Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>713667733
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Rory-sama claimed
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ztCA4bxNrQ
Avatarfags get out of my thread
Your cartoons will never be real
Get a lyf
Nui is mine.
>>713681459
Nope, both true factual facts!
still here
>waifu thread is the first thread on /b/
Neat.
Claiming Sonakawa Momoka
I'm still here. For now.
>>713682593
Have a Pocky
>Rory-sama
>>713682772
>Cookies and cream
>Pocky
I need that in my life.
>>713682772
Mine.
>>713682901
I get them and mango flavour next door to my work
>>713683034
Mako got to it first
Holy shit sona is strong
>>713683260
Fine, at least I have cookies.
![Syndra [353].png](https://i.imgur.com/ARYtj6a.png "Syndra [353].png")
>>713683260
>>713683378
I don't mind sharing.
>>713683378
I dated all your cookies
>>713683378
Those don't look like cookies
>>713683448
>sharing
>>713681731
What happend?
Real life problems?
>>713682121
I don't like lewding the waifu, is the worst thing you could possibly do.
And for whoever told me to be nice, lurk more.
>>713682529
Nonsense, Nui is cute without a doubt but she's certainly not yours!
>>713683355
Greetings, Konata!
>>713683464
wat
>>713683464
They're strawberry sugar cookies.
>>713683557
Greetings!
How do I pronounce your waifu's name? :o
>>713683570
I eated* all of your cookies
>>713683378
Did somebody say cookies?
>>713683488
see >>713683570 sorry for the mislink
>>713683508
Hey, if you don't wanna, then I can keep em all to myself.
>>713683514
Kinda. A lot of little stuff piling up, mixed with the fact that time constraints are getting smaller and smaller, and shipping is really starting to kill the time game.
>>713683680
You'll OD if you did that!
>>713683714
No. You can't have any.
>>713683825
*takes a cookie*
:o
>>713683802
You put your dirty fingers all over them.
>>713683802
Could I help you in any way?
>>713683825
OD? What was in the cookies?
>>713683911
>Dirty
That's just rood. Fine, I'm keeping them all then.
>>713683893
You'll get addicted!
>>713683968
I'm already addicted to you :o
>>713683911
Be nice, fag
Chen is the only one who is rude in this thread
REI IS THE ONLY TRUE WAIFU
>>713683825
O-oh..ok....
>>713683514
It doesnt happen in the manga so much. Its the manga artist doing his own thing. Mostly tasteful, artsy shots.
>>713683825
Thats a bit mean to Hanako. Give Hanako a cookie.
>>713683953
Probably not. Newegg a shit. Christmas comes too soon. People sleep too much and are too busy. And Wargamings coding is spaghetti.
It's not all bad I suppose, though. I managed to make it into the /pol/o/ sings on all 3 counts. And my replacement headlights are coming in tomorrow, so I can finally take this stereo wired headlight out and properly adjust the angle again.
>>713684091
>hardly
>>713683650
The same way you pronounce perfection my lad.
But kinda like Nwee, i can't really spell it out.
What are you up to?
>>713684204
I'm going to be nice because Christmas is coming.
That's what happens when you become Syndra's slave. You lose your will to live.
Here is a pic to make you happier
>>713684185
Hmmm, that's fine, I suppose.
>>713684484
Thanks Chen, although you don't gotta if you don't wanna. It is you after all.
Can't lose what I never had!
China dress, nice. The paw print heels are a nice touch.
>>713684464
I suppose that's a way to spell it out.
>>713684346
I'm good might sleep soon but it gets so cold here ;-;
I have a sweater and 2 blankets but it's still too cold :o
>>713684756
Hooked on fonix dum me good
>>713684817
Care for a cuddle buddy?
>>713684735
Maybe you should find someone to be there every time you need it?
I mean, I know you don't really think well about relationships but sometimes, you just can't resist on your own feet.
Dunno, just saying.
Maybe you just need someone to watch a movie and chill with, forget about your problems for a little while.
>>713684817
Well perhaps put on more clothing?
>>713684885
Did you get a monkey with it?
>>713684936
who is this? :o
>>713685179
That doesn't help and it annoys me when people suggest it ;-;
I'm sorry not trying to be rude I'm just cold
>>713685179
The best kind of monkey
>>713685309
Just a friend trying to help a cold bro out
>>713685099
Heh, there's a person I wish that was. I know I said I don't think well of them, but that's just my salt speaking. If it were this person, I'd do it without question. But it just isn't likely to happen, ya know?
>Besides, I'm that kind of clingy where instead of being a pest and NEVER shutting up, I generally will send a message a day, and if they don't reply back, I leave them be out of fear of being called, well, clingy and annoying.
Shit, I'd love that. Maybe one day, but not anytime soon probably.
>>713683557
She's actually both certainly cute and certainly mine.
Also in a few minutes we'll be heading off to bed for bed stuff
>>713683961
I don't know, but onee-san baked them for me.
>>713683964
Good.
>watches you eat them
>>713684025
What? How?
>>713684029
I am nice.
>>713684106
My cookies.
>>713684185
Her fragile body cannot handle this amount of concentrated cocaine.
>>713685309
Sorry, i suppose you could make something warm to eat or drink before bed and then roll up.
>>713685374
Which claimer is this? you're quite the jester.
>>713685583
All you have is a phony!
Well see ya then.
Claim
>>713685687
It's my secret :o
>>713685374
well thanks I would love a cuddle
>>713685777
nice sevens and there's only bottled water at the moment
>>713685687
Well...fuck here goes another trip
>>713685777
Hehe I kid I kid
>>713685872
hey cutie how's life?
>>713685881
*cuddles* and fingers belly button
>>713685777
>Dem 7s
Nice.
>>713685872
-_-
>>713685939
why finger there? :o
>>713685934
Bad
>>713685971
:o
>>713686027
Because I like it
>and so do you
>>713686102
when did you wake up? -_-
>>713684484
Thats pretty lewd though. Suggestive.
>>713685687
But she needs it
>>713685948
Gotta agree with Chen. You need some time to chill and just chat with a friend.
>>713685881
Oh, well maybe something you could heat up and eat then?
>>713685883
Well keep it up!
>>713685881
Tell me your secret or no cookies.
>>713685883
Weak. Can't even handle one cookie.
I could down this whole bag and still walk in the morning.
>>713685894
Worst girl.
>>713686108
Damn even La'Quisha thinks this is weird.
>>713686162
How do you know? :o
>>713686102
make it good ya dingus
>>713686231
what could she possibly need it for??
>>713686422
But I ate all of them
>>713686336
Will do
>you know me btw
>>713686442
Because I know you o.O
>>713686422
You're not worthy to tell :o
>>713686336
I have a bag of frozen frog legs so maybe those but then I need to open the freezer ;-;
>>713686184
8 minutes ago
>>713686442
I can't
>>713686524
so who are you anon? :o
>>713686638
Then why live?
What keeps you going in a life you claim you can't make good? :o
>>713685545
Maybe, one day.
You deserve to relax a bit, aswell. I hope that person will realize how much of a special person you are and appreciate you.
>>713685687
Fragile body?
>>713686647
I like being anon for a moment let me enjoy this.
>I'll expose later if required
>>713686638
when did you go to sleep _-_
>>713686715
I don't know. I just don't want to kill myself yet
>>713686848
About 11-12
>>713686231
I know I do. But I don't really have any friends that I feel comfortable talking about these kind of problems with. Love my friends, and I'm sure they'd listen, but it's just awkward.
>>713686723
They've already said they liked me to some sort of extent. But distance is a big issue.
>Yes, it's someone from here.
There goes my "don't take this place too seriously" phrase I guess.
>>713686524
There's only three people who come to mind and only one of them posted their waifu.
>>713686602
>frog legs
People will eat just about anything, but do what you have to if it results in something warm.
>>713686970
I have posted my waifu tonight
>if you figure me out please don't spoil for others
>>713686844
I don't like people who keep secrets :o
>>713686914
Please never do that
I love you too much and will cry
>>713686970
Frog legs are yummy for tummy!
Bone app the teethe :o
>>713686914
so when are you going to fap? _-_
>>713687201
It's not a secret tho
>>713687201
You wouldn't
>>713687324
Later. I don't do it much in the morning unless i've been up all night
>>713687594
when do you usually do it then? :o
>>713686422
You must be mistaken, I didn't claim kurome
>>713687567
bye bully
>>713687594
I would just like you would kiss me goodnight :o
>>713687034
I'm certain i know who you are.
>>713687277
Not sure how but i suppose it'll be good for you.
>>713687689
When i feel like it -_-
>>713687834
I'n not gay though
>>713686951
Well, whatever sinks your boat.
Is not my problem, but hey.
I know distance is a big issue, but maybe I dunno.
You will somehow get together and afford money to be able making living together a reality.
Godspeed.
>>713687876
What letter do I begin with?
>>713687834
I'm no bully ;-;
>>713687920
do you always feel like it? :o
>>713687950
Pressing X to doubt, but hey, at least someone thinks it can happen. I'll cling on to the little hope I've got!
>No, it's not a bote.
>>713688192
then how do you fap 5 times a day? :o
>>713687920
You are for me ^-^
>>713687876
well then I will start boiling the frog legs :o
>>713688250
I don't know
>>713688297
No -_-
>>713688382
faggot -_-
>>713687966
t
>>713688297
Hope things work out!
she's so gross. what's worse is she won't stop sending me lewds
>>713688297
Twas me
>>713688461
Ye you got it
>>713688210
Damn it.
I didn't guessed right.
Well, I'm there with you.
>>713688418
Stop talking to yourself :o
>>713688636
stop fapping to little 2d girls loser -_-
>>713688687
> Not fapping to 2d girls.
What are you gay?
>>713688768
Pretty sure he's the guy who posts his gay lover all the time
>>713688687
Stop pretending your married to a 2D girl :o
>>713688817
So close
>>713688768
maybe a little bit -_-
>>713688826
but i am -_-
>>713688880
But you're not :o
>>713688599
Have a hint. Eurobeat.
>>713688958
yes i am :o
>>713689044
No you're not -_-
You don't even post pics of her :o
>>713689118
i am :o
i just don't want to avatarfag with my wife -_-
>>713688549
I was more than certain when i looked back at some of the posts, you're one of the few that types out a laugh in that way.
How have you been?
>>713689233
You're not -_-
It's not avatatfagging if it's your wife :o
>>713689469
yes i am -_-
>>713689554
No you're not :o
>>713689601
i am -_-
>>713689022
Why are you blushing?
And is okay, I'm slow with this kind of stuff because I don't remember much from this thread, about people or events.
Sorry.
>>713689682
You're not :o
>>713689770
but i am -_-
>>713689325
Eh pretty good it's actually getting sleepy time though. Also I don't feel as though few people do that.
>>713689835
But you're not :o
>>713689926
but i am :o
>>713689741
Hehe, that's fine. It means my secret is safe for now.
>>713690062
But you're not -_-
>>713690089
Ara ara, onii-chan~
Nothing is safe around Chen~
>>713689886
Most say kek and whatnot, you say "hehe" and that stuck out.
Oh well rest well.
>>713690170
but i am _-_
>>713690251
But you're not :o
Prove it -_-
>>713690337
but i am -_-
i really love her
>>713690400
But you're not :o
Prove it then -_-
>>713690180
I have an idea of who it is
>but Im not telling
>>713690545
>>713690180
I dunno, it took Shinoa a whole week and a half to get it...
>>713690545
Is that a ribbit?
>>713690530
yes i am -_-
how am i meant to prove it
>>713690545
false duke
>>713690660
Ohayou kitty
>>713690681
No, this is rabbot
>>713690702
But you're not :o
Post pics of her more -_-
>>713690784
but i am :o
no -_-
>>713690852
But you're not -_-
Then you don't love her :o
>>713690634
Rory..
You know I'm not thinking about it because there is no reason to be curious about something like that.
Let there be a little magic, you get it?
>>713690665
I don't even want to know, it will destroy the whole surprise.
If I was here more often, maybe I would've try to.
>>713690747
Hello, Alice.
>>713690665
Hey senpai~
>>713690959
I'm up too early kitten, it's not 6 yet :(
>>713690939
but i am
i love her a lot -_-
>>713691057
But you're not -_-
I don't believe you :o
>>713691151
but i am
you should believe me -_-
>>713690959
Will do
>>713691210
But you're not -_-
I can't believe you if you don't prove it :o
>>713691294
but i am
other than posting pics of her how can i prove it? -_-
>>713691380
But you're not -_-
If she's your wife you should know how :o
>>713691036
Is okay, morning
>>713690959
Fair enough. And you're here all the time, pls.
>>713690976
Ayyyyy Kitten.
>>713691445
but i am
there is no real way to prove it, you'll have to take my word for it -_-
>>713691251
Eurohead.
>>713691512
>You're here all the time, pls.
I have to disagree. I'm busy with the college right now, so I wasn't able to be here as often as I used to.
I just checked and called everyone boring, but that's all.
Trust me on this one.
>>713691625
But you're not -_-
>>713691625
I don't believe anything people say here :o
This is quite the back and forth you guys are having.
>>713691714
but i am :o
so you don't believe im straight? -_-
>>713691785
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ztCA4bxNrQ
>>713691790
But you're not -_-
Not 100% :o
I have to go now so bye
>>713686524
Then we need to take you to the hospital now!
>>713686734
Lol that made me giggle.
>>713687793
What? She was voted best imouto on MAL in the summer of 2014.
>>713688530
STOP THAT
>>713691976
but i am
i am 95% straight -_-
>>713691839
Sorry, i don't speak Italian.
>>713692073
autists enjoy repetition -_-
>>713691705
Fair. Perhaps it's just the times I'm on here make it seem like you're here more often than you are.
>>713692131
Remember to not get hurt
You know that hedgehogs, with really sharp spines on their backs, might hurt each other if they get too close.
>>713691512
Ayy senpai
I'm going to do study.
See ya.
カラミチーマス
>>713692370
I shall try. But hurting is what I do best.
Later Chen!
>>713692472
What's good?
>>713692668
Nothing really tbh
Still sick as fuck, but I'm gonna go to the doctor's sometime soon
A new plus to the day though was my new school schedule for the next trimester
I got foods class
>>713692370
god Chen you are such an annoying faggot
>>713692978
Cry me a river
What's everybody listening to?
I have this on repeat.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAx0t3O55Zo
autists enjoy repetition -_-
>>713693337
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6pNxKTgVyA
>>713692567
What are you studying, Chen?
>>713692370
Weird, I saw this same post in my dream a few months ago. I wonder what it means.
>>713693590
The irony is you repeat this
autists enjoy repetition -_-
>>713693881
exactly -_-
autists enjoy repetition -_-
>>713693867
Beware of hedgehogs.
autists enjoy repetition -_-
autists enjoy repetition -_-
Here to claim Biribiri
autists enjoy your mother -_-
autists enjoy chen -_-
autists enjoy repetition -_-
>>713695141
but they're too cute not pick up and cuddle with
autists enjoy repetition -_-
>>713682401
Where can i get the dress this bitch is wearing. I want that.
>>713695731
what's going on?
>>713682562
Get your fucking hands off my Tali cuck.
>>713695795
Worst girl
>>713695835
Hell no.
>cuck
>watching me fuck "his" waifu right in front of him
autists enjoy repetition -_-
>>713695458
But that's how they get you. They will lure you in by being all cute but once you drop your guard He'll teleport behind you and kill you. The last thing you'll hear is " Pssh... nothin personnel...kid.
>>713695970
why do you keep posting that?
>>713696009
i'm a trained assassin. nothing can hurt me
>>713696029
pink hair is best girl
Everyone on this pic except the boi claimed by me
>>713696135
Hello spider Chan
>I like your legs
>>713696167
Mio-sama too
>>713696167
>more than 1 waifu
REEEEEEEEEEE
>>713696167
>
>>713696167
>>713696206
And Yuki claimed too
autists enjoy repetition -_-
>>713696154
see>>713682464
>>713696167
>>713696206
>>713696251
Avatarfags get out of my thread
>>713696243
Laifu is alredy destroid
>>713696167
Which one is the body?
>>713696274
But this is the only place avatar fags dont get banned though
>>713696315
>body
boy*
>>713696274
Do you really want us out?
>>713696379
this
I also claim all
>>713696315
Second from the left
>>713696379
Your mother
>>713696446
Akame is better
>>713696432
Looks passable to me.
>>713696472
But Kurome is seven years younger.
autists enjoy repetition -_-
>>713696343
i don't care
>>713696373
>>713696425
yes
fuck off please
>>713696549
Really, really?
>>713696154
You sure about that?
j/k luv u.
>>713696549
report them all
thats what im doing
You rarely see black eyes in anime, I love her so much.
>>713696642
You're going to light me on fire..?
>>713696549
If all the avatar fags left there wouldn't be a thread
>>713696714
Maybe.
autists enjoy repetition -_-
>>713696772
good
>>713696772
Sounds good. This thread needs to go to trash where it belongs.
>>713696496
Been a while. Sis
>>713696821
Obv shit posters
No one cares
>>713696801
Then why do you come back here?
>>713696772
Maybe it's not such a bad idea.
>>713696800
You like lighting things on fire don't you.
>>713696838
Impostor!
autists enjoy repetition -_-
>>713696821
Fucking this, these waifu threads are easily the most cringe inducing, pathetic, and fucking retarded thing on here. Nothing but a constant circlejerk where the faggots here ask the same fucking questions daily. Of course, only a degenerate pussy would post a picture like that and not jump.
>>713696874
i don't know -_-
just end me
>>713695795
Have to custom make it.
>>713696930
Then why did you create these threads if you didn't want people to converse about their waifus in them?
>>713696930
>I don't like it so I'll spend every day in it doing it
That is you right now.
>>713696930
Give it time and it will. Just like those dumb ass erp and hungergame threads
They all go to trash to die, this will surly follow.
autists enjoy repetition -_-
>>713696998
i didn't create them -_-
people don't converse about there waifus
>>713697013
i know :c
just shoot me pls
>>713696891
Come back to me sis. You dont have to do this
>>713697079
Then why don't you just go away?
>>713697103
Gimme some cookies and I will.
>>713696891
A little.
>>713697079
Where in when I have an unregistered .308. I'll make sure the head shot is clean and painless
>>713697164
What do you like lighting on fire?
autists enjoy repetition -_-
>>713697161
i don't know -_-
>>713697210
thanks
>>713697079
They do so there is just only so much you can say about a waifu.
cut me not not yuno
>>713697217
My enemies.
slice me not not yuno
end my entire life not not yuno
Autists enjoy repetition Yuno
You people do understand /b/ is literally ran by companies right? Every thread on here is to advertise and brainwash.
