/b/ um... what should I do if a 9 year old ate about 9 hits of LSD, asking for a friend
>>713623724
kek and record it.
>>713623724
How fucked are you if you take them to the hospital?
Just go to the hospital, they give him benzo's and he'll be fine. Go before he starts flipping his shit
>>713623724
The kids either going to turn out to be some super creative genius or end up in a mental home.
Give him some oj and take him to the hospital.
>>713623724
http://www.ncsl.org/research/civil-and-criminal-justice/drug-overdose-immunity-good-samaritan-laws.aspx
Plus even if you go to jail OP, a 9 year old probably weighs 60lbs or less dude. He needs a fucking doctor. Do the right thing.
>>713624138
OJ doesnt really work does it?
>>713623724
You go to the hospital, and tell them he ate something he found on the playground.
>>713623845
Post link here
did he realize they weren't tasty only after he ate 8 of them?
>>713623724
take his ass to hospital, fool! Meanwhile queue up as much hardcore porn for your 64bg memory stick as possible and ram it up your ass when you get home - you aren't getting any more porn where you're going.
>>713623724
Do you have any Pink Floyd?
let him listen to some psychedelic shit
You people are fucking idiots. Nothing a doctor can do about fucking LSD, except for sedating the little shit, which is what OP should do.
>>713625145
it would taste like normal candy corn, which taste like shit faggot
>>713625600
But i love candy corn. I buy a few pounds of them once a year and eat them throughout the holidays.
>>713625426
At his weight it could result in muscle spasms or even failure of the CNS. He needs to be under observation where if mechanical ventilation is required it can be performed.
>>713625426
sure, smartest thing is to give him more drugs.
give pepto bismol the bismuth nullifies it
>>713625254
kek
Tell him "hold on, you are about to take the trip of a lifetime"
Put on a mask and run around him screeching
Convince them you're a magician and put them under a powerful spell
Fuck it. literally have sex with him or her. They wont remember. Plus they'll be super tight
Get them to go to sleep as fast as ducking possible. If not call poison control and tell them somebody gave her candy and she's acting weird. I used to take 4 tabs every Friday for months. That shit will break her if it's 25i. I'm not fucking joking don't ruin that child
>>713627108
I'm not having sex with my sister faggot
>>713627108
I thought that i will see this in first 3 replies
>>713627629
>>713623724
Fuck you OP. If this is legit and your 9 year old sister took LSD or potentially NBOME and you DONT take her to the hospital, you are the worst most disgusting sibling ever. You are worse than Hillary Clinton. You don't fuck with that shit when it comes to family. You take a bullet for them.
>>713623845
this, for the lulz.
The hospital is pretty useless, assuming that he won't die.
Other than that I can assure you that 9 fucking hits of LSD already fucked up really bad his brain permanently.
>>713623724
Nothing you can do, they will come down in after 10hours. Dont sweat it. Just be with them, be reassuring if they look troubled. Quite normal to have body shakes/trembling.
There's literally nothing you can do OP.
Just wait it out
>easier said for you
also
>yfw you very potentially fucked your sister up for life because of one simple mistake
If it's 100% acid and not some shit like NBOMe then give them like .25-.5mg of xanax and put on some cartoons or something. Xanax will dull the LSD to a large degree.
The kid'll be okay, physically, but they'll be in for a wild ride
>>713627629
>Not gonna have sex with a girl
>Calls me a faggot
Alright. Whatever you say cockmuncher
Op can you greentext what happened? because this seems kinda fucking retarded
>>713623724
nigga who is ur dealer ??
>>713626028
There's no way the kid is gonna die from 9 hits of acid. There's way the kid got enough LSD in her to die, the LD50 is basically a phone book of acid blotters.
Now if it's not acid, and rather a NBOMe...that kid is fucked
>>713628800
This
Still not a fun experience for either of them...
>>713629005
Yeah that kid's in for the headfuck of a lifetime
OP here
> Get home from work
> see little sister on the couch with my bag of candy corn LSD
> thatbitch.jpg
> remember I had ten left
> only one in the bag
> friends told me it wasn't that good so I'm assuming the quality is shit
> she's rolling on the floor talking about the walls breathing
> preparing to kill myself
>>713629201
Isn't breathing walls what happens when it's 25i?
>>713629201
and your first reaction was to post on 4chan instead of calling doctor?
>>713623724
This may be a little extreme but its your best bet, knock her the fuck out, choke her or hit her head with a shovel, sounds harsh but your in a fucked situation away.
>>713629201
Kill her first then yourself. It's the only thing to do
>>713629201
>she's rolling on the floor talking about the walls breathing
IT BEGINS
>>713629201
Where's mom & dad???
>>713629332
That happens on LSD as well, (Source have taken LSD)
>>713629201
Benzo. Get the kid a fucking xanax, or a shot or two of tequila. Something to dull the effects, she'll probably need it
>>713627108
bump for this
>>713629555
i mean i dont support the idea but trips are trips
If you have time and they aren't already coming up as a last resort try to give them enough Benadryl to knock them out. otherwise I would say they won't remember, but that's not an excuses to not take them to the hospital.
If that happened to my sister, I would just prepare to get in major trouble and do the right thing by taking her to the doc.
They will more than likely just benzo her....which is a good thing.
>>713629332
Eh, that's just a general side effect from most psychs
>>713629342
>Doctor comes round
>''yeah she ate my acid''
>Doc: ''alright''
>Shrinks down to nanoscopic size and starts removing the molecules off her synapses
>>713629356
bumping for this, seems like a good idea
>>713623724
Hospital, immediately.
>>713629332
Mushierooms
>>713629660
Its not about if it helps, its about the first reaction, like if you care about someone and hes in shit you first reaction shouldnt be post it on 4chan
>>713629542
Yeah, give her a quarter bar of xan
Once she's out convince her it was a dream
rgfg
>>713629660
Kek, sounds like a Rick and Morty episode TBH
Keep us updated op
>>713629727
Terrible idea, she will only pass out for a few minutes then wake up tripping harder.
She's already fucked up on acid lets not throw brain damage into the mix.
Let alone the terrifying image of tripping balls while some one is choking you out.
Seriously, give her .25 or so of xanax and send her to bed.
She'll hopefully just think it was a weird dream.
The only difference if you take her to the hospital is you'll go to jail.
So do you want to go to jail?
>>713629781
>its not about if it helps
Nice backwards reasoning, fuckboi. If you care about the person, shouldn't you want the best option to help them?
>>713623724
Get her a joint and a fifth of wild turkey
Op
pics or it didn't happen.
Duuuuuude Op, pictures!
>>713629795
I gave her a whole bar earlier, per request of another anon
>>713630041
ditto
>>713630095
She is gonna be fucking out. Jesus dude a full bar for a 90lb girl is crazy lol. She will be fine I'm sure.
>>713629727
You know, when people get knocked out via concussion or oxygen deprivation, it only lasts a few minutes, max, and that usually means there's some brain damage involved. If you knock someone out, you can expect them to be down for like .5-1 minute max
>>713630095
A WHOLE FUCKING BAR? DUDE, SHE'S 9.
2mg is WAY too much for a 9 year old what the fuck?
Keep her awake and keep watch on her airway.
You just made this much worse.
Keep her on her side if she's passed out, NOT ON HER BACK.
You're fucking retarded, why a WHOLE FUCKING BAR?
You should have gave her .25, not fucking 2 MG you dumb shit
>>713630095
Good that should do the trick. Now wrap her up in her woobie put on some scooby doo and hopefully she will be out like a light
>>713627108
>OP - Oh no, is problem!
>anon1 - Kek!
>anon2 - Kek!
>anon3 - you should fuck problem
never change, /b/
>>713630095
Whoa! A whole bar will kick my ass. This was the right thing to do though OP. That little tyke'll be out like a light in a bit. Maybe a little groggy when she wakes up lol
>>713630398
Good job getting OP to kill his sister. 2mg is fucking way too much.
>>713625234
only storage useful in prison is a floppy. get to stretching
>>713630503
if she even wakes up
So how long before OP ends up on the news? If all this is legit at least.
You all are fucking retarded, obvious troll.
>>713630371
2mg of xanax on it's own won't kill her. It'll fuck her up, but xanax is very safe if it's not mixed with other depressants.
update OP?
>>713630095
OP is a man in a boat with a leak.
>plugs one hole
>another 2 appear
>plugs those
>the boat sinks
>>713630302
Ok then, next good idea, drive to some random playground and drop her off, and say she went missing, hopefully shell turn up then they're be no blame on you (for the acid, but "losing" a kid is better then letting her have 9 hits of acid)
the fuck is going on here?
FUCKING FUCKING FUCK FUCK
SHE'S OUT
>>713630589
She'll be fine
>The acute oral LD50 in rats is 331–2171 mg/kg
source:http://www.rxlist.com/xanax-drug/overdosage-contraindications.htm
despite common belief, xans on their own are pretty physically safe.
>>713630634
She's 9. 2mg of xanax can cause her to pass out obviously, but the danger is aspiration.
That's why I said keep her on her side and watch her airway. It'll be very easy for her to choke on her own saliva or vomit
Benzos
>The choice of agent for pharmacologic restraint may be dictated by local pre-hospital protocols. Whenever possible, however, benzodiazepines should be the first-line agent, as they are effective both intravenously and intramuscularly, have rapid onset of activity, and do not have the potential for cardiac conduction delays or decreased seizure threshold associated with antipsychotics such as haloperidol or droperidol. Intramuscular diazepam (Valium) or midazolam (Versed) have rapid onset of action and should be used in preference to lorazepam (Ativan) if safe intravenous access is not obtainable.
sauce
http://emedicine.medscape.com/article/814848-treatment
the lethal dose for LSD is unimaginably high. the kids gonna trip balls for a few hours then be fine.
if you wanna avoid trouble about his mental health just give him half a warm beer and some sleep meds and hell sleep through the trip.
>>713630095
Post pics of sister tripping
>>713629332
Walls breathing is fairly low level hallucination, really.
Walls becoming a crystalline matrix which allows you to see through the molecules to understand the relationship between the frequency of the soundwaves coming from the speakers which are next to, but not part of the crystalline matrix which...
Well, you get the idea. That's what I've had after 9 blotter acid. It makes rolling joints hard, I'll tell you that.
>>713630801
PUT HER ON HER SIDE YOU RETARD and watch her side and watch her airway.
>>713630827
I'm not talking about toxicity you idiot. read above. Aspiration is how most depressant deaths occur.
>>713623724
Go to Netflix, have a SAW marathon.
>>713630923
kys
>>713630801
Top fucking kek.
Ok now you can begin with the extraction of the body. First dig a hole in your backyard or something
>>713623724
They all took the bait
>>713630801
kek nice going OP
>>713631078
faggot!
>>713630801
POSTING IN EPIC THREAD
>>713630972
hey don't be a cocksucker pal. I seriously doubt 2mg of xanax is gonna do shit
What is her pulse? How shallow is her breathing?
As another anon said, keep her on her side and watch her breathing. Make sure her mouth and airway is clear of liquid or vomit.
Make sure, don't half ass it. You could take a 5min smoke break and come back to see her dead, aspirated on vomit.
Keep her on her side.
My sides are eternal.
I am glad to be here right now. Thank you /b/
This
>>713630801
She is out of it, not remembering a thing. Now is your 1 shot to ram your little sister hard up the shit pipe, shes going to die anyway so it wont scar her.
>>713630972
also, aspiration is likely not the word you're looking for
>>713630801
Include me in the screencap
>>713630371
It's fine anon, 2 mg Of Xanax isn't immediately dangerous even for a kid but I feel like op is really banking on the fact that what his sister took was indeed LSD when these days, over 90 percent of drugs marketed as LSD are actually some sort of RC
>>713630801
Now call 911, say "My little sister found my LSD and thought it was candy, she ate 9 of them. I gave her a whole bar of xanax cause some retard on the internet told me so and now she's passed out. I'm retarded pls help"
>>713628126
kek
>>713631311
It's not about the xanax, it's the deep unconsciousness and depressed nervous system. If she happens to vomit even a little, she could choke to death.
>>713631434
I'm an EMT I think i would know.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pulmonary_aspiration
>>713630801
This thread
Fake
Gake and fay
Sage
fuck him. best answer i think.
>>713630599
"Another anonymous poster from the controversial site '4Chan' in the news tonight, with the reported tragic death of a nine year old girl from a drugs-related incident. The brother of the deceased is under arrest as we speak, harrowing scenes here at the house - more at 9, now here's Tom with the weather!"
>>713623724
get out of here with this fake ass bullshit
Let them trip LSD can't kill you unless it's fake LSD than I'd go to the ER no just go to the ER
I believe in you OP! drink some coffee and watch her until she wakes up. If you pull this off with her surviving and not being insane from the acid you're a fucking legend. Good luck!
>>713630972
>aspiration
you keep using that word... i dont think it means what you think it means
>>713628461
He has logic on his side
>>713624507
NO but it is a good placebo. That only works if you know your trippin and want to come down though.
>>713631674
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pulmonary_aspiration
I think you're a fucking moron
WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THIS FUCKING THREAD
>>713631674
You're a true aspiration for all of us
>>713625254
This. Early stuff.
>>713631619
>"Another anonymous poster from the controversial site '4Chan' in the news tonight, with the reported tragic death of a nine year old girl from a drugs-related incident. The brother of the deceased is under arrest as we speak, harrowing scenes here at the house - more at 9, now here's Tom with th - NEW NEW NEW, MCDONALDS TRIPPLE DOUBLE QUADRUBLE POUNDER ONLY $15.99 *fries not included in meal deal, only available after 11AM, select stores only"
ftfy
>>713631078
Or, die in a car-fire you retard cunt.
Know-nothing motherfucker.
>>713631674
How is he using that word incorrectly, retard?
This thread has been reported to the FBI
>>713629781
It's acid not heroin.
Fake
Maybe you can give her a shot of heroin to capm her a bit down, also some coke to get her back up again. Like a mixture or something just do it
>>713631674
Aspiration on it's own is definitely not the right word. Pulmonary Aspiration is what he meant though. Really confused me at first like "aspiration to do what now"
>>713631954
But now it's a bar of Xanax and LSD.
OP is such an idiot I would bet money the poor girl is going to aspirate and die while he's fucking around on 4chan.
fuckkk her gogo
>>713631952
BTFO white knight
OP here
I need to know now before anything else, is she going to be okay
>>713631719
sorry, non native speaker. medical terms are not my strength
>>713630801
TAKE HER TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL, IF SHE DIES YOU WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOURSELF, BITE THE BULLET AND SAVE HER LIFE
>>713632068
I don't get why everyone thinks Xanax fucks you up, she'll be fine..
>>713632059
We don't say "Pulmonary Aspiration" in medical jargon, we just say "Aspirate". It's too long.
>>713632068
I'm a doctor, she'll be fine.
>>713623724
Tell the doc that the kid got in the medicine cabinet.
>>713632133
Yes yes, but ONLY if you reply to this post or OPs sister is going to die in her sleep tonight
>>713631826
Sorry, not a Murican - I always, always forget to add an advert for fried or grilled meat when I write imaginary news stories to post on an image board thread...
Good save, anon - you're not a faget, far as I'm concerned.
>>713632207
well NORMALY it doesnt
>>713632207
How much medical training do you have?
Now rape her and stream your suicide idiot
>>713631712
Then I guess a 9 year old wouldn't have any use for this huh?
>>713631674
>current year
>looking this much of a cunt because you have a small vocabulary
Fuck sake, m8
>>713632133
Don't listen to the trolls, she'll be fine. Wasn't a great idea to give her Xanax, though she'll probably only have a light headache. The LSD isn't a problem either, kid would've gotten a great experience if not for the Xanax.
>>713623724
I know it might sound counter intuitive to give the kid more durgs but give him like 1mg or 1.5mg of xanax or any similar benzo. It will help calm the kid down and negate some of the effects of the lsd.
My bro is an emt I just asked him...GO TO DOCTOR NOW
This fucking thread is so kek
>>713632207
In a lightweight benzo virgin, it certainly can "fuck you up", and I don't mean inebration.
It's the same danger as with large heroin doses.
Your cough reflex becomes non existent, so if you happen to drool a lot or vomit, you'll just choke to death.
I'm gonna reiterate what I said earlier and say you should take her to the hospital - the vast majority of "LSD" These days are research chemicals that will easily kill a 9 year old
>>713632291
degree of Doctor of Medical Science
OP you fuckin' legend
Just let him ride it out and make sure he doesnt hurt himself and if need be take him to the hospital
>>713632423
You are kinda late for that
Ask on >>>/qa/
That's the question and answer board
>>713632462
Yeah but OP can be there to make sure that doesn't happen
UPDATE US OP
>>713632257
underrated post
>>713630801
FOR CHRISTSAKES GO TO A HOSPITAL
>>713631619
"Today a 9 year old girl on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves. Heres Tom with the weather..."
You DO have her on her side, right?
>>713632493
Uh huh, sure.
>>713632133
If you love her you should go to the hospital. Just to be sure that she'll be alright.
>>713626777
Trips here no pun intended
I had a friend once he took some acid
Now he thinks he's a fire engine
It's okay until he pisses on your lighter
Kinda smells kinda cool kinda funny anyway
satan, satan, satan...
>>713632462
That's really quite unlikely with just a benzo on its own..
Please don't compare a single Xanax bar with any dose of heroin LOL.
Although, combined with "LSD" or whatever research chemical she actually took, the risk is higher so OP should definitely watch for that if he's not gonna take her to the hospital.
ok so i get that the LSD was an accident and i only think you should be kicked in the balls twice for each hit she ate because your dumb ass was too stupid to hide that shit,
BUT
giving her the xanax (especially the dosage) was just beyond idiocy, its just plain disgustingly dumb. fuck you you dense shithead
Don't listen to the trolls. Thing is, if you go to the hospital you'll end up paying quite a lot for no danger what so ever. You might also get into trouble, which is what they want.
>>713632423
>9 year old ate about 9 hits of LSD
>I gave her a whole bar earlier
>give the kid more durgs
>>713632462
Put her in the recovery position and she'll just sleep through it.
record it
>>713632658
My /b/ro I thought the same thing.
Kek
Hints my
>>713632696
>>713631574
I think this guy is right.
>>713623724
How strong are the hits?
Toxic dosage is thought to be around a 1000 times the suggested amount.
>>713632673
dont need to be doc to know this its the first thing they teach you in first aid courses.
it opens up airways n shit making it easier to breath and throw up
>>713632658
"The door is ajar..."
>>713632879
>hints my
>hints
>>713631523
That's what I heard and decided to grow shrooms
>>713623724
OP
if you live in the USA, you do know that youre 100% not liable for her eating the drugs as long as you bring her to the hospital for fear of an OD right?
new laws protect you from criminal prosecution.
if youre this afraid, take her to the hospital.
Can someone screencap it and post in on leddit?
>>713632789
More drugs doesn't necessarily equal bad. Instead of being awake and tripping balls for hours she'll just have some very weird dreams. LSD doesn't affect the same shit as xan's.
LSD sold today is not actually LSD, it will definitely be a NBome, she will die without medical intervention
Never hurt me.
>>713633060
kill yourself
>people genuinely believe this happened
Lmao. Fucking idiots.
OP make a fucking update
>>713633060
go fuck yourself, faggot.
>>713629555
Trips for the Trips god
>>713633148
yeah the girl with timestamp its absolutely fake
>>713633060
This isn't screen worthy. Op posted twice and is probably trolling
>>713632257
You can molest her now, she is not going to remember anything and probably going to die so go ahead while the body is still warm.
>>713633005
Sorry, I'm stoned and auto correct
Oh my sides
*hence
>>713632658
Have a little warm feeling for getting the reference, dude. I did.
OP ! I really want to be sincere and helpful however I really think a goofew idea is melting the remaining lsd tab on a spoon and injecting that shite into your sisters brain. Directly into her brain. Make sure to use a lot of pressure to break through the skull
>>713633221
where did he post twice?
>>713628800
Yeah, literally this. I guess you should keep her calm, try to trip-sit her as much as possible and hope for the best.
>>713633078
Lol sure faggot. I buy my lsd and test it every time with a reagent. I've only ever ran into something that wasn't lsd once, and I just stopped buying from that guy. LSD faking isn't nearly as common as soccer moms on the internet would have you believe.
I drew a compass to represent /b/'s stance on anon's little issue.
>>713630801
>Dat filename
You guys do realize this is copypasta from years ago, right?
Or are you faggots to new to know that?
Take her to the doctor on the off chance your acid is bunk. If you could say with absolute certainty that it's 100% real acid forget about it, but research chemicals are fucking bad news. Also thank you OP. I now realize the danger of putting your acid on a faggot fairy candy instead of paper like a responsible drug user. Best of luck to you
>>713633207
you're right I don't know how it would be possible to get a timestamped picture of a sleeping 9 year old unless she was on acid
>>713623724
She's gonna be fine, everybody needs to chill out. I was 13 when my ex's brothers dosed me with a whole vial. I tripped my face off for the majority of the weekend, and it certainly activated some genetically latent mental issues, but I'm alive and well.
>>713631789
Can confirm, almost aspirated my sides if not for him
>>713633402
FUCKING LOST IT
Melt the remaining lsd in a spoon and inject it straight into her brain. Make sure to apply enough pressure to break the skull then press down firmly and post pics if the results
>>713632257
>"just to be safe"
>>713631025
rolling
>>713623724
Take him to the hospital and say you lost him for a second and some strange man gave him "candy"
>>713633564
U try 2 h4rd m8
>>713633060
You have to go back
>>713632257
>>713630674
my sides
The b8 is so strong in this one
the girls obviously sleeping and he just threw the paper on her for the pic
5/7 fake n gay
>>713633402
>>713633483
greentext it
>>713633402
not bad anon not bad
+1 internets for you
>>713630801
fake look at the filename
>>713633359
>>713633644
You should try harder on your spelling faggot
>>713633840
Edge
Fuck her she is not going to remember anything
>>713632257
oh lord partner
>>713633481
You either believe the evidence you have, or there is no reason for you to stay in this thread
Take him to a safe open space and enjoy a wonderful evening of hallucinogenic cuddling.
>>713633840
Fuck off
Give her ~60mg of MDMA, she needs to feel in content with herself, she'll have her life changed in a much more positive way. Candyflipping 9 y/os all the way!
Serious about this, it'll reduce the anxiety and make things have more sense.
>>713633992
ooooo look everyone, this faggot finally spelled something right!
>>713633402
You're our graphs dude from now on. Top work, anon.
Put me in the screencap
MORE XANAX!
>>713634062
I remember when I used to be so desperate for attention like you, it gets you nowhere newfag
>>713634196
>>713634120
WASTED ;)))
>this fucking thread
>>713634299
WASTED ;)))
>>713634196
You probably think this thread is actually real and not shitty pasta from years ago, you pathetic fucking child.
Give her alcohol. Alcohol nullifies effects of psychotropic drugs
>>713629356
yeah hit her in the face with the shovel.. rolling for that
>>713634474
>mixing alcohol and 2MG xanax and LSD
So by concencus then OP, here's what I have figured out so far - first, you fuck her with a fifth of wild turkey, in which you dissolve another bar of xanax. Then, you should definitely drive her to a hospital, because some fucking maniac just fed her 9 acid, 2 bars of xanax and a fifth of sippin' alcohol...
Dude... You're gonna be on the news.
>>713634557
>>713634370
IKR?
WASTED ;)))
>>713631361
>As another anon said
>aspirated on vomit.
Epic self-fagging.
>>713634279
>>713634042
ROLLING FOR THIS
>>713634370
WASTED ;)))
>>713634726
>self-fagging
>not samefagging
>>713627629
"for a friend"
Legitimate M.D here, Ive no fucking idea what you should do my dude, take here to the hospital
Roll
>>713630801
ahh i've never chortled so hard
>>713634474
this is going to be fun...
(if your a perv or fucked...well)
Dont do anything, let her enjoy the psychedelic experience
Use the opportunity to film some funny child porn.
>>713634892
Reroll
>>713634901
WASTED ;)))
>>713634919
panty shot or tits please
"The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."
UPDATE US OP
>>713629835
10/10 would watch
>>713633808
>be me. at 13.
>raised in strict christian family, pops is a pastor
>parents go out of town for the weekend, I'm staying at church friend's house
>I had recently gotten new qt3.14 gf. We had even held hands and kissed at the movies (7th grade)
>I'm on phone with new gf all day, buddy is fed up, tells me to just go over there, he'll cover for me
>We go swimming in her pool, her older brothers (16 and 19) are drinking beers, smoking weed
>White/blonde/blue/christian me tells them "Smoking and drinking is bad for you, and its a sin"
>guffaw.jpg
>Brothers go inside, come back out with "water" for me and gf
>They make sure I take a specific glass
>45 min later, feeling weird, vision blurry
>hour later, hear crackling in my hears, like lightning
>Ask to be taken home. Not to church friend's house, my empty house.
>Sit on bed, watch walls of my bedroom rip open to reveal tesselated portals to other dimensions
>Several beings come out of portals, talk to me. I is scurred.
>Spend next 36 hours hyperventilating, showering, trying to throw up, etc
>I have NO IDEA whats happening to me. At 13, I don't even know what acid is.
>Parents notice me acting weird
>Find out that I was at gf's house instead of church friend's house
>Perma-fried for the next 5 years. Schizo/psychosis/MPD. Visual and auditory hallucinations never leave.
>Never went back to that school, parents cut off phone, etc, never spoke to or saw gf again...
until
>be me. 18 years old. Now "raving"
>Buy LSD from reputable source for my "first time"
>Decide to take at Disneyland
>Have insanely enlightening time, suddenly everything made perfect sense.
>Realize that this isn't my first time on acid
>Ivedonethisbefore.jpg
>All my questions, all my questions, all my self-doubt was answered by this little tab of paper.
>Staring at Disney magic castle as it fractalizes into the night sky
>"Anon?!?!"
>Look to my right. qt3.14 gf all grown up.
cont...
>>713634042
rolling
>>713635231
>autistic fiction*
>>713629201
Take the last one and do the first thing that comes to mind
>>713634980
Roll
>>713630801
put me in screencap
>>713635432
mmhm.....
>>713630801
You've just killed your sister OP, how do you feel?
She's still breathing thank fuck, she won't wake up though, guys I need your fucking energy
>>713633426
Too new not to new loser
>>713635801
coffee may help
and wrap her in a blanket and make a chill zone
>>713635801
How long is it now into the trip?
>>713635801
holy shit there she is
>>713635801
uh......
>>713632257
>>713632133
I'm a doctor. I won't know for sure unless you show me a pic of her hymen.
>>713633832
Some smartphones take pictures with numerical names. Its a UNIX timestamp, welcome to 2016.
>>713635432
>Still trippin, not sure if she's schizo hallucination
>Friends confirm she's real
>"Anon, I haven't seen you in YEARS! Are you okay? I didn't know what my brothers did to you until I was like 16, I'm so so so sorry!"
>Mind reels with the astronomical odds of this encounter.
>"I... I'm fine... I think... I think it was supposed to happen..."
>She looks at me, notices my pupils are like the vacuum of space
>"OMG are you tripping right now!?!"
>Mmhmm...
>"Do you have any more?"
>Mmhmm...
>Trip for the rest of the weekend with her. Fuck several times. We still talk now and then.
