Let's have a nice, relaxing, evening, /b/
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Let's have a nice, relaxing, evening, /b/
Let's have a bit of music, no? How's everyone doing tonight?
>>713727569
wtf the music is it in my brain
>>713727569
omg r u a hakr
good evening, /b/ro's, good to see you all here!
and yes, I will happily have a beer with you, thank you for offering. mind if I grab some of your nuts, dude?
All things considered, not a bad day to be alive.
>>713727998
Please do ;) 8==========D
>>713727569
Wheres Spiderman?
oh my, these nuts are salty.
>>713727766
>>713727826
>>713727835
>>713727903
>>713727939
>>713727957
>>713727977
>>713728093
>>713728144
>>713728183
>Ruining a perfectly good thread
Scotch on the rocks, if you would. Single malt, of course.
I'm loving these tunes.
>>713727569
Put on RainyMood and have some whiskey.
>>713727569
It's 11am fucker
>>713728279
Close enough, no?
>>713727569
Aww hell yeah, let's get some music...I actually here music? What the fuck?
Hello /b/, I've been away for a few weeks. I must admit I'm glad to see a thread like this. I hope everyone is having a pleasant week so far.
>music
I do not know how you did that, m8, but fucking proper good job.
>>713728376
Can't have a good relaxing evening without some good relaxing music now can we?
>>713728399
He's that hacker guy that leaks everyone's nudes
You're pretty cool OP.
Drinks all around!
Stay classy /b/.
Well shalt yond wast a did bite unexpect'd, huhu!
Nice to meeteth thee all!
the week was excellent so far and this evening and the pleasant company is a highlight.
I'm a bit hungry; let me chop that banana in little pieces.
>>713728590
>classy
>ohboy.jpg
>>713728590
But Supreme Komrade, it is time for whiskey, not wine!
>>713727569
I'm black, this picture isn't relaxing at all.
>>713727569
Good evening /b/bros, ;) what about a shot for everyone Of u :) i pay.Grey Goose for me :)
>>713727569
Who let in the frat punks?
Sipping well aged rum in a classy thread.
Good look on ya OP, cheers.
>>713728315
I was hoping I could have a good afternoon first
This music is loosening my bowels, and with those muscle relaxants i dropped into the punch, i do beleive im in for quite the fun evening, wouldnt you say?
>>713728818
Thank you, good sir!
>>713728751
Your skin color only matters to you. If you can't relax I'd suggest you stop being so uptight about something as arbitrary as your skin color.
>pic related, I'm definitely not white.
>>713728818
thank you good sir!
>>713727569
Rather nice here lads.
Oi! Ill have a Scotch!
>>713728982
If I were in a prohibition era speakeasy I would get the shit beaten out of me for eyeballing a white woman.
That is not relaxing anon.
>>713728906
Times like this I'm glad I invested in a recliner toilet. A cushioned recliner toilet.
1st world amenities, am I right?
Enjoy a pint with the Farage!
>>713729122
Have you ever been in one?
>>713727569
Hello my good man would you kindly fly tell me how you acquired such a font? Also I'll take scotch and a milk for my boy timmy here.
For those who want to save the music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiTYiSCKzBQ
>>713729122
It's a good thing you're not in a prohibition era speakeasy then, isn't it?
Unfurl your feathers and enjoy the relaxing music. Or don't. I honestly don't give a damn either way.
>>713728956
>>713728985
U re very welcome anons :) I need some advice bros. I have a beya game for ios, but i dont know how or who could make the game popular, do you know somebody who knows this plublisher stuff?
This some kind of joke OP?
[i]test[/i]
*test*
>>713729287
You gotta start promoting it on social media, it's a lot of busy work but it's what you gotta do.
>>713729225
lrn2history
>>713729274
Obviously you don't, you're privileged. You don't have to worry about getting lynched for being black by the white racists in this thread.
>>713729348
If it is, it is a fine joke and I will enjoy it.
>>713729122
But you're not, so...
relax mate.
>>713729348
It's a cool one!
>>713729418
Ok, like fb, instr. Etc?
Ty by the way!
my cat is a pleb and doesn't like to drink, wat do?
The good ol days!
contributing
>>713729575
Bartender Plz. Give this cat a cup Of milk!
>>713729575
give it a small fish and say "good kitty"
>>713729514
I'm not the fucking band man.
I'm a person.
This is NOT relaxing. This is white supremacy.
just came home from my new job which i have 2 weeks now.
very exhausting but i like being outside and not locked into a office or cubicle
[Wookie] Raise your glasses! [/Wookie]
To Han!
well hello /b/ros..mind if i join you??
>>713729737
Why do you think the band man is not a person?
I'm a band man, and I'm Mexican. ;(
>>713729786
>horse blankets
>desert hills
CA, AZ, CO, or northern/western NM?
>>713729671
Plain or Chocolate, sir?
I've always found this sort of painting relaxing.
>>713730026
a tad off anon, i'm from Austria
>>713730112
Racist motherfuckers know most black people is lactose intolerant.
This feels good, it sure does. Pass me another whiskey will ya?
>>713729132
Hwa hwa yes my dead sir *fart*
I was really suprised when i here the Music
But i love the tune, thanks =)
Remind me to go to my speak easy tomorrow
What's the song?
fucking smart
iframe width="0" height="0" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/uiTYiSCKzBQ?autoplay=1&playlist=uiTYiSCKzBQ&loop=1" frameborder="0"</iframe
love it. This makes my day
my kinda joint
Well there are other kinds of joints i like to smoke, but this is a good joint to rest and have a drink after a short day of doing nothing.
>>713730196
Well damn. Must've been how dim the picture was. Inasmuch, have an excellent evening, Austria anon.
Good evening! Delivery for 5 large pepperoni on the name of Anon /b/tard.
>>713730268
>>713730199
Didn't stop my room mate from eating Double Whoppers with cheese,
and drinking milkshakes. The bathroom was always wrecked.
>>713730310
thanks man, got another one for you!
what do you do for a living if i may ask?
captcha: colon juarez
>>713728279
>>713728315
It's 5pm somewhere.
>>713730369
I'm sorry. I don't think anyone here ordered pizza. That is far too many pizzas anyway.
Psst! Looks like the MILF crowd just walked in.
>>713730518
I teach people how to use remote cameras and the like. The Big Brother aspect of the job does kind of give me a bad feel, but it pays the bills and helps keep (or at least catch) assholes at bay.
>>713730112
Ty sir. Plain Plz we dont want to kill the kitten :)
>>713730494
So black people stink? racist motherfucker.
>>713730127
I think quiet the same but with a french painter called de la Tour :)
>>713730873
Ezio?
It has been a pleasure conversating with you all but the taxman will not rest I bid you all a good day
>>713730836
lol
Sometimes you have to drink alone. But here, we're not drinking alone. Cheers, you fuckers.
>>713730760
sounds fun to me, before joining the postal service i studied electrical engineering and after that i started an apprenticeship as a network/system engineer in the IT-field which i did for a living the last 5 years.
i got fed up by office jobs and sought new adventures, life is a present and nothing is predictable, so why not try all there is to try for one!
>>713731036
Carl Frederic Aagaard
>>713731313
I've been going back and forth in my mind for a few years now about that. Part of me wants to change careers, but by the same token, having a basically guaranteed paycheck is comforting and allows me to do what I want for the most part.
>>713729262
Thank you sir.
Take a drink
>>713731498
>Paycheck
Literally the only think i like from my job. I need to support abuses and a boss who is One Of the biggest assholes in the solar system really bros, i need a change any advise?
Indeed sir.
>>713731853
Lemme ask you this. What are your qualifications? What experience do you have? Educational background? People skills? Internships? Have you addressed his prickishness by being specific yet non-combative and then gone to the next layer up? Pick up a trade, join the Air National Guard, do an internship, sell everything and go someplace new, work for an international aid organization, etc.
>>713731498
i lived like that too but i realized it didn't make me happy and i don't wanna have regrets on my deathbed
try seeking new adventures as your life can only improve from that!
>>713731853
imagine, you only have one shot in this world, so why not make it a fun ride of the unexpected (ofc without losing your possessions because money is scarce)
i took a 7 month hiatus after quitting my office job and learned so much about me, my goals, values - and most importantly myself which i am thankful i had the chance to do.
it's pure luck that we exist, we were one out of a million - why would we wanna live a life that social programming puts into our heads?
>get a job that pays good
>get a gf
>get a kid
>build family
>die
write your own story, be the one who is different, who cares as long as it makes you happy living!
>>713728982
>not white
>supports literally the whitest school ever
glad you support the genocide!
Bartender what type of whisky is this? Tastes like angels tears! Bottoms up old chum!
>>713727569
hi mods
PERMABAN ME PLEASE GOD
>>713727569
Okay. Music! I'll drink and smoke throw up the beat senpai
Pretty cosy here, isn't it?
>>713732862
ban??
>>713733128
It is.
>>713727569
Can I get a bourbon the rocks?
>>713732533
could i get a source on the comics?
A toss to all the massive fags around here, cheers!
DRINKS ON ME CHAPS! BUT ONLY IF YOU CAN GET DUBS!
>>713733558
Ah yes, could I have a Jack n Coke please?
>>713733558
I'm in m8.
>>713733484
Sry, I got that from YLYL two weeks ago
>>713733558
Check em? Looks like I'm drinking all day, and YOU'RE paying!
Hey bartender!
I'll have a coke, and give this anon another scotch. >>713730481
Where can I find this music anyway?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Hi there fellas. Cheers to today!
>>713733558
Thanks Young Bud, ill take a rum and cola
G'day, /b/ro's.
goddamn it can I get a different bartender over here?
>>713729425
>Obviously you don't, you're privileged. You don't have to worry about getting lynched for being black by the white racists in this thread.
Nor do you. It's physically impossible for anyone to try to lynch you "in this thread" (your words).
Please don't go full retard again, it's painful to see.
>>713733616ah yes and another jack and coke for me too please! good taste in beverage my good sir
>>713733944
God damn it, who let shady behind the counter again?? (Tht would explain the missing vodka)
I'll be right there bud, what can I get for ya?
>>713733811
Calm down gentleman and enjoy the evening!
>>713732357
:) Im a little asgame but.. i started to work 14 years ago due a family problem :) i hadnt got any degrees, but i learned by myselft some stuff in graphical design. I also speak 3 languages fluently. :) I work in a packaging factory.
>>713732444
Anon this is deep :) im glad u had luck really
To all Of you. Im really glad to have somebody who call friends :) even if u dont know me or i dont know u ty so much
>>713733891
Mate, this our turf.
Where can a gentleman find a cigar around here?
>>713732674
Let all the salt flow. I love pedantic little shit sippers like you that pretend your personal offenses should carry over to the rest of the world.
I do support genocide, can we start with your lineage?
I just woke up, how's everyone?
>>713733944
>>713734233
Hey bro, take a sit, i already ordered a coffe
>>713734353
except that he died first and in a big fat mess
>>713733811
“Poor Old fool,” thought the well-dressed gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. So he invited the old man inside for a drink. As they sipped their whiskeys, the gentleman thought he’d humor the old man and asked, “So how many have you caught today?”
The old man replied, “You’re the eighth.”
I brought my skelebro with me. Hope thats alright.
>>713727569
How did you do this?
>>713730196
Thomas, what's up today?
>>713730235
I don't know, but I want to. Anyone?
Any of you boys wanna go for a ride?
>>713734436
You're a good m8. Better to share a drink with the poor bastard here than 'av 'im drinkin alone.
Anyone up for a game?
Im impressed with the fact there is music magically coming out of this thread.
Cheers /b/
>>713734148
I just wanna have a drink with some classy gentlemen.
>>713727569
OP pls, what link did you use for the songs. I am in the mood to chill n drink but no drinks, but the music is great.
>>713730235
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiTYiSCKzBQ
>>713734726
I know just the guy
>>713734744
Nevermind :)
>>713734800
Thanks
>>713734692
kek
>>713734744
It is this playing from embedded youtube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiTYiSCKzBQ
how did u into the music to the thread? im even barely it
evening fellas
>>713734692
Sure thing.
>>713733128
>>713733304
absolutely adore the how much of a bar feel this thread has
>>713734305
m8
>>713734233
what time is it? (here is 21:50)
>>713735302
Yes! A wonderful time to all! Drinks all around boys!
>inb4 sticky
Also cheers everyone!
>>713735375
18:45, was taking a nap. So what are we playing today mates? Are we sticking to pool or does anyone else fancy a game of cards?
any drawfags wanna take a 'photograph' of this evening?
draw in reply pics like the guy playing water pool, churchill and hitler arguing and etc
to have something to remember this excellent evening by
Hello boys. I came into a rather large amount of money recently, Drinks are on me!
>>713735674
Include me in screencap
I'm "pretty cosy here" guy
>>713735904
Sir, I've got just the car for you.
One Old fashioned please
>>713735904
Our Lord and Savior himself!
FUCK YOU
>>713733484
It literally has the website name in the picture.
I'm just gonna chill here...
>>713735639
for start, glass of manhattan with rocks would be nice
>this music really makes batter atmosphere
>>713736172
I can't help but think this is the end goal of My Summer Car.
man imma get drunk with all these anons buying drinks
>>713736088
now now, No need to act like that sir, We're here for a good time.
Please behave sir, I would rather not have to get rough.
>>713727569
>>713736370
>from the other end of the bar
could you drop a link to the song?
>>713736370
>>713736484
CALM DOWN, OL' CHAPS!
Hello gentlemen, I am looking for Frank Four-Fingers, have anyone of you seen that fellow bastard?
>>713736370
>posting the weakest looking bouncer in the world
>not posting superior black bouncers
>>713735674
I hope it's not too busy, I've never done one of these before.
...and than he said "I didn't know it was a trap thread!"
>>713728183
up to your arse new homosexual individual.
Ah the old classic Classy thread. One whiskey please, one finger and ice please.
>>713736575
Ugh more ruckus.
>>713736838
Lookin' good, matey! Besides, it's the thought that counts. Heard we're havin' a band playing live tonight, gather around, I'll buy ya some drinks
We need more of this on a daily basis
>>713734846
Now now, don't get on my bad side.
>>713737262
thanks a lot
>>713736484
COME AT ME YA CUNT!
>>713737385
You'd make great pals, though. Give 'im a chance!
>>713727569
*hangs coat up at the rack and pulls up a stool* Evening gents. What do you have on tap Bartender?
>>713737728
I think our crowds are getting a bit rowdy, m8.
>>713737385
>>713737728
>>713737915
Hey now, no need to get hasty! We're all friendos here, just sit back and enjoy the music
>>713727569
>>713737915
12 year olds dude. I'm finishing my drink.
Ah, found it.
>>713728243
excuse me do you have a cigarette?
i must have left mine in the cab
nigger tongue my anus
>>713738197
A cigarette? what are you a woman? Have a cigar.
>tfw still waiting for my date to arrive
>>713737754
Not till he does what he says he'll do.
>>713736838
Best thread in a while
>>713738347
Now there's a smart lad
>>713737043
Pfft one finger in your ass you homo. Is there anything more pathetic than PPRETENDING to order drinks at a bar? Christ.
>>713738186
Needs more spiderman
>>713738730
>>713727569
Cheers
>>713738730
Sir. Behave or I will have to ask you to leave.
>https://www.dubtrack.fm/join/beats
Get in here and meme tf out and chill
-.,Molly
>>713738034
No problem, /b/ro.
Won't happen again.
>>713738995
Good.
>>713738347
*smiles* Trying to quit, but sure why not
What are you drinking?
>>713739143
>>713738951
>>713727569
Glenlivet in the rocks
>>713739370
>>713739381
>>713727569
You are a mod aren,t you?
Please explain HTF you got the text to do all that
Good day mates
>>713732734
damn he truly was a fine example of a man in his younger years
>>713739501
babylon 5 is for faggots
>>713739471
sup negroes?
>>713739528
/b/ased mods
>>713729262
Thanks friend. I was just going to ask.
i think it's time for some stand up
>>713739630
I actually am liking this music. Couldn't tell you why.
>>713733558
im so thirsty.
>>713739660
At least one actually did something,
I haven,t seen a mod do obvious anything in some time.
>>713727569
Bartender, give this man >>713739370 another scotch please
Keep the change
>>713739811
^me. ur all welcome
>>713735904
Is that a b on the window shades or $ ?
>>713740045
Looks like a $ to me.
>>713739771
>>713727569
thank you. op is not a faggot.
Check ’Em
Chardonnay m'lady?
>>713727569
Cheerios, lads. What's boppin' tonight, eh?
>https://www.dubtrack.fm/join/beats
Get in here and meme tf out and chill
-.Molly
I feel like I'm inside this picture right now.
How's everybody doing tonight?
>>713729514
>>713740402
thanks of getting rid of the band i like this music better
>>713729425 >>713729737
This thread seems to be dedicated to simple relaxation. If you are getting offended then it is you (and you alone) who is having a problem.
Please avoid making waves in the pool anon, the other people here are not trying to start shit..
>>713727569
I'm sipping some rum right now. I saw this thread and was pleasantly surprised.
Quite relaxing music my good gentleman.
Hi there.
Why don't you take a seat.
What you drinking anon?
This is my kind of thread.
>>713738730
>pretending
>not having your own cabas
Hiya!
Something
>>713740539
unlike england i would like to stay here
I'll take a scotch on the rocks, bartender.
evenin' fellas, anyone wants to pay lady a drink?
We should do this more often, fellow anons
We need more threads like this.
Please op. Tell us the secrets
>>713727569
>I wanna slightly chubby GF who would be very nice to squeeze and grab
>>713727569
Macallan 36 on the rocks, please!
>>713740958
Seriously, how do the music?
We have no scotch nigger faggot.
>>713727820
kek
>>713740581
best thread ever
>>713741156
You can't talk like that whit a supeme white master race member
You're fired!!!
>>713741267
Sir, there is a dress code. Please come with me.
>>713736611
?
>somewhere in the internet
>108 listen to the same nice and chill music
>all of them have other tabs open with gore/rekt/fluffy/lolli threads
1 bottle down...commencing round 2.
>>713741599
lol
>>713741156
You're Fired.
It's nice in here
>>713741599
Depravity and delightful music. Quite nice, don't you think?
I believe I'm addicted to this thread. What do?
Anyone up for a game of the ol' Texas Hold 'em
Flarg
>>713729142
No thanks.
That cunt can go and crash light aircraft somewhere else. Maybe /pol/...
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>>713741821
Theres nothing wrong with being addicted to this thread. Enjoy it.
>>713741863
Certainly dealer, lay them out old chap
>>713741863
but how?
>>713733558
There is no way you can afford my taste, anon.
>https://www.dubtrack.fm/join/beats
Get in here and meme tf out and chill
-.molly
>https://www.dubtrack.fm/join/beats
Get in here and meme tf out and chill
-.molly
>https://www.dubtrack.fm/join/beats
Get in here and meme tf out and chill
-.molly
>>713733484
Shadbase.com my friend go have a wank!
:^) might be the last thread like this of 2016. Cheers to many more in 2017
>>713741821
I want that cap
>>713742189
Indeed, friend. Have a good evening, gents. I'm out.
300
>>713734436
Just tell him to stay away from me. They are way too spooky.
>>713741821
enjoy it. will be gone soooooon.
This tread must be what it would be like in a world without niggers
Just a few select cool black friends
>>713741797
dont think somebody is depraved in here
>>713727569
OP, what music channel is this?
I want something like this for newyears eve
>>713735639
I brought my uno.
>>713742540
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiTYiSCKzBQ
>>713727569
pls make a feels thread next
>>713742661
thank u anon, cheers
>>713727569
Damn serif...
if i dont close this the music will play forever
