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>>713842987
>>713842987
>>713842987
That traffic light crushing the cyclist, then setting the place on fire
bump
>>713844471
Fuck you.
>>713843048
kek
>>713846263
why
Can someone post the sid the sloth one?
>>713842987
>That poor fucking sod cycling for his life getting literally hammered into the ground by the signpost
Kudos, Satan
>>713846690
He's an autistic contrarian that pretends to be outraged by animal abuse but has no problem with humans dying
>>713847268
Story?
Looks like he has blood on his hands.
>>713846864
Let's find this nigger and kill his parents then burn him
>>713842987
Directed by Michael Bay
Can anyone please post that picture where worms are eating out some old guy's eyes?
>>713847432
calm down there, friend
let's keep the edge limited to gifs & webms, ok?
>>713844665
>>713846026
>>713842987
OH SHIT
That fucking dude on the bicycle tho!!!!
Not him, the other one. Fuck that's like something out of a movie scene. This needs to be the new golden standard for rekt threads. It's like a fucking action movie.
>>713842987
Damn, does the cyclists head come off when hes hit or is it just the shitty camera?
>>713847525
fucking niggers!
>>713844513
Fucking legend.
>>713843451
and...?
>>713848010
Pretty sweet
>>713844513
Sick. I bet this guy gets mad puss
>>713847242
*halo announcer voice* Triple Kill
>>713848226
whats he spraying them with?
>>713842987
rare sight of my girlfriend driving
>>713844410
>filename
>>713847371
Random fall guy. setting up the scene for the cops. so it's open and shut.
Even in the US, perception is reality and police dont' give a shit as long as they can pretend they did their job.
>>713848420
Windex
>>713847525
I would run over a bunch of niggers jumping out of bush too.
>>713848420
>>713847371
he was caught red handed
>>713848844
Kek'd and check'd
>>713844837
>4
Story?
>>713848680
kek
>>713842987
Fucking lost hahahahah that guy getting hammered like hes a nail with that post
>>713848420
Nerf gas
>>713844837
lol
>>713847525
I would have done the same thing. Stopping a lone vehicle at night is a highwayman's (robber's) most classic ruse. Fuck those stupid idiots. They pretty much committed suicide there. No sympathy for that shit. You don't run out in front of a car on the interstate at night and expect it to stop for you.
>>713842987
holy fucking shit. I've seen that guy on a bike only after third watch. God damn his luck is a massive horse shit.
>>713844513
lol, sure it pissed the quadcopter guy off but it was deserved for flying it in a Renaissance fair
>>713849178
saw that too. He had so much time to get away yet he got destroyed.
>>713848226
What the hell is this? Where did this happen?
>>713848977
trying too hard, edgelord
>>713848443
Good, I hope that fucking thief died in agony on that floor thinking about what he did.
>>713849583
No no, i really laughed out loud.
>>713849269
this is fucked up
>>713849588
make que wall grat again...
Hey but they are saying that trump is not anti-system is Zionist like all ...
http://www.taringa.net/posts/noticias/19680048/Trump-nombro-a-un-judio-como-secretario-de-tesoro-de-EEUU.html
>>713849804
It is
>>713843373
>dat filename
Did the guy not give her the old lickaroo?
>>713848861
He should have known better. Truck drivers are blind below the angle of their hood. There was no way the truck driver could have known unless he had been staring at the guy the whole time.
>>713843674
they are ok
>>713846690
>>713844471
>>713846864
I think the niggers are not punishment enough? ... I think they deserve a little more immigration
>>713847531
There is always something off about this ISIS videos. blood looks like paint and the videos are too well edited for such sand niggers
>>713850443
Quiet, Northkorea or the Russians will destroy them ..
>>713844513
What a faggot. He would have paid for it or I would have sued his idiot ass
>>713848375
That thing was only like 20 feet off the ground. the wide angle lens just makes it look like it's farther away than it is. They aren't fast. They're not hard to take down if you have a rock or anything to throw at it.
>>713849352
You can see all their cars right there next to them. By your logic shouldn't someone be setting them all on fire or smashing them with a stick to keep the ambiance?
>>713844513
top kek
>>713850689
yea
>>713850013
wtf?
>>713850013
damn, that guy on the black car had his own kek right there
>>713847333
nice trips
>>713850777
OK, tough guy. Identify him.
>h-he was the one in the c-costume officer
>Do you have a permit to be flying your toy here anon?
>n-no this is America. I dont need one. And it's not a toy, it's a personal radio operated quadcopter
>>713849848
didn't see the motorcycle at first
>>713847268
Damn that one hurt me. Damn.
>>713851410
That's in Rio in Brazil. The entire country is infested with those black as shit niggers who literally make their living as thieves.
Tourists from wealthy countries are the easiest prey, since they're like little babies usually in their understanding of the mentality of other people. They are predators who specialize on prey on the week. and they are not just in Brazil.
>>713851500
Dude, are you that disconnected? The person flying the copter was probably right there in that crowd, taking some pictures. What the fuck is wrong with you? You act like if someone pulled their phone out it would be ok to smash it on the ground because you're a goddamned autistic fag who likes to play pretend a little too much.
>>713851739
story?
>>713842987
I love how none of them turn to the right or left, they just keep going straight knowing the truck is right behind them. they deserved it
>>713851874
sombodys butthurt
>>713851739
>religion of peace
>>713851911
Religion of peace
>>713843615
the way his arms and hands went is called decorticate posturing — the first bullet shredded both hemispheres of the brain straight through the corpus callosum
>>713843421
I always want to visit Asia, and thanks to 4chan I know that if I go there I should never use the escalators or elevators
>>713851739
looks like a muslim guy
fuck muslims
>>713852040
I just feel sorry for the guy just wanting to take some pictures of the fair, and then this literal man-child to break his camera. It's unacceptable behavior.
>>713843615
I remember this, the guy that died slept with the murderers wife or something
>>713851739
Welcome to Sweden.
>>713851911
http://www.bestgore.com/beheading/girl-throat-slit-chechen-man-forest/
>>713850689
well, they still had to buy one... so capitalism wins?
>>713850013
Remind me to never go to China
>>713847268
dude was caught red handed
>>713847531
This is one of the worst ones i've seen in years. fuck.
>>713846864
>loser sitting in his parents basement
>>713849338
Lolololol
>>713842987
the man who gets crushed by the pole, somebody must really hate that man...
>>713852302
thanks anon
>>713847026
animals dont know whats going on, unless theyre killing a human, you shouldnt kill them, which is the same rule when it comes to humans pretty much. dont be a faggot. no one freaks out over a video of a hunter shooting an elephant, but torturing household pets is fucked up.
>>713843221
Nigger mexicant shoots himself with starter pistol
>>713851874
shhhhhhh
>>713847525
lol
>im running in the middle of the street so when I hold my hands up, that means you have to stop
>>713847333
>play GTA
>lmao easy i can do that IRL
>>713848010
over population of dogs solution??? probs not
>>713852160
are you, like a doctor or something?
absent any apparent trauma, which is worse, decorticate posturing or decerebrate posturing?
>>713847703
>dude are you ok?
>>713849003
I wouldve punches him in the face while he was loading :(
>>713851874
You're not supposed to fly them over crowds and if they were told to stop flying they should have. This isn't people attacking technology because it's ruining the mood, it's people breaking a man child's toy because he never learned that there were rules.
>>713848420
silly string
>>713848010
If that was you and you let the snake eat the puppy i hope you fall down the stairs, split your head in half and die painfully.
>>713842987
that was fucking brutal, GG
>>713847268
hi point pistol. Fucking Niggers
>>713851637
lmfao i would carry some brass knuckles, bing bang boom, with some situational awareness I'd be the one loothing their bodies. Skinny fucks probably dont have shit for muscle
>>713852609
This.
Death is one thing. It's natural. A final fulfillment of life and a recycling of nature. Every serious historical government, society, and religion has accepted death as punishment and as a course of life. Death is part of life.
Torture is evil and unnatural and is the sign of a broken mind that should be mercifully extinguished to prevent further harm to others.
Torture can never be morally justified, and is the final bastion of the insane desire to control the uncontrollable. There should be severe criminal penalties, as the people who do it are dangerous to all around them.
>>713842987
no way this can be real
>>713847531
Oh, he got rocked, Mike!
>>713842987
Oh man, that Guy gets Crushed by the Street Light
>>713853202
Completely agree. There are rules in place because retards can't fly them properly. Been flying RC planes, helis and quads for 15 years. All these dickheads with spare cash and no common sense ruin it for the rest of us. Add to that we have insurance to cover us and they don't.
>>713853202
He wasn't flying it over the crowd, he was obviously outside the circle of people. And as for rules, you're just assuming that shit.
The manchildren are obviously the fucking idiots in renaissance clothes, having a blast playing pretend.
>>713842987
This needs some music to go with it
>>713843221
if you're going to be dumb you gotta be tough
>>713843674
honestly not even the drivers fault, more the parents faul
>>713853488
Like I said, they go after weak prey. Notice they target fat and old people and women. If you're out there looking like you're ready to whip some ass, you probably won't even see one, lol
>>713849588
dubs of Hitler checked
>mfw
>being shot doesnt even hurt that much
>body goes into shock before you even know what happened
>being stabbed is extremely painful
>skin nerves in skin reacts much more sensitively
>the guys bleeding out from slashing wounds died far greater painful deaths
he got off easy
>>713844471
so much better with running in the 90´s
>>713853786
Damn straight
>>713849338
This asshole has no idea how to ride. (1) If he was going slow enough that he needed steer into the corner and counterweight rather than countersteer and lean into the corner, then he was going fucking slow enough to have stopped, and (2) you can still counterweight yourself on the bike without throwing your fucking head out like this.
>>713853605
How do they ruin it for the rest of us? He was literally doing nothing wrong when some idiot throws a spear at it.
It doesn't matter how long you've been flying. What was the guy doing at that moment that warranted getting his shit destroyed? How would you like it if someone did that to you?
It's mean and unwarranted.
>>713842987
That was a masterpiece of an accident
>>713854111
Fuck China and Southeast Asia so hard.
>>713852609
cmon man animals are dumb as fuck, we can do what we want with them
>>713842987
"Im a truck! Im a truuuuck! Fuck you! Im a truuuuuck!"
>>713852191
Just don't go to Asia period
Everything there is purposely designed to kill people
>>713854215
right back at you, low-class nobody that means nothing to me whether you live or die
See how that works? You're just as much an animal, and I see you as dumb and less than me, so by your logic, it's ok for me to do what I want with you, right? RIGHT?
>>713851410
Niggers gonna Nig
>>713851739
story?
>>713844665
first thing I heard was the tick noise when an RPG hits your apponent without exploding in battlefield
>>713854215
So, then you don't mind if I slice you up, tie you down and eat the brains out of your skull while you watch in a mirror right?
>>713854153
Did you know Johnny Cab, who was voiced by Robert Picardo, was actually meant emulate his real-life appearance as well? Apparently he and some special effects or makeup artist guy that was responsible for this were friends.
>>713853746
on the bright side, she isn't in prison....yet
>>713854520
Thx anon, it's the small things like this that make me keep coming back here.
>>713854395
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>>713852302
>>713854010
thats fucked up, but at least they died together holding hands
>>713854111
well what the fuck was she doing?
>>713854675
Oh, oh, oh and that very hurt. And that really did hurt.
>>713854379
nuke all africa please!
>>713854823
damn gay ass rock
>>713851874
Why sound like such a pussy? Buck up faggot
>>713854726
Husband survived apparently
Plus, only the wife's corpse is shown at the end
>>713847703
holy fuck is his jaw sitll moving? creepy
>>713842987
Fucking lol. The guy on the bicycle, instead of turning and cycling out of the path of the truck, he tries to out run it and gets fucking nailed by that post, unlucky mate.
>>713850406
kamikaze training?
>>713855054
Who's the pussy? You'd be upset too if someone broke your shit just because they decided they didn't like the way it looked at that moment.
I'm just trying to be reasonable and I don't think destroying that thing was reasonable. If there was some history there, maybe, sure, but it looked like one single dude in the crowd got a hardon for that thing like a literal manchild and decided to destroy someone else property.
I see it no different than if someone walked up and smashed a phone out of your hand.
>>713848420
Old Brut
>>713842987
GOT FUCKING POSTED!
>>713843289
:^)
>>713855150
He was probably still alive at that moment, but in shock since it looked like his brain and brain-stem were still intact and it was just his face got blown off.
>>713851356
Extra crispy nigger, just how I like it.
>>713850689
I'm surprised they haven't chopped up that fat fuck in the bowling shirt yet.
>>713854361
i said its ok to do this to non-human animals, if you think we have the same value as a dumb dog you have a problem
>>713854775
>Asian
>>713854726
Watch it again. You can see the husband sitting about ten feet away from his wife's corpse.
He looks almost unharmed.
>>713854479
i said the humans can do what they want to animals not to another humans, do u even know how to read?
>>713851081
That's one way to stop shoplifting
>>713852757
when are people gonna learn just how powerful heavy machinery is and how easy it is to get killed by it?
>>713855523
If you think humans are not animals exactly like every other mammal or that humans all have the same value then you're retarded.
>>713848420
febreze
>>713855647
Humans are animals you dimwit. they are animals almost exactly like every other mammal.
>>713855224
context is majority of a story you daft coont
link goes to story of bill murray destroying a phone
http://sfist.com/2016/02/12/bill_murray_shrugs_pays_for_fans_ph.php
>>713854775
casually walking on a heavily trafficked road
>>713850013
>Yellow lives matter
>>713848861
speedbump
>>713854845
Oh, oh, oh and that very hurt. And that really did hurt.
>>713855682
People already know. That is just natural selection. Impulsive and rash + heavy machinery is not a good combination.
>>713850013
Everyone in that webm is a piece of shit. Actually everyone in China is a piece of shit
>>713854347
this
asia is worst country
>>713854267
so is his skin his body's lunge or what?
>>713855785
Oh, oh, oh and that very hurt. And that really did hurt.
>>713848010
i'm pretty sure the dog survived
>>713855705
i dont think all humans have the same value, but its obv any human have so much value than a "piece of meat which moves" such a dog or a cat
>>713854943
Hey fag, White people live there too. Let them leave first then nuke it.
>>713854347
Living in asia, can confirm. I design the shits that kill people.
>>713852191
why would you want to visit asia... literally the worlds shithole
>>713855791
>http://sfist.com/2016/02/12/bill_murray_shrugs_pays_for_fans_ph.php
Like I said in my first fucking post, he would have paid for it or I would have sued. Bill Murray knows how the world works and paid for their phones.
You can play a chimp all you want if you can afford it. Bill Murray could buy a hundred of those phones without even flinching. Whereas that nigger throwing the spear probably just did it for fun and then hid like a coward.
>>713843421
>a video of a video of a video
>>713855990
Hey fuckface, I'm a chinese and I own a country there.
>>713851637
>prey on the week
>>713856013
You mispelled Africa
>>713855983
Humans have the exact same physiology as cats and dogs and every other mammal, moron. They have the same senses and emotions just different degrees of the same, just like among humans some are retarded and others much better than anyone else.
Maybe those people should cull the rest of us, by your logic, since we're just animals.
>>713844513
WHAT HO IS THIS WITCHERY!?!?
>>713844513
>LOOK MAH AH KILLED THE SORCERUR MAGIC BIRD THAT WAS ATTACKING THE VILLASH
>>713854111
They really hate jaywalkers in them asias
>>713856489
classic
>>713848917
cumming while asphyxiating is pretty good i heard
>>713856489
This brings me back. Downloaded it on Kazaa titles "fuck you nigger". Had no clue what I was going to see.
>>713853786
great work detective
>>713853035
Fucking story?
>>713848138
the cock went bang?
>>713844471
Niggers bro not animals that cant help themselves
>>713856078
What a tough guy you are. I doubt you could even buy a drone with the allowance mommy gives you.
>>713842987
seriously tho fuck truck drivers
>>713856742
dumb niggers lol
>>713847531
that shit looks fake
>>713847914
>deja_vu.mp3
>>713856246
I have yet to see a dog work a keyboard.
>>713847108
Serves them right. Fucking spaniards.
>>713842987
I wonder if he felt getting hit by the post then set on fire then immediately ran. All in ~2 seconds.
>>713856860
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b9f_1384979542
>>713847819
probably just his helmet
i just want you to know there's animal cruelty in this gif
>>713852345
Underrated kek
>>713843048
Did he get dead?
>>713856898
A tough guy? Nigger you're fucking retarded. I don't even know what you're talking about you pretentious toad.
apparently you're a manchild who thinks its fine to break other people's shit with impunity. Grow up. People come to blows over less, I'm just trying to be reasonable and you niggers crawl out of the woodwork to support barbarism.
>>713842987
Holy fuck that one guy got fuckin pegged by that street light. Thats some Final destination shit
>>713844837
Anyone know the story behind this?
>>713857081
Probably. Looks like it didn't hit his head, probably shoulder down through the middle. It's possible he felt the entire event. Of course shock probably set in, but still... that's a pretty bad day.
>>713857234
careful, you might trigger some people who won't even look at the gif
>>713848420
Liquid ass
>>713856441
kek
>>713843221
WHYYYYY
>>713848420
most likely OC
>>713857837
Retarded wannabe rapper trying to get famous
>>713852885
Awesome. Fuck sandniggers
>>713843131
How it feels to chew 5 Gum
>>713847531
ALLAH AKBAR!
>>713853321
Jesus, will you calm the fuck down. You give no shits about people dying but get all butthurt over animals killing other animals, as IS THEIR NATURE. You fucking faggot. Eat some razor blades.
I love it when a rekt thread begins with a cyclist being killed by a crazy truck driver that is later set ablaze. Fucking metal
>>713858173
They could have easily made it, Easily, but no, instead the big kid stops in the middle of the fucking road, stopping the other little kid and killing both of them.
Pisses me off to see preventable tragedies.
>>713842987
Dude that gets karate chopped by the sign. Holy fuck
>>713848662
Fuck you fag
>>713846673
They worked at a Samsung Note 7 factory
>>713854379
The real price of the slave trade is now having to deal with subhumans in our countries. Should have left them to their huts.
>>713857131
That must hurt like a motherfucker. like I know getting shot hurts like hell anyway, but holy shit right there
>>713853321
bait
fish
>>713858534
I THINK only one of them died, got no source on that though
>>713858558
The fuck did I do?
>>713851896
i feel so bad for the guy, he fought to the end against a sneak attack with a gun
>>713851637
signs are in spanish, not portuguese
>>713846673
Dat nerve gas factory explosion.
>>713858590
yes because samsung has factories dedicated to only making one model of phone
>>713856777
Trips say shut the gate.
>>713843615
>talking shit to tthe guy after headshot
>you're doing it wrong
>>713847108
Literally the dumbest people on earth.
>>713858512
>look both ways before crossing the street
>>713858897
No they aren't
>>713847268
"Aw come on man, it was just a prank, do you really have to shoot me? You do? Alright, fine, I guess I'll just sit here then. Lemme just sort get comfortable here and look like I'm waiting for the bus instead of about to get shot in the face in a brutal gangland murder."
>>713851410
Niggers nigging
>>713854124
Fucking asswipe, flying a shitty drone over any group is also mean and unwarranted.
Well deserved hand axe
>>713856078
i highly doubt sca would permit a buzzer at an event; this putz decided to not care, be obnoxius/press the issue, and paid for it. context is important.
>>713846026
Scarface?
>>713851410
Welcome to Brazil where justice defends the villain.
