Welcome to the Salty Spitoon. How tough are ya ?
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Welcome to the Salty Spitoon. How tough are ya ?
>>713547816
I post on 4chan. Without any milk
>>713547816
I don't post the banana in ylyl threads
I drank a gallon of milk, without milk.
>>713548054
Uhh, right this way, sorry to keep you waiting
>>713548224
>>713547910
I only passed out once at the doctor's office when the nurse told me my heartrate was abnormally high.
I fap to trap threads.
>>713548751
Okay... you can pass
>>713548909
Yeah, soo ?
>>713547816
I lurk shota, loli and furry threads. Without. Fapping. Not even once.
I can't triforce, on purpose.
I browse 4chan, while being able to hold a decent job, happily married and have two healthy children.
>>713549238
Without denying that it's gay.
I never reply to your mother will die posts.
I have survived suicide attempts, 20 times.
>>713547816
I post white pride threads on /pol/ daily. I am mexican.
I think cuck threads are for faggots exclusively
>>713549548
You mean you failed 20 times.
You suck at dying. Stop trying.
I disregard OP in every thread I am in.
Including this one.
I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep
>>713547816
Fucked a girl once. Didn't even cum.
>>713549360
>>713549392
>>713549538
>>713549501
>>713549545
You guys can pass
>>713549545
Savage.
I can get quads at will.
>>713549501
>>713549569
>>713549807
>>713549868
no, just no
>>713547816
I have defeated 8 giga nigga threads, with no rerolls
I signed up for club penguin. Without my parents permission. .....on a school night.
>>713547816
I never liked mudkips
I eat cereal... WITHOUT MILK.
Also >>713550333
>>713549698
>>713549696
Welcome !
>>713549548
Get out
>>713550009
close but no cigar
>>713550428
*dies from impact*
>Last words: Thank you
>>713547816
My dick is always 99% flacid the entire time I am in missionary position for means of procreation.
>>713547816
>I have played moon man music.
>At a black lives matter protest.
>And lived.
>>713550585
i didn't see you before ?
>>713551000
Ye. You might've last night. Sorry I was. Going too hard on your moms last night. Anyway.. Let me in before I come a knockin' on your backdoor.
>>713551236
Oh hi spongebob!
>>713547816
>>713551236
CHOCOLATE!!
>>713551378
Oh Yeah! I'll Show you TUBBY!
I would have shot harambe
>>713551529
>>713551459
CHOCOLATE!!!
>>713551630
Fail...
CHOCOLATE!!!!
>>713551459
>Tubby?
>Nobody calls me Tubby!
>>713551731
TUBBY
I spiked my dad's drink so I could rape him
>>713551859
The hell you put in my drink!!
>>713551236
HA, YOU ARE THIS FAGGOT >>713549548
>>713551819
>>713551459
>Takes gun out
>Puts it in mouth
>Pulls trigger
>Do you think your joke is still funny?
>>713547816
I post the banana in ylyl threads>>713548054
I swallow cock,
WITH OUT GAGGING
>>713552060
>>713552059
Not even!
>>713551529
Me too. You can't pass
>>713551859
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO MY DRINK!!
>>713552391
Can >>713550896 come in?
>>713552159
U kno it is.
>>713547816
I sang "good morning Baltimore" in a bar full of mostly black people while the riots were occurring.
And got applause.
>>713552595
We are looking for a yellow man who has made someone commit suicide.
>>713547816
I survived the pussification of the cis white male.
>>713552391
let me in or I won't go on a second date with your mom
>>713552734
hairspray is a pro-segregation musical you fucking moron.
good morning baltimore is like... the theme of the musical. that's like yelling out "black lives matter". thats not tough.
>>713552943
We got him!
>>713552943
>>713552943
>>713552734
>>713552102
True heroes
>>713553169
Nigga that's pussy shit.
I called my commander dude once
>>713553301
Uh,
I TAKE IT UP THE ASS
WITHOUT GETTING SHIT ON THE DICK
>I survived 9/11
>I was on the top floor
I fap
>>713553301
Nooooo, really ?
>>713553169
I fuck hookers without a condom on.
>>713553357
Wait a minute. Are you assuming that. No one in this fine establishment has or ever will have had a weenie?
>>713553550
If I don't get dubs, it's true.
>>713553522
I need that in my life, tired of shit on the dick
>>713553593
And ?
>>713553593
Das gross. Not the hooker or the condom part. You actually attempting to procreate.
>>713547816
Gas?
>>713553802
Jews?
>Teleports behind reg
>Nothing personnel kid
>>713553802
JEWS
>>713553737
... and I didn't catch anything.
>>713553955
J E W S ! ! :33
>>713553802
JEW
>>713554083
Alot of STDs have no initial symptoms
>>713554083
Right this way, sorry to keep you waiting
>>713554149
>it sympathesizes
>>713554163
jew to you too :33
Jews?
>>713554163
>>713554286
gas now, other stuff later :33
I went on legofriends.com without asking my parents permission
>>713554261
>Killed a 200 year old time god as a teenager
>Help killed David Bowie with a hand fetish
>Can stop time
>Great father
>fucked 2000 dolphins in stopped time
>>713554688
>great father
>>713547816
I dry fap
>>713554765
>Nah, I'm bullshitting
>>713554286
>>713554272
>>713554288
Damnit can't find the image where he has the giant stash of cash he gives them..
>>713554560
get out from here
I rip the tag's off cloths at the store.
I found the women ready to fuck me within 15 miles.
I still ain't done with this photoshop file, that's how tough I am.
>>713553737
So, do I get in with my dick sucking abilites? Or must I show my talents in the back?
>>713547816
McDonalds Dolla Ice-T.....I drink that.
How tough am I? I stood silently as I watch my gf get fucked by another man that has a bigger dick than me
>>713553529
So what? I survived 9\11 too and I was on the top floor. I just wasn't on the WTC. Just like you weren't, newfag.
>>713555419
MacThicc (You) lick dat.
I cucked a dude once
>>713555459
DELET DIS.
>>713555459 I can kill 1,000 cucks in 5 seconds, just like this fag
I don't crush puss. I let it crush me.
>>713555419
>>713554970
>>713555394
Don't waste my time
>>713555394
>actually using jewshop
KEK
>>713547816
who comes up with this threads? 10year Olds? rofl
>>713555897
>Rofl
Please end your existence.
I fight Globalists.
>>713547816
Tough enough to do it. So let me in and nothing bad happens
I fucked a girl once so hard I made her nose bleed.
>>713555717
>>713553802
can get in????????:33
I didn't cry at the ending of bridge to teribythia.
I take my phone to phone stores to get fixed...
>>713547816
I wrestled your mom once, that's how (you) were conceived.
>>713554688
>>713555717
I'm waiting reg
>>713556004
WEAKSAUCE.
>>713556032
DAYYUM SLUN.
>delet tis
>>713555897
LMFAO ROFL LOL KEK LMAO
get out
I post only slightly anonymously.
>>713555956
nah, u first. then ill follow.
I lurk feels threads to see who commits the next suicide and post get well soon pictures in the threads they promote their suicide live stream.
>>713556466
nah, you have the gun in your hand. so go first.
>>713554688
>>713554783
>>713555258
>>713555459
>>713555568
>>713555971
>>713553802
>>713555958
>>713556032
>>713556045
NO WEENIES ALLOWED
>>713556699
Without changing anything
>>713556466
/r/etard cant take a joke. Don't mind the mentally incapacitated
I still try to talk to the girl who rejected/blocked me by saying I needed to "get help"...
>>713556699
I'm you.
>>713556900
Oh sorry, you can get in
I came and shit at the same
>>713557083
If you are me, then you know that deep inside i'm a weenie
>>713556329
fuck off brown ass nigga, I'm going in that salty spitoon and yall can't do shit to stop me, or my name isn't, SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
>>713557403
But then why are you here?
>>713557413
Thats not how it works you little shit
>>713547816
i ate a bowl of milk, without any nails
how tough am I?
>be me
>horny 14 year old
>just discovered how to masturbate
>do it several times a day
>go to an outdorr sports complex
>at my younger brothers soccer game
>mom lets me walk around the complex
>suddenly get a hardon
>imustfap.jpg
>for whatever reason i start off doing it in the middle of a basketball court
>with the entire parking lot able to see me
>clearly im a genius
>hear leaves rustling
>i thought it was a people and put my meet away
>continue wandering
>still horny
>find a nice shed
>only the playplace and some guys house can see me
>startupmymeatgrinder.png
>jizz on the ground
>hear a nice splat noise
>zip up
>hands go unwashed
>mfw the risk turned me on a lot
>mfw i still like the idea of fapping and fucking in public
>mfw i want to convince my shy girlfirned to bang in public but theres no chance
>>713557216
that's it? this one time, i tripled
I killed drifter.
>>713557686
And took his hair
>>713557490
to show you you're really a weenie
>>713557490
but i'm not INSIDE
>>713557568
just try and stop me, faggot!
I stole this rare pepe, despite it being protected by internet copyright laws.
>>713557413
Not on my watch
>>713557819
Explain this then.
>>713557635
>>713557620
>>713557686
>>713558035
Get out
>>713555459
This is a good fucking thread
>>713558490
I'll have you executed if you don't let me in.
>>713558343
Where I am ?
>>713558490
The king is waiting.
This is bait
>>713558752
Sorry for making your highness wait
I singlehandedly took down 3 Waifu threads, a fluffy thread, and 7 furry/trap/loli threads. All on one day. Using nothing but shitty ylyl memes.
>>713559625
Damn
>>713559602
I fucked a latina on election night.
I beat the shit out of >>713558035 and stole his rare pepe,
>>713559625
You can get in
I have information
Greetings,
Before denying me entry to your fine establishment, please direct your attention to my repeating digits!
I brought up voting for Trump in my second week at a new job.
>>713560273
>>713560544
I don't care
May I and my army of me rev up those fryers?
>>713560723
Leading to the arrest of Hillary Clinton.
>>713559945
And she knew I #MAGA
>>713547816
I posted for the first time today in my history of lurking. 5 years to be exact. And it wasn't even in a ylyl thread
>>713561229
>>713560889
>>713560855
>>713560627
Don't make me say it
I voted for Trump. I'm a gay, Hispanic, Muslim women, making under 32k/yr in California, on Obama Care.
>>713551859
i spiked my own drink so i could rape myself
