This guy slaps your girlfriend's ass. What do you do?
>He's 6' 180lbs
>>713506153
Tell him to stop slapping my pillow
>>713506153
wake up and realize it was a dream, I have no gf..
>>713506153
Lol not very intimidating I'm taller and I weigh more
My left hand is my gf so therefore he would of slapped my ass and then... then the fun begins.
>>713506153
punch him right in his dumb face.
it's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
>>713506153
I'm 6'1 and 240lbs. I'm pretty sure I can take him.
Tell him he trained wrong and looks like a fucktard because of wrong proportions.
>>713506153
pretty sure that jeff seid is 205lb
>>713506153
>He's 6' 180lbs
i do two things
1. i use the metric system, its 2016
2. i watch my gf stab him, shes psycho
>>713506153
Call him a tiny little bitch and clock him right in the fucking nose.
>>713506153
Punch him in the fucking mouth. Better to get your ass kicked once than to kick yourself every day for being a bitch and not doing anything about it.
>>713506153
Admire his good genetics before I hit him anyway.
>>713506153
I'm 6'1 and would dwarf this guy. My chest is fucking 55" kek.
Rape him
Pull donkey guard to rolling kneebar
>>713506153
pull out my taser and tase him
who needs muscle when you have technology
>>713506153
laugh, as he looks like he prefers to fuck dudes, and tell him to fuck off to whatever gym he crawled out of to continue working on those muscles so he can get the male gay stripper/prostitute career he so clearly craves
>>713506153
>What do you do?
I begin to worry that my GF can be mistaken for a man.
>>713506153
Pssssh, he's a beta compared to me.
> 6", 240 lbs 19" arms
>>713506730
kek
>who needs muscle when you have technology
what a fag
>>713506689
unless your a bodybuilder, get your fat ass outta here
>>713506590
that is the gayest argument and you're retarded for thinking it.
go wrestle one of your friends thats only TEN pounds heavier than you (assuming you're not a whale) and report back, faggot.
even 10 pounds is enough to wreck your ass unless you're trained.
Nah, he only will slap's men asses. Fag
>>713506590
agreed, but id go for the solar plexus first
>>713506786
That's either fat or steroids. Schwarzenegger was 245 pounds at his biggest and he's 6'2".
>>713506885
I am a bodybuilder kek. I started when I was 16 I'm 24 now.
>>713506942
different guy here, this is not true, me and my friend are both 6ft, i'm 140, i don't even lift and he's 170 and lifts. i can still take him down, it's all about tecnique
>>713507075
pic of serratus with timestamp
>>713506942
>even 10 pounds is enough to wreck your ass unless you're trained.
>>713507109
>>713506942
>even 10 pounds is enough to wreck your ass unless you're trained.
>>713507109
>>713507109
>>713507109
>>713506942
Wrestling isn't fighting
Lay his pansy ass out
Fuk he look like, a nigger?
>>713507206
yeah because 90% of MMA isn't on the ground.
shut the fuck up dude
>>713507109
6'2
Lmao he was 5 11 and i think hes about 5'9 duwbto old age. Saw him at the arnold and i was a mountain compared to him.
Ask him to slap mine :3
>>71350694 2
police officer here.
you are not correct about your 10lb argument and/or have not been in many fights.
>>713507166
How about I don't show an image of myself on /b/ for my own safety?
That's assault brother...
Tell him to fuck off
Is it that hard?
>>713507356
yes because police are in so many fights
>you're under arrest
>point gun
>hurdurwhat a fight lel he wwas 10 punds hevier
>>713506153
>Implying muscles will save you from a quick palm strike to the nose.
I immediately drop to my knees and whip out his big, hard shaft. Me and my girlfriend suck him off <3 ;)
>>713506153
Ha! Joke's on you, my gf is just a guy in drag.
>>713506656
God-tier comic
>>713507682
>palm strike
how's your manga collection coming along, Ben?
I weigh like 300 lbs so I'm pretty sure I would win
>>713506153
skinny ass fuccboi. hold his featherweight ass down and rub shit in his hair.
he's probs gay though for real
>>713507544
ok fatty
>>713507631
because that ALWAYS works
>>713506153
I'd buttfuck him. That will confuse him.
>>713506567
Chuckled
Is this /b/ or /fit/
Jesus I haven't seen such a bunch of lying faggots in a single thread in weeks.
>>713507868
Sure thing man. Whatever you say.
>>713506628
The metric system is too easy a solution to a more complicated problem. We should be counting in base 12.
>>713507258
>implying MMA isn't just gay porn for closeted men
>>713507955
what would you do?
>>713506628
top kek
>>713507999
... but why?
Shoot him
Slap his ass then put my finger in his anus, just to the first knuckle so he knows it's there but not so much that it hurts. He'll like that so much he'll begin questioning his sexuality, and never slap any woman's ass ever again. That's usually how I handle these things.
>>713507764
Excuse me for not getting your shit-tier comment.
Jeff pls
>>713508073
you're mom, faggit
>>713506153
according to the photograph and the angle, this guy is a manlet,..
>>713506153
im 6'2 200lbs.
>>713508205
YOUR, FUCKFACE
>>713506728
>Modern bjj
>Not taking his ass down, taking his back and rnc
What a fucking disgrace
>>713508093
It divides easier.
1/3 of 12 is 4
1/3 of 10 is 3.3333333...
>>713506153
>tfw 6'1 250 lbs
>29 years old, been lifting since I was 12, started practicing martial arts in elementary school
>been in half a dozen street fights, always dominate no matter the odds
>tfw no gf
>>713508344
http://dozenal.org/
>>713506153
return the flavour, slap his arse
>>713506153
Whip him in the nuts with my full-sized cock
>>713506153
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
ZA WARUDO
TOKI WO TOMARE
*walks behind the manlet*
Time has begun to flow again...
*impales him with the full force of The World*
Hmph, you were a mere monkey compared to me
>>713506942
And there's this asshole
>>713506786
>6'
>240
>19" arms
What's it like to be fat?
>>713508344
... So what? Who fucking cares?
What about percentages?
This is fucking stupid. You're fucking stupid.
>>713506153
Ask him why his body looks so not proportional?
>>713507764
Top fucking kek
>>713508421
Alright Corvo settle down you raging faggot.
>>713507722
Double dubs checked and I second your comment
>>713506153
I'd watch her punch him in the throat and have a hearty laugh
karate chop him in the sarcophagus and then suck his dick so my girlfriend won't. I keep my girls on a tight leash they don't get to fuck a guy if I don't turn them gay first. I'll suck that dick real good and sit on it. Teach that faggot to come near my territory.
>>713506942
Fucking idiot, a fight is not wrestling
>>713507764
Karate virgin here.
Palm strikes are great for striking the head if your knuckles aren't systematically microfractured like mine.
Fucking idiot I bet you get laid all the time.
>>713508753
No.
>>713508143
May your palm strikes be swift and sure, anon-kun.
>This guy slaps your girlfriend's ass. What do you do?
Tell him he has good taste. Explain how much she likes taking it in the ass and offer her to to him. If he accepts my offer I drop to my knees and get his cock hard and lubricated with saliva. Then wait patiently for him to finish sodomizing her so that I can slurp his hot cum out of her anus.
>>713506153
knock his ass out
>I'm 6'8" 300lb
>>713506153
Thanks for the hi five bro!
>>713506153
Slap his ass...and rape him.
>>713508586
*teleports behind you and avoids weeb magic cause i don't believe this chinchongwonton *
*slaps the shit outta you and your weeb shit*
>>713508871
>systematically microfractured
Pull out your kak and he'll start sucking it.
>>713506153
If it really did happen then I'd tell him to fuck off and apologize. Then proceed to fuck him
>>713506153
Mace him then knock him down then knock him out.
If he's out cold, then I superglue his thumb up his ass
>>713506153
Not sure why, but he doesn't intimidate me. I'd probably turn around and deck him
Just so you fags know, this OP is a huge loser and very self-hating that he has to make thread like this almost whenever he can be on 4chan. So.....treat with caution.
>>713506153
Why would someone slap the back of my hand?
>>713507258
>Implying MMA doesn't go to the ground because the rules give grappling an unfair advantage
I recognize that the reason for it is because proper striking and joint locking techniques can permanently cripple people or even kill them, but if you really think a real fight is the same as fighting in the ring you are a fucking dumbass.
>>713506153
tell him that highfive is done with the palm, not on the backside of the hand.
>>713506153
I'm 6' 4" and 205lbs. I'd fuck his little twink lips and make him my bitch.
>>713508936
oh, you
>>713506153
Make him my bitch. Then fuck him in his ass.
probably something dirty. Hit him with an improvised weapon like a beer bottle.
>>713506459
fat doesn't count
>>713506153
Prove that he's a dumb faggot by roasting him, if he comes at me I will hide behind someone. This is a gym we're at right? I can run out of the locker room and the owners will see and kick him out. Not only am I proving he is a fuckboy retard but I am also getting him kicked out of his favorite gym.
>>713509001
Yes, microfractured.
You create tiny fractures in your knuckles and let them heal.
You repeat this until your knuckles are much harder than normal.
I do the same thing with my elbows and shins.
lrn2fight instead of having sex all the time, faggot.
Say "if you wanted a high five you could've just asked".
>Cuz my hand is my gf
>>713506153
Rape him to maintain dominance.
>>713506153
>>713506153
have him come back to the crib for some suprise buttseks.
>>713509157
no homo of course
Joff please go, you arent 6ft you little manlet
>>713509226
Cody are you on the chan again?
>>713508796
For I speak the word of Kek and The Captain
>>713509205
You sir know how to deal with serious situations.
Head body head, like I was taught.
Wait until he isn't paying attention, then hit him over the head with a blunt object. Then, time permitting, sever a tendon or two with my knife on the hand he slapped her with.
>>713509542
Jesus that's a clean liver shot, especially for a turning side kick.
If she hadn't been against the cage it might have ruptured.
I'll never doubt female fighters again.
Oh wait yes I will because they have no strength or pain tolerance compared to a man, still impressive though.
>>713508861
Correct way to deal with him with no-homo implied.
>>713508921
Incorrect way to deal with him, homo is implied. Cuck.
>>713506153
Idk, I might could stand up to him. I mean in that situation I'd have to defend my own honor. If he wins at least I tried. But I'm 220 lbs 5'11" manlet. more of a lifter than a body builder. Probably like 18-20% BF so I'm definitely not anywhere near as lean.
I used to see that guy's videos occasionally a while ago, I really doubt he's ever been in a fight
>>713509687
Spinning back heal. It's tkd. Note that she doesn't expand until after sighting. Anyway I learned military hapkido. So I use patterns. I don't have a gif of that. Also how often do you see tkd kicks in MMA? Complete with guard down.
>>713506153
I am 2m tall (6' 5") and 100kg, so... hes fucked
>>713509484
Yes, FOR CAPTANIA!!
>>713506153
i would call him a faggot and then gang rape his mother
>>713509911
Almost never which makes it more impressive.
She picked a good time to do it too, the other girl was backing up and thus couldn't shoot on her.
Why am I so hard.
>>713509687
Yeah I feel like even against a woman like that her kicks/punches would feel like mosquito bites. Even if you aren't conditioned if you lift and have the strength over here I feel like you could overpower them if you managed to even grab any part of them
>>713506153
Kick his ass. 6'2 200lbs goes to the gym too
Jeff Seid is a faggot
> be glad i didn't spend my last ten years in a fucking gym but boxing and wrestling instead
> fuck him up so bad his body won't be making up for the bloody mess his face will be
>>713510225
Grab part of them you say
>>713510225
Almost universally true but that kick would be lethal to anyone. Good clean shot to the liver, especially a spinning back heel kick with the full power of the body in it? She'd have you on your knees and puking. Supposing of course she could do it at will.
>>713506942
I'm 6'2 200lbs pretty buff and I know Asians smaller than me on some Bruce Lee shit who could kick my ass and I can hold my own pretty well in a fight
>>713510028
Indeed, brother. Indeed.
For Captania!
>>713506153
I'm 156 cm, 160 kg. I'll fuck that little bitch up.
>>713509687
Actually the cage makes if a lot worse. I k picked a guy out of the circle three times during a tournament with that kick, but I landed on top of him with my foot one of the times and lost a point. Then he ran around the ring for the last minute and won by a point. Total pussy. It's only a good kick if the person is moving backwards. If he's moving towards you then you probably can't land the heal clean and some up hitting with the flat of the bottom of your foot or the blade.
>>713506153
I just go back home, stop talking to gf, and be depressed. Accept betahood.
I think I'm going to kill myself soon.
>>713510642
>Actually the cage makes if a lot worse.
Why's that? Watching the webm she had two layers of defense, her elbow which didn't do much and the cage which gave her enough to lean back into to absorb the impact. Much like Muhammad Ali vs Foreman.
>>713510562
weight more than height master race reporting in
162 cm 180kg
>>713506153
Tell him not to do that again, or I'm calling the police. If he does it again, I'll have her call the police while I defend the both of us.
>6'0," 156 lbs.
>>713510429
fucking kek
>>713510862
Do you have even a basic understanding of physics? The cage behind her would cause her to receive more of the force, only so much is transferred to the cage. If she wasn't back against something it would have done less damage
>>713506942
That's bullshit. I'm sure my friends that are 200 pounds lighter than me could still kick my ass if they wanted to
>>713509371
Of course.
he obviously does a few push ups and situps once in a while and maybe even pull ups for them lats but still i bet i can fuck him up
>>713511094
If the cage were rigid sure, but it's not. It clearly shakes and waves with the impact of the kick.
The first time I watched it I noticed her legs didnt' give out completely, the reason for that can only be the cage.
It's the same thing Ali did (more successfully) take the shot and transfer the power into the flexible thing behind you.
>>713511198
that just makes you sound more pathetic...
>it's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
You were just saying that even though you're smaller you could kick his ass. Then you said your friends who are EVEN SMALLER could kick YOUR ass.
>>713511198
That's cause you're a lil bitch, anon.
>>713506153
proceed to ask him for an autograph and a picture since its fucking jeff seid
>>713506153
Punch him in the throat. Nobody can handle that.
>>713506942
I don't even give a fuck man, even if I'm gonna lose the fight I'm gonna punch that guy in the fucking stomach or neck as hard as I can, that's some disrespectful shit to smack some random girl's ass, even if it's not my girlfriend. I know white knight and all that bullshit, but you don't just sexually harass someone you don't even know and expect everyone to be cool with it
>>713509157
its fawkin zeez brah
>>713506153
Shoot him in the face because I am not a Eurocuck that lives in a country where guns are illegal. I own a .357 magnum revolver just for this reason.
>>713511755
enjoy prison for life. First of all it's illegal everywhere as far as I know to carry in an establishment that primarily serves alcohol. Secondly you would have killed him when you or your property, or the people around you were in danger of losing their lives.
>>713506153
I'm 6'4 and 200 pounds, what's good?
>>713511923
Ntm hbu
6' 140 lbs here
>>713506153
Call the mountain, have him defend my honor
>>713506153
Dude is topheavy as fuck. I would take his legs out and stomp his exposed pubic bone. If he refused a threesome first.
I'm an inch taller, same weight, longer reach. Let's go.
>>713511923
Jelly. Mirin. 6'0 198 manlet here. My ideal height is 6'5, tower over biches. Considering surgery but id be handicapped as a result
pretty sure id clock that bitch
I pull out my gun and shoot him
the end
>>713512212
>Threesome
>with another guy
No thanks.
>>713506600
This
Also
>Jeff Pls go
>>713506153
Ask him to fuck her
>I'm a cuck
>>713512355
Trigger happy faggot. Having to result to weapon to settle something is a nigger move, and thats coming from a black guy.
>>713512558
nigger pls go
>>713512453
Did you just assume I have a gender?
>>713512735
This is 4chan, you have no privilege to be checked m8.
>>713509163
>fat doesn't count
Actually, fat provides excellent padding. Punch Mr. abs in the gut and he's going down in extreme pain with nasty muscle bruises. Punch a fat guy and it kind of bounces around like Jello.
>>713509226
>lrn2fight instead of having sex all the time
What's the difference?
>>713506153
I kill his pet at night
>>713506153
I'd punch him.
fight . its the only way . win lose or draw . its a throw day mate
>>713506153
Jeff pls go
>>713506153
Only 6'?
>>713513181
I fuck your mom at night
>>713506153
put a bullet in his brain
>>713513072
You don't really know much about fighting do you?
>>713506855
Who needs technology when you have muscle?
Wait a minute. You don't. Not anymore.
>>713506340
Kek
>>713507999
I prefer base dubs checkum.
>>713506153
Fight him I'm the same size I got 20 lbs on him
>>713506153
jeff pls go
>>713506730
taser?
jesus you're a little bitch
>>713506153
>Call him a little bitch.
His 100lb of self esteem will make him cry while he runs home to check his instagram like count.
>>713506755
Underrated.
>>713513369
no u
>>713506153
I'm 6'4", 265 lbs training for non-pto strongman. I'd smack that twink and make him my bitch with one arm bound to my back.
>>713514635
faggot
pics or it didnt happen
>>713514733
Sorry, my IQ is high enough to not post my pictures on /b/.
@713506153
Tell him of improper contact. Phone police
>>713506153
tell him to pls go. Pls jeff, just go and stop making these threads.
>>713506567
No, that'd just be a high-five
>>713514863
"i am very strong and i am also very smart"
AKA I wish i was popular back in school so now im trying to be something i'm not
eat his ass
>>713507109
>CITATION.FUCKING.NEEDED
>>713514863
Don't post your face then faggot.
Doesn't matter anyways because you're a liar
I'd kick your fucking ass BITCH
>>713507704
This, also check 'em nigger spawn
>>713506153
Seeing as I'm 6'5 and 250lbs prison parolee, I smack him in the mouth, choke him out and rape him. Now I have two girlfriends
>>713507109
>713507109
>>713515100
it was a different guy.
i'm the guy who said the thing about the size of the fight in the dog.
>>713515027
If not posting pics of yourself on 4chan for your own safety is "very smart" for you, do you see people with basic college education as kind of demi gods of knowledge?
>>713506153
Slap his ass and call it even
Slap his ass and just stare at him waiting for him to do something about it.
>>713515380
I never said that was what defines "very smart"
What i did call you out on is that you go around saying "yeah im 6'4 and a god of muscle training for strongman and also i got a really high IQ". Like what are you trying to prove to yourself?
>>713515199
Not op, but you wouldn't do anything you're saying you would. Just a punk bitch talking shit behind a monitor. Quit being a fag salad and go do your chores before mom gets home..
>>713515199
your unsightly stretch marks are horrid to look at, but your uneven nipples and awkwardly shaped navel look like a confused face. Groot maybe? Maybe even sid from ice age.
>>713515319
hahaha this is gold
>>713506153
Go and get him an ice pack. My GF would beat the ever living shit out of him. She and I train at the same dojo, and that little manlet would be broken. An ice pack is the nicest thing I could do for him; along with a set of instructions to never touch a woman without her permission.
>>713515553
that's what a 12 pack of PBR a day will do to ya, (me)
>>713506153
pick him up and slam him on the ground, proceed to pound his face in. I don't think you know how heavy pounds are.
>>713515500
you're funny and stupid, but mostly stupid
>>713509542
Who is jojo fighting next?
>>713506153
Fuck his boyfriend.
That is some omega level prettyboy faggot there.
This is 'merica so I reach for my 9
>>713506153
>6 foot anything
>manlet
>>713511785
I'd kick his ass because I'm bigger than him lol
>>713515319
Do it, That way you can go to prison and the rest of society can profit.
Fucking loser.
>>713506153
>6'180lbs
wat is dat
>>713515706
You win. How can i possibly come back from that one. Call me an ambulance please, i just got fucking destroyed.
>>713506153
I investigate about him and ask my /b/ros to do a raid or hack his shit. (posting nudes of my gf for b)
>>713508344
Yeah but whats 1/2 of 12 tho?
>>713515652
Prison Parolee Anon, I would also beat and rape you, Now I have 3 girlfriends
I pistol whip his ass too
>>713506730
kekd
>>713506153
He's got women curves
>>713516056
Look I keep raping people and you cunts keep letting me out. Not sure if I'm the loser in this situation.
>>713506153
I'm shorter
so right jab to the nose followed by a left uppercut to the jaw
>>713506153
I'm 6'3, 220 lbs and work out, so that wouldn't happen. If that soft ass fuckboi was actually dumb enough to slap my wife's ass, I'd knock him out and we'd both laugh at his "all looks, no actual strength" physique. Then, we'd have a nice dinner and I'd fuck her brains out.
>>713506153
Rape him
>>713506942
You're most likely talking from experience of getting your ass beat. This may be shocking but not everyone is a scrawny pos like you. Some people know what fighting is and realize size doesn't matter when a right hook connects to the jaw.
>>713506153
I slap his ass and give him a wink.
>>713516806
>all looks no strength
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVVdlwf1iyM
>>713510429
Top kek
>>713506153
He doesn't look healthy, I'd wave a wiff of my protein bar under his nose and he'd probably faint of shock from the nutritional content it has
>>713506153
Kick his ass with my fat 243 lbs bully stick. He looks like a baby doll and will fear getting his face damaged,
easy win
>>713506153
I punch this manlet directly to Hobbitown
>>713506153
Offer to swap bitches of course. If not fuck his shit up for touching my ho.
>>713506153
Can't kick him in the balls, his done shrunk all up.
>>713517002
Haha, that little twink in OP's post would be "light weight"
>>713517515
I know, but I hate seeing that dumbass argument where people assume that bodybuilders have no strength. Like, there is a relation between muscle size/strenght. Obviously a lifter would be more dense and have larger very fast twitch muscle fibers, but you can't have large muscles with no strength
>>713506153
"kek, whats this baby's head doing on a full grown man?"
>>713513072
Eternal organs hurt much more than muscle does. The fatty won't take the punch better than the built, unless they're american tier, in which case they don't have much time to live anyway. Also, if you check high speed impacts of human flesh, the skin and fat flap around the impact point instead of staying under it as cushioning
>>713517802
>eternal organs
>>713517802
eternal organs?
they live forever do they?
>>713517950
Yeah, unless the impact is strong enough to cause eternal bleeding.
>>713508031
stop projecting faggot, its okay if youre gay.
>>713516233
Fuck that, Mozambique time
>>713509163
Tell that to Butterbean.
>>713517802
>>713517895
>>713517950
they're calling you dumb
>>713506153
shoot him in the head and fuck the bullet hole
>>713506153
I'm 6'1, so by /fit/ standards I automatically win.
girlfriend will do this to him
>>713517732
I completely agree. I train 3 or 4 sets of 10 per lift, so I'm not hating on being cut or saying you have to be bulky to be strong. However, dude in OP's post clearly trains glamour muscles. He looks like he has minimal functional strength, I'd venture to guess that his legs, which aren't pictured, are disproportionate to his upper body. Good for that dude for being in shape, but he's far from intimidating and would be easy to knock the fuck out.
Yell "THAT'S MY PURSE!"
Followed by "I DON'T KNOW YOU!"
Then kick him in the testicles
>>713506153
I'm in texas, so...
....I guess I shoot him?
>>713506596
>240lbs
of fat
>>713512662
theres a difference between niggers and black people
>>713506153
Tip my fedora and laugh as my Real Life™ silicone doll vibrates.
"Eternal organs"
My sides are gone
