Anyone else here locked up? It's been 23 days since I've had an orgasm.
If anyone gets trips, I'll put glue in the lock.
>>713465735
no
know thyself OP
do it
>>713466111
shiiiieeeeet
>>713465735
Any man that is caged doesn't deserve to EVER cum. You lose that right the moment you put that cage on.
>>713466111
Fuck.
>>713466111
Holy shit
Guys do I really have to? Please no.
how big is that dick
>>713466111
oh boy
>>713466265
deliver fgt
>>713465735
>>713466111
>>713466265
got to do it fag
>>713466111
Keep this thread alive while I run to the store.
>>713466111
R.I.P
can someone tell me what the point of the cage is? i get that he cant masturbate or whatever, but why would he put it on?
I guess only dumb cucks don't know how to pick locks.
stay alive!
op's dick will atrophy
Time for some Harambe glue
>>713465735
>>713465735
FUCKING GLUE
YOU FUCKING PRICK
GLUE IT NOW FUCKER
>>713466541
The point is, I can't touch my cock, no matter how much I want to. It's a fetish, plain and simple.
>>713466758
oh, thats dumb, carry on.
>>713466111
OP needs to deliver.
You fucks happy?
>>713466901
I wanna see it once it fully dries up.
>>713466993
What? I essentially just glued my cock out of use.
>>713466901
is this arousing to you? Is your dick attempting to get hard but failing to do so?
>>713466901
more clue more pictures. what can we roll next on?
>>713466901
So are you happy, sad, or excited?
>>713466111
Hilarious
>>713467068
Very, and very.
>>713467097
All 3.
Here it is. Fully glued.
>>713467043
>>713466901
OP delivers wet glue
must see it when dry
>>713467298
So how long until you cut the lock?
>>713466901
>>713467045
>>713467197
>>713466111
>>713467418
>>713467317
>>713467298
None of this means shit pleb. He probably already has the bolt cutters.
>>713465735
how much does a set-up like that cost? is it reasonably comfortable?
>>713467623
fuck you
>>713467535
This.
Pretending you can't just use bolt cutters.
>>713467623
Nope. Still locked up. It's been 23 days, how bad could it be for as long as this goes.
Luckily OP can't reproduce, it's a good thing because someone this fucking autistic just shouldn't have the responsibility of raising children.
i call bullshit
>>713467899
Love to see a good post rewarded with some good dubs
Checked, you funny cunt
What is the longest time you have been locked?
>>713465735
new roll:
DUBS: OP must watch porn specified in post
TRIPS: OP must post facebook
>>713465735
ill try
>>713468333
omfg
>>713465735
>>713468333
DO IT OP
>>713468333
Bruh
>>713468333
im not locking my dick i meant for this
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>>713467043
nonon a cute
>>713466111
>>713465735
Aaaw so cute
>>713465735
Deliver
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>>713468579
how do you even have a girlfriend...
>>713468579
just curious, but do those come in different sizes, or is it like one size fits all?
that and, how do you wash that and not get jock itch/tinea cruris?
Oh iam so wet seeing this who want to play with ma pussy
>>713466901
>happy you fucks?
It was your idea to begin with. That said you didn't want to fap anyway so don't fucking cry you cockcaged bitch faggot.
>>713468579
How many bulls does ur GF have? Also post her nudes
>>713466111
well, that was fast
>>713468735
good question, she sort of picked me up and i'm not complaining.
>>713468788
yes they do, cb has the 6000 and 6000s (small) and the cb-3000 is a bit different size as well. then there's all the others from different producers which are different sizes as well.
on top of those, there's always custom made ones as well.
for me, my gf lets me out of it to wash properly but you could always run soapwater through it as well. never had "jock itch" as far as i know
>>713468839
as far as i know, she has none and i obviously i won't post her. not that i even have nudes of her on my computer
>>713469073
That looks yummi
>>713468973
Then how does she get off?
>>713468243
>>713468333
why the fuck is this going so fast
>>713466267
I thought it was an enlarged clitoris
>>713468799
post pussy and i will consider it
>>713469192
how does anyone get off? sometimes i give head, sometimes i use toys on her, sometimes we fuck and sometimes she masturbates
>>713469231
If its not op only quads can set new rules newfag
>>713469073
Fuck I wish I could fap to that.
OP where's the timestamp btw?
>>713469373
Now that OPs all locked up forever, we should fill his thread with god tier pron
;)
>>713469373
use something vibrating or make yourself come with your prostate. post pictures
>>713465735
Ill try new rules.
Dubs:He sends this to one of his parents
Trips: Posts it on facebook
>>713469452
Fuck you man
>>713469442
>>713469467
that looks so much like a friend of mine but i doubt it's her. any idea where that pic is taken from?
>>713469442
I could tell you but where the fun in that?
Here comes the glue
>>713469884
Doooo ittttt
>>713469768
You cant set new rules faggot
>>713467623
Agreed. Trips means I put glue into the pee hole.
My wife holds the key. It's been 10 days since my last orgasm. I take the holy grail pill stack so my loads are huge.
Where is old /b/ with anons they know how to play
Waiting for it
>>713469999
Omg. This Thread
>>713465735
Humanity at its finest. Thanks OP. World is a zoo.
What whatinthe butt?
always wondered what it feels like when you get a boner in they things, what is it like op?
>>713469999
Roll for it
>>713466111
Time to go stick my dick in my wife
>>713469999
Just Do it
>>713469999
Come on OP, lets plug up that pee hole
>>713469999
Respect the holy quads roll
why would you do that
>>713469999
Rollercoster
>>713469999
>>713465735
>>713466111
>>713466425
>>713466901
>>713467298
>happy you fucks?
Ecstatic. I came like half a dozen times. You are absolutely precious.
>implying you can't break a tiny lock
>>713469999
Now you are rdy to close the peehole
>>713470288
Feels great. I take the pills from holy grail cum stack. I do big cums when my wife unlocks me to fuck her.
>>713470604
No, >>713469999 means you have to plug up the pee hole too. DO IT FAGGOT.
>>713466111
>>713469073
Specify why should OP be aroused by severly damaged vagina?
>>713470660
The fuck is a holy grail cum stack?
>>713470723
https://lmgtfy.com/?q=holy+grail+cum+stack
Love my cage. Been 10 days since my last cum. She feeds me her shit and piss once a week too. I get so hungry for her shit after two or three days in this thing.
>>713470714
virg detected
>>713469999
Hot glue, op
>>713469999
dew it
>>713469999
pls someone screencap this
>>713470775
People actually fall for this shit? OP, you are a fucking idiot.
>>713469999
Do it OP.
It fucking hillareuse
>>713471051
Lick me like that?
>>713467298
Is that smegma?
Please tell me that isn't smegma.
>>713470778
>>713470969
Zinc + larginine helps me from 2 shots to 4 shots so i can say for me it works fine
>>713471243
Its glue check the thread faggot
>>713469999
>no response
lol, we probably sent this poor fucker to the hospital.
And the best part is, he can't take the device off before he goes!
>>713471353
It's l-arginine, not larginine (unless thats some new compound made up by the dick pill industry to make you 3X larger).
Have you actually done a real test of this though? Like get 10 dudes (not yourself because youre biased) to jack off at the same time. Then they wait 3 days without jacking off. Give half of them your dick pills, and let them cum on your wife. See if they do big cums with dick pills.
>>713469999
lets do it op
>>713469999
We're waiting OP...
>>713471617
L-arginine, zinc, saw palmetto and pygeum, and soy lecithin. The soy lecithin pretty much immediately activates the cowpers gland and if you do any kind of foreplay or edging at all, your cum is drastically increased. Especially when you take this stuff every day. My loads have nearly tripled in size and I can feel the cum pumping out of my cock. It's glorious.
>>713471617
For years my limit was 3 shots but mostly 2 ... After taking this stuff for weeks im able to make 4 shots so as i told for me it works a friend of mine told me it have no effect on him so. I don't care and don't wanna think to much of it maybe it's only a head thing but I'm happy with this
>>713471606
fukken source moyt?
>>713471866
Post how much u take from each
>>713471866
Okay, but that doesn't actually answer my question... have you empirically determined that this stuff works? How about this: everyday you jerk off at the same time and weigh the result. On day 5, you stop taking your dick pills, and see how the weight of cum changes. An day 15, you start taking it again. Do it for at least a month. I want to see graphs nigger.
>>713465735
those locks always look super unhealthy tbh
>>713472279
>>713471617
Test it by yourself faggot
>>713465735
just why.?
>>713472279
You nigger ppl told you that the stuff works for them just try it or kys but don't call them to do your work
>>713472097
The internet m8
>>713472198
3600 soy lecithin, 1 zinc, 2 saw palmetto/pygeum, 3 l-arginine.
>>713472467
Why? You're the one who pays money for it and takes it. You should actually determines if it works, unless you like wasting your money on bullshit supplements to try to impress your nonexistent sexual partners.
>>713472676
Oh sorry, I forgot that we are supposed to trust what everyone else says is true.
Retard detected
OP is a literal cuck. neat.
do any of you nasty motherfuckers shave your cocks? Trim? Ever heard of a razor? Trimmer? Pubic hair, even on a man, is disgusting guys. The least you could do is trim a bit. Fuck!
>>713473953
No, because we're not children, you disgusting pedophile.
>>713465735
You probably do the dishes and laundry as well cuck fag. Go to the kitchen and make her a sandwich
I wish I was locked. Boyfriend doesn't like me locked, and likes making me cum.. so.. I mean, I guess I have to wait until we break up. Planning to get a pa and a pa hook cage when we do.
>>713470778
what does shit taste like? piss too.
>>713474222
FAGGOT
>>713474267
Well. Yes. I mean, that is kinda obvious.
>>713474256
As I only know piss. If strong, salty, acidic. If weak, still salty but that is about it. Not into scat..
Yeah, no woman in the world wants your smelly, stringy, nasty pubes in her mouth, you fucking nasty, redneck neanderthals
>>713474256
It's pretty gross. Tastes bitter and foul. It's much easier to swallow if you rinse it down with piss. It's like your body knows it shouldn't be eating it and it tries to reject it. The taste isn't the worst part, it's the knowledge that your eating rotten waste that makes it so hard to swallow.
>>713465735
Hey OP I have that same cage. How do you deal with sizing? The large ring is big enough for me to pull out of but the medium ring cuts off circulation a bit and that scares me
>>713475292
Get a different cage poorfag
rollin for ops last post
I havent been locked up in a while, but I love it when my wife locks me.
Whats the longest you have been in that?
>>713477721
I've gone 28 days in my steel cage.
>>713465735
torch the lock off
>>713465735
Unless your asshole is locked up you're good to go shithead ! Stick a screwdriver handle up your butt and quit your fucking arrogant complaining!!
inb4 nohomo
>>713469670
The gorilla glue will come out in a chunk man . A real loser use liquid steel.
>>713469999
JUST, DO IT!
>>713469999
roll
>>713475019
>>713470778
......really? you eat her shit?
......details? pics? ......just what?
>>713469542
I want to see a big vibrator in OPs ass!
>>713469999
we are waiting op
stop being a pussy!
>>713479297
Isn't.. I think it's liquid bond that works well for permanence. Jb weld right?
At first I thought this was insane and retarded but god damn thinking of edging in one of those when your itching to cum so badly but cant... holy shit i want one
>>713480305
We leave a clean plastic pint glass in the bathroom. She will grab it and shit and piss into it. She'll bring it to me and she'll let me put my eye mask on so I don't have to watch the disgusting filth she's about to make me consume. I'll get on my knees and she'll then feed her shit to me with a spoon and tell me to chew it up and swallow it. I beg her to let me have some piss from the cup to swallow it easier. She feeds me the entire cup filled with shit and piss once a week.
>>713470778
t..t..this is shitposting, right?
>>713482426
enjoy your various forms of poisoning and eventual death
>>713466206
jokes on you I can cum in the cage.
>>713465735
you have locked yourself?
Do you even have a wife? A mistress? A real mistress?
