At chemistry class. Trips decide what to do.
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At chemistry class. Trips decide what to do.
>>713471236
Start studying now. Learn as much as you can about chemistry. Become a chemistry major. Get a job as a chemist for some big company.
>>713471236
rape
Put your finger up you teacher's bum
Start studying now. Learn as much as you can about chemistry. Become a chemistry major. Get a job as a chemist for some big company
>>713471236
post creepshot of hottest girl in the class
Have an outburst of violent tourettes.
Put your dick in the ugliest girl's mouth
Draw a pension your palm
Take a blatant picture of your professor and post it. Keep doing this untill you get kicked out of clas.
Cum on the teacher's shoe
Eat your pencil like a savage
>>713471236
Pay attention to your teacher. Get off your phone until class is over, fucking idiot.
>>713471236
jerk those 2 beaners off
Pants a girl and post the pic
>>713471699
Waste of dubs
>>713471236
take dick out at your desk with time stamp
>>713471236
name all the periodic table elements
Vigorously jack off while calling yourself a whore
>>713471620
get up and get out
>>713471620
Do this one
scream allah akbar at top of voice, record and post
Show Bellybutton, then go to bed.
>>713471620
This
Slit your wrist and post pictures and timestamp
>>713471620
roll
Jerk off and cum on the floor.
Dick slap the hottest girl in the room
Mix chlorine and bleach together
Roll
>>713471620
Op here. Already did this. She's got some good bj skills I gotta say.
>>713472006
then sit down like nothing happened
>>713471361
roll
Fap and wipe your nut on the person sitting in front of you.
Nut in your hand and rub it on the ugliest girls face
>>713472245
Rollin for this...
>>713471236
op will not deliver
also fap and put you cum in some bitch hair
>>713472245
gotta get some trips
Fap while screaming
>>713471236
roll
Jerk off to porn at full volume
Finger yourself in middle of the class, while masturbating. Then run to the teacher, cum of her, say "this is all for you bitch" and start running through the hallways.
>>713471361
roller
Have someone jerk you off to scat porn
>>713472309
Rerollin...
>>713472245
c'mon do this OP
Jerk off to an episode of greys anatomy at full volume
Whip your dick out, stand up and start jerking it to the hottest girl
>>713472500
Reroll
>>713471361
roll
>>713472245
Rollerinos
Slap the biggest fucker in there and stick your tongue down the teachers throat
>>713471236
kys
>>713471236
Tell those mexicans in front of you that Trump sent you to tell them to fuck back to Mexico.
/b/ is fucking creative again
>jerk off
>cum on this or that
literally every fucking post
>>713472245
Roll
Start recording with your phone. Then proceed to make loud moan noises, interrupting the class. Keep doing it and making it more loud and sexual until your kicked out of class room.
Upload it here.
>>713472596
Roll
>>713472569
Reroll
Kick the cutest girl and tell her how much fo you hateher, then spit on her
put your shoes on your head.
(I said shoeS)
Scream "kill all niggers and kikes!" Make sure you record yourself doing it and post it on this thread.
Grab a bunch of random chemicals and start mixing the together until shit hits the fan
>>713472663
>>713472667
AAAAAAAAAAAA SO CLOSE
>>713472596
Also re roll
>start studying
>dont stop
>learn crystallinology
>get doctorates degree
>get married and have son
>name him after yourself
>working as chemistry teacher, way over qualified
>start cooking meth
>realized you skipped a step
>doesnt matter bc this post gave me cancer
>>713472702
Reroll.
Get butt neked and take a selfie in front of the class
stand up on your desk and do a frontflip
>>713472705
Reroll
punch teacher
>>713472741
kek
>>713472596
rollan
>>713471236
shout allahu akbar,record and post results
Throw a desk at the biggest fucker in class
Sit down and study boy, like what you should be doing...
>>713471697
This but do it casually. Eat the whole thing or as much as you can before you get busted
>>713472761
reroll
Come out as the faggot you are
>>713472596
COME ON
Put your dick in the teacher's mouth
>>713472831
Almost
Whip out your cock under the desk and swing it in a propeller motion. Yell helicopter if no one pays attention to it
>>713472421
Roll
Walk in front of class pulled pants and underwear down and shove pencil in ass
>>713472849
So close
make mercury thiocyanate
punch a nigger while screaming "HEIL HITLER"
>>713472705
Roll
>>713472600
its not /b/ any more its 4chan daycare
>>713472502
Reroll
>>713472881
Missed it, didn't we?s
>>713472877
So close. Rolling this. ANd record it as well.
kick your teacher and start giving nazis lesson to your class
>>713472741
>>713472814
Roll
It's easy to whip out your dick or scream something.
Try getting highest score on next test lel
>>713472245
Roll
>>713472902
yeah I forgot there are kids around... I will watch my fucking language next time
>>713471361
Rolling. The chemistry field is lonely fam
>>713472705
Do it
>>713472933
fucking do this faggot OP
>>713472870
Reroll
>>713471236
Jerk off
>>713472876
reroll
Record yourself jacking off in class.
>>713472705
Underrated suggestion
>>713472997
>>713473002
Stop missing trips, dammit
>>713471236
sharpie in pooper
>>713472997
damn so close, reroll
Take a dick-pic next to a girls head/mouth
>>713472245
Rollll
Finger ur anus infront of your class
>>713472705
do this OP
Keep doing your work like a good student
Learn the formula to make meth. Kthxbye Mr white
Record yourself raping the teacher.
>>713473112
F U C K
fuck yourself with a chair while recording
Masturbate infront of your class
Ask a girl if they've seen Lucille. If they say no whip your dick out and say now you have
>>713473147
it's not hard to know how to make it... problem is getting all the shit you need
roll for >>713472876
Spit on a random girls face
>>713472870
Rollin again
Study nigga
Tell them you had enough of this shit and walk out
draw a nazi flag on the board, then go back to your chair like nothing happened
>>713473214
Kek and blame it on women's rights
>>713471236
confess your love for the professor and say you have been stalking them home and placing hidden cameras in their home. then propose marriage
>>713473240
roll for dis
>>713473221
Close
>>713473266
fuckin do this while recording
Let's just leave, no one's ever going to get a get.
Pull your dick out and stick it in the hottest girls mouth
>>713472596
record it too
Yell/sing scatman at top of lungs till kicked out of class
>>713473316
damn so not close
>>713473266
Reroll-oll
slap a random girl with ur dick
>>713473185
Roll
>>713473331
Roll
>>713473322
W E W
E
W
>>713472877
THIS
>>713473266
rolling for this wonderful suggestion
>>713472986
Aren't you an adorable little edgelord.
Fake a violent mental breakdown until you are kicked out.
Purposefully get caught taking creepshots and licking your lips
>>713473410
Rolling
Stand up, throw your shit at random people (pencil, pen, books, anything).
Whilst screaming:
DON'T COME CLOSER FUCKING FURRIES
touch a random girls boobs and record it
>>713473331
Roll again
>>713473429
C"MON
>>713473432
Roll
>>713473266
do this while recording
>>713473432
This
threaten to shoot up the school
Call the fire department on your teacher because she's so hot
Stand up with a boner and ask if someone can help you with it, you have to accpet if either male or female says yes.
>>713473322
HAH nice fuck up retard.
>>This will be le ebin get guise
Nope.
>>713473432
Reroll
>>713473478
rerollin
nippletwist a random girl and record it.
Record yourself chimping out, screaming BLACK LIVES MATTER. Post it here.
>>713473478
do this
Discreetly pull out ballsack and leave out for the rest of class
kiss 100 boys on the lips
Play simpsonsporn on the highest volume!
autistic screech as loud as you can
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>713473266
record this shit op
No trips yet? Let's change that.
say: 'Im sorry mother', then piss on someone, record it.
>>713473586
ROLL
>>713473266
Best suggestion
>>713473266
damn that's agood idea
>>713473338
This
grab a girls ass and tell her you're gonna rape her and her family
Get naked and hump a random girl and record it
Fake death and see how long you could last after bell rings
>>713473586
rerollin
>>713473266
underated post
>>713473266
Roll
get up, silently approach teacher and tell her you need to leave and its an emergency, when he or she lets you leave you grab teachers ass with all your strenght and then leave without saying a word. ask friend to record or record it yourself and the entire time look sad and dont change your face expression
>>713473666
fucking wasted satan trips
>>713473666
OH FUCK I DID IT
>>713473666
WINRAR
>>713471236
>>713471236
>>713471236
Take off your pants and your panties.
Shit on the floor.
Time to get Schwifty in here.
>>713473666
SATAN AS ALWAYS IS THE WINNER
>>713473666
DING DING DING
>>713473666
Satanic win
drop out
>>713473666
TRIPS MA FUGGAS
>>713473666
Nice trips
(THIS IS A VERY RETARDED IDEA. PLEASE DO NOT TRY THIS. I REPEAT, DO NOT TRY THIS.)
Make hydrofluoric acid. This is one of the most corrosive stuff. It even corrodes glass. If you touch some of it, it will destroy your skin without you feeling anything, since it will destroy your nerve endings very quickly.
(I REPEAT, DO NOT TRY THIS. DON'T BE A RETARD. PLEASE.)
>>713473666
Its decided then
>>713473666
OP has to deliver
God trips cancels
>>713473666
Op please deliver
Op better deliver
how is OP gonna prove that he did it? you'll have to film it
>>713473666
dat winrar
>>713473736
Can you tell me how it's made so i don't make it accidentally
>>713473666
Op here. i'm scared but i'm no pussy, will deliver
OP needs to deliver.
>>713473960
You'll better do
>>713473960
record it faggot
>>713473586
nice, gonna need prove of this tho
>>713473960
Record it as well.
Film it.
>>713473879
Take a fluoride salt (e. g. calcium fluoride, this is the most common one) and add concentrated sulfuric acid. Take care and don't do this in a glass thing, as it will corrode it and probably spill.
CaF2 + H2SO4 -> CaSO4 + 2HF
>>713473879
>take some hydrogyne
>take some fluoride
>???
>profit?
>>713471236
Make chlorofome
>>713474076
>>713474094
you cannot get pure fluoride, not easily anyway
especially not in a classroom
>>713474146
is a cute cate
cate is cute
Just. Start. Screaming
And its another episode of Op will never deliver
>>713474146
>>713471236
pee on teacher
>>713474076
I have some concentrated sulfuric acid and some fluorite (the mineral form of calcium fluoride, it's a green rock). I want to do this one day but I'm afraid to.
>>713474196
Jes. Bery Koot.
>>713474246
Op delivered already
Why are there faggots still rollin for shit even though I did a trip?
>>713474288
i dont have more animals
>>713474288
>>713474305
koot cate can play trumport?
doot doot
can cate play?
>>713474094
And then you would get hydrogen fluorite in gas form, which can be breathed and would form hydrofluoric acid in the lungs... Just... no.
>>713474325
newfags and lazy people who can't be bothered reading through the thread
get naked and run around !
>>713473666
Satan you need to calm down
>>713471361
Rolling for this, as a biochem major
>>713474393
Yayse. Kety cate can play.
Dewt dewt
>>713474335
>>713474387
We will never know if OP delivered
>>713474613
thas funk tune cate
>>713473586
ROLL
>>713473586
Rollerino
>>713473586
Roll but adding "fucking normies
>>713474638
https://youtu.be/iiLZ7XBGtCE
>>713474892
rolling for adding this in
>>713474657
>tfw no cute pussycat to sit around table with and discuss politics
>>713474892
want
Op isn't going to deliver.
This thread is gay
Fucking saged
>>713475029
i trust in op
>>713475119
DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU
is Op even in chemistry anymore?
>>713474989
>discuss politics
>>713475275
op is kill
Spit on your teacher's shoe
>>713475401
HOW COULD THIS BE!!
The class is probably over by now.
>>713475678
choked on daddy's cummies
>>713475119
As I said, OP is fag and won't deliver
>>713475678
cause OP is faggot or he really confessed his love to teacher and now he is taking this love in ass bend over his desk... so he is faggot either way
Record yourself moaning and disrupting class
I'm here to get trips and say to op go to fucking study fag
>>713471236
meth
Chemistry.
>>713471236
eat chalk and claim it was magnesium
>>713471620
rollito
>>713476220
try again
>>713475821
>>713475829
B-but op, the trips... why..
>>713476244
chekd, but need dem trippies
Unleash the fire alarm
>>713476264
check
>>713476133
Roooooll
>>713476291
check em
Maybe OP got in trouble and got hus phone confiscated
Flash your penis to your teacher!
>>713476300
I can't take this shit double dubs
>>713476300
nice dubs
but rolling fer this>>713476316
>>713476366
Triple dubs what the fuck is this
>>713476316
check dis
>>713476428
roll
>>713476451
rollerino
>>713476366
What's happening?
>>713472234
No you didn't you fuckin faggot, admit that you're a faggot to your class
>>713476512
I don't know
Shoot up the class
Op shout I'm a pussy
>>713471236
Ask your teacher to explain to the class about chemtrails. If the refuse ask them how long they've worked for big pharma, turn 360° and walk away.
>>713476551
Jesus, this is your luck day.
Go buy a lottery ticked or something.
Seems op died of faggotry
>>713471361
Roll
>>713476583
FUCK YOU OP
You could have made a beautiful love story.
>>713476690
Maybe I will
find the ethanol stand on a table shout this is for Sparta then gulp down the ethanol
