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Waifu claiming thread.
Previous: >>713530142
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless tripsguy gets trips)
>No lewding (I'm looking at you, Juvia)
>Occasional RP never hurt anyone
>Discussion is the only thing to do here really
>Shitposting must be original
>If you're posting images you're not an elitist
>3D is always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in Discord
>Most importantly, have fun!
akame claimed
Sameji claim'd
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ztCA4bxNrQ
Avatarfags get out of my thread
Hello everyone
>no life
>Juvia claimed
>>713540880
They're tricks and you know it
Stop you're lying
>
>>713540984
Isn't there a saying around here about that? Somebody said it.
It was something like
>more than one waifu will ruin you lifu
Claim
Akari claim
>>713541725
Muh nigga.
>>713539669
Just a tad.
Ain't it? Pull off the sik drifts!
Really? That's it? What an asshat.
kill yourselves waifu faggots
>>713540190
You're playing with a good hand- whichever choice you make is a smart one. Worse comes to worse, the trades are always in demand too. Everyone's gonna need a plumber, electrician, etc. at some point, like it or not.
On the other hand, community college is a good opportunity to get the basics out the way since that's where going straight to University will suck you dry. Thinking back on the scam that is college text books is pretty irritating.
>>713540455 (Akame)
I don't mind providing a bit more insight for you- it's quick and easy to break down other people, but knowing yourself takes a lifetime. Part of knowing yourself is also being in relation with others. How you act, your actions, how they're received, and what's returned to you for what you've done. Interacting with others is also a process of self-evaluation. A mirror of sorts.
It keeps me grounded. I could brag about how much money I make, everything I have, and berate and talk down to others, but I never forgot where I started and who all helped me on the way up. When all that success and power gets to your head, you lose sight of others who might not be as well off as you. Power and success isn't simply something you point at others. The same people I meet on the way up will be the same ones I meet on the way down.
If I was nasty to people, no matter how little I interacted with them, then I get what's coming. Same goes for the opposite. People come and go, some nice, some not so nice. But I take solace in simply knowing that I am. Your chances to help others will come.
![love-live_06-15[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/h9TEWkh.jpg "love-live_06-15[1].jpg")
>You will never have a smug Nico
Why live?
Thank you! Akame a cute ^-^
How much longer Misaki?
THIS IS NOW A SPIDERMAN THREAD
>posts pic with friend
He doesn't have any friends, and if he does they're trash
>posts pic with gf
Oh yeah wel shes trash too
You're just jealous your big bad bully isn't a lonely virgin jacking off to cartoons
>>713541729
Claimed
Any of you anons are none white?
>>713542076
>He thinks he's cool because he calls people virgins on the internet
Are you 12?
>>713541719
I know, but would it kill them to have a little originality now and then?
>>713541872
Why do you always look dead inside in most of your pictures?
>>713542139
Gas them!
>>713542218
>he's mad because he's probably Older than me and still a virgin
Kek
>>713542139
Lol aren't most people on 4chan white
Kurome Claimed 4 lyfe
>>713542076
Your boyfriend has thicc eyebrows.
>>713542139
Yep, I should be on the other side of the wall.
>>713541795
that's it bby
>>713541862
>shinoa made it for me because i can't into photoshop
there's a bunch of parking lots around here that're empty at night, i always go drifting when it snows
yea, officer douch-bag he was: "i should impound your car you know, you've been warned in the past, how come you pulled into the parking lot here, you're an unfit driver"
>>713542139
i'm german, the whitest white
>>713542076
>>713542275
Like that pic. Totally dead inside, don't bother telling me otherwise.
>>713542133
no.Assadasitmightbethatiactuallydoloveyouthatsmytruefeelings.jpg
>>713542390
Hi Kurome!
>>713542359
are you claiming to be a nigger
Stop paying attention to him. He feeds off your (You)s. The more he posts solo, the stupider he looks.
>>713541942
Nico a shit
>>713541897
Fuck its hot today
>>713542139
No, you have to be literate to use computers.
>>713542575
Never seen the show but she seems cute
>>713542540
what enjoyment do you waifu neckbeards get from roleplaying as an anime character? that looks pretty fucking desperate
>>713542352
Not like you'd even believe me if i said neither of those were true
I'm sure it'd hurt your ego
>>713542540
Hello, i'm on break and i'm so sore. Always do warm up exercises before heavy lifting.
goodnight
>>713541795
I added my flavor to the rules, you should make sure you are in regulation with rule#5
>>713541976
no problem ^^ and thanks!
>>713541886
Thank you so much once again, I'm still very grateful for how insightful you are, on top of being so well-spoken. I learn a lot of words and expressions from your posts. I'll try to take it easy until next time. goodnight
>>713542468
I know you don't have social media because you're ugly as fuck but it's pretty gay for guys to smile and look lie a fag in pics
you people make me lose whatever faith i had in this generation
>>713542840
Akameeee goodnight <3
>>713541886
Yeah, i mean i live only a few miles from the community college i want to go to so that's also a plus. And being an electrician doesn't sound too bad either.
>>713542133
Why must you be such a gosh darn cutie?
>>713542453
I thought so, and it's true
>>713542840
>I'm looking at you Juvia
I noticed
Well i guess I'll just have to go ahead and lewd real quick
>>713542840
Anytime. Just remember that it's not as one-sided as you think. Rest well.
>>713542765
I hope you feel better!
You stopping in like this really helps me out more than you think.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stL80GhS87M
>>713542453
I can into photoshop, but I'm too lazy to make my own.
There's NO open lots near me that are easily accessible. It really sucks ass.
I would've asked for his badge number.
>>713543041
>implying they aren't grown ass men who came here after years and years of rejection
why do they allow waifu threads to exist
>>713543213
>I would've asked for his badge number.
No pls.
>>713542453
>>713542575
Maybe for you, I guess
< waifu threads are an equivalent
>>713542575
How hot exactly? High 30s? 40s?
>>713543160
Even better. If it was me in that situation, I'd consider the community college route. If you don't feel you're disciplined enough to stick it through until finishing University though, you may want to consider going straight to a 4 year and/or going a vocational route.
>>713542949
Better to be gay than to look like you have soul crushing depression.
>>713543160
indeed so, most indeededly
>>713543213
drifting on asphalt isn't worth it unless you have money to piss away on tyres tho
it's on the ticket he wrote me, but my dash cam footage is long overwritten
>>713543332
?
>>713543187
That's good, I really hope the best for you. Try to get your therapist to post here.
Reminder than you ARE NOT your waifu
Whatever you may think you are not a 2d girl
>>713542475
>>713543160
I dunno, why must you?
>>713543569
I don't think that's what they do...
I'm also not sure if he would want to be part of this thread
Alice2 claimed.
>>713543301
Because /b/ is so dead that this is one of the better content threads out there. /pol/ is the new hot spot.
>>713543316
And why not?
>>713543541
I wouldn't do it often. Just when I feel the need to get fully hektik.
Well fuck. I'd still file a complaint. Just say he was being an asshat.
>>713543621
im not?
>>713543768
bye!
>>713543819
threads like this are why /b/ is dead
>>713543621
>that image
fuck
just for your safety, page browsing anons
>>713543357
Ive spent the last 3 hours in a heavy leather jacket becausw ive been killing time. Im hot.
>>713543505
Low 30s, but aforementioned heavy leather jacket cranks it.
>>713543927
Come back soon!
>>713543952
take a look at /b/ and tell me how many quality threads there are instead of fb fap, loli, fur, girls you fucked, fapped to, cum tribute and all that other garbage
>>713543621
Did you just assume my dimension?
>>713543454
What exactly do you do for a living, friend?
>>713543775
Don't you fucking dare
>>713543952
Yeah yeah, I have heard it before. Funny how /b/ lost a huge chunk of activity after they banned Alice and how they lost another huge chunk of activity after the old animu and ks/b/ tripfags left
>>713543827
I have some scrubbing on my rears from some slides this summer, not worth it seeing as i only have like 3k miles on that set
all the cops in my city are asshats, got pulled over like 3 days later for the tinting again, got off with a warning because i have a friend who's the daughter of one of the cops in my city and they recognised her
>>713543751
imglad.Imgladthatyou'rehere.I'mreallylonelyirlbutcomingheremakesmefeelmuchbetter.Youhavebeenabigpartofthatrecently.jpg
>>713543862
yes
>>713544224
*hug*
>>713544233
sorry i forgot to include a triggerwarning
>>713543775
rolling to steal
>>713544346
that last sentence was unclear; she was in the car with me at the time
>Sameji
>>713543505
I know i can get through community for sure, university I'm unsure of.
>>713543541
>Indeededly
Kek
>>713543751
No no no, not me
You, why are you so cute?
>
Also cute gif is cute
>>713543952
That pic
>>713544195
there are three loli threads
How could anyone think /b/ as alive anymore
>>713544345
CFI
>>713543775
Trips activate!
Mikasa Ackerman claimed
Share what you and your waifu are listening to
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=a15yqZ1uL9A
>>713544700
Hey Mikasa!!!!
>>713544114
I got work in about an hour and its a really shitty shift so I'm really not feeling it
>>713544575
it comes back to the
>stop liking things i dont like
>>713544195
i don't disagree with the assertion that fb fap, loli, fur, girls you fucked, fapped to, cum tribute and that other shit is bringing down /b/. i'm just saying that you waifu fags are in the same boat as loli, fur, cum tribute thread /b/tards
we can start by putting an end to these threads
if some faggot can put his foot down on 4chan raiding places, we can put a foot down on the trash threads
>>713544663
I don't even know what that stands for
>>713544786
Haruhi!
I missed you while I was gone!
>>713544723
https://youtu.be/RL7lEe36MYs
Thats what I will be listening to shortly
>>713544895
Fair enough. Hope it goes smoothly.
Why no Lillie! I claim dis
>>713545010
google it you nigger
>>713544723
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBG7P-K-r1Y
>>713545081
I missed you too!
What have you been up to?
>>713544114
That's about what we get in the summer, 30s and a few heat waves in the 40s. Humidity really makes it killer though.
>>713544723
Listening to an old Russian baritone-bass to start winding it down.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YH-fxFTSO9c
>>713544723
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6iB7Rce_Em4
>>713545117
Probably, just have no energy really.
>>713544114
trench coat FEDORA TIPPER confirmed
>>713545602
Fuck
QOTT: do you miss your foreskin?
>>713542076
>that man chin.
>those eyebrows
>that jew nose
Didn't know you were into trannies.
>>713544390
Someone emphasized that I have only known you for a week or so, does that matter since it's mutual?
>>713544723
Nice tastes
Kraftwerk ist eine großartige Musikgruppe
https://www.youtube.com/shared?ci=vHGrWAUiJMY
>>713544551
>
>>713545249
There are like 10 results that could all be it. Just tell me you kike
>>713544346
I had some on the front tires before I changed them. Really makes me wonder what the hell they went through...
>Dude probably rotated them before selling it to me.
Wow. Just, wow. I've only ever been pulled over once, in my dads Bronco. I got off with a warning and everything was kk.
>>713544723
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7ATOxe3TKg
I don't have an addiction to this stuff, I swear!
>>713544195
loli threads are quality though
>>713545955
nah
it would be creepy if it was only one sided but since it isn't i think it's okay
>>713544996
The whole point of /b/ was to be for those people m8. Normies like you are the reason /b/ is shit now a days and raids aren't allowed. If you don't like it leave. You are like an illegal alien screaming this isn't mexico.
>>713545272
Mostly work or school, stuff like that.
How was your day, beautiful~?
>>713546136
Hey Makoto!
>>713546062
http://www.abbreviations.com/CFI
>>713545843
not even a little
>>713546136
does it have ABS?
>my friend is a detailer and once left a handbrake on and flatspotted the shit out of a stranger's rears
yea, the cops aren't friendly to sports cars in this state, there's a huge stigma against them for some reason
>>713545843
who would
>>713546240
Things happened with my therapist
My cat keeps taking my crackers then just breaking them on the floor
>>713545864
Post a pic of your girlfr- oh wait a minute
>body pile
Catch you laters, have a nice song.
>Thanks Gumi.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSarZ7g1F-g
>>713545955
>dubs
Cease all this cuteness at once.
The thread can't handle it.
>
>>713546435
please don't hurt your cat :o
>>713546410
>>713546386
I'm uncut
>>713546435
What kind of things? Good things?
Kek, cats are silly!
>>713545682
Hey Cuterino
>>713546767
I'm not going to hurt my cat!
I'm just annoyed she wont even eat the crackers she just breaks them
>>713546767
Yeah, we all remember
>>713542076
>bully
>implying you cause distress towards me repeatedly
>>713546890
is this galil in disguise? :o
post cat?
>>713546978
that wasn't even mine lol
people stiff fall for it
>>713546767
that must suck
>>713547035
still* :(
>>713546780
I'll try to make it short.
He's getting me medication (for something comparable to dependent personality disorder)
Thursday I'm going back to talk about some issues (including bringing in the collage I made which will not be easy to do)
>>713547061
nah it's really nice
my weewee is small enough i dont need them to cut anymore :o
>>713546435
What happened?
>>713545843
Never got to meet the poor guy.
>>713546687
Nope
>>713546240
Hey Mikasa, what's up?
>>713546386
>ABS
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, no. My car has no computer aids. At best, it has power brakes, but that's literally it.
>Not checking the handbrake
Fucking just.
Odd. Very odd. Remind me not to live there.
>>713547179
you can buy foreskin on amazon :o
>>713547129
don't bring the collage, remember rules 1 and 2, he'll think you're crazy
>>713547179
meeither*Hug*.jpg
>>713547179
Your cuteness is just too overwhelming
>
>>713547278
1. Why?
2. How do you know this?
>>713547374
He already told me to and people said I wont get better if I don't confront this
>>713547177
wat
>>713547184
normally i would call you lucky, but in the snow they're a requirement
it was especially funny because i was the one who had pulled it out of force of habit, and he somehow drove around the entire parking lot with it on without noticing
it's not such a horrible state besides that fact, you just gotta get used to the snow and whatnot
my waifu for the rest of my laifu
>>713547534
Kek you'll be locked away in a padded room and fed lithium
>>713547801
that doesn't rhyme
>>713547585
who are you?
>>713547534
I wish you luck
>>713547528
reasons :o
>>713547585
Then it's a good thing I don't even know snow. I think I've seen it all of once in my life, when I went to Julian.
I just don't get how someone could even. Maybe it's just cause I drive stick, and it's force of habit by now?
Ya, but I like fast, so I'd get my shit raped with tickets.
>>713548033
>dubs
Ok
What are those reasons?
>>713548176
it's best you don't find out lluvia :o
>>713548033
Didn't even try to rhyme.
>>713548408
you tried again and failed :o
>>713548033
I could ask the same of you
>>713548167
we get plenty here every year, and my brz is my daily
yea, he was not in the habit of handbrake, still no clue how he didn't notice
i can tell you for a fact that 74 in a 40 zone is a $280 fine, so take that for what you will
>>713546286
Neato. I wouldn't want to die on the job though. I don't like the air or the sea! How much do those make? 50k ish right? I think I have a buddy who is one. His name is Jeff!
>>713547129
Sorry for lateish reply, I'm pretty tired.
Hope you get better. I'm gonna try to sleep because I've had a long day. I got all of tomorrow afternoon to talk to you though. I'll miss you tonnes until then.
I love you, beautiful <3
>>713548307
It's Juvia
And tell me senpai
>>713548610
Bye, can't wait until then!
>>713548548
My RX is daily. Fuck gas mileage tho.
Also, of all things
>This is why I don't like FF
Ya, I wouldn't survive.
Fuckin man babies Kek how y'all like my truck tat you can't afford, go ahead and damage control and say shit about it knowing your moms drives your fat ass ever were
>finally home
>out of the hotsuit
RELIEF
>>713548769
Sorry for not talking with you a lot. I'm more available on weekends. Good night, senpai~
>>713549001
Makoto anon has a motorbike and a car
What model and year is that?
>>713549021
I'll be waiting so you better be available then.
Good Night
>>713549001
>Gucci Mane
Swap that shit out for some Tommy Wright III and we'll talk.
>>713549001
>look at what daddy got me for my tight boipucci
>>713549018
I wanna snuggle too ;-;
>>713548837
I make 25mpg in stop and go and shifting at 3500
everything in this state is ff or 4wd
(I have a ticket fine budget)
>>713548963
hey, i haven't been around in months, cut me a break
>>713549001
nigga are you trying to make me jealous of a dirty ass rav4?
>>713547278
I wasn't able to find some.
Just some infant training replacements.
>>713549001
I prefer walking, driving scares me. Too much power put into my hands, too easy for me to fuck up and kill 4 people.
And so I walk from work to home to a restaurant to the store.
>>713548963
Tell me senpai please
>
Stalking.
>>713549502
okthen.Haveverysweetdreamsofyui,illtrytobehereinthemorning.jpg
>>713549593
is she masturbating?
>>713549583
shit waifu
>>713549512
no :o
>>713549481
konata ya dingus
Cirno claimu!
STRONGET!!
>>713549999
>>713549746
Why not?
It can't be that bad
>>713550044
awww, fuck. Eh, I'll take triple dubs, anyway
>>713550044
nice doubles doubles doubles :o
>>713550085
please stop bullying me...
>>713550044
THOSE DIGITS
>>713549746
why have we stopped avatar fagging?
>>713550044
witnessed
>>713550273
because I don't like avatar people :o
please don't use the f word around me I'm sensitive
>>713550401
all of my wat
>>713549001
I have a car and 2 motorcycles, and I dislike trucks. Try again.
>Having an infotainment system
>In a truck
Disgusting.
>>713549481
25 mpg is highway for me. Otherwise, probably about 15-20 mpg. My car is not for the light on gas consumer.
Weak.
Jesus Christ how horrifying.
>>713550523
just don't say mean words to me I don't like it :o
it's just a request I can't tell you what to do, dingus
>>713549708
Good night everyone.
>>713550619
Fuck nugget
>>713550632
sleep tight
>>713550676
:(
>>713550632
iknow,idon'tthinkineedanymoresleep.Iloveyoutooyuiposterbutnotasmuchassachi*nighthug*seeyouinthemorning.jpg
>>713550632
Good night
Guess I'll go too
>>713550524
what bikes you got? i wanna get into bikes because i've finally realised that they can be both fun and death traps
my car should get like 30-35 highway, but i only live like 5 miles from work, so i'm never on the highway
yea, it's pretty boring
>>713550619
you confuse me
>>713550145
I would never bully you senpai.
I try to be the nicest person i can in /waifu/
>*hugs*
>>713550888
that would be me
>>713550836
is your waifu a cat? :o
>>713550797
sleep well and warm
>>713550524
You must have a small ass dick lmao, would explain why you have a cartoon wife you virgin
>>713550749
I was expecting more of a reaction tbh.
>>713551231
it's ok
who is this btw? :o
>>713551267
Purple alien
>>713551099
no, that's ta-kun
>>713551153
get some new material, it's getting old
>>713551301
Sexy wife bro
>>713551383
>I know
>>713551099
Probably, i just try to be nice and not get into arguments.
I love everyone in /waifu/.
>>713550836
>>713550524
He spent $500
On camo seat covers
Laugh at his stupidity
>>713551332
your waifu is holding the cat? :o
>>713551301
???
>>713551383
cute waifu handsome man
>>713551332
It may be getting old, but it's completely accurate
>>713551421
I love everyone too
but I love you a lot :o
>>713551332
He keeps repeating the same thing over and over. Guess he has a simple mindset. Originality isn't his strong suit..
>>713551454
C'mon m8 I'm the only purple alien itt
>>713551414
Jk she looks like a transgender witch, tell her to grow out of her high school goth phase
>>713551521
Autism loves repitition
>>713551447
>thinkin 500 dollars is a lot of money
Found the 15 year old
>>713551600
Nah that's why I like her. Goth/scene/emo grills are the best. Make the best fucktoys too.
>>713551454
now you've got it
>>713551470
no, the other thing
>>713551521
most indeededly
>>713551621
you seem to have first hand knowledge of this mental affliction
>>713551680
For seat covers?
500 is too much
You shouldnt even need seat covers if you're paying 30k for the truck you knobhead
>>713551514
Oh stop you'll make me blush~
>>713551826
>500 dollars is too much
Kek maybe for you
>>713551986
I told you you'd be blushing tonight.
>>713551732
My uncle had It to the extreme
>>713552005
>most expensive isnt always better
>500 is nothing to me
>I need daddys help to get a job
You... actually have no idea, do you?
>>713552166
Your wife looks like a guy
>>713550836
2015 CBR300R, and a 1992 ZX11C. Hit 160 MPH on the ZX11.
I never expect good gas mileage. Rotaries do that, along with burning oil by design.
>>713551153
Hey, you're the one with a truck, not me.
>>713552219
I have more money than you, more friends, and an actual girlfriend instead of a cartoon one. Keep defending your virginity festival thread
>>713552166
Yeah but not because of you.
>you're not senpai
>>713552374
>more money
Yet you probably buy $4 bottles of Coke because its a glass bottle
>more friends
How many would you trust with your life, or your truck?
>a girlfriend
That you let pay for everything, no wonder you need a truck to compensate for your beta skillz
>>713552547
Doesn't matter still counts
>>713552166
welp
>>713552354
>ZX11
that's a litre bike, right? i wanna find some beater 250-300cc to learn to ride , then i have my eye on the RC390
ah, oil burning, I do not miss that
>>713552778
Like He couldn't even speak English it was so bad
>>713552778
No it doesn't!
>
>>713552984
>>713552735
Wrong post. Apologies
>>713552877
welpp
>>713552984
Totes does. I was never in it to be special, just to see you blush. That goal was accomplished.
>now this was A trick
>>713553259
No it doesn't! I said you weren't not konata-sama.
>Juvia
new thread when?
