>People who worship animal spirits and gods.
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>People who worship animal spirits and gods.
This dick is my god
yiff in hell furfags
no wait, yiff in my butt please.
>>713402255
Gotta suck the dick before I yiff your butt
I would rather have a fluffy suit to fuck
seems like it would be more enjoyable with less of their actual body exposed
>>713402423
win / win situation
>>713402460
Also have to suck it again after I'm done with your butt
>>713402639
still sounds like a win for me
>>713402639
sounds so much better than it really is
that is assuming they are disgusting lords of obesity, which the loose suits serve to conceal. a skintight suit reveals all.
>>713402881
There's a big difference between chubby and obese
one can be cute the other is just depressing
>>713402255
>>713402423
>>713402460
>>713402639
>>713402668
>>713402726
Very... very disturbing.
>>713402687
Ouroboros
>>713402215
To be honest it will probably not happen. I'm more of a tease than anything
>>713403090
sex can be a mindfuck more than anything
>>713402668
Then if you're a good boy you'd stay on your knees and lick my paws
>>713402726
Hey if he wants to clean his tailhole off my cock who am I to deny him
Good thing I dont have sex.
skintight is best in all cases
>>713403090
You should go to sleep you probably have school tomorrow
>>713403399
>Wen ur pants are super tight and your penis cant fit in them.
i like fluffy squishy things
as well as buff hard things
as well as smooth thin things
I like things
>>713403577
>chekd
>>713403780
I don't blame you
>>713403780
anon wait no. just let it all in deep inside you
>>713403879
nah fam stop posting terrible shit
>>713403780
>tfw you know you'll never be that cute rubber pup
>>713403945
>>713403566
my penis can fit in anything
>>713403879
Fuck off
>fursuits
You're killing my erection you nigger
>>713404005
It's fantastic, almost magical infact
>>713403803
>>713403818
what evil has /b/ spawned upon this earth? we have opened lemarchand's box, and we will now suffer the consequences.
>>713403995
My penis doent fit in anything.
>>713404291
>>713404305
huge weiner disorder (HWD)
>>713404305
We should test that theory
>>713404291
you're an idiot if you think /b/ has anything to do with this spawn. Look up Oklacon or Rainfurrest, you'll see where this crazy shit comes from.
>>713404598
>crazy
I think you mean sexy
>>713404405
Im 7.5 which is not that hueg.
>>713404647
not that huge, but still big. nice dude
>>713404647
And you don't have sex?
Sad!
>>713404647
7.5 meters of cock
>>713402886
>>713402942
>>713403660
when will suiters get the message? Nobody likes your suit and absolutely noone wants to see you naked in it.
>>713404469
We already have all the data.
>>713404647
that's well above average nibi
>>713404830
https://track3.mixtape.moe/pojhkb.mp4
You say that and yet they fuck while you're all alone
oh my god I was going through my dads old CDs and found a Dixie Chicks CD
>>713405021
The dixie chicks had some decent songs
>>713404706
"Dood" right back at'chya
>>713404718
Nope, not at all.
>>713404721
kilometers
>>713404832
I dont believe you had a large enough sample size, we need to do further testing
>>713404834
I only have one set of data thus making 7.5 the mean, median, and mode.
>>713405095
aww, that's a shame, the world is being denied your wonderful wiener
>>713405239
well I still congratulate you either way
>>713405178
Additional numerals unavailable.
>>713405261
How can something be denied when it is rejected?
>>713404941
nice assumptions faggot
Most fursuiters are either below average or outright homely. that's why they want to put on a suit in the first place. because they think they can be something they're not.
>>713405478
You said that you don't have sex, not that you can't. Therefore, you have chosen to deny the world your loveliness. Which is a shame, I'm sure you'd be a wonderful partner to someone
>>713405339
Give me your numerals and we can make them available. Damn I'm smooth
>>713405532
>nice assumptions faggot
>assumes much
>
I think I'm pretty okay.
Well that's where you're wrong.
>>713405314
Absolutely lovely.
>>713405742
More like this please
>>713405239
i'm sure someone has the dick size chart somewhere
>>713405742
why do you say that
I mean its true but still
>>713405742
stand back fair lass, i will be your white knight in the face of this incorrigible evil
>>713405787
begone wretched blaggard, your kind holds no quarter here
>>713405949
oh shit, it's habbenig
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xiyuNlw9BAs
>>713406026
stabbing sound effect used in this is from dark souls 1
>>713405620
The branch splits into three realities. Those three are Don't, Can't, and Won't.
Incidentally they all apply in this scenario making it absolute.
Impressive, no?
>>713405647
I am particularly fond of the numerals "44" and "48" and "84"
>>713405669
It's not assuming when I've seen under the masks. I didn't say you were ugly. But there is a good possibility of it.
>>713405742
You're probably a neat person irl. In fact, I'm sure most of us are. This has been a pretty solid thread so far
but NOT 88?
You guys accept you're gay right?
>>713406191
You're all retards
>>713406223
What a stupid question. Sir, nothing about any of this is gay. This is good clean wholesome fun.
>>713406223
i am married to a man
>>713405876
There is no proof those penises are real if they are not observed or witnessed.
>>713406142
plz bb just let us love you
>>713406223
There is nothing gay about servicing biologically superior men. I know my place
>>713406178
im too old to be anything else
>>713406335
Nice bait and I'll take that as a yes
>>713406374
I am also married to a man.
>>713406501
>too old to be anything else
Doubt it, men tend to age like fine wine. I'm sure you look just fine
>>713406213
Heil Hitler is pretty good too.
>>713406436
Blood from stone.
moo
>>713406501
being old doesn't automatically make men unattractive like it tends to do to women. I'd say many men retain their looks well into their 40s-50s
>>713406529
Sir, please get your mind out of the gutter. If you think that the natural goings on of superior males showing dominance over weaker males is somehow ''''''''''''''''gay'''''''''''''''''''''
well then I don't know what to tell you. But it certainly says more about you than about us. Good day.
>>713405239
I'm so much smaller than literally everybody else. I envy you guys.
>>713406802
shut up faggot
>>713406776
>>713406619
I completely agree however I maintain that I'm only a fraction of what I once was.
>>713406415
there is no proof they are real if even if they are observed.
>>713406590
a recent occurrence? sodomy is still illegal in alabama; i can only presume that same sex marriage was illegal until it was federally overturned.
>>713406712
HAIL TRUMP, HAIL OUR PEOPLE
>>713406712
It's like reaching for forbidden fruit. Why do you torture me so?
>>713406957
Sir I am utterly appalled, what an uncouth and un Christian way to speak to someone. I can't even. Flabbergasted is the only word I have to describe how I feel
>>7134026870
Wtf is this shit supposed to mean?
I got laid off today.
>>713406982
The senses of the individual shape reality.
>>713406984
You asked for this yourself.
>>713407295
i got sent home because my eye was fucked
>>713406982
Roy Moore has made a national embarrassment of my state over this. There is no more room to fight. The federal business was the final word on the matter, and I had our license literally that day. I'm the first gay couple to be married in my county.
My wedding day was and still is the happiest day of my life.
>>713407195
You're much more useful when you're sucking a dick like the sissyboy you are and not speaking.
>>713406802
It's just natural selection. The beta males recognize their inferiority to the dominant males and submit to them instead of trying to pass on their own genes
>>713407295
That's what you get for being an unbearable piece of shit
>>713406802
It's only gay if you're the one TAKING the dick.
>>713406802
>>713407482
Nothing gay about it
>>713407482
>>713407523
virgins are so annoying
>>713407402
subjective reality. to you, there is only your view. but there are many other views out there.
>>713407460
that's pretty cool actually. i'd probably rank in the first 500 in ky. saw a cute interracial couple at the mall a few days ago, tall and a short dude. they had bags of clothing but i didn't see from where.
>>713407460
I-I guess you're right
>>713407632
I've actually only had sex with chicks. I still admit my inferiority to superior males and would choose to service them
>>713407402
plz, I just want to touch
>>713407641
We haven't been shopping for clothes... probably since the wedding actually. We're an odd couple even for homosexuals.
>>713407792
I just don't find insecurity hot especially to that degree
>>713407819
mine just bought me a bunch of cute underwear. boyshorts, essentially, with cute designs. one of them has cacti on it.
>>713407632
Relax dude. I was kidding.
>>713407632
>>713408069
that does sound cute
>>713407953
What about my crippling level of insecurity? Isn't insecurity at that level an attractive quality?
>>713407632
>he doesn't understand roleplay
holy fuck
>>713407953
I'm not really that serious about it, I'm small though and the idea of submitting to bigger dudes is hot
>>713408153
No, actually. It's just pathetic
>>713408287
nice feet
>>713408287
nice paws
>>713408287
nice feet
>>713408147
im going to get him a harness. probably not for christmas, i'll get him something less overt and more romantic for christmas.
>>713407641
Eat or be eaten.
>>713408197
Plenty of guys find that hot.
why is this a meme?
>>713408485
it matters not. all things die.
>>713408133
not you
you're the most hardcore pessimist virgin I've ever met
>>713408153
no no it is not
>>713408192
>>713408076
okay okay calm down I'm sorry but this isn't the place for roleplay. I like it too but not on 4chan.
>>713408197
well... that's natural. it's just not very attractive to me when a sub's so focused on pleasing me, I can't return the favor. sex is a two way street.
>>713408454
sling
shit's fucking awesome put that out in the barn
god damn its good
good sex is romantic enough for christmas presents, right?
>>713408499
You'd have to read Richard Dawkin's book on memetics to understand
>>713408324
Sure, but pathetic like the Underground Man from Dostoevsky's Notes from the Underground.
>>713407816
Thanks but no thanks. Im not really interested in other people anymore.
>>713408580
we live in an apartment. there is no barn.
it's not that he wouldn't appreciate it, it's that it's halfway a gift to myself and i'd rather get him something totally about him.
>>713408598
richard dawkins is so overbearing, though. i only got a few pages into the blind watchmaker before i lost interest.
>>713408580
Right, and furry threads are for avatars.
I swear man, you guys have entire trees lodged up your assholes sometimes.
>>713408783
lol I understand
I think I'm going to be buying a grill this christmas
>>713408580
>roleplay is verboten
>on a g/fur thread
>verboten on 4chan of all places
>by an avatarfag no less
the layers of irony, holy kek
>>713408895
>entire trees lodged up your assholes
fuck thats hot
>>713408935
oh dear we've let the anons think they're important again
>>713402070
Who does that?
>>713408499
They are everything we pass down, and we all have some to share.
Most die, much like the organisms unable to adapt to their environment.
>>713408539
Perfectly fine often desired.
>>713409016
We had 3 previous and active threads before you showed up. It's cute that you think you run the threads and you can occasionally be enjoyable to talk to.
But make no mistake, you don't keep these places alive and you certainly do not get to dictate the flow of the threads.
So, relax and let us have our fun
>>713409016
Hey! You are capable of understanding humor! I knew I'd getcha!
>>713408580
Interesting and it's certainly news to me. I was under the impression that people who, every moment spent with in the company of another person is a literal nightmare, were the best kind of people to be around and spend time with.
>>713409237
>>713408900
good idea. for him or yourself or both of you?
i should get him kitchenware; he loves to cook. i will have to ask him what he needs or wants the most, even though that would make my plans immediately obvious.
>>713409016
the same person berated me straightacedly yesterday for saying something asinine and self-aggrandizing
>>713409212
maybe consciousness only survives as long as one passes on their genetics. maybe having no children is the only true death that can be.
>>713408580
So hardcore, so edgy.
Silly edgelord.
So annoying.
>>713409425
I think he's just socially inept and doesn't understand obvious dirty talk.
>>713409421
How are you doing
>>713409340
all we do here is shitpost nothing said here is serious man
>>713409609
i'm all right. attempted to register for classes, but i am apparently not in my chosen college's database even though i received a letter of acceptance. and you?
>>713409749
I'm always serious
>>713409421
well I'm certainly going to enjoy his using it so
I have a very bad reputation in the kitchen...
>>713409870
damn
>>713409072
I am particularly fond of animal idolatry, mysticism, and symbolism.
>>713409421
Dont worry, your memes will still be around.
>>713409597
He must be a virgin then, huh?
Avatarfags triggered by actual gfur in gfur threads instead of political bullshit
>>713409932
No
>>713409959
this
>>713409870
I don't know you. Hello newfriend.
>>713409959
literally can't make this shit up
>>713409959
ALL
THE
TIME
>>713410049
I'm an oldfriend, just under a different name
>>713409932
>Dont worry, your memes will still be around
I can't remember if I posted this at you or not.
>>713409859
Selling, cleaning, and dealing with sick family members.
>>713409912
bereft of clothing spare for an apron, i take it.
>>713409932
i don't think so.
>>713410049
neferpitow
>>713410175
Oh! Welcome back then
>>713410263
I'm missing something.
>>713410275
hey, i am sick. thus, i am one of your family members.
Let's roleplay. It's fun
>walk into your room
>see this naughty boy
>how do you punish him?
begin
>>713410022
>>713410161
>>713410175
Something something MAGA something something something niggers, alright I've quelled the avatarfags for a short time
>>713410313
nudism is pretty hot but mastication and sex are not, imo
>>713410496
>american politics
ew gross
>>713410483
Wake up because it can't be real
>>713403513
What was even happening?
>shit nigga, these fools rollin up on me like they finna catch hands
>boom nigga, ain't no bitch assed mofos messin with me
>yeah nigga, now I'm gon rape all you stupid muthafuckas
>>713410499
what are you saying
>>713410496
Oh god, I wonder if there's gonna be another long winded debate on which races are considered 'people'
>>713410779
food and sex do not mix
>>713410483
Shoot his dick off with a glock 17
>>713410650
You're are in a gfur thread after all, its all these fuckers do
>>713410843
That's hot. But he's caged and needy
>>713410483
cut off its thumbs because its a freak of nature
>>713410483
I kill myself.
>>713410354
I don't think you got what they got.
>>713410859
you seem upset
>>713410916
Normally I would say no don't. But well. I'm sure you understand
>>713410821
you've never wanted to beat off to food + foot fetishism? or fuck a boy with corn beef all over his corns?
>>713410932
what do WE have?
>>713410896
Lighter fluid and matches I just catered all his needs with those two items
>>713410965
Mildly annoyed is the strongest adjective I'd use
>>713411012
um
>ywn be held down and forcefully made to service a superior male
>being dragged along by a collar like a dog around the house
>forced to wear a chastity cage every day, even at work
>>713411121
Seems a bit silly. Whatever for?
>>713411151
What's wrong with a chocolate milk enema
>>713411012
bad stuff.
>>713411012
i could use more of this
>>713411151
>>713411280
>>713411229
it's pretty fun
>>713411357
brainal diseases?
>>713410987
I can't wait until I ruin the furniture and carpet when I finally get this miserable existence over with. My note will read, "It's everybody's fault and you should all feel bad. My only consolation in this moment is knowing I will never have to see you fucking god awful people ever again."
>>713411393
i will not be providing it.
>>713411229
Sounds like a dream
>>713411448
new thread
can we not?
>>713411012
Who doesn't like to use a summer sausage slathered in cream cheese as a dildo?
>>713411246
It is silly when you think about it. Tripfags are the literal joke of 4chan and yet they think they have importance. I can't help but giggle every time the shitskin paki makes some stupid comment about actually being valuable
>>713411509
I cannot imagine any of them think they're important
>>713411634
Scroll up a bit
>>713411708
I am not that invested
>>713411820
Then you should head off, and never return here with a tripcode ever again. It would be better for this website, this board and these threads
>>713412056
nyet
>>713410247
What exactly am I supposed to get from this?
>>713412245
Like my heart, your memes will go on
>>713412207
fair enough, but I will be viciously mean to you the next time I encounter you in a thread. It's procedure, you must understand
>>713412410
I already know the topic.
I asked what am I supposed to get from this, the message specifically from you.
>>713412455
Just be creative with your insults instead of the plain boring shit, otherwise you're just wasting time
>>713412782
I hope you have a kid someday so I can give him candy. Then take the candy away, slap him with the candy, then slap you with the candy. Then pick up a stray dog and throw it at you.
Before pushing you into oncoming traffic with a bucket of snails over your face. After which I will proceed to send your child to an American public school on the east coast with no less than 10 different anime related clubs
