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Let's get a civ thread going, haven't seen one for a while. Bored as fuck writefag here and I wanna OP something
>A ship, carrying a band of travelers, veers off course during a storm and crashes into the shore of an unknown island. The travelers are...
A) Humans
B) Elves
C) Orcs
D) Other (reply with a suggestion + D, that reply needs two votes)
First to two votes. GO
Orcs
orcs
>>713369362
This
>>713369456
ok then, good for you?
>>713369362
>>713369420
>The band of Orcs, numbering 12, check each other for injuries before convening on an outcrop near the shore. They have no idea where they are, and no supplies. It's around midday, so there's some time before nightfall, but the crew is restless and run down.
>"We need a leader", says one Orc, standing up. A few mutter in agreement. "We should all be leaders," says the disgraced sun of a chieftain, "It never ends well when somebody's in charge."
A) Elect a leader (give name suggestions)
B) Continue as a leaderless commune
Population: 12
Status: Famished, dehydrated
>>713369959
Leader, called Kek
Leader, Kiek
>>713370077
fuck it, kek for leader!
>>713369959
Leaderless anarcho capitalist community!!!!
>>713370077
>>713370182
Nice dubdubs
>"I will lead us."
>The voice comes from Kek, a warrior Orc from one of the settlements.
>"As it stands, we have no supplies, no means of travel - we need somebody to lead us until we can figure out the situation. The day isn't getting any shorter."
>The Orcs nod in mutual agreement. They decide that they should establish a camp before taking further action. There is a nearby cave on the shore, a jungle they could explore, or a mountain they could climb.
A) Set up camp in the cave
B) Explore the jungle
C) Climb the mountain
Population: 12
Government: Leader, Kek
Status: Famishes, dehydrated
>>713370474
A. lets live in a cave
>>713370474
Jungle, soil for crops etc
>>713370474
Jungle
>>713370713
dont jungles traditionally have poor soil, due to the riot of life within them? we could try to burn the jungle down and that would gives us short term soil fertility, but you are right there might be food in there.
>>713370945
Or maybe even a mountain, get a survey of land
>>713370991
maybe climb a little up the mountain and try to see around, maybe find a river? but maybe form a temp. camp in the cave for shelter.
Importing muslims.
>>713370713
>>713370928
>Kek sends a band of six orcs, comprising of his best fighters, into the jungle to secure camp.
[Awaiting the return of the scouting party]
>Meanwhile, Kek and the five remaining Orcs decide on their next course of action. Their ship, sinking off-shore, contains plenty of valuable supplies which could be salvaged. The ship will be fully submerged within the day, so if they want to scavenge it, they have to go now - the waters are unexplored though and there could be potential dangers lurking beneath the waves. There are a few crates containing basic foods washed up on the shore. They'll do for the time being.
A) Risk it and send scavengers to the sinking ship
B) Unpack what few basic supplies are available
>>713371256
Risk it nigger
>>713371256
Send someone to see if waters are safe then get supplies
>>713371256
fuck it, try to grab shit from the ship, but connect some guys with rope to the shore, and post some guards, making sure no orc gets tentacle raped by the ocean.
>>713371367
Risk it for a chocolate biscuit
>>713371453
>>>713371256
>Send someone to see if waters are safe then get supplies
I second this
>>713371256
Can't pussy, send the orcs to scavange. Less mouths to feed if it goes badly.
>>713371453
>>713371495
>Hesitant to dive into unknown waters, one of the Orcs volunteers to swim to the ship and back to see if they're safe. Kek nods in agreement and the Orc and he begins swimming to the wreck.
[Exploring waters]
>A few cuts aside from floating pieces of the wreck, he returns to shore unscathed. They should be safe for exploration. A party of three then sets off for the ship, aiming to return with what they can salvage.
[Awaiting the turn of the salvage party]
>Meanwhile, the scouting party returns from the jungle. They have found two options: a large, underground cavern and a clearing above ground. The underground cavern would be safer - it only has one entrance - but the clearing would be better for cultivating crops in the immediate area.
A) Set up camp in the mossy cavern
B) Set up camp in the clearing
C) Other (specify, reply needs two votes)
Population: 12
Government: Leader (Kek)
Status: Hungry, thirsty
>>713371841
Lets set up in the clearing, we can start growing food immediately, and we can always move into the cave at a later date if need be.
>>713371841
Farmland
>>713371841
cavern, dont need to grow shit... unless it's shrooms.
cavern shrooms.
>>713372073
we need food though, and water
>>713371841
Live in cavern farm in clearing
>>713372073
Shroom orcs, become crack orcs, become meth orcs
>>713371841
Clearing cause were orcs motherfucker.
>>713372250
Goto clearing
Make cave
Take all shrooms n shit from real cave
Put in made cave
maybe there are valuable minerals in the cave?
Clearing. If danger appears, the orcs can run to the cave--and the cave can still be utilized for its resources later if need be.
>>713372032
>>713372054
>Kek remains on the shore, awaiting the return of the scavengers, whilst the rest follow the scouting party into the jungle. They begin to clear the foliage in a large, circular area, preparing the land to set up camp.
[Construction of camp in progress]
>A short while later, two of the scavengers return. Unfortunately, one drowned after getting caught on a piece of wood.
>"Kek," says the one, "We are a man short, but the trip was a success. The hull had a large amount of valuables - fabrics, gems and the like. The storage room had a few lockboxes of seeds, food and the like - I fear we will be unable to get both, though, as it will take two to remove them from the wreckage. What should we bring back?"
A) Get commodities (fabrics, silks, gems)
B) Get consumables (seeds, grain, foods)
Population: 11
Government: Leader (Kek)
Status: Hungry, thirsty
Camp: Constructing
Also need a camp name, post ending in 1/2/3 decides
We have food for now.
Just build a primitive fence around farm area and then find out what we can grow
>Do we have seeds? Has anyone found any kind of seed when looking around?
>>713372229
shrooms can be food.
there might be some running water in the caves.
i like caves.
>>713372451
Camp NiggerFaggot
Grab seeds
Name the camp after the fallen man, who I will decide is named Chana.
Also, get the food. It's more important and we can't be clouded by greed.
>>713372565
Reroll
>>713372451
Commodities first food later
Camp maga
>>713372451
Take gems, we can use them for focusing lasers later
>>713372451
A) commodities
We should be able to hunt and farm wild and native flora and fauna for now, but getting commodities will be difficult
>>713372586
I like this idea for the camp name
>>713372586
No, fuck this idiot.
>>713372738
Camp Maga already won
Look at how clouded this guy is. Maybe we should just eat him.
>>713372777
damn trips don't lie
>>713372586
sorry
>>713372565
>>713372586
>"Get the food. We need to worry about our immediate future."
>The two orcs set off for the ship again and return sometime later, carrying a large chest between the two of them. They open it on the shore - inside are seeds, grain, various salted meats and more, all largely intact. Kek inspects the goods and nods in approval. They make way towards the clearing.
[Sink ships in distance, can no longer be scavenged]
>Kek arrives at the clearing. Most of the trees and plants have been cleared, with a number of makeshift tents being created in the process. He congratulates his workers and calls a moot around the central campfire.
>"Excellent job on the clearing," he says, "But nightfall is nearly upon us. We ought to think about our defences - who knows what's out there."
A) Build wooden wall
B) Gather stone to build a more secure wall tomorrow
Population: 11
Government: Leader (Kek)
Status: Healthy
Settlement: Camp MAGA
>>713372966
Wood wall
>>713372966
A) WOOD ALWAYS WE ARE ORCS
>How many female orcs do we have?
>Can orcs reproduce with other females?
>>713372966
A) tonight's safety is more important right now
Build the wooden wall. We don't know what's out there--sure, we're all combat capable, but some blockade between us and everything else would be valuable.
>>713372966
WE NEED TO BUILD A WALL.
A WOODEN WALL.
we can just build another wall later if need be
>>713372966
Still no water
For next move: have a vote to create a perfect anarchy capitalistic society without the oppressive ruler kek.
>>713373426
KILL THE NON BELIEVER
KEK IS LORD
HEAR OUR BATTLECRY
REEEEEEER
>>713373086
>>713373083
>Using the tree trunks and branches, the orcs get to work establishing a makeshift wooden wall around the camp perimeter.
[Wall construction in process]
>Some time later, the wall is finished. Under the circumstances, and given the resources at hand, they've done a pretty impressive job. It will need future work, but it will hold for the night.
[Nightfall]
>"Chief," says an orc, approaching Kek, "One of your treetop scouts has reported sights of lights in the distance, a fair distance to the south-west. It could be another camp."
>Kek takes the information into account, deeming it to dangerous to venture out at night.
[Unknown settlement discovered]
>The night passes and morning comes. The orcs decide to...
A) Find a source of clean water (supplies are low)
B) Explore and find a source of food
Population: 11
Government: Leader (Kek)
Status: Healthy
Settlement: Camp MAGA
Locations: [NEW: Unknown settlement]
>>713373529
>REEEEEER
Fucking phone
>>713373529
Agreed! Kill the treasonous one!
REEEEEEEEER
>>713373426
no fuck you, we need to work together.
for the next move: a orc named Cavebro starts the vote to create a perfect communist society but since communism has a back background call it Cavenism.
>>713373529
Don't you know that an anarchistic society is perfect in every way? Ultimate freedom and happiness. Kek is keeping us down with his anti-freedom ways!
>>713373674
It hasn't even been one full day of his rule. Let's give dictatorship a chance, yeah?
>>713373595
A) Find water, I think that's the most imperative thing to do. Basic needs first.
>>713373595
Find water but first hang Kek for being anti-freedom
>>713373765
Agreed
>>713373595
Send party with 2 groups, one for water, one for food
Water is the most important comodity. No human can live with water.
>>713373595
Find water, we have food and seeds right now
>>713373674
>>713373802
fucking degenerates wont accept that kek's leadership could ONLY be made better by converting to Cavenism
>>713373765
We're starving and we're stuck on this shit island, his rule is obviously shit considering the situation we are in. This is all because of the establishment that Kek represents. We need to mix things up and show them we are unhappy with how things are.
Stone Kek and have them elect an orc named Pepe as El Presidente
Kek is our supreme leader . Hang the traitors.
>>713373931
We're NOT starving, though. And us being shipwrecked had nothing to do with Kek. That was the shitty helmsman, who's probably dead.
>>713373880
Orcs are defined by their will for freedom, that is what our ancestors believed and fought for. Cavenism is the ultimate slap in the face of our forefathers.
>>713374099
>Establishment shill detected
We don't want you here CTR
The reign of kek must come to end. First to achieve trios will be the new leader.
>>713373931
hes done ok so far, we haven't been killed or enslaved yet so its fine for now
>>713374130
you would rather slave away to your superiors? you disgust me.
ill fight you right here right now coward
Heil Kek.
>>713374064
Why stone Kek and then waste the opportunity to create another dictator? You're just wasting people.
it's been one day and we're already infighting
Heil kek
Rollerino
we need to work together! not talk about killing each other! we already lost one poor bastard!
>>713373765
>>713373802
>Kek sends a scouting party back towards the shore, seeking a stream that will provide clean water.
[Scouting party in progress]
>A while later, the party return. In the shoreline cave, there was a waterfall which will provide plentiful, clean water. Kek designates one of the orcs to travel back and forth daily, bringing satchels of water with each trip.
[Water source found]
>The orcs spend the rest of the day tilling the ground, preparing to sow crops. Come nightfall, a rustling noise can be heard in the trees beyond the wall. Moments later, the guards drag a filthy human into the clearing, with nothing on his personnel aside from a few rags and a walking stick. He looks up at Kek, begging for his life.
>"Sire, we found this man on the perimeter of our camp. We should kill him."
>"P-please, no! I come from the camp to the south-west! We mean no harm, I simply sought to explore the wreckage on the beach, which led me here."
>Kek ponders the next course of action; they have been discovered
A) Kill the human
B) Banish the human, unharmed
C) Interrogate the human, harmed
Population: 11
Government: Leader (Kek)
Status: Healthy
Settlement: Camp MAGA
Locations: [Unknown settlement]
Roll
>>713374229
No, I want us all to be free in a superior an-cap society where all Orcs personal freedom is respected.
>>713374130
It is time for the prophet known as Matt to rise. He will bring forth the god, Pepe to guide us in these harsh times.
>>713374359
C) Interrogate him. Ask him how many of the humans there are, and how long they've established themselves.
>>713374359
B, maybe if we're nice to the human we can trade with the camp for something in the future
Kill
Interrogate the fuck outta him.
>>713374359
Be nice to the human so he trusts us. We can later kill the males and breed the females. Diversity is the fuel evolution runs on.
>>713374359
Talk kindly to the human but don't be a bitch about it
We're going to trojan horse this fucking town
>>713374359
lets peacefully talk to him then kill him, then we raid the fuck out of their camp for slaves and women!
>>713374359
Ask him about his camp, make him feel unharmed at all, and at home too
I'M REALLY SICK OF OP IGNORING THE REBEL POSTS THOUGH, FUCK YOU OP WE WANT REFORM FROM THIS AUTHORITARIAN WAY
>>713374544
Respect the dubs
>>713374359
Alternatively, we could his ask the human where he has come from. He seems pretty desperate for his life so we may not have to waste resources interrogating him.
>>713374625
I second that. They may be more set up than us and have more people.
>>713374359
dearest op
if you wont let me start cavenism
please let me start a religion
i name it kekionistranism
you can pick the prophets name as a gift from your friend cavebro.
i really like caves.
LETS HANG OP INSTEAD FOR IGNORING US.
>>713374903
YES! AN-CAP OR DEATH
>>713374903
calm down anarchybro
our time will come.
>>713374835
Aw now I want cavebro to be a thing
Do it op?
Pls?
>>713374835
>>713374995
Cavenism fags confirmed beta pussies.
>>713374903
>>713374979
Anarchybros confirmed alphas
>>713375139
cavenism counteracts the autism in our blood, that's why i speak like a normal person rather than like a anarchytard
>>713374649
It'll come
>>713374533
>>713374547
>>713374570
(Now working on a first-to-three-votes system for options)
>"Let him go," orders Kek, "He might be able to help us."
>The human is dropped to the ground, relieved.
>"Thank you, ser. I come from Camp [name suggestions], to the south-west. We are a small settlement of 38, survivors from a crash ourselves sometime three moons ago. We are peaceful folk, yet we haven't met your...kind before."
>Kek looks insulted
>"I meant you no insult, ser. Perhaps we could co-operate? I see you have plentiful grain; we are running low. In return, we could offer your various metals and stones - we have a few proficient artisans in our ranks. Perhaps they would be useful to you."
A) Kill the human and prepare to raid the camp
B) Accept his proposal, establish peace between camps
Population: 11
Government: Leader (Kek)
Status: Healthy
Settlement: Camp MAGA
Locations: [Name suggestion]
>>713375333
Human camp name oogaboogaville
>>713375333
Shitville
Option b
>>713375333
Don't kill the human, fake peace to survey their camp more. We need to be careful if they are 38 people. Want slaves and breeders
>>713375333
NAME THE CAMP CAVEVILLE AND MAKE THEM CAVENISTS
DO IT FOR ME
DO IT FOR CAVEBRO
also accept the proposal
>>713375623
That's a good idea
>>713375333
B establish temporary peace, try to get them to teach us about forging metals and discovering raw minerals as trade for grain.
>>713369254
>>713375623
Agreed, make them Cavenists so we can kill some commie filth later
>>713375745
hey cmon man
its your boy cavebro, you wouldnt do that to me would you?
>>713375701
I hope
>>713375512
>>713375571
>>713375623
>>713375677
>Kek accepts the man's proposal. The man is sent on his way, due to return tomorrow with a small party of Cavenists.
[Nightfall]
>Morning comes, and Cavebro arrives with a party of three people - a tailor, a blacksmith and a cook. The tailor, the sole female among the group, looks on edge, but Cavebro reassures her.
>"Welcome back," says Kek. "We have here what grain we can spare. What can you offer us in return?
A) Learn to make tools
B) Learn to make clothes
C) Learn to make advanced food
D) Kill Cavebro, take the three artisans hostage, learn all three crafts by force
Population: 12
Government: Leader (Kek)
Status: Healthy
Settlement: Camp MAGA
Locations: Caveville [allies]
Rage a full blown war against the "Niger town"(name of the human settlement). Kill the human and take out the skin . Hang the skin in a tree branch and march the orcs to the settlement.
>>713376237
Tools
DON'T KILL THEM YET, SEND AN AMBASSADOR TO LIVE WITH THEM FIRST
>>713376237
we need tools, pickaxes, hoes, shovels, we need to learn about tools
>>713375333
B, we can gain more from this in the long run and they alsi have way more people then we do. Even though orcs are stronger than humans it's still a longshot to suggest we could beat them when they outnumber us about 3.45 to one.
>>713376237
cavebro never dies
>>713376356
>Misspells nigger
Wew
>>713376237
Tools, we need those to the most right now
>>713376237
Wait didn't we have a population of 11 because of the drowned one?
>>713376534
Damn this phone
>>713376237
Clothes need the fem
Send our most silver tounged orc to the humans, incite conflict in human camp and then raid the shit out of them.
Guys going to sleep rn.. ThiS thread is awesome take some screenshots and save it.
>>713376795
cavebro will remember you anon
we're writing history here.
>>713376795
Are you OP?
>>713376867
Make a new thread tomorrow and do post the screenshots. Gn /b/ros
>>713376881
Nope
>>713377027
cavebro here, ill probably stay up taking screenshots until op kills us all off.
>>713376608
The orcs will gradually repopulate now we have camp
>>713376329
>>713376371
>>713376418
>The party departs with the grain, but the blacksmith agrees to remain with the orcs to teach them his craft. In exchange, Kek sends an emissary with the humans.
>"There is a mine," says the blacksmith, named [name suggestions], "Somewhere north. If you follow the river, you'll get there. It has plentiful iron - more than we could ever use - and perhaps some more valuable resources in the deeper reaches of the mine."
>Kek listens intently
>"As far as we know, you are the only other settlement on the island. We have sent scouts out, all returning empty handed. We thought we were alone until now."
>You have learned all the blacksmith has to offer. He remains at Camp MAGA as an ambassador. Kek decides to explore some more of the island.
A) Follow the river upstream
B) Climb the nearby mountain
C) Don't explore, re-inforce camp defenses instead
Population: 15
Government: Leader (Kek)
Status: Healthy
Technologies: Blacksmithing
Settlements: Camp MAGA, Caveville (allies)
Locations: Mine
>>713377319
River. Call blacksmith niggersmith
>>713377239
Alas I can't see the history being made . Thanks anon for your help. I willl make a thread in near future do give me the ss.you guys are the real friends.
>>713377319
A) we're going to need iron so we must find and claim the mine
>>713377319
Build weapons that can be explained away as hunting tools, prepare for pillaging
Please update on the progress of our ambassador
>>713377319
5 orcs a
10 orcs c
>>713377531
Why would we reinforce defenses? We will attack soon anyway
>>713377679
Why do you want to attack? There's literally no reason. Plus, what if they attack us first? They seem to be more advanced than we are currently. Also, there could be dangerous wildlife. We don't know much about the island for now.
>>713377679
you leave caveville alone you brute >:(
ERE WE GO LADS ERE GO
>>713377801
>Why do you want to attack?
Pacifist pathetic half-breed orc wimp detected
>Literally no reason
Unlimited human poon, unlimited human slave labour, limited human wealth
>Wildlife
Pussy bitch
>Advanced
Snowniggers are inferiour to the green masterrace, doesn't matter the circumstances we will always destroy them.
we will eventually need to rape and pillage, and since we randomly just got new orcs from setting up camp, do we reproduce via spores?
>>713377470
>>713377556
>>713377639
>>713377531
>A party of five orcs departs for the mine.
[Scouting party away]
>The rest of the orcs spend the day re-enforcing their camp defenses. A stone wall is erected around the camp, with a sole gate manned by two guard towers. A chieftain's tent is erected for Kek at the back of the camp.
[Scouting party returns]
>"The blacksmith's information was true, sire" says the scout. "Here, look."
>The scout unloads a sack full of iron ore.
>"Whilst in the mine, we found that the stream came from a deeper chamber. We could advance further into the cave but it might be risky; we could here strange noises, likely dangerous wildlife, coming from the chamber's entrance. What would you have us do?"
A) Explore deeper into the cave [risk]
B) Order the chamber to be blockaded and establish an iron mine
Population: 16
Government: Leader (Kek)
Status: Healthy
Technologies: Blacksmithing
Settlements: Camp MAGA, Caveville (allies)
Locations: Mine
>>713377967
Remember, it doesn't take more than 1 vote to destroy caveville but it takes infinite votes to keep it safe for a long period of time
>>713378255
i believe in the wise anons to keep cavebro safe
>>713378186
>Cheiftan's tent erected for Kek at the back of the camp
THIS IS WHAT I HAVE BEEN SAYING THIS FUCKING AUTHORITARIAN FUCK KEK THINKS HE IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN THE REST, HANG THIS FUCK AND ESTABLISH AN-CAP SUPREMACY!
>>713378186
A) lets make some crude iron weapons and armor first, since we shouldn't go to a fight nude and weaponless, then we take the lads and smash shit up in the deeper caves!
>>713378494
Agreed
>>713378186
Convince humans to send a party to explore cave together with some of our warriors that we keep in the back
>>713378655
This
We can always delve deeper once we have proper equipment and the orcs to do so
>>713378494
Yes
cavebro here
i have screenshotted every single post made by OP so far, ill do my best to stay around until the end of this thread so i can upload like an imgur album or something
>>713378797
Cheers mate
>>713378797
I've been doing so too, but I may have to sleep soon.
If I miss shit I'll start a thread tomorrow with whatever I have so far
>>713378742
Ditto. Leave the cave until we can take on whatever is in there
>>713379111
i have tomorrow off
league is on off-season
weather is shit for being out with my dogs
i have nothing to watch
im waiting for archeage 3.0 this december
i have literally nothing to do tomorrow, so cavebro will remain vigilant until op passes out.
>>713378494
>>713378635
>>713378764
>The orcs, with the help of the blacksmith, craft some crude sets of iron armor and weapons. A party of four sets off for the cave.
[Iron mine chamber]
>The orcs, and blacksmith, descend into the chamber at the top of the stream. Despite hearing noises beforehand, there is nothing present. They spend some time exploring the chamber, which seems to stretch on in many directions.
>Eventually, they stumble upon an old door. Behind the door is some sort of crude shrine; the shrine is surrounded by hundreds of artifacts and gold coins, shining in the torchlight of the party. A crude avatar is etched into the top of the shrine, along with some faded scripture. One of the orcs reaches for a candlestick at the base of the shrine.
>"NO," yells the blacksmith, pulling the orc's arm back before he can reach it. "This...this is a shrine to the old gods." he continues, pointing towards the scripture.
>"My father, the Caveville seer, told me about them - a pantheon worshiped by the people who used to live here. They were cruel. The former inhabitants would offer them exquisite pieces of craftsmanship to appease them, but...well, they still vanished."
>"We should leave. We should re-seal the door and exit in peace."
A) Take the treasure, desecrate the shrine
B) Leave the treasure alone, report back to Kek
Population: 17
Government: Leader (Kek)
Status: Healthy
Technologies: Blacksmithing
Settlements: Camp MAGA, Caveville (allies)
Locations: Mine, Shrine to the Old Gods
Leave that shert
>>713379664
Don't touch that god shit, I ain't dealing with it
>>713379664
Report back to Kek you dufus.
Ancient gods ain't nothing to fuck with.
>>713379664
B) Leave, talk with kek, see if our group has any shamans to talk with these "old gods" see if we can bargain with them for power
>>713379926
Lol fastest vote yet.
>>713379664
cavebro here
take the treasure, i want my bros to have fine things, and there's nothing to fear if they all follow the true god of kekionistranism
also, do we have a religion as the orcs? who do we worship? should we start worshiping the old gods and sacrifice things to them? things being people.
>>713380337
kekionistranism is the only religion i will ever follow
>>713380337
We should sacrifice the blacksmith. He's already taught us how to blacksmith so there's no real loss
>>713379428
Based, I can OP for another four or so hours but let me know in advance if you plan to leave.
>>713379875
>>713379922
>>713379926
>>713379985
>The party seal up the door and leave.
[Scouting party return to camp]
[Scouting party inform Kek of their discovery]
>"I see," says Kek, intrigued. "Return to the shrine, with Bashuk. Let's see if she can commune with these Gods. She is our only priestess - make sure she returns. Her safety is paramount."
[Scouting party, with shaman, head towards the mine]
>Back at camp, Kek decides to trade some of their crops with Caveville, in exchange for further skills.
A) Learn tailoring
B) Learn advanced cooking
>>713380491
does it grant us power? and what does it entail? worshiping kek?
>>713380591
Population: 18
Government: Leader (Kek)
Religion: Shamanism
Status: Healthy
Technologies: Blacksmithing
Settlements: Camp MAGA, Caveville (allies)
Locations: Mine, Shrine to the Old Gods
>>713380337
To be honest we should consider having our tribe worship the old gods, but maybe we should stick to sacrificing food for now...
>>713380591
A) Tailoring.
I want silken pants right fucking now.
>>713380591
A) Learn how to make pants and shit, also how to make good straps for better armor
>>713380591
Learn tailoring and bed the woman
>>713380591
I'm note cavebro but I'm screencapping too. I have to work in 3 hours though.
Also tailoring. Can't wear iron armour all the time.
>>713380591
cavebro doesnt back down from challenges
>>713380617
Kek was sent from above, he is the current soul and embodiment of the lord up above, he is chosen, for now.
kekionistranism is the way forward!
>>713380975
To hell with that. Kek is not a god. He's a random guy who stepped forward, and nothing more. How could you possibly think different?
When Kek starts performing miracles, then I'll worship him.
>>713381048
he's no god, but he's blessed by them
nobody worships kek, but rather the lord who brings fertility and glory to those who follow him!
DEUS VULT!
>>713381048
Ignore the crazy fucking statist. An-cap is the only way forward and the only way to get Kek to step down is to hang that power hungry dictator.
>>713381272
motherfucker cavism aint no joke
cavebro will fucking crush you
>>713381179
Yeah. Cool. I can buy it. I still want to wait until he can actually rule a considerable body of people before proclaiming him lord.
>>713381272
We're orcs, dude. If we don't like the leader we'll kill him. But we'll always have a leader. Go hang out with the humans or something.
>>713381179
All hail the prophet Kek!
Blessed by the gods, brings prosperity in our darkest hour!
>>713381368
>Brainwashed into thinking all orcs are slaves
A true orc bows to none other!
LEARN HOW TO TAILOR
listen when there are more of us and we've enslaved the humans and rule the fucking island, then we can go through a revolution, but not now we must gather strength.
Anyone know a good website/ game for this kind of stuff? Also bump
>>713381663
cavebro wonders, cant we just let this anarchytard sit in the corner?
>>713380672
>>713380722
>>713380795
[Scouting party arrives back at shrine]
>"Leave me, I must be alone with the shrine." says Bashuk, ushering the rest of the camp outside the shrine's door.
[Bashuk is communing with the spirits]
>Back at camp, the female tailor arrives. The orcs are taught the fine arts of tailoring. Kek and his tribe are now outfitted in comfortable clothes - Kek himself now dons a silken cloak, a status symbol as leader.
>Back at the shrine, a loud shrieking noise is heard from inside the chamber. The party rush in, to find Bashuk in a semi-possessed state, gazing skyward. Suddenly, she snaps into consciousness.
>"I...I need to speak with Kek," she says, "He's going to want to hear this."
[Party returns to camp]
>"The old gods are unhappy with our arrival on the island," she tells him. "They want appeasement. They want...they want blood."
>An old orc walks into Kek's tent.
>"Forgive me for interrupting, sire, but...I will go. If it means the safety of my people, I will offer myself in exchange. I haven't many years anyway."
A) Refuse sacrifice
B) Tribute the volunteer
C) Sacrifice the blacksmith
Population: 18
Government: Leader (Kek)
Religion: Shamanism
Status: Healthy
Technologies: Blacksmithing, tailoring
Settlements: Camp MAGA, Caveville (allies)
Locations: Mine, Shrine to the Old Gods
>>713381933
B) If he is willing to die for us then let him
We need to conquer the humans soon if the old gods demand more blood, I do not want to sacrifice more orcs
>>713381933
CAVEBRO SAYS REFUSE IT AND INSTEAD PRAY AND BEG TO THE GOD OF KEKIONISTRANISM!
Refuse the sacrifice, who knows if the gods are actually unhappy and it's not all a lie.
>>713381933
B, niggersmith has been nothing but a bro, and we dont have room for the elderly.
Plus i aint fuck with no old gods
Obviously C. But you gotta trick him into going with you.
B will cause a riot even though he volunteered.
And A is just asking for doom.
>>713382260
OUR GOD WILL PROTECT US FROM ALL DANGERS, NONE ARE STRONGER THAN THE GOD OF KEKIONISTRANISM!!
>>713382173
We cant just throw away our people, think of how the others will feel. Plus, sacrifice is a downwards spiral to waging war with the humans. we dont want that yet
>>713381933
A) Defy the gods and prove that orcishkind is greater than those beyond the sky.
>>713382368
there is only one answer!
KEKIONISTRANISM!
couldnt we just sacrifice an animal or some shit?
>>713382612
you've got a point
Kill 100 geckos to appease the old god
>>713382024
>>713382260
>>713382264
>"You have been a trusted ally over the years," says Kek, "I will not have you meet your end in some cave."
[Sacrifice is refused]
>Over night, a lightning storm ravishes the camp. The surviving orcs, along with the tailor and the blacksmith, seek refuge in the mossy cavern. The orc's camp is set a blaze and, by the morning, is nothing but smoldering ashes.
[Old Gods are appeased]
[-7 population]
>"Sire, I..." says the old orc, "We have lost a number of good men and women. Our camp is in ruins - I would have died for this."
>"Enough," answers Kek. "It was a freak storm. 'Old Gods' be damned, it was a tragic accident. Nothing conjured up by spirits, or ghosts, just some bastard weather."
>The settlement in ruins, the surviving orcs must decide what to do next.
A) Establish a new camp in the cavern
B) Negotiate terms for living with the humans
Population: 11
Government: Leader (Kek)
Religion: Shamanism
Status: Healthy
Technologies: Blacksmithing
Settlements: Camp MAGA, Caveville (allies)
Locations: Mine, Shrine to the Old Gods
>>713382368
He offered to be sacrificed. He wasn't forced to. I don't expect rebellion over this and best case scenario we get the blessings of the old gods.
>>713383103
A) Re-establish the camp in the cavern. We will not be deterred.
>>713383103
shoulda prayed to kekionistranism
guess our only choice is A now since we dont want to be murdered in our sleep :/
Well, that played out like I expected.
I vote move in with humans.
>>713383103
Damn it! WE SHOULD HAVE LISTENED
A) We aint livin with no hummie filth, we 'ard boys, we gonna live inna cave now lads.
Can we rebuild what we have though, so we don't start from scratch?
>>713383252
I TOLD YOU ALL THAT CAVEBRO WOULD BE VICTORIOUS EVENTUALLY!
>>713383103
A) Reestablish in the cave obviously.
We don't go down withough a fight.
Also now the camp is burned down there will be some good soil for regrowth.
>>713383451
Just because we live in a cave doesn't mean we follow your hooey communism faith.
>>713383584
cavenism is for humans
kekionistranism is a different thing ya dingus >:(
I vote we sacrifice the orc that keeps talking about starting a religion. I think he's the reason the old gods are so upset and he's sowing seeds of dissent within the camp.
>>713383841
#cavebro did nothing wrong
im the one writing everything down (aka taking screenshots), you can't kill the only historian you anarchytard, we need to preserve our orc culture
Make the cave into more of a defenoble Fortress and remake the old camp. When weather gets bad or we get attacked retreat into the cave.
>>713384057
History is determined by the victors. History will be what we who remain make it.
>>713383252
>>713383275
>>713383276
>Downhearted, the orcs spend the day salvaging their camp and re-building it in the cavern.
[Time passes, one month later]
>The orcs have established a modest settlement underground, with the assistance of numerous human labourers. The orcs have a steady supply of food, from a nearby crop field. Clean water has been funneled into the cavern from the stream and the settlers are now relatively established. The Old Gods seem to be appeased, for now.
>With population slightly expanding, Kek decides to move out of the cavern. His scouts have found two possible locations; one atop the mountain, and one closer to Caveville. Moving to the mountain would provide incredible defenses, whilst being somewhat isolated. Moving closer to Caveville would hasten the growth of the settlers' culture, research and trade.
A) Move to the mountain
B) Move closer to Caveville
Population: 23
Government: Leader (Kek)
Religion: Shamanism
Status: Healthy
Technologies: Blacksmithing, tailoring
Settlements: Camp MAGA, Caveville (allies)
Locations: Mine, Shrine to the Old Gods
>I'm gonna go shop to get some snacks, I have a big plot idea for when I get back. Rebelfags will be happy. Keep the thread bumped, will be back in 10~ minutes
>>713383103
>>713384227
can we kill the anarchytard that wants to kill both our leader and our cavebro?
>>713384625
I vote B). We've got to build up a little before expanding too far. The mountain will make a good fort eventually.
>>713384625
Shit incoming rebellion.
Also B
Easier to launch a raid from a nearby village then a mountain top.
>>713384625
B) We need the ideas and research stuff
cavebro thinks we should post pics of our pets to bump
What's the comment cap on a thread? Or is it just an image cap?
Bump
>>713385444
What a waste of trips
Phone wont let me show my cat off :/
bumperino though
dont let this shit 404 im too invested
>>713385146
I have no pet. :(
we gotta keep the thread alive!
>>713384684
I think you mixed me up with the previous anarchytard. I don't support anarchy.
I'm very intrigued. This is great OP.
Bump
OP said 10 minutes.
It's been 18.
Is OP kill?
>>713386908
op will be back
cavebro trusts in op
Let's do this niggers:
>>713387036
>>713387036
>>713387036
Live damn it! I wanted to get to the thousand strong horde of orcs enslaving, raping, and pillaging across the island!
>>713386908
The old gods must have got him
>>713387073
New bread?
OH SHIT BOYS WE GOING >>713387073
Bump
>>713387965
we've migrated to a new thread
