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Civ thread, pt.2

First vote option to three progresses the story

TLDR for those new:
>Band of orcs wash up after a shipwreck. They explore the island, set up camp and befriend the neighboring human settlement (Caveville). The orcs discover an old shrine to ancient Gods and, after refuting a sacrifice, their camp gets destroyed by a storm. Skip forward a number of months and the orcs are now well established in a mountain camp, high above the jungle and safe from relative harm. A number of humans live with the orcs.

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>"I challenge your right as chieftain."

>"You...challenge me?" answers Kek, with a young warrior orc stood in front of him.

>"Yes. We should have kept to ourselves, as per tradition - making 'friends' with these weak-blooded humans did nothing for us save killing half our group. My father was one of those who died that night. I challenge your right as chieftain."

>Knowing the orcish code of honour, Kek accepts the challenge from the challenger. Their duel is to be had at noon, the following day.

[Nightfall]

>One of Kek's lieutenants offers to sabotage the duel. Having been a friend of Kek for so long, he believes he should remain leader and that discontent should be silenced.

>"I..." Kek ponders,

A) Accept the offer - sabotage the challenger's equipment
B) Refuse the offer, engage in honorabru combat

Population: 45
Government: Leader (Kek)
Religion: Shamanism
Status: Healthy
Technologies: Blacksmithing, tailoring, cooking
Settlements: Camp MAGA, Caveville (allies)
Locations: Mine, Shrine to the Old Gods

>Need name ideas for the challenger also
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cavebro is keeping out of this one, he's just writing.
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>>713387036
The challengers name is nigger
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B) Orcs must fight bravely and brutally! sabotage is for the hummie's
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>>713387036
B). As much as I would die for Kek, tradition mandates the challenger's right to duel him.
His name is Aykab.
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B) Honorable combat is the only way
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Fuck that.
Go to war with the humans.
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>>713387036
I really don't get what's going on but somebody kept mispelling tavern in the last thread
>cavern
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any idea how populated the humans are?
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>>713387931
a paltry 45 orcs can't ar successfully against the humans.
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>>713387356

You still screencapping mein nigga?

>>713387390
>>713387394
>>713387476

>Kek refuses the sabotage offer.

[Noon, the next day]

>The challenger approaches Kek, clad in his iron armor. Kek, wearing his ceremonial chieftain armor, stands facing him, surrounded by the majority of the settlement.

>"Let's not waste any time" says Aykab, the challenger. He lunges for Kek, who parries his strike and sidesteps. Despite being relatively older than his challenger, Kek is still agile and, initially, his strength proves to be too much. Kek lands blow after blow on the challenger, who endures. Kek relents, offering him a chance to surrender.

>Aykab, on the floor, propels himself forward and hooks a foot around Kek's leg. Mustering all his strength, he pulls, causing Kek to fall to the ground. Aykab pounces on the chieftain and raises his mace; taken by surprise, Kek is helpless, his challenger holding his weapon high against the mid-day sky.

>Aykab...

A) Kills Kek
B) Exiles Kek
C) Old Gods intervene

Population: 45
Government: Leader (Kek)
Religion: Shamanism
Status: Healthy
Technologies: Blacksmithing, tailoring, cooking
Settlements: Camp MAGA, Caveville (allies)
Locations: Mine, Shrine to the Old Gods
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>>713387036
Fix the fight. The ones who have played CK2 knows that power must be maintained through any means.
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>>713388033
38 I believe.
Although the orc population has gone up and down drastically I have no clue how quickly these "humans" can reproduce
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>>713388230
A
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>>713387950
cavebro isn't sure what you mean
a cavern is not a tavern my friend
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>>713388230
Aykab is a brutal person, who only wishes to have the power for himself.
To ensure no return, Aykab murders Kek.
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>>713388230
C. The old gods need a champion, they require blood! and kek will give it to them!
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Old gods intervene.
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Exile kek, loyal followers go with him and rival settlements are created
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>>713388230
can i have cavebro pray for the god of kekionistranism to intervene or something? I like kek :(
also of course i am screencapping, cavebro never fails
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C- The Old Gods smite Akyab and Kek becomes a follower of the Old Gods
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>>713388230
CCC
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C
Gods help and we convert religion
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>>713387036
>dovakhin downloads mod.exe
>installs
>spawns jet
>rekts everything

Such is life In skyrim
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>>713388230
Still capping everything you post.
I ain't a busta.
Also fuck that guy. Old gods kick his ass.
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>>713388505
>>713388568
>>713388569
>>713388582
Get smited Akyab!
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>>713388352
it is if you start brewing something alcoholic and selling it.

the Cavern Tavern.

it'll be legendary.
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>>713388248

The humans have a population of around 80. The orcs made a more conscious effort to reproduce in the aftermath of the disaster, whilst the human population only increased gradually.

>>713388505
>>713388516
>>713388568
>>713388569
>>713388582

>As Aykab bring his swing downwards, a white bolt flies out of the sky and knocks the weapon from his hand. Aykab is knocked back by the force of the blast, his gauntlets melted and his hand burnt.

>"Foolish orc," says a booming voice, coming from somewhere higher in the mountain, "You seek to claim our land without our consent? Where are your manners? Kek has paid the blood price, you are not worthy."

>The orc camp looks around, confused, scared, unsure of what to do. Then, further bolts fly out of the sky, crashing into Aykab and shattering the ground beneath him. The challenger's body is reduced to a blackened husk.

>In the aftermath of the duel, Kek convenes a moot at the peak of the mountain with a number of his highest-ranking officers, along with the priestesses.

>Shocked by the course of events, they decide to...

A) Convert to the Old Religion (weekly sacrifices, grants the Old Gods' favor)
B) Travel to the shrine and destroy it

Population: 44
Government: Leader (Kek)
Religion: Shamanism (Old Gods if A)
Status: Healthy
Technologies: Blacksmithing, tailoring, cooking
Settlements: Camp MAGA, Caveville (allies)
Locations: Mine, Shrine to the Old Gods
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let the gods intervene! smite that son of a bitch who challenged Kek!
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cavebro here
maybe i should do like RimWorld playthroughs or something with people from on here
then again idk how far a group of degenerates would get.
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>>713389316
B! We have our ways, and they are the greatest! Would we sacrifice our whole history for the will of some putrid god? We are orcishkind! Born from the mountains, and the blood of daemons! Charge the shrine! Attaaaack!
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>>713389316
unless they will take animal/random wealth sacrifices, B, fuck that shrine.
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>>713389316
A
Blood for the Blood God!
Blood for the Blood God!
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>>713389551

Animal sacrifices are fine, I should have specified this
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>>713389316
A) PRAISE THE OLD GODS AND THE MADNESS THAT COMES!
You know what time it is ya gits! We will come down the mountains in a tide of green! We will take their women and sacrifice the men!
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A
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>>713389316

A/ THE OLD ONES HAVE SPOKEN.
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convert back to the old religion if animal sacrifices are acceptable
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>>713389599
then change mine to A, we can hunt
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b
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We should get all ninja like and just kidnap a random human every once in a while for a blood sacrifice.
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>>713389671
>>713389668
>>713389618
>>713389581
>>713389777
Cowards! All cowards! You have no respect for the ways of the orc. How could you yield to another? Disgraceful.
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>>713389581
>>713389618
>>713389668
>>713389671
>>713389777
The masses have spoken!
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>>713389855
That s fucking brilliant
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A, but only if animal sacrifices are okay. If not, B
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I hope someone will make an imgur out of this, and hopefully post tomorrow. Anyway I'm off, fantastic job OP, well done.
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>>713389581
>>713389618
>>713389668
>>713389671

>The tribe decides to convert to the Old Gods' religion, offering a weekly sacrifice from their livestock.

[The humans leave the orc camp as a result of the decision. Caveville cuts ties.]

>After converting to the Old Ways, Kek's tribe prospers. Crop growth seemingly doubles and few are afflicted with illness. The following weeks are bountiful; numbers increase and the orcs expand their further into the mountain.

[Nightfall]

>A ship crashes on the shore. From the view atop the mountain, orc scouts estimate that it is a merchant vessel, with no more than 3-4 people on board. They seem to have made it to the relative safety of shore.

A) Kill the travelers, take their inventory
B) Enslave the travelers, take their inventory
C) Leave the travelers in peace

Population: 64
Government: Leader (Kek)
Religion: Old Ways
Status: Healthy
Technologies: Blacksmithing, tailoring, cooking, divine favor
Settlements: Camp MAGA, Caveville (neutral)
Locations: Mine, Shrine to the Old Gods
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>>713389897
Hey man. It ain't like we weren't gonna kill the humans already. Now we're just sacrificing a few of em to the blood god in exchange for more power.
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>>713390441
B) SLAVES AND BREEDING STOCK FOR THE LADS!
By the way how do we reproduce, is it spores like 40K?
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>>713390441
>>713390499
The naysayer is reassured by the boons of the Old Gods. However, he remains wary, causing some concern amongst others.

B) Enslave those motherfuckers. They are a boon from the blood gods. I hope they have guns!
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>>713390441
B - save them for the sacrifices
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>>713390441
Sacrifice the travelers to the blood god!
Oh and steal all their shit.
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A- Cant risk enslaving them and having them harm our fellow orcs
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>>713390682
Theres 3 or 4 people, they cant do much
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>>713390441
sacrifice the niggers to the gods
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>>713390625
>>713390661
>>713390862
Incoming sacrificial slaughter!
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Before I leave lads, remember that the blacksmith warned us about the old gods. I don't think he was that scared just because of the sacrifices. Take heed.
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>>713390599
>>713390611
>>713390625

>A raiding party is sent down to the shore. The merchants, terrified, are quickly subdued and brought up to the mountain camp, where they are shackled along with the livestock. The merchants' goods are deposited in the store room - there are some very expensive fabrics in here.

>"Y-you..." mutters one of the enslaved merchants, "These goods were meant for Caveville...when they learn of this, t-they'll..."

>"What?" asks an orc, "Attack us? We bear them no ill will and, even if they did, we would run them down."

[Nightfall]

>Through some mysterious means, one of the merchants escapes. A scout spots him running towards Caveville from just outside the confines of the camp;

A) Kill the escaping merchant
B) Let him live (word of attack reaches Caveville)

Population: 71
Government: Leader (Kek)
Religion: Old Ways
Status: Healthy
Technologies: Blacksmithing, tailoring, cooking, divine favor
Settlements: Camp MAGA, Caveville (neutral)
Locations: Mine, Shrine to the Old Gods
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Kill him.
Sacrifice his blood to the blood god!
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>>713391165
A
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I say we leave the new people in peace.
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>>713391165
B

Let him live, let the humans come if they dare!
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>>713388230
>C) Old Gods intervene
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>>713391165
A
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>>713391165
cavebro is not stupid
murder that filthy coward!
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>>713391165
A)KILL HIM NONE DEFY THE OLD GODS!
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KILL HIM BEFORE THEY FIND OUT
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KILL
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>>713391371

The old gods are working to make us go to war. It's kinda obvious.
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>>713389316
>A) Convert to the Old Religion
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>>713391165
We're forgetting an important detail here.
Caveville is connected to MORE people out in the seas. We should be careful about them--I don't want to end up barraged with cannonballs from merchant ships, do you?
I vote we injure him or capture him, but not kill him.
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>>713391296
>>713391314
>>713391388
>>713391439
>>713391463
>>713391486
Jesus
I suppose he has to die now.
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>>713391619
if we let him live, he tells caveville
if we kill him noone has to know.
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>>713390441
>B) Enslave the travelers, take their inventory
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>>713391619
You forget that we are camped on a highly fortified montain top.
Ain't no cannonballs hitting us up here.
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>>713391165
>A) Kill the escaping merchant
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>>713391810
Still, though. Consider their connections.
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>>713391296
>>713391314
>>713391388
>>713391439

>The orc scout skewers the merchant with an arrow. The merchant is instantly killed. His body is retrieved by the scout, to be sacrificed at the Old Way altar beneath the mountain.

>A hooded traveler arrives at the orc's camp. One of the orc guards swings at her; she is an apparition, and his strike goes right through her. She continues walking towards Kek's longhouse, silent. One of the priestesses recognizes a sigil around her neck; she is an avatar of the Old Gods.

>She offers to empower Kek, at a price.

A) Learn the Old Magicks [great power - must upgrade sacrifices to human blood]
B) Refuse the avatar's offer [no consequence; will not make this offer again]

Population: 76
Government: Leader (Kek)
Religion: Old Ways
Status: Healthy
Technologies: Blacksmithing, tailoring, cooking, divine favor
Settlements: Camp MAGA, Caveville (neutral)
Locations: Mine, Shrine to the Old Gods
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>>713391974
fuck them
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>>713392021
AAAA
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>>713392021
>A) Learn the Old Magicks
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>>713392021
B
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>>713392021
A. And he teaches everyone else.
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>>713392021
Refuse
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>>713392021
Gain the power and let's go get us some humans
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If the power could help us win wars when the humans rebel, then I say we accept. otherwise, hell no
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>>713392021
A
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>>713392021
A) Though magic is not of the orkish way, strength is, and if this will increase kek's power, so be it!
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>>713392021
cavebro here
i can feel my eyes getting heavier, A.
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>>713392352
It'll be dark power. Like an orc warlock. Kek will be mighty indeed.
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UNLIMITED POWER
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>>713392021
I assumed human blood to begin with. The old magics?
Count me in!
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>>713392143
>>713392165
>>713392204
>>713392320
>>713392352
>>713392422
>>713392492
Magicks make orc strong!
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>>713392021

WHAT IS SHED WILL GROW IN THE SOIL. NOTHING IS LOST FOR THE ONE WHO CANNOT SEE.
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Kek must consume human blood, puny milk drinking human blood
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THE GREAT GREEN FLOOOWWWSSSS THROUGH KEK
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BROTHERS!
You are all forgetting the ways of our people. Yes, the puny humans should be crushed, yes, we must grow in strength and numbers, but not by sacrificing our own kind, not by dark magic and filthy tricks. We win our wars by force, not sorcery! Remember the reaction of the human blacksmith too, he was afraid of the Old Gods, they are not to be trusted like this.
Be careful brothers, be careful.

Anyway, I'm off, keep up the great work op
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>>713392143
>>713392165
>>713392204

>Kek accepts the offer. He establishes a small group of elite rogues, who are to kidnap one human per week, to be sacrificed. They are to remain undetected; to the inhabitants of Caveville, people will simply vanish.

>The avatar teaches Kek a number of Old Magicks. With these, the Orcs' combat prowess will be unrivaled, so long as they continue to sacrifice humans at the altar.

>Time passes and Kek's tribe grow stronger by the day. One day, a scouting party returns, with word of a large human settlement on an island to the east. Their numbers are difficult to estimate, but it will be in the high hundreds. Due to the expanding nature of the stronghold, it would be wise to move; the orcs can plot a raid on the eastern island, claiming it as their own, or move further north and establish a new settlement on the same island.

A) Plot an all-out assault on the eastern island
B) Move north

Population: 81
Government: Leader (Kek)
Religion: Old Ways
Status: Healthy
Technologies: Blacksmithing, tailoring, cooking, divine favor, Old Magicks
Settlements: Camp MAGA, Caveville (neutral)
Locations: Mine, Shrine to the Old Gods
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>>713392972
B
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>>713392972
>A) Plot an all-out assault
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>>713392972
B
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>>713392972
Are there any resources on the island that we can't get here? It seems like attacking a larger settlement is unwise until our numbers are bigger. I vote moving north
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>>713392972
cavebro demands the assault!
NOW THAT WE HAVE THE POWER, KEK IS UNSTOPPABLE!
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>>713392972
B)We must move north, find some of our greenskined brothers in the wilderness, too many humans in that stronghold
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>>713392972
B
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B
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>>713392972
81 vs 800?

B
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CHARGE ON THE SETTLEMENT! TAKE WHAT IS RIGHTFULLY OURS
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>A) Plot an all-out assault on the eastern island
>B) Move north

so are we going to forget about caveville?
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>>713393490
actually yeah it does seem way way smarter to attack caveville.
cavebro is too tired to worry about his past creations.
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>>713393490
CaveVille can wait for now. I think we should belay war and expand, don't you? Build a garrison, maybe.
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>>713393490
We still need caveville to satisfy our sacrifices
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move north.
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>>713390441
as long as their niggers, might as well B or A
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>>713393627
What if they discover our kidnapping scheme? We need to protect ourselves too.
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>>713393758
If we capture them and enslave them, we can slowly sacrifice them.
Or we can kidnap people from the other settlement.
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A
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>>713393933
What are they gonna do, fight back?
We're fucking jacked as hell with super magic and have the backing of an ancient god.
If they rebel, it would be advantageous for us.
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>>713392972
ALL OUT MY NIGGER, A
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>>713393973
>Slave breeding for sacrifices

We need to do this. Caveville must fall
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>>713393143
>>713393258
>>713393260
>>713393275
>>713393276
>>713393279
>>713393343

>Kek decides against the raid. It's too risky, with numbers being as they are - despite the Old Magicks, and the favor of the Old Gods, a tenfold numbers advantage would be insurmountable. Additionally, the islanders might have magicks of their own; it would be wise to grow in strength first.

>The orc settlement, after much planning and discussion, move to a large open plain on a peninsula at the north end of the island. Surrounded by the sea (and a 50ft drop), it is the ideal location, secure from outside threats.

[New camp established in the north]

>Time passes and the settlement grows. The orcs further their knowledge of the island around them, discovering advanced weaponry and armor through new smithing techniques.

>One day, Cavebro appears at the gates of Camp MAGA.

>"I wish to speak with Kek," says the ragged man. "Kill me if you will, but it will bear you no fortune. Let me speak with your chieftain."

>Cavebro is restrained and taken to Kek's longhouse.

>"We know you've been taking people from our village. The seer forsaw it and, whilst we begrudgingly accepted this at first, our numbers dwindle and we can no longer tolerate the slaughter of our people. We offer your peace terms; leave our people be, and we will, in turn, leave you in peace. You may think us simple humans; I assure you, we are much more than our numbers would suggest."

A) Accept the terms [displease Old Gods]
B) Refute the terms [declare war on Caveville]
C) Old Gods intervene [Caveville is brought to its knees by a plague]


Population: 112
Government: Leader (Kek)
Religion: Old Ways
Status: Healthy
Technologies: Blacksmithing, tailoring, cooking, divine favor, Old Magicks
Settlements: Camp MAGA, Caveville (neutral)
Locations: Mine, Shrine to the Old Gods, eastern island
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>>713394334
cavebro here
fuck you op
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give 'em the plague.
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>>713394334
B
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>>713394334
B. It's time to repay the old God's generosity with blood
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C - weaken them and then pillage them while they are weak
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>>713394334
SLAUGHTER THEM, A
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>>713394334
Not C! Who knows what havoc that plague could wreak upon us?
B.
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>>713394717
Slaughter them is not A.
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>>713394334
B

Its time. Population is up.
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>>713394334

B/ THE OLD GODS HAVE MAWS THAT NEED FILLING.
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>>713394334
B) We will not crawl and grovel for forgiveness to a mere human! And we do not need the intervention of the gods for something so simple! DECLARE WAR! Outfit the lads in our best plate, enchanted with our new magics and sack the settlement and take everyone in it as chattel
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Imagining there is no way for us orcs to contract a measly human plague, I'd say give them the plague and continue taking their people
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b it is time for carnage boys, it has been far too long.
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cavebro here
if I do eventually stop responding i've left my computer on and this window open whilst it automatically updates with the new replies so hopefully i can screencap it all in the morning if i pass out or whatever
also fuck you
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I will be capping for another half hour or so till I gotta go to work.
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>>713394671
>>713394673
>>713394741

>"We will not attack you, but we will continue to take hostages. Should you attack us, we will raze your village to the ground. Keep your distance, outsider."

>Kek declines the terms and sends Cavebro away, peacefully.

[War - instigated]
[Nightfall]

>A scouting party of humans discovers an old sea-bound tunnel, leading directly into the orcs' stronghold. They return to Caveville, relaying this news to their chieftains. The orcs are unaware of this passage themselves.

>"Sire," says Agronak, "We should mount an initial assault. They are no match for us, even three to one - we could reduce their village to rubble overnight, should you choose."

A) Throw the first stone [attack Caveville]
B) Maintain your stance [keep distance, wait for provocation]

Population: 113
Government: Leader (Kek)
Religion: Old Ways
Status: Healthy
Technologies: Blacksmithing, tailoring, cooking, divine favor, Old Magicks
Settlements: Camp MAGA, Caveville (hostile)
Locations: Mine, Shrine to the Old Gods, eastern island

(OP is going out for half an hour, possible a little longer - keep the thread bumped and I'll be back shortly. Don't bump the thread so fast that it reaches the post limit, but don't let it die. When I get back I can OP for a few hours without break. Brb bros.)
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>>713395197
come on lad! they're only puny hummies!
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>>713395441
A) THE OLD GODS DEMAND BLOOD!
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>>713395441
A. BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
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CHARGE ONWARS TO GLORY
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>>713395441
Attack the humans and take their village as your own!
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Assault them!!!
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PILLAGE PILLAGE PILLAGE
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>>713395441
cavebro will leave his computer on overnight then, guess I'm sleeping on the couch so I can actually fall asleep lul.
sorry if anyone's disappointed, I thought I would have more energy than I apparently do.
cavebro out
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>>713395441
A!!! AAAAHHHH!
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>>713395441
OP is leaving for half an hour.
Somebody else should continue screencaping.
I have everything from the first thread and up to here.
Too bad I wanted all of it.
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please OP.... be my friend I would love to write a book or start new civ threads with you
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>>713395994
DO NOT let this thread DIE !!
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>>713396060
Apologies but I must go to work and OP has left for longer than I have left.
Continue for us!
We shall return!
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>>713395994
I'll keep my computer on so I should have access to all of OP's posts in this thread by tomorrow morning, although if he makes a new one that might be a problem.
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>>713396216
you go cavebro.. op left for half n hours. . thats how long we need to keep it on ..

someone will screencap the rest
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AAAA
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bump
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>>713396320
Kill those filthy humans for us will yah?
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>>713396504
cavebro you are one of the humans arent you
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bump2
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bump3
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come one people help me out..
where the fuck is everyone
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bump4
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>>713396597
>>713396320
ahem im cavebro, not
>>713396504
>>713396216
he actually needs to go and be productive! I'm just tired and don't want to deprive myself of sleep.
also i'm not a human the human is just named after me
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>>713396907
You only need to bump every 3-4 minutes or so to keep the thread alive.
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>>713397086
Yah sorry to disappoint. I'm not cavebro. Cavebro is infinitely cooler than I am. I'm just a dude that wants this epic bread to be documented for everyone later
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>>713397086
sleep now anon what the fuck u still doing here

>>713397102
im still used to old fast dying 4chan - thanks tho
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im actually damn confused about who is cavebro and who is not lol
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bummp
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is there anyone else other than me here ?

im beginning to worry that there wont be enough ppl to vote when op comes back
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bummpp
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>>713397942
This prick is still here.
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OP here, posting from phone. Doing gods work keeping it bumped. Will be back shortly.
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>>713398159
who ?
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>>713398269
I introduced Aykab.
Not that that's a particularly significant event. He died.
But I'm someone and that's all you asked for.
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>>713398249
Hell yeah ..

Today OP is definitely NOT a faggot
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This is rather satisfying playing as a group of murderous beasts bent on war and sacrifice to dark and unknown gods
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>>713398335
Thank you Aykab you dead prick

Now lets wait for OP
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buumpp
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While we're all resting, I wanted to make a flag for our little civilization.
I have one here that I made for something else, but could still fit. Let me know what you think and if it should fly as the war banner of our orcish people.
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bbuuummpp
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>>713398702
fits perfectly ..
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> You order your whole force to leave your camp, and arrive at Caveville to a surprising sight.

> The village is empty, the houses burned, the crops destroyed. Nothing usable. Confused and angry, you make the long walk back to camp.

> You find the gate locked and in Caveville flag flying above the gate, they used the secret tunnel to take your camp. You now have no supplies, no siege equipment and know that the caveville defenders can outlast any effort made to starve them out.... with your food!

> Cavebro appears atop the gate "I have but one request of you green devils, in order to pass you must give the people of caveville about tree fiddy". then you realise Cavebbro is a 250 ft dinosaur from the paleolithic era
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>>713398931
fuck off faggot ..
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>>713398931
not even funny kys
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>>713398931
fuck off m8
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bumpp ppp
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>>713398931
you sound like a 15 year old faggot
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bump

OP please move your ass
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just bumperonin'
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.
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>>713399920
funny how we both posted something related to pokemon
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damn this topic jumps straight to page 5 from 1st in seconds

funny i just had a captcha with sign saying "bump" in it
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>>713399973
Hivemind
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BBBBUUuump ..
where is op for fucks sake
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if op doesnt come back in 5 minutes im going to sleep (2am here)
OC bump with my ex
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bump
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oc bump with ex
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fuck you op you said you were gonna be away for 30min not fucking hour
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oc bump with ex again ...
fuck this shit OP is never coming back.. last bump before i go to sleep
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I THOUGHT OP SAID HALF AN HOUR REEEEEEEEEE
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>>713401558
fuck .. not only fur crap but also trap .. furtrap ?

can I ask you if you really jerking off to this anon ?
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>>713401723
well hes trying to keep the thread up...
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>>713401885
and im just being curious .. ive been keeping it up for the last.. dunno hour ?
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>>713401956
your doing good work by the way, thank you
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>>713402060
im really tired now anon .. OP is not coming back... my bed is calling me to a dreamland

wut do

oc bump with ex
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bump
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C'mon OP! Kek must lead his people to victory over the puny humans
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>>713402195
I guess we go to bed and hope this start up again tomorrow
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ehh
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TO CAVEBRO - sorry but Op let us down by not coming back .. screencap what you have and maybe someone will continue a story tomorrow or who knows when
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why op
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aaand thread dies slowly ..

goodnight all
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noooooo
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Please don't die.... Please
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night y'all hope we get to see orcish glory tomorrow
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>>713389080
nice feet
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We will not abandon this thread to torment and death. Not while we have strength left.
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OP ded?
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faggot op deliver
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>>713404501
This
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Bump
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Who's here with me?
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You guys are worthless humans who abandon hope and leave the thread at the first sign of trouble.
I feel disgusted have been in the same thread as you cocksucking fags
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Bump
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Checking in. Where's OP and why is he sucking cock?
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OP here. Continue y/n?

Sorry I took so long, my normie friend had a problem with the checkout and [normie stuff]

Will start up a new thread if ya want, part three. WAAAAAAAAAAR
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>>713407864
OP's out for half n hours.
Dunno why he's sucking cock. Maybe he likes sucking cock.
>Maybe OP is some fag's shemale furry friend and it is now his turn to suck cock, and since he's such a nice individual, he decided to do it the right way and please his mate all the way, sucking his cock for one hour.
Who knows?

Truth be told, OP is sucking cock and won't be back for a while.

Keep the thread alive until OP finishes his job.
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>>713408146
Y
Also new thread to attract fags.
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>>713408146
New thread and link here.
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>>713408146
Y
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