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Hey, /b/
May or may not have just convinced this chick that I'm a Nazi
I think she likes me
Dubs decides what I send next
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spam check em
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Send/request nudes
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>>713549856
this
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Your dick... obviously.
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>>713550499
winrar
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oh shit waddup. Now... will OP deliver?
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>>713550499
OP here.
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>>713551340
Kek
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bravo!
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I can't fucking make sense of your conversation op. Are you high?
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Cut off the message, which read
"What next, /b/?"
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>>713551919
NIGGER KEEP IT GOING, CONVINCE HER TO TELL YOU IF SHE LIKES IT
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Perhaps you can show me a little something too..
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>>713551919
Tease more and then ask for a picture
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WEVE GOT A LIVE ONE BOIS
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>>713552066
Bitch, that's a horrible line.
Sending it now.
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>>713551919
Sometimes mother slaps it if I've been bad. But if I'm good, she loosens my neck chain.
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>>713552172
Don't ruin this shit faggot
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>>713552066
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>>713552172
Kys
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Op, don't leave us hanging
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>>713552375
emphasis on little, I'm gay
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>>713552375
DO IT OP KEEP GOING
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>>713552411
Well, do I send this, too?
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>>713552411
Ok I rolled that so ask her if she likes it
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>>713552485
No don't be a tard
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This has gone from a game OP.

it is now a mission.

To see a girls tits and possibly get you laid.

Mostly the former.
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Did she stop replying?
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>>713552411
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If you don't send me a pic of your pussy i'm gonna have to kill myself, you see, Ive been depressive, and right now i need nudes or the depression will make me do it, i have a knife with me and i'm ready, you decide
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>>713552730
FUCKING KEK
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>>713552730
You fucked up
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NIGGER I ROLLED THE DUBS SO I TOLD YOU TO ASK GERBIF SHE LIKES IT, YOU FUCKED UP
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>>713552863
>gerbif
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Did you at least like it?
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so much for fucking tits, way to go and fuck everything up OP
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ASK HER IF SHE LIKES IT
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>>713552730
Stop. Stop playing the game for a second and try to solicit nudes
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We give you a free pass to get nudes, but the second you do the game starts again. Also share th nudes
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>>713553128
I
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>>713553128
then its not a game you fucking faggot.
there is an eternities worth of nudes online.
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>>713553128
this
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Since I showed you mine, you have to show me yours!
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>>713553277
Fucking lol
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>>713553128
>>713552863
>>713552987
She'll probably still think it's funny. OP already did the leg work before coming here, we just gotta be patient.

Oh and if this is dubs, don't actually say this, fucktard. Don't undo your hard work.
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>>713553277
FUCK YOU, WASTED WINRAR
Also op don't post this.
I'm just a nigga looking out for his squad
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>>713553277
Kek now you have to send that
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Now we wait..

Op will surely delivrar
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>>713553411
Fuuuuck, my second dubs tonight and I didn't even want it gdi
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>>713553411
Kek
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>>713552730
Nigga don't mess it up. She didn't outright reject your shrivelled soldier, don't say anything stupid and just wait for a reply..
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>>713553277
Well, alright...
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>>713553511
Don't post that either
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>>713553511
FUCKING KEKEKEKEK
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>>713553632
That's cringy as hell
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>>713553632
ease her into it and ask her for something softcore like bra
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Fucking whore, let me see your boobs or I will rape you.
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>>713553277
WHAT DID I DO?
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>>713553770
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>>713553511
Chekd with kek
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>>713553769
this
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"I wish they teach us more about vikings"
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Ask her if she liked it
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>>713553770
>>713553800
I win
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>>713553821
roln 4 dis
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Tubbo detected
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>>713553800
Win
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>>713553770
dont say this OP
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>>713553769
Roll
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>>713553632
I would like too see your huge decision
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Haha i know it is, but you trust me and i trust you, there's no way another person on earth will see the pics, and we'll both enjoy it, so, there's no problem un doing this (;
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>>713553769
rolling for this instead
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If your uncomfortable can I at least see You in a bra? Your beautiful
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>>713553881
Lol
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>>713553872
sshhhhooowtime !
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>>713553881
This will make her show us tits. And if /b/ isn't too retarded we can see pusssy too
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>>713553935
Rolling
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To those paying attention, I accidentally resized part of the window.
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>>713554014
Can I post my dick ?
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>>713554066
You fucked up
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>>713554066
Op you are a fucking autistic idiot
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>>713554066
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NIGGER ruined it
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>>713554066
Retard
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>>713554066
And this is when op dun went full retard
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>>713554014

/b/ is always too retarded, don't give so much credit where it isn't due.
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>>713554133
kek. guys, stop
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>>713554066
You fucked it up /b/ like always, she was an easy girl, but I didnt expect a lot virgins to know howto flirt with women
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>>713554066
You fucked it up. Autistic mode kicked in I see.
She was also minutes away from posting nudes too, just a little bit of cheeky sweet talk and you would be in.
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>>713554109
Sure
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>>713554066
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"sorry baaaaabyyyyyy, but i was asking for dating advice from a couple of fucktards on 4chan"
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>>713554133
>>713554166
>>713554200
HOLY SHIT
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>>713554334
reroll
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Op is an actual faggot, abandon thread
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>>713554334
roll #2
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>>713554066

Oh well! Now a dubs get thread.

Check em /b/tards.
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>>713554066
You were 1 second away from lots of fucking and nudes but ur autism kicked in
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>>713554399
GOOD GOD MAN. STOP. JUST STOP
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Sorry i accidentally copied and pasted that, what i meant was, we trust eachother and we'll both enjoy this, so there's no way this isn't a good idea, if you're worried about your pics getting spread, you know me and you know i wouldn't do that, ever (;
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Check em
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"hey sorry I copy and pasted a bunch of stuff by accident, i trusted you and showed myself, i want you to trust me and try the same" without quotation marks or this you tard
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>>713554454
>>713554456

wew
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>>713554399
Dubs and got lets go boys OP is an faggot
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>>713554480
ROLL
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Alright, trips from this point forward, since you assholes almost fucked it up.
Salvage it.
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>>713554480
>>713554464
Either one of these and nothing else
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>>713554590
Roll
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>>713554066
A U T I S M
U
T
I
S
M
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>>713554590
Rolling
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>>713554584
You're a fucking autist
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>>713554590
this
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>>713554584
It's already fucked dude
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>>713554584
Nigger you already fucked up.. you just ruined your chances you dense fuck
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>>713554584
OP don't be a dumbass, trips takes too long
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pls show tits
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Sorry that was a copy and paste :(

If you don't feel comfortable than can I see you in a bra? Your beautiful :)
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>>713554584
Trips? Fuck off man this post is gonna get dubs and you're gonna reply with
>>713554464
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I wanna see you spread your ass for me like it's sunday morning.
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>>713554480
Do this you Mongoloid
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>>713554584
Sry a friend sended me an online conversation that he thinked that was funny. my fault. I would like to see your huge decision ;)
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>>713554764
64 again wtf, okay, now it is dubs
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>>713554584
Delete that fucking message, the one you copied our shit from here to show her.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE... send her another dick pic (hard) and say you're just horny and can't think straight.

>since you assholes almost fucked it up.

Nigga, you messed it up like the fucking autistic faggot you are.
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>>713554480
Do this
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>>713554584
> blaming us
> not an issue with your own discretion
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>>713554584
> blaming us
> not an issue with your own discretion
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>>713554763
Roll
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>>713554480
rolll
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I'm sorry, that was a copy and paste on accident.

If your not comftoarable can I see you in a bra? Your beautiful by the way :)
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>>713554718

>>chances

Implying this /b/tard ever had one, he's a fucking autist.
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>>713554584
We want nudes and not autism. All virgins better leave this thread
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>>713554584
quit being a fucking autist, roll with the dubs faggot
now rectify your retardation with asking for some softcore shit so we can see her ugly ass and decide this thread isn't worth our time so we can go
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OP here. I made no promise of nudes.
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>>713554989
Not bad do this
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>>713554863
This
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>>713554989
Reroll
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>>713553800
Op you missed this
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>>713554480
This shit
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>>713555033
Dubs of autism
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>>713554989
Reroll
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>>713554989
This
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>>713554480
Tell her this
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Send her a hard dick pic
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>>713554989
Roll
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>>713552653
What is that?
A monkey?
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>>713554584
Sry copy&paste by accident. I would love to see your huge decision :P
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>>713554480
Rollll
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>>713555033

The one opportunity an op actually had a shot at getting them and he's been here too long to get.
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>>713555218
Roll
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>>713555245
DO THIS OP
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>>713554584
Sry copy Paste by accident (send hard dick pic) don't tease me, now it's your turn
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>>713555300

>>inb4 op posts this shit
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Op ditch the game and gets nudes
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>>713555397
Add this to the dick pic
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>>713555400

My dubs dubs are dubbing tho

Op still using autist-correct.
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>>713554480
ROLL^^^
>>713555400
Thiss hall to be a fucking joke
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>>713554989
roll
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>>713555555
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>>713554989
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>>713555300
When you would like to fuck but you prefer to deliver /b/ then getting laid
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>>713555026
Do fucking this and nothing else
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>>713555555
Yes
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>>713554989
this
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>>713555559
Wow so close to 555555
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my goodness
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>>713555559

Looks like this guy also uses autist-correct. Try again/b/ro's. Maybe English is your third or fourth language.
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Es tut mir leid, es ist etwas spät und ich war mir nicht sicher was ich schreiben soll. Vielleicht möchtest du mir ein Foto von dir in einem BH zeigen? Natürlich nur wenn es dich nicht stört.
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Sorry accident copy paste, anyway wanna fuck?
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OP JUSTDITCH THE GAME AND GET NUDES FOR FUCKS SAKE
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Ich liebe Zwitter
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Ich mag BRÜSTE
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I'm sorry I have autism and have been trading my meds for blowjobs from feminine looking men. I'm not gay!
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Ugh, my copy paste is acting up again, anyway, is there anything I can do to help you make that huge decision ? ;)
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>>713554584
OP is gone and fucked up. Sage
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Sorry babe here's a better dickpic
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>>713555989
Roll
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tbh I love my little pony and i often wear fedoras, lol :^) do you lik3 mtn dew? me luvs it :333
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Op prove that u didn't lose
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Stop teasing it's getting hard!
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>>713555989
Do this you faggot
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>>713555989
ohdang.jpg
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i own 37.5 guns
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Shave your fucking neck beard anon
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>>713554584
I just laughed harder than I have in like two weeks

Thanks anon
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>>713555989
Roll
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>>713555989
rolling
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my mum said we would be a great couple (≧▽≦)
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>>713556223
So close.

It's ok, op probably left anyways
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All I want is to see how beautiful you are, you have a chance to make my little guy happy
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OP give us an update
>>713555026
also re-rolling
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>>713556287
OP watches, waits
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Op just prove us that you didn't leave us
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>>713555989
Rollin for blender dick
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>>713556324
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>>713556404
It's gonna 404 on us
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Op if you have any sense than get nudes. I'm so close to abandoning but I have hope
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>>713556404
I laughed much harder than I should have
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>>713556388
Prove that OP doesn't exist (religiousfag logic)
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Man i was hoping to see a random girls tit.

Now i'll have to settle for a random girls tits.
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>>713556069
rolling for this
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Today, OP delivered AND was a faggot
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>>713556069
rolling
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OP that is considered newfag material. Now just try and get wins
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>>713556069
rolling
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>>713556388
Still here. Tried calling her but she hung up.
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newfag
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>>713556069
rrolling
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>>713556889
>I partially understand
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>>713556069
rolling for this pic
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>>713556069
cinnamon roll
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>>713554590
Rollerino
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>>713556069
rawl
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>>713556889
Tell her you're getting tits tonight. Your dick will be so far up her beef curtains she'll cum a rain cloud.
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Dude you fucked up, you should've just gotten the nudes and posted
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>>713554989
Rolling for this
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You blew it OP, you stupid fucking nigger. Probably gay or some shit
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>>713556889
Send her a link to "Baby come back"
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>>713556889
>partially
you're fuckin awesome dude
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>>713554066
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>>713555989
Mountain dew it
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>>713557283
Reroll
Come on
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>>713556069
Roll
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>>713557438
Motherfucker I got the inverse.
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>>713555989
roll
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>>713555989
rollin
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roll
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>>713555989
rolling
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>>713556069
Roll!
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>>713555989
Roll
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rolllinn
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rol
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>>713557711
Nice trip-dubs!
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Im gonna be completely honest with you, my dick is only 2 inches, and im really into humiliation.
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I explained what happened, by the way.
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>>713557744
for this:>>713555989
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>>713555989
Roll with extra cheese
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>>713557711
Do it OP DO IT
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If you don't see me again, don't come looking because you won't find me. Goodbye
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>>713557840
OP IS A FAGGOT
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>>713557840
Good job you cuck
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>>713557840
As expected OP is a bitch
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>>713557840
What are you fucking doing. You probably damaged this poor girl for life you idiot
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>>713558053
This.
OP she probably thought you actually wanted her and likely could've started something.
You fucked up.
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>>713558053
>probably damaged this poor girl for life
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Don't ever come back op. You literally are the fggt we see in a 13yo
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>>713558253
He very clearly doesn't give a fuck, not every /b/tard is a desperate neckbeard that jumps on any chance they get
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>>713557840
Kek man you're autistic as fuck
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>>713558347
Or he's retarded.
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>>713558453
I'm gonna go with this
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>>713558253
Nothing turns a woman on more than disinterest. OP doesn't give a shit about this bitch, and that's the attitude most conducive to getting laid. You don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
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>>713558453
It's the former

Dudes got a sense of humor, very much doubt he's socially inept
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>>713558646
>nothing turns a woman on more than disinterest
Or they get annoyed and upset because you didn't give a shit and fuck yourself out of anything.
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>>713551340
wrinkle nub strikes again
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>>713554066
EEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHH PUTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>713558797
Not caring whether or not they "get annoyed or upset" is phase 2.
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>>713552863
>ASK GERBIF
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>>713554480
Roll
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>>713558692
You're right, it is hilarious how he is trying to apologize and explain the situation to somebody who you claim he doesn't care about.
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>>713558347
damage control
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Theodore Roosevelt wrote in 1901 that he had “not been able to think out any solution to the terrible problem offered by the presence of the Negro on this continent.”[52] As for Indians, he once said, “I don’t go so far as to think that the only good Indians are the dead Indians, but I believe nine out of ten are, and I shouldn’t inquire too closely into the health of the tenth.”[53]
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>>713559433
He's not trying to apologize you fuckin autismo, he's fuckin with her more by offering the link
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>>713560117
This. OP is playing 4d chess.
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OP fuckin died
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