WE'RE DOING IT AGAIN.
TRIBALWARS INVASION, TRIBALWARS2 EDITION.
So, years back we ran a moderately successful invasion of the strategy game 'tribalwars', where we messed shit up for a lot of people. We had hundreds of players, and e had some great fun and banter.
Let's do this again.
1)Go to tribalwars2.net
2)Make your account
3)Post your username ITT. Make sure it isn't anything really offensive or the faggy mods could ban you. YOU WILL BE INVITED TO A GIANT TRIBE
4)Follow the tutorial.
The great thing about this game is that you can , once you build your academy, take other players villages.As you can imagine, the trolliness is epic. People put months into their villages and you take them out of the game and send them bait-mail. It's also pretty fun.
INITITALLY WE WILL HAVE TO CREATE ADDITIONAL TRIBES BUT WE CAN SHARE FORUMS BETWEEN TRIBES.
PLAY INTERNATIONAL VERSION (ENGLISH VERSION)
REALM IS WINTERSTEIN
START SOUTH EAST.
LET'S GET PEOPLE RAGING!! AND ALSO STATE USERNAME FOR TRIBE INVITE
bampp
>>713606865
Bump for glory!
buamp
Do it in the name of Kek!
Join the commonwealth guys
Dumping kek
Im counting to 10
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>>713607497
fuck you
Q
>>713607277
holy kek
Bump
map of the horde
bampppp
bamp
>>713607933
yes
Cmon bump faster guys. Autopost every 15 seconds for max bumping efficiency
buampppp
bampiinggg
buampppps
Join Trump in his conquest of Winterstein
user: PoopieForRupee
You can become the most powerful
INVALID ITEM
ever created
get in here you nappy headed niggers
YAKS are sperging
and if The Ministry is watching, i fucked your gf you faggot :^)
bump
bampu
shalom
>>713608472
made me shiver
>bumping for nothing
>makes you think
>>713608545
REEEEE
just because i have a babydick doesnt mean i cant satisfy her
>>713606865
https://discord.gg/wa8W2JM
>>713606865
this shit is retarded.
in this game players get stronger by feeding on weaker players. They make these threads so that a bunch of weak players will make villages and then benefit when you stop logging in.
The people who play this for real have a mental illness, they will play 12 hours a day straight and then pass their villages over to another idiot who will do another 12 hours. this will go on for months with NO payout.
>>713606865
bumb
>>713608753
is it really a good idea?
Current map of Commonwealth
>>713608763
sounds like a YAK cuck got rimmed by the glorious lord of Love and Peace!
And map of all players.
>>713608753
>https://discord.gg/wa8W2JM
FAKE DISCORD
bump
first for moriarty is a cuck nigger
>>713608763
he is right, I'll quit this fucking game, really not worth it
>>713608753
Gtfo with your bullshit fake link. Real links are given after you join the tribe
obligatory
>>713609008
fuck off you yak shill
i bet i gave you a size 10 asshole yesterday
This is now a dubs thread
I need a witness
>>713606865
SuzuRing reporting for duty
>>713606865
bumbed baby
>>713609086
lol continue feeding you emperors blindfag
tfw no big strong bf like love and peace to guard my village and talk about his cock
>>713609118
invited
She's a succubus (male).
>>713608763
>sending farms to a 51 village
>sending farms to actual 500+ barbs
pick one yak piece of shit, this is why the commonwealth is winning so easily
>>713609205
>lol
Dropped.
>>713609205
git out mah province you yakkity niggas
>>713609381
the most used word on your shitty discord, it shouldn't disturb you
CaptSmackAHo is the name, what the fuck am I doing.
>>713609608
not the right choice buddy
>>713609578
yak cucks confirmed for mad as fuck at losing the war
>>713609608
Think you're on the wrong server. it's the english/international server, then winterstein. and to play you follow the quests and have 5 days of beginner protection to learn shit
>>713609734
I just made an account so I guess I fucked up. Wasn't given an option to choose.
>>713609578
rofl you should know shekel is the most used word you fucking piece of shit. Also, stop dodging, your gonna lose anyway, just press that little restart button like Mozo did just now
>>713609703
I was in your fucking commonwealth
blindfag like I said
>>713609837
Yeah. And choose a non offensive name so you dont get instabanned
yaks on suicide watch
little babbydicked yaks mad theyre losing to first timers
>>713609910
mort is that you my little nigger?
>>713609910
We literally just wiped another of their members few minutes ago. We're totally winning the war you fucking faggot
>>713609910
Mort detected
>>713609910
lol fuck off bumwee you retarded tranny faggot
you got banned for being obnoxious
>>713609205
>>713609894
>>713609453
>>713609703
mmkay it's the time to tell you the truth
You've been baited
I'm still int the CommonWealth
Not a Yak
But they asked me to bump
So I bumped
>>713609910
'was'. You're either fucking mort or bumwee. AKA faggots
>>713610079
youre dead to me then, i will sniff u out little nigger, update map to make this piece of shit brown please
Yakety yak? You get smacked.
>>713610079
I WAS JUST PRETENDING TO BE RETARDED
the post
buamp
>>713610190
Born to be baited
Ok I got it this time. CxPxIxSxGxRxExAxT is my name. Don't wear it out mates.
>>713606865
sure im down, making an account rn
>>713610242
we got a retard over here
JeffS345
Game didnt let me pick the world, and I have no idea to check in which one I landed.
>>713610079
"I'm just pretending to be retarded"
>>713610269
invited
>>713610388 cant find you, wrong world
>>713610438
Check your url. If there is en23, you're in the right world
How many yaks can suck my cock in one night boys?
>>713606865
join in motherfuckers
>>713610487
It is, thanks Allah.
Invite me then, name is CosimoDeMedici
What happens when you join:
So long as you stated your name on the thread, and followed instructions, you'll get invited to a tribe. Do not immediately attempt to focus on helping the tribe. Instead ask questions, help yourself. Use the discord, etc.
You will spawn in any part of the outlined area on pic related, it doesn't matter where, we don't care where exactly you spawn. Only that you know your spawnpoint determines your province, and thus neighbors you'll work with.
You get a free 5 days to figure shit out. You'll also get a secondary village that gets it's own 5 day protection on completion, usually around your 4th day playing.
Be prepared to be patient. The game is long, slow paced, and played out in real time, with some events taking hours to perform.
However by the time you get to the end of your 5 day protection, the game becomes extremely team based, and you will coordinate with your fellow /b/tards, /pol/lacks, and other groups within. You'll generally start with your province, in terms of militarization against the various factions we're playing against in game. From there, coordinate with whoever.
Your province is basically where those weird rocks with the line borders end. Anything within the same space as you is in your province.
Do not give out exact movements, unit counts, plans, over discord or tribe chat. Do that locally among your province with mail groups.
Will take questions.
image seen outside Yak Hq earlier today
how to know im on the right server?
name is Alucard2001
>>713610705
>>713610487
okay im in
mfw nobles roll into ministrys house and fuck his wife tonight
>>713610676
>>713610705
invited to TUG
dirty yaks watching the rams roll in
>>713610820
okay what are my orders
and how to write ig
>>713606865
Lulzman reporting in. I remember the raid years ago. Hope this isn't on a end up autistic
>inb4 pick one: no autism or 4chan
>>713610989
Come join the discord. The link should be posted once you enter a Commonwealth tribe (/b/, lul, pol, tug or kek)
yaks atm tbh
>>713611120
Invited to POL
>>713608255
>>713608091
>>713608374
I'm not even afraid of spiders but that is nightmarish
actes2 invite me bb I'm ready to win
commonwealth /b/ /pol/
yaks /lgbt/ /mlp/
>>713611340
Cant find you, probably wrong server/world/realm
>>713611340
you're not in the right world. Make sure it is English version (not American) and is winterstein. Join in south east. Check link if it is en23 in the url.
longdong3000
>>713611695
invited
>>713611855
thx
>>713606865
My name is King Kekka
K im on just let me finish fapping.
>>713606865
moho1080
Yaks = cucks
>>713611906
invited to tug
weinerparty wants to join
What the cunt, guys? Why are there two different btard tribes?
>>713612250
>>713612138
invited
>>713612391
Member limits.
>>713612465
Makes sense. Grab America by the Province again will have to coordinate with Make America Great* Again
>>713612391
Corrections. There are 5 different tribes. All are one coordinating with each others
Invite.
Name is "fantaegott"
bump
>>713608472
i would slap that big motherfucker with a broom so hard
>>713612719
invited
bamping
name's gaucannon
booomp
>>713613171
restart in the south east
iniliossuM
im new to this game.
bimp
Bump./
Downloaded app, can't find server. I'm a poorfag with no comp but I'll join the cause
azrid, add me fam
>tfw /b/ makes better vidya events than /vg/ or /v/
>>713613353
you're not in the right world. Make sure it is English version (not American) and is winterstein. Join in south east. Check link if it is en23 in the url.
>>713613733
You need to make an account first. Kinda complicated if you're using mobile app since its bound to your app server
>>713613948
invited to tug
Is the game F2P? is it a browser game?
>>713614185
Yes. f2p and a browser game. You can also play on mobile but the pc is much better
Faggots still ...this shit? Ctrl alt delete still around?
Which place do I go too? Which direction?
User Georgina2 add me
Add me, name is Lowkey666
reltiH flodA
>>713613995
Fixed, didn't get to choose starting location but I'm in the same server I think. RedClub reporting for duty
>>713614713
>>713614934
>>713615025
>>713615316
Invited
>>713614578
Go to south east. Make sure there is en23 in your url
>>713616128
BlackSlug
>>713616128
Ah shit, no. I'm ITT Goth
>>713616578
>>713616747
invited
Shalom dear brothers
Gay porn director -
>>713617334
fucking lmao
>>713617541
>#lol
>>713609910
REEEEEEEEEE SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU SHITTER
- Meme Profit
Where'd that Texan go?
>>713606865
ToastinRussian
>>713618090
there's 2 of us, raisins and prophet
>>713617541
this roastie still mad as fuck she got btfod
>>713618361
I meant the new one who was in a storm.
BeanLaddin
