Does anyone have experience with stolen valor? I acquired my dead brother's uniform and plan to wear it to bars and restaurants to get free shit.
Will this work?
>pic semi related
>>713385183
>I acquired my dead brother's uniform and plan to wear it to bars and restaurants to get free shit.
That's taking low to a whole new level. Just wow...
>>713385529
Yeah no kidding.
It's not worth it OP. Get a bottle and stay home.
>>713385183
dont do it, just the uniform is not enough you also need your id should they ask for it, you need to know so much shit in order to even seem like you servered
You should be physically fine as long as you NEVER PRETEND TO BE A MARINE.
Any other branch should be okay.
>>713386262
Marines are lazy as fuck nowadays
>>713385183
do you really get free stuff in murica for wearing an uniform?
When i think you could never be more retarded, you surprise me.
>>713385183
Be prepared to be asked detailed questions about your service.
This will be OP.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHdyp9-Z5NU
>>713386262
Never pretend to be an airbourne ranger either. You'll get fucked up if they call your bluff.
>>713386384
Yeah, but it's the old one's that will know he ain't corp and they'll still kill him for that shit.
>>713385183
>dressing up like a faggot to get free drinks
Really, anon? Just get a sex change
>>713387081
>>713386599
this
when caught on lack of information, just call the
>ptsd
>>713386458
You might get a Military discount at a few shops or maybe a free meal on Veterans Day.
They usually put a free wreath on your grave or a small flag once in a while - so they got that to look forward to.
>>713386599
dubs chek'd
This. It's not worth it, you will be asked, you will slip up. You will end up on YouTube looking like a royal shit.
Don't do it Op.
>>713385183
The jig's up as soon as a service member starts asking you questions
>>713386638
>"Throw it in the garbage"
How does that show more respect?
make sure you bring a friend to film you
remind whoever is screaming at you that they look like an idiot screaming stolen valor
>>713385183
You should seriously consider suicide.
Watch your gonna be a dumbest and wear it wrong too. Not having shit in the right place and all
>>713385183
Nope.
The ribbons are all wrong you will be called out immediately.
(also too young to be a Senior Master Sargent)
>>713386638
BIG STRONG MACHO ARMY MAN ARR
>>713385183
it is not even stolen valor. It is stolen stupidity. Because that is what volunteering to die for someone else's cause, while getting payed a pittance for the honor, is.
>>713388670
nice feet
>>713388729
shhh don't let the cat out of the bag.
>>713388521
I was just typin that shit
His salad bar/rank is too fucking big for a soldier his age
>>713385183
>Does anyone have experience with stolen valor? I acquired my dead brother's uniform and plan to wear it to bars and restaurants to get free shit.
>Will this work?
>>pic semi related
You're literally scum of the earth. I hope you die in a fire.
>>713385183
I know morals on 4chan are thrown out of the window, but do your brother some respect and hang the coat up and do not wear it. If you truly honor your bro, don't do it.
>>713388729
>>713388800
Edgelord faggots to lack the testicular fortitude to do a job that needs doing.
It works for these little fuckers...they get all the free candy they want and no one bitches to them about stolen valor.
Go for it!
>>713389090
get worked son.
>>713389090
A job that needs doing? According to whom? The government? Do you let them spoon feed you some shit about our "freedom" being in actual danger? Hahaha you're fucking prole and a politician's wet dream.
With all that said I still believe OP should show some fucking respect and hang that uniform up to show to future generations.
Dichotomous opinions sure are unsettling aren't they?
>>713389090
fodder detected
>>713388729
...enjoys all the freedoms that came from brave men who spilled thier blood for him to not live a survival-based existence. Freedom was fought for and is fought for by people willing to sacrifice for you. You don't have to respect it. It is that way with or without your respect. It's one of the things that makes this world just a little less of a shithole. Unselfish acts. And people want to get free 10% off local dinning discounts. Pfft... Seems like more trouble than it's worth. Especially when a real soldier confronts you. It's all over YouTube. Stolen valor fags are pretty scummy.
The people who do that sort of thing are typically mentally ill.
>>713385183
Lol yeah search stolen valour on youtube fag
>>713385183
you seriously need to consider killing yourself because you're clearly a fucking waste of air
>>713385183
no
your going to look like a retard and anyone who even just went though basic would see you from a mile away fucking everything up. call you out on your bullshit, and probbobly beat the shit out of your little faggot ass
The USA has lost every war/conflict since WW2. For a country that is always at "war", we sure suck at it.
>>713385183
Its your brother's show him some respect
>>713390062
exactly, show him respect by getting the free shit and discounts he would have gotten, don't let his death be for nothing
You get free stuff because you're a college dropout and probably didn't qualify for any other job so you went with being dumb muscle who follows order, send out to fight wars that aren't yours in a country that isn't yours and then for some magical reason people treat you as if you are some sort of fucking hero for fighting against some guys in dresses if you even fought at all, and somehow that makes you better than others.
Who the fuck knows, America loves their war bullshit.
Irishfag here.
Is this kind of thing big over in the US?
It's unheard of here in Ireland but I've seen a few cases here and there in the UK.
>>713390192
>tips
>>713389090
kicking Nazi and Jap butt was a job that needed to be done.
Stopping Afghan's from killing each other, not so much.
Same for Iraq. let them figure out their own shit.
You have no idea how much hatred for the US in the world has its root cause in the US meddling in other peoples business with guns and useful idiots.
>>713390277
I'd rather tip my fedora than be a fucking moron who goes round screaming stolen valor because muh pride.
>>713385183
>Does anyone have experience with stolen valor? I acquired my dead brother's uniform and plan to wear it to bars and restaurants to get free shit.
Let me know where you're going to try this so I can get in line to KICK THE SHIT OUT OF YOU.
what happened to /b/?
why are there so many edgy army cuckfags in here thinking they're tough because they volunteered to die for a bunch of Jews
fuck off back to Vietnam you retards
That's serious disrespect. If you actually do it please kill yourself.
>>713388521
>>713388850
Not necessarily, I know work with guys who were promoted to Master sergeant at 33 years of age. I will be eligible for e-7 by the time I'm 32. Depends on your branch and if in the Guard or reserve, rank can be easier to come by.
>>713389993
Fucking this.
The last war that even justified the US getting involved in was WWII.
>>713390368
>>713390566
>>713385183
Not ok.
>>713385183
>What could possibly go wrong?
Watch a few videos about this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOj07ClhEi8
You disgust me do you have any honour to your brother or your country you piece of filth
>>713390765
Its a piece of fucking clothing, the fuck you talking about honor
>>713390242
Yeah man, just YouTube stolen valor.
Service members and over-patriotic people take this shit to heart. I mean, it's not hard to pick up either, even true service members aren't in uniform, you can pick up that they are military, it just changes people.
>>713389583
That is how it WAS a long time ago (oldfag here). It is not how it IS. The military now is abused for private interests and political means that do not concern defending the country.
>>713385529
>/b/ - Random
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>713385835
>>713385835
>>713385529
>>713385529
>>713385183
Don't do it op you fuck don't steal valor you nigger
Are you that fuck'en retarded
>>713388601
that's not bait
>>713390866
>it's a piece of clothing
It might be a piece of clothing, but it shows great honor and respect to our country. And you're trying to use that to get free drinks. You're so fucking pathetic.
>>713385183
fakers are pretty easy to pick out for one there pretty much the only dipshits that actually wear a uniform around off duty
>>713390566
Dubs chek'd
But you can't say shit like this dude, these military bros and patriot fags really think they're fighting for freedom and democracy.
Let them do it, cause if people stop signing up, they'll start the draft again, and I never registered so I'd be looking at 5 years prison and/or a $250k fine..
Just let them live their fantasy.
>>713385183
Do it Bro. Military sheep knew the risks when they enlisted.
Former marine here. Go for it. There's no valor to steal. The American military hasn't done anything honorable in over 200 years.
>>713391001
Great honor and respect how? You wear it as you go to the other side of the planet and kill other people in it, its clothing worn by those who kill others because they were told to do so, under some retarded pretense that you are protecting your country, as if these people are on your border.
>>713391001
>still living the fantasy.
Do you want a soda anon?
>>713391205
>sheep
Opinion discarded.
>>713391335
>Implying joining the military isn't the epitomy of being a sheep.
>>713391261
>200 years
What about nuking the Japs?
so many butt hurt moral fags.. what happened to you b.
>>713391261
careful with all that truth, you might hurt a morons feelings.
y'know, since america is all about peoples feelings these days. kek.
>>713391396
How do you not be a sheep, oh wise one?
>inb4 you describe yourself
>>713391205
anybody else fap to women crying over dead soldiers? it makes me hard as fuck. i'd love to rail one and treat his orphan kids like shit.
>>713385529
>>713385183
OP is just being the faggot he always is, mate.
he's just trolling haha oh my god you got us.
>>713391415
>nuking civilians
>honorable
>>713391556
Not joining the military is a start
>>713391642
Why would his kids be orphans when their mother is still alive?
>>713391280
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo
>>713391335
Sorry, I meant weaponized sheep
>>713391697
Their lives were worth less than ours. Also they wouldn't surrender and would have been fighting in holes in the ground for years
>>713385183
Hell yea I used to do it all the time with my brother's army uniform. You're not going to get free shit from restaurants but people definitely buy you drinks here and there. The best part is when faggots walk uo and thank you for your "service".
>>713391765
oh yeah. good point. you know what i mean.
>>713391851
They were willing to defend their homeland from murderous invaders who had been baiting them into a war for years. Willing to fight and die for what they knew was theirs, even if it meant fighting for years more until the very last Japanese was dead from defending their homeland. Meanwhile, fat American fucks sit comfortably in their geographically secluded country, drinking soda and bitching about Jews.
You ask me, they're the ones who were being honorable.
>>713391851
They were going to surrender to the Soviets before too long, and the nukes didn't do much more damage than the sustained bombings done on other locations... it was just more convenient to drop one big one than a hundred smaller conventional bombs.
>>713385183
>Be me
>27 years old
>Wearing camo jacket, 'cause the fall is a little chilly
>no patches or stripes, not even a name ribbon
>soccer mom pulls up to gas station in a small-penis truck. Marine-Wife bumper stickers and window decals
>Gets out, sees me, asks in bitchy tone if I served
>confused
>"Huh? Oh, the jacket. No, I'm just poor and surplus is cheap and warm
>She starts throwing a temper tantrum, demands I stop wearing the uniform of the brave (Jacket is Vietnam era camo, not even modern)
>Her husband gets out of the truck and pulls her off me, apologies, and thanks me for my service
>mfw
>>713385183
Apparent bait
>>713392244
This anon is correct. The Japanese didn't want war with the us. They were forced into it via naval blockades and economic sanctioning.
>>713392493
HURR DURR LEMME TELLLA FAKE STORY HURR DURR LET ME SAVE A THUMBNAIL HURRRRR. Fuck up retard.
>>713385183
I hope you get your ass kicked by a group of marines.
>>713391851
The only honorable people were the Japs, the were fighting for their homeland, not for oil and money.
Their attack on Pearl harbor was smart, tactical, a military target like playing chess, America's response was equal to throwing the game off the table.
>>713392906
Got another soccer mom here. Can this lady's husband please restrain her?
>>713392906
lol, butthurt much?
anon's story does sound fake, but my god the autism in this post is palpable.
And I thought summer was over already
Your a scumbag. You should have enlisted and got shot the first minute of deployment.
>>713386262
>>713386384
I can tell you that any Marine that finds someone pretending to be a will fuck that dude up. And it takes more than just putting on some cammies.
Also unless it's fleet week in NYC, you're around a base, it's an airport, or it's some geriatric guy no service member wears their uniform out and about. Hell, on the weekends I wouldn't shave or go near my work uniform when I was in other than to prep it for next week.
>>713393346
HURRDURR MY ONLY INSULT IS BUTTHURT HURR I HAVE AN IQ OF 65 HURRRRRR. You must have hit your head HARD buddy.
>>713392686
also Hawaii was being occupied by the US military against her will during "Pearl Harbor"
>>713393665
Nothing as honorable as beating people up, definitely the kind of thing that we expect from our heroes, the people we glorify for some reason, the people we look upto, they beat people up.
real military personnel will sniff you out and fuck you up. only works if you're an old dude.
don't dishonor your brother.
>>713392244
you should read about the history of imperial japan leading up to WW2
The country had napoleon syndrome
>>713388172
Kek
>>713394381
What they were doing to Korea and China (and other countries) was no worse than what the Americans were doing to the Natives here. The only reason America even pretended to care, was because it was afraid of Japan's rapid modernization and how successful the Meiji Restoration was. I just look forward to the day America itself is hit with an invasion.
>>713385183
Impersonating military personnel for monetary gain is a federal offense. And this thread is admission of guilt. Keep your eyes on the back of your head if you do this shithead.
>>713385183
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
that said
don't be that guy
wear them if you must on remembrance day but don't be that guy
>>713386638
lol fucken meathead
>>713385183
Pro tip:
>Serve your country
>>713385183
Nobody is going to arrest you for it. Someone is probably going to take a swing at you for it and there is a very good chance you'll discover that the police have the discretion to not take a report.
>>713395006
>Someone is probably going to take a swing at you
veterans are such pussies.
if they get to pretend they're fighting for freedom, i don't see why other people can't pretend they've served.
>>713390602
Why don't you got into officer training, isn't the pay better?
>>713395192
I don't necessarily disagree with you, but I've seen it happen before and I'd put my money on a guy with minimal training and a possible distant history of physical fitness over a guy who has to ask 4chan about wearing a uniform for free shit.
>>713394726
seriously? you're going to bring up the natives?
>>713389993
It's because the executive and legislative branches keep tying the hands of the military. Hell, look at Vietnam for example. Most airstrikes during operation Linebacker had to have presidential approval. OP, you won't get much except on veterans day and memorial day, and real vets will kick your ass.
>>713395571
and the Blacks.
Go for it, the girls will love it!
>>713385183
As someone actually in the forces most of us don't give a duck what you do. We buy beers all the time for walkers like you and mock you.
>>713392493
As a sailor, I'll say that's pretty dumb. Wear surplus with pride, it's great quality for the price. Most cold weather gear costs $300+ new and gets rotated out. I had a ton of old bdus that my squadron just didn't need. The coats are great and the bdus make great dirty work wear.
>>713395192
>veterans are such pussies.
Someone who hasn't stepped outside in a few weeks detected
>>713396024
That's the spirit, we all know you feel better than others because you did some pew pew, bang bang like morons.
>>713393326
Japan was literally going to war to gather more resources. That's why they took the Phillipines.
>>713396411
So it's okay to nuke them.
>>713385183
You can wear it, but tell the truth that it's your dead brother's uniform. You'll probably still get a discount out of pity, and most service members won't take offense if you are honest.
>>713389993
won Gulf War 1, Panama, Grenada. Anything shorter than 3 months, we've kicked ass. Any real war, nope.
ITT: Lol those meatheads in the forces think they're fighting for freedom, but I know better because I'm enlightened
You are a real piece of shit op
>>713396547
Not like there were 3 dozen other nations involved in the Gulf war.
>>713396952
True, but same thing with WWI and II. We led the coalition in the Gulf War.
>>713396512
It's actually worse than that.
Japan was willing to agree to cease-fire even before the A-bombs, but that wasn't good enough. The US wouldn't accept anything less than total disarmament and US occupation (because we wanted it as a forward base, basically).
But this "only fighting for their homeland" thing is also kinda bullshit. Their advances into China resulted in some extremely fucked up war crimes.
>>713385183
Hang yourself. Your brother will be relieved.
>>713393326
Idk ransacking the fuck out of china was pretty rough
Ever heard of the rape of nanking ?
>>713388729
Must be bait...
Hmmm. You need to move to Africa, Romania, Turkey, Iraq, or anymother country/set of countries where there is no freedom.
After a week, re-read your post...
>>713385183
fucking kill yourself. Thats the lowest shit i've ever seen. If your brother served and you're going to use his uniform to get free shit you're a literal piece of shit.
>>713385183
>>713393665
not if I beat your ass first cholo
>>713385183
You don't get free shit, you sometimes get discounts in certain places. With that said you are a complete scumbag. Literally the lowest of the low.
>>713397162
The worst part is that there are still Americans who hate the Japanese for Pearl Harbour.
>>713397095
Yeah, and you also took all the credit for that.
>>713395620
>It's because the executive and legislative branches keep tying the hands of the military.
Find a military historian including any modern general officer you like who buys that airpower would have won Viet Nam despite dropping more ordnance on RVN, Cambodia and Laos than we dropped during all WWII.
Civilian or ignorant G.I. of which there are plenty detected. Make like General Mad Dog Mattis and READ.
>>713395420
yeah, not disagreeing with you there
>>713396306
i step outside everyday. vets are faggots.
>>713398047
Gulf War 1, the U.S. did the heavy lifting. WWII, the Soviet Union did. But the U.S. entry into WWII, like WWI, turned the tide. Americans may not acknowledge the contributions of other countries like they should, but the U.S. played a major role in winning those wars.
>>713396512
>So it's okay to nuke them.
It's OK to do anything to an enemy. If they don't want to die, they surrender, utterly.
Check into estimated casualties for the invasion of Japan.
BTW all you weebs should remember that the Japs you adore are a creation of the US Occupation. It tamed them into the docile fuckmeat you crave. Thank Fat Man and Little Boy for everything you love.
>>713385183
>dead brother's uniform to get free shit
you could probably get easy pussy wearing it.
might as well try...
>>713398316
>WWII, the Soviet Union did.
The CBI and Pacific theaters excepted, also the Battle of the Atlantic which kept the Soviet Union in logistic support, Dodge trucks, and much, much more without which they'd be a German colony.
>>713398572
all true. guess I was thinking they took the largest number of casualties, and had the bloody battle of taking over Berlin. But true on all points you've noted.
>>713398253
>veterans are such pussies.
>vets are faggots.
I'm starting to see a trend here
>>713385183
lol i fake being a marine all the time and get more pussy than a toilet seat. i just boned up on the jargon, stole a bunch of stories from the web, keep my hair cut short and dress simple.
the pussy game is incredible
>>713391767
Jeez, took you long enough.
>>713399107
he's got a point tho. viet nam vets were ferocious but iraq/afghanistan ones are just dumpy cucks and dramaqueens.
>>713385183
It's cool and you get a lot of respect and free stuff. Go for it.
>>713399409
Vietnam vets are just as bad. Goddamn Baby Boomer pieces of shit. All they did was come home and bitch non-stop about how they were treated with a bunch of fake "they spit on me" bullshit. Fuck them.
If you're going to fake a branch, fake the Air Force. No one gives a shit about us.
I called one guy out at a bar who said he was a PJ (but didn't know their mascot, or why they had that mascot) and he was surprised that he was caught.
>>713389583
Yeah but really the American army just murdered the natives and stole that freedom from them in the first place. And then since then nobody has ever really tried to take it away. The world wars would NEVER have affected the Americas at all if Canada hadn't been part of the British commonwealth and rich American industrialists hadn't convinced the government to devote the economy to manufacturing weapons for them to use.
So yeah, thanks for all that shit, military. Stay fucking brainwashed you cannon fodder piece of shit.
I have all the sympathy for veterans of older wars, but nowadays the fucking cat is out of the bag, and you have to be a complete fucking moron to actually believe that these people "fight for our freedom". Come the fuck on lol.
>>713385183
>I acquired my dead brother's uniform
>plan to wear it to bars and restaurants to get free shit.
You could do that, but it's so immoral that it crosses the realms of heinous into just plain silly. It's like an Itchy and Scratchy cartoon, the shit you see on it is so violent and stupid that it doesn't come across as offensive as it does stupid. So, in effect, while you might get away with getting free shit, the irony would be so big that it almost loses it's benefits
I'd say dont do it.
>>713399637
>No one gives a shit about us.
because you don't actual do shit. like 10 of you actually fly something and the rest just, i don't know, wash windshields or something. you don't even have fucking aircraft carriers. you don't even the coolest fuck air unit in the military.
Airforce fag here. dress for the job you want. if i see you wearing it without a CAC, ill kick your ass and make sure not a drop of blood gets on that uniform. just dont disrespect it please
>>713399928
>What are all of the nuclear weapons?
>>713399260
This guy knows what's up. a used marine uni and fake stories are basically your golden ticket to ass. It's worked for me at least a dozen times, never been caught. Totally worth it.
>>713399928
>you don't even the coolest fuck air unit in the military.
I beg your fucking pardon?
>>713390752
kek
Is there still that navy SEAL guy on youtube that calls out these guys?
>>713400075
like air force guys, they just sit there and do nothing all day long soaking up tax payer dollars.
>>713400122
6/10, kinda ugly
>>713393773
>HURRDURR
Only entitled millennials say dummy shit like "HURRDURR" lol
>>713400057
No you won't. You aren't gonna do shit. I've gotten away with stolen valor for almost a decade. Haven't been called out once.
>>713385183
Who gives a shit? Military nowadays is just glorified welfare anyway for shitheads that cannot get into college.
Also, unless you served in ww2 not a single vet has done fuck all to "protect muh freedoms." The only vets that get a pass after ww2 are Vietnam vets, they didn't really have a choice.
Fight me
>>713400057
>>713395571
why the fuck not?
>>713400429
This
>>713399813
Who do you think is making sure all of the people in the world that hate you aren't occupying your could've sac kicking down doors right now? Your lucky rabbits foot? I'm really curious, not even mad...
>>713400429
right here.
>>713390752
watching this fat fuck squirm is hilarious.
>>713400075
>What is 200 guys out of 250,000 that stare at a screen to ensure nukes are still sitting in the ground not going anywhere while you wait for a phone call that's never going to come telling you to launch.
Depending on where you go, you'll get your ass beat hard if you get caught.
>>713400554
*Culdasac (auto correct fail).
>>713400075
The navy also has nukes, retard. Good to see the AF gets the best and brightest.
>>713400429
sounds like an ingrate attitude. I agree sometimes we go too far in giving our current military too much credit, but the military has been an important bulwark for the past 60 years. I'm not going to tell guys who stood watch that they did fuckall.
>>713400693
>wait for a phone call that's never going to come
>Trump 2016
>>713400836
>Good to see the AF gets the best and brightest.
hey, somebody has to take the Coast Guard's rejects.
>>713400398
>I haven't been called out once in over a decade because I live 800 miles from the nearest military installation.
FTFY
Also, you've been pretending to be in military service for 10 years man? You really must have literally nothing going for you.
>>713400914
>And the 249,800 other guys would still be sitting on their ass.
All this Air Force hate...do low ASVAB scores really make people that bitter?
>>713400941
>You really must have literally nothing going for you.
wheredoyouthinkyouarerightnow.exe
>>713385183
Fuck, I'm taking the bait. You're 100% gonna get your ass kicked if your brother has that many badges. The more badges, the more question you're not gonna know he answer to. People are gonna know you're a fake for sure.
>itt americans getting so mad that some peasant opportunist has completely outsmarted them for free drinks
blindly support your dumbfuck military and this shit will continue to happen
>>713400693
Yeah, I guess you're right. We might as well just dismantle them all and send everyone home
>>713400836
>implying I'm in the AF
This thread is 90% speculation
Best way to be a stolen valor faggot is to kill yourself
>>713401086
Smartest guy in this autistic mosh pit.
>>713385183
The number one mistake guys make OP is that a sword is part of the dress uniform, so if you're going to do this make sure you wear a sword with your uniform. I guarantee no one will fuck with you if you are wearing a saber, actual veterans know you're legit because they know average joes don't know about it. Don't worry about all the shit faggots are saying in this thread trying to discourage you, army guys put their decorations on wrong all the time because they do it in the mirror and the view is reversed. Get ready for free drinks, meals, people offering you their seat on the train, and the kind of pussy buffet you've never imagined in your most perverted dreams !
>>713400941
i only do it maybe once or twice a month, when i want some free shit or need easy pussy. Also, i live in Columbia, SC, but army recruits are dumb as shit, and i've had a lot of practice.
>>713400846
idgaf what it sounds like homie, it's the truth.
>I'm not going to tell guys who stood watch that they did fuckall
They signed up for that shit, they knew what they were getting themselves into. It isn't our fault the Iraq shit happened.
All this, just so you guys can get some free tacos? Holy good goddamn you that poor too huh. Thanks for making my point.
tl;dr: military faggots are welfare faggots who get mad when someone else puts on the uniform to "steal valor"
You need to have valor in the first place for it to be stolen, faggot. So unless you helped out in ww2 or got fucked by the draft in vietnam, you are part of the problem.
>>713400429
>implying having a military doesn't promote deterrence from other sovereign nations even in times of peace
You would be speaking nazi or terrorist right now if it wasn't for veterans.
Ungrateful, faggot. You sound like you've never worked a day in your life.
>>713394326
People are just people regardless of their station.
>>713401065
>not knowing what GIS is
good to see the military is still the home of dipshits
>>713400429
Too stupid to get into college or smart enough to put in 2-4 years of service and not come out after graduation with 100k+ in student debt?
Who's really the stupid one in that equation? Cry more :^)
>>713401353
re-read the post faggot.
>Also, unless you served in ww2 not a single vet has done fuck all to "protect muh freedoms." The only vets that get a pass after ww2 are Vietnam vets, they didn't really have a choice.
>>713401353
>You sound like you've never worked a day in your life.
working is for chumps, chump.
>>713394326
that's because they're not heroes, they're pawns in the ruling elite's game of chess, and they know it.
meatheads.
>>713400735
>*Culdasac (auto correct fail).
Still wrong. Silver lining ? You could pass for a Marine.
>>713401463
the niggers stupid enough to believe that shit
>>713401463
Too stupid to get a full ride scholarship so you don't need to waste your life in the army
>>713401212
fuck that im bringing my nunchucks
>>713401279
Annnnd you're full of shit.
>>713401463
>>713401463
>>713401353
>>713400846
faggots cannot handle the truth.
>>713401609
Yeah, I'm sure you're on a 100% free ride scholarship. Have fun with those loan payments
BAHAHAHAHAAHA
>>713401671
Annnnnd you sound triggered because you know you wasted your life
>>713385183
Dutchfag reporting in,
we typically have 9,000% less in the patriotism and war-obsessing then Americans but even for me this would be a step too far.
no matter a countries history and what their military have done, its also about the current forces that would give their life's to defend you.
and that means something which you take away by being a huge fucking faggot.
>>713401843
It's not that hard to get. Sorry you were a fuck-up in high school
>>713401639
>fuck that im bringing my nunchucks
Then have fun getting busted dumbshit, that's only for the coast guard.
>>713401548
>re-read the post faggot.
apparently, you didn't put much thought into the post either. you need a military to protect your own interests and to be a more powerful piece in a global economy.
>lrn2gametheory
Wont work
Make this stuff instead /b/ro
https://youtu.be/ty28Ujv_vZY
>>713401878
>When you try to tell someone else they wasted their life after you've been pretending to be a soldier for 10 years just get a free upsize at Wendy's and pull a toothless skank from a dive bar.
wew lad
>>713401977
Again, have fun with your loan payments :^)
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>713401878
I would rather die alone than be as shallow as you
>>713402264
Cool, have fun with that. I'll be enjoying my life.
>>713385183
I think that's awesome. I have no problem with you wearing a uniform to get free shit. The fact that you're eventually going to get your ass kicked in is a bonus. Not because it's wrong to do what you're doing but because the world needs more ass kickings. Be sure to post pics.
>>713401453
Sorry Anon, I don't play CoD. Are you gonna let me know what it means?
>>713402473
google image search. Try it. You'd see that it isn't actually OP in that pic. You guys are dumb as fuck.
>>713402593
being this new
>>713385183
Just do it. Who cares about all the military fags and nothing they have done for this country
>muh country derp derp
>its not your country
>>713385183
you run the risk of being beaten pretty badly in some dark alley way.
However, Know your brothers unit and Mos, know how to wear a uniform, know what the medals on the uniform mean. shave your face - all of it. know the haircut regulations.
common mistake "im a badass who was in blahblahblah" -no. you are private joe nobody who had a pretty boring deployment.
>>713402593
>google image search. Try it. You'd see that it isn't actually OP in that pic
Wow, did you figure that out all by yourself or is your dad in the FBI ?
>>713389993
It's really more of a hobby at this point. In WWII we had the entire US population engaged in killing people either directly or through buying bonds (investment in killing people) or building shit to kill people. Everything since has just been an idle passtime.
Now if we ever get back to that 100% crush, kill, destroy mindset it would be like Sherman marching through Atlanta with atomic weapons.
>>713401576
Thiiiiiiisssss *sneks*
>>713402801
No, i'm just not a stupid fuck who doesn't know simple shit.
>>713385183
If I saw you on the street, I'd fuck you up.
>>713385183
Military fag here. That looks great. I honestly didn't realize you weren't in the Air Force until I read the post.
>>713393665
Marines are the biggest fucking thimble dick faggots I've ever met.
>>713391642
it is the expression of emotion that getting you going. you must be one repressed / tight wound son of a bitch.
>>713402989
no you wouldn't. No one who can actually fuck people up makes baseless threats on an anime picture forum. Fuck off nerd.
>>713402989
No you wouldnt you big pussy kek. Who cares if you were in the military
>>713402918
> [autism intensifies]
Everyone knows it's bait but it's fun bait so we take the bait and post. What's the alternative, another trap / loli / cancer thread?
Fake all around
lol
>>713403134
How confident are you about that? :)
>>713400429
This is wrong because you like cheap electronics and gas. When you think of "freedoms" it's not as concrete as "we're going to get invaded if we don't fight"; it's more like, if there weren't soldiers and sailors deploying, our shipping lanes and pipelines would get fucked to death by pirates/bandits and the economy would collapse. Your $15/hr job at McDonald's or wherever wouldn't buy you shit because the coast of doing business would be too high. That and preventing shitholes with shitty people from becoming powerhouses with shitty people is pretty good for us, considering they'd launch ballistic missiles (they're only called "tests" when they fail) and there'd be nothing to shoot them down. Iran, China, Russia, et all, would have a field day and eventually, your freedom, as you know it, would be taken.
I know plenty of "shitheads who couldn't get into college" that are in the navy with multiple degrees. Hell, most officers in the military have at least a bachelor's (all except warrant or limited duty officers), so there goes your fucking theory right there. You don't know shit about anything outside the cavernous walls of your own intestines because you've been pretty far up your own ass for a long time.
I dont respect military at all. What the fuck do you deserve my respect OR free shit for? Killing people? Fuck off, retard. You were probably in the military band or cooked slop for the other murderers. If you served in the military, shoot yourself in the fucking head, you gullible, self-righteous, bunch of cunts, with guns. OOOOH BOOTCAMP, cry more you pathetic animal.
>>713403277
>implying this thread isn't cancer
i've seen this shit about 30 times this month already.
>>713402989
>trying to impress people on an otaku/anime board
lighten up, it's just /b/ this place is not that big a deal.
>>713388670
nice feet
>>713403326
Pretty certain. Making threats on 4chan is literally one of the saddest things there is. So yeah, fuck off. You wouldn't do shit.
Don't fucking do that
I go to a private military academy and we look down on shit like that
If you want to be get veteran rewards then do it the proper way you retard
>>713403371
have you ever felt the warmth of a woman before?
>>713403371
At 24 I bought a house,paid off my car, and got some sweet pussy by throwing the military card around. And you paid for it. How does that make you feel?
>>713402374
lmao
>>713403552
You already know the answer private.
>>713403541
"Private Military Academy" So your nothing?
>>713403326
I'm sure they're rally threatened by anonymous threats from an image board for shut-in degenerates
>>713403371
>[says the limp wristed faggot]
>>713403430
It's all cancer now; endless summer. But then it's always been cancer. There were no good old days, just cancer from day zero.
>>713388729
Guaranteed replies for the liberal art major or basement dwelling parent leech.
>>713403541
>private military academy
you know that doesn't mean shit, right? There is literally no difference between that an a private school for kids with autism or something like that.
>>713388521
His rank is about the least fucked up thing on his uniform
He's got a 2nd award CIB, which haven't been given out in a long time, as well as AA wings (which pisses me off because I earned mine fair and square)
>>713389439
Are you retarded? How do you think you live on this planet? Not even the guy you're talking to but that has to be the dumbest shit I've read all day.
>>713403582
>At 24 I bought a house,paid off my car, and got some sweet pussy by throwing the military card around. And you paid for it. How does that make you feel?
Thanks for your service and by the way, your gf / wife was fucking niggers while you were deployed. God bless America.
itt: niggers getting baited hard as dicks.
>>713403876
>AA wings (which pisses me off because I earned mine fair and square)
Rendezvous with destiny, brother
>>713403684
>>713403843
I get a good education and that's all that matters
And I am slightly autistic
All it does though is make me smart
>>713403924
Hahahah fucking this!
>>713403536
I sense insecurity
>>713403843
I have nothing but respect for the military, but this post made me laugh for a solid 2 minutes.
thank you for that, bud. i was having a bad day.
>>713404009
/thread
this is basically 99% NEET fags acting tough and basically committing stolen valor themselves.
>>713403293
Sauce on pic?
>>713402095
>>713403361
protect us from what? the ragheads that WE created by bombing them back into the stoneage since the crusades over ideology and oil?
Thats like the tylenol company hitting us over the head with hammers so they can sell us headache relief. Get wrecked, welfare fag.
>>713404068
Screamin' Eagles
>>713404078
insecure about what? some neck beard threatened me while also jacking off to trap fur pics? Yeah, really intimidating
>>713386638
>beating up a bum thats begging for food
and i thought soldiers couldn't fall lower on my shit tier humans list
>>713403924
You know she literally was and I dropped her ass. Now she's barely holding a job and a relationship, and I still get free tickets to hockey games.
Marine here.
If I see you out in town in uniform and you can't answer common questions... I will stomp a mudhole in your ass. Period.
Try it, Princess
>>713385983
they take your DOD ID immediately before you get your discharge paperwork. unless you apply for a veterans card thats the only way. also if anyone asks you detailed questions you're fucked
>>713404387
No you won't. You're gonna sit in front of your computer and make idle threats
>>713404387
try it tough guy :^)
>>713404311
Lol im not even threatening you. Insecure threatened little bitch confirmed.
>>713404387
Pffft faggot I wanna steal valor just for the forces butthurt response to it
>>713404387
Marines are faggots m8. Kill yourself.
>>713385183
That's some top-fucking-tier bait you've laid there, dude.
Holy shit, look at those nubs replying...
>>713404009
right here. all the military faggots are mad cause the thinking population knows they are bunch of welfare faggots blindly following the demagogue then get mad cause they aren't automatically handed respect.
Jesus christ get over yourselves. Like this faggot said:
>>713400429
Unless you were in ww2, none of these queers have done shit to protect us. I agree with the Nam thing too. We treated like dog aids when they first got back and that was fucked.
We should be treating anyone in today's military the same. Ya'll should be shunned and left to live homeless in the street. Any benefits you get should be handed to the Nam vets that got fucked by the hippie generation. That was out of their control.
Op the only people that give a fuck are nutjobs. If you live south of the mason Dixon maybe stay clear of the bars. Liberal State like CA or NY? You're good. I'm active duty right now btw and I dont care if someone wears a coat. I even know a kid who wears his brothers dress uniform blazer all the time. His brother was killed as well.
Also sorry for your loss.
>>713404738
Wish the US army did more boots on ground invasions like Vietnam, gotta get rid of all the meatheads walking the streets these days
>>713403371
what the fuck you retard we PTOTECTED YOU so that YOU can be able to post your STUPID BAIT on the INTERNET
>>713386638
>JROTC
laughed my ass off
>>713389272
You haven't been on YouTube long enough then.
>>713404910
You mad that the chicks are sucking our cocks and not yours? Lol
>>713404270
Anything. Anything that was smart, and has its own agenda is going to take advantage of other weaker entities. There's this book that takes a look at this in very concise mathematical expressions. Take a look into it. It's actually pretty interesting. http://press.princeton.edu/titles/7802.html
>>713404925
Yeah I'm sure the 500 000 Iraqi children you mauled where a real threat to my internets
>>713404270
So you'd be okay with one of those ragheads cutting your head off because of some grudge they're holding from 1,000 years ago?
Yeah, you sound like a real genius there bucko.
>>713385183
Uh... There's no way you'll pull it off.
You will be caught.
>>713385183
A guy in Canada was arrested and charged for doing this
>>713405073
Protecting our interests=/=protecting US corporate interests
>>713405039
Right I'm sure your autist uniform got you enough pussy to make up for throwing away your prime walking on sand, meanwhile the rest of us stayed, acted like normal human beings and got laid with personality
>>713388670
nice feet
>>713385183
I don't know how I feel about this, U.S. military isn't all that smart or admirable, but ultimately I guess I don't care, still, if it was me I probably wouldn't do it, I don't like lying. If you are smart you'll study military chain of command regiments, and lingo. Otherwise you'll be seen as an obvious fake.
>>713405114
Well if they didn't hold any grudge before I'm sure they do now that you razed their country to the ground and shot all their relatives. Enjoy the terrorism you fueled
>>713385183
Two things will happen
-you will get arrested
-you will get beaten to death by roughnecks
dont do it OP
>>713388128
he would have to fully impersonate his brother and erase all record of his death, to evade the stolen valor peeps, lol
>>713405226
I do not disagree with that. If you're the same faggot as >>713404270 then you're a pretty abysmal troll, my friend.
>>713404910
The war is coming m8
>>713389439
I remember being 16
>>713405396
Too late I'm already on my wy to the bar. wish me luck
>>713405430
Right bc the faggots are searching living veterans on their is this person military app
>>713386384
My grandpa was a marine, my dead beat loser father who left me was in the Navy. If my grandpa ever found out I existed my grandpa would chew the hell out of my father, but my grandpa is above 80 years old if he's even alive, I am scared to contact him and my grandma fearing for their frail old hearts, especially my grandpa who knows how such an old military man would react.
>>713404910
somewhat agree. the nam faggots didn't have a choice, it was go to Nam or go to prison. Then when they got back, cause the war was so fucked, people shunned them.
All these tough guy faggots that
>wanna legally kill people
>think being military is like being some kind of hero (nigger you fix tanks for a living, during peacetime)
>or just straight up dipshits
Yeah, ship em off, lets eliminate them from the poplulation. Maybe then they wont be able to vote for the blind patriotism pushing govt leaders. We can put an end to extreme nationalism and maybe an end to the US meddling in shit they have no business meddling in. Like Iraq.
>wmd's though
>evil regime though
>9/11 though
Oops, guess not huh, no WMD's the regime was what it always has been, and Iraq had nothing to do with 9/11. You are the same fuckers that hate obama too I bet. Why tho? Didn't he kill osama? Isn't that what you flag waving, valor horny meatheads wanted?
Go to war, get your boots on the ground, then get blown up pls so that we can cull the retard population a little bit.
>>713391765
I'd fuck her so hard she died
>>713405540
ask someone to take pictures if you get your ass kicked, faggot.
>>713404925
Who the fuck did you protect? You protected thousands of innocents civilians across the globe from having to live a shithole by murdering them? By killing their fathers and sons who were fighting in their own country against you invading them? You didn't do shit faggot.
>>713405555
The quads of truth
>>713385183
if you want to get in a fight is it a good idea to do this
>>713391556
I'm not that guy, but asking someone else to tell you how not to be a sheep is a pretty bad start...
>>713405716
Won't happen, know karate. Ubers here
>>713398112
I am not saying air power would have won the war, merely saying that American forces are held to a higher standard. Gulf War II, Electric Bugaloo was a good example. We should have gone in and out, but instead we had a shitty attempt to country building and humanitarian efforts, followed by backlash and a pullout that caused a vacuum that allowed ISIS to come to being. People started to experience Vietnam Syndrome and caused more problems than if they would have committed to do the job right the first time.
>>713405266
Idk I'm not too disappointed plus I get to wear a cool trucker cap that says "Operation Enduring Freedom Veteran" and oh the civilian job I scored for 80k with zero college is pretty sweet.
>>713386384
Bitch what the fuck do you know about my corps
>>713405829
>Won't happen, know karate.
And I know boxing. I'm sure there are people that can kick my butt even then. Bro, you gotta troll harder. I halfway dont believe you
>>713405747
First quads I ever got damn
>>713385183
Don't do it.
There are a thousand and one things you learn to do in the military when it comes to your uniform. Medals and ribbons must be set a certain way, everything must be pressed and perfect, you must know your rank, your responsibilities in your unit, what you can and cannot talk about with civvies.
Everyone thinks it's so easy to wear a uniform and pretend, but you better hope we don't spot your crusty, shitty haircut, unpressed, unwashed ass at a bar, because soldiers can tell who's faking from a mile and a half away.
I'm telling you for your own safety and dignity, don't fucking do it.
>>713396512
Would you have both sides lose millions in a bloody ground war? The Japanese would have never surrendered, the Pacific island hopping campaign proved that. Japan would have been utterly destroyed otherwise.
