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Oh yes
>>713512971
>starts with a non celeb
/sage
/abandon thread
>>713514159
Hell yes
Me on the right.
Taypool
M-My mistress Jessica Alba just put me in the doghouse after I-I s-said the f word when she was stepping o-o-on my face w-w-with her high heels... I t-told her i-it w-was an accident but she said a potty mouthed low badger like me needs to be taught how to s-speak like a civilized person the hard w-w-way... She s-said three h-hours in the November c-chill w-would teach m-me t-to respect o-others enough to control m-my m-mouth whilst i-in their p-presence... I-I reluctantly a-agreed with h-her and w-was given p-permission to bring m-my l-laptop w-with me...
>>713515653
So I have given up hope jlaw will ever have more nudes or a pussy slip pic. She barely even dressed like a slut anymore.
>>713516386
I wonder if she wore panties that day....
>>713515903
>>713516386
please, no trannies
>>713516028
I hope you get frostbite.
>>713513102
>>713513957
Fuck Katie is so hot
>>713516642
Yes. It's too bad that she's never done a topless shoot and probably never will.
>>713516866
I reckon she will eventually, when she starts to lose all her fans
>>713516853
>>713516866
Let's hope for the best anon
>>713516962
>>713517015
We shall see guys. We shall see...
>>713517082
Barefoot like a real angel she is.
>>713517013
>>713517181
Very true.
But what if her feet hurt..?
>>713517418
Then we must do our best to help her ease the pain.
I can get behind this thread
>>713515653
I guess she didn't learn her lesson about taking nekkid pix
>>713517082
>>713517181
>>713517418
>>713517565
>pedo detected
>>713516566
She used to be so hot before she was 25/a whoremom
>>713517565
Like...?
>>713517829
I heard that human tongue and saliva have healing properties.
>>713518124
Nat seems like a kinky bitch
>>713517829
>>713518103
marinafag ...yes everyone knows its you please go take ur meds you pathethic child molestor
>>713518233
Nat is a linky bitch
>>713518378
would eat the poopoo
>>713518337
I'm also posivite she would really much enjoy this treatment
>>713518378
So linky
>>713518668
The linkiest girl around
>>713518839
You can tell by the look on her face
>>713518629
No I'm not a nigger
>>713518650
Why you think so?
>>713519237
You just look at her and know she loves having her cute little toes sucked
>>713519401
I want to cum on it
>>713519648
Don't we all
>>713519592
That is so lewd...
>>713520019
Run an oral train on Nat
>>713520019
no I only want to eat the poopoo
The Dormer fucks talking about eating shit and the Foy fucks talking about molesting feet.
Wtf is this thread.
>>713520048
Just look how proud she is of those.
>>713521002
They look pretty soft...
Maybe I could go for a walk with her, hand in hand, until she gets tired...
>>713516028
>>713516566
M-My m-mistress said she h-hopes my legs f-fall off, m-my arms get amputated and my heart sh-shrinks into n-nothingness s-so she can be relieved of the burden I-I am i-in her l-life...
>>713519592
probably been getting her little toes sucked on for many years before that pic
>>713521216
She loves long walks, her legs are so well shaped, she doesn't get tired so easily I'm sure.
>>713521492
>>713521919
shhh, it's a secret, nobody knows
lia
>>713521430
She s-said I-I tricked h-her into l-loving m-me w-with lies, half-nothings and damn flatteries... If she h-had to do i-it all o-over again she said sh-she would have just run m-me over w-with the 400 horsepower at h-her command...
>>713521919
Well, maybe I just wanna archieve that her feet get warm and sweaty...
>>713522125
Why do you want it anon?
>>713522081
N-Now she s-says she's in an eternal wormhole: she h-has to look after my lazy, g-good for nothing ass wh-while I-I j-just s-sit around the h-house, s-sponging h-her wealth and riches l-like a Philadelphian...
>>713522424
Cause I would love the moment she takes off her shoes and reveals her slightly damp socks....
>>713522251
>>713522469
She s-says the only w-way f-for her t-torture t-to end i-is if one o-of u-us expires 60 y-years a-ahead o-of time... S-So she s-says m-maybe w-we'll t-take up a n-new h-hobby: chasing t-t-trains...
>>713522596
Oh... They would certainly smell like heavens.
Oh Hi!
>>713522901
Yes I can imagine...
And I would love to have them on my lap..
>>713522596
>>713522901
i'm gonna bury my nose in her little ass as you inhale her bare feets
>>713522770
I-I t-told h-her I-I'm d-doing m-my v-v-very b-best all d-day s-sitting o-on the couch trying t-t-o think o-of a way I-I c-can m-make her h-happy b-but so far haven't b-been able to come up w-with anything... I told her I w-w-will let h-h-her know the moment something d-does though...
>>713523123
She s-says she hopes s-she doesn't die from old age b-before something actually does c-come to a brainless Orc like m-me...
>>713523084
Oh... I surely wouldn't be able to keep my hands off her feet.
>>713523455
I would massage them. Run my fingers up and down her socked soles. Feel every inch...
>>713523086
Lewd
>>713514159
God I love Peyton! Would be hard to choose between her and Bella though
>>713522998
Oh my! I'm in love! Feel dirty that she is like 13 or some shit though
>>713523855
>>713523867
That's it, I'm gonna lose no fap November
>>713523638
I hope she isn't ticklish.
>>713524066
A bit would be cute. Would be a good reason to touch her soles...
>>713523930
>>713523322
I will murder you
>>713523638
>>713523086
>>713524180
She would be even more ticklish if you took off her socks, don't you think?
>>713524608
Sorry princess...
>>713524778
But it would reveal the softest of all things in the world: her soles.
i think the younger she was, the softer her soles were
>>713524903
Dd KStew have Kenzie?
>>713524912
All for you to caress...
>>713525054
Kenzie's?
>>713525196
Nooo.
>>713525366
Hmm...
I hope I dream of them later...
Victoria can always make me cum.
>>713525527
The most beautiful dream
>>713525780
Maybe. They are still the softest. 100%
>>713525841
I am pretty tired.
Sadly no Kenzie next to me to cuddle with..
>>713525527
KStew likes cute girls
There is only TRQ
>>713525946
Someday anon, maybe someday
>>713525858
mmm i'm thinking about them about that time.
jerking it rn
>>713526075
Anon...
>>713526251
I hope so.
>>713526464
Lewd...
>>713526572
shhh don't judge
>>713526430
Did she have Kota?
>>713526630
Kenzie judges you
>>713526838
she can as i'm licking the bottoms of her feet before she went on Falon.
Goodnight all
>>713527408
mmmm making sure she was ready, her feet was licked clean there
>>713527537
Mhhh...
Bye anon. I am sure I will see you again..
>>713527637
got one more from about that time?
>>713515290
Pffft... now run away one eyed willie.
>>713527875
>>713527962
Frt
>>713528073
Frrrrrt
>>713528073
dam i wish she showed her feet there, im gonna cum
>>713528183
Cum on your feet
>>713528402
mm damm, is that from interstellar?
