Infos thread, post 'em if you got 'em. Also general
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Infos thread, post 'em if you got 'em. Also general knowledge thread.
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>>713647557
Bumberino
IM HELPING
kek
>>713647557
Bum p.
>>713649203
Wow. Thank.
Ok I guess I'll contribute since this is one of the few good threads up right now.
Anyone have the crystal making one.
That one is so cool.
>>713650801
what is this actually supposed to do?
>>713649079
updated version
>>713651207
i really dont think we need trap garbage in yet another thread
>>713651044
make you look like you're sucking a dick
>>713651044
make you look like you're sucking a dick, dumbass
>>713651782
It's an infographic, and he posted the outdated one. It's not like it's off topic.
>>713652909
I always wanted my shirts to smell like my socks.
>>713650801
>>713653351
fug
>>713651207
updated & improved version
>>713653269
Do you wear your socks before taking them off and packing them?
Because it is recommended you pack with clean clothes.
>>713653665
>>713653975
>/b/
>clean clothes
youmustbenewhere.jpg
>>713653351
Fuck anon you got me
>>713653351
I recently i read an essay on double speak and jargon. These fancy words make anyone believe anything, fuck you all.
>>713649340
Do kegel exercises do any damage?
>>713649512
LifeHacks: Straight outta Africa
WASTED ;)))
>>713655353
But what do you make it out of?
>>713653213
fuck this looks good
>>713656114
faggot
>>713653351
I said that 6 times before I figured it out.
>point & laff @ me
You can get high and have an drug experience similar to ketamine and psychedelics for less that 10 dollars.
Purchase any cough medicine containing only Dextromethorphan and enjoy one of the many pleasures many of us take part in, but never really talk about.
Cucks-r-us
>>713653012
how do you keep each drink in seperate layers like that? wont it all just mix together?
>>713649079
>Eat semen
This must be a prank to add testosterone to people trying to be traps
>>713657119
Of course it will mix together, dipshit. Those are proportional guides to how much of each ingredient you should use.
But the answer is, use the convex side of a spoon, lights on heavies.
>>713657228
Finally, been looking for this everywhere. Was starting to think apple ripped me off
>>713649079
>10 weeks to build up to a 5k
What the shit
>>713658096
easier way is to use his. made from a coke can. This is how faggots when I was in school would pick the gym lockers. Luckily nothing of mine was taken because I was/is a poorfag.
>>713658028
this si bullshit btw
>>713653351
You slimy shit eating motherfuck
>>713658672
do you had a tutorial of that?
>>713653351
God damnit thats fucking clever you piece of shit
>>713658672
I can do those by way they the feel, unless if it's the kind with the bumps all the way around.
Anybody got on building muscles for amateurs?
>>713659035
Fact: 100% of people can't say isle oven knee grows
>>713650542
this is retarded and overly complicated.
all you need to do is face the sun, if it is morning you are facing east, evening you are facing west. figure out north and south from that.
if anyone here wants my full knowledge dump i'll do it. has a couple things already in this thread but most of it is new.
>there's a catch isnt there
bingo mate
someone has to roll dubs. the person who rolls dubs chooses for everyone by saying you want my knowledge folder OR could roll again and try for 666. 666 gets my porn folder. you have to say whether you want to keep or go for 666 in your post or it doesnt count though. happy knowledging
>>713656750
???
>>713660793
dumpppppppppppppppppppp
>>713660793
Dump /B/ro
>>713660793
You are a child
watch this
>>713660793
>>713660944
>>713659888
Eat as much protein as possible and lift heavy things.
It's not rocket surgery.
>>713660682
What if it's midday?
>>713660944
two of the same numbers at the end side by side
>>713660793
I would dump, but most of my stuff was before the 2Mb limit so I can't post
>>713660793
...wow...28 items....amaaaazing bro
>>713649203
Hardmode: Actually put the trash into the can, instead of onto the ground around it.
>>713650656
I've done this, but instead I bent some paperclips with pliers. Works just as well for me
>>713660944
going for 666 or do you want just the knowledge? remember if you go for 666 you forfeit knowledge until you get 666, then you get porn and knowledge
>>713661193
use shadows to determine direction if you can't determine the location of the sun
>>713661444
OwO
>>713661444
>>713660944
Number 4 thread
>>713661444
Just the knowledge my man
>>713655256
I'm a med fag, kegel exercises are actually good for you.
1/20something
>>713653012
How to fucking completely stretch out your Damn socks beyond use in eight easy steps.
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>>713662172
how the fuck do drinks stretch your socks
3
4
5
6
Here's one I personally found useful.
>>713650801
fucking kek'd that was great
>>713650818
Do fluffies like that recipe?
>>713662735
I've been told that it will crack your windshield if you do it
>>713662735
Thanks!
Saved me from missing my exam earlier
>>713663158
That's if you pour cold water anon. Some people pour cold water thinking it won't matter what is water, but since it is cold it causes the water molecules to lock up, weighing on the wind shield until it cracks. Boiling water on the hand causes a temperature change so fast the covalent bonds locking the ice in place are instantly broken and your window is good to go.
>>713650701
>the fear of looking like an ass will keep you motivated
Fuck no it don't
>>713655690
Newfags can't tribunny.
>>713663158
yeah it will
alternatively if you have money, pour sugar on it
forget about an assignment or some shit, need an extra day???
1) open word/powerpoint/what the fuck ever and hit a fuckload of keys
2) save it as whatever you wanna call your real project
3) right click the document and open in "notepad"
4) remove a random chunk of text and save the document
5) when they try and open the file it will say its corrupt and cant be read.... DO your fucking real assignment before the teacher asks you to send it again
>>713663556
>>713663716
Anon, read above response.
>>713655525
that's implying they have water in africa
>>713653351
HAHAHHAHA111!
>>713649866
This is a fucking atrocity. Only Windsor and half Windsor are acceptable. KYS
>>713652710
>al dente
>>713658028
Only work on old Otis brand elevators
>>713649079
>>713651207
If you're too manly you're doomed.
>>713655023
lmao this nigga is so dumb
>>713654741
tfw 8.1
pls no bully
>>713650952
Finally. Something useful.
>>713663761
Better:
1. open notepad, spam random letter/numbers/symbols
2. Save as whatever format (i.e. .doc, .pdf, .zip)
Your file shall now be guaranteed corrupt
>>713655044
This is one normal day in any black city
>>713664700
That's the correct way to cook pasta, you fucking animal.
This is the most garbage info thread I've ever seen.
>>713654741
More like this?
>>713650818
All that text, that shitty c board, boxed pasta. It takes less than hour to make ur own. Shit
>>713660853
Avant-Garde picture depicting how taco bell will keep you locked in the bathroom
>>713657228
>>713657680
It's been done and it doesn't fuck your phone up
>>713660682
the sun is only consistently rising in the east and setting in the west around one day per year. it's a common misconception it always rises that way, but when you actually measure it, it changes position overtime.
>>713662398
Won't filter out disease or viruses
>>713663704
kek
>>713663158
>>713655232
nigger are you retarded.
Legit just mix potasium nitrate and sugar so it caramlizes, wait for it to dry, stick a fuse and enjoy the show.
>>713657228
i doubt any of the numales that own an Iphone also own a drill or know how to use one
>>713663556
You're a faggot
You won't even see the results dumb ass what's the point
>>713663874
Simple power move
>>713661239
>implying anons do normie shit like this
>>713663704
Would this actually work? I doubt it but goddamn that would be funny
>>713662553
Damn, I wish guns were this cheap in Straya
>>713667732
inb4 someone does it
>>713663618
kek to you sir
>>713653351
fuck you anon
>>713667867
Will try it one day, I feed docile flies to my lizard sometimes.
>>713660793
gimmy that shit
>>713656640
Fuck you dxm sucks ass.
>>713667732
wtf this banned me
posting from phone btw
>>713668411
better yet do it with bees
>make a ton of them with bees
>release in a crowded public place
>record video and laugh your ass off as people are attacked with tiny planes powered by angry bees
>>713664649
Go fuck yourself, I'll tie my tie any damn way I want.
>>713652710
I'm italian and I can count at least 5 mistakes in this "Carbonara".
>We use "Bucatini" and not "Spaghetti", basically bucatini are spaghetti with a hole inside, but who cares, I like it even with short pasta.
>no garlic and no onions in the origianl recipe
>we use cheek lard and not bacon (even if I prefer bacon to be honest)
>what the fuck is heavy cream? We don't jizz in our food.
>add the egg mixture when the stove is tuned off otherwise you will cook the egg and make an omelette, it must stay creamy.
If someone actually readed this boring shit, well done, now you can cook a Carbonara.
>>713651044
holy fuck i fell for it
>>713653351
Non native english speaker here, what the fuck does this mean?
>>713653351
you fucker
>>713663556
i'm at the ideal level of retardation for this to be a frustrating answer
>>713650656
Guy who actually can pick locks here
Fucking 90 percent of locks you can open with a hook pick, this shit is so retarded it's not funny. If you're going to use picks like that, you're probably using it on a lock that you will rarely find.
Go buy a small tension wrench and a single pick off eBay, it's way more efficient.
>>713656743
i dropped out how does (a+b)^2=a^2+3^2+2ab?
>>713662735
You are an idiot child. At least change the file name before you upload it dumbass this will crack your windshield the temperature changes too drastic for the tempered glass and it will crack right down the middle
>>713662861
Kill yourself, edgelord.
>>713669169
you can also wear a trilby and bow tie every day but that doesn't make you cool brah
>>713654022
Bumblasted fag confirmed.
>>713666814
That's why you boil first, it's a two step filtration process
>>713669722
Pro tip:
If you have to buy the tools you need to pick a lock you probably shouldn't be picking locks.
Best tension rod I've ever used came off of a pen. Pick was a fat paperclip. Also used a hairpin (not round, one of them large flat brass ones).
>>713670086
Dude that's fucked up, holy shit. That's local news fear mongering level shit.
>>713670543
>Nigger rigging a pick
Well i guess if you're gonna be a nigger and steal shit go ahead and nigger rig it. I do it as a pass time, im not stealing shit.
>>713670543
Redjohnsonjones2931004
>>713670831
oh shit didn't censor!!
>>713670086
Posting that here after what happened years ago with this shit isnt a great idea.
>>713649396
can anyone confirm?
>>713671063
Won't work. Every vending machine has its own code, or no code at all.
>>713671063
It's bullshit.
The vendor that stocks it has a key to open the machine to collect the money.
>>713671063
I can confirm you're a fucking moron.
Lemme see if I can find something...
Scrolling..
Scrolling..
Scrolling..
Ah! Here we go.
>>713647557
Having worked for a vending company in the past and serviced these belt-fed machines, I can tell you that this doesn't work. It won't flip over to "sold out" and you'll have to pay for another drink to get the belt moving again.
>>713668716
>being this new
That's the point, it doesn't expose samefags, it's a trap.
>>713671381
>eating the bait
it doesn't ban you just makes you look retarded
>>713662553
I wish I could fucking read this
>>713653351
You son of a bitch.
>>713670086
That's the /b/ I love. I missed you so much.
>>713666758
At some latitudes it doesn't ever get directly over head any days of the year. It still rises in the east and sets in the west, but it's also always to the south (in the northern hemisphere)
>>713671267
can confirm
>>713664728 kekk
>>713671454
Soitan tietoverkkorikollisuuden poliisi teitä, hintti.
>>713650801
I did this drunk and im fine
>>713671716
>>713653351
Non native english speaker here
Care to explain?
>>713670086
classic
>>713653351
I've lost so many times it doesn't even matter
>>713669325
>>>713651044
>holy fuck i fell for it
What does it do? I'm doing it right now and it's not doing anything?
>>713656114
The fuck
>>713647557
ancient news... so old that this method is obsolete. does not work anymore on new machines
>>713673154
what would it look like you're doing?
>>713670086
Just in case someone is stupid enough to try this, it makes a gas that will kill you.
>>713655232
>how to make a poison gas grenade
>>713673154
You're sucking a ninja's dick
>>713670747
jesus christ how fucking new are you
>>713649340
Kegal exercises are hard!
>>713656114
Umm
>>713670819
Sure showed that nigger, huh? Why develop skills when I can buy them? Lol fucking nignogs... When will they learn?
>inb4 banhammer
>>713653351
Son of a bitch
>>713673640
I still can't understand what the trap is...
>>713670851
if you post your 4chan pass password it will come out in stars.
see>
******
try it guys
>>713673732
Fuck off newfag
>>713673601
Heh.
>>713664649
Disagree. Four-in-hand also perfectly fine.
>>713651207
Great info, thanks. Now I know to eat lots of rare beef and avoid flax seeds
>>713673518
I promise you I've been here longer than you. I'm not telling him he should stop posting it. I'm just looking at it from the perspective of someone who's been on here long enough and seen enough shit that I've outgrown all this edgelord shit. Maybe once you reach your twenties it'll click for ya. Nobody gives a shit about your secret 4chan Club. It's been around since 2004
>>713673732
It's part of a strange game, the only winning move is not to play.
What should I post?
>>713669913
2016 and no memristor
>>713674146
whats the gravity wells?
>>713674146
computers
fighting and combat
math
internet
technology
>>713674372
>>713665416
Lol SHIIIEEETTTT
>>713674412 anon there is too much there to post all.
>>713670086
Holy shit, that looks awesome , want to make some with my kids tonight
>>713674561
nevermind post programming shit
>>713650701
So much bullshit in one post, faggot
>>713650801
>anyone have the crystal making one
Newfags will kill themselves
>>713674146
could I see thieves and stoner's guide? preferably on growing
>>713674687
Free to download this all from
info.
stylee32.net
![tumblr_m162jfE3dT1r1c6jgo2_500[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Z2V4pwr.jpg "tumblr_m162jfE3dT1r1c6jgo2_500[1].jpg")
>>713649866
Perfect tie knot for if you never want to get a fucking job and you want everyone to laugh and laugh and laugh at your fucking stupidity.
>>713650801
This is nonsense
>>713653351
Kek this has more replies than if you dont reply
Check em
>>713674146
electronics
maths
piracy
musix
troll
>>713675243
Shit
>>713675243
Check what you autist
Check this
>>713675337
Ever heard of gets newfag?
>>713675337
I was going for dubs
>>713674849
go for C++
>>713674561
programming
>>713647557
I tried this, didn't work, it just leaves the drink on the bottom of the bar that moves your drink.
>>713656750
is that stewart
>>713654988
Yeah because patriotarchy just shows you how woman are the last niggers
>>713674959
>be me
>be employer
>person comes in looking for a job
>fucking awesome credentials
>shitload of experience
>great qualifications
>notice he tied his tied in a trinity knot instead of a full windsor
>"get the fuck out of here"
>>713675423
are you actually retarded
>>713673601
Whats CP?
>>713655044
Whys the sentences all derpy
>>713675931
Oh duh, Nevermind I clicked it and I got the joke
>>713655256
Only to your boyfriends ass
>>713675931
Chink Penis
>>713672984
Say it out loud lots of times
>>713673518
spotted the 12 year old edgelord
>>713673755
Works with credit card numbers too, Built in protection to stop ppl posting em
>>713654022
topfuckingkek
Feels Good Man =).
>>713674649
looks like darwin is coming late this year
>>713662398
or you could not live in india
>>713653012
>old fashioned
>soda water
Welp, this is obviously trash. Fucking children need to learn how to drink.
>>713676430
the ONE good thing about the patriot act
**** **** **** ****
***
05/21
Even does the 3 back numbers! I heard they are eventually gonna block out the date, but I dunno how they are gonna do that efficiently.
>>713676460
Or u could stick your cock in
>>713653012
>>713676612
And wtf, is that a shit ton of water in the "mint julep"?
Jesus Christ. A Mint Julep is literally all bourbon filled to the brim.
>>713673755
Ilovesuckingniggercock123
>>713656750
This doesn't seem like an infographic.
>>713676719
I thought the same thing too!At least there's still one anon out there who knows how to make a,proper mint julep
