Help me / b /. I really want to have sex with my mother, but I do not know how. She is 37, maybe 8/10 body and a very beautifull person. She has been single since my father left with another woman 6 years ago. I've had this fantasy for two years, but I'm really tired to just spy or take a shower or masturbate thinking about her. I need an advice. Please give me an advice /b/
Go to a psychologist
>>713730301
Have fun ruining your life bro
>>713730397
Ah come on... I'm serious
>>713730474
Why would I rouin my life?
>>713730301
Wow out of all the people of 4chan. You're the sickest fuck of 'em all.
>>713730301
You need help.
>very beautifull person.
>beautifull person.
>beautifull
this child wants to have sex with his mom, 4chan what have you done?
>>713730706
>>713730852
Ok I thought you were going to help me /b/
>>713731161
That thought was retarded
>>713730301
cummin inside her will be the best feeling ever (if she is pretty) dont give up and dont listen to wincest haters
>>713731640
Thank you. Yes she is
post some pics
>>713732070
Yeah sure. Wait there.
>>713730301
>Jewdenkaiba
motherfucker needs to have both hands chopped off
>>713730301
show picture of her
>>713730301
Let her catch you jerking off
Is ur peen big
>>713732723
I never thinked about that.. But it sounds embarrasing, I don't know.
My pp is normal
>>713730301
Wait how old are you?
If you want your mom to be really into you, knock up some junky broad, and take custody of the kid. Your mom can play grandma (moms loving being grandma) and bitches love loyal fathers.
>>713733395
I'm 19, and that's not a good idea...
>>713733637
What do you mean? Its fool proof, and if shit falls apart between you and your mom if you a chick magnet
>>713730301
Get help, don't act on these desires
>>713730301
Got you OP
>Ask mom he she wants to have sex
>She says no
>You an hero out of embarrassment
>PROFIT?
what the fuck has happened to /b/, these replies are shit
anyway OP your best bet is probably to just drug her somehow... and make sure to use a condom
>>713730301
Just get her passed out drunk and get it in.
Don't pull out
Never tell your brother/son you're his brother/dad
post pics op and we might help
>>713735001
This is the best advice... We usually drink and watch movies some weekends at home when we don't hang out... I think it's a long process, but I'll try that.
God I think I'm in love
pics OP, let's see this cougar
>all of the new/moralfags
Wow. This is fucking tame. It's just incest.
I'm really disappointed.
/b/ has changed.
Slip some nyquil in her pussy and go to town
>>713735861
No shit. I'm ready to migrate down south again
OP, just be honest with her. Even if she says no.
>holy shit I sound like a fucking normie.
>>713730301
>dew it faggot!
>>713730706
you really don't know where your are at do you.
>pic of you
>>713731161
Not your army. fuck off faggot.
>>713730301
Lets see some pics OP you wanted advice you got it
PICS DAMN YOU!
>>713736830
agree
OP tits or gtfo
Well i remember having a similar faze when i was a kid, but i just grew out of it.
Did she ever show any kind of interest in you sexually, and is she an open person?
>>713730301
Try inversion therapy
>>713730301
Delete your dirty pics
Stop fapping
Get an upgrade life
And then, only then
Both of your urges will make it happens, and it won't be weird because you have the flux of life
Now you're just a weirdo with bad fap ideas
Let's get some ss goinh
>>713737445
Also stop playing undertale
>>713737709
I don't even start it
But I bought it on black friday
Now I know what i'm gonna do tomorrow
>>713737697
>>713737697
>>713738125
>>713738168
>>713738216
>>713735123
sounds like the best and easiest option
>>713738255
Depends on her personality.
Do you two talk a lot? Are you close? Do you tell her about your problems? Does she tell you about her problems? If not, first try to get closer with her. Star asking her on a daily basis how she is, and tell her about your problems as well (but try to stick with her talking. this is very important. She is the one that must do most of the talk).
If you two are close (and this is easiest if you are a single child or the only child staying with her).... then just open up to her. Talk to her and tell her how you feel about her.
I'm talking from personal experience btw.
>>713738340
>>713738263
That's not mother and son hentai, that's sister and brother
from Baka and Test if anyone was wondering
>>713738384
She raised you - she has seen you do dumb as shit stuff before. Even if you totally botch it, she will still love you.
I asked my mom to have sex with me, after a really bad break up.
She said No, but it wasn't a big deal. I was a bit embarrassed, but so what. Even if she freaks out a bit, you will both get past it. Consider it likely that she will say no at first. ( it is pretty taboo ) - but if you bring it up again, and say you have through it through and you love her, and want to try it out. To show her how much you love her. That you used to suck on her breasts and want to try it again.
Give her baby steps.
Maybe offer to rub her shoulders and work under her breasts. Again if she freaks out, just back off, laugh and say "oops sorry : )"
Let it sink in.
>>713738442
not really sure if I care, but whatever. I'll have to move it to that folder then.
>>713730301
> Thinking your Mom is hot
> Wanting to fuuck your Mom
Op your literally the biggest piece of shit on this website. Go look at some porn instead my friend.
>>713730537
Because you have to deal with your family for your whole life. If you screw it up you will regret it until the end of your life. I speak from experience.
>>713738557
>>713730301
Do you sleep in the same room? You could try to masturbate at night under the blanket and let her hear it. Maybe even moan mother or her name a few times as you do it. She wouldn't scold you if it didnt work, like she'd probably pretend she didn't hear it idk.
Any case, good luck bro
>>713737201
She is an open person, but never showed a sex interest in me
>>713738772
>>713730301
I'm going to assume you're relatively young, this is a phase that will pass, wait it out, or risk ruining your relationship or worse
>>713735861
Turning into normbook, the ads ruin this website
>>713738752
What did you do?
>>713738748
>>713730397
>>713730474
>>713730706
>>713730852
>>713731143
This isn't the 4chan I used to know, 4chan got slightly popular and everyone thinks they're invited, get the fuck off here if your going to be like that
Buuump
>>713738678
sauce?
>>713738748
Wow..... so more than a childmolester/rapist/massmurdere?
All he want is too fuck his mom.... no biggie.... good luck op!
>>713730301
Rape.
>>713739099
seriously. old /b/ is dead.
>>713739542
rape and enslave.
OP well if you cant take the direct approach. I say plant the seed in her mind. Throw subtle hints. "I don't know if asking for sex would be the best aprouch. If she says no you can tell her to think about it" all advice i can give.
>>713738772
>>713739733
I know, I'm still currently in the denial phase
>>713730301
Kill yourself.Is the best way.
>>713739028
Obsessed about sis for years. Craziest thing was when I was so horny that I sneaked into her room at night. Didn't do anything but got me really afraid that I might actually be able to harm her.
>>713739879
>>713739879
hhnnnng
>>713739928
>>713739733
There are up phases, they just became very rare
>>713739879
where do i find more like this?
>>713739959
>>713736556
not your army doesn't really apply here lol. maybe not your employee or something you're a bit dumb xD
>>713730301
If you sleep in the same bed. Fake a wet dream say mom etc... Make sure she is awake. That will give her an idea about it.
>>713740100
flat earth threads still have some old /b/ vibrations
>>713730301
sneak into her room at night when she's a sleep and cum on her
>>713740276
ditto
>>713740164
I get them from ss threads. I'll post what I have.
>>713740374
>I'll post what I have.
thanks.
i wish i could make art of this quality.
>>713738563
This.
>>713740374
>>713737697
This is so fucking hot
>>713730301
your mom is 37? how old are you?
>>713739879
what app was this done in?
>>713730301
kill yourself
>>713740516
>>713740667
this has been pointed out several times
>OP is underage b&
>>713736439
This is fucking meta as shit.
Pretty sure my mum hit on me once. I might have had the chance to fuck her, but I thought it was weird. Still fap about the memory though
>>713740775
TR
only for android
>>713739883
>>713739733
> It will never be 2007 again
>>713740972
>>713730397
>>713730474
>>713730706
>>713730852
>>713731143
>>713731240
/b/ is dead
>also pic related
be in the shower just before she comes home and then when she gets home, pretend not to know she has, and walk out naked
>>713741009
it doesn't have to stay 2007, but that doesn't mean this place has to turn vanilla, boring, and mainstream.
OP: I support your quest to bang your mom and i hope your fill her full of cum.
>>713741600
This.
/b/ started to slowly die in ~2008
>>713738907
How open is she? open to talk about whether she masturbates / how often? It could be something you have in common
>>713738343
what happened in your experience?
Seriously if you mum drinks, that would be the best time to strike.
If it isn't what you'd thought it would be etc you could both just blame the alcohol and go back to everyday life/pretend it never happened.
If it's great all you have to do is help her get sloshed and you can do it whenever.
Is OP even here?
>>713742080
I will. Please wish me luck!
>>713742357
yes.
>>713742415
you have a picture of your mom?
>>713742523
^tits or never happened bastard
>>713730301
Offer her massages OP. Be extremely careful on what you say and do. Women can sense sexual stuff a mile away. The minute she catches on, it's game over. Then slowly (and I mean several months slowly) test the limits. She how far she'll let your hands go. Stay the fuck away from the breasts, vag, asshole. If she gets suspicious, just make up some excuse and stick with it. Good ones are "just practicing when I use it on another girl" or "because you think she deserves it for all her hard work". Scented candles, oils, music go a LONG way. Don't give up if she tells you to back off once (she might be on her period/not feeling well/etc). Try again later. After 3x give up. Better to lose the battle than your mother; especially in this failed economy. No matter how financially sound you think you are, you may need her later for help.
If all else fails, look at it this way. You got to have your hands all over her. Probably more than your asshole dad ever had. And you gave her pleasure in one form at least.
Well OP I wish you the best of luck. Fingers crossed you fuck her pussy raw
>>713742013
Short version is that I just opened up to her. She wasn't cool with it, but didn't get upset or anything. So I annoyed her again and again, until she let me watch her taking a shower. I just came into the bathroom, took a pee, and while doing it watched her taking a shower. She didn't say anything at the time, but in a few days she came to my room, and let me touch her breasts. Then it slowly progressed. But I never penetrated her. I ate her pussy a lot, and she always finished me off with a nice handy.
When I moved to Uni, this stopped.
I think that this made us better friends; we talk like two adults, she confines to me, and I talk to her when I need some advice.
Now I'm married, and my mom and my wife are really good friends and would often go out for a lunch or coffee.
Wanna know anything else?
>>713742680
Great advice! I do massage her but not in a sexual way. Thank you, I will be very very carefull
Also
>I think you deserve it for all your hard work
Love it.
>>713742593
what? i asked if you have a picture of your mom to show us.
>>713742873
How did you "annoy" her? How did you start it?
>>713742369
Good luck!
>>713743266
not Op I meant to say that to Op
>>713743370
I just told her that I like her. She said ''oh thank you sweetie, I like you too''. After that you can imagine how this went. At the end of our first conversation, when she finally realised where I was getting at, first she just looked at me like ''wtf is he serious'' (she thought I was joking I guess, because I often said things like ''wow look at those legs on this hot model'' while she was wearing a skirt in summer), but then smiled and explained to me that she is my mom and blablabla (I was 16 at the time).
After that, I said something similar again, and then after it didn't work, I started giving her even more provocative compliments. And then that thing with the bathroom happened.
>>713742873
when r u gonna make your mom participate in a threesome with your wife?
why the fuck r u married?
>>713742873
>Now I'm married
you gonna have kid and let him cuck you?
>>713744304
Like I said, our sexual relation with my mom stopped. I guess I ''grew'' out of it? I have no idea. Never thought about it. But after I was getting a lot of girlfriends in my 20s, I never thought about my mom that way anymore.
>>713744510
who wouldve thought - having sex solves sexual frustration
>>713744394
My father was dead for almost 10 years before I ever did anything with my mom.
>>713742873
WIFE MOTHER THREESOME
Incest is better then a race betrayer. cuz science. the one thing you use to avoid the void! kinda like how dogs are purebreds and everything else just looks likea mutt rat. incest might be the last resort for mankind.
>>713744627
that isn't what i asked
>>713744673
I don't have incest fetish. My mom is just hot, and like all boys, I was attracted to her because she was THE women in my life.
>>713744643
>>713736439
>that swirl between her tits
I can't stop recognising that shit now
>>713744643
As long as you don't have kids there is not a single thing wrong with it. And if you are a rational person you would agree.
>>713744820
that's a real shame.
>>713742873
how did you first eat her pussy, what happened leading up to it, and in whatever room you were in?
>>713734731
There is no downside to this.
>>713744065
provocative comments like what?
>>713738216
Is this a whole thing?! Need moar
>>713744893
Children are for eating.
>>713745003
ay momy u want sum fuk
>>713744824
>>713733395
>raising a fucking kid form a crack whore just so you can maby fuck your mom
This is the /b/ i need
>>713744929
At start she only let her touch her tits. Then I just went for it and sucked on her nipples. She jerked me off that time. Next time, I went straight for the sucking on her nips, she was laying down in the living room sofa, and then I just went kissing her from her tits down to her pussy. At first I had no idea what to do, so I just swirled my tung around everywhere, but she soon explained to me how to do it.
My mom actually made me a better and more giving lover.
>>713740858
>>713745342
>maby
>>713730301
i dont know about you op but i wanted to bang some of my teachers
>>713745791
u think thats rare?
>>713746026
nope i just have nothing else to say
>>713746236
cool story, bro
>>713730301
Masturbate for her, get caught, fuck her. Works fine in porno.
>>713746385
are you trying to get this man killed
>>713730301
drink with her, both et drunk, go for it
>>713745791
kkkool bro story same
Videos?????
>>713738678
sauce
