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A revolution.

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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A revolution.
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>>713438548
I hope to god you never want to show me anything.
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>>713438696
I-I want to...show you my art...James-dono... >.<
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its gonna be yuge
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>>713438548
clearly a lot more clothing than I could imagine

>>713438566
yeah, getting it nice and tight
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I dont care about being lonely
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>>713438696
I don't think you have to pray for that. Not sure myself or anyone really would want to with the shit attitude you have.

>inb4 two paragraphs of bitching and belittlement
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>>713438696
I can't tell if you're trolling or not. Many people in here have tried to connect with him and they all have the same story to tell, he either legitimately has Asperger's or some kind of other mental condition or he's purposefully acting lonely to gain the sympathy of others.

If you can't see that then you're just as sick as he is.
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>>713438695
We get it, you dirt eating retard. Nothing anyone says that's even slightly negative about you could possibly true because you are, in no way, living human garbage. Yeah, and I'm the god damned pope.

>>713438811
Shut up, you coyote-who-runs-with-the-moon looking mother fucker.

>>713438754
Never say that to me again.
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Called it.
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>>713439022
Was it what I said, or how I said it?
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>>713439114
Technically not paragraphs.
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My sides hurt god damn it
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>>713439194
I've got scholars who have looked at this and, believe me, they side with me. They are the best. No one better
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>>713439022
Coyote often fucks shit up. Though Raven often is there to help.
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>>713438806
"tight"
Heehee ;p
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>>713439114
I'd be more surprised if you were wrong
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>>713439005
I have a shitty attitude for a fucking reason, numb nuts. I hold nothing but contempt for the vast majority of you fucking "people".

>>713439008
No they haven't. Nobody has ever sat down and actually tried to have a god damned conversation with him. It's always superficial bullshit.

>>713439144
A little bit of both.
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>>713439311
You sound like the kid at school that always yelled retarded shit then wondered why people called him a retard.
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>>713439281
I must see their documents.

>>713439311
Oh. So you wouldn't want to see what I was working on? Also am I in the line of contempt?
I can never tell with people sometimes.
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>>713439387
no the art guy is actually autistic
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i don't think that is true.
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>>713439293
it wouldn't be a good workout if it did the opposite
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Yeah, I tried to have a few conversations with him.
Like I said, he usually just tells everyone to die or something.
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>>713438806
The trick is the socks.

>>713439311
>I have a shitty attitude for a fucking reason
You're just a miserable person. You talk like you know everything about everyone. You can be that person, I don't care personally, but just know that we'll be here to let you know just how insufferable you are.

>>713439488
I would love to do that but I can't. It's not in my control.

>>713439298
I think he's just really lonely and has outbursts like this to feel relevant.
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>>713439286
I don't know what you're saying, you god damned hippy.

>>713439387
And you sound like the kid that brags about their absentee father.

>>713439488
I'm tired of seeing whatever mundane shit other people are working on. Do you know how often I have to put up with, "Oh, do you want to see my drawing?" Too fucking often, the answer is always no, I don't want to see it, but they show me their bullshit anyways and it's never anything commendable. Don't ask questions you don't want to know the answers to.
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>>713439674
I demand recompense.

>>713439730
I only asked half jokingly.
I was prepared to be turned down. It was not really a major concern of mine.
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???absent father ?????
wut
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>>713439674
I'm fucking glad I'm insufferable. If people weren't all so fucking terrible all the fucking time I would be much more pleasant.
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I have ringing in my ears for some reason. Suuuuuucks.
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>>713439730

that is ironic.
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>>713439914
>If people weren't all so fucking terrible all the fucking time I would be much more pleasant.

Said by the arguably most terrible person here.
Funny how that works.
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good night
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night
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Shit's getting spicy yo.
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>>713439914
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0TWfCjIdgFL

Thank you so much I haven't laughed like this in months
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>>713439674
layering, I should have known

>>713439967
is it tinnitus

>>713440039
nite nite
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>>713439967
Someone is talking about you.

>>713439911
It didn't make sense.

>>713439854
I've got nothin
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Night, Steven.

>>713440055
Why hello, you~!
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>>713440144
hihi
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>>713440141
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>>713440099
No, I think its my sinuses causing my ear to pop.
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>>713439525
I'm glad bad internet prevented me from posting that cause it was terrible
Why is it so hard to talk when frisky
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>>713440099
Even better if they don't count as pairs but 1 sock is 1 article.

>>713440197
I don't get it.
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>>713440001
I see the irony in behavior, yes.

>>713440033
I'm the closest god damned thing to a halfway decent person in this whole shit show.

>>713440088
I'm sure you haven't, you fucking miserable try hard sack of shit.
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Ringing ears are due to hairs in your cochlea being pushed down I think.

>>713440183
Did you want to see my tail?
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>>713440141
That's sneezing.
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>>713440311
sure!
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>>713440352
Let me go get it.
How should I show you?
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>>713440227
have you tried clearing them

>>713440260
do it anyways

>>713440281
you must get awfully hot in all that if you don't die a lot
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>>713440409
post in thred
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>>713440301
>I'm the closest god damned thing to a halfway decent person in this whole shit show.
The same way crazy people say they aren't crazy.
You can keep telling yourself that. You've been around long enough and shown who you really are. You're more miserable on Nibi on his off days. Thing is those are Nibi on OFF days whereas it's you almost all the time.
Seek help.

>>713440334
Huh? I don't remember that.

>>713440473
I die all the time. Jokes on you. I lose the socks fast.
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>>713440509
Do you want to die?
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>>713440473
I can feel them moving. Storm's moving through.

>>713440624
You need to watch more animus.

Also, post cute Yuki feet.
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>>713440473
I was gonna say good thing there's more than one way to work a butt, but then again it wouldn't really make sense to say that in that context
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>>713440787
I did it once and never again I told you.
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>>713440624
what else do you layer up on the off chance of a terrible game

>>713440787
a big storm?

>>713440828
should have said you could show me a good workout for it
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Post tails

>>713441022
Nothing. Just the usual attire.
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I think I will go lie down.
Not sure if I'll sleep.

Night all.
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>>713440624
You're talking to a fucking person who regularly does charitable shit for pretty much anybody. I helped my brother, who I can't stand, move out of his apartment today, I drove an elderly woman I never met before who was stranded to her house because she asked me, I have volunteered at elementary schools, I give cash donations to charity, and food to homeless people. I feel like shit for doing it, but I god damned do it anyways because it's my fucking responsibility as an adult with means to help those who have no means. You are someone that complains on the fucking internet about how nobody likes you, and then you try to force yourself on others in a vain and desperate attempt to get some form of positive affirmation. You're a pathetic excuse for a sentient creature, you're no more than a bad example.
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>>713441022
That an invitation?
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>>713441223
ah, that's a lot of socks then

>>713441263
gnight

>>713441324
yeah, come help me workout my butt
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>>713441299
I'll keep it short
1)I don't believe you
2)You say that all the time about me after I did it... Once? MAYBE twice? It's the only thing you have on me and it isn't even good.
3)Doing good things doesn't make you a good person. A lot of the richest people are the most evil people.

But hey if saying all that helps you sleep at night then go for it.

>>713441400
Depends on the rules. I'll come prepared.
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>>713441400
That I can
I mean, I'm good at spotting... Ohyah Imma good spotter :3
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>>713441605
the rules are all up to snarf

>>713441660
I'm sure you've done a lot of spotting, haven't you?
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>>713441605
Rich people get rich because they fuck over the poor. I fuck over nobody, I don't stand in the way of people who want to get theirs. You do that literally every fucking time people don't acknowledge you. I don't give a flying fuck what you believe, I'm giving you facts, you can accept them or not. And I don't fucking sleep. I haven't had more than two or three hours of sleep a night in over two months. I have nightmares.
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>>713441022
Been snowing all evening.

>>713441118
>Dat view
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>Wen you get people to fight for an hour straight because you quoted a "Bad lip reading" video.
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>>713441881
And left many spots too... Spots and stains
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>>713441881
So be it

>>713441968
>And I don't fucking sleep. I haven't had more than two or three hours of sleep a night in over two months. I have nightmares.
This sounds like it's straight out of some edgy teenagers short story.
You're flat out making shitty false claims about people (literally this literally that hurr) and painting yourself as a saint.
You're either lying about all of this or you have severe mental issues. There is no in between.
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>>713442028
I wish it would snow around here. is it your first snow of the season

>>713442078
was it a pleasant surprise?

>>713442136
you have to be ready to catch everything when your spotting

>>713442281
hey tiger
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faggiolis
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>>713442294
touch my tail
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>>713442373
It was CASH.
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>>713442448
your favourite type of pasta
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>>713442373
Evening Jeff! You do you damn exercises today??
>>713442448
You called katten
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>>713442373
With my mouth?
>>713442448
petpet
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>>713442466
ummmm i'm not sure
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>>713442576
Sup nanner man.
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>>713442607
touch it.
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When are people posting tails
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>>713442543
I'm just finishing them up
how you doing?

>>713442576
That's one way to spot, but your hands may be more helpful

>>713442769
they need someone to lead the way
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>>713442078
Take a god damned shower, you greasy haired shit skin.

>>713442219
My skull was smashed open when I was only nine months old, the resulting scar tissue has severely fucked up my mental state causing me to suffer hallucinations and perceptual distortions from the time I was a very small child. So yeah, I have mental issues. It's classified as a stable form of dementia.
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>>713442816
Bench day today.
Had a good back day yesterday. i actually had a pump!
How'd you go last week?
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Wow beer is truly the nectar of the gods
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>>713442702
no thanks;;; it wouldn't be proper
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You wanna give me shit for that, Yuki? HAHA! You're life was permanently and negatively impacted when you were an infant! Who has their skull smashed open anymore, you loser? Fuck you, you cunt whore.
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>>713443017
O-okay.
Anyway, how are you?
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>>713442701
Too frisky for my own good, actually forget I said that, sup tigerbutt?
>>713442816
Oh yeah, almost forgot the most important part... The kneading
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>>713442862
I just took a shower and im probably whiter than you, you dumb burritoless bean. Although that isnt saying much.
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Go~

>>713442862
I've got a feeling that you're using a true story to lie about other things that "are true"
But no I'm wrong since you can't be lying at all and I'm "literally" garbage or something along those lines right?

I saved you the post, you don't even need to respond. Everyone wins in this case.

>>713443081
That would be too easy if it were him. No bait pls
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>>713443115
Back to my usual routine now.
How're you? anything happen with job network club?
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>>713442921
have you been unable to pump properly?
it was pretty good. came out so that was a thing

>>713443115
yeah, wouldn't want the butt to get too sore

>>713443195
my tail is so small compared to that, gimme a minute though
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>>713443129
You took a god damned grease shower, you walking oil rag.

>>713443195
I don't lie, I have no reason to. Ask anyone, I've always been honest about myself. You are a cunt whore who thinks severe life altering trauma done to an infant is funny.
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How's y'all doing tonight?

>>713443347
Don't I have ever you on kik or Skype? How's it going?
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>>713443109
rather more uninhibited than I planned on being

you?
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>>713443624
Bored.
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>>713443347
I have a few. Some smaller some bigger.
size doesn't matter here.

>>713443540
More words that I didn't say. You like doing that. Just shows that you can't argue with a pathological liar. They just keep going.
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>>713443347
well i've never felt it in my back before so it was a nice surprise to me. It may have been to do with the time between rests, i reduced them.
You came out the closet to your parents?? How did that go? Well i hope.
>>713443624
Overhead press time. you?
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>>713443247
It's going pretty well
Speaking of going, where'd wem go?
>>713443347
We'll see who's more sore by the end >//>
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>>713443718
Pretty alright, enjoying the end of my evening.
Have school tomorrow for the first time in awhile.
What do you mean uninhibited?
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>>713443729
Drink more alcohol then :3

>>713443818
Beer time. Too long a day at work
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>>713443762
Your passive aggressive response of, NO LOL YOU LIAR! wasn't meant to be an insult? Interesting, and here I thought sarcasm was used to mock someone.
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>>713443932
just alcohol and weed

I haven't been to school in a long damn time now sigh
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>>713443953
I have none.
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>>713444093
I will be going for a few more years, mainly because I am bad at it.
Alcohol and weed tend to do that.
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>>713443962
Not only are you a liar but you're terrible at reading situations and people.
I'm clearly calling you out on lying. I didn't say anything was funny. It's actually sad that you're this bad at it.
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>sar·casm
>/sär-kazəm/
>noun
>the use of irony to mock or convey contempt

Seems I was right after all, you fucking walking waste of resources.
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>>713443624
on kik, pretty good, came out yesterday which went pretty well

>>713443762
how many do you have?

>>713443818
just the one so far. it went as good as it could have gone. I still ended up crying a shitton

>>713443838
just don't knead too hard
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>>713443838
dunno, i said helloe and katten WEM'd away.
>>713443953
Yeah what do you drink?
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>>713442523
mmm yeah

>>713442543
when does i call?

>>713442576
pet ym bumbum
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>>713444170
>tony the tiger incest
oh internet how I love you
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>>713444226
Name one thing I've lied about, you actually stupid person.
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>>713444266
how you doing kitty
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>>713444236
The technical answer or the general answer?
Also it's nice, but where does that metal bit hook in?

>>713444275
Tony has a kid?
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>>713444170
So go out and get some!

>>713444236
Oh wow congratulations
I'm planning to stay in the closet for quite a while longer

>>713444258
At the moment I've got a few tall cans of holsten
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>>713444399
im kind of tired and not feeling too hot
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>>713444258
Speak of the devil! I must have scared poor kitty
>>713444266
Hnngh will do!
>>713444236
I couldn't if I tried :P
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>>713444386
I can't prove any of it so what's the point? You're just going to say how you can't be lying about it and how I'm _________ and you're an amazing person who had a bad past.

I got the script already.
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>>713444386
Your own opinions instead of parroted philosophers and "Artists".
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>>713444552
touch my with ur bananan
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>>713444413
why not
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>>713444413
the general answer
it goes in around the back

>>713444478
yeah, I've been building myself up to it for a long time now.
how're you doing?

>>713444505
put a blanket on and get some soup

>>713444552
are you a master butt kneader or something?
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>>713444275
It loves you back.

>>713444413
I'll have your kid.

>>713444478
A. This state cuts off at 1 am, which is 2 minutes away, and B. Need to sleep soon anyway.
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I got too excited and came back to my computer for a bit.
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>>713444236
Hey that's a good result. just remember that if you one parent knows, the other will now know within a week. so come out to the other soonish otherwise it could be interpretated as distrust in your parents etc.
But it's your fam so it's up to you.
Proud of you BB.
>>713444266
you called for faggiols or somthing so i responded :)
How you been?
>>713444552
Well how can you? Hows the job hunting going?
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>>713444694
no es like the sad i have
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>>713444575
I've lied about my own opinions? You realize that makes no sense. I should expect as much coming from a red skinned alchy who belongs to a failed civilization.

>>713444558
I had a decent enough past given the circumstances, idiot.
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with no tail picture
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>>713444762
what was it that excited you?

>>713444799
yeah, the other is visiting this weekend and that's when I'm going to

>>713444830
do you need a hug?
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>>713444694
4
Ohhh the back. Of course.

>>713444656
I never knew. Is it real?

>>713444731
That's not the plan for a long time.

>>713444762
LEAVE QUICK
Or post a tail.

>>713444877
So I was right about everything else then.
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>>713444830
Kitty, I can't get Wax Fang out of my head.
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>>713444969
of course not kellogs would freak
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>>713438487
so now that the donald has all of the chaos emeralds when does he go super dolan
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>>713444883
I was in my underpants so it had to be a private pic.

>>713444956
EHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHHHEHEHEHHE

>>713444969
See above.
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>>713444694
Kinda meh. I got kicked out of my uni programme, but it's given me a new insight on life so I think it was for the best

>>713444731
Sleep is for the weak. I have an exam to fail tomorrow so alcohol is there for me
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>>713438487
SO THE ONLY REASON UGLY PEOPLE LOSERS CAN LIVE OK CAUSE HURT PEOPLE LIKE HARRY POTTER
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>>713444478
I've never had that. what type is it?
>>713444956
You feel any different about it all?
>>713445025
Sup mang.
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>>713444799
oh~
been bleh. but itll get better.

>>713444956
yee a long hug

>>713445048
what that
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>>713444762
Excited about what?
Welcome back.
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>>713444637
Kat I don't intend to shoot yet and you're not making it easier... Not that I'm complaining .//.
>>713444694
Naah I just mean I don't have very strong hands
>>713444799
It's going pretty well I said c:
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such cute underpants too~
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>>713445054
About him having a kid? I think that would be fine.

>>713445060
Everyone else did it
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>>713445127
Nothing

Listing and selling shit.
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>>713444969
Everything else being I'm going to insult you? Yes, you were right about that because you deserve nothing but mockery and contempt.
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>>713445060
>excuses
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>>713444969
are all your tails clip ons?

>>713445075
was it for grades or for something else?
what do you plan on doing

>>713445127
I don't know, it's a load off my chest though

>>713445152
*huuug

>>713445186
sounds like you need to work them out more
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>>713445186
shoot my faaaaaaaaaace

>>713445321
das nice~
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>>713445259
Talk dirty to me more, daddy.
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>>713445184
Nothing I can say here.

>>713445199
Hush, you.

>>713445237
And I'm sure it was great~
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>>713445152
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7nA2qKwhWY
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>>713445420
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>>713445376
I will go with what gets Darwin excited then, young girls without socks or shoes on.
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>>713445152
You been kissing sickly bois again??
>>713445186
But that's not really answering the question.
Are you gainfully employed by someone and getting monies?
>>713445246
Ah yeah, you trip to see League. How much do you think you'll make from your purchases?
>>713445321
now that load off your chest, allow me to put a tiger load on it :)
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>>713445321
I work my left hand daily, ifyouknowatimeanhuehue >u>
>>713445354
Splt!
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I'm uncomfortable.
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>>713445433
ooooo

>>713445456
more like the lack of kisses ;~;
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>>713445456
We got something planned for next year, it could be an internship at a store or something, it's not really decided yet
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>>713444877
>"Look how smart I am making me validated"
>"Look how generous I am helping old ladies, I deserve validation!!"
Not a single museum will want your shitty copied "Art" you mediocre idiot.
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>>713438487
Trump's cancelling all you fucking losers' disability checks. Yippee!
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