Hi /b/, let's have a technology/computer cringe thread
bumpo
>>713888306
you can't bump your own threads m8
>>713888362
was a self bumpo
>>713888362
also I wanted to say bumpo idc if it does anything
>>713888413
when OP bumps his own thread, it's treated as an auto sage
>>713888412
it burns
>>713887955
Kekd at this one
>>713888493
I am a retard, thanks.
>>713888315
Someone actually bought that case?
>>713888315
That looks like a 15 year olds wet jizz dream
>>713888250
Man, this is heaven. God is real, and this is what he has ready for us.
>>713887955
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!? I NEED ANSWERS MOTHERFUCKER
the computer im on has blue screened 4 times and still works
>>713888604
beautiful
>>713888839
wat do u mean
>>713888315
>Not even using a cheesy Matrix screensaver, just a fail wallpaper.
>>713888858
so close
>>713888667
Oh Lord my eyes
>>713888964
want specs?
>>713888959
congrats being the first anon besides me to post an image in this thread.
i am the only contributer :V
>>713888604
That's art you retard
>>713888737
dat steam tho
>>713888729
njkldgsghspihsegñjsgsjogójsojgsjpiewe
>>713888690
What's his name, /b/?
>>713888963
This is actually fine if you dry it out.
>>713888777
Why does it hurt me si badly
>>713888275
A "fuck you" isn't cringe.
Logging off, so enjoy your free last word in the matter.
only got a couple more images left, somebody else take over, please.
>>713888963
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING
>>713888839
It is some tumblr "girl programmer", what do you expect? She is some super model, that tried to advertise coding to little girls
>>713888529
" I'm a girl and I play video games"
>>713889003
was referring to your post#
>>713888777
Kek
>>713889109
No it's not, it will corrode so many things.
>>713888667
wow what a retard kek
thus is the end for me
>>713889209
Don't do this to me anon
>>713887955
>>713889033
I used to do this for fun every time a new Mac model game out.
>>713889325
That's your setup? Lmao
i guess i should post my computer
>>713888923
Holy fuck...
>>713888493
that's actually kinda funny because the A: drive is pretty much always the floppy drive. this was a purposeful joke, not really cringe
>>713889421
Welcome to 2002 lad
>>713888729
jesus ...
>>713889003
Kek it must be a Xeon
>>713888250
Looks comfy.
>>713889325
>Indian or Paki
Why am I not surprised
>>713889209
fuck i need me one of these, i have to google hashtag and copy paste it every time
>>713888250
This is a cringe thread, not a knowledge thread.
>>713889281
thx for contriboobying
>>713888777
>>713889493
no i3
>>713888667
Holy fuck, I actually laughed out loud at this
>>713888923
bonzibuddy 4 lyfe nigguh
>>713889448
i just dumped most of the images from my /g/ folder anyways
>>713888729
why has god abandoned us
>>713888912
Well what he means is that shit has more blur than Micheal J fox taking a photo of a sunset and you can't even tell what the fuck it is meant to be.
>>713889278
Corrode? In the couple hours it takes to dry out?
And what the fuck is there to corrode? Aluminium? Stainless steel? Do you even know how the fuck corrosion works?
No, it won't corrode. Stop being stupid.
>>713889209
What is this little thing?
why is my computer still working after 4 blue screens
>>713889794
It's called an octothorpe....I'll show you later.
>>713889676
look at the bottom left if you can't read the screen
>>713888839
A strawman probably. Although some people would be retarded enough to post something like this.
>>713888963
nothing wrong with this, my own pc is underwater
>>713889775
Thisarooni.
>>713889629
This has to be satire
>>713888923
>be 2006
>Having a lan at one of my friends house
>Was never allowed to take my pc
>don't worry anon you can use my spare pc
>all my friends have set up their pc's in the gaming room
>they start playing a quick warmup game of WC3 while move this PC across
>1 of the guys decides he wants to grab a drink so walks past me to get to the kitchen
>Oh hey anon! You won a free cruise!
>Start to laugh then quickly turn to horror
>But anon.....I haven't plugged in the internet yet on this PC
And that is the story of how my friends family PC had more viruses than Africa combined.
>>713889868
I know this is factual but I feel like that's a made up word or the name of a company owned by a supervillain...
>>713889629
>get a mac
Disgusting.
>>713889665
fucking hipster dick sucker ape. disgusting.
>>713890185
>>Was never allowed to take my pc
what
>>713890185
fuck das sum gud shet 9/10 anon
>>713890348
I'm sick and tired of elitists telling people that their code is wrong. Modern compilers should optimize this down to something like return userNumber & 1 == 1 anyways.
>>713888250
>IBM Thinkpad
Nothing of value was lost.
>>713890348
well it works
>>713888864
wait
what
how does that save electricity?
>>713888362
That shit is BOSS as hell.
>>713890585
>102
Your number is odd!
>>713889942
>>713888839
https://www.instagram.com/p/5c1WXeESvD/?taken-by=karliekloss&hl=en
some narcissist on instagram who gets paid to advertise shitty health food and other products by strategically placing them in her pics
she's obsessed with throwing her name in to everything and making all the words she can begin with 'k' like her name
half of her wardrobe is tshirts with her own name on
>>713890586
It physically can't
>>713890657
if this was done for a class it was most likely limited to 100
Looking for the "computer iliterate" pasta that has been posted here sometimes.
It's about a kid with a stupid mom and sister...
Always rages me.
>>713890804
are you dumb, what prof would tell you to do that?
>>713888493
>Windows Boot DVD
>custom install
>On what volume would you like the System Drive? (Default is C:)
>A:
>Run
"Please insert disk into Drive A:"
>this
Pretty funny setup, but this was deliberately done as a joke because the A: and B: drives are reserved for floppy diskette use for legacy compatibility reasons.
>>713889209
>the future
>>713890406
I was 15 at the time and it was the " family " pc even though i was the only one that used it however when my stepdad would go away to visit his daughters across the country i would take it to lans.
>>713890896
implying this is collage level
does anyone have the website post about Linux and the Soviet hacker Linyos Torvaldos?
>>713888564
I despise eBayers who do this shit.
>>713889325
/thread
>>713890908
You caught me samefagging
>>713888667
Those last two pics are physically painful to me.
>>713888604
I dunno. I think it's kinda pretty that way.
>>713887955
>>713891089
XXXDDDDDD
>>713887955
10/10 Hello World program
>>713890804
Terrible implementation even if that were true.
>>713890987
I feel like we're learning a lot about you today anon
can someone explain why the fuck my computer still works after 4 blue screens
>>713890993
The picture of the guy holding a diploma and a grad cap on would imply this is college level
>>713888754
Honestly with some additional cutting it would still work fine in a normal 16x slot just at 4x speeds. I've actually cut a lot of PCIe cards down to 4x and 8x connectors to fit into older Dell servers
>>713888777
Thermal conductivity gel?
>>713890348
Poor indentation 0/10
>>713890576
>Thinkpad
>IBM
pick one..
also widely regarded as best laptops for professional use. you sound like a typical mac user.
>>713891246
You probably just have a hardware problem you double nigger.
It'll still work just fuck up once in awhile.
>>713888729
i just don't know why
>>713890554
But imagine a whole program coded by this guy
>>713888604
Denver airport? Those pillars look so familiar.
>>713891246
It may help if you killed yourself?
>>713888315
Knife is cringe, mask is cringe, Moster/COD coozie is cringe, but the only tech cringe is the wallpaper and the unaesthetic mouse.
I'll pretend that it's just a cool rich 13-year-old who'll mature in a few years.
>>713891308
the thinkpad line was bought by Lenovo at some point. I'm currently on an IBM Thinkpad x61t
>>713890671
She's pretty attractive physically at least imo.
>>713891331
you mean koded?
>>713891352
>>713891321
thing is only 2 years old
>>713891542
still a shallow bimbo, you can do better anon, anyone can
>>713890586
It was designed to charge capacitors in itself by absorbing "high range" current waves rather than pushing them off into the Ground like most circuits. Since power fluctuates on a sinusoids curve, it was thought this could change electricity use to 100% efficiency.
In reality, it did fucking nothing, since as any first year electrician or even hobbyist could tell you, those wave fluctuations have very, VERY little impact on amperage or wattage to the point that just having that thing plugged in and "taking current" into the system series results in HIGHER power usage, capacitors or no capacitors.
>>713891427
Considering the Guy Fawkes mask, the person who owns that computer probably is an adult.
>>713891622
was gonna help then i see furry porn.. you are on your own
>>713888315
I'll bet anyone fiddy bucks this guy uses the word redpill a lot.
His 1TB media HD has folders like:
REDPILLBOOKS
REDPILLMOVIES
>>713891447
Thinkpad was made by IBM like 12 years ago.. try being relevant
>>713890348
I would like to see this guy write his test cases for numbers 0 < x < 250 000.000
>>713891641
>catches waves of electricity that leak out
>puts those waves into capacitors
>capacitors feed the energy collected back into the grid
Makes perfect sense to me.
>>713887955
I'm too stupid to understand the joke.
>>713889325
This closely resembles Donald Trump's computer display settings. I guarantee it.
>>713891743
i will stop. i have my coding projects on here
is thread kill?
>>713888777
>Adding insult to injury with the bent pins
>>713891834
Dude, there are free services you can push your code to nowadays
no reason to have all of your shit on a single local device
>>713889068
Gaytor von faggot face
>>713891834
you plugged in some shit lately? USB speakers or some other random crap?
>>713891903
this code, is well, it may be a virus or not
>>713889281
>MAC lock your router.
>change wifi password to a new sex act every day.
>She wants the code, she must perform it.
>????
>PROFIT!
>>713891803
Not stupid, just uninformed on the topic.
Any who has used a *nix OS can understand why this is funny.
>>713891803
She is doing it for product placement she doesn't know anything. she doesn't know the proper commands she keeps needing them up... and she's on a Mac.. and she's a.. well.. she.
>>713891622
So that doesn't mean something couldn't be fucked up.
>>713891272
A sticker
>mfw
>>713892163
Doing gods work, but honestly there's a /g/ thread like this every week if not every day.
>>713888315
I just tried using ctrl + - to get back to the comment that linked me to here. Maybe I should find a way to emulate those VS keybinds in my browser.
Anyway. I was looking at assembla at work today and the last git commit that wasn't me was on 11/7.
>>713888604
whats this supposed to be
>>713892147
>def move
>doesn't erase previous position
>>713891637
>Anyone can do better than a Victoria secrets model
You got some high hopes anon
>>713892340
BSOD
how are you /b/tards so technically illiterate?
>>713890430
I don't get it. Can you explain?
>>713889204
>ive never played anything that required very slight movement ever
>or in a group
>or maybe combined
>like a mario party mini game
fucking retard
>>713891644
Uhm, no. Some local IT seller also sell the anonomouse masks in their network shelves. Basically 15 year old hackers buy them.
>>713889325
I see the cringe
Quad core processor, 512MB RAM
>>713889629
This isn't cringe. This is 100% truth.
Who would seriously buy ANY of the Walmart prebuilts? They ARE less than literal garbage and about as well made. Some Targets or whatever will have a higher end Asus sometimes, but unless it really is just going to be a Facebook machine, a trustworthy person would advise strongly against any of their garbage (hell, most of us would offer to build them one, just bring us the parts).
>>713888493
If this was on a ylyl thread, I would've lost.
It's an intentional joke, not cringe material.
>>713891644
They're sold at Hot Topic, at least they were a few years ago.
>>713892358
Are you retarded? It's obviously tic-tac-toe.
>>713887955
IT'S LIKE THE MATRIX GUYZ!
>>713889868
oldfag <3
>>713888362
No wonder he is driving a peice of shit, spend all his money on over priced peices of shit.
>>713892525
I think the main problem is that the writer pushes apple products at the end of his essay, which price per performance is easily supbar, not so much these days, but back in 2008 that was the case.
>>713892525
I mean if he had argued against Walmart prebuilts just because they're generally shitty he would have a point. But his main beef seems to be computers in general that cost less than $1,000.
>>713892314
int a;
scanf("%d", a);
if (a > 0)
printf("%d\n", 0-a);
>did I do it right
>>713892034
Unix > Linux...
>>713892063
Oh damn! thanks, Anon.
>>713892833
Why do you think that? Curious.
>>713892314
lol that's actually clever
>>713892414
the original dude I'm not twelve
>>713892629
>tfw you're mom wouldn't let you watch the matrix cause it was rated r
>tfw you're too busy and never home to watch it now that you live on your own
>>713892972
I didn't say you were twelve, I implied that you were technically illiterate.
>>713890811
>1
>2
>3 4
I summon thee!
>>713893038
well I'm implying you're a faggot
>>713892986
I was 9 when I got to see the matrix. I remember being upset because I thought we were going to see mystery men.
>>713891308
The Thinkpad line is IBM's product, they just recently sold it's rights to Lenovo.
Also, they are not good computers. They are cheap, mass-produced computers that are available as a MASS deal for startups and firms that need a shitload of notebooks with just enough power to run Word, Excel and Powerpoint for office drones.
They're the laptop equivalent of those nameless black boxes you find in computer labs.
(To be fair though, they CAN be spec'd up, of course. But then, so can almost anything.)
>>713888250
i see those blue sharks in that container
>>713893109
>it's
die
>>713893108
a little faggot were you ?
>>713892986
I feel ya, I moved out before I was allowed to watch rated R movies. kek.
>>713893194
I was pretty dumb when I was nine, yes.
>>713891799
Yes. The concept makes sense to a laymen, which is why it was sold in infomercials.
The concept is actually retarded though. You just have to know a little about the science behind it to see why.
>>713888529
they're playing mario kart.
bet.
>>713891447
That's a lenovo. They bought the Thinkpad line in 2005.
>>713893097
> Not using Jurassic Island
What minor shitty demon are you trying to summon? You forgot the masterpiece in the series.
>>713893109
>The Thinkpad line is IBM's product, they just recently sold it's rights to Lenovo.
>recently
so 2005 is recent hardware wise now
>>713893282
Well my Thinkpad is plastered with IBM logos and doesn't have the fingerprint scanner bullshit that the lenovo x61ts have
>>713891447
Wait wtf?!?!
>>713888315
Is....is that mess of blocky white shit on the right a computer case?
What fucking case is that? It makes the Chinese bucktoothed box look positively beautiful by comparison.
>>713893108
I grew up homeschooled in a Christian family. My chances of seeing the matrix at 9 were about the same as my chances of not developing Aspergers
>>713889775
Tech here.
Actually it will corrode. Correct, not in a few hours, but it almost definitely will. Many symptoms of water damage form longer, and unpredictably, after contact.
>>713888250
that's like 10 min before it starts to get ice cold and you have to awkwardly get out
How u uze komputr i dun't kno hauw
>>713893220
You moved out at 16?
>>713890348
Too much cringe.
>>713893109
>recently
>12 years ago
pick one
computer in question not IBM no matter how much you tell us it is.
Thinkpads were for a long time only computers they accepted in space station, not that it means much. But is still preferred by pretty much everyone who knows their shit.
>>713893108
>mystery men
Holy shit I just remembered Mystery Men. Thank you for reminding me of this.
>>713893533
>Not putting the power cord in the water with you.
You retarded man? That way the cord doesn't over heat and your water stays nice and warm
>>713888808
Winter in my town
>>713893545
Yeah, emancipation is easy when your parents are crazy drug addicts and drunks.
>>713888808
I've seen CNC woodworking machines with control computers full of dust so thick you'd think the motherboards were dipped in Graham Cracker batter.
aw fuck I wish I saw this thread earlier
>>713893917
This image is a proven fake fyi.
>>713890348
What is you enter 110 which will be even, yet the program will claim its odd, correct? Because he listed only up to a 100 so since its not listed the program will believe its odd due to the else function correct?
>>713893917
end me
pls
>>713891246
Bluescreen is nothing but a Stop Error (similar to a kernel panic). They won't permanently damage your machine, in fact avoiding said damage is why they happen.
Try reseating all your memory and video card then run sfc.exe /scannow from an admin command prompt. Allow the command to "repair files" if it asks to.
>>713893979
Girls can still post anything and there will be at least ten people to pat them on the back for...existing, I guess.
>>713889775
Can't tell if baiting or not
>>713893866
I don't doubt that but idk if I could have lived on my own before 18 and even then I had barely enough cash for rent, utilities, gas, food, and my gf
You babies are so dramatic
>99% of people don't know this highly obscure thing i read about once, what is the world coming to, there should be an iq test to breed
>>713893979
Even the reactions?
>>713894217
Yes. The tweet doesn't exist.
>>713893917
>the code on the left is bad
>it's hacker code used to steal nude photos
Hearty kek
>>713893109
Astronauts are actualy using thinkpad laptops in the international Space station
>>713894250
Thanks anon. I was really about to end it all.
>>713894334
Who is that semen demon?
>>713894250
Shit now my good laugh feels hollow
>>713894288
>>713894438
Nvidia?
>>713894334
Tootie from the Camp Sherwood comic (I think)
>>713891031
I don't. If you're that autistic that you can't read, not even fine print, but MASSIVE CAPS LOCKED FUCKING LETTERS, you deserve nothing. Not even the box.
>>713894614
>>713894585
I got you dude.
>>713893305
>being this much of a newfag
>>713894792
I refuse to read this. Broke my heart the first time
>>713894022
thanks
>>713895180
I only have 32 Gigabytes of memory fuck my life
>>713894792
i fucking hate all women
>>713893917
return a>b ? a : b;
Fixed it for her
>>713895290
Bitch thats it, you need to get to the NSA ram memory its 640 gb per stick, so if your mobo can handle 1280gb of ram i would say get two, only if your mobo can recongize it, or you will waste your money.
>>713895418
what if a and b are equal? You're supposed to return 5.
>>713895344
I've never been so disappointed.
>>713895180
my gardevoir knows better than that
The worst is those faggots on VICELAND with that commercial showing fags that using tor is all you need to stay safe and showing people how to install it. Fuck
>>713895344
And this is why women should just raise the children and cook.
>>713895344
>i fucking hate all women
>no girl likes me
BETA FAGGOT DETECTED
>>713895559
return a==b? 5: a>b ? a : b;
>>713895952
I'm so glad I made you take the time to write that out.
>>713894792
I'm physically ill. There is not enough "REEEE" to explain my discontent.
>>713895945
No, I hate women because they're trash people. Not because of how they feel about me.
The same way you hate niggers but don't care that niggers don't like you either, you hate them for truly acceptable reasons, the way I hate women for truly acceptable reasons
>>713893409
Thermaltake Level 10. Original was several grand this is the cheap mass produced version.
Sad thing is I used to really want one. Still haven't found a good alternative to the ominous black boxes with glitzy lights.
>>713895344
Me too anon, me too
>>713895344
I'm lonely.
>>713892147
>weird granola yogurt shit
>starbucks coffee
>macbook
>programming in ruby
>using sublime
>>713889033
>Save $50.00
Fuck man they don't ever give a break do they?
>>713896975
Hey man, ruby is okay.
>>713893360
Lenovo bought the thinkpad name and the rights to the IBM logo for like 8 years
>>713897136
Ruby is fine usually but it's become the programming language of choice for hipsters
>>713894009
Thats the joke...
>>713888315
thats an old thermaltake level 10 GT case, i remember because its the comercial version of the original pure aluminim level 10 which they made only 300 units of and solf for around 1000$. this cut down plastic-y version sold for 250$
that screen is absolute horseshit btw
>>713888604
That's pretty cool I'd rather see that than whatever pretentious shit was supposed to be on there.
>>713892435
Don't white knight here day.
The only dick sucking you'll get around here is from traps
>>713897697
>>713896133
Hivemind
>>713887955
Funny cos you guys think you're so smart but the fact is that she outsmart yall niggas when it's just a product placement stunt and you did all they marketing work for her for free. Shit went viral and she's banking while you greasy nerds still sit in mom basement and think you got joke. The joke is on you lol
>>713888729
It hurts to see
>>713898189
>Everybody thinks she's stupid
>b-but she makes money looking like a retard s-s-so it's ok guise
>>713898189
Why are you typing like a black person?
>>713894645
Why is he even selling the box?
>I'm going to sell a cardboard box so that it visually looks like a product
>It's not my fault people can't read, I'm just trying to scam people with a legal technicality
People should read, but the only reason he's doing this is to trick gullible people. Don't pretend like that's not what's going on.
>>713888667
those are ventilation holes nothing wrong with this pic
>>713890811
Stewart.
>>713887955
I fucking kek'd so hard!
>>713891331
This is basically how code thats farmed to india looks. Sure, it works, but at what cost.
>>713898179
indeed..i used to want one too but then i grew out of it.
nowadays my favorite case is the zalman t5 lol
very cheap, not too big, has the basic important stuff and no lighting whatsoever.
money should go into what really matters - the hardware
>>713891031
Caveat Emptor
>>713888250
dude my bro has a 2nd ps3 dedicated for his bathroom and a TV in the bathroom on a TV mount at eye level. this doesn't phase me.
I would do something like this if I had a proper hottub and not just a tub.
>>713891799
>>713891799
>>capacitors feed the energy collected back into the grid
Last past doesn't make sense. You cant feed electricity back into the grid. Or am I missing something?
>>713894772
The list of screen types is almost just as funny.
>TV - Plasma - LCD - HDTV - Overhead Projectors
You know, all the different screens. Too many people are getting TVs nowadays when LCD is the way to go.
>>713890586
It blocks the other outlet stopping you from plugging something in and using power.
>>713893917
a<b and b<a? can never be too careful, thanks Karls!
>>713895344
you're lucky to hate only all women,
i hate everything that exists.
>>713898819
no, you aren't. thats why its shit. come on man dont try to make sense out of it, its like those things you have for cars that you plug into the cicarette lighter socket and it 'saves fuel'. its horseshit, just pure snake oil salesman kind of horseshit.
facepalm and move on already
Op here, I'm going to bed, thanks 4 the laughs.
>>713899024
then kill yourself already you miserable angsty faggot
>>713889116
I like pizza
>>713899212
Night dude this thread was fun :)
>>713889569
this reaction pic made me laugh harder than the pic itself
>>713889515
ikr
>>713888729
Looks fine to me? What's the problem here?
>>713896975
whats wrong with sublime?
>>713890811
this was actually a good game. didn't have a save system so I never beat it till I was older and learned about emulators/save states.
>>713890811
I think this is it. Only saw the thumbnail while uploading cuz on phone and lazy
