This nigger thinks he's getting a record deal, dubs decides what I say next
Self bump
>>713530242
OP say, one of the requirements to sign with us is too be at least a silver 5 in league of legends
>>713530242
OP DON'T DENY MY DUBS
>>713530242
>>713530744
DON'T DENY HIS DUBS
>>713530744
Bump for interest.
>>713530242
You ruined it with the Detroit quip dummy
>>713530242
What kind of budget are you looking for in the cocaine department? Most of our artists start off with about a gram a day allowance.
I LOVE SUCKING NIGGER COCK AND SWALLOWING NIGGER SEMEN
>>713530242
Great all I need is a dickpic for the album cover
>>713530744
Sorry it took me so long
>>713532868
Shit guys help me with this
>>713532868
Holy shit you just posted the number...
Self Bump
>>713532868
Dude u number retard
Prepare for shitstorm of dickpics and pizza orders
>>713533468
Not my number, its the nigger's
Oh that poor guy...
>>713532868
Well that's a felony, jus sayin
>>713533477
Could you imagine this guy? Thinks he's getting his lucky break cause his "talent" is actually maybe real.
C'mon guys give me something
>>713533477
"No you don't understand, we just need talented artists. We don't want any bronze scrubs. Silver or better, we think you can do that for us."
I ain't no fucking word wizard but you get where I'm going with this.
>>713530242
"Listen, I need to test you. Do you know what Shota con is?"
>>713533789
I'll do this even if its not dubs cause im desperate
>>713533900
Winrar
Sorry my boyfriend got a hold of my phone and was playing a joke
I apologize
I'm ready to talk business now
Pitiful self bump
SELF BUMP
Listen, I'm being absolutely for real, I'll get you a lot more money for the 2 albums if you have sex with me and my boyfriend
Do you have any songs about turtles?
IT WONT WORK, FUUUCKKK
How many nigger girls you been in?
>>713534932
Nice.
Oh,I see you still seem to think this is real
SEND A NUDE PIC TO HIM
Listen kid I realize you're new and this is a tough industry but I'm trying to help you here. This isn't all formal and we got some tests you gotta pass before we just hand over the money. Are you willing to do what it takes are or are you just another wannabe?
>>713535442
This one
And here
Bump
Okay guys time for a new target I'm gonna show you a list of people and you guys decide who I go after. Deal?
Deal, I've missed these threads
>>713536373
Oooh boy look at this
Self bump
bump
Bumping for you, post when he responds
bump
Lol here's the guy from earlier
Self bump
don't worry, he liked it
>>713538986
I thought the D in D.Money meant you suck dick for money?
>>713538986
HAHAHAHA I LOVE THIS
>>713539543
TOP KEK YES THIIIIIS OP PLEASE
>>713539808
Too late he blocked me lmao
Perfect.
>>713538290
>finesse?
If you have a kik go here it will be easier
>>713536919
This thread just got interesting
>>713540914
Finesse basically means manipulate (note i am the blue message)
>>713539543
roll
>>713538986
Look all this talk about dicks is starting to make me hard See!
>>713540569
you look like you have the potential to get a girl pregnant, leave her and not pay child support. That's the stuff that's going to sell. Your going to go far kid.
>>713540996
Go here guys, it will be way easier for me to send pics
>>713539543
reroll
>>713530242
Whats your favorite Fast & Furious movie?
>>713530242
I too am in buffalo ny. Who knows maybe we know each other... don't we Dan
>>713541387
CHRIST lol. OP send this pic to the first guy and ask him what he thinks of your dick as well
>>713541792
Do you have a buffalo accent, if you do that would be hott
>>713540569
Less of that kid. I can personally take a joke but you need to respect my colleagues. I've had a look at your social media and works, got some suggestions if you're up for this. We can get you signed but you'll have to meet us halfway on this.
>follow up with suggestions that gentrify him
>>713541970
I would assume so, lived here all my life
I do like them younger, age 9 is the optimal pussy tightness imo
Oops wrong person
>>713542305
Ohh booyyy
>>713542556
Any of you fags want to give me a number to give to him?
>>713542649
get a texting app itll give you a real number
>>713542649
9205740768
Trump4lyf
>>713542556
Sure kid. Send an original take on the "my little pony" theme song to (email) as a sample for label consideration.
>>713542912
Fucking this
>>713542912
Roll
>>713542912
Reroll
>>713542912
Rerollx3
>>713543317
FUCK I give up.
>>713530242
Hello,. This is the manager for the first act you conned. It didn't take long to figure out this was on 4chan.
This is a felony harrassing professional musisicans . I could have all yalls IP addresses recorded by just contacting the website.
>>713543366
OH NOW I GET FUCKING DUBS
>>713530242
What comes around goes around buddy.
Dubs get
>>713543488
Checked
>>713543488
gay af
>>713543488
Oh shit
>>713543400
dubs
>>713543400
KEK
>>713543488
My sides!
>>713543465
The police won't do anything about people posting nude pictures of people without their permission on this website. What you just said is hilarious as fuck and won't happen. Roll again buddy
>>713543400
sure, that's why you're threatening it instead of doing it. Shit bait, faggot.
>>713542912
Roll
>if dubs, also explain it's an industry standard to guage stage presence
>>713543678
look you little shit I could have you in juvee detention in less than an hour.
>>713543931
HELLO. THIS IS THE MANAGER OF THE FIRST ACT THAT WAS PRANKED BY ONE OF THE POSTERS IN HERE.
DO NOT FUCK WITH US. WE HAVE ACTUAL CAPTIAL TO SUE LITTLE FUCKWADS LIKE YOU.
>>713543400
>>713544066
damn bro 2 dubs in a row
>>713543832
>juvie detention
>mfw
>>713544066
nice try
this isn't how a manager would type something out
>>713544066
Cool story bro, did u lik the dickpic?
>>713544066
Waste of dubs faggot
>>713544177
sounds very professional, doesnt he?
>>713544066
lets say you can, can you prove anything??
>>713544160
haha that has to go in the text to the next nigga
>>713544066
>Get's pranked
>Threatens to sue
pic related
>>713544066
>Inb4 13 year old kid throwing shit bait
>>713544260
WE ARE TAKING SCREENSHOTS OF THIS THREAD AND WILL BE CONTACTING THE B WEBSITE IN THE MORNING
YOUR LUCKY THERE CLOSED NOW
WE GOT HIM BOOYYS
>>713544441
>the b website
>>713544441
please dont use all caps, you're intimidating us all. we feel very threatened
>>713544441
The b website? Wtf you talking about. Lmao talk engrish
>>713544441
nice try kid
>>713544516
I am the white privileged text box btw, aka Brock Chavez
>>713543488
DELIVER OP
>>713544441
>screenshots
>website where literally everyone is anon
>"one poster by the name of anon is getting sued and now all the websites of the B are getting messaged"
>>713544667
I'M NOT A KID FUCKING FUCKSTICK I AM THE MANAGER OF THE FIRST ACT THAT ONE OF THE POSTERS IN HERE IS TROLLING. I COULD HAVE YOU ARRESTED TOO. HALF THIS THREAD COULD BE PART OF A LAWSUIT AGAINST B.
>>713544441
"WE ARE TAKING SCREENSHOTS OF THIS THREAD...
CONTACTING THE B WEBSITE...
WE HAVE TO FINISH POKEMON GOING TO THE POLLS FIRST"
Okay Devon this is how it works. You send us in any quality track you can make (on your phone or computer) we just need to hear the tone of your rapping the theme needs to be:heartbreak. We need to see your speed and precision so as soon as possible. If we like what we hear we will send half of your first salary in a check as a deposit. Now listen, next time you say any of that shit like "imma" or any poor grammar your sorry ass will be back to square one. There is tons of potential on this site and your just the lucky guy we found first tonight.
>>713544870
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAJKSKSKSJSJSJAJAKAKAKAKAKAKSJDHDHDIEISNSJSJS
>>713544870
G8 b8 m8 i r8 8/8
>>713544870
clearly he's not a kid
>>713544870
Well, you're half right, anyway.
>>713544870
wtf are you doing
>>713544870
shit bait my friend
>>713545004
He's throwing great b8. Literally making me shiver in my boots
>>713544870
Niggers dont say "fuckstick" so its just bait. Neckbeards do, and basement dwellers.
>>713544870
did you get mad because op rejected your sexual advances
>>713545151
This
>>713543488
Deliver op
>>713543400
Gr8 b8 m8.
>>713545004
>>713545103
>>713545151
GOD DAMMIT THIS ISN'T "BAIT" I AM THE GODDAM MANAGER. I AM GOING TO HAVE A NICE BIG FAT LAWSUIT OF THIS TOO.
>>713545265
op gave us the phone number
GET TO IT YOU NIGGERS
>>713545328
timestamp or it didnt happen
>>713545265
>didnt block number.
Oh fuck prepare for the shit storm
>>713545265
Not even dubs you faggot cunt
>>713544441
TTHE GREAT BEAR OF OSLO HAS BEEN TRIGGERED
>>713545265
Lolololol fucking muggers getting the swift white privilege treatment
>>713545328
Tits or gtfo
>>713545265
op ya dun goofed
>>713545348
Guys dont do that that was a mistake. If you send anything to him im ending the thread
>>713545328
inst your bed time?
>>713545265
This just got interesting
>>713545505
just sent him a shitload of pizzas
Reupload in case he takes the image down because it has the number
>>713545607
Except that you didn't.
>>713545607
That's acceptable
>>713544951
Rolling
>>713545505
>>713545328
Yes, sue the faceless man who doesnt exist, ooooh.
Worst case scenario: 'B' as you call it gets taken down and we move on to another site. What next?
Just fuck off.
>>713545652
GODDAMMIT STOP POSTING THE NUMBER
>>713545652
Do you really think I'm kidding. Text the kid anything and I'm ending the thread.
>>713545680
Hahahaha that nigger fixed his typo pronto
>>713545328
Pls Mr manager what's your contact info so we know who is scaring us so much
>>713545760
>>713545783
>>713545784
>>713545555
Checked
>>713545784
We don't care about texts your sending to your mom
fuck off
>>713545784
keep telling me i cant and i will turn his phone into the battle of the somme
>>713545929
i cant bear this anymore
>walks self out
>>713545555
they say its lonely at the top and whatever you do
you always gotta watch motherfuckers around u
nobody's invincible, no plan is foolproof
we all must meet our moment of truth
nice quads btw
>>713541387
Is this kleinfelter's syndrome?
I only give out record deals to people i fuck in the ass
Op take a music sample from him and try and say he's be working with talented artists like swisha eez and then send him his own sample
>>713546272
Rollin
Idegaf anymore. Just give me something to send him, and go to this kik group just incase this gets pruned.
>>713545957
You fucking can't
HELLO THIS IS THE MANAGER AGAIN
STOP THIS SHIT NOW OR WE CALL THE COPS ON YOUR FUCKING ASSES
>>713546617
you said "idegaf"
if you "idegaf," you wouldnt be blacking out numbers
>>713546690
Call the cops on the internet?
Have fun buddy
This
>>713546690
like, a small part of me wants to thinks hes real, because no man could be this fucking dumb
>>713546231
what's up birdman williams
>>713546816
Go here incase the thread gets pruned please
>>713546690
>>713546690
"Oh noes the Internets are doing stuff and they are meanies please regulate the Internets because yall have that power oh please Mr poleese"
Hello all,
My name is Rodgers, I'm a detective with the SBPD.
It has come to our attention that this internet chat forum is harassing a fifteen year old child. At this moment I am formally requesting you to stop.
I realize that the -B- board on 4 Chan has notoriety for internet trolling, but it is my job to protect this minor from online harassment.
Failure to comply may result in prosecution.
If you have any questions about online harassment, please email me at [email protected]
>>713547044
>I realize that the -B- board on 4 Chan has notoriety for internet trolling, but it is my job to protect this minor from online harassment.
sounds like you have the worst job on the planet
>>713547044
Kek
>>713547044
Horrible, now end your life
Shit give me something to say guys
>>713547044
Check'd
>>713547044
wow this is probably the gayest thing I've ever seen on /b/
ever
>>713544973
>gate bait
This thread... Keep going please
>>713547201
THE BEAR OF OSLO WILL PROVIDE!
http://www.atlanticrecords.com/
>>713547044
OP this HAS to go into the text
you know the rules
>>713547044
"d rodgers"
you didnt even provide the first name
you claim to be a detective
let me guess, it stand for detective rodgers @ sbpd
how original... BAIT
>>713538986
>woah bro
>did he like it?
MY SIDES
>>713547201
Sure, search my partner's name: Ian Brady
>>713547439
kek
>>713547333
Go to the kik code I put out just incase
>>713538986
>we gon catch you
MY SIDES
>>713547044
Nice dubs jackass
>>713547201
send him to this website.
"tightrope.cc"
>>713547044
am I the only guy who wants to watch this faggot spooge all over the monitor
This HAS to be in the text too
Hodor Hodor, Hodor.... Hodor Hodor?
>>713547201
>>713547438
To follow up on this you can say
I work for Atlantic records, you can check out our main page here http://www.atlanticrecords.com/
>>713544441
>YOUR
>>713547626
This is the dark side of dubs
Hello this is Detective Rodgers again
screenshots of this thread are being taken
there are at least 5 or 6 felony charges here too
screenshots are being taken
>>713547981
"Felony"
for posting on 4chan?
Logic
>>713547981
provide evidence of being a detective with timestamp or it isnt happening
Hello, this is D diddily dim dam Rodgers here, and I'd like to diddlyiddly say that what you fine fellos are doing is not riddlyiddly right, and that I'll have to send your behinds to prison should you fail to compliomply
>>713547859
Say subsidiary, sounds more professional
>>713547981
Please dear God if this ISN'T bait if one of you btards get served post the papers and shit. I need a good LOL
>>713548070
Screenshot taken
>>713547981
oh god..
>>713547981
THE NETWORK IS SURROUNDED
SXREENSHOTS HAVE BEEN TEKEN
DVR QUALITRY HI POWER
PREPARE TO ARRESTED
>>713548246
Kek
>>713547981
Pascals wager: Just in case this isn't bait, go wander eternally through a forest of dicks you retard
>>713547981
>>713547044
Shoot any niggers lately?
>>713548246
>grammar
>>713548346
>the point you moron
>>713548335
>>713548346
you are stupid
I love how quickly this thread died.
>>713548810
"chavez records owns atlantic records. i don't think you even went to the link"
>>713548975
this
>>713548975
Double this
>>713548810
We are a subsidiary of Atlantic records, etc, etc...
Merger / partnership / bought-out, etc...
>>713548975
also, you could add
"if your not going to take this seriously I dont think I would want to do business with you"
>>713548975
rolll
>>713548975
pls
>>713534059
His rapper name is D.Money?
>>713549328
Tell him that you really would rather to have him suck your dick for money, than rap, although he can use your dick like a microphone.
>>713549544
Yes, the original guy
People of 4 Chan
I am Daisy, I was D. Rodgers' attorney.
I am saddened to inform you that Rodgers passed away last night. He was surrounded by his loved ones and peaceful.
I am writing to you to inform you that - B - has beenbeen invited to the memorial service for Detective Rodgers in the SB bay area.
Please reply to this post to express interest.
Best wishes,
A. Daisy
Fletcher and Griffin
>>713548335
originally a reply to the "cop" faggot, but send him this one.
Help me crush this kid's dream while I wait for the other guy to respond
>>713549813
nigger its been like 10 minutes since that rodgers nigger posted
>>713549922
Kek nice
>>713549922
Call him a nigger.
>>713549930
Impersonating a police officer is a serious offence. Screenshots have been taken.
>>713549922
>tfw the hot tears coming down on Donovan's cheeks is making me wet
>>713550303
threatening a police officer is a serious offence screenshots have been taken
>>713531847
You're cool
>>713550388
Checkem now you gotta send the image faggot
>>713531847
Shit
>>713549922
Donavan! Duck!
>>713550696
Call him a nigger
"listen here, nigger!"
>>713550696
Yep time to let him know he got beaned
>>713550696
"listen, do you want the job or not?"
>>713550696
why would they? Chavez records was bought out by Atlantic records for all intensive purposes Chavez records now is Atlantic records.
>>713550808
808 checked in the rap star thread.
>>713551188
Good save
>>713551188
Lmfao, fuckin rekt.
just realized that i've spent over 3 hours helping this nigger with his texts
>>713551248
the bear of Oslo is leaving now. Goodbye
>>713551325
That says something about your life
>>713551434
im just going to leave now....
>>713543400
Do it bitch
>>713551248
>not listening to this anon >>>713550880
you're a fucking retard anon
>>713551499
Woah woah dont go, there's more
kek good finale. We'd all better leave before d.rodgers arrests us
kik chat is where it's at
卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 Repost this windmill of friendship if you think Europe should embrace racial diversity 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐
>>713545784
Shut the fuck up bitch boy. End the thread, no one gives a fuck about your lame ass OC anyway.
>>713545784
Only a bitch nigger would say this
this went tits up quickly
>>713536643
>(((mad flow)))
Fuck me this thread is still here?
>>713545784
wwwweeeeeewwww lad you've done it now
>>713549813
MY SIDES
>>713545851
He fixed a spelling mistake ON A GRAMMATICAL ERROR
>fuckin triggered
