Chinchilla thread
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Chinchilla thread
>>713559605
I'm out of chinchillas... fuck
>>713559669
how could you do this?
>>713559782
I have failed at everything
>>713559957
you blew it
but there's still more stuff to blow
i had a soft pretzel the other day
it wasnt good
>>713560098
That's definitely a word with more than two meanings~
>>713560195
too much bread?
I still havent had one yet
>>713560205
I think you know which one I mean
My internet went down and I lost an easy game and now I'm on Overwatch and no one I know is on.
>>713560294
too dry :c
>>713560294
That depends, you could eaither mean blow loads or blow cocks
>>713560363
I could hop on and play if you wanted
>>713560442
bleugh, how did you manage to eat them?
>>713560453
oh, well then both
I don't feel like posting sfur anymore. What are you guys up to?
>>713560776
I can't believe I tried to divide the two
>>713560776
If you want.
>>713560812
sfur is boring fur
>>713560363
Suicide time, then.
>>713560812
hey, not much. just playing overwatch. what're you up to?
>>713560900
pure madness
>>713560958
We have open arms.
>>713560953
Contemplating.
>>713561021
Glad to be home and wearing my new, cute panties.
>>713561131
That's what I like about these threads. The sfur threads are always filled with bitchy anon faggots.
>>713561210
what do they look like?
>>713561021
As much as I wanna jizz all over you, it's time for bed ;_; Gnight slutty jeff
>>713561271
Like this.
>>713561274
nite nite slooty banana
>>713560776
i stayed determined and had lots of cheese dip
>>713560812
going to play skyrim
>>713561573
Nice, been a while since I've played Skyrim. Is the remastered one worth it?
>>713561657
for PC yeah i would get it
>>713561210
Yeah. We never fight or argue with each other here. I actually can't remember the last time there was an argument even.
>>713561622
Katten.
>>713561742
I'll have to think about getting it then, thanks.
>>713561786
I mean, I argue with SF just about every time we're in the same thread, but I suppose that isn't saying much.
>>713561786
Stop lying to Dash.
>>713561810
waht up
hows your new babby?
>>713561815
its pretty exciting to play it with all the expansions at once becuase when i got it for ps3 my game file got kind of fucked up and i couldnt run more than one expansion or else it would glitch the fuck out.
>>713561573
that's a yummy solution
>>713562158
truck yeah it is~
i am looking forward to diner because mum n dad are going to treat me to Vietnamese food
>>713562129
He's doing well. My G.pulchra molted successfully. And I spent the day sitting around not doing anything.
>>713562129
Sounds exciting indeed. I still have my first character on the 360 who is completely fucked, and can't even move forward in the story due to a glitch. Gotta love it.
>>713562020
Luc.
>>713562087
Shh he needs to feel safe right now.
>>713561860
Haven't seen him in a while.
>>713562546
Good, he's an annoying twat. I don't speak ill about many people either.
>>713562267
birthday dinner?
sounds tasty
>>713562546
Stop trying to rape Dash.
>>713562751
Find me a muse.
>>713562322
how exciting~
how often will it molt?
>>713562441
ugh im glad i had no major mission glitches. there were a few that i could never complete. hopefully i can now.
what race should i be? i already have two khajiit so it cant be that
>>713562841
truck yeah it will be~
i love that shit~
>>713562968
luc
>>713563050
get it often?
>>713563050
Play an Argonian because they're the only other furfag race.
>>713563050
I am not sure, a couple times a year maybe. It's a slow grower though.
>>713563019
I'm pretty sure I'm not his type.
>>713563284
What might your type be?
>>713563124
not as often as i used to or would like to. if i could id eat something from this one place once a day
>>713563129
lol i was thinking about that but i am not sure. that or a wood elf
>>713563185
do you keep their skins as like babby mementos?
>>713563019
I have none
>>713563124
Yes?
>>713563284
Hence, rape.
>>713563375
3D.
>>713563671
Sounds good to me.
>>713563456
I try, sometimes they break apart though. Poor little thing won't be able to eat until next week, so it'll be super hungry.
>>713563866
awww why cant it eat?
>>713563375
3D straight.
>>713563980
Damn.
>>713564080
It's just not meant to be.
>>713564163
That's fine. I have a crush on another boy anyway.
>>713563456
have you ever tried cooking it yourself
>>713563591
hi
>>713563976
Because it's super stressed out and needs to relax before I throw something living into the tank with it. And its carapace is still pretty soft, so it and the fangs need to harden properly so it can eat without being injured.
>>713564212
i have tried some, but it just doesnt taste the same
>>713564276
aww it has squishy fangs?
poor lil guy. hw long will he be soft?
Yuki will eventually find that girl of his dreams.
>>713564400
Yet...
>>713564389
??
>>713564389
Yuki is the girl of his dreams
>>713564482
Well I can't deny that.
>>713564388
He'll be soft for several days, and it'll take a few more days for him to relax. Molting is incredibly stressful for the little fellas.
feels good that there's a non-circlejerk thread right below this one
>>713564590
you should hug him uring these trying times
Leg day guys.
Did you do your exercises today?
I think I pulled something, fuck me.
>>713564527
Yep
>>713564506
You heard me.
>>713564526
Narcissist drown to death. Learn well from his failure.
>>713564646
No, but I should.
>>713564693
You should so a simple bodyworkout like Jeff is doing.
>>713564640
No, that would be the worst thing I could do. The little fella needs to just be left alone so he can stretch out, harden, and relax.
>>713564684
Don't lie to Dash
>>713564855
tiger~
>>713564817
Whoa. I haven't seen that name in forever.
>>713564855
Yeah, that's really what I need to do. I do it occasionally, but not regularly.
>>713564646
Nope, to unmotivated to do it. Not even money would persuade me. Might start doing them soon.
>>713564646
i ate pie and cheetohs
>>713564890
well get a nice feast ready for him when hes ready~
>>713564921
Snarfs tells no lies.
>>713561361
LOL
>>713564936
Hello. Didn't think anyone would remember honestly
>>713565106
Except for you
>>713565173
I'm going to start writing them down
>>713565106
I'll get it some crickets. It loves crickets.
>>713564934
*tail waves
What's the deal with nanners?
>>713564936
Well don't be unhappy with the results you get.
>>713564961
Who are you?
>>713565106
sigh, you know i'm not going to want lewds from you at this rate :P
>>713565298
Thanks, glad I could give someone a laugh.
>>713565307
I remember everyone's name. I haven't seen you in like, 2 years. How have you been?
>>713565307
yeee boi~
bad timing though i was just leaving
>>713565347
crickets smell funny
>>713565307
Snarf remembers.
>>713565343
There are no lies, only Yuki butts.
>>713565474
he headed off to sleep
>>713565503
nite nite kitty
>>713565474
not like anyone would want them anyway~
>>713565558
nini~
>>713565503
Yes they do, but the little one loves 'em. And I gotta do what's right by them.
>>713565503
Bye bye katten.
>>713565558
ahh, i was lurking here at work, why the hell was everyone posting gore and shit?
>>713565636
Do somthing about that then katten.
>>713565474
A guy.
A guy that goes by the name Twitch.
Hi
>>713565737
>guy
well i hope you got a cock to gawk at too.
Money should not be reason why to work out. The goal should be to better your body to better your mind to better your body, etc.
>>713565495
Well I've gone through about 4 computers give or take since I was a regular here so that would explain my absence. Also pic related happened. What's new with all you guys?
>>713565548
>tfw gfur threads remember me better than most of my high school friends
>>713565981
>The goal should be to better your body to better your mind to better your body, etc.
See, why don't other people realize that? I was called autistic for trying to explain that to someone.
>>713566214
Oh, nice ring!
Not much. Still being the same faggot I was last time you were here.
>>713565714
I must have missed all that. what's todays workout?
>>713566400
I'd touch that butt.
>>713566400
Yuki has a flat butt.
>>713565981
Yeah, that could help my motivation problems. TKD is a first step, when I think about it.
No benis to gawk at here, sorry.
>>713566541
Show me you benis.
>>713566586
*your
Getting tired.
>>713566586
No plz
>>713565700
What Peter Lorre film would you suggest, for the uninitiated?
>>713566666
>dem Satanic quints
Damn. Show me your dick, Satan. It can be in private. You've seen mine, so it's your turn.
>>713566666
checked
>>713566666
HOLY SHIT NIGGA
>>713566666
Ayyy quints
I'll go to sleep, might help to alleviate the pain.
>>713566779
Maybe later, pain won't make me bigger.
>>713566854
A'ight. Night, dude.
>>713566682
M
>>713566330
Because even though they spend the good part of 6 years at school, college, uni to exercise their minds and learn new things, they think that they don't need to exercise their body. so they go and exercise one day and hate they don't get instant results. they then hate on people that spent 4-6 years at school, college, uni exercising their bodies and learning new physical skills. But when they go and try to learn a new mental skill they hate they don't get instant results and so hate on those that... and the circle continues. The best way is to realise that anything worth having is worth working hard for, physical or mental, hopefully both,
>>713566341
Squats, roman deadlifts, front squats, legs curls, calf raises, planks.
You?
>>713566541
See my comment above.
>>713566450
That's out of bounds.
>>713566475
You're saying that on purpose
This is probably a shot in the dark but anyone here play Rocket League on PS4?
>>713566933
Man, you are fucking smart. I'm glad someone realizes the importance of strengthening both mind and body.
>>713566991
And that's why I want to touch it.
>>713566911
Huh. Aye, alright, thanks. I'll give it a view.
I thought Maltese Falcon would of been too easy, being its the only one I recognized.
>>713566991
Everything has a meaning. The sooner you understand this, the sooner you'll get Snarf dick.
Gtfo
>>713566933
nothin till tommorow
>>713567249
That's pretty wild.
>>713567372
That's what you /want/ me to want.
>>713567620
That's what you want me to want you to want.
>>713567249
I got a engineering diploma and double degree in CS, but that only means it's now obsolete.
No one should ever stop learning or working on their bodies.
Not to be a preacher or somthing but i just find it funny that most people work their minds or bodies only. the ones that do both are truly amazing people that acomplish much.
>>713567607
Talk to your parent yet?
>>713567315
The Maltese Falcon is also a classic, but Lorre isn't on screen that often, nor does he have any big dramatic moments like he does in M.
>>713567715
You only want it because you can't get it.
>>713567735
Yes! I completely agree. I hate that I'm so lazy and don't accomplish either. But I guess I have to start both off slow. I am pretty young after all.
>>713567776
You only want me to want it because it gives you a sense of ease knowing that you are desired.
>>713567851
They say that it takes 21 attempts to turn one thing into a habit.
So if you want to start commit yourself to do it everyday for 3 weeks. Even if it's somthing simple like waking up at 7am everyday.
Just do one thing at a time though. people tend to fail if they do many new things at once.
>>713568156
Yep. Thanks. I think I'm gonna work out then sleep. Later, dude.
>>713568021
This is getting too deep and none of it is true
>>713567735
no, I'm waiting till she visits on the weekend
I need to sleep. Goodnight.
>>713568410
Deep into the rabbit hole.
>>713568599
nite ntie
>>713568242
Night man.
>>713568427
Wow, i thought it was your mum you told first. Well that must've been quite a event for dad.
Have you had thanks day meal yet?
>>713568599
Sleep well snarf.
guys, what do i do? I've been jacking off to this shit for way too long I need to get my life together
>>713568932
Nothing
>>713568670
it was, but they've always said it didn't matter
yeah, canadian one was almost a month ago now
>>713568961
i need to have sex with a girl
>>713568932
continue doing so and still get your life together at the same time
>>713569156
No you don't
>>713569227
I was being a bit overdramatic. My life is pretty together except for that I'm still a virgin and I just turned 22. Feels really bad man
>>713568932
>>713569156
Sitting here with your dick in your hands won't get you laid at all. the best way to get laid is to have a good life that someone wants to join you on.
>>713568979
well ddamn i missed it by quite a bit. What do you normally eat for that holiday?
>>713569453
same as the american one, turkey and all that good stuff
>>713569511
cool, the closest thing we have would be Australia Day. The traditional foods for my fam would be.
BBQ Sausages
BBQ Steaks
BBQ potatoes
BBQ onions
BBQ shrimp
BBQ chicken
various salads
pavlova with thich cream, fruit and passionfruit sauce.
Copious amounts of grog.
>>713569453
yes that's true. its just way too late for me to be this sexually confused ya feel?
>>713569986
tell me the truth, how long have you been viewing gay yiff?
>>713569923
that sounds really tasty
>>713570188
like 7....
>>713570382
that's pretty gay
>>713570382
7 years huh?
You are pretty gay and in the closet.
>>713570343
Yeah and really filling, mass amounts of protein and suger is not the best combo.
>>713570658
>>713570850
time to kms as a inferior human being
this the autism thread?
>>713570997
Why, you're still young!! you have plenty of time to change your direction you know. you just have to decide to do it.
>>713571037
Yes Riley.
BTW did you do your damn exercises?
>>713571084
why are you so aggressive about that
>>713571137
I don't mean to sound agressive about it, it's just what I tell myself so I do mine.
Why are you so triggered about it?
>>713571084
I hope that's true
>>713571037
only if you make a new one
>>713570997
nah don't do that
>>713570850
when was Australian day?
There is already a new thread.
>>713571235
because it's all you talk about
>>713571443
we both know I'm not doing that
>>713571443
26th of January.
>>713571568
Well what would you rather talk to me about?
>>713571844
literally anything else
>>713571568
I'll do it then in a minute
>>713571844
sounds like a lot of fun to look forward to
>>713572133
Well suggest somthing then..
>>713572133
That's not nice. You shouldn't chastise someone for talking about their interests. Even if they only have the one.
