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Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>713927394
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
>>713932023
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pA8DdkM2Wqo
I guess Ive been banned? Maybe?
Popping in before heading to bed. Hi.
Claiming Sonokawa-san.
>>713932759
worst girl
Wow it's dead tonight.
>>713933421
>>713933425
I would post, but -whatever.
>>713933901
I get you. Well i guess it doesn't really matter anyway since i'm about to go to bed.
>>713934369
It's only 3am though
Rip thread
>>713934496
Yeah but I got stuff to do in the morning~. Besides, i'd like to wake up earlier than 2pm at least twice this week.
>>713934815
What an evil choice in waifu.
>>713934873
We need more night dwellers though, won't you do this for us?
>>713934907
What would you mean?
Yuno kills because of love
>>713935085
Is there no other way?
>>713934955
Mmmmm Alright, i'll stay a little longer since you asked.
https://youtu.be/5gj8pAN7Y7E
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AU9_0pxiDjY
>>713935177
Not gonna lie, she js crazy. But crazy in love and that's why it's not evil
>>713935189
I was only kidding, silly.
>>713935311
I don't think you'll go for a crazy girl irl
>>713935397
First of all you don't even know me
Secondly I wouldn't have a choice
>>713935653
You mean you wouldn't have a chance.
And yeah I made a mistake, you probably would go for a crazy girl at first but you'll be running away as soon as the mask comes off.
>>713935316
Too late I've already decided.
>>713935311
>>713935653
I love me some Yuno.
>>713935829
So what would you like to talk about?
>>713935801
Nah yuno will protect me from those who want to hurt or steal me
She's perfect and I will stay with her forever
>>713935829
Thanks, she is the best
>>713935994
Would you still love her after she kills your family for not accepting her?
Hello girls. Are you prepared to have your pictures taken?
>>713935884
Ahh i've always been bad at coming up with topics.. Anything.
>>713936250
Sure
>>713936298
Not cute enough.
>>713936294
When I was in middle school there was a student with burned arms, she would always wear long sleeves even in summer. I would always call her "bacon"
>>713936345
W-what about this pose?
>>713936407
Terrible form.
>>713936464
I forgot that woman uses guns too.
>>713936537
Are you not a woman?
>>713936250
Why would we want our pictures taken?
>>713936586
Who knows.
>>713936370
Haha how did she respond?
https://youtu.be/MPqj6WaTFOE
Because intricate, motherfuckers.
>>713936677
That is the case, isn't it?
>>713936813
She would cry when she was alone in the classroom during lunch.
>>713936845
Yes, ma'am
>>713936988
>ma'am
Thank you
>>713937048
Those wings are cool
>>713936988
Oh. Well that's not a very nice end to that story.
>>713937172
They suit a demon such as I.
Time to go, good bye ^^
>>713937324
Don't worry she's one of my best friends and still is to this day. I opened up to her and told I did it because I wanted to make her stronger.
>>713937329
They won't look strong enough to fly but still every cool in the end.
>>713937518
Oh wow, i'm glad to hear that it worked out.
See ya later!
>>713937329
They look gay
>>713937329
Still not best Madoka. Only second best.
Welp, it's time for bed. Bye everyone!
>>713938029
False. Homura is best meguca even though she doesn't make for a good waifu.
>>713936128
I'm pretty sure my family will accept her
They have no reason not to
Sorry for the late reply I was walking my dog
>>713938578
Sleep tight
>>713938601
I never said Meguca. I said Madoka. Meaning all available Madoka girls. You know why I said that.
>>713938578
Good night
>>713938654
Post doggo
>>713938750
O. I get it, Poory.
>>713938848
I feel like I've done that a lot already but sure
>>713938948
Beautiful dogger. Have a pic of my bros dogger.
>Rory-sama
Gambade Ebola-Chan <3
>>713939027
Thanks, and that looks like a great doggo
Would hug and play with
>>713938948
That looks like the dog Yuno stabbed
>>713939027
cute
>>713939129
Hes a little turd.
>>713938933
You are right though. Best meguca is Hameru.
you all got slut waifus...
angel kat claimed!
>>713939164
Kek just because it's a shepherd, he doesn't look like that at all
>>713939220
More like a big turd
Why though?
>>713939407
He was never properly pup trained. Never taught how to behave. And he grew up completely alone.
I blame my brother for his 'I own a Shep' attitude to raising him. Now he has to deal with an unruly, 70% independant dog who doesnt want to act the way we want him to.
>>713938948
>>713939027
Nice doggos, have a kitter
>>713939640
A cute
>>713939735
Oh that's horrible
I hate when people don't fucking train their dogs
I hope he's not aggressive atleast
>>713939825
Not much of a cat person
But that's cute
>>713940558
Ohayo
>>713940836
Nope!
>>713940870
Yes!
>>713940994
>>713940836
Ohayou Yuno
>>713941072
Lewd
>>713941162
I gotta go see you in a bit.
>>713941204
Have a good day
>>713941204
https://a.pomf.cat/shywrs.png
>>713941162
The cutest
>>713940836
Why not a cat person?
>>713941367
Das wew mang
>>713941355
Later Yuno.
>>713941455
Nope!
>>713941464
1/2
>>713941464
2/2
>>713940836
No, just a turd. He gets his ass handed to him by the staff x pit a lot though.
>>713941581
>>713941594
Kek
>>713941367
I wonder why you have that, hmm?
Claimu!
Anything happen yesterday?
>>713941964
There are a few things I have and can't explain why.
https://youtu.be/Z-73UsJIu1g
>>713941581
>>713941594
These are funny
>>713932023
I have never run from nothing but the police.
>>713941521
A cutie like you shouldn't sin
>>713941581
>>713941594
Kek'd
>>713942083
Sachi still isn't back
>>713942544
https://youtu.be/E1GpPgIO3L0
>>713942540
Or you really could explain, but lose a lot of respect?
>>713942909
When did he leave?
>>713943240
Wednesday IIRC
I'm shit with time though
The truth is, I went to America and shot Sachi in the head.
Believe it or not.
>>713942795
Hello most successful waifu student.
>>713943042
Nope, I just thought for a bit trying to come up with an explanation but I simply can't.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESr06SXO0vU
>>713943364
So am i, but it must have not been too long ago.
>>713943401
That's not where he lives though.
>>713937054
why the fuck is this posted everywhere ?
>>713943491
Well, he came im America to meet Togame, but I showed up instead and shot him.
Holy fuck /n/ has the most elitist fucks I've ever seen
>>713943489
It was definitely just a few days ago, it happened just this week
>>713943537
Because of the nice feet.
>>713943449
I bet you could if you clapped your hands and believed.
https://youtu.be/VfsKI6v_Xr4
I'm in Ameica now, you see.
Went there to chill and fuck with Sachi, felt very nice.
>>713943834
What a faglord
>>713943042
Good vibes.
https://youtu.be/52Y6ljFvJWc
Good vibes, everyone.
Xoxo~
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=i08nXDOE8C8
>>713944020
Is the yin and yang picture of Chen, huh?
Is like I'm the Yin and this thread is Yang.
Is like the baaalaaance blaaah blaaah, some philosophy stuff, I love everyone.
>>713944020
Hmm?
>>713944020
Kitty
>>713943663
Why was that by the way?
Best type moon claimed.
>>713944325
I used to say good vibes after insulting someone.
>>713944362
Alice
>
>>713944473
Fucking gnome.
>>713944486
Who did you insult? Or did you just use to do that?
>>713944473
Ayyy Shiki. Doing the ARP event to get all the ships?
>>713944648
Haven't really been playing at all, in fact just reinstalled today mostly to check out the new DD's
>>713944722
Yo, Shiki. My man.
Where is my daily mission?
>>713944722
Ah, they added more?
>Haven't been able to play much over the stress, sleep, work, and new family issues that I have to be the fucking mediator for
I should play on my next days off nonstop. I want those boats.
>Captcha all too appropriate
>>713944473
Hello Shiki
>>713944486
I love petting cats
Vigil, suck a dick
>>713945278
So you love petting your waifu?
Claimed
>>713945238
They split the japanese line and added some more, now there's normal and a gunboat line, though does seem a bit weird.
>>713945387
Burn
Claim
Early morning bike rides are fun.
Chipping your tooth is not.
>>713944392
He developed feelings for someone, and then he thought he was pathetic and left. Nobody knows if he killed himself or just left, but he hasn't been seen on here or anything else since.
>>713946108
Chen made fun of him so he left*
>>713946108
Oh that's kinda sad, didn't think he'd be the type to get upset because of things like that.
Claimed
>>713945479
Really? Kinda interesting I suppose. I've been getting into the Japanese DDs as well. I feel like a cunt, but it's been fun!
Faggots
Nami is best waifu!
So Klonata will not be back anytime soon.
He got a 90 days ban by what he said.
カラミチーマス
>>713948248
Everyone's leaving. I guess i should leave too
>>713948248
Why and how?
Shiki? More like Shitki!
Amirite boys?!
>>713948248
>implying that you can't easily avoid bans
>>713948248
What did he said?
Wow, I'm actually glad he got banned.
Trash anons seems to dissolve into void one by one.
>>713948330
He will be back, in 90 days..
>>713948344
He was "Under the age of 18" :^)
>>713948352
Tell that to him, he doesn't know how.
>>713948437
How can I tell that to him?
Why don't you?
>>713948437
That's 90 days too long. I have nobody to talk to now
>>713948411
Your grammer disolves into the void, faggot.
>>713948528
who is this o:
who is klonata?
>Konata doesn't know how to evade bans
That's how you know someone is a newfag.
>>713948551
Grammer xd
>>713948682
Fuck off fake Chen
Only newfags think that this is the real Chen.
>>713948706
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting
>>713948820
Shut the fuck up Mi Liu
I'm more real than your future will ever be
>Chen doesn't know how to shut up "blablahblah newfags this newfags that"
Thats how you know that someone is irrelevant.
Claimed!!! xdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
>>713948953
NEWFAGS BEING TRIGGERED BY CHEN IN 2016 FUCKING LUL
>>713948437
You unplug your wireless router for about 5 mins and most ISPs will assign you a new IP. If not then contact your ISP and tell them directly.
>>713948909
Is baby Fake Chen angry?
Its okay, we know you don't have enough chromosomes to have a civil, intelligent conversation. We still love you...
>>713949108
He does not use a router.
>>713949136
Same insults as yesterday?
What a broken record.
>>713949061
I'm not new though, faggot.
>>713949187
>says the one "yakyak boring yakyak irrelevant yakyak"
Right back at ya "Real" Chenny!
>>713949108
>>713949173
ipconfig /release
" " /renew
" " /flushdns
>>713949173
What is he using?
who is klonata?
>>713949202
>04.01
>He think he is old
rifks.
>>713949321
Stop taking things on internet so seriously :3.
>>713949173
How the fuck does he get internet? Does he use a fucking dial-up modem?
>>713949332
Yes, you could also do that through the command prompt.
>>713949415
Some boring fag
>>713949415
You
I just told a girl she looked like D.va and said that was probably why I wanted to marry D.va.
Fuck me up familiar
>>713949415
Missile dick
>>713949508
>>713949950
>antonio
What a goofy name
>>713949950
Check if your ip is static, google how to change.
>>713950093
>if your
You mean his?
>>713950090
Well he is a mexican.
>>713950156
Whoevers'.
>>713949950
ip config /all and post it
>>713950322
Yeah he is not responding anymore. I think he an herod.
>>713950156
I know a mexican name antonio that tried to beat the shit out of me with a rock.
I might know klonata
>>713950449
kek'd
But he is gay. We know that gays cannot beat people up with rocks.
>>713950449
>mexican
>antonio
>tries to kill people with rocks
Sample size: 12 million
>>713950523
i thought he fucked pans
>>713950609
Then he is bi. Who cares. Do you think Klona can hit someone with a rock?
Should i make a thread?
