Ask the magic conch, /b/.
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Ask the magic conch, /b/.
Can I have something to eat
>>713549986
Can I have SOMEthing to EaT!
can you give me the power of sleeping
Is my gf cheating on me
>>713549986
should i talk to her again?
>>713549986
should i kill myself?
is OP a faggot?
>>713551922
this conch sucks fuck you here's a better one
>>713551974
thats better.
now magic conch, should i kill myself?
>>713549986
are fags gay?
>>713549986
will i pass the test today, magic conch?
>>713552000
>>713551974
see what did i tell ya guys? this one actually works!
>>713551974
>>713552000
now that's what i called it TRIPLE KILL.
also can i delete my account?
>>713549986
Will ever get her back?
>>713549986
Will Gabriela ever talk to me?
>>713552000
rip, go kill yourself 3 times
>>713549986
Will she ever love me?
>>713549986
am i going to fail my next assignment?
>>713551974
should I suck nigger dick?
>>713552090
What the fuck i got a zero. WHAT DOES IT MEAN MAGIC COCK????!!!??
>>713552117
Will Gabriela ever talk to me?
>>713551974
>>713552191
new conch pls
>>713552222
nothing
>>713551974
Yes?
should I try to get some sleep?
should i?
>>713552222
checked
>>713552222
DIGITS
I
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I
T
S
>>713549986
>>713552117
>>713552226
Fuck you magic shit conch p.niggger bitch!!!
>>713552200
no kill yourself
>>713552222
Silence.
>>713552226
more?
>>713552312
>no
lol
>>713551974
gas jews?
Will she ever love me
should i do it?
>>713552446
i know you want to c:
>>713552222
HOLY FUCK! QUADS!
should i ask her?
>>713551974
does kek exist?
>>713552403
I wish.... Sorry bud
will i die in 1 minute?
>>713551974
Is this real?
Is my gut right
>>713552501
HAIL KEK
>>713549986
will i fuck that lady i'm thinking of?
>>713552446
Y E S ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
will it work?
WILL SHE LOVE ME
>>713552504
looks nice aside from the weird double jointed legs
>>713552507
will i die in one minute?
>>713552565
cool
>>713552509
do not insult the conch with such questions!
Did bush do 9/11?
should i ask her..?
>>713549986
should i give up on her
>>713551974
will the wall happen?
will I get the succ?
>>713551974
I got a lump on my inner arse that every time I shit or finger myself, it hurts really bad. Should I consider silverside for dinner?
>>713552661
I think i broke it
>>713552707
should i give up on her
>>713551974
>>713552446
how bou't niggers? I really wanna gas niggers! :D
>>713549986
Is she tryna smash?
>>713552757
fuckin hell, should i give up on her
Am I a nigger footfag cumguzzlin sissy
>>713552762
Re roll cuz that makes no goddamn sense
>>713552740
>finger myself
kill yourself
>>713552794
>>713552757
>>713552707
the TRUE conch has told you 3 times that you are homosexual
>>713551974
>>713552853
GODDAMNIT
>>713552843
Re-roll?
>>713549986
Will my court date go well wothout a lawyer
>>713552761
:-D
>>713552761
build wall?
>>713549986
does OP love me?
LOVEME SENPIE!!!
>>713552937
Reasking
>>713552937
>without lawyer
kek anon why did you choose to represent yourself?
Will I find someone soon, not a girlfriend but just someone Interesting
will david spade die in the next five years
Am i gay
>>713553063
im here bb
>>713551974
I've tried stuffing this turkey for the past hour, but it's clenching its colon tight. Could I use Google Translate to tell it to relax its arsehole?
>>713552989
ok =(
Will d or j ever contact me again?
>>713551974
magic conch should i stay with my girlfriend or move one?
>>713553018
best lawyer up nigger
will we fuck when were alone?
Does she love me?
>>713553270
>kill yourself
oh yeah im so sorry i forgot im not supposed to ask 2 part questions.
oh magic conch, should i move on from my girlfriend?
Will I ever find some one who I love and loves me back.
>>713551974
Am I damaged?
>>713553317
will we fuck when were alone?
>>713553349
done, magic conch, I deleted facebook hours ago.
now, should i leave my girlfriend?
>>713553317
>youre homosex
>>713553412
>no
lol harsh
Should I move to Miami?
>>713553413
i understand, I am very hesitant too.
Should I stay with her?
Will she eber love me as much as I love her?
>>713553509
>delete account
Do you mean my skype account, m'lord?
>>713551974
Magic conch, am I doing alright?
>>713553520
Reroll
Should I bother getting food downstairs?
>>713553554
reroll
>>713553503
should this anon let me be his roommate when he moves? :))))))
>>713551974
Magic conch, OP is a faggot?
>>713553551
b-but m'lord, surely that would have disastrous consequences!
>>713553520
>kill yourself
>>713553579
delete your account
HARSH
Are black people real?
>>713553612
Are you for sure magic conch?
>>713553628
YES MAGIC CONCH
HAIL THE MAGIC CONCH
ONWARDS TO VICTORY!
>>713553760
right away m'lord!
>>713551974
Am I real?
>>713553790
i... i get the message, m'lord
>>713549986
Dose my slut even miss me?
>>713553855
DEEP
Will I snag a cute femboy in tech school and lose my vcard
May I pls?
Should I do it?
>>713551974
does she care about me?
when will it happen
>>713553927
Pls may I?
>>713551974
should i not marry her?
>>713549986
Will I ever hook up with a guy and enjoy hot wrestling sex for funsies?
Oh glorious Magic conch. Well she say yes I'd I propose
>>713553960
LOL DO U MEAN SEX?
>>713551974
Why are you mean?
>>713554017
Will I ever hook up with a guy and enjoy hot wrestling sex for funsies?
>>713549986
I m the next Hitler?
Am I the chosen /b/ tard of legend?
>>713549986
will i ever get married?
>>713549986
Will I ever get marrieeed?
>>713549986
am i in love?
how can i expect to do on my finals next week? Will i pass???
yesterday was quite haunting. am I going to die before 5:00 AM EST in this day?
>>713551974
Will I get a 2?
>>713554449
ayyyy its ya boi
>>713549986
should i make a move on her
Should I get free pizza for everyone?
Will trump bring prosperity to america?
>>713552000
what the fug
>>713551974
should I kill myself like this guy? >>713552000
Is suicide the answer?
>>713551974
magic conch, will I get good succ within the next 5 years?
>>713549986
will they call me to work before the year ends?
>>713554824
reroll in that case
>>713549986
will i get the dubs
Will i ever find a purpose in life kek?
>>713554566
Ok fuck one 6 would have gotten the message across. How about her friend
>>713551974
will gril gib seck
>>713555013
Kek.
Will me and sarah live happily ever after?
Roll
Will I have to do it first?
>>713551974
Will she feel the same way when I tell her?
Rollin again
>>713555217
Will I?
>>713551974
Asking again: will she feel the same way when I tell her?
Will my relationship last beyond long distance?
¿Pagare menos de 15 euros para arreglar mis zapatillas?
>>713549986
Is there anything worth living for?
>>713555340
reroll
Will i live happliy ever after,
>>713555449
More spesifical answaro plz
>>713555463
it fucking knew my next question....
oh man.
will I pass my language exam o great conch?
Will I ever be able to contact Elisha again?
will she ever love me?
Will I get her back?
>>713549986
I'll have her?
>>713549986
>>713551974
will we be together?
>>713549986
I'll date "ak" again?
>>713549986
am i retarded
>>713549986
Will i have sex with someone other than my hands tomorrow
>>713549986
I'll win the new year's eve lottery?
>>713551974
Yeah that conch did suck, lets try this again, previous question mighty conch, will it last beyond long distance?
>>713555832
I'm not fucking accepting this.
Will i have a good sleep tonight?
Am I gonna make it?
penguin yes?
>>713555794
Reroll
What about now
>>713556034
>>713555944
One more time
>>713549986
Am I funny?
>>713549986
Am I funny round 2?
>>713554860
ouch
>>713551974
How to don't fuck up in all
>>713555322
ouch
>>713549986
will it get better soon?
>>713555832
>>713555872
>wants answer
>gets answer
>twice
oh no
>>713551974
Should I kill myself
Oh magic conch, will I get a number 5?
semester grades good?
>>713549986
Should I kill myself?
>>713549986
Will I fail this month??
>>713551974
Should I kill myself?
>>713549986
Will i fail college
>>713549986
Should I start my podcast
>>713549986
Should I start my podcast?
Will my life end by suicide?
Will I ever find peace in life
Are we gonna fuck?
should I talk to her again
>>713558620
Reroll
should I text her
>>713549986
Will oomf fuck me
>>713549986
Will oomf fuck me?
Fap?
>>713551974
Should I?
>>713551974
will she ever contact me again and tell me how much she fucked up?
Will I finish my PhD before I turn 30?
Will she turn out better then last time?
>>713549986
Should I stop doing heroin?
>>713551974
Should I ask her?
>>713549986
You can't get in
>>713560452
Reroll thread for a better answer
>>713551974
reroll
Is every person in this thread a beta virgin?
>>713551974
Will she say yes?
Should i ask her out again?
Will I finish my PhD before I turn 30? I really wanna know
>>713551974
Will i get the motivation to finish school
Will I get married again ?
>>713549986
Will I find the power of virgin wizard and never get laid
Does she like me?
>>713551974
Magic conch, will she be the one?
Will i ever find a partner that loves diapers and abdl shit as much as I do
>>713551974
Will she really love me?
>>713551974
Magic conch, will I ever find a girl or boy that loves diapers and being an abdl as much as me?
Idk I guess should I buy more beer to quell my severe anxiety?
Is he truly deeply gay
>>713549986
Is 4chan going to die this year?
Am i going to die soon?
>>713561554
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
will I get to fuck her again?
>>713549986
Does he love me
>>713549986
Will I get an A on my exam tomorrow
>>713561664
aw :_(
>>713549986
Should I try a third marijuana?
am i a newfag?
Will Devon ever get laid?
>>713561789
Time to get angery.
>>713549986
Should I try dick?
will b ever get rid of trap threads?
Can Devon ever get laid?
>>713549986
will I lose my virginity in the near future
>>713562237
>will I lose my virginity in the near future
Will i get this job?
>>713562532
Thanks, cunt.
>>713549986
Will she love me
>>713551974
Should I go for it?
Will it happen?
Am i gonna die virgin?
>>713549986
should i break up with her after christmas?
>>713551974
Am i gonna die virgin?
>>713549986
Is she going to talk to me about the thing
Should I ask her
>>713549986
Will it happen soon?
>>713563488
reroll for dubs
>>713549986
Am I gay?
Does she like me
>>713549986
You know what I'm gonna ask already.
>>713563587
du maaaaaaaaaa
should I kill myself
Will i ever fuck her?
Am i gay?
should I get some work done?
>>713563946
No one one can call me gay now because the conch has spoken. I only sucked dick to try it.
>>713549986
is this new haircut gunna get me any bitches?
Should I ask her out or wait for a little longer?
>>713549986
will we fuck?!?!
>>713551974
Will I enjoy my weekend?
should I fap again?
>>713551974
Should I cheat on her?
>>713565610
Kek okay
Will I drop out?
>>713551974
Will I enjoy my weekend?
>>713549986
Will she come back to me?
Oh magical conch
>>713551654
I mean that's good news for you
>>713549986
Should I smoke anime
When will I be able to meet my rapist?
>>713549986
Will I marry her?
Do I have a nice penis?
>>713549986
Will I die in my sleep tonight?
will i get over her
>>713549986
Should I go with this one?
>>713570537
Asking again, should I pick one of the others?
Are we getting fired on friday ?
>>713549986
Will I avoid the wagecuck life successfully?
should i fap before sleep?
Will we ever get back together?
but srsly tho, should i fap?
>>713570932
>>713571022
god fucking dammit, conch
yes or no
>>713571006
I guess I'll go fuck myself
Is she lying?
Should I kill myself?
>>713549986
Is chod a faggot?
>>713549986
Is chod a fag?
>>713549986
IS CHOD A FAG?FSDFS
Can i have something to consume?
>>713549986
magic conch, is there a reason i'm alive?
>>713549986
Jimmy Springfield?
>>713549986
Will the Navy take me even though i have a felony drug trafficking charge?
>>713549986
Will I ever have Sex?
