a hotel bar
Yeah I'm good for it thanks
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>>713974247
Im in law school for copyrights and trademarks. However, we still have to pass generals so maybe I'd consider this

As long as the source doesnt trace back to you, youre fine. Its cery unlikely to happen and its not exactly a celebrity sex vid and i doubt the quality of it would warrant widespread sharing beyond us so the chances of her getting in trouble could be described as needle in a giant fucking haystack.

Also, she'd be the one in trouble. Shes in a government position of authority but depending on how far along in the recruitment process you are, you might not be government property just yet and would be clean of any prosecution internally.

However I dont know dick about military law so maybe im not the best to ask.
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>>713975455
Topkek dem redwines though
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>>713975514
You've gone through quite the evolution today, OP.
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>>713975528
>meet fellow uneducated retards who were too poor/stupid for anything else
>get half asses benefits
>get musty pussy from white trash women who grew up under power lines
The life, I'm sure
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>>713975643
Gtfo. "Evolution" fresh out of Basic much?
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>>713975579
Basically OP, worst case scenario in a number of variables would be the only way youd get in trouble. Probably not enough space to include the details but honestly, this is nothing.
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>>713975579
79% guys. That makes me more comfortable, I may post one with her face then after i post this one.
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>>713975773
Y'all dun changed uh bunch tuhday, budd.

Is that easier for you?
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>>713964409
>I have such a shitty job that no one cares that I'm a methhead
You must be very proud of yourself.
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if you signed the contract and dip out your going to get life fucked by the state
>> my advice go and deal with it i did it's not so bad
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>>713975805
Pic of render process we all invested here
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>>713975514
Plot twist; she knew you wouldn't join all along. And she secretly thought you were hot and couldn't pass the opportunity.
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88%

I just dont want to hear any comments about my size or not lasting long. If everyone agrees to that, I will post it again with her face.
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>>713976032
Agreed
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>>713976032
We gonna git Rick rolled
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OP doesnt have shit. Next there will be some error in the rendering or some other excuse.

For a bunch of ex military and nerds pretending to be military, you guys are retarded.
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>>713976032
you can trust us, we're your /b/ro's
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It's about to finish. Ok guys. Ill post it next.
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>>713975579
>>713975788
OP, i looked at it again and read more of the thread.

Shes on a recruitment visit and is thus on the clock, so to speak. You are not and thus dont fall under military prosecution regardless.

From case studies the legality of "revenge porn" or unauthorized sharing is still a growing peice of legislation as more cases and laws come up. You didnt blackmail her. It was taken on your "or your guardians) property and thus you have right to film anyone.
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>>713976182
Hey one can only hope op isn't a faggot
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Inb4 kek
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>>713976182
We gambling on the truth here man
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>>713975737
obvious libtarded cityboi pussy is obvious

half assed benefits is fault of last 2 presidents.
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>>713976247
This
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>>713976032
Update op
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No one seriously fucking believes this, right? I know this is /pol/, but fuuuuuck.
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>>713976469
>I know this is /pol/
this triggers the /pol/ack
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Ok guys, there was a problem, it said it was to long to post it here. tell me the best place to post it where i can delete it after a few minutes.
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Even after you swear in, you can still back out. you'll have to research and may be a little bit of a hassle but i can be done.

As a Vet tho, don't be a fuckin' pussy. Yes it's a little nerve racking right before you ship out, but you'll be proud and you wont regret it.. unlike backing out last minute. Plus.. It's airforce.. it's the easiest branch there is for chrsit sakes.
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>>713976586
Why is there a bed in your army recruiters office
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>>713976214
Hurry tf up OP. I need my fap of the day
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>>713976586
Yo just slice it in half and double post faggot it's not that hard
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Dropbox op
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Lmao! Here i am as a prior service member of the Air Force trying my hardest for the past two years to get back in and they dont' want me. Instead, they try to recruit some pussy like the OP, just to save a few bucks. smh
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>>713976657
are you fucking brain dead?
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>>713976586
motherless / com

if you're lying you will burn
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>>713976586
Heres this still from an amateur porn vid i found as proof guys. I even censored it in paint.

Laaaame.
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>>713976657
Cant tell if retarded or trolling
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>>713976657
If you you could read he said she came to his house... dumbass

Wow op actually delivered
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>>713976772
Did a reverse image search, OP is legit. Nothing showed up..
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>>713976788
Delivered what? I don't see a fuckin webm of the recruiter. I see a shitty quality pic with two circles on it
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This would be the best OP deliver ever. But I expect fail.
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>>713976788
op didnt deliver anything holy shit you people are really gullible
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>>713976862
Why would anything show up? He edited the pic. That alone would stop anything from showing
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On this day op was a faggot....damn
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Ok gonna upload to dropbox. Ill just do with face. Fuck it.
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>>713976996
Sad day.
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>>713976862
You're stupid. It's edited.
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>>713976996
What a faggot
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>>713963467
Bro it's not even that hard just do what they say and don't do anything retarded. I graduated basic back in August and finished tech school last week. Honestly it's not that hard just don't be chow runner, dorm chief, element leader or bathroom cleaner (they get it the worst). Do push ups and sit ups on sundays otherwise you'll be bored plus you'll get a better PT score. Besides you get paid to be there.
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>>713976996
Good find, b/ro.
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>>713977017
Post link
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all you gullible fucktards just got trolled. have a good day LUL
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>>713965170
Wendy's?
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Hahahahahaahhaaha hey well it was good while it lasted... At least you guys nutted or some shit.
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>>713976996

Doin the lord's work


>fuck you op
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>>713966263
The Guard...that's cute. The AF is pretend military and the guard is pretend AF
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Ok guys, I lied. But at least I wasnt a bitch and dipped out... Be honest who nutted to this/fapped
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>>713977264
Hey at least the AF gets maids though. I want that.
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I am OP I LIED BE HONEST WHO FAPPED
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>>713977126
So epic gud 1 op!!!!1

Now back to your great life jerking it to trannies as your mom cries herself to sleep wondering where she went wrong.
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WHO FAPPED
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>>713977269
What was there to fap about? Your 1 second read on how you lasted 2min? Thanks for wasting our time faggot
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>>713977506
LOL. I heard some people saying they had there dicks out and shit. Bitch your stupid to believe any of this anyway, only a fool believe shit on here.
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