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things you just don't understand

>chicken and waffles
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women
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chinese
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>>713497525
Why my penis never grew.
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humans
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>>713497525
Those little plastic tables they put in pizza.
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guys who like traps
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>>713497845
the fuck?
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>>713498072
Illegitimate and homosexual
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>>713497525
>things you just don't understand

how fast /b/ went downhill.
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my own self and why i don't like being with most of other people

help
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>>713497525
have you never tried chicken and waffles? it's fantastic
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How this >>713497525
Myself
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>>713497525
>things you just don't understand
>>chicken and waffles

It's like: chicken, served alongside waffles. All /b/tardedness aside, it became a thing with musicians who would get finish a gig in the wee hours of the morning and be hungry, going to diners where they were already serving breakfast for the people getting up for work. The diners would have leftover chicken from dinner and fresh hot waffles, and the dish was born
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>>713498431
NOOOO LMAOOO
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>>713497946
Those are used to keep the box from crushing the pizza
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>>713497525
City folks
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>>713498621
But what's to stop the pizza from crushing the box?
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>>713498736
Gravity.
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>>713497525
What is there to not understand about chicken and waffles? The fuck?
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Dykes using dildos
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>>713498736
Kill yourself.
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>>713498736
i've crushed your mother's box last night
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I don't understand this thread.
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>>713498705
they produce nothing of value, demand everything & are full of unwarranted self importance. city folks makes me think of the district 1 morons from the hunger games
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>>713498888
checked and kek'd
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>>713499053
Because things like the internet were harvested by rednecks on their internet farms.
Kill yourself
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>>713498888
Why didn't you crush her pizza instead?
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>>713499303
no lube
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>>713498886
Ah, yes. That would do in the trick.
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>>713497525
>White bread

It tastes terrible, it's horrible for you AND it isn't really any cheaper than other good bread.

Srsly, why do ppl eat this shit?
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>>713497525
Life
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>>713497525
>mac and cheese with ketchup
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>>713499161
what
the
fuck??
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>>713499299
things like food & raw material aren't produced in the cities. you are like parasites, that abuse others to obtain what you're too lazy & stupid to get by yourselves.
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>>713499161
I see why they call it a pecker
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>people who like flat chested pornstars
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>>713500239
oh but anon

this is understood completely
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>>713500239
POOP ISN'T PRESENTS
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>>713497951
Roll and check'd
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>>713500828
boys are so fucking weird
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>>713501971
his fucking face
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>>713501971
fuck you cuntface!! RIGHTTTT?????????
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>>713497525
#Pizzagate?
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>>713500227
>implying Sasha Grey isn't god-tier pornstar
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>>713497525
>pic related
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>>713497525
This picture.
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>>713502527
id fuck all three of em
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>>713500214
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>>713497525
My destined to be
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>>713503062
>things you just don't understand
This fucking retard
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>>713500566
no but that sweet ass sure is
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>>713503062
>>713503640

holy fuck
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>>713497525
People who take xanax for recreational purposes. I have a script for them and they suck. (by themselves, ok with marijuana). All they do is make me bored af then sleepy.
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>>713498888
I chickened your mommas waffle last eve kind sir...
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>>713504885
Fucking scrub. Xanax feels great to people with anxiety. Just got to take 2 mg and above sometimes less.

It puts me in a better mood, food taste netter, games are dinner to play, girls are easier to talk to. Fuck off cunt
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Why people deny their sexual desires for the animal form.
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>>713505242
Kys
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>>713505319

Why do you do it though?
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>>713499161
For what purpose though?
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Undeniably more attractive than human women.
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>>713505527

Dollerioos $$$
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>>713499469
I wonder why you don't like it. It's probably because your cream cheese solidified at bottom-school laundry wraiths.
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>>713504732
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>>713505242
>>713505561
humans ARE animals
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>>713505527
that's what i don't get. also why people get tattoo's, which makes you look poorly educated & white-trashy
>pic related
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>>713505716

Yes we are. You know what I mean you big dummy.
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Pasta salad yukkkk
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>>713505527
>>713505841
Smuggling exotic animals for cash dumbass.
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>>713505242
id call you a faggot but im not sure what u are
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>>713504885
What do I say to get a Xanax script? They are fuckin awesome
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>>713505232
Thanks for bothering to read the post, faggot.
>recreational purposes

You're an idiot.
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>>713505232
>games are dinner to play
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>>713505242
hot
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>>713506430
Not sure about what to say, I have them due to a head injury. So, I wouldn't recommend that route. I know xanax was originally designed for sleep, and is prescribed for sleep as well.

So idk, maybe say you have trouble sleeping, social anxiety etc. I did know a girl who got 1 bottle of them cause she told her dr she had a fear of flying and was taking a trip. Didn't get her any refills though.
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>>713506716
Thanks for the info, I love them for sleeping and general anxiety but my Dr gave me trazadone which makes me feel like shit
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>>713506716
better add though as I understand it, benzos nowadays are real difficult to get. Dr's are scared to prescribe them anymore, similar to painkillers. So maybe the head injury route would be easier. They push the shit at me, and I do need them, to get to sleep or when dealing with my uh..function loss...but apart from that marijuana works just fine. Every dr. I have been in front of says smoke marijuana in place of taking a xanie if I can. So I do. I've heard dr's say stuff like:
>benzos ruin lives
>benzos will only make things worse in the long run
>I'll do whatever I can to keep patients off benzos

They are a big help for me though, to get to sleep and to handle any panic I may experience. But other than that they just make me super fucking flat, bored to death. I much prefer green.

I'm scripted 2mgs a day, only take 1 mg a day. .5 to get to sleep, .5 to wake up, then green the rest of the day. I may pop another .5 if there is a bunch of real busy shit that pops up. Or panic.
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>>713507102
yeah trazadone has never done fuck all for me, but some people swear by it. Xanax is effective af for sleep though. Really the only thing better is Heroin. kek. Also great for panic and anxiety cause it makes you just not give a fuck, about anything.

But that's the problem for me, I get so flattened out, I don't care about anything to the point that I cannot take interest in anything, don't wanna do anything etc. I try to keep my usage down for that reason. They just make me suicidally bored. Marijuana fixes that though. Also see my additional post:
>>713507452
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>>713497525
mac sauce on a mic chicken
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Why Americans clap when the pilot lands the plane.

Why Americans clap when the movie ends at the cinema.

Why Americans chant USA USA USA USA after each touchdown, I mean both of the teams are from the USA.
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I'm so incredibly jealous/envious of people with benzo scripts. They are the only things that make me feel like a functional human being because of my anxiety but no doctor will prescribe them to me and I don't want to be on anti-depressants ever again. I'm currently looking into buying some RC benzo online because I just cannot handle it anymore. I can't function, and I can't drink alcohol anymore.. I don't know what to do.
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>>713508808
Why do they clap after eating every meal?
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>>713498873
underrated
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>>713498873
this. nothing confuses me more than this
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>>713508808
I was awtching harry poter and the ENTIRE clapped multiple times during it, so its not just ana merican thing, british do it too
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>>713509060
I mean, gay dudes use pocket pussies, and fuck an orifice.
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>>713508808

You obviously do not live here.

People do not often clap after a plane has landed.

Only a very small amount of people will ever clap after a movie in a theater. It's a thing stupid people, or people with young children.

Sports fans do not chant USA! for touchdowns at football games unless they are being humorously patriotic. That is completely just a TV/Movie thing.
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>>713508900
The same reason why we clap everytime we drive.
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>>713509188
>>713509060
>>713509050
There are no lesbians. They all love dick. All their toys are phallic. They would love to be in a relationship with a man but their pride is too powerful for them to admit it.
guys will fuck anything, it just so happens. you fuck your hand twice a day
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>>713509112
I've only ever heard clapping once in a British cinema. That was when "A long time ago..." showed up at the beginning of Phantom Menace. Those poor fools.
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>>713509242

>It's a thing stupid people, or people with young children do.
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>>713504408
>>713503640
samefag
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>>713509355
I saw a whole theater start clapping at star wars 7
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>>713508808
Clapping when a plane lands is not very common here. When I have seen it done it was foreigners. As it is very big with Indonesians and Middle Easterners. Probably an Allah or Krishna thing.

I have heard that people clap when a movie ends, but I have never witnessed it myself.

I have not even heard of this one. Never seen it in real life, on TV, in a movie, read it in a book, nothing. That just sounds crazy.
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>>713505242
>>713505428
>>713505561
>>713505859
even those furries are anthropomorphic though, the clearly human female form is so evident with just these pictures you posted.

Sexually, the female form pleases you. Mentally you want the simple affections of an animal/pet. Where only basic instinct counts, no interpersonal skills required. Just feed and shelter and they love you unconditionally. Human relationships are way more complicated than that, that's why you furfags really are into this shit. It is easier for you autismo faggots.
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>>713497525
Hillary voters.
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>>713497525

what is there not to understand about chicken and waffles

its literally just chicken and waffles,are you that much of a retard
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>>713509334
>he only fucks his hand twice a day
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>>713499053
>internet
>doctors
>cars
>medication
>electricity
>dental
>clean houses
>not smelling like armpits and ass 24/7

Yeah fuck city folks
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>>713501971
>when you're a secret agent like neo but your mommy can't afford that sick leather duster so you have to buy on at the goodwill
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>>713497525
If you don't like chicken and waffles you're retarded no I'm not black
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>>713498225
It was never good
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>>713510342
True - It's not like you can blame this one on racism because, Miles Davis and his nignog toot tootn' ass loved em.

even a caveman understands so unfuck yourself.
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>>713498525
Only in america
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>>713498822
Look, a retard!
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>>713498525
It was from Railroads, you dipshit.

odd times between arrival and departure made it a popular dish to serve either breakfast or dinner depending on what type of condiment you would put on it (i.e ketchup or syrup).
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>>713498736
This is the real question, people.
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>>713497951
same
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pineapple on pizza
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>>713510930
That makes my stomach feel sick thinking about putting ketchup on a waffle
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>>713511070
Your meme is over, go home
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>>713500000
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>>713511111
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>>713511093
Tell us more about yourself!
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>>713497525
u mad white boi?
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>>713510930
>>713498525
I fucking hate it when people pretend to know what their talking about. Cheesus crust you couldve just googled it to check your facts first.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicken_and_waffles
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>>713505640
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Finding men/dicks attractive
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>>713511283
Thanks for your contribution
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>>713511093
>Ketchup
You use gravy retard
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>>713505640
?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
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>>713505657
what is that
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>>713505232

>games are dinner to play
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I am from Uganda
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>>713510251
>calls me autismo
>makes an autistic post

Your dumb.
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>>713511350
The other anon said ketchup, I didn't think of it myself
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>>713504885
Yeah man xanax has that crack like feeling of never being satisfied
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>>713510498
>internet
not a necessity
>doctors
education isn't city bound
>cars
relies on raw material. production can be anywhere
>medication
education isn't city bound
>electricity
nuclear plants aren't city bound
>dental
education isn't city bound
>clean houses
that's just common sense, which everybody has
>not smelling like armpits and ass 24/7
that's just common sense, which everybody has

your entire comeback is made up by nothing but stereotypes & assumptions. do you not read books, cause you talk like poorly educated white-trash
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>>713508895
Marijuana. Or etizolam. Srsly tho if no dr will prescribe them to you, then you probably don't need them.
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>>713511070
I like it, but not with the regular tomato sauce. No sauce or barbecue sauce are better with it
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>>713511525
Shit artist can't even get proportions right, the neck is wider than the head
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>>713511563
Congratulations
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>>713511525
>posts furry
>thinks his opinion is valued
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>>713511525
Um, how was his post autistic you retard? Just because you're too stupid to understand his point doesn't somehow make him the autist ... holy shit!
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>>713509992
It does happen, but not all the time. Star Wars 7 was a huge movie. A new sequal after a long time, for one of the biggest franchises ever.

You really cant comprehend why people might clap?
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>>713511070
Ham and pinapple is god tier
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>>713499161
Just in case anyone is wondering, theyre smuggling them.
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>>713511409
it's a pedophile and his prey
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>>713511663
>>713511686
>>713511717

yall niggazz maddd
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>>713503050
Sauce?
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String theory
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>>713511819
But why?
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>>713511907
I don't got anything against furry porn in general, I was just saying that was a shit artist
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>>713511907
Great comeback! You really showed us!
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>>713511998
Nobody asked you ffs
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>>713506438
You dumb fuckin cunt. What I mentioned was recreational stuff. Kys
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>>713504885
To get enough xanax for real recreational fun, you need to take a shit load, which destroys your liver.

Not worth it at all.
But I can't live without it when flying.
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>>713512077
Go fuck your cat you fucking clown shoes bitch
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>>713512087
TRIGGERED
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>>713512077
Nobody asked for your porn for fucks sake
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>>713512133
You sound intelligent
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>>713512007

What I showed you was a fuckable cheetah and I would gladly make her my cum-back if you know what I mean ;3
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>>713497525
>life
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>>713512319
Aannnnd there goes any inkling of dignity this anon had
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>>713512319
I see. Thanks for sharing!
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>>713506430
All you have to say is you get really bad panic attacks and a friend of yours gave you one and it worked better than anything youve tried. Also call it alprazolam when you ask it makes you not sound like a junky. Tell him you use alcohol to treat the attacks but you dont want to become an alcoholic. Also try to get them from a psychologist because they dont give a shit about the side effects to your body as much as an MD would
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>>713505232
Dinner games huh?
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>>713512270
I sound like your moms asshole being torn wide open cock fag
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how genuinely fascist and reactionary /b/ is, and probably always has been
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furry futa is the most redpilled porn
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>>713512543
Oh boy ...
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>>713506430
I say i fly to work and only use them for my crippling fear of flying which never gets better. Kek i dont have a job. But im high af
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>>713512087
You said people that need them for anxiety. Do us all a favor and re read both our posts. If you suffer from anxiety that means you're taking them cause you need them.

If you don't have anxiety and you're taking them, then that's called recreationally.

Holy good god damn you are retarded. You don't need xanax, you need a lobotomy.
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>>713498431
explain pls?
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>>713512868
Its a pastry
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>>713497525
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>>713512868
>things you just don't understand
you explain...
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>>713512779
>reddit spacing
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>>713505232
>games are dinner to play
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>>713497525
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>>713512977
right. my bad
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>>713513087
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>>713497951
>traps who like guys
I mean. Isn't the whole point of making yourself pretty to attract women?
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>>713513170
adult women doesn't like traps, only 16 year old girls does
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>>713513157
I meant for of, how its only white people
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>>713513380
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>>713513087
What are they thinking /b/?
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>>713513380
because cameras take pictures of a finite area
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>>713513721
>implying there isnt an infinite amount of innerspace in that picture
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>>713505232
>games are dinner to play
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>>713513530
How many of you actually believe the race war stuff and how many of you are doing it ironically and how many of you don't even know/care anymore
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>>713501971
Autistic drawings all over the walls. Two trench coat fags. Token shitskin wearing a shirt from the Broadway musical featuring the music of Abba.

There is just so much going on that it actually took me a while to notice the squish face in the back. Poor guy, only being accepted by these dweebs has to be the worst part of his syndrome.
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>>713505232
>games are dinner to play
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>>713513867
I believe that soros uses groups like this to stir shit up. Every nig nogger ive ever talked to about racism doesn't really give a fuck "they aint no black pantha sheeeiit" then again im canadian so anything i say is irrelevant
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>>713497525
>Country-fried steak
most disgusting shit on this planet

>Mfw id rather suck a log of shit out of andy sixx's asshole
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>>713498873
Gold
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>>713500227
>people who dont like petite women and small breasts
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>>713513867
i believe in segregation, but not race war. bring back jim crow and let people choose their neighbors. no many fucking problems would be solved by this. war only benefits the goverment
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>>713501450
What the fuck did you check dumbass
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>>713497525
Chicken and waffles is fucking amazing, to reach full American though, try chicken and donuts. It's doubly fucking amazing.
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>>713511972
obv because Richard Gere wants to shove rare exotic birds up his ass

he got tired of domestic animals
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>>713514638
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>>713497525
Old people driving
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>>713514785
Is that a fucking deep fried mars bar? Nasty af.
I deep fried a twinkie at work, couldn't even eat it, it's pretty gross as all fucking shit eating hobbism.
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>>713511409
child abuse
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