Ask an eatspaghetti anything.
>love the racism. bring it on
>stereotypes are welcome
>serious shit too
op here. fucking wrong pic
muori male
>>713376276
ti apro il culo se vuoi
>>713376540
aprilo alla troia di tua madre
What do you think of interracial porn?
>>713377077
nice dubs, rimani comunque un nigger
>>713375770
Do mafia build your hauses? Why do you allow it?
>>713377441
>Implying they were not ancient houses
Who do Italians know every Italian in a 500km radius? Do you communicate with each other telepathically like ants?
>>713377441
i don't know about building houses, but probably yes, they do. I live in Sicily, and sure as hell they own all the fucking shopping malls.
>>713377647
We smell each other
>>713377647
>how people know that they're not animals?
>>713377921
only southerners
>>713377390
i like when a giant black penis fucks a tight teen white ass... anyway, i usually watch any porn, if the woman attracts me
>>713378326
good.
cosa voti al refermerdum?
>>713377647
you're goddamn right we do. we also live in tight holes made out of the dirt and eat our lunches with bare hands
Neapolitan anon here, ask what u want
>>713375770
you have to go back, paco
>>713379019
se voto, voterò sì
>>713379166
yamma yamma
yamma yamma ya
funiculi funicula
Trst je naš!
Explain to me what the italian girls are like? Bitches or nah?
>>713379291
don't worry amerifag, I don't have any desire on coming to live in that shithole of yours
>>713379618
anche io diomerda, sto diventando quasi violento in merito a questo
>>713379844
lot of bitches, most ugly.
but sex doesn't come in one night... they show, they act like that, but in the end they are all fuckin virgins
>>713380275
non vedo perchè alcune regioni dovrebbero avere più rappresentanti. fottesega se hanno più abitanti, glie ne spettano due comunque
>>713379291
>paco
not an italian name, faggot
>>713379630
please, sir! iamme, jamme or jamm'
>>713375770
coglione la bandiera è al rovescio
>>713381717
rcodio lo so. leggi la prima risposta, finocchio
>>713377441
hey anon, ever heard something about rothschild?
>>713381693
jamm'a fare in culo a tua madre
>>713382211
perché sei così aggressivo, edoardo?
>>713377647
se use to smell the other-s, we communicate telepathically aand we use hand gestures as well. I can't explain them because is an italian secret, sorry anon
>>713382394
*we
I have an Italian friend so I can basically only do insults... All I need here.
Vaffanculo. Testa di cazzo.
Tua madre è una puttana.
Did I do good?
>>713382520
Yes, you can speak Italian at A2 level with that.
>>713382448
did he just got b& for reporting a furry?
>>713382645
Yes!
>>713382520
>Vaffanculo. Testa di cazzo.
>Tua madre è una puttana.
perfect, anon!
my contribution, if you are planning to visit rome:
(vaffanculo) - mavattelapijànderculo - here you can mantain some vocals, just for showing your style or how much you are bored/agry
>>713382645
Io sono un ragazzo divertente!
>>713382520
yes u did. ur a piece of art my friend
>just kidding, faggot
>>713382959
Grazie!
>>713382973
no, ur a faggot
>>713375770
how is the pizza over there?
>>713383194
great
>>713383098
don't thank me, you useless autistic fuck
Dimostra di essere italiano.
>>713383146
Haha
how many spaghettis are there in Italia?
>>713383194
just wonderful. and we eat a fucking box EACH, not like the amerifags on the tv shows
>>713383297
>il tuo sogno più macabro è sconsacrare il cadavere di barbara d'urso?
>>713375770
Which part of italy you from?
>>713383347
my dubs are the answer
>>713383194
we never talk about pizza, sorry
>>713375770
Do you know gomorrah? Really love that series
>>713383790
>not OP but italian as well
i love it dude
straight 10/10
>>713379166
Do you like working for the mafia?
>>713383664
sicily
che thread de merda
>>713383347
>how many spaghettis
counted them last year: 32.409.823.408.234.238.423.847.423.484.328.423.423.847.234.234.284.742.384.123.024.147.463.579 spaghettiS
>>713379166
perchè la tua razza puzza così tanto?
What's your favorite type of woman?
>>713384001
yees, is not bad. good thing is that rules are clear, and respected by every one. bad thing is when you get fired
>>713384326
tutta la monnezza con cui sono a contatto ogni giorno
>>713384501
>get fired
>>713384501
stop bullshitting, I bet you aren't even italian
>>713384436
tight, slim, cute, innocent
>>713384640
seriamente ho conosciuto bene un paio di napoletani in vita reale oltre a una dozzina sui videogiochi ma tutti e dico tutti si sono comportati come bastardi presto o tardi
la tua razza ha qualcosa che non va
IL MEGLIO DOMINA
>>713375770
heil hitler and mussolini
>>713385252
hai frainteso, t'ho risposto ma non sono napoletano
>>713385422
w il dvce
>>713375770
babbity boobity, dibity gobily bepity?
>>713385422
check'em jews
>>713385794
>babbity boobity, dibity gobily bepity
bu
>>7133840
>claims to be italian
>from sicily
>go back to africa nigger
mi raccomando votate no domenica
Porco Dio!Sta nazione di merda mi perseguita...vengo su 4chan perchè odio tutto e tutti (sopratutto sta nazione del cazzo) e mi ritrovo altri italiani PORCA MADONNAAAAAA!!!
>>713386083
I want the DERIVA AUTORITARIA anon
>>713386042
at least learn how to fucking use the >>, newfag
>>713382520
learn to bestemmiare faggot, what are you a 12 year old?
>>713386259
I want Mussolini back
>>713386556
never!
>>713386146
torna nel buco da cui sei uscito. non odi tutto perchè sei italiano, ma perchè tutti odiano te. la tua vita non ha uno scopo, il tuo futuro si prospetta nero e doloroso. fossi in te, mi toglierei la vita in questo istante
>>713386568
ur goddamn right, rcodio
Is true that italian schools are completly shit.
One of my friends had an year of exchange student in an italian school but come back to the USA just after 2 months saying that italians high schools are the same as Americans elementary schools
>LMAO
>>713386827
Dio cane sii tollerante verso i minorati
>>713386827
Come hai fatto ha capirlo cazzo!!!
Comunque dovresti fare il detective o qualcosa del genere
Probably was a school for retards, like your friend
>>713387145
the only difference is that we have a fucking history and a goddamn culture, usa doesn't.
American here, how badly will I be treated as a half blooded Italian visiting Italy? What if I know a bit of the language?
Additionally, any predictions for Wednesday's referendum? I'm interested as if the populist succeed it will confirm my suspicion that Le Pen will win the French presidency in wake of Trump and Brexit.
Di dove sei?
>>713387145
american are so intelligent they are being ruled by jews, niggers and feminists
>>713387505
>ha
>>713375770
il verde per primo, disabile
>>713375770
dove vivi?
>>713387840
>>713387833
leggete il thread lesi
>>713375770
Q: Why are Italians so short?
A: Because when they're young they're told "when you grow up you'll have to get a job and work" lol
kekekek
>>713381414
spotted the molisano
>>713387145
thats bullshit. what I get with classical studies, in Italy, u won't ever get even in college. And with classical studies, I mean high school where you study fuckin greek and latin. We study Italian and English literature too, but if I ask what is literature to an amerifag, he asks me to repeat myself.
if you're talking about students' behaviour... well, maybe you're right, but that's another point
why are italians either fat slobs or mafia members
>>713379844
>implying he's not virgin
>>713387983
molise? è un qualche tipo di città?
>>713388008
fat slobs are mafia too
>>713384072
where in sicily?
>>713388283
quella dove i due cittadini sono anche i suoi
rappresentati
>>713387620
I rode my bike from Germany down to Roma, and the people... just kept getting nicer and nicer the further south I went, til I started getting invited into total strangers homes and for dinner (holy fuck, the food that gets made in Italian kitchens), I've never met such warm people in my life, or even imagined they existed on this planet. Everyone I met made me seriously consider abandoning my entire identity and becoming a nameless potato farmer just to avoid getting back on that fucking plane. Every damn day of my life I regret flying away from there. Sure Italy is beautiful, but the people make the place.
>>713387925
that's a good one
>>713387280
isaac?
>>713387575
our country isnt as old as yours you greasy gunnie wop
>>713375770
When u already live in paradise, where do u go for a holiday?
>>713388523
You understand now, son. Italy is truth, Italy is life.
Join us!
We are one.
>>713388958
I will. Somehow, I will make it back.
>>713388004
>greek and latin
It's fucking 2016 faggot
Anyway my friend says that he leaved the school also cause the student and teachers didn't gives a single fuck.
Some of the student didn't even know what the fuck they were studying.
>>713388947
in fact, I don't go anywhere. Just stay in my room smoking joints all day long
>>713388881
Actually our country has hundreds of cultures going back about 37,000 years.
Most of us just don't give enough of a fuck about anything other than watching tv, buying crap we don't need, and getting drunk, to bother looking into or reading up on any of what's left of it.
>>713389246
He leaved the school?
And you think your education is better than his?
Io voto no, vaffanculo, una scimmia avrebbe potuto scriverla meglio
>>713375770
grazi scuzi prego
zeb89 è comunque il miglior youtuber
>>713389246
translating greek and latin never gets old. where the fuck do you think most of the languages come from? It also helps you growing mentally/logically, sonething that would really help you.
Anyway, shitty schools are everywhere. Never make yourself an idea on a single opinion
>>713389772
>leave ciccio alone
>>713389772
sei la peggio feccia
>>713390159
newfag
>>713375770
why does your shit ass country not let me punch gypsies in the mouth
>>713385337
Imidiani qui dentro, nessuno mi può bannarmi quindi XDXDXDXDXD
>>713389431
"working jobs we don't like so we can buy shit we don't need" come on, admit it... THAT'S A QUOTE!
>>713390350
Diocane non triggherarmi
>>713390390
please have kids and teach them same
>>713389538
exactly. I speak his language better than him
>>713385337
Imidiani qui dentro nessuno può bannarmi, quindi posso dire che delle live che fate e dei selfoni in solitario che fate all'80% non fotte un cazzo a nessuno e nessuno lo dice solo per la pagaia, un clima di terrore che oltre a l'ordine ha portato sopratutto la falsità, nessuno è spontaneo. Inoltre come cazzo è possibile che la gente bannata scrive per la vostra rivista? Non solo vi fanno un servizio e pure li trattate col culo? Altro che zeb89...
Hello figli di troia, guy from veneto (venezia) here, ask me anything
>>713390742
>I will teach em that hipster is gay and tumblr too
>I will teach em that u can't clean your penis after peeing with the paper when you are at the pool, because thats gay
>>713387632
>CO2 emissions: #1 USA, #2 China
how?
>>713391136
Are you getting priced out of your own home by the AirBNB tourists yet?
>>713391319
go figure it
>>713391298
i wish i had father like you
>>713391052
Impara a scrivere, poi ne riparliamo, fucking sjw
>>713391622
but you do, my son. you came from my semen
>>713391319
Bc we sovereign nation, don't have to do shit anybody else says. So fuck the entire rest of the world, if we want to shit it up for a quick buck, that's their problem to deal with.
>>713390311
because our shit ass country cares about YOUR health
Eatpastramia, Eatspaghetti, Cinzano, Pinch-a-girl, and Maserati were all under the control of the separate empires of Parmagiano-Reggiano and Peckerino-Romano until the Swiss took over and forced them together under the Cheese Union laws imposed on them in 1875. The Swiss, being neutral by virtue of having their one unified holy cheese reigning over all of Switzerlandtime, remain in the Eatpasta peninsula of Europe to this day, holding everything in place and keeping order. Without the Swatch guardsmen, nobody would arrive on time for work and nothing would get done.
Eatpastas all look very much alike because they reproduce by spores or rhizomes. Rhizomes are large black dressed hefty creatures found in steamy areas of under 4m^2. The spores produced by the rhizome may never leave the steamy area for any great length of time over 6 days. They must return or either and die. Like salmon, they instinctively know to return to their original steam-area by smell. Science cannot distinguish any of the different chemicals from one another. Sometimes Other spores habituate the steam-areas of other spores, but any simulation of mating or genetic transfer is impossible. All the spores' offspring will resemble those originating from the rhizome.
Eatpastas feet are always covered in black materials, or stained purple seasonally. Science again cannot detect why.
>>713392064
i can understand the co2 emission are high, but more than china?!
>>713375770
if trips, this is now an italian food thread. go google my filename, plebs
sto thread me lo fa venire duro, pls keep oin goin'
>>713385337
>>713390452
>>713391678
LOL imdiani, siete un branco di ritardati. Ma d'altronde da parte di gente che segue quel subumano di Spina non c'è molto da aspettarsi. E no, non sono un "pagaiato" (che termine idiota, btw), sono un lurker e non mi troverete mai. Siete come il mio zoo personale, pieno di primati dei quali ridere
>>713389246
The classics are only taught by civilised nations. Any nation that does not study the classics is the same as bakabakabakabaka, alkahujabbar, burkahburka, jejejejejejheje, huehuehuehue, falafel, or speaks moonrunes, moonrinds, or are moonfaced.
This leaves Anericants out of the realm of Western Civilised nations. I live there, I'm very aware of the lack of civilisation in the United States of affrontery, science phobias, and tactless informationing broadcast like Indians shitting in designated streets. America has Every street filled with corporate foeces.
>>713392790
op here.
>pride intensifies
>>713391052
Sei un coglione. Davvero pensi che la testata e il gruppo dei memi siano la stessa cosa? Non mi sorprende che una persona così ritardata sia stata pagaiata dal gruppo, io davvero non ho parole. IL MEGLIO DOMINA, ed evidentemente tu non sei il meglio. Sei solo feccia. e se fossi stato a un raduno qualsiasi, avresti scoperto che tutti noi, utenti e admin, siamo quello che appariamo, cioè degli stronzi, dei matti, dei mostri senza dio.
C u space grigio anonimo.
>>713391678
Dato che sei troppo intelligente avrai cmq recepito il messaggio XD
>>713392695
check my trips!
>>713393007
Tu sei il re invece, parli male della gente e poi scappi dietro l'anonimato. Il tuo essere lurker in un gruppo senza partecipare, il tuo sentirti fiero di odiare e deridere delle persone senza nemmeno avere le palle di dirlo fa di te un succhiacazzi intergalattico.
>>713393124
>tutti noi, utenti e admin, siamo quello che appariamo, cioè degli stronzi, dei matti, dei mostri senza dio
WOW, SO EDGY XD!!!
>>713393124
>>713393007
>>713391052
>>713389772
di che cazzo state parlando
i minorenni non possono stare su questo sito
porca madonna mi vergogno dei vostri genitori
>>713393124
>IL MEGLIO DOMINA
errato: cannolum dominum
How do I get a really nice Italian girlfriend who cooks me Italian dishes several nights a week, enjoys watching football (calcio), and has a loving family full of well-fed Italians who make fun of my pasty white British ass for being too skinny?
I'm in Toronto, Canada if that helps.
cristo che ansia le faide tra pagine
>>713393124
Magari non sono grigio magari sono stato ad un raduno, non lo puoi sapere, fatevi un gargarismo di umiltà non vorrei vi venga la tosse a urlare tutto il giorno che dominate
>>713393854
>"di che cazzo state parlando"
>Dà giudizi
E allora vedi che sei un ritardato?
>>713393948
Palle ne abbiamo?
Ma hai presente l'ironia? secondo te la gente veramente urla il meglio domina? Secondo me vi prendete troppo sul serio, dovreste farvi un bagno perché vi si è fuso il cervello a stare su internet.
>>713375770
Why are spaghetti so emotional and can't hold their temper?
>>713394048
avrete 15 anni porca troia parlate di youtuber e altre stronzate al di la dell'interesse di qualunque adulto
>>713393898
>nice Italian girlfriend
>cooks me Italian dishes several nights a week
>enjoys watching football
>has a loving family
lost
>>713393673
>succhiacazzi intergalattico
are we still in middle school guys? srsly?
>>713394192
it's the mediterranean
>>713394192
because they boil up pretty fast.
>>713394296
Dubito che alle medie si utilizzi una espressione simile
>>713394195
Veramente bambini su IMDI non ce ne sono. L'età media sarà sui 30 anni...
>>713393673
LOL, detto da quelli che passano il tempo a ridere del resto dell'umanità credendo di essere geniali perché si nascondono dietro ad un gruppo chiuso su fb è parecchio ironico. Perfino il grillino medio, che odiate tanto, è meno normie di voi. A questo punto perché dovrei togliermi il divertimento?
Also this >>713394296, you are just a bunch of normies. Get out REEEEEEEE!
>>713394234
Please, it's my last hope before I settle for some Vietnamese girl with a 3 inch penis
Perché i thread italiani devono sempre fare così schifo porco dio
>>713394493
ma che cazzo è sto imdi solo te lo conosci
>>713393898
you won't do it anyway, so there's no way I'm gonna waste my time trying to give you advice
>>713394499
>2016
>still talking about normies
>golden pepe
non mi sembra che tu sia tanto diverso da quei "geniacci" che si chiudono dentro al proprio gruppo
>>713394493
>Dubito che alle medie si utilizzi una espressione simile
È un tipico "superinsulto" da minorenni alle medie. C'è poco da dubitare.
>>713394782
[LE CURRENT YEAR]
>>713394655
I don't know man. It's the first time I try to do a thread like this, and the last one.
>>713394655
spotted!
>>713395057
No guarda, non sono io, ma a quanto conferma a ciò che ho detto
>>713395385
A quanto pare*
come on guys, get your fucking thread o direttamente prendetevi una stanza.
goddamn it
>>713394655
Fucking this.
It's always an endless cringefest.
I ask you to report in on: >>>/pol/100660289
OpRopke is a great success. Stand with your brothers of /sg/ and deliver the final blow to this Lugenpresse vermin.
Kek has spoken.
>>713388008
talking about obesity rates..Are you American by chance?
>>713396774
at least people care about america,unlike whatever piss hole you come from
vote yes or no on the referendum? >>713375770
Are you having someone else type this for you, you illiterate dago wop fuck?
