Secrets thread. Share/vent etc
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Secrets thread.
Share/vent etc
No.
>>713432118
You want to know a secret OP?
>>713432118
You're a faggot
>>713432613
Yes please.
We ha sec all ve rets?
instructions unclear. Dick stuck in toaster.
>>713432831
RIP
>>713432118
I have two.
Lost my virginity to my fathers best friend
and
Traded sex to an old guy off tinder for an iphone
I'm gonna an hero in april.
i pissed out of my window when i was 11 in front of my friends and now they all think im gay
>>713433373
Such a good foo fighters song.
>>713433373
How and why?
>>713432118
When I was a little kid I used to lick my female cousin's butthole all the time, when no one was watching us. I loved her subtle shit smell.
We both enjoyed it, but haven't talked about with her now that we are both adults.
>>713433371
How old when you lost you virginity? Did your dad ever find out?
The only reason i haven't killed myself is because my life insurance wont pay off if its suicide.
>>713433572
>How old when you lost you virginity? Did your dad ever find out?
13 and no. thats why its a secret
>>713433541
Pills and alcohol in a forest.
I'm a colossal fuckup
>>713433620
Pay me and I'll do it.
>>713433840
Why April?
>>713433904
Gives me time to get affairs in order, distance myself from loved ones, etc.
>>713433840
Damn son ill prolly end up the same
>>713433904
Because I'm gonn get a sex change operation first.
>>713433840
>Pills and alcohol
Not a surefire way to end it tbh.
>>713433840
Don't wait until spring. We're coming up on the perfect time of the year so you can drink yourself to warmth while actually freezing to death.
Pills and alcohol are never a sure thing. Do it in the cold so you'll die quicker.
>>713434174
Hence the forest, I'll be too weak to do anything else. I'll keep pounding until I can't anymore with nobody to find me.
>>713434232
I live in a very warm climate, winter means nothing here
Bump
>>713433564
Like...why? Why her butthole and not her pussy?
>>713433421
They think you're gay because of some dumb shit aged 11? Kinda gay.
>>713432118
I'm into a lot of really weird shit like vore and furry stuff. Dont know why and I don't like myself for it.
Last time somebody mentioned it's because I don't think I could have an actual real life partner and that's probably true because I'm also massively sexually insecure - I have a load of fordyce spots all over the foreskin and around my dick, so I've only fucked once and that was when I was really drunk. I'm not an ugly guy so there's some interest but I really don't ever go through with it for those reasons. My dick does look very bad and I'm scared she'll either laugh at it or think I have an std.
I'm clinically depressed too, I want to kill myself all the fucking time. On pills for it but I never talk to people about it because who wants to hear about that.
>yes
Haven't been laid in awhile. Got an easy lay lined up but she's 2 hours away and chubby. What do? Save gas and jerk off or road trip and smash?
>>713435158
Just googling what all that stuff means
>>713436302
How long? And how chubby?
We ha sec. All ve rets
>>713436302
smash
>>713435158
I mean, dicks arent the nicest looking things in the world. Shit, neither are pussies. I wouldnt worry too much.
a girl hugged me today :)
I have never posted on 4chan before
>>713436302
depends how long anon
if it's gas money or fuckin, you're either a broke bitch or got laid within the last few months
>>713436811
this isn't gonna become a thing, nobody likes your meme, go away
>>713436753
YAY
Just found out that a paper I've been losing sleep over for the past couple of weeks will, at most, be glanced at, have a couple of comments that might not even be relevant copypasted, and forgotten about in the span of about 3 minutes. I'd be livid, but I'm just too defeated to care anymore
>>713432118
I have cheated on my wife.
8 times with as many women (although one was a gloryhole and i guess could have been a man sucking my dick)
I did it because sex with her is either painful for her or she feels nothing and gets no pleasure from it at all.
It wasnt like this when we were dating. When we were dating she would enjoy herself and she looked foreward to our occasional sex dates.
Now. Its like the soul has been sucked out of our marrisge snd she hss no interest in me beyond my wallet.
i can't get a grip on reality but i wear a mask of emotions to disguise myself.
no one will ever know.
lived in a shitty apartment building. there was a navy wife that lived across the hall from me. she cheated on her navy husband for 4 months while he was deployed. i was the 'other guy'.
i kill small animals
mostly guinea pigs
havent killed any in months tho, mainly because im currently out of work and cant even afford a bus pass to get out and pick the little guys up
>>713437099
stop doing it for the kids
>>713437017
That sucks balls. Have a drink anon, forget about it.
>>713437206
Welcome, brother. Just be aware one day the mask may crumble and fall. Happened to me.
I threw a cactus at a girl named violet because her friends each ran off with half of my joggers that buttoned all the way down.
Have never been caught.
She prolly just had a crush on me.
oops.
>>713436952
Does have nice feet tho
I'm a teaching assistant at the local martial arts studio. I volunteer for kids grappling classes because I like to touch little girls.
>>713437206
Get over yourself
>>713437825
Please stop. And consider suicide.
>>713432118
>>>713436302
>How long? And how chubby?
2 years, pretty chubby but cute and would get pretty freaky. And I'm not really concerned about the gas money lol
>>713437370
I really want to do this but don't have the time
>>713432118
moms friend tried to fonger me in the back of my moms car
>>713437961
so the real question is time vs laziness. cmon anon, what's more important?
>>713437961
Go get that pussy anon
>>713438004
Why? It's a little bit fucked
>>713434324
organ failure, dehydration, and exposure is a pretty fucking painful way to die anon. you sure you want that?
>>713438028
Tell me more about this fongering
>>713438113
Its better then killing people
>>713437846
buy me a ladder then.
>>713438130
it was in the back of my moms car
>>713438127
Good idea. I'll bring a knife too.
>>713437956
No lol.
They smell nice, and when I'm in their full guard I'm basically in position to plow them.
Used to be a camwhore~
>>713438173
try large game bow hunting, your killer insticts long to be set free
>>713438280
professional or recreational?
>>713437825
Arent you worried one day you'll lose control, get too touchy, and get fucked up?
>>713438280
how much money did you make, and how cute do you have to be
>>713438333
Recreational. Just wanted some $$$
i'm a scalie.
>>713438102
I will my friend, I will.
>>713438427
I made about $100 in an hour. Not that much but I was so vanilla back then lol
>>713438341
That would be so Kek to watch
>>713438341
I'll have to have a really good read on my students, to know when they're comfortable or uncomfortable with different degrees of closeness and touching. Most older ones are obviously more guarded, but not all. Most younger ones don't really know the meaning of boundaries, so long as they're having fun.
>>713438504
if you ever posted here I may be an old customer.
>>713438280
Tits or gtfo
>>713438592
i'm kinda interested in that sort of thing, but i'm a guy
>>713438653
Posted a few naughty pics here a few years ago so mayb
>>713437099
lel your gettin kukd
>>713438749
I've seen a few successful camwhores who were dudes. But you kinda have to have a cute face and 9yo body for it...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyamvzHfL-M
This person is an HIV+ crack head who barebacks old toothless men
>>713438909
as i have thought
>>713438247
You, my friend, are a goddamn evil genius. Age range??
>>713438582
She must be really fat if she's sharing a photo like that. Get a clearer photo before you waste your time
>>713438909
I've seen camwhores that are dudes that just have a massive cock. Entertaining the ladies and the gays I guess.
>>713439034
There are still lots of fetish sites you might get a few bites in~
I fucked my wife's younger sister while wife was working.
>Sister in law was 17 in hs, drove her everywhere she wanted bought her things here and there
>She starts holding my hand in my car, moves on to holding arm, then started to give me kiss on the cheek goodbye.
>I finally made the move when she came in for a goodbye kissed I basically shoved tongue down her throat.
>She was surprised and shocked, she got off the car quickly few days later she asks my wife if she can stay over at our house, wife questions it a bit since wife works 10 hr shifts at hospital at night so she asks me, tell wife I don't mind.
>Weekend comes drop off wife and pic up her sis, on the way home she asks if we can watch a movie and drink.
>I'm cool with it, get some bottles of Moscato (really sweet wine) and play a girly movie.
>She gets under blanket with me holding my arm and leaning head against me.
>She pounds bottle gets tipsy notice her other arm rubbing my leg she gets close to my cock each time until she reaches the tip and just focuses there.
>I unzip and pull dick our, she gave a few tugs before she went under the blanket and gave an ok bj.
>While she was facing my dick I stuck my hand down her pj's and played with her vaj, she was completely shaved, huge turn on.
>Couldn't wait anymore, turned her around and fucked her on the couch for maybe an hr before she came, we stopped cuddled and fucked again before we had to pick up wife.
>We still fuck every time she visits wife doesn't know but suspects something is up
>>713439235
To each their own
>>713439246
will consider, as it's divided between wanting to be admired and confident, and wanting money
>>713439088
Agreed, looks waaay beyond 'chubby' to me. Not that a fat girl is always a 'no', but at least know what you're driving for.
>>713439270
If real, your wife is gonna find out, and there goes your marriage kiddo.
>>713439270
Sounds like she's slowly working to blackmail you. Everything she did was way too intentional
>>713438788
I've had no life since 2008 so probably
>>713434385
then put together a little cash to go somewhere cold. I hear that's how people in cold climates off themselves, they just get super drunk and take off most their clothes in the middle of nowhere. you fall asleep warm and never wake up
>>713439354
Fair. Make a thread w/ link if you decide to go through with it. Refer to me as Nyx and I'll try find you~
>>713439451
blackmail requires only one fucking. that girl is in it for fun.
>>713439083
10 - 14. And it's not like I'm looking for every opportunity to grab them by the pussy or anything.
I think the most fun I had was when I was teaching this little 12-year-old blondie how to break my guard. She would get frustrated and just try to brute strength everything, so I just wrap my legs harder around her waist, and headlock her so she has an even harder time getting out.
Eventually she got so tired she just plopped her head on my chest, panting. Her body was pressed so close to mine I could feel her heartbeat. That was one of the cutest moment's I've had at the studio.
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>>713438247
>full guard
>also in martial arts so have an idea of what you mean
>goddamn you're evil lol
>>713433840
Isn't it pretty much assumed that if you're on this website you're a colossal fuckup?
I cheated on my ex 7/10 gf of 6 months with a fat whale I met on a bus stop.
Never saw fat whale again, never understood what made me cheat. Still no regrets, just confused
>>713436885
it clearly states two hours away you half wit
>>713439088
Yeah she's bigger. Chubby was being nice. But not ugly. See my conundrum?
>>713439658
what sort of place would i find that at? i'm inexperienced and stuff
On two occasions I've gotten nudes from my 8/10 best friend while in the relationship with the girl of my dreams. Sent a couple too. Occasionally feel like shit
I'm in love with someone who i don't know loves me back. Too scared to go for it.
My best friend raped me 2 years ago, on two separate occasions. He now tells everyone that I wanted his dick and that he gave me what I wanted. I don't know what to do. I barely recovered psychologically from when it happened, this is just bringing it all back again.
>>713437017
get over it. in the adult you'll be expected to do something similar in days and people will care less.
I have a mole on my dick so i will likely die a virgin
>>713439905
So... she's fat, which is pretty damn close to ugly. You also have higher odds of running into smelly, hairy, inaccessible, dank pussy.
Ask for a clearer pic.
>>713440118
you probabily did.
just admit you enjoyed it, cunt
>>713440118
I'd say report the dick, but with the way women are treated in those cases, plus the amount of time that's elapsed, he'll likely get of scott free and you'll just be even more fucked up. Cut him off and try your best to move on.
>>713439929
I used LiveJasmin
>>713440152
Get it removed dumbass.
I've never really considered clinical depression as a real disease. I now fear I have it.
>>713440064
No, you're infatuated. If you were in love you'd just tell them. Being in love is 2best friends that also happen to fuck.
>>713440118
Pay some niggas to beat his ass.
>>713440295
>livejasmin
is it 2005 already? my, how time flies
my ex boyfriend became addicted to heroin after we broke up.
he said he wanted something as good as i was.
he died yesterday of an overdose.
>>713440176
I've met her before dude. Lol
>>713439551
If I was going to spend money I'd get a gun.
>>713440390
kys
Been living for almost 4 years with gf , haven't had sex in a year and a half , we don't even sleep in the same bed anymore .
And she keeps pretending we fuck like rabbits all day erryday to all her friends
>>713440315
You cant in my country and i dont know how to do it myself
>>713440433
he just said that to make you feel better
>>713440295
will attempt when i'm at home again, as i'm currently with family because of false accusation from sister
>>713439818
Point being?
>>713440118
sounds like you wanted his dick to me. you're a dumb ass for getting raped twice, remove yourself from the gene pool.
>>713440433
well fuck
that man knows how to fuck up an ex for life
>>713440469
Talk to her about it. If she gets hostile about it, break up and move on. Life is too short to waste time with girls like that trust me.
My mother took me and my sister on trips to stalk my Dad after they broke up. This went on for years, until they got back together.
I'm concerned this has fucked up my abilities to have relationships.
>>713440469
>year and a half without sex
>still in that relationship
are you a cuck or do you not have a dick anymore?
>>713440529
GG <3
>>713440469
shes fucking someone else mong
>>713440433
He's a piece of shit who wanted to make you feel as bad as he did. Fuck him, you made like Hitler.
>>713440469
Sounds you got a solid preview of what marriage would look like for you two
>>713440475
Just Google it. Found a bunch of stuff already.
http://homeremediesforlife.com/moles-removal/
http://www.beyonddisease.com/home-remedies-to-get-rid-of-moles
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7j-EIX8Wak4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1cEtH35PKo
i yam transexual
>>713440433
Sounds like a terrible teen romance book.
>>713440469
Leave.
>>713440118
Is your name Caitlin?
>>713440554
>My mother took me and my sister on trips to stalk my Dad after they broke up
I'm interested, lets get some more details
I'm afraid that I will die of a massive drug OD. Worse ways to go I guess
>>713440554
You'd make a great private investigator though!
I had to make some adolescent boys get naked and expose certain body parts for my job. I feel guilty for getting slightly hard and for embarrassing them.
>>713440118
you already made your own thread for this faggot, post tits there or go home
I go on /aco/, /b/, /hc/, /hm/, and /h/ sometimes to fap. ... Fuck everything else on this site (especially you /pol/, u need to get a life)
>>713440955
Why do you think this?
>>713441056
Hey fuck you faggot /pol/ is a good board. A board of peace and dank memes.
>>713441057
I'm an atypical addict in that I frequently abstain from drinking, drugs, etc. But every time I take a break, the next time I start using a lot more. This cycle has been going on for roughly the past 8 years.
>>713441003
The hell kind of job is that?
>>713441219
What's you poison?
>>713440948
We'd follow my Dad's car, go between his and his new girlfriend's apartment multiple times a day to check his locations, and call him while doing so to verify. This happened from between the ages of 6 to 11.
>>713440977
This is true.
>>713441056
>Not liking /x/
Succubus get out.
When I was a kid, I had the biggest crush on my family doctor. She was this young and pretty Chinese girl with the nicest smile and the cutest voice.
One day, I was experiencing some testicular pains for some reason, so my mom took me to see her. I had my pants pulled down while she fondled my balls. Whole time I was using every ounce of will power to not pop a little boner.
A couple things but this one gets me:
Found a bag of money in 2004 in a Walmart parking lot at like 1 in the morning. Opened it and rolls upon rolls of hundred dollar bills. Altogether, close to 100K. Tossed it in the car and went inside to see if anybody was watching it. Few minutes later, big ass Caddy rolls in and groupe of Mexicans are looking around. Go outside when they get close to my car and ask if they need help. One tells me they lost something and if I saw it. Tell them no but offer to help them. Spend an hour looking under cars and eventually they leave. Couple days later, a couple of Mexicans were found dead and some bikers were missing. Some kind of drug ring or shit. Mexicans owed the bikers some money and the bikers owed some other gang some money.
Used it to buy a used car and truck, buy a cheap ass house, and furniture. Still have like 40K in a box hidden.
The only friend I've made in the last 5 years left me and I'm not sure why. This isnt some dumb kid either she's 30.
>>713441245
I work at a corrections facility for young males.
>>713440896
Last name?
>>713441219
my way to get out of it was to find cleaner addiction because once youre on something its always hard to just stop people don't realize that and say ,, why don't you just stop? but for me i used to smoke weed, cigars cigarets, and occasionally coke, i now moved on to vape and coffee its hard to adjust and some people will call you a fagg but it helped me mabey you should give it a try ?
>>713441289
yeah that's pretty fucked up.
how do you think it's affected your relationships now?
>used my moms dildos a couple times
>>713432118
Im 2 years into a romantic relationship with my daughter
>>713441923
Story? How old is she?
>>713441980
she's 2
>>713441672
No way. Show me an article about the deaths.
>>713439736
you ever pop a boner??
>>713441980
She's 19. My wife passed away almost 2 and a half years ago. We grew close and she never really went out much or had many friends. One day she just broke down and cried. I comforted her and we kissed. It was a deep and passionate kiss. A few days after that she came out to me saying she had feelings for me. We made out and ended up making love for the first time that day.
>>713441895
I'm a dateless virgin due to my inability to really communicate with women, and to be frank, that's for the best.
When I was 14, I got this stalker-like obsession with some girl. Said she was a Goddess, and sickening shit like that. She got genuinely scared, and shit was rough for a bit. Didn't have enough evidence to really call me out over it, so I got off "Scott free", though it was the kick in the ass I needed to really start my life over.
I've been thinking about it recently, an I've come to the conclusion that my childhood was somewhat fucked up.
>>713442250
how did the wife die?
>>713442285
yeah thats pretty weird.
Some guys get intense early. You've got to rein that in as best you can in the early stages to avoid coming across as a creep, or you have to go for girls who really like an obsessive guy.
I've had friends like that, some of them have found a girl that fits and some still haven't.
but yeah fucked up childhood there for sure
>>713442386
She was in a car accident on the way home. Road was slippery and she collided with a car that lost control
>>713442094
Yup. But I wear a cup most of the time because I also help with the kickboxing class.
>>713433747
Was it rape? Please be rape.
I haven't killed myself because I would hurt those around me
>>713442517
Don't worry, I'm better now. My Dad wasn't any better though: When my parents got back together, I distinctly remember hiding my Dad's pot plants for his shitty grow-op around the house, to keep the landlord from seeing. And him drunkenly hugging me from behind on Christmas, telling me he loved me for the first time.
>>713432118
AND THE UGLY BITCH HURT ME WHILE I DRIVE IN THE CAR SO CAN HURT ME THE UGLY WAY WITHOUT TOUCHING ME AND GET UGLY PEOPLE HELP TO MAKE THAT CRAZY THING POSSIBLE CAUSE THE UGLY PEOPLE DONT WANT TO GET BULLIED SO GET UGLY BITCHES THAT IS HORNY TO HURT ME UGLY WAY CAUSE CANT HURT PEOPLE OR CANT HURT PEOPLE WITH LOOKS AND HAS TO KNOW EVERYTHING CAUSE IS A LITTLE BITCH AND SMELL LIKE POOP AND GOT UGLY GUYS THAT IS GAY TO HURT ME AND THE UGLY PEOPLE SMELL LIKE POOP
>>713432118
AND GET UGLY HELP TO BE BETTER THEN PEOPLE AND HURT PEOPLE BY USING THERE EMOTION TO SNAP PEOPLES HEARTS LIKE A UGLY FREAK WITH THE HELP OF UGLY PEOPLE THAT IS ALSO UGLY FREAK
>>713432118
i have fucked many bitches at Disney...backstage and in parking lots...never in a hotel...
>>713432118
BUT NOBODY KNOW UGLY PEOPLE IS UGLY FREAK AND THE UGLY PEOPLE SMELL LIKE POOP
well
>>713442076
I would dude but I still freak the fuck out about people knowing. All it would take is some whiteknight seeing the articles, contacting the police, police getting a warrant, and tracking this shit back. Don't need that kind of shit in my life.
Been a lot of murders in this area for drugs.
When my nieces stay at my place, I let them shower with me if they want to
I'm high school swimming coach. I fucked 5 girls in just 3 years apart. They just kept coming back for more fuck.
i'm 29 and they were 15, 16 and 17
>>713432118
Once a month I meet up with traps and crossdressers and creampie them
>>713442250
Did you post this story in an incest thread over the last few months by any chance? This story sounds very familiar.
>Be me, in university
>Oh my god I need to shit so bad
>dumbass roommate taking forever in bathroom as always
>Try to hold it but I cant
>Frantically find the nearest thing
>run to dustbin and pull down pants
>Shit my fucking brains out
>Shit was fucking huge. Legit looked like the emoji
>Wipe my ass with bounty I had near my bed for fapping
>catch breath, close up the bag and start to make my way to the garbage chute
>walk out my door
>"Hey anon"
>Guy from down the hall
>the bag is fucking see through, is a mixture of shit and garbage
>Praying that he doesn't look at the bag
>Make it through convo, but see he glances a couple times at the bag
>Shit is clearly visible, I probably smell like shit too
>Throw it down the chute and never tell anyone fucking ever
>>713432118
Poorfag here.
I've been providing special services, mostly online, to some of my friends and even a few strangers in return for money, food, and other types of gifts.
My boyfriend doesn't know and I pray he never finds out. I love him, but this is the only way I've been able to make a living since I graduated.
>>713438788
Post again!
>>713443113
>special services
Cam girl?
>>713443113
>special services
I'm interested
>>713442937
Fair enough. Wouldn't put you in that position. Any plans to spend the rest of the cash? Werent people suspicious when you suddenly started making big purchases in cash?
>>713442250
I dumped a girl that confessed to me that she used to have sex with her dad.
Does your daughter feel like she has to fill in for mom, now that it's just the two of you?
>>713440788
Thanks for going to the effort man
>>713443113
That's pretty shitty
>>713443060
I have posted on a few incest threads and secret threads about my relationship with my daughter. Lot of nonbelievers, I understand, I am posting on /b/ afterall. Life has been great though, no way to describe the love my daughter and I share
>>713443327
Is your daughter hot or na?
>>713443221
Your faggot ass again? Just go get cucked by her dad and stop shitting up /b with your bullshit.
>>713443327
Christ, everytime you say it, it gets more and more disgusting. End that shit so she could have half a chance at a normal life. I get that you're trying to fill the void left by your wife but christ, you're ruining your daughter's at the same time. Dont you see that?
>>713443221
No, I told her now that she's at Uni that she can date who she pleases. She insists and wants to remain romantic on the weekends when she visits.
>>713442916
most interesting place was at the tower of terror
My wife has three younger sisters, 17 19 and 20. for at least 5 years I've been cumming in their panties, on their thoothbrushes, even in food and drinks. The best thing I've done is cum in a drink that the youngest and oldest were sharing about 2 years ago. they had left it in the house and all went outside for like 10 minutes, dropped my load in the cup and when they came back in they both drank it in front of me, their sister, and their mom.
>>713443327
Ah, okay. I could have sworn you posted an actual greentext story about how it all went down, but turns out I was just thinking of this similar story.
You should really consider writing it up and posting it though, I'd be interested in reading it.
>>713443463
Not super model hot but she is fairly attractive for an introverted geek
>>713432118
I secretly want to murder a random person. I think it would be the ultimate thrill to get away with something like that
>>713443482
She's a grown woman, she can do what she wants. She wants to remain romantic, fine by me. If she finds someone else then that's fine too. Nothing wrong with what we're doing.
>>713443609
Yeah that's not. I have posted a few green text stories about us. Usually get shit on for writing them though
>>713443170
>>713443198
Pictures, some videos, voice recordings, even some non-sexual comforts for those simply looking for more loving comforts.
>>713443299
It is.
I started doing it out of Highschool and it's how I've survived since. I've been trying to find a job for years and even tried to move away to find legitimate work, but to nothing has panned out.
Sadly, this boy came into my life recently and each time I though tried telling him, I could only get out that he could not trust me. Too ashamed.
He's a persistent one... We're going on a year, now.
A sweet boy, he deserves better.
>>713443869
what's your rate?
not really interested in your story, but always on the lookout for a good camwhore
>>713443466
No wtf.
>>713443505
Do you think she may have met someone at school that she dates, but still comes back to you for sex now and then?
That bitch that responded to me basically told me that my ex never stopped fucking her dad. I'm currently deciding whether I overreacted by dumping her, and you're providing a wealth of information.
>>713443209
Used truck was like 2K, car was 4K (got them cheap because they had salvage titles). My wife and I had been living in a slumhole trying to save money for a newer car and a house. So people just assumed we had been saving like crazy. Never told anybody we paid cash for the house, people just assume we have a mortgage.
I won't spend the rest of the money. I felt bad enough knowing it was blood money any way. If it wasn't so much, I'd donate it or something just so its not in the house.
Derp. There's just things that take alot more than a paragraph or two to understand.
Im fuck buddies with my friend's gf's 13yo sister
[flip] i can do a handstand [/flip]
>>713435158
if she's at the point that she wants to see your dick, she already won't care. I got a fuckload of fordyce and it has never made the least difference at all.
As for the furry and vore stuff.... I'm not into vore. Furry and shemales is as out there as I get. But I don't give a fuck, because sexuality is one's own business and no societal influences should have say on what I enjoy if there's no harm done. If you're into it, you're into it. Indulge, and realize it's a strength for you to enjoy. Other people might find it disgusting, but that's fine. Keep it to yourself and everything is the same except you get one more thing to enjoy.
>>713444000
Okay firstly, checked. Nice double trips.
Secondly, don't feel bad about spending the money. Be glad that money that the money is going toward some good, even if it is just helping you and your wife get on your feet. Don't spend it frivolously of course, but don't be afraid of spending it to better your life.
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GET THREAD ACTIVATED
ROLL TO BE ABSOLVED OF YOUR SINS
>>713443972
I don't really tend to offer my services to any new clients unless absolutely necessary.
Trying to keep things as clean as possible, ya know..?
But my rates are flexible and my clients generally give as they see fit.
It's been anywhere from a couple of meals or food money to get me through the month all the way to buying me a new computer.
Pretty cheap, but they treat me well and always make sure that I at least have enough to get by.
It was different for the few strangers I've encountered and I rarely perform more than one service for them. Bad experiences and what not.
When I was 15 I gave oral sex to a 9yo girl quite a few times
>>713443987
I told her before she went off to school, if she found someone that's fine. If she has someone at school, that's fine. I know that I'll only ever be a over to my daughter, nothing more. She can't take my wife's place, and that's fine. The love we have is different and I'm old enough to know when to cut my losses. But for now, I'm enjoying what we have going for as long as it lasts
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>>713444159
Haven't spent a dime of it since early 2005 when we bought our house. We both have worked our asses off at work and are making decent money. And with only utility bills plus no kids, very little of our paychecks get spent. So no real need to dig the box out. Its just knowing a handful of dudes died over it and I could of stopped it. I actually thought about suicide when I found out about them.
Dad anon here, dropping some greentext
>be me, single dad
>19 daughter is lover
>a few weeks back
>daughter visiting for the weekend
>go catch a hockey game
>go do little after party at local bar
>spend the night dancing
>come home
>thanks for the game dad, I really needed that
>just trying to make sure you don't tress out on me sweetheart
>kiss passionately
>I love you dad
>I love you to sweetheart
>take me again tonight, please
>of course
>take her to bed where I eat her sweet wet pussy
>I'm diamonds as I hear her moan and grab my head
>I move up to kiss her and slowly let my hard cock slide into her warm snatched
>slowly pound her beautiful pussy
>we go on and make love
>I shoot my load in her
>she kisses me and says I love you, stay with me?
>always beautiful
>we drift off to sleep
>>713444537
makes sense to me as a system. Existing and reliable clients can be trusted, bringing strangers in you cant.
I go with girls I know personally when I can, but few of my friends need money enough to consider it.
being careful means you can keep doing it longer. not sure how the shit with your bf will go, but hopefully he's open minded enough to handle it when the time comes.
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>>713444777
Fuck me, double trips TWICE. Were was this shit in the check 'em thread.
>>713444149
Thanks anon, that is pretty comforting
>>713444909
god of dubs has shown your way as being righteous and good
>>713444777
Holyshit double trips again.
Honestly dude, I get where you're coming from, but you are not responsible for it. You could never have known and those dude chose their lifestyles knowing that it could very well end in a bullet. You got nothing to shed a tear over when it comes to that money. But truly, make an anonymous donation to a charity if anything, so it can really do some good.
I've been banging my wifes sister behind her back. I love my wife but her sister is way fucking kinky and enjoys being demeaned. I've ass fucked her countless times while choking the hell out of her and she only wants more.
I'm going to get caught I know. And I also know the only reason her sis is down is because it turns her on to fuck around on her own husband and with her sisters husband.
>>713444704
Okay, your case has similarities to my ex's story.
My ex's mom died of cancer when she was pretty young. Her dad was in a huge bout with depression for years and turned into an alcoholic. She "filled in" as his wife until he was no longer an alcoholic.
She told me they had never done anything sexual since she was 17, but I couldn't take the shock and dumped her.
Your story makes me feel that my ex could very well have been fucking him while we were together.
>>713438291
cant torture and kill the animal at your leisure if you go game hunting
bmp
>>713436753
You sound like a 13 year old
>>713445262
I wouldn't be surprised if she was. Her situation sounds pretty fucked to begin with. My daughter was 17 when we first started to grow feelings for each other.
>>713444498
Roll
>>713432118
hebe. biscum. i may have bulimia.
just kill me already
>>713442813
Nope. I'm sorry for your friend.
>>713445533
This is me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dkls0ciI8l0
>>713439409
>implying he cares about his marriage
>>713445619
Well, I'm happy for you and your daughter. I'm pretty sure my ex ran back to daddy by now.
i want to text her i know she misses me too , misses me and loves me but if i text her what would it change ? im stuck between if its meant to be it will be but also if i want to get it go get it. But i also think if she wanted me she would text me too but what if she is thinking the same thing hoping to see me text her first her bday is coming up soon i dont want to text her and ruin her bday but its so hard to not text her when all i want to do is text her
LOL so much fail or win I'm not too sure but the way stupid people type is hilarious.
>>713442819
Thanks for sharing your story with us. These somewhat traumatic experiences inevitably shape us into who we are but as long as you forgive not only your parents but yourself and learn more about said-self from replaying these memories, you will be better off in the long run.
Stay strong op
>>713444777
Does your wife know??
I'm in a sexual relationship with my middle-school female student. What level of hell does that land me?
>>713432118
One of the girls from a clan I used to be in has the hots for my buddy, who is married. Wife is suspect and then buddy invites her down. First time actually meeting in person, 5/10 face but 7/10 body. Slender but curves in the right spot. Her personality is shire though, know it all and opinionated.
Buddy's wife has belly chub but an ass and set of tits that would make niggers commit genocide over.
Since the clan mate has been there, shes Ade it apparent she wants my buddy, and buddy is making it worse by "being hospitable" as in he waits for his wife,yself and our room mate (3 people living here) to leave and then takes chick out to restaurants and shit.
Buddy claims he doesn't want it but wife is upset and heavily suspicious.
Secretly I fantasize she leaves him and ends up coming to me for "comfort", and I get to rock her world and plow that beautiful ass.
>>713446115
Yea, who's the bitch now. Stupid nigger. I gave you perfectly good advice.
>When my stepdaughter was 10 years old, she used to drop her towel in front of me
>on purpose when no one else was around after her shower.
>I would just kind of ignore the puffy bare pussy and send her to her room
>to put on her pajamas for bed.
>After a few weeks of this, she started to climb into our bed at night to fall asleep.
>Not hugely unusual, but she was a little old for this.
>Also, she started squeezing between my wife and me
>instead of sleeping on my wife's side.
>whatever.png
>Started spooning her because I was always sleeping in that direction and spooning wife.
>I was usually at least half asleep, maybe totally asleep.
>About half the time, I also slept naked.
>After a few nights of this, I kind of woke up and realized my dick was between some legs
>Nice and warm with slight wet spot on undies.
>Yea for wife
>Uh-oh, not wife slowly rocking on my dick.
>cum.exe
>I work hard to fall back asleep cuz not a good thing, but feels nice.
>This happens off and on for weeks.
>One time, I wake up and my boner is between her legs and it's sliding against bare pussy.
>Between sweet smooth legs and sweet, bare, smooth pussy.
>Explode with force of 1000 suns.
>Happened off and on for more weeks.
>Wife eventually wants space back in the bed and gets tired of waking up to bed hog daughter.
>I'm happy it ends because couldn't tell wife
>and stepdaughter needed more appropriate
>outlet for her masturbation.
>>713445222
Post pictures.
>>713447080
I want to believe!
>>713446469
Do you post this in every thread?
>>713447607
So much of the same shit gets re-posted in these threads. You get used to it.
>>713447607
I haven't posted this in a while until maybe a few days ago.
>>713432118
once for cosplay I modded a lightsabers electronics into a spear and got it to play fart sounds whenever you waved it or jabbed it at somebody.
I called it the flatulance.
I am so fucking ashamed
>>713447080
>so glad its over
Yeah, I'm sure that's what all the pedos say, you loved her fat underage lips grinding your cock and you know you miss it.
bump
>>713432118
Dad got a new girlfriend about 2 years ago, and when I met her daughter I was captivated. I kept telling myself not to, but she's just so goddamn amazing that the emotions I can normally keep closely in check have been pushing back.
Not like the "oh she's so perfect!" kind of amazing, that lustful nonsense where you put someone on a pedestal. She's goofy, can banter, is clever, can't help but sing off key when a song comes on. She's charismatic, she's beautiful, and above all: I really like who I am when I'm around her.
I've been doing martial arts and lifting for awhile now, mostly out of a response to interpersonal turmoil and the need for an outlet. I figured, "fake it till you make it". It sort of worked, at least to a point of being able to ingrain stoicism into my personality. But around her, it's like the outer facade of strength I maintain to keep myself safe sheds away to reveal someone actually strong.
I want to call her every day and talk about how things went. I want to embrace her when she's down, applaud her when she does well, I think about her constantly.
I know if I let myself give in, I would fall head over heels for her. I want to be able to either move on from these feelings or acknowledge them, but pretty soon we're going to be actually step-siblings.
Is it fair to my Dad and her Mom? Is it fair to her? I wish I knew what to do.
I'm a 25 yr old woman who could have done something with my life, I was supposed to go to school after HS, I hadnt decided yet, but was considering becoming a physics or chemistry teacher/professor. I put it on hold to be with a guy, went on tour with his band, and then kept putting it off to stay with him. Now I work for minimum wage, have never taken a single college class, am still with the same guy, and we are both heroin addicts.
Until last year I thought I could still do something my life, now I realize I'm just a fuck up that waited too long.
All I want is to be sober at least, but I'm so depressed, I feel like I'll never quit heroin. I've been trying to quit for months but keep breaking, I'm just a loser.
>>713450303
So basically you decided to slut it out for some loser wanna be rock star and now reality is hitting you. Kek
i wanted to be a girl...like no dick,actual pussy
no sissy/trap/trans shit ,an actual girl....a cute and hot one
i used to pray to god that the next day morning when i wake uo ishould be a girl and all stuff related to me sould be of a girl(clothes,makeup)
i hoped some magical genie to appear and grant me this wish
>>713432118
I have a secret in my pants I would like to share with anyone who wants to hear where I'm coming from.
>>713450303
Leave him. It's almost impossible for a couple to quit together.
>>713436811
Nice feet
>>713432118
I have many secrets
>>713450303
My Uncle was on heroin for about a decade. He's now 3 years sober, a decent job, has a wife, new baby daughter, and a home where they all live. Heroin took his late teens and 20s, but he beat it.
I can't imagine what kind of torment you must be going through, but just know that it's not late.
>>713450698
They have surgeries for that now, plus I'm sure you can easily find a man who will treat you like one in every regard
I am Abraham, the Pope of all Nations
>>713432118
When I was young, I did terrible things... and no, I won't go into it. The price I'm still paying is this, I never have sex without my shirt on... or ever take off my shirt for anyone. I have scars from shrapnel and fire on my back, 3 bullet scars on my front (2 chest, 1 gut), and one from a gnash from my right collar bone to my left side. I'm a good guy now and people want stories behind the scars if they see them and don't get grossed out by them... and I'm ashamed of how I got them.
>>713450698
Shit, Are you me? I'm the exact same way. Tfw you'll never get to live the life of a cute girl FeelsBadMan.
>>713450859
>a literal Facebook bait post
Stfu faggot, its a secret reveal thread, not facebook
>>713450934
Refer to >>713450811
>>713450979
Thanks but no thanks. I want it to be the real deal, not just mutilating my penis and creating a makeshift vagina and slapping on some breast implants. I want real tits, real everything. If I could restart life over as a girl I'd happily do it.
>>713450303
>marry rockstar
>put insurence on rockstar
>?????
>profit
>>713451132
Then stfu
>>713450952
My scars are my secret. No one I talk to know I have them... kills my chances at getting laid by non-freaks. I don't do social media, and nobody else with a past they avoid does... nobody smart at least.
OP here. It's 9:30 am and I might start drinking.
>>713432118
Is it strange for me to think my cousins are cute? They are really distant, but the fact that they are in my bloodline still remains. One is 21 and the other is 15. The 21 y/o looks like some hmong grill i knew for many years. Things didnt happen between us, but i've always admired her. The 15 y/o reminds me of an ex I dated around that age.
I think this place has made me think differently... I've been here for so long, i became something i never thought i would be. I feel like i'm growing to becoming a creep, mates.
>>713451200
Nope. Tfw I'll never be able to have a cute petite frame like pic related.
>>713432118
I am married and in love with one of one if my coworkers.
I don't know if it's just a passing infatuation, but I get all red faced and full of butterflies when I see or talk to him.
>>713450154
I don't see any problem regarding your dad or her mom. If the two of you get along well... why not? No blood-relation between you and her, so why the fuck not? Or why not fuck?
>>713450763
I've been thinking about it, we've been together since we were sophomores in HS and love each other so much, we both made sacrifices to be together, it'd feel like it was all for nothing to end it now. But at the same time it's been so much harder to quit together, it may come to picking sobriety or our relationship.
>>713450601
Ha I wish I could say that. But it was more like this year is your turn to do what you want with your band, and next year I'll go to school, it's called being supportive and taking turns w/ each other. He was never looking to be a faggot rock star, but yeah your story is more edgy n shit.
>>713451372
Eh, it's whatever. I have a huge thing for my cousin too and we've grown up so close to each other it could be argued we're like brother and sister. There's plenty of us on here like you.
>>713432118
I just want to be accepted and understood and to feel like I belong and am some sort of happy and make a difference and other happy. and I want to please girls by taking their dicks up my ass
>>713432118
i sold my friend less weed than my guy gave me so i profit more
id do that to ppl i didnt like but this guy oves me money for weed so i feel like thats just how hes paying it back
I have never had a girlfriend last over 3 months; been cheated on twice, and have had my confidence in dating torn to the point I have an utterly pathetic long distance relationship that is falling apart due to her never talking to me anymore amd hasn't told me she loves me in months.
Fuck me, I feel so pathetic about this shit, and I'm almost 30 now. My younger brother has been with the same girl for 2 years and younger sister is married.
I'm allergic to chocolate and cats
>I'm not joking
>>713432118
>I want to please girls by taking their dicks up my ass
Um... you never had "the talk", did you?
I got my brother to suck my dick, suprisingly felt nice, im straight btw
Im going to leave my gf after she gives me final fantasy 15 for christmas
>>713451246
Angsty, self loathing white people who cut aren't a secret, you're a stereotype
>>713451824
They weren't self inflicted. They are just ugly as hell.
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>>713451466
>with one of one
>>713451558
What story? Lmao
Also, nice job going for " I gave up everything for him and now have nothing" to " we support each other". Fucking two faced attention whore.
>>713451410
You can if you get into shape, grow out your hair and start hormones. Get a surgery or two, become a girl, welcome to 2016.
>>713451901
Nah, its self inflicted
>>713451718
How does this make you feel, anon?
>>713451560
But is it alright to want to fap to pic of your cousin? I never grew up knowing them. I was only informed that i haf family outside of the eastcoast. Then all of a sudden, i see them out of the blue in my 20's. I've only know them for about half a year now.
to much time has passed. tell everyone his dick was to small to remember it
>>713452130
Go fuck yourself... also those look more like doggos
New thread
Argue more faggots
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>>713452024
Yeah but I want to be BORN as a chick. I want it all to be natural, think like a girl, everything like that. And it's basically impossible for me to achieve a petite frame like this.
>>713452151
>But is it alright to want to fap to pic of your cousin?
Morally? probably not. I think you can make an exception though because it's basically like you never knew them so that stigma of not being attracted to your relatives was never there. If it makes you feel better, I fap to my cousin all the damn time. Just accept that you're attracted to them. Again, you never grew up with them so it's not totally out of the question to see them differently then someone like your sister or something.
>>713451940
Slutting it up as a groupie, trailing around for some guy trying to be a rock star...classic.
I did give up everything, I kept putting my life on hold for him to get his shit together, but at the same time he is supportive of me in his tries to keep me mentally motivated, I dont get where the contradiction is? Or is that because I'm a dumb slut?
>>713452943
Compare first post to recent posts, you went from crying to holding your head up in pride on the same subject in two posts as soon as some one criticized you
>>713452130
Man, wtf you are right...oh well. Take THAT bitch ass! lmao
>>713453257
this. If you're gonna go the depressed angle, stick with it. Work on your writing anon.
but i dont want to undergo surgery,it kinda sounds fake and also i said cute and hot even if i undergo the surgery i wont be neither cute nor hot....thats the main reason i wanted to be a beautiful girl
anyways that was in the past now i am back to reality but i still have problems talking to girls because of my ow self confidence and ugly face
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