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Need some serious advice and shit /b/,
Does my asshole look normal to you? Everytime i do anything it usually bleeds alot or it just hurts the whole time. I use plenty of lube . I only just successfully did anal with my boyfriend and it seemed fine but when i went to the bathroom there was blood and two days later it is still hurting.. even tho it wasn't the day we did it. Help /b/!
>pic related
Do you bleed when you shit? your asshole looks real irritated.
Tits or gtfo
>>713452622
Sometimes but it's only after i do anything anal related. I just took that pic and we had anal two days ago. It always happens :/
>>713452527
It's a hemroid. probably popped out when you did anal. They normally go away in a few uncomfortable weeks.
Now show more
Looks like hemmorhoids. Eat more fiber and dont sit on your ass all day.
Go to the god damned Doctor.
None of that is normal.
>>713452690
Does it feel like a feel hard and round?
>>713452801
yep.. oh boy looks like i fucked up xD
You can see the hemorrhoid. Eat fiber like above said and use prep H for pain
>>713452835
It's a hemorrhoid. No biggie. Google it
medfag here. Looks like a hemmoriod or worse case pulop. get some cortizone cream. If that doesnt help you made need to see a doctor
Don't worry it will heal if u keep it clean.
No more black cocks up the ass for a while sonny
Looks like a mild case of external hemorrhoids in the picture. Bleeding that occurs several days after anal insertion likely indicates that you have internal hemorrhoids or polyps as well.
There are cortizone creams to treat minor external hemorrhoids, while internal hemorrhoids would require surgery (outpatient, nothing major).
Ignore the fiber recommendation crap. While yes, you probably don't get enough fiber in your diet and more would be beneficial, it isn't going to prevent or treat hemorrhoids caused by anal insertions.
Source: medfag.
need more analysis pics of your Anus to evaluate
>>713452940
Yessir > u <
>>713452527
You're disgusting and I'd never have sex with you
Home remedies
Over-the-counter topical treatments, such as hydrocortisone or hemorrhoid cream, can ease your discomfort from hemorrhoids. Soaking your anus in a sitz bath for 10 to 15 minutes per day can also help.
Practice good hygiene by cleaning your anus with warm water during a shower or bath every day. But don’t use soap, as soap can aggravate hemorrhoids. Also avoid using dry or rough toilet paper when you wipe after a bowel movement.
Using a cold compress on your anus can help reduce hemorrhoid swelling. Pain relievers, such as acetaminophen, ibuprofen, or aspirin can also alleviate the pain or discomfort.
>>713453093
dude that's your opinion xD i didn't post a picture of my fucked up asshole to get you off.
>>713452527
It's hemorrhoids.
Ask your doc for hydrocortisone suppositories, those will really help.
Also, try eating a couple teaspoons of coconut oil every day (or take coconut oil pills). It really will help get rid of them, usually in 10 days or so.
>Doing anal
Enjoy your ruined sphinxter muscles you stupid slut
God I can't wait until I'm 40, there will be so many people shuffling around or walking like they're on a horse it'll be ridiculous. Fuckin faggots
>>713453187
tits now
>>713453154
From what you can see do you recommend going to the doctor?
>>713453236
Honestly it's not exactly my cup of tea but my partner wanted to try it. Can't hurt trying everything once.
>>713453236
>doesn't realize anal has been a thing for thousands of years
It looks like you have some hemorroids. Go to the doctor (Duh). You will certainly be advised to stop doing anal. If you were bleeding easily before trying it in the ass you probably should not have started doing it in the first place.
You will probably have to go through some anal cream + cryotheraphy + some pills to stimulate circulation. Try to use a neumatic to sit and make exercise. Drink lots of water, eat healthy with a lot of fiber and oatmeal from now on till the day you die.
By the way, anal is not only about lube.... you need to do it very slow and milimetrically, without withdrowing; definitely not banging until you have are very loose and reached a good tolerance. It should not bleed if it is done right.
If your partner is big you'll probably need some toys first to get used to it. But for now and very long time, no anal for you. Porn industry is not very helpful for normal couples.
Good luck
Source: Medfag... kind of.
>>713453350
Not to mention the male g-spot.. Kek.
>>713453253
Not OP, but you sound like a middles cool shitstain. You really don't seem to understand how talking to people works.
>>713452527
That's becasue you have hemorrhoids you dumb bitch
>>713452527
>Need some serious advice and shit /b/
Why is this still a thing ?
>>713453272
If you don't mind having a doctor visually inspect your anus and you are covered/live somewhere with health care, then sure.
But it will likely go away on it's own in 1-2 weeks
>>713453426
Because graveyard shifts at the ER are dull as fuck unless it's a weekend or holiday. Then we have patients lining the fucking hallways.
>>713453394
middles cool?
not sure if white knight, or bait.
if bait, 7/10
>>713453426
You'd be surprised. Some people genuinely have nothing better to do but give really good advice
>>713453442
I'm aussie we can get booty hole inspections for free.
Looks like i'm not doing anal for a while.
Boy here. i was super constipated went days without shitting and had blood in my stool EVERY TIME and of course hemmeroids. pic related fixed everything for me. before i shit now i just put a little finger tips worth on my asshole (i'm sure you can do it before anal) and now i shit like a little boy, not a care in the world and no more hemmeroids.
vaseline is the ultimate cure. trust me. this is coming from an opiate addict too so i sometimes go WEEKS of being constipated
>>713453565
>i hate anal but my bf wanted to try it so i said yes
YOU ARE DOING GODS WORK. i've literally slept with 40 different girls, only 3 of them were willing to try anal. best sex in my entire life. Just know that you are the real mvp and i love you for making that sacrafice just so your bf can have the best sex ever. YOU DA REAL MVP
pic unrelated, my ex sucking my balls
>>713453585
Alternatively, just drink a cup of vegetable oil. You'll be squirtin in a few hours
>>713453187
Is your name Carrie or Chelsea?
>>713453534
Not white Knight or bait. You're just a faggot.
"Hurr ur uggo"
"Show titties!"
Not only does that not make sense, but you seem to be trying a really fucked up version of tits or gtfo. And, if that's the case, then you really don't know what that's about.
Tl;dr: fuck off and die
Apply a mixture of vinegar and salt to the area
>>713453732
Op here: Honestly idk why people are so closed minded about trying shit hey. You've obviously gotta please your man or he'll end up running off with some other chick or just getting bored. Besides Nothings more fun than experimenting and it really didn't feel bad. I came twice actually. I'm kinda bummed out that i got a hemorrhoid.
>>713453585
Ah yes, nothing healthier than petrol in the anus.
If only there was some kind of lubricating product designed specifically for your ass.
>>713453534
>>713453876
Also
>middles cool
It's just fuckin auto correct. I haven't slept for 30 hours so I'm getting sloppy.
How fat are you? Cos most piles are caused by either being a dirty backed up anal slut or by being a humongous lardass
>>713453865
Nah man :) sorry
>>713453346
You got a hemorrhoid and you already said you've done it before this so don't bullshit me, anal sex is the most retarded thing you could do to your body save for implants.
>>713453350
And for thousands if years those people have died agonizing deaths if they ever even made it to 45 because the practice of removing chunks of your intestines safely is a very modern practice.
There's a reason why the gay community up until he mid 2000's had mostly sworn off doing anal you dumb cunt, they found out en masse that anal fucking destroys your asshole for good and ruines multiple muscular functions inside your body.
But that's okay, because it touches my g-spot/feels good inside me!!!!!111!!!
There's a reason homos hardly lived to old age en masse until the modern era
>>713453994
Yah alright. LOL
>>713453967
This
>>713453967
>only tried anal once
>whatever the classification before chubby is and even then it's a loose term but eh.
>>713453957
Go to sleep nigger.
>>713453909
Being a degenerate slut really feels empowering huh?
>>713454006
Dont be such a pussy.
>>713454075
Can't sleep clowns will eat me
>>713454130
Well i mean if sleeping with the same guy for over a few years makes me a slut then sure fam. I'm the biggest whore out.
>>713454006
Get a load of this faggot
>>713452527
Hey op, can we get some tits for the advice?
>>713454130
How is she being a "degenerate slut"? Serious question. She just wants her SO to be happy, I hardly think of that as slutty.
>>713454063
>Only tried it once
Earlier here >>713452690 that it wasn't the first time
Keep your story straight
>>713453909
if only more girls were as cool as you. I literally go to bed bummed knowing how cumming in a girls butt is the most amazing thing ever but at the same time every pretty girl hates it with a passion and would never try it because it hurts too much/"poop comes from there"
pic related, my ex girlfriend. for some reason we only did anal once and its cause i had to beg her for an entire month. only put the head in and she couldn't take any more. SHE HATED IT. although i have gotten assjobs from her like a billion times after that since its how i'd cum post sex
This thread reeks of desperation
>>713454251
with dick yeah. I've used my fingers before and a toy once. Sorry I should've been a little more clear.
Bet this is the same whore.
>>713453732
Aussie here, single mums on tinder are an anal goldmine
>>713454330
EWWW
>>713454330
Op here. Lol nope i'm no fucking land whale. She looks like she drives one of those fucking scooters around to get to walmart.
>>713454344
KEK
>>713454288
Don;t beg, just let it happen naturally. Start with "accidentally" rubbing and fingering her ass hole and see how she reacts
>>713454134
Kill yourself if you can't use terms properly fudgepacker
>>713454205
You're a stupid slut too? Who would have guessed(use context clues you dumb whore)
>>713454209
Coming from the faggot that shoves things up his ass
>>713454239
If you can't figure out what I mean you're probably a degenerate yourself who lacks self awareness
>>713454433
What a puss lul
>>713454363
you lucky fuck. i'm from florida. been dying to single 30-40 year old mom game from tinder and was never successful. think its cause i look like i'm 19 but i'm 23
>>713454427
Op again: Even with all the trouble the only way we could get it in was veeery slowly. He put the tip in and let my ass kinda expand to his size and pushed it in really slowly till i was ready.
>anal is a very slow process. Don't trust porn.
>>713454433
>trying this hard to be edgy
>>713454288
>>713454485
I'm laughing so hard man
>>713454433
P U S S Y
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>>713454288
>Being so warped that you actually waste time thinking about putting your dick in an asshole when you have two perfectly good holes available to you
Slippery slope once traversed can never be undone
>>713454314
>When you put things in your ass it causes you to bleed so you decide to shove a dick in it instead
Could you be more retarded?
>>713454492
the trick is to use a lot of lube, stupid amounts. no such thing as to much. and go really slow.
pic related, i came in this butt once.
>>713454490
Single mums with 2 or 3 kids start around 22-28 here
>One small perk of living with trash women
I've done anal with my gf and it went in pretty smooth actually. we just did a lot of forplay and some regular sex. Then while I jerked off she put a dildo up my ass and I came buckets
>>713454614
The edge-lord of the thread. Let us see how he retaliates next.
>>713454614
lol fuckoff dude anal is hot as fuck. you must be like un-sexually developed or a flatout virgin. once youve had lots of sex you realize how cool anal is and how the girls who actually like it/will let you do it deserve to be given the medal of honor (AND ARE HOT, FOR SOME REASON ONLY HIDEOUS GIRLS LIKE ANAL)
>>713454501
>Counter positions don't exist, it's just him trying to be edgy
The UN part about your delusion is that no matter what kind of bullshit you've tricked yourself into believing your anal cavity is still going to become a nightmare
>>713454574
>>713454619
Your tears taste like shit but at least they're salty
You kids are pathetic, flurries have a more legitimate fetish than you do
>>713454720
Ayy i became a trap
>>713454433
>>713454760
Nothing hotter than getting shit on your dick. Just sayin
>>713454614
Yur big pussi lips are showin
>>713454774
>i don't know what a fetish is
>>713452527
It's just hemorrhoids.
Buy some Preparation H, try not sitting for too long, add a bunch of fiber to your diet (even Metamucil or one of those) and don't worry about it. After shitting, wipe with moist towelettes with witch hazel.
If it doesn't go away in a week, go see a doc and they can fix it.
>>713454732
as far as i can remember i've had anal with 5 different girls
1. cute big butt redhead girl who did it cause i told her i wanted to try it before i died. she cried after cause it hurt so bad. it was almost like a proxxy paige video.
2. random ugly chick at a party. used a plastic baggy as a condom
3. my cousin, my literal actual cousin. she was 19 and i was 18 and she let me fuck her in the ass twice on her bed.
4. hot slim petit girlfriend who hated it but let me do it cause i begged for months
5. a literal prostitute vacationing in the middle east but i never put it in all the way
pic related, my hot gf
wtf happened to this thread? Shit was all fine and medical when I left. Come back to fetish wars.
>>713454735
Being a kid has its perks I guess, I doubt you planned on living past 50 anyway let alone making it thee
>>713454760
So is tentacle porn but that doesn't make it any less disgusting and a terrible thing to even try to commit
See you don't give a shit because you're not the one having things shoved yo your ass, you don't have to live with what it does. You're basically no better than someone with aids fucking people unprotected(except AIDS fucks up more of the body instead of just the lower intestinal tract and ability to sit along with being able to take a shit.
Do your homework faggot and hear it from the elderly people who did it and has to live with the consequences now that they're older
>>713454330
More of that whore.
>>713454820
i've never gotten shit on my dick from anal. what kind of disgusting pig beasts are you fucking
>>713455027
Op here: I'm literally lurking for the lols now. Thanks to everyone with legitimate advice :)
>>713455027
lol fetish wars. you are funny and cool for letting your boyfriend smash your butt.
A+ thread. now go to bed
I think my hemorrhoid just popped
>>713455030
i'm pretty sure anal sex isn't DAMAGING.
like i've taken shits bigger than the dick i've put in girls butts
>>713454774
>implying I put things up my ass
Wrong kiddo, I just like putting my dick up girl's asses. Why should I even care?
>>713455147
nice try, hemorrhoids don't pop
>>713454842
>Anal isn't a fetish
This is a joke right?
>>713454906
>Nothing decent to say
>Guess I'll take the high road and just say wow like a teenage girl
>>713455027
Divergence of opinion and as in unusual fashion faggots can't handle being told the truth
Didn't even get one that's your opinion
>>713454774
>flurries
Hemorrhoid cream generally contains an oil to help as a lubricant. Try that next time. Helps ease pain too.
Granted I've never used it to fuck myself in the butt. But it has helped with turn the more painful bowel babies into smooth poop sessions.
>>713455030
>TAKING A DICK UP YOUR BUTT IS THE SAME DAMAGE AS GETTING AIDS
the human sphincter was made for that kind of abuse. anal sex is perfectly natural and fine
>>713452527
You have either hemmaroids or an Anal fistula.
Anal fistulas are very nasty if not treated fast so get to your doctors now.
I've never had buttsecks, though a prostitute did once milk my prostate. I have an anal fistula that I left for years because I was so busy and now 9 years later it is only just beginning to heal after 4 years of treatment.
SO don't delay.
God speed you glorious faggot.
>>713455214
>>Anal isn't a fetish
>>713454774
>You kids are pathetic, flurries have a more legitimate fetish than you do
You see, saying that they have a more legitimate fetish implies that anal is a fetish in the first place, faggot.
>>713452527
that is fine, it bleeded because the dick of your boi is too small, get a fat nigger to fuck you into the wall and t is gone
>>713455301
i think i just puked 3 years worth of food, you are disgusting, kill yourself
op post your butt again, we wanna see if you are a fatass
>>713455307
He said it was a fetish and was replying to someone who implied it wasn't.
Lrn2read
>>713454986
Tell me more about why your cousin decided to bone you. Story time? Gather around, make a thread or post it here so this attention anal slut feels like she needs to quit being ignored and posts some more anal shots "to just make sure"
>>713455159
>The natural process of what the anal cavity was developed for doesn't hurt me
>Somehow this means just because I'm putting things smaller than that in there it's okay
You don't know much about the human body do you?
>>713455179
Anal is homo as fuck, also it ruins the asshole having things shoved in it
You're clearly retarded so you won't care what it does either way
Also you like smearing shit on your dick
That's kinda sad
>>713455399
what he said. plus dubs
>>713454986
Wanna hear more about cousin. How'd it happen?
>>713455408
He said it wasn't a fetish and failed to properly quote the post he was replying to, which said, ">i don't know what a fetish is"
>>713455450
>it's homo as fuck
>sexual in intercourse with a woman is gay
Okay
>it ruins the asshole
Not my problem, don't care
>smearing shit on your dick
Can honestly say I've never had shit on my dick that I've noticed but either way I don't think I'd care. Feels good man.
>>713455234
I'll take things auto correct does for $200 Alex
>>713455298
No it wasn't you stupid fuck, but that's okay you'll say that to someone who knows what they're talking about one day and it'll let them know you're clueless so keep thing in it
Question, do you live your whole life based off broscience or just when it involves your dick?
>>713455462
How new are you because I used my meme chevrons properly
>>713455457
>>713455429
it's a stupid story, we were just home alone sitting on the balcony and i started playing footsy with her for some reason. and it led to me putting my hand down the back side of her pants and over her underware and she didn't care and so i went for the "okay this is sexual now" boob grope. so i was just sitting behind her groping her boobs under shirt while she kept texting her boyfriend who wasnt there. she said want to have sex and i said yes and she said okay but you have to fuck me in the ass. so i did. i came in her butt on her bed in like literally less than 20 seconds. 2nd time it lasted way longer and there was no foreplay we just started making out and fucking. and i fucked her in the ass without lube and it ws like 10 minutes long cause i wanted to see how long i could last. it was hot as fuck. she's married now
>>713455375
That's not me you fucking redditor newfriend.
Go hang out on /pol/ with the rest of the newfags
>>713455457
>>713455429
You already know
>>713455660
>Okay
Bet you think fucking muscular women makes you straight too
>>713455693
Phonefag / 10
>>713455719
That explains why /b/ has been slow as fuck the last few days
Are you cunts telling them all to go there or has /pol/ really eclipsed your popularity?
>>713455693
>>713455783
>Not taking advantage of being able to shitpost literally anywhere
Do you even meme?
>>713455824
Both.
Thank fuck.
>>713455711
So are you imbred, how pc is your family more dets
>>713455886
I don't see why you're relieved that it's both
/b/'s bread and butter is constant influx of new users because it keeps the content fresh and brings in dem nudes
>>713455880
IT"S A MEME YOU DIP
>>713455824
That's where the dumb fucks with zero social skills go. I hope they stay there.
>>713455959
A trickle is better than a deluge.
>>713455967
How so?
If this is what passes for a meme in these parts today no wonder you're an irrelevant shitboard
>>713453187
Well it worked for me gj OP
>>713455711
9/10 nice
>>713456026
The fuck happened to r9k then?
>>713456032
I dunno, random board needs to be an ADD riddled madhouse to stay cohesive otherwise it gets stuck in a rut and goes stale with pasta
>>713455896
not inbred. just fucked one of my hot cousins in the ass. who cares everyone has cousin stories like that
>>713456143
I don't
I've only ever had second cousins and they were all 40 when I was 8
Fuck you some people don't get to have big families
>>713456133
These, for the most part are the worst of "generation z", no fun.
>>713452527
Try this. Or see Dr.
>>713456143
What is she like. Im not trying to talk shit just trying to squeeze the rest out of you
>>713452527
That's a huge bitch
>>713454006
Lol wat? Is this Mike pence?
>>713454902
>It's just hemorrhoids.
>just hemorrhoids
>just
You do realize that hemorrhoids don't just magically shrink? They stay enlarged and get inflamed over and over again until you need to surgically remove them because the pain prevents you from functioning normally
>>713453876
>Tl;dr:
We can read on /b/
Op here: Not a landwhale, just a chubby bun. Censored cause the last time i posted nudes here they we're sent to my whole family. It was funny as fuck but i'd rather not go through that again.
>>713457099
but what about those sweet sweet nips ?
>>713453909
>I came twice
If only more women knew that was possible the world would be a better place. Keep doing those things that get you off, OP
This is one of most disgusting assholes i've ever seen. You should consider suicide OP
>>713453018
Can confirm.
Source: hypocondriac fag
>>713454330
wtf
OP if still here. My gf's ass hope looked similar. Went to store to buy hammeroid cream. Worked great.
>>713458087
Thanks!
>>713452527
Get your boyfriend to kick you in the cunt and your ass won't hurt any more
>>713452527
Another one like this but with more pussy in it!
>>713457099
>chubby bun.
Those are the best.
>>713457099
Whats the third letter of your last name, OP? I think i recognize you ^_^
Help me out
>>713457099
You get my respect for seeming level-headed and having boobs.Best of luck with your bootyhole. I don't respect nipple censoring though. Nobody should support nipple censoring
>>713453732
i have that pulp fiction poster too
