Secrets, share'em. I'm a nigger.
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Secrets, share'em.
I'm a nigger.
I jerked off into my friends drink and watched her drink it all...
i'm a tranny
>>713656147
i'm in a relationship with my cousin who is living with me.
I saw my brother's cock on a cock tribute thread and I want to see more of it.
I got a blowjob from the drawfag bawble
>>713656147
momfinger carfriend
I'm semi-normal
I'm a creep
>>713656925
me too but i prefer to hang around autistic faggots which makes me a bigger autistic faggot
I think Apartheid was a good policy and the US/UK sold out Rhodesia and RSA.
>>713657085
I'm a weirdo
I'm a newfag
I've stolen $15k from work so far this year
I am a demigod sent here to advance the human race. But from the earliest age I have been abused and refused by humans. Therefore I have contributed nothing. It's too bad for you who would have benefited. I won't be back. Don't worry though. The human race is run and done. 3 or 4 more generations tops. Probably not that much since the advances in medicine I was to give would have saved millions. Remember me next time you bully someone. Deny the smart kid. See how far that gets you. Idiots.
I secretly wanted trump to win
I some time wish that someone would kidnap me and rape me
I was really mentally stable and calm my whole life until just a year ago.
Now I am having doubts, sometimes depression and can be easly angered.
I want to get into a fight. Fists, knife, gun. Anything. Wouldn't care if I or the opponent had to be brutally killed in the process.
>>713657768
u forget your meds kid
>>713657665
What the hell am I doing here?
When I used to catch my ex wife drinking or abusing drugs her self esteem would crash. I used to guilt her into licking my asshole into a soupy mess whenever I caught her.
I am a closet tranny who has a major fetish for sucking dick but i will never pass.
I am rly into wincest
My ex wife made me blow a guy
>>713658353
me too i had fantasies about my younger sister trying to fuck me or blow me when we were younger so she could practice for future bfs
>>713656147
I jacked off onto my face today and was disappointed that I missed my mouth. I wanted to taste and swallow some :(
>>713657768
Just because you think there is no good in humanity doesn't mean it's not there. Have a good one, demi-anon
These threads are fucking cancer
>>713658236
I don't belong here
>>713659847
no ylyl is cancer
I am a demitrap sent here to advance the human race. But from the earliest age I have been abused and refused by humans. Therefore I have contributed nothing. It's too bad for you who would have benefited. I won't be back. Don't worry though. The human race is run and done. 3 or 4 more generations tops. Probably not that much since the advances in medicine I was to give would have saved millions. Remember me next time you bully someone. Deny the smart kid. See how far that gets you. Idiots.
I'm in gonna kill myself in around 5 months, just looking for a good place to live stream it
>>713659847
you're the cancer that's killing /b/
>>713660154
/b/ is the cancer that's killing me
>>713660119
don't do it get help. I tried a few antidepressants before I found one that worked. Now I like my life again.
>>713660154
>>713660370
/b/ is the cancer that is killing /b/
>>713660491
Shutthefuck. U p you fucking bitch god damnit fuxk
>>713659969
Hey now, you're an all-star
>>713660442
Na I've been planning this for a while, I'm not a depressed little bitch. I'm more bored than anything.
>>713660442
>placebo
You'd be better off self medicating
>>713660491
>>713660556
you idiots both shut-up.
>>713659969
Ohh ohhhh she's running
I just flaked on a guy from Grindr. Well not completely. Got to his house, it was awkward, I told him i was sorry and left.
>>713660842
Brown down down brown downdown down down
This is my phone screen
>PS
I'm in the armed forces. Active duty
About 3 weeks I started cheating on my girlfriend of 7 years with a co-worker who is engaged to her boyfriend of 15 year. So far we've only made out and I fingered her in my backseat last week.
Both of us are happy in our current relationship, no issues with sex or anything really of that matter. We're just doing this for some extra fun on the side. We also have agreed that nothing will come of this and if one day it has to end it'll end no questions asked.
Neither of us thought we'd ever do this but here we are having the time of our lives.
>>713661237
Translated: I'm a huge piece of shit who doesn't deserve happiness.
I like to get my ass fucked by trannie
I need God to answer my prayers, I need God change my life for the better.
>>713661237
Happens my dude. Its societies fault for making sex more then what it really is. Its an act. I do dislike dishonesty, thats why me and the wifey are swingers, but i find no shame in enjoying sex with other women or my wife enjoying sex with other men(and women)
let some pugs lick me til I came when I was 13. stroked my uncles dogs noodle when I was 14.
>>713660020
U r gay lol.
I have a horrible habit of jerking off in my relatives panties.
2016 alone. I've lost 3 of my best friends to suicide. I lost my girlfriend of 6 years to the reasoning of "I just stopped loving you". I've started smoking, and doing drugs. And I plan on killing myself in two weeks.
>>713661730
Same, but for me it's socks.
>>713661497
Me and my girlfriend are slowly becoming swingers but, we're not at the point where we'll go out and have sex with other men/women. We've had lots of 3 somes but never gone on our own to have sex with someone else.
>>713661851
don't do it, youre better than that
>>713661851
were you always the last in your group to participate?
>>713661730
i was always too pussy to fap into my sisters panties, i smelled them a few times while looking through her photos but it didnt really get me off
Bernard is a host designed by Ford to look like and emulate Arnold.
Time is going back and forth roughly 30 years.
William is The Man in Black.
Dolores' flashbacks are actually of Arnold, not Bernard.
Maeve can control other hosts now.
>>713661959
What's their in life at this point for me. I'm 25, I work at pizza hut, and I'm fucking retarded
I've convinced a handful of girls over dating apps in different states to fall in love with me. They send me nudes, always wanna talk, offer to fly to meet me, etc. But I never have any intention of meeting them or loving them, even though I lie to them and tell them that I do. I don't know why I do this, probably insecurity. I don't use catfish pics or anything like that. I kinda get off on manipulating them emotionally, I guess.
pic unrelated
>>713662047
Yes actually, I'd always host the game lobbies, and I'd always be the first one to suggest a game, and the last one to turn it off.
>>713662062
It gets me off even kept a few of one relatives. Thought in hindsight I shouldn't have taken her best pairs all at once.
>>713662163
You're fucking retarded if you let your mistakes and misfortunes define you.
Change can and does happen, no matter how much shit goes against you all you can do is keep fighting for that goal. Money, career, hobby, academia - whatever it is, just fucking DO something, anything. As long as you're goal-oriented and improving yourself, the benefits will come to you tenfold.
Effort, anon. It can be hard, but the hardest part is starting - everything after that is just gravy.
>>713661489
You have to, go back.
>>713662163
a lot more than you think, go to a trade school or university and get an education and a better job. if youre 25 you could get money from the gov to go to school
>>713662660
also this
I can't say no to pussy, in fact I spend that majority of my time thinking about how to get it. The problem is I'm a family man. I constantly conspire to entice my wifes friends into a liaison, or the moms of my sons friends. I secretly video my in-laws when they come over, and have slept with a few. Not only that but I'm always trying to get my wife to sink to my level and be as slutty as she can be. I encourage her dress slutty when we go out, and often try to get her drunk so she'll be more inclined to do whatever I fancy. I've gone so far as to drug her a time or two, and have nearly gone through with convincing a guy on craigslist to come over and double up on her, without her knowledge or consent. On my side of the family, I've slept with several blood cousins, and desperately want to sleep with my half sister. Sex rules my mind and my life. I've cheated, coerced, blackmailed, and many other terrible things so that I can experience the perversions I enjoy, and there really isn't much I consider taboo.
>>713662568
sister? post pics? my sister had a couple thongs that were hot. i wish i took the nudes of her from her phone
>>713662892
post pics of in laws or family members plz
>>713662892
Damn bro
>>713663010
SIL
I have made up words, names, characters, songs, and poems about all the people I know.
I've been doing this for years. It's gotten so complicated it sounds like another language.
>>713662933
they were not my sisters
>>713663172
wifes friend
I know man, I'm being honest. First time, probably ever.
>>713657706
Story?
>>713656147
i use internet chatrooms like shamchat to pick up traps on kik
>>713663185
Example, please.
>>713661237
>I fingered her in my backseat last week.
are you her moms friend by any chance
>>713656884
I attended to private party at Comet Pizza Ping Pong.
>>713663172
I've been with my wife for a long time. Over the years I've fucked several of her cousins. I had the opportunity to sleep with one of her sisters, and I've fooled around with one of her aunts who flat out challenged me to fuck her better than her husband can.
One of my cousins is literally half my age and we've traded pics several times, she was actually living with another cousin that I fucked in my early 20s.
>>713661237
You will get cancer and die a lonely death.
>>713663449
Ah,
Baby Tyeh prad clan be cryin' oveh made up problems --
BIG MUHMUH EZ HE
>>713662207
Pics or didn't happen
I browse 4chan
On multiple occasions I have gotten easy lays from fat chicks.
I bang them a few times like it's a relationship, then break up with them.
I just wanted to get laid.
But I guess most guys do this.
>>713661075
Is this like a metaphor or something? White horse and pink panther?
I shit at mach 7
>>713663856
This is the funniest secret here on so many levels.
>>713662892
Same here bud. Create your own world, don't feel bad for being yourself. Your society and family made you that way.
I use my hoodie as a cum cloth
>pic very related
>>713663782
Gotcha. Thanks.
>>713663734
Either you're a good looking guy or that whole fam of women are incredibly ugly
>>713664114
What are your thoughts on this?
There are voices, as well.
>>713663856
Nah I really dislike fat girl flirty eyes .
>>713662147
> William is The Man in Black
how do you know?
>>713663172
>>713663010
I've dropped hints to one friend who married to one of my oldest friends, that I want to sleep with her. I always manage to twist the conversation towards sex to see if I can get her to break.
>>713663954
I should feel bad, but I don't. Part of me says its just sex, but there is another that actually enjoys some of the taboo nature of it all. The more taboo it is, the more I seem to desire it.
>>713664132
Maybe a 7 out of 10 in looks, but a solid 9 in terms of confidence and smooth talking ability. I have a certain charm. At least thats what they call it, to me it's closer to manipulation to get what I want.
>>713664237
I think it's interesting. What sort of voices?
I have a diaper fetish.
>pic really very much related
>>713664237
Not him but that's autistically incredible. The fact
You been doing it for years is dedication. Keep it up I guess.... lock your shit in a time capsule so the future can make a religion out of your incoherent babble
>>713661851
Make a Tinder and fuck girls. So easy. And if your backup is suicide you have nothing left to lose, amirite?
>>713661926
It's a bit rough at first. Requires trust. The freedom can be exhilarating. But it can overwhelm your partner.
>>713664435
it's very long and complicated. I always post about it in the secret threads. If there's enough interest I'll make a vocaroo about it.
>>713664502
Thanks I guess? I'm relatively well adjusted and have lots of friends -- none of whom know. It's just a thing I love doing.
>>713662892
10/10
>>713657768
Thank god you didn't give us the medications, more people is literally the worst thing we could do to the environment.
>>713662892
Honestly man it sounds like you've got it all figured out.
I know it sounds like I'm being sarcastic, but your life is way more interesting and exciting than most of the fucking losers your age who have nothing better to talk about than their dumb shows and the people at work they dislike.
>>713664381
I would respect your gift of gab if you didn't fuck family. I got a friend like you, just a low down always depressed flirty dirt bag. He'll never be without a woman but he suppresses everything and what comes out is a desire for sex. He'll probably never be happy, good luck bud!
I've always wanted to watch real life porn with a woman sucking off/fucking a horse, but I've never found anything that didn't seem like it would put me on the NSA's shitlist.
>>713656847
Who hasn't?
>>713663865
I think he's saying he's into furries and people in the military would probably think drastically less of him.
>>713657552
You were also beat up by black kids in middle school. What else is new?
>>713657768
This is so fucking stupid and pathetic. Asperger kid vents his bullying rage on a message board.
If you actually are a demi-god though, can I have infinite knowledge?
>>713664601
please make a vocaroo. you have to.
>>713665010
Not enough people want it. Also I'm going to sleep.
>>713656566
Gay
Whenever I go on long car rides with my family, I always imagine a little man running beside the car.
i go on 4chan when my mom thinks im writing papers xD
>>713665162
holy shit
I forgot I used to do this kind of thing when I was a kid, except that usually I was imagining a remote control car running alongside
>>713665162
lmfao why is that even a secret
my step daughter is a grown woman now. I'm divorced from her mom. <! -- want her, love her -- >
>>713665314
>>713665304
>inb4 things you think you do that no one else does
>>713656147
Holy shit me too
>>713659847
>>713660154
>>713660370
>>713660491
I am proud to say i am the cancer that is killing /b/. /b/ is the cancer that is killing the internet. The internet is the cancer that is killing western civilization. western civilization is the cancer that is killing humanity. humanity is the cancer that is killing the earth. Why am i proud to say that i am the cancer of the cancer of the cancer of the cancer? because i have cancer and it's killing me.
>>713664603
KEK.. thanks. This is who I am. I'll find something worth fapping to, and be done with these inclinations for a while, but they always return.
>>713664817
That's the thing. I always thought I'd die young (long story there), so I just decided to do whatever the fuck I wanted in terms of sex. But not just sex, I've done some crazy things in my life, just to say I've done them. I wanted to live and experience everything I could, but the sex was always the most pleasurable.
>>713664896
I know its fucked up. Believe me. But the incest was never non-consensual, so I'm not the only one who wanted to live that fantasy. Although the thing with my in laws I have zero guilt. They aren't blood to me, and more often then not, I wasn't the one to instigate it.
If it makes a difference, I'm not unintelligent. I'm fairly confident I don't come off as the sleezy dirt bag type. Not usually anyway; I actually caught myself going there once and reigned it in fairly quickly.
I really truly wish someone would just come along and end my life. The world, the universe is all just so big that nothing we do ever matters anyways, so why not? I'm just too much of a squeamish pussy to even do THAT right.
I've been letting this 19 year old runaway chick live with me for two months.
Let me explain.
I met her on a Sunday when I'd elected to walk into down high as a kite on Thomson speedballs and browse the manga section at my local bookstore. And I saw her there, chubby, short black curly hair and pouty face. As my memory of the event goes, nothing happened after that and then we ended up in a coffee shop where she's telling me about how her parents abused her (probably bullshit, but whatever, I'm still high as shit) and she says she's been living on the streets for a few days, having just hitched from her shitty little hometown about 100 miles away.
"I think that's all great", I say, grinning mindlessly as I notice my high has ended it's peak stage and will now begin to rapidly dwindle. "THat's a great story."
"Yeah", she says, and looks down at the mocha latte I'd probably bought her.
Now here's another blackout period. I'm sorry, these keep happening. Usually when I tell stories to coworkers or people at the grocery store I fill in the intervening period with speculation, so here we go:
It must have been about an hour, because it goes from sunset to dead of night right about now. In that time I must have proposed we go for a walk, then asked her to wait outside so I could go to the bathroom, where I blasted another Tommy off the toilet seat, checked my teeth and spalshed some water on my hair before going out and then I remember I offered to take her home and feed her and give her a weekly allowance and all she had to do in return was let me fuck her whenever I wanted.
God I must have sold it really well to her--I wish I remember how--because now that's actually happening. She spends most of her time just lounging around and watching anime on her laptop and playing Skyrim. I work weird hours so usually I'll just mount her twice a day. Once right after I take my meds in the morning, and once more right after I get home from work.
Thinking of meeting up with two other dudes to jerk off in a motel, I have a gf
>>713665624
me too anon. murder/suicide pact?
>>713665962
Kek
>>713665890
break up with your gf, you fagatron
>>713665962
>Betrayal
>From The Grrraaavvve
I licked a baby's pussy when my friend had me watch her kid. I figure she won't remember so there's no damage done.
>>713665693
Read a book nigger
>>713656147
>>713656147
>>713656147
I'm scared I'm developing a fetish for my mom cause of those pictures of Stephanie Seymour and her son. I keep trying to stop myself and suppress it but even typing this is getting me hard..
>>713656147
i'm 22, stocky muscular build. 6'2", incredibly social, and still a virgin. Had a couple nights with a highschool girl back in February (at age of consent). Dick went limp everytime I tried to put it in. Dunno what's wrong with me.
>>713666940
probably need more cock in your life :3...
I want my sister
I've been the trusted one of my group of friends for a long time. I've abused this fact countless times. Molested several female friends throughout. Taught my friends 16 y/o daughter many fun things (I'm in my 40's).
I'm also like 90% sure one of my married friends kids is mine due to a drunken incident 9ish months before the birth. She also has green eyes, which is very difficult for the two 'Parents' to produce, but i have bright green eyes that have been passed down for generations.
No one suspects shit and life is good. Secrets are fun.
>>713666940
Nerves, focus more on foreplay
>>713666197
>You could go first
>My burden to finish the pact.
>>713663449
>>713664435
>>713664502
If I post up this recording, will you guys listen to it?
>>713666940
Don't worry about it. That's actually really common for guys who are getting laid for the first time. You just need to relax.
>>713660442
guess thats why your on this shit site...your happy
>>713667087
>taught 16yo many fun things
Nigger you're a terrible liar. No 16 yo is down for that unless she's ugly as fuck. You should have said younger
>>713667246
it's not common to go limp when they try to put it in .. it just won't get hard if they're nervous
>>713666940
kys betafag u deserve no women
>>713667332
i never said she was hot bro. Skinny at least.
but like 4/10.
I want to fuck my girlfriend and her younger sister.
>>713656147
prove with dickpic
Got home to my sister wearing a pair of my boxers... What dies this mean?
>>713667604
Piss on them to claim your dominance, and then piss in your sister to do the same.
>>713667604
idk man anyone who's not a social retard can hint indirectly and guage reactions
>>713664817
>>713664896
The crazy thing is I'm considered very respectable by my friends. I lean towards philanthropy and have a habit of raising people up or helping them set the groundwork for being successful. No one knows that inside, I am incredibly sexually deviant. I've done some really good things for the people in my life. Currently one of the younger women I worked hard to mentor, has come back around and now seems to want sex. That wasn't my intent, but she doesn't care about me being married, and I won't say no if the option comes up.
I want to crossplay but i'm not gay
>>713657706
Nice, I´m planning the same, tips?
>>713656147
I'm sinking into pure insanity at an uncontrollable pace and I'm scared.
>>713667906
>dress as a burgler for a Halloween party
>make sure to have one of those money bags
>stuff it with money and bullshit
>no one will know a thing
There ya go.
>>713661489
God is not an entity that does things on his own or by a single individuals actions. God is the sum of all the causes and the difference in all the effects in this universe. To be separate from God is to not exist. Therefore, you are part of God and God is part of you. You must take action to change the causes in your life or your future will cease to exist.
>>713668030
>discuss this OP. Give us something to work with.
>>713668030
If you're scared of your insanity then you're sane enough to realise your state of mind and therefore sane
>>713667604
>>713667068
post pics of your sisters
I got head from some dude on craigslist while at school. Been with my gf for 7 years
I really want to fuck my sister.
>>713667884
are you me
I haven't fucked family but otherwise that description fits me perfectly.
was having my gf over house to ourselves
OOHHYEAH.jpg
looking in my parents room for lube, i know they have some.
smell weed, investigate, find a couple grams and a small bowl.
ive never smoked, my brother has never even drank let alone smoked.
i know this sounds like me just over reacting, but this is really messing with me.
>>713668511
Glad to know I'm not alone.
>>713668269
I suppose, but when you start seeing people that aren't there and hearing things in the walls it tends to drive you batty.
>>713668248
See above, plus the fact that I can go do something for hours just to realize I had no idea what I've done and I'm standing somewhere I don't know or at the very least I don't know how I got there.
>>713668383
me too
ever try to find nudes of her on her phone
>>713668688
I don't live with her, but we live in the same town. If I'm ever in the position where I can do this, I definitely will.
>>713656147
Starting today, I'm going to study Chinese instead of Japanese. I will also re-study Korean.
>how is that a secret?
Because everyone I know will still think I'm focused squarely on Japanese.
I once brought a whore as my date to a family wedding.
She hit it off with my mom. 'dated' her for a year whenever my mom came over. Ended up actually dating her after everything was said and done.
When people as how we met, we will both flatly say 'Internet'.
I just want to be Asian
I cant feel any emotions;no enjoyment,no fear or love,my friend died a few weeks ago and it was as if I never cared for him,like he was just some guy you glance at while youre walking and that's it,just another face in your dreams,the only time I feel anything is when I'm dreaming,I wake up mortified but in the dream it was ..just an empty room,I'm always sarcastic about everything because I just can't take anything seriously, I wrote this because I just wanted to tell someone who doesn't really care or mind
sometimes i reply to threads just to bump them
>>713663525
Nope
>>713663741
Doubtfull
>>713669589
Is that what you did just now?
I have a crush in this dude, but he's kinda ugly and i am ashamed at myself for liking him. Whenever i see him, i look at his face and ask myself why... But i can't get him out of my head!
I made out with and fingered my friend's 12yo sister at a party last weekend
>>713669809
maybe
>>713669840
ask him out on a date. figure out why you liek him so mcuh. you don't have to marry the guy!
>>713664573
Understandable, were slowly working our way there. Thinking of us having another couple over then we have sex in separate rooms see how that goes.
>>713656147
The highlight of my day is the right moment when grandpa leaves the bathroom after his daily shower. I then sneaky right after him to smell the undies that keep those old balls hidden from us
>>713669840
just fuck the guy and get it out of your system.
>>713664009
that's all a Columbia hoodie is good 4
>>713670076
>>713670262
I wish i could, i have severe social anxiety and have never asked anyone out before..
My cat licked my sack once when I was porking my wife
>>713670887
Well enjoy your made up disease
>>713670887
you say he's ugly, are you alright? completely different leagues or is there a chance he'd turn you down?
>>713661075
sauce on that pic?
>>713658466
Haha faggot
>>713660119
Can i have your stuff?
I miss my blackberry
>>713668596
everybody smokes weed. if you haven't you will. it's not a big deal.
>>713656147
Too my friends I'm the glue that keeps everyone sane, alone I'm empty shell who only escape is too play sport or vidya games.
>mfw you're that burnt out you actively regret girls advances
>mfw i dream about having a girlfriend
All you can do is laugh.
>>713671026
>Made up
T R I G G E R E D
>>713671490
Wrong. I've never smoked weed. Never want to, never will. I'm against it.
>>713671678
i remember when i was 8yo too
>>713671834
Yet I'm 20.
>>713671678
you're either younger than 21 (I'd bet you're younger than 18) or live an extremely sheltered life. Weed is one of those things that you realize isn't bad once you find out how many people smoke it.
And when I say "smoke it" I'm not talking stay-at-home, do-nothing pot heads. I mean everyone from your doctor to your bus driver, to your teachers, politicians, neighbors, and even your parents. When you smoke you get high for a few minutes to a few hours, and when you're done if you want to put it down you can. Most of the negativity around weed is made up, but I'm not here to convince you otherwise. Just remember this post when you take your first hit.
>>713671990
Couldn't agree with this more. I was an anti-social loser in high school who never was into drugs or alcohol and never noticed anyone else using them. In grade 12 I started smoking pot and all of a sudden it was obvious that literally 90% of my grade (~360 kids in my grade) all smoked pot or tried it at least once. It's actually a massive ass culture and I realized the only people who are ever "against" it are people who have seriously never tried it.
>>713671990
This is the most wrong post I've seen in years.
Damn it L, the distance between us is driving me crazy, I miss you more than you know. It feels so stupid, writing this where I know you'll never see it, for a bunch of people who I don't care, but I need to get it off my chest.
I miss the mornings the most, the little things... like slowing my pace as I'd come into the kitchen after we first got out of bed, hoping to steal a moment to watch you making us coffee. I liked that...
-J
>>713656847
>>713672246
I think I'll just stick to my cigars. Weed is just for degenerates.
>>713658353
How deep? Balls deep?
>>713659419
Try again, you'll get it next time.
>>713661008
Try something different.
>>713661851
>I've started smoking, and doing drugs.
First steps to becoming a rock god. Keep it up, anon.
>>713656147
>15 years old
>First bf hes 18
>he is cool at first
>becomes abusive
>verbally at first
>started hitting me
>get used to it
>at somepoint for reaons I can not fully understand, i start to provoke him
>Start making him hit me
>mastubate later to it
>he left me when he went to college
>still think about getting slapped around sometimes when fingering myself.
>>713671481
same, /b/ro. Nothing I've used since comes close.
If I could get it working with data and a vaguely-modern browser, I'd probably start using it again.
>>713669191
The feels will come, and they will hit you hard. Be prepared.
>>713662163
>I work at pizza hut, and I'm fucking retarded
That's a great job for the retarded. I'm so happy to hear that you're working. Do you also live on your own or in an assisted living type home?
>>713673505
sounds like you're a classic sub. no need to keep that a secret, you're just a bit of a masochist and into being dominated. that's normal.
>>713667604
Probably because they're comfy?
>>713662207
Post pic related.
>>713673770
Its just the hitting.
Its not like being a sub or anything.
>>713662892
You should add lied on 4chan to your list of deeds.
>>713663525
kek
>>713663822
You sick fuck. I hope you an hero.
>>713663856
>I have gotten easy lays from fat chicks.
I hope you made them do sick and twisted things.
>>713673922
being physically abused and treated bad is sub.
you may not want the bondage or to be collared or anything, but its still sub stuff. You like somebody with power over you hurting you.
>>713664456
M or F?
>>713674451
Yeah maybe.
One time my ex drank too much and passed out so I spent 2 hrs or more playing with her ass and pussy fingering and licking used he hand to jack I'm me off until I knew she wasn't going to wake up then I fucked her and came in her mouth...she never knew...
Im too scared to get close to a female. I'm 25 years old and the thought of cuddling a female scares me so much.
>>713674488
dont stress about it anon, very common and very easy to find guys who enjoy it. hurting girls is fun.
>>713664456
sexy
>>713665693
Pics of the street whore!
Nigguh, you just gotta man the FUCK up and go get some pussy.
Do it for /b/, it will relieve us of one more virgin fag.
>>713674608
Yeah but it still freaks me out that I liked it
>>713658466
How? Details?
>>713667902
>crossplay
>gay
Yea, that's how it works.
>>713674580
yeah i'm in the same fuckin boat,
really alone, girlfriend of 3 years ditched me two ago for a little cuck fuckboy, they have a kid now, i work 12 hours a day six days a week and live at my dad's again. i get really uncomfortable flirting with girls, or getting close to one, i work alot because when i'm at work it feels like i'm actually appreciated and i can keep my mind off of my actual problems. yelling at new people and being at work all day kinda fills the void until i have to go home.
>>713668344
Fag
ive helped 3 past gfs to fuck a dog
>>713668956
Could your shit-post harder?
>>713669840
>>713674580
Stop being scared, in 100 years it won't matter what you did.
>>713656147
I troll racists and other trolls.... so im kinda my own problem.
I'm afraid I'm not good enough for what I want and that which what everyone says about mme is false. I'm afraid of getting into a relationship with a girl that loves me. I'm afraid of losing my old group of friends over this girl as well. I'm afraid of literally everything that life has thrown at me but I still somehow pull through but I can't handle the thought of losing my friends or her or what I've been struggling for is to get into this high 90 program. I'm just afraid of losing everything I want and have in my life and I've started to become more quiet because of my fears overcoming me and I'm afraid of losing my shit one day and end up losing everything I've worked hard to build up
>>713675425
I'm being serious.
>>713657768
I'm pretty sure this is why we only get shit tier presidential candidates anymore....
>>713673505
>>713675207
why? what about it freaks you out?
no offense but that's pretty fucking mild on the scale of shit people are turned on by.
Before I was turned 13 and smoked my first joint...
I let my parents brainwash me into their cultish view on a version of bible humping. They taught me that sex was bad, weed is evil and shamed me when they caught me masturbating. Would go and tell entire family which would procede to make fun of me for it.
I'm 20 and a proud athiest now, baby on the way. I still feel shame whenever I masturbate. Weed is good, sex is better. Don't listen to your parents.
>>713674535
Why no ass to mouth?
>>713662147
Glad a got caught up before coming here but seriously... dick move
>>713656147
My 12yo niece has been staying with me for about a week, I make her scrambled eggs every morning. She doesn't know I jerk a load of cum into the eggs every day, but she fuckin loves my scrambled eggs. I get so hard when she tells me they're so much better than her mom's
I wish I was a cute girl like pic related.
>>713675925
idk that I liked being hit.
That the more it hurt and the madder he got the more turned on I got.
>>713675646
>>713676089
>
>>713675928
>proud athiest
/r/eddit hates you...Welcome home /b/rother or cumdumpster.
>>713656147
I have created an entire head-canon, filled with multiple interconnected universes, just to explain why I use the same character in every RPG I play.
I wonder if I actually have autism, since both my sisters do.
I am infatuated with a fictional character.
I want to die, but I don't want to kill myself.
>>713675987
Well it seems like you parents should have taught you not to assume things I fucked with her for a long time and she wouldn't ever let me ass fuck her so that was my main focus I really enjoyed myself and honestly I wish she'd have passed out like that more
>>713676065
fuck her already
>>713676297
Thanks dad.
>>713676065
They should be better. Cream makes them fluffier and the saltiness pre-seasons them. I bet those eggs are the shit!
>>713676070
have you gotten your head checked to see if you're not suffering from cancer or other issues in your brain making you feel this way? i have fantasies about being a girl, but its temporary, its an escape. even if you were literally that girl in the picture, why would it make your life any better?
i like coffoe
>>713676520
>Thanks dad.
Are we role playing now because I'd be happy to fuck you like your dad.
>>713676081
I cant make you find it less weird if you don't want to by my advice is figure out a way to accept it. if over half of women have rape fantasies, how is liking a bit of physical abuse any different?
If you can accept it, you can find a guy who'll hit you and fuck you at the same time and your sex life will get pretty fucking great.
>>713676644
Classic Christian dad, raping his son. Right?
>>713656147
I'm a sand nigger
>>713676358
>autism, since both my sisters do.
Oh damn! Do they fuck? I so want to see two autists cumdumpsters fuck. Being sisters would just be that much better.
>>713676712
>If you can accept it, you can find a guy who'll hit you and fuck you at the same time and your sex life will get pretty fucking great.
Yeah I just have no idea how to find one that will do it and not be fucking crazy.
>>713676975
Where you from I'll do it
>>713676416
Bloody, cum shits. That just caps the night off.
>>713675928
20 and a baby on the way? Jeez. Why have lil fuckers when you know their just gonna grow up to be a failed version of your past life?
>>713662147
Wat show is this??
>>713676771
>raping his son
It's role play. I'd rape a daughter too.
>>713677053
>Not be crazy
You missed this requirement
>>713677069
You fucking savage I was gentle geez well only cuz I didn't want her waking up
>>713676081
Why don't cumdumpsters like you live in MT. I'd slap you cross-eyed. Shit would be like a dream.
>>713676531
I've honestly felt like this for years, even during my young teens I always wanted to be a girl. It's whatever though, It doesn't affect me in my normal everyday life, I'll live as a man and be perfectly fine, it's just if I had the chance to do it all over again as a girl, I definitely would.
>>713677189
Based on what? So a guy wants to smack a girl around while he fucks her and that's crazy?
Oh wait no is it cuz I'm here?
>>713676975
>not be fucking crazy
BDSM. you're a sub, you should look into what it means to follow this path. what makes a good dom or an abusive one ( be warned - there are a lot of them )
here's a good intro for a submissive about the thinking behind it :
https://dominantsoul.wordpress.com/psychology-of-submission/why-do-you-submit/
>>713677282
I understand the conundrum. I would have made the same call. Maybe next time, with stronger ruffiies.
>>713676507
i wish, not worth the risk. i'll just keep feeding the little slut cum and sniffing her thongs
>>713676527
good point lol, maybe i should try them
>>713677387
>Oh wait no is it cuz I'm here?
yes
>>713677303
I dont know. Most of us live in gulf coast states
>>713676975
same as you're not crazy, plenty of guys out there are normal except for some fun shit in the bedroom. odds are you already know a bunch.
They tend to keep it on the quiet though, same as you. The ones who are really out there about what they're into tend to be the crazy ones.
>>713677499
Hey now no drugs she did it to herself I even used some lube for her
>>713677324
your past life might have been female. your next life might be female. this masculine life is probably a weird pitstop for you. have you roleplayed female characters before? have you tried walking yourself through the mindset of females?
>>713677438
Details of the rape? Pics?
>>713677676
>I even used some lube for her
Well, shit. That was very loving and kind of you. Rare on /b/. You're a good man when you rape your wife. I applaud you, good sir.
Would the girl who likes getting beat be kind enough to post a pic?
Bird Dick
>>713677653
So then how to find them is the prob
>>713677438
>I heard she had another child some time after I left
congrats on being a dad anon
>>713677602
>Most of us live in gulf coast states
The ones that like to get slapped and abused? What is it about the gulf states that twist you folks like that, in great ways.
>>713677998
>The ones that like to get slapped and abused? What is it about the gulf states that twist you folks like that, in great ways.
Fucked up childhoods.
>>713677889
Im fat.
>>713677861
Not my wife lol
Given how things are now I'd have done her real rough and dry just to show that bitch a thing or two...
Also is it really rape if I was gonna fuck her if she hadn't passed out?
>>713656147
I play runescape
>>713677695
Yes and yes to both questions. heres hoping I am a cute girl in the next life, that would be amazing.
>>713678084
Fat or not let's see it
>>713678148
RS is the shit you play eoc or 07?
>>713678084
>Im fat.
Not because you have to but because you're my bag. Fat chicks are where it's at. If you do, slap your shit red first.
>>713656147
I'm not a racist but I hate how niggers smell.
>>713678333
Says the nigger.
>>713678211
>>713678298
>>713657667
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>713656147
I hate niggers
They look bad, smell bad and are disgusting overall
>>713678502
Always wanted to start that just didn't wanna start over I'm on eoc
>>713678480
Let us see your pussy
>>713675888
Trips of truth
>>713662892
>t. normal male sex drive in castrated society
>>713658051
we all did anon
>>713678480
That's not you (I hope it is though). Where's the time stamp. Or just circle your pussy with a <3.
>>713663218
Don't worry, no charge for them
>>713678683
Didnt shave. Sorry
>>713677969
well, you can always just try dating some guys until you get to the stage of talking about that and dump them if they're not at all into it.
But if you want to date specifically for the kink, you need a forum with some anonymity. /b/ is actually alright for that but people wont be nearby, fetlife you can get kink but you'll probably get hardcore kink enthusiasts. depending on where you live you might ahve some local forum you can chat about random shit on with a pseudonym. The wider you cast your net, the more likely you find what you need.
>>713657706
>19:25:19
How?
>>713679046
How about the anus?
I'm still not over her. Feelsbadman
>>713678480
>>713679046
>no timestamp
sigh
shame its fake, that looks like a fun body to treat rough and abuse.
>>713679081
>fetlife
Fuck that.
Tried it and got locked in a motel room and sexually assaulted.
No thanks.
Thats when I gave up trying to find anyone in to it and normal
