Trips decide how I kill myself. Please make it humane.
>>713943314
Old age. Do it.
starve
>>713943314
Masturbate to death.
>>713943314
Jump off the building
>>713943314
sodomize your self to death
drink too much coffee
>>713943314
have a great fulfilling life that everyone around you envy you for and then die of old age
its not a quick one, but its good
What's your reason behind wanting to die?
Also die of old age
Drown in pussay
Rip of your dick and bleed to death
>>713943314
dirty bomb!
Explosive suppository.
Shove dynamite up your ass. The very next time someone pisses you off, pretend to go all super saiyan and shit, then hit the detonator
>>713944281
I'm a burden to everyone around me and have no future or plans for future.
>>713943314
By making your dreams cone true and dieing of old age
>>713944714
I have no dreams, that's one reason I want to kill myself.
Don't do it
suicide bomb an entire ant colony
Man up and hold your breath until you die. If you breathe out you're a pussy
>>713944958
Doesn't work. You just pass out.
>>713944230
roll for this !
>>713944636
I know those feels.
If trips, drown yourself. Good luck anon.
What the fuck happened to /b/? Why are more than half of the posts supportive?
Overdose on coke
>>713945053
Thanks. Rolling for this.
>>713945098
I was wondering the same thing.
>>713944452
Aw man that ain't cool, you got trips and you're gonna say dirty bomb? At least something not as fucking bad, like gunshot or jumping off a building
1. Take drugs. A lot of drugs. But don't overdose.
2. find a nice building you always wanted to be on top of.
3. Do a backflip
>>713944636
1) You're experiencing "introjection"; no human naturally wants to end their life. Don't do anything against your own interests 2) contact your local State Labor office for training. 3) get trained and get gainful employment. 4) whoever did the introjections, you can now leave them and live well.
I was suicidal and decided to do this. It works. Live and know victory!!!
>>713945260
That's not trips.
have a successful life and seek therapy? die of old age?
just kidding, this >>713944793
>>713945260
my trips dont lie bro.. GOD WILLS IT
>>713943314
Catastrophic Urethral Trauma
>>713945375
Not OP, but in a similar boat. This doesn't work for everyone. Not everyones depression has a cause. If this fixed yours that's great, but some people can't do anything to 'cure'it. I've seen loads of therapists, tried all of the drugs and fuck all has changed. Even in a steady job with a nice family and some decent friends the struggle continues. So when that's the case, why not kill yourself? Why should you live for the interests of other people?
>>713943314
From old age with your one and only hot wife, 12 kids, dozens of grandkids, and retired from a successful career.
>>713945572
OP here, I would like to live for the interest of others (aka being useful), but as it is I'm absolutely worthless and can't take that.
>>713943987
Roll for this
>>713943987
>>713944230
>>713944714
Do this OP
>>713944636
I felt the same way as you but often if you feel like a burden it is very unlikely that it is true, if people say it to you then you are hanging around the wrong kind of people in your life. You shouldn't be around those that do everything you make you feel down or worthless or like you're not achieving enough for them, achieve what you feel would make you happy. Just because you don't have plans doesn't mean that it can't change around. Think, are you happy with the way you are living? If yes, that's enough of a plan - - just carrying on that way. If no, what can I out achieve to change it? Not earning enough money? Find a better paying job that you enjoy for example.
>>713944784
again, a dream doesn't have to be more than just something simple that would please you
>>713945098
Because we went from assholes trying to get others to kill themselves to being depressed and wanting to help others going through similar problems as us. Some of /b/ are still dicks though
>>713945260
Newfag
>>713945375
Listen to this guy
>>713945716
How can you make yourself more useful?
>>713943314
Trips get
>>713945806
>How can you make yourself more useful?
Becoming worm food I guess.
Thank god I found this thread.
I am doing it tonight. I'm not sure how, thinking about overdosing on my anti depressants but apparently that doesn't work so I'm undecided. Probably will take a shitload before I do anything though because it's fun. Currently sitting in my car (will probably end up being the way I go, but my car is worth a bit so not too keen on wasting that money for my family) smoking at the moment until I decide enoughs enough.
Literally just finished writing letters to a few meaningful people.
OP, I'm with you.
>>713945716
Don't live for others interests. Self-interest is not selfishness. Work as an equal - not a slave. Go to your State's employment service on Monday; ask about training and tell them exactly what your situation is. Truth will set you free, but it does hurt at first. And if anyone is introjecting their views on you; screw 'em!
>>713945979
I'm not gonna even bother writing letters, I doubt anyone would care anyway. What's your story?
>>713945979
No! Live. Fight it. Win and we'll witness your conquests.
inject 10 miligrams of nicotine straight to your dicks vein
>>713945948
No, just because you cannot fulfil someone's petty demands doesn't mean you're not useful. People will try to get as much work in the least amount of time out of you or they'll respect your input and give you an easier job which doesn't take much effort. It's about who you let be the body of you. It's good to be useful but not to the point it's making you sick
sharpie in pooper
>>713943314
death by living
shoot up a school and wait for police or something i dunno
>>713946172
Just had a long term relationship end. She fucked my friend, I ended up getting involved with said friend's child's mom, and that's getting beyond fucked. That's really the tipping point right now.
I've had a pretty decent life honestly, parents are well off etc. So it's honestly immature to go, but I suppose I'm just mentally borked.
What's going on in your life?
>>713943314
Don't do it.
>>713943314
Sell everything you own, use the money to buy the things you need to live off the land. Get some educational literature on the subject if you a dumb-dumb.
Walk the Earth. Drop your name and all pride associated with identity. Watch the people and places as you go, find people who are troubled and listen to their stories. If you know a way to help, do it. If you see someone in more immediate trouble, intervene. Best case scenario you help out, worst case you're already dead so who cares.
>>713946722
Sorry to hear that anon, I do hope you'll have a change of heart though.
As I've said, I'm beyond worthless, have no friends, never had a lover, I've given up all plans for a future, have nothing to look forward when waking up in the morning and I'm a burden. The only reason I haven't offed myself yet is my parents.
Suicide by drinking a mixture of bleach and ammonia.
>>713947049
How old are you?
I'm about to get kicked out of university for doing horribly, due to above reasons.
I am second choice.
I used to think that, but recently realising that it'll be more of a relief to leave, and that outweighs how it will affect anyone else.
>>713947465
23, still in Uni too.
No one can get trips. It's impossible.
>>713943314
watch supersize me, then follow the example to the end
>>713947557
I'm only 20, so not too different I suppose. What're you studying?
Honestly love shouldn't be a priority for you, go out clubbing and be a slut - if I didn't have major attachment issues I'd do that.
If you really want to die, be useful and go fight against ISIS.
>>713945098
sjws and jewt
>>713947812
Architecture. Love isn't a priority at all, but loneliness has been starting to take its toll especially lately. I've never been out clubbing, I'm really antisocial, probably the reason I find myself in this situation, but hey, what can you do?
If you want my advice, ditch Uni and break unhealthy relationships, in my opinion you're in a slightly better position than me as you seem to be able to actually have normal human relationships. Get a year off, relax and think about it afterwards.
>>713945098
How long have you been here?
/b/ has always been like this.
Death by cop
>>713948691
Not American.
do a flip
wut anime is that?
>>713948859
Welcome to the NHK
>>713948432
That sounds fucked. I'm doing primary school teaching, believe it or not.
Yeah, I'm extremely introverted but I find once I'm shitfaced I've got confidence. I've never gone out clubbing or anything social alone, always have been with my ex - who's taken all my friends because she was the outgoing one, and being mutual friends, they had to choose.
Very far from normal relationships, I've got emotional issues that will complicate any relationship that I develop. This chick was meant to be a revenge fuck but I got attached to her and the child, and the guy is still in her life. There's two relationships right there that the guy is fucking up. I can't cut people out because I'd end up being completely alone an unable to make any new friends.
Parents would kill me if I took a year off uni, Asian parents are great like that. Can't wait til they find out I've been kicked out haha
Delve into drugs, if I were you. I did DMT a few weeks back and it really changed how I viewed things
>>713943314
Helium + mask + hose. Go out on a high, don't leave a messy corpse.
>>713948973
Not OP, but the other suicidal faggot that's here.
It's 11pm, so I doubt I'd find helium anywhere.
>>713948913
cheers, is it any good?
Bump to keep thread + me alive for a little longer
>>713948947
Sounds fucked, but if I were you I'd continue and see where things are going, there's a high probability they'll be resolved in due time and everything will be back to normal. If they don't you could always consider the easy way out, but atm, from what I understand at least, you don't seem to be stuck between a rock and a hard place, just things that didn't go well, to put it lightly. The reason I'm considering suicide is because I've hit a dead end in life and I've been stuck at it for the last couple of years and have no idea what to do. I can still hold on, but waiting for something to happen is becoming tiring. I guess I should have done more and shouldn't have given up so easily.
Old age
>>713949190
It's really good, though if you're depressed it might fuck you up even worse.
>>713949784
Agh shit just missd trps
Die from excessive masturbating to romantic yandere hentai
>>713949872
This.
>>713949669
Dont do it bro seriously, not worth it.
>>713949872
I want this one
>>713949872
Come, lets get this one
>>713949999
YESS FUCKING QUADS MOTHERFUCKER
Don't.
>>713943314
Get killed by death faggot
>>713943314
and the ugly people losers smell like poop and is ugly like the ugly people losers and has to know everything cause is ugly and want to cock block cause is ugly and cant get girls and smell like poop and is ugly and hurt people the ugly way so can hurt people without touching people so can hurt me the ugly way and can know everything before i do it
>>713949999
FUCKIN CHEK'D
>>713943314 <
>>713949872
OP it is chosen. Make a vid
>>713943314
and the ugly people losers smell like poop and is ugly
>>713949999
Oshit
>>713943987
roll
>>713949999
It's over, you have to actually jerk off to death
Death by snu snu
So just writing it down OP, you have to die from jerking off to hentai.
>>713949999
>>713949872
Nice, can I jerk off to vanilla instead? I don't like yandere.
>>713949737
No, honestly I've got a decent life, probably better than some. But I'm really stuck mentally. Ive been shit emotionally and mentally for 5 years or so, and isn't getting any better. Yeah, it will in the future and I know it could, but I am not ready to deal with waiting for that to happen, it's fucking horrid at the moment and I've gotten tired of battling my feelings. I've always been "suicidal" in the way that I've wanted to off myself, but never would've acted on it, until I got pushed to the edge tonight.
Like I said, fuck yourself up on drugs before you go. It's an experience and it can change how you think - especially listening to lyrically strong music on DMT.
>>713950311
Quads here. Okay, i will allow it. I am a merciful god.
>>713950317
What happened tonight though? Don't let a brainfart be the end of you, you have to plan these things for days/weeks. Take a nap and see if you feel the same in the morning at least.
>>713950317
I started watching anime when I was depressed, I was near close to suicide, so I said fuck it and decided to watch it, after thinking it was gay and childish all my life.
Im not gonna give a sob story but I gotta say my life turned a lot better, i was finding things fun again and was talking to people..
I feel people need an outlet something that gives them meaning and something to look forward to. Anyway thats my shit story.
>>713950559
I honestly don't really know. The one person I'd go to when I need help bailed on me to fuck some guy, so probably the realisation that even she can leave me for dead. Just got an overwhelming numbness and feel like that's the only option.
I'm not being talked out of it, my minds made and I've taken a sheet of my tablets. It's definitely happening tonight, when this thread dies or you stop replying.
Lower class fag here, seriously don't do it. There are people having it worse than you and they keep fighting. You have to overcome and it will make you mentally stronger. Don't think your a special snowflake and the only answer is death.
>>713950837
>people are worse than you
People are also far better too
>>713950895
Dosent mean you should do it. Plenty of people have it far better than me but im not jumping off any buildings
>>713950317
Please don't kill yourself. Go see a therapist, they are fucking magic, I swear.
Please don't, OP. I want to help you and prove to you life is worth living and your mental illness is just that--an illness. Not reality. Your reality, yes, but if you feel worthless, then change it, don't crawl away and hide and feel even more worthless, because you're not.
>>713950828
Don't you dare put blood on my hands! The last thing I need is someone dying because I made a thread on /b/. If you die I will personally find you and kill you myself.
use a relatively high calibre pistol and put it in your mouth and aim 15 degrees upwards then pull it
>>713951006
That's not OP.
Hey HEY why the fuck are we talking about drugs you faggots its decided. OP must jerk off to death.
>>713950895
That's life, no way I'll be the next Bill Gates or Warren Buffet. That's why you work your way up, there's no get rich method.You have a role in society , you just gotta find it. Being a chief, trashman, programmer, etc.
>>713951006
Bad experience with a therapist - not again.
>>713951024
I came here to vent before I went through with it, it's not on your hands at all fam. I hope I've helped you somehow though.
You only live once. You really only do. So fucking live until you die, not at the hands of yourself but someone else or old age or whatever.
FUCKING LIVE REEEEE LIFE IS WORTH LIVING EVEN IF YOU DON'T FEEL LIKE IT IS, IT IS. TRUST ME. FUCKING TRUST ME.
THINK OF ALL THE SHIT YOU'LL NEVER GET TO DO BECAUSE YOU KILLED YOURSELF. YOUR FAVORITE FOOD? DON'T GET TO EAT IT ANYMORE WHEN YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD, BITCH. DON'T GET TO MASTURBATE, DON'T GET TO RIDE ON CARNIVAL RIDES, DON'T GET TO SEE BEAUTIFUL SUNSETS, YOU DON'T GET SHIT.
SO FUCKING LIVE YOU PIECE OF SHIT. LIVE SO HARD THAT YOU NEVER WANNA DIE AGAIN. BITCH.
LIVE OR SO HELP ME GOD I'LL KILL YOU MYSELF, YOU BETTER FUCKING NOT GO THROUGH WITH SUICIDE EVER, YOU HEAR ME!? I'M FUCKING WATCHING YOU, BUDDY. I'LL BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU IF YOU KILL YOURSELF. I'LL DIE AND FIND YOUR SOUL AND BEAT YOUR FUCKING ASS.
DON'T DO IT. OKAY?!?!!?!?!
>>713951044
That involves going back home and taking Dad's gun - not happening.
Perks of living in Australia with shitty gun laws.
>>713944047
http://www.atlnightspots.com/boy-dies-after-masturbating-42-times/
>>713951226
>one bad experience with a therapist
>writes off possibility of a new one
Dude you are fucking retarded. Find a new therapist. Keep looking until you find one who's right for you and who can fix that fucking retarded brain of yours. But you have to fix it yourself, too. They give you the tools, you do the work.
OP here, /b/ please save this guy!
>>713951226
DO A FUCKING FLIP YOU ASSHOLE
A FLIP RIGHT INTO A GARBAGE CAN WHERE YOU BELONG
NOT IN A COFFIN
A GARBAGE BIN
Eat poison
>>713951348
That's not an easy thing to do. If you open up that much and it ends up fucked, it's a fucking hurdle to do it all over again.
>>713951417
Thanks OP, but it's happening whether or not randoms on the internet tell me not to
OKAY so where no longer doing the trips ill give some advice.
If your feeling suicidal, then you are at the point where you consider your life to have no value. Then what does that mean? That nothing can hold you back anymore. If you dont care about yourself anymore enough to kill yourself. then you are now invincible.
DO YOU fucking understand how confident you can be now? No one has anything against you anymore, because nothing gives you meaning.
So do ANYTHING. Go on the street and straight up kiss a women, hold your strength, buy child porn see if it turns you on,
Go punch a black man, fight people in prison, go assinate trump and break into an airplane. Kill your enemies, slap a nice girls ass because you want to. Ask women for sex and still slap there ass anyway if you wish to.
You are untouchable go fuckin explore the world leave your job steal food , keep walking do whatever you want, because you are now at that stage where anything is possible.
>>713951717
I'm sorry to hear anon. Do you plan on calling anyone before you do it?
>>713951759
Listen to him both of you
Just O.D. on pills you spineless cunt.
>>713952109
That rarely works.
>>713951717
Then use your gut feeling. My first therapist was amazing, had her for 5 years till she got a job offer to something else, then got transferred to a new therapist who was nice enough but I didn't really click with her, so I switched to my current one who's on maternity leave because she just had a baby but she's pretty cool and great and we click.
With the therapist I didn't click with, I knew from the first visit I needed to change. Go with your gut instinct. It's normal to feel nervous meeting someone new but don't confuse that nervousness with getting a therapist who you don't like. Go to 2-4 sessions, if you still aren't fully comfortable then try a new therapist. They won't be offended.
I'm serious. Find a therapist right now. Do not give up on me, and especially do not give up on yourself. Got it?
I gotta go to bed now but I'm serious, anon. Please don't kill yourself. Please, please reconsider. Call 9/11, masturbate, eat some food, whatever. Just don't kill yourself. Remember that things can change if you force them to and you can and will get better if you start believing in your power. We are all capable of being extremely powerful. You are capable of being happy and loving life. You have that power. Use it. Don't use it to end your life.
Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem. There are no take backs with suicide. Once you're dead, you're dead.
With life, however, you can have as many do overs as you need. You can live and start anew.
I believe in you, anon. I truly, truly do. I'm sending you my hopes and my strength and my love right now. You and I are connected, so please take this strength within me to make things better for you.
Good luck, anon. I care about you.
>>713951759
Seen something like this a while back. It isn't really practical, I don't feel like that would be fulfilling - I don't want to do anything that I can't already do. Anxiety and shit will fuck up anything that drastic otherwise.
If anyone's still watching the thread and in Australia, watch for a car crash on the news involving a 20 year old - maybe I'll get recognition, that'd be cool.
>>713951759
THIS
NIHILISM IS TRUE POWER
USE YOUR SUICIDAL THOUGHTS TO FUEL YOU TO LIVE
uh but please do not buy child porn
please don't
:^(
>>713951479
Remember anon you're a garbage can not a garbage cannot.
>>713952214
You're not doing. I swear to fucking god, I have a really strange power where I can think things into reality like meme magic and if you so much as step a foot into that car I'm going to will its engine to die and you're gonna fucking not kill yourself today or tomorrow or NEVER.
>>713952255
This.
>>713944621
kek
>>713952249
Why would I do that? The last part I mean.
>>713952214
>I don't want to do anything that I can't already do
You can't do fucking shit when you're dead, nigga. Literally the opposite of what you want.
>>713952196
Thanks anon.
I'm glad you've found one that can help you. Unfortunately I'm half way committed already. Not wanting to deal with the sickness from OD on these.
>>713952457
NO
NONONONONO DEAL WITH THE SICKNESS
GET UP
COME ON
GET DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS
You can find one that can help you. Call 911 or whatever the fuck emergency number is for your country. Call it right now, tell them you took a bunch of pills, tell them you need help. Right now. I am not going to give up on you. So don't you fucking dare give up on yourself.
You know what? I have a question. What do you want to hear from me?
>>713952003
No, I've got my letters written in a book that's in my car with me now.
Just keep running forrest gump style till you drop
>>713952600
STOP
T
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>>713952214
Fuckin but thats the point. Anxiety is being nervous about the future, but nothing has meaning anymore, you consider nothing to have meaning and you want to die.
So if you give yourself no value, people cant do shit to you, nothing should bother you you are liberated from expectation because you wanna die anyway.
Nobody's saying you should use this logic to bad consequence, you should reach the obvious point where you realise you shouldnt do stupid shit.
But you now have overwhelming confidence because nothing has meaning anymore. Go ask that girl out, treat her nice, let her be all you think about.
Watch anime, scam people in a way you wont get in trouble. Keep logic with you, but this confidence should take you anywhere.
I left university, and live with a group of campers who keep travelling i couldnt be happier.
>>713952582
What do you mean? I came to talk to OP and hopefully have helped him - not sure if he's still around though. I'm staying until this thread dies.
>dying
>being this much of a pleb
Get on my fucking level, nerd. We #live here. Dying is for pussies, living is for people who matter. You wanna matter? Then live.
>>713952741
It doesn't just go away because I don't have a will to live.
>>713952766
You're suicidal too, are you not? I want to convince you to not commit suicide. What can I say that will convince you? What do you want to hear from me, from life?
Old age
>>713952214
>car crash
Yeah, good luck failing and getting mangled or paralyzed for life or even worse, killing someone else. Don't be stupid.
Goddammit if you're really gonna kill yourself at least fucking kill someone else first. Someone who deserves it, not some innocent in a car crash.
Can you kill one of the Clintons, please? Or George soros. OR a jew.
Report this post, admins gotta see this sheit. Save him!!
>>713952874
You must be a fuckin pussy. Your too deep in fear ,you are literally about to fuckin kill yourself, man the fuck up and face the world make it your bitch show your worth a dime
that shit is your own fault.
>wasting your life by killing yourself
Sad!
>>713952766
I'm still here, though I don't know what to say honestly. I've ended up more depressed and suicidal than when I came in.
Chainsaw ur head off
>>713953052
Yes THIS SHIT If i was depressed Id probably go and kill bullies from middle school who started this trainwreck of my life, then id happily kill myself.
>>713952884
Suicidal in the way that I want to die, I suppose. It's happening either way, I just happened to see this thread and stuck around for a bit. I know all this shit like "it gets better" etc. and I know that, but I'm not dealing with the time in between. >>713952979
It's 12am and I can drive, not going to hurt anyone else, I'm not that much of a fuckwit
>>713953098
4chan does that shit to you. Go to tumblr and say your depressed I swear you could probably get some hot SJW to feel sorry enough to fall in love with you.
>>713953098
I'm sorry. I do hope you pull through it though. You don't seem like you're that stupid that you'd do something like that.
>>713943314
try and O.D on some tame shit like allergy pills or panadol
>>713953339
Suck my nuts.
Guys we gotta report this post, the admins need to see this! We need to save him!
You know what? Everyone in here is depressed as fuck, this is now a "sad but kinda happy undertone" music thread.
I'll start for example: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLFtmJlzKvE
>>713953391
jack off into a cup of windex and drink
>>713953542
Cheers but I'd rather not be locked up in some mental institution. I'm not crazy, just stupid and depressed
I'm gonna tell you a story, a true one, to any anons feeling suicidal or depressed.
I lost 3 cats this year. One from old age, two from FIV.
I am still extremely upset over their deaths, but their deaths fuel me with will to live, so that I can do what they and other people who have died can no longer. There is strength in grief. Every single one of you has the power within yourself, right in this exact moment, to be as happy as you've always dreamed of being.
I realized that when my cat Vincent died. I realized that I, a 21 year old obese NEET with zero friends, can become the happy, healthy, loved, fulfilled individual I've always dreamed of becoming. What's more, I realized that with enough work, work sometimes I don't want to put in, I can be whatever I want to. It's not an exaggeration. I can and I will.
I think, and therefore, I am.
The same applies to every single one of you.
Meme yourself into a better life. Will yourself into loving being able to live that you never have a suicidal thought again.
I'm going to sleep for real this time. Suicidal anons, please step back from your plan and look at how small and simultaneously big you are. Grabbing life by its horns can be scary but oh so rewarding. I KNOW you have it in you. You should know you have it in you.
If you think you don't, here's your chance to prove yourself wrong.
When I wake up, all I ask is that you anons are still alive, that I'm alive, that everyone and everything I care about is alive and not broken, and that you are on the path to healing.
Believe in yourself. I believe in you. All this time you spent feeling suicidal, you could have taken a shower, gone for a walk, and made steps towards becoming happy.
>>713943314
Old age like >>713943987
>>713953413
You got it wrong my man. 4chan is autists, Tumblr who the fuck knows gender, and Reddit is gay. Ask reddit to suck your nuts
>>713953662
Losing pets is horrid. I lost my dog months ago, watching him get put down was the worst thing. Thank you anon.
>>713953657
>locked up
That's a horrible way to look at it. No wonder you feel so bad.
And yes, you are fucking stupid. Take it from someone who's actually smart: Don't kill yourself.
But why do you want to die? Because 4chan brings you down? You're a NEET? You're fat? You seemingly have nothing to live for?
Yeah?
Grow the fuck up, bitch. All that shit can be fixed. All of it. You can fix it. Grow a pair and stop wallowing in your own pity.
>>713953822
haha your dog mustve looked retarded while getting put down. By by ya stupid mutt
But anon-kun, if you die you'll never get to watch this video again! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9TpRfDdyU0
>>713953834
I'm not fat, would have killed my self long ago if I was. 65kgs. I've got shit to live for but I can't deal with the mean time.
>>713953895
>>713953946
Yes you can you faggot. You can deal with it. Be brave, I know you can be. It's a bitch and a half to do things for yourself but it's worth it in the end. I've lost 20 lbs since September from simply eating less shit, eating smaller portions, and walking every day for 10 minutes. 435 to 415. Progress. Progress you can make too.
>>713953834
THIS. A majority of you just need to man the fuck up.
Well, I've done and said all that I really can. The rest is up to you, anon(s). It's your decision to end your life, and never feel joy ever again, and never get to see the sky or listen to music or feel happiness. That's on you.
I just hope that suicide is a permanent decision you choose not to make.
>>713943314
old age
>>713943314
laxatives
Don't. Love life, invent time travel, go back in time, kill yourself.
dig a hole until you die
- First you transfer your money to mee, since you won't be needing it.
- Put your head in ice water and strap some of those cold packs to your head.
- open your freezer and stick your wet cold head in. (try to close all extra holes so that all the cold goes to your brain)
- Idea is ... death by brain freeze.
kinda hot.
Alright I'm calling it here. Feeling the pills and getting too hard to keep track of the thread.
Thank you anons for your input. OP, you're not retarded, I hope you don't decide to pull this shit. Thank you for listening to me rant. Live your life.
suck a dick until you die of exhaustion
>>713952777
winrar
fucking gay everyone acting nice, makes me want to throw up
Is suicide anon still around?
jump outta the highest building in your city
By eating a lethal amount at red lobsters lobsterfest
Cut off your penis and then bleed out.
Swallow a bunch of AA batteries. Like, a whole bunch.
>>713956942
Quick re-roll.
>>713956942
How much is a bunch. Check em.