ITT: we wait
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ITT: we wait
*sits staring at phone with earbuds on, occasionally chuckles*
>>713613802
*leans over slightly to see if you're watching something I recognize*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMOAXm94VWo
I've been "waiting" for a month. What's a little more waiting at this point..?
sooo come here often?
it's my first time here. i'm actually a little nervous
>>713613586
stares off into space, making sure to avoid eye contact with fellow waiters at all costs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRB3wG7ssUo
*cough*
*walk in with box cutter to promote islam*
No wi-fi here.
I'll just swipe my screen really fast.
*sniff sniff*
begin to look suspicious at all waiters: who farted?
>>713613965
*is watching an ISIS execution video*
but i found a note that says.
to find the hidden wifi you must follow a set of challanges look up youre
friends asshole and you will find a person of intrests
>>713614951
>no friends
oh well, no wifi
*starts nodding to sleep*
*wips out cock*
*softly tabs neighbour*
excuse me, could you hold this detonator for a sec, I think there's a wire loose somewhere, gotta fix that. thank you so much, very kind.
>>713615162
*Yawns*
>>713615162
*sucks cock silently*
*coughs and stares at the cocksuckers*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGNwXq6vPoI
*so bored make a ylyl thread*
*Awkwardly shifting around in seat to hide boner*
>be nigger that sticks his arms and hands under sweatpants and boxers while sleeping in public
*enters room*
Does anyone know who's last in line?
*starts wondering if the wait is actually worth it while checking watch*
*talking to someone on the phone, speaking loudly because I secretly want everyone to hear the conversation*
*notices a weird spot on the floor; fascinating colour*
*should I rape the woman next to me without her consent?*
*sit up straight wondering if that was just a hot fart*
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT'S GOING ON LADS? HUH? WHAT THE FUCK'S GOING ON? HUH? CAN YOU NOT TALK TO ME? WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE? TALK TO ME YOU FUCKING BITCH ASS NIGGA! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHH
RAJRAKAKRKARKRKAKRIIIIIRAJRJAJROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOJA!"
"WHAT THE FUCK DI OYU JUSDTO EFDAS
WWWHHHHAATTT TTTTTHHHEEEE FFUUUUCCCCKKK ISSS GOING ON? HUH?
What’s going on here? I’m just – What’s going on here? What’s going on here! Put that down. What’s going on here? What are you doing? WHAT ARE YOU DOING? CAN YOU NOT TALK TO ME?
NO NO NO CAPS LOCK THAT YOU FUCKING IDIOT
LOSE WEIGHT YOU FAT FUCK FUCKIGN MANLET
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
*360 and walks away"
>>713616124
>>713616239
*looks uninterested at that loud weirdo, wonders what to eat this evening, maybe spareribs?*
>>713616124
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>713616124
*stare nervously signalling we arent supposed to talk while we all know what's going on inside that room we are all waiting to get in*
>>713616336
*point at an empty seat and make the shh noise*
*finds chair furthest away from everyone. sits and avoids eye contact with everyone while silently monitoring all activity in the room*
*looks for clues of /b/ros in the room*
Ready for the physical anon?
>>713613586
for me dubs?
*tries to silently fart but it comes out as a shrill whistle*
>>713616450
A /b/ro appears
>>713616583
ME NEXT ME NEXT! PLEASE i need to get out of this fucking room full of cucks!
>>713616619
Shit
>>713616661
*cucks you*
Soo. Anyone catch the game last night?
FUCK!!!! i can't get 4chan to open on my phone.
*plays solitaire on phone waiting for the cocksucker to finish because maybe if i sit next to him i'll be next*
*attempts to start a staring contest by looking intently at people and not blinking*
>walk in
>pic related
>360 and walk away
>>713616926
I guess the line starts here anon?
>>713616864
I can show you my butthole for 5 bucks. 10 if you want to put a sharpie in it.
>>713617059
SHHH you dont want to scare him
but yes, sit next to me and he'll notice
*wips out phone*
"Hey you, check out my wife."
>>713617106
kek
http://cheesespin.net/
omg man this is fucking great
>>713617106
hides a 5er in the hand and does the drug hand shake.
"So, here or in the bathroom?"
>>713616450
*do I know that guy? looks familiar. what's his name again, Anderson or something?*
>>713613586
Fucking islam out of nowhere
>>713617397
/thread
>>713615296
Flips smaller than average dick out, hoping to get in on some action.
This wifi is pretty slow.
*sniff*
>>713615460
Stares intently at "hidden" boner. When noticed I wink.
>>713617243
Just here. I'm too fat to move to that far.
>>713617478
hey get in line fucktard! there's me and another anon before you
>>713616972
>>713615620
Fuck that fuckin guy.
>>713615218
>>713617397
maybe you should give that detonator back now?
*tries to shove the bodies under the carpet with the tip of his foot, hoping nobody noticed*
>>713617574
bend over. A deal is a deal
>>713613586
*Bursts through main door*
I HAVE A PROBLEM! PEOPLE KEEP ASSUMING MY GENDER!
>>713613986
Fugazi fucking rules.
>>713617607
I guess its a two-fer one now. It's cool, Line jumpers are permitted outside of sixflags
>>713617835
What the fuck are we even waiting for?
>>713618047
not fat enough
>>713618116
This now!>>713618047
>>713618116
viagra and antidepressants. What else would all these /b/ros want?
>>713618247
True
>>713618116
apparently we are all waiting on BJs
>>713613586
>
This room is starting to stink
*unzips my katana
>>713618499
nice dubs!!!
it's smells like jizz up in here
>goes to toilet to take some oxy and nodd the fuck out while waiting
I am still waiting for
>800000000
>>713613586
*sits down* ...It smells like Jizz in here, can someone open a window?
Seems there's been a powercut. Don't worry though, the backup generator will start up momentarily. I'm afraid the waiting times have been reset though. Sorry.
>>713619140
Damn...
>>713619140
Rips all clothes off and starts to dance around the room as if in a tribal ritual
pretty high off the smoking i did on lunch..back at work watching torp gorp
sir can you please go outside to vape, this is a christian organization you faggot
>>713619478
but I am waiting to pick up my mistress from her abortion. Am I in the wrong room.
Hold on, my wife is calling
>>713619315
*try to hide giggles behind my hand while looking at his tiny willy*
>>713619674
Size doesn't matter. it's what all us little cock guys say
>>713619315
*Kek like absolute fuck and start filming*
>>713619822
*agree silently, every naked man with a tiny cock told me the same, try to hide the bulge in my pants till my knees under a magazine*
>>713620108
Flip that monster out. Make me feel that penis envy
>>713614721
Hand on shoulder, "Soon brother."
>>713619577
*maybe I should leave? Jeremy Kyle is on in half an hour*
*Ice cream music starts getting louder*
*filming the events* Jesus Christ, this is going up on YouTube.
>>713620494
...Wait a minute, do you guys hear something?
>>713620494
Come on faggots. Ice cream is on me!!!
>>713620615
HELL FUCKING YES, ICE CREAM
>>713620615
AW SHEEEEEEEEUHT NYAQQUH FREE ICE CREAM
>>713620908
the room is empty, except for the naked dancing freak and the dude sucking off another anon.
in line boys. be nice now
>>713621564
*gets in line*
>>713620615
*ah, that was all the sucking about: there was icecream on him, he said so*
Am I getting a blow job or what???
>>713622628
no, you're getting icecream, pls pay attention
>>713622628
COME ON, DUDE, WE'RE GETTING ICECREAM!
ANON SAID IT'S ON HIM!
*wait, why is anon putting all icecream on his buttcheeks and yells "come and get it, boys"*
*studies picture on wall*
Damnit i cant find the one of the retarded old women sitting in the waiting room, and the camera man zooms in on her, and she starts to hiss at the camera like a animal kek
>>713623395
*thinking to himself for no particular reason: kek anon. weird.*
>>713613586
*ahem* "The results of your test have come back and I'm afraid it's dubs."
Does anyone have a link to that video of a buff asain BDSM guy turning his house into a sex dungeon? i cant find it.
>>713623948
maybe the guy with the icecream on his butt knows, he seems the type.
>grabs Highlights magazine
>starts drawing penises and vaginas on everyone
Hey guys. The doctor tested my lemons. These are the results.
alright faggots now everyone put your hands up and get on the floor, this is a fucking robbery. don't try to be a hero here just get down and do what i fucking say
*leans to neighbor*
Oh hello, have i ever told you of my grandsons first day in school? I hope you have time because oh boy i got a story for you
>>713624751
just a question: must we get on the floor with our hands up, or can we rest them on the floor? I also kinda need them for balance when getting on them floor. Pls give specific instructions or this will become a confusing experience.
*cough*
>>713613586
We're waiting
>>713625697
i'll allow you to get down on the floor using your hands in any manner you need to, but when you're sitting down just get your hands up and keep em up you hear me fool
>>713614152
don't be
everything will be fine
>>713626198
*runs away during this explanation*
*makes it out alive*
>>713626198
sitting down? that's new, I thought we had to lie down. See? More confusion. I don't like this. Be clear or I stop playing along.
>>713615162
>>713615296
>>713617607
Hey! did you just steal Moot's pic of the wall?>>713623395
>>713624751
>>713626597
he said get down the first time retard not lie down
>>713618047
*beats you up*
>>713627056
get = sit? who's the retard here?
>>713613586
NIGGER! NIGGER! NIGGER! NIGGER! NIGGER!
>>713627189
sorry
YOU KIDS ARE BEING TOO FUCKING LOUD, WE'LL CALL YOU IN BY 5:00 JUST FUCKING SHUT UP AND LET ME WORK ON MY COMPUTER
>>713620615
I love icecream
>>713626597
>>713626816
>>713627056
>>713627189
all y'all shut up and get on your asses or imma start shooting ya hear, and throw your phones to my feet while yer at it, don't want no one calling 911
>>713627596
*looks at clock*
>>713627904
I..I.. have no phone with me, shall I throw a calculator instead?
>>713627904
*attempts to fight burglar*
>>713628122
i suppose that works just fine, just don't hit my toes with it, that shits heavy
>>713628079
Places music on phones speaker. Evil eye everybody in the room. Pause music. Steal the patron on my left chair. With them in it. Toss them across the room. Sit back in my seat. Un-pause music, and continue to stare at all the people left. See who flinches as I circle the pause button.
>>713628357
*throws cds at you*
>>713628529
missed it, can you do it again pls? pretty pls?
hey...is this the Casting Couch audition please?
secretary comes in: why afe you all here? all appointments are cancelled, there's a notebkn the door.
everybody gets up, bowes and leaves.
curtains close on the stage. weird silence. a woman in the audience whispers: strangest play ever.
>>713629129
okay *throws again*
*random truck starts honking non stop outside and random girl with truckhorn fetish gets orgasm and squirts on a random anon*
>>713613586
I'm getting bored should I say something
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84xnYnysiOs
