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>>713657529
i agree
seems this thread was doomed from the beginning.
>triggered
yes dom I have returned
>>713657553
we have maternal, for mom.
fraternal, for brothers and siblings.
nothing for fathers only both parents FUCKING MATRIARCHY IS OPPRESSING ME.
>>713657529
I can't help it
>>713657614
stop that you fucking rick and morty dog
>>713657443
it is still to this day illegal to commit sodomy in alabama.
>>713657638
paternal
>>713657677
how many arrests have been made?
>>713657677
but it isn't illegal to fuck a horse in Alabama
just saying
>>713657677
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lawrence_v._Texas
the laws might be on the books but they're literally illegal to enforce
>>713657769
yeah dom this is true, federal government has the final say thank god
>>713657638
Paternal is still for male.
Same root as Patriarchy
>>713657677
>implying this matters
In Massachusetts it is to this day illegal for a woman to be on top in sexual activities. That doesn't mean it's gonna be enforced. It's just something that was never taken off the books
>>713657633
Someone need to make pr0n of this 3 I fucking swear.
>>713657845
ok ima fucking block your tripcode because these fucking images are actually disgusting
>>713657852
oh I didn't look it up, I thought that meant both.
>>713657742
i just listened to a podcast about how some lgbt rights came before the supreme court, and it was based on a couple being arrested on sodomy charges. i think it was in tennessee though.
i know in AL they sweep through all the adult stores and force a few to close every once in a while.
>>713657763
rednecks are so funny
>>713657769
i know that, i was just informing you.
>his daddy didn't love him enough to fill his tight boy pussy up with cummies every night before tucking him in to bed
Sad!
>>713657845
scotus does, yes
>>713657899
duly agreed
>>713657947
ok
jeez dudes me telling you sodomy is illegal in alabama does not mean anything other than sodomy is illegal in alabama. just because they can't arrest you for it thanks to el supremo doesn't mean it is not still illegal in that state.
>>713657947
nuh-uh
yankees are funny
>>713658062
fuck the police
at least some of them, uniforms are sexy
>>713658062
it is illegal to have ice cream in your pocket, you could sue them to hell if they enforced it but it exists so its an infringement on my rights.
>>713657763
No one can deny the power of bestiality. It gets everyone
>>713658139
fuck you
>>713658139
what other funny stuff is illegal in alabama
>>713658151
you're mad, calm down
>>713658158
add wikihow text "how to get a broken sternum"
>>713658139
>>713657917
If anyone uses it for both, that's fine - but it means what it means.
>>713658062
I really wonder how they'd go about checking if people had sex in the butt
Would they do raids into peoples bedrooms?
>>713658158
what the fuck
>>713658062
but it's not illegal if it's not enforced. marijuana is still illegal at the federal level. but it won't be enforced in the states that choose to against the will of the federal government legalize it. Therefore, it's not illegal.
>>713658158
I had a 70 year old lady in a nursing home admit to me she loved dogs as a girl because she used them as sex toys
I cringed I admit
>>713658242
it's silly.
it's now legal to get married in alabama, but illegal to have sex.
Yo this might be off topic but spam this asshole for me with dick pics or whatever.. his snap is gregzphill and his number is (202) 250-4930
>>713658302
I warned you, degenerate
>>713658242
it is specifically illegal to hit your wife with a switch larger than your pinky finger
>>713658442
wHAT THE FUCK
>>713658358
She had a childhood to be envious of for sure
>>713658496
obviously no larger than your pinky, then its a caning.
>>713658279
government mandated colorectal elasticity tests.
>>713658496
what about husband on husband
>>713658554
do you have a problem with forced emasculation
>>713658430
Trump hires Sessions for AG
Jeff Sessions
Jeff fucking Sessions
I swear to god I need answers for this, Katia.
>>713658554
What? It's hot
>>713658717
jeff sessions is an immigration hawk and a former prosecutor, he's perfect
>>713658717
nuclear options for post-assassination.
not to mention mike 'shock the gays' pence.
>>713658852
what? He's fucking 7th in the line of succession that is entirely irrelevant
>>713658717
There is literally nothing wrong with Jeff Sessions. Oh boohoo. It turns out Trump was serious when he said he was gonna crack down on immigration. Come on
>>713658762
that's just herm or something
>>713658986
no it's a gelding
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
mention him
>>713658969
I meant having right-wing people who get shit done, they would likely be angry in the result of an assassination
>>713659066
katia that makes no sense
he will do things anyway that is his job
>>713658916
>You'll never become an lgbbq
:(
>>713659077
flawless
>>713659127
dude I dont even know what's going on right now.
>>713659057
Oh my god you noodle-dicked turbopansy stop yelling
Nope
nope nope nope
not doing this
>>713658916
>mike 'shock the gays' pence
you can do better. try something like Mike "Like the Cock, Get a Shock" Pence or maybe Mike "Psychs for Dykes" Pence.
>>713659251
I cant be fucked to be creative right now, kill yourself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7Q4EVpIFIk
>>713659251
My favorite is "turning fruits into vegetables"
I feel bad for him. He's an alright guy and he just got crucified by the lying media
>>713659251
Mike "AC/DC if your LGBT" Pence?
my faith in humanity is failing me once again
>>713659488
Mike "If boys you fuck, get thunderstruck" Pence
>>713659488
Mike 'Follow Christ's path or feel Tesla's wrath' Pence
>>713659227
nothing is out of the ordinary
>>713659232
post dads
>>713659231
HI NEF <3
I'm really excited because I found a small farming town about an hour south of me that I think I'll move to once I'm out of school and have a big boy job, the housing market there is drastically cheaper than here in the big city, so the commute would be worth and I'd get to achieve my dad dreams.
ado
>>713659251
mike "if men make you jerk it complete the circuit" pence
mike "electric feel up dudes" pence
mike "get a zap if traps make you fap" pence
mike "306 electoral volts" pence
mike "amperes sear through the tears of queers" pence
mike "LGBBQ" pence
mike "end of the rainbow" pence
mike "the most electrifying man in politics" pence
>>713659558
You're aware that the whole shock therapy thing is just a meme pushed by the media right? It's fabricated. Calm your tits
>>713659412
I live in IN where he has been an elected official for quite some time. I'm a gay guy. I'm also a Mexican, so I can say with authority just how much damage he has done to LGBT and POC rights, and wow, wouldn't you fucking believe it, he has done nothing to set us back.
>>713659618
rape him
>>713659630
Good on you, that's basically my plan too
>>713659734
I'm always amazed by how easily people are taken in with outright lies. CNN recently called Alex Jones "A leader of the KKK"
Think about that
ALEX FUCKING JONES, who's never had any affiliation whatsoever is now magically a leader of the kkk. And people will believe that.
>>713659872
Niiiiiice
>>713660077
Well see if the AUD and USD reach parity any time soon
>>713659695
r8 8/8
>>713660064
The irony is that the gay community would be a lot safer under Trump and Pence. Because they aren't the administration planning to let in a bunch of muslims who make it a pass time to throw people like us off rooftops.
So, I'm quite pleased to know that I'll be secure with my sexuality in this country over the coming years
>>713659715
are you fucking stupid
I have a god damn APA manual of reparative therapy. Shit's right fucking here dude.
Vice President elect Mike "Fap to a Trap, Get a Zap" Pence
>>713660399
Mike Pence is not a proponent of shocking the gay out of teenagers. It's a lie. I'm aware that shock therapy exists
>>713660323
twinks 4 trump club
>>713660546
He'll make furries and anime real
>>713660602
tfw u will finally get ur pokemon when trump is inaugurated
>>713659964
c-citation please
Donald J. Trump will make Fox McCloud x Wolf O'Donnell cannon
>>713660704
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XVjPCbex_g
skip to 1:45 and it zooms out to show the label CNN put on him
what're you guys gonna do if trump's presidency is internationally mortifying and we become a russian ancillary state
>>713661076
capitalism will save us
>>713661076
Well, since we don't live in CTR fantasyland, that's not an outcome I'll have to prepare for. Because anyone that actually believes such bold faced obvious nonsense is fucking retarded
>>713661076
Blame it on the previous administration
It's tradition
>>713660915
Infowars cracks me up, I mean Alex has a persona that he plays to build hype for his network and that's obvious, but the mainstream is acting like its any different.
All mainstream travels through AP wire, and that's been proven to be tampered with as it is dispersed.
It's like the pot calling the kettle black and it's later determined they're both from Detroit.
>>713661257
>implying it won't
>>713661257
the only thing that will save me is this cockring, this collar, and more dads
>>713661266
o hoo, such daring, better brush up on your cyrillic.
>>713661282
i'm sure he'd blame it on hillary's time as secretary of state
"The alternate domination of one faction over another, sharpened by the spirit of revenge, natural to party dissension, which in different ages and countries has perpetrated the most horrid enormities, is itself a frightful despotism. But this leads at length to a more formal and permanent despotism. The disorders and miseries, which result, gradually incline the minds of men to seek security and repose in the absolute power of an individual; and sooner or later the chief of some prevailing faction, more able or more fortunate than his competitors, turns this disposition to the purposes of his own elevation, on the ruins of Public Liberty."
>>713657529
>no degenerates
>starts a furry thread
nigga wot
>>713661555
>be Hillary Clinton
>Be a puppet of George Soros
>enact a no fly zone over syria
>force us into nuclear war with Russia
>M.A.D ensue
Thank god, we avoided such a catastrophe
>>713661478
only acceptable kind of dragon
"Without looking forward to an extremity of this kind, (which nevertheless ought not to be entirely out of sight,) the common and continual mischiefs of the spirit of party are sufficient to make it the interest and duty of a wise people to discourage and restrain it.
It serves always to distract the Public Councils, and enfeeble the Public Administration. It agitates the Community with ill-founded jealousies and false alarms; kindles the animosity of one part against another, foments occasionally riot and insurrection. It opens the door to foreign influence and corruption, which find a facilitated access to the government itself through the channels of party passions. Thus the policy and the will of one country are subjected to the policy and will of another."
>>713661555
Either way, just gonna keep on keeping on. Gotta put food on the table and pay the rent. President ain't gonna change that.
what will the fall of america look like?
>>713661748
I PLEDGE ETERNAL ALLEGIANCE TO GEORGE SOROS
Mike "The Electric Fence" Pence
>>713661945
the fall of america looks like hillary's acceptance speech
>>713657529
>no degenerates
Are you fucking retarded?
>>713661748
>enact a no fly zone over syria
>force us into nuclear war with Russia
>M.A.D ensue
This is actually really funny how people think this is how it would go down.
>>713661945
It will look like your dreams. Fleeting and never even approaching reality. You utter and complete moron
>>713661932
it ultimately matters very little to most individuals who leads their country, which is why something like 49 or 46% of eligible americans did not vote.
"There is an opinion, that parties in free countries are useful checks upon the administration of the Government, and serve to keep alive the spirit of Liberty. This within certain limits is probably true; and in Governments of a Monarchical cast, Patriotism may look with indulgence, if not with favor, upon the spirit of party. But in those of the popular character, in Governments purely elective, it is a spirit not to be encouraged. From their natural tendency, it is certain there will always be enough of that spirit for every salutary purpose. And, there being constant danger of excess, the effort ought to be, by force of public opinion, to mitigate and assuage it. A fire not to be quenched, it demands a uniform vigilance to prevent its bursting into a flame, lest, instead of warming, it should consume."
I'm in fucking tears.
>>713662081
You'd have to be a mongoloid to not realize this is exactly why we've never engaged in direct conflict with Russia.
>>713660915
Operator of Infowars, conspiracy guy, Obama is ISIS and ISIS honors ISIS... I guess, okay.
I'm not sure I can believe the shaky cam though. There's something wrong with the way the ticker tape tracks. Actually, there's something just really unorganic/unnatural about how the movement takes place. Look carefully.
Alex Jones doesn't shift like the ticker tape, if the recording was being motion corrected by some algorithm. And there are no frames where the image is distorted by the phase from the monitor it supposedly is on while the camera moves- only movement between frames for Alex Jones from the recording itself. I'd believe it if I could see the edge of the monitor as the person behind the camera filmed it- but I feel like 1:45 is pretty fake.
Don't get me wrong. CNN obviously has bias. CNN is a shit show when it comes to live panels, and clearly CNN is a major mainstream news outlet in the media that tries to grab the attention of viewers with controversial-sounding headlines and has, even this year, reported on fake nonsense. I'd completely believe that CNN would've incorrectly called Alex Jones a former leader of the KKK.
But... call it a conspiracy theory, because my intuition tells me otherwise.
>>713662132
>drinks the koolaid
>expects to be happy when he realizes his whole worldview is bullshit
come one lad
>>713662230
what are you even saying
oh my god i'm still doing it
hello? He's quoting fucking george washington what kool aid
>>713662280
come on lad
>>713662083
yea, i guess with world war 2 being the last major imperialistic war probably ever, and the ensuing mass globalization, nothing is likely to change much on the grand scale
>>713662132
dude needs to calm down with the commas
>>713662091
America needs a preferential system. I think Maine has one.
>>713657529
That's the entire demographic for this content
>>713662363
mass globalization is the death knell of the working class
wait a second... ...these images are gay.
>>713662351
>>713662363
it's a transcript from 1792 what do you expect
>>713662505
yes
>>713662370
first past the post and winner take all are both garbage
>>713662482
why else do you think they voted trump?
>>713662542
it's exactly what i expect, dude still needs to lay off the god dam commas
>>713662505
first laugh I've had all night thanks anon
>>713662573
>if I try and call him racist then I won't have to address his valid points about the economy
Nice try
>>713662612
>commas
>washington
>commas sounds like commies
BRB THROWING WASHINGTON OUT OF A HELICOPTER TO BE SAFE
>>713662351
It's sad that I figured that out before the yanks
>>713662505
Oh shit
>>713662363
People back put a comma whenever they would pause if speaking
>>713662573
Like I said, Americas voting is shit
