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can u please
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztZI2aLQ9Sw
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thanks for making fur great again, trump
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>>713733858
hey sup bby
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>>713734777
Not much. Chillin and waiting to embrace the finality of death.
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>>713734887
>Chillin and waiting to embrace the finality of death.
take me with you
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>>713734887
why are you waiting
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I'd rather stay alive for cock.
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>>713735030
We'll do one of those murder-suicide things

>>713735308
Makes the inevitable conclusion all the more sweet.
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>>713735480
Who gets to be the murderer?
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>>713735582
Dunno, we can flip a coin or something for it
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Is it murder or assisted suicide at that point?
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>>713736064
We'll make it as murdery as possible, makes for a better narrative
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>>713736385
Analysis. Why do you want to make a better narrative?
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>>713736469
Because if you do something you might as well make it good.
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I'll do the murdering
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>>713736727
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it's katia, run away
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>>713737182
whats up?
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>>713736727
this is an actual fear of mine
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>>713737345
am I that scary?
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>>713737292
minecraft out of boredom
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i went away for a bit and the thread died, what gives?
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>>713737396
Terrifying
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YOU MISSED THE REFERENCE
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>>713737481
its alright I already know where you live.
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>>713737411
oh no

>>713737495
It's 5am
I miss everything, I have the accuracy of a stormtrooper right now
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>>713737585
THAT IS WHY IT'S SCARY
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>>713737671
why
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>>713737744
No reason, I just wanted to annoy you
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But Stormtroopers have high accuracy. If you remember on Tatooine the Jawa sandcrawler? Obi Wan comments that the blast points are way too accurate for Sand People. So either the Sand People are the literal worst, or, more likely, Stormtroopers are highly skilled soldiers.
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>>713734712
Fighting cancer with cancer? Interesting.

And you only posted like ten images!

At least you tried!
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>>713738077
Sand People are pretty awful, but Stormtroopers reputation clearly doesn't hold up given their worthlessness through the rest of the movies.
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>>713737965
you've succeeded only slightly.
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>>713738412
Well that's fine

It's about efficiency. I managed to get a small reaction out of 4 letters and a space bar.
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'member tatooine
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>>713738542
fair enough
can you entertain me then
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>>713733660
No furfags on my watch! This is a bald chick thread now.
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I 'member
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>>713738687
I can't even entertain myself, or I probably wouldn't be engaging in murder-suicides with Kissu
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Whats with the /v/ girl?
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>>713738948
omg useless
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Remember to sage this garbage, everyone
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You niggers need Christ(chan)!
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>>713739489
entertain me
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>>713739596
For a second I read that as Chris-chan

I heard he hasn't died from his infection. Frankly I am amazed.
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>>713739602
I can only do that with food or sex
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>>713739740
He can't die, his selling-out saga hasn't ended yet!
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>>713739831
I am not sure I trust you with either

>>713739866
He will die if he keeps doing incredibly dumb shit like this.
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I want to come so bad
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>>713740001
He is in the process of being evicted, so he might have a crazy homeless dude saga before he goes.
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>>713740001
i make food for my job nigguh
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>>713740094
>He is in the process of being evicted
Wait seriously? I hadn't heard that. It just gets worse and worse.

>>713740144
Yeah, so did I when I worked for KFC. I was a kitchenhand, I never even touched a register.

I still can't cook for shit and clearly I am a representative for the entire human race, so neither can you.
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>>713740294
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMVaxFmeJE0
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>>713740294
I am a great cook tho
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you faggots who like this shit are such fucking losers i swear
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Oh shit I have to see the dietitian today. I am expecting that look of disappointment when she finds out how bad the crap I eat is

>>713740510
Cook me something.
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How shall we deal with the furfag problemo?
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>>713740637
I make really good egg sandwiches
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>>713740683
I don't like egg

I am a terribly picky eater
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>>713740771
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I think the best thing to do is use these fags IP addresses to send them some fun stuff. you up for a phishing trip anon?
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>>713741104
dammit
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its fucking egg

how do you even survive
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>>713741202
fight me faggot irl see what happens
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so do u guys just fuck your pets or do the pets do the fucking?
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>>713741270
What? Egg is shit, unless you're using it to make a cake or something.

>how do you even survive
I eat food that isn't fuckin egg

>>713741202
>2016
>not using a VPN
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>>713741452
its EGGS how the fuck do you not eat eggs they're in literally everything

are you 12? what exactly do you call good nutrition without eggs?
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>>713741104
Eat my eggs for breakfast.
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fur faggots? hear me!!! quit fucking your rodents and canines and felines and any other fucked up animal you have traumatized and listen! U are all little bitches who choose the dumbest thread possible where u all fuck animals and talk creep shit. wtf
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>>713741784
yeeeeaaahhh no

on a related note I caught a guineafowl this morning that will make good eats soon
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>>713741654
They're only in everything if you add them to everything like some fucking egg fetishist.

>what exactly do you call good nutrition without eggs?
Just have some variety. Fruits, veggies, meat, dairy etc.
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>>713742137
I am not entirely sure what that is, but it sounds good.
I like most poultry though. How are you today?
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>>713742175
but not the basic easiest tastiest protein and cholesterol source possible. amazing.
>>713742302
meh about to head out
im actually really late but i just dont care
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>>713742589
>tastiest

yeah nah
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>>713742589
Oh, what for? I assume I will get no answer to that so regardless try to enjoy yourself.
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ado
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Istill prefere trump over furrys. He's at least renaisance art technichally perfekt.
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DID SOMEONE SAY DESU?
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Nope
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>>713743055
I think I heard Desu
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>>713743182
Must be mistaken
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nice
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>>713743751
Fuck off nigger. It's Desu time.
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wow I havent been to 4chan before why are there dead people?!
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eggs in pad thai
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>>713744259
they aren't dead they're just sleeping
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He sure do wants your number
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Anyone into ass to mouth? Stories?
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>>713744626
oh not you again
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>Posting furries in a spiderman thread
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y u furrrries mu fucka eat mom cock y fuling bob
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furrie thread,...
and i dont like it
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omg
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omg
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>come back to computer
>forgot to stop youtube
>this is on

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXWk-aInsow
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why are you autoplaying on youtube anyways
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not trying to be rude but that's just always turned out to be awful

how are you by the way
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