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Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>713364129
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Circlejerk thread.
Lentokonesuihkuturbiinimoottoriapumekaanikkoaliupseerioppilas
Claim
I hate myself
Shiro claimed.
>>713367926
Are you okay
>I had the Monster Java today, it's good
I am a huge narcissistic boy and I love myself.
>>713369125
Same
How lucky can one guy be
I kissed her and she kissed me
Like the fella once said,
Ain't that a kick in the head?
The room was completely black
I hugged her and she hugged back
Like the sailor said, quote
"Ain't that a hole in the boat"
>>713369418
Love me kitty. I'll screen shot all your replies
>>713369080
That's Finnish for "airplane jet turbine engine auxiliary mechanic non-commissioned officer student" and it's a real military term.
My head keeps spinning
I go to sleep and keep grinning
If this is just the beginning,
My life is gonna be beautiful
I've got sunshine enough to spread
It's just like the fella said
Tell me quick ain't love like a kick in the head?
>>713369765
Hmmmm
>>713369813
Hey, cutie.
>>713369562
Fags, I envy you. Really, I do. You guys haven't been smacked in the face by reality yet. You still think one of these "waifus" could even possibly exist IRL in some way.
But nope. Real life women are just as boring and flawed as we are.
It's fun to pretend for a while but once you stop then you're more sad than you were when you began because your imagination gave you a taste of what you wanted and reality reminded you that it's impossible.
>>713368126
Hello
>>713369813
All in one word?
>>713369919
My love is pure
>>713369919
Don't call me that.
>>713370134
Yes, It's a quirk in the Finnish language.
>>713369989
Captcha:
>Dead straße
>>713370364
What happend?
>>713370134
My love is pure aswell
Eight cards, Eight cards, Eight cards.
>>713370037
Hi
>>713370381
>>713370550
Oh, h-hello!
How rude of you to keep me waiting so long.
Tell me what 8+8 is please.
>>713370497
Oh, I didn't know it was you, you weren't posting Chen.
>>713370683
Sorry, i'm trying to fix a cd player. Is it 16?
>>713370364
That's a very odd quirk. It's there a sort of reason for it?
>>713370497
Erp when ;o
>>713370564
>>713370765
No, you were wrong!
What kind of math are they teaching kiddos these days, sheesh?
8+8 is Eight.
Do you understand?
>>713370804
Wake UP you manchildren! I don't want to hurt your fun but this moment will never last. You MUST face reality, eventually. The longer you wait the more it will hurt!
Heed my warning! Heed my cry! You must face life head-on. Stop fapping over cartoon whores drawn by gookmongers.
Gosh damn, son. They ain't real. Sorry, though. Not trying to be rude I just want to help.
>>713370876
No i don't
>>713370687
Mhmmmmm
>>713370794
But, I'm shipped with Mai already, so that's pretty imposible, Alice
>>713371089
There's no hope for you!
ahhhh!
Goodbye..
>>713371240
Bye
>>713370999
Nice trips btw
>>713367698
https://discord.gg/qvMH8uh JOIN
https://psychology-tools.com/empathy-quotient/
>>713371645
Fuck
>yuiposter
>>713371536
I didn't even notice my trips
>>713371198
I'm shipping with Chen, not Mai
>>713370794
It's just a huge compound, but it's a military term so it's kinda official.
Who here has autism?
Take the test..
>>713371806
Yes
Chen+Mai=couple
>>713371760
>>713371967
I didn't realise it was you replied to me :(
>killing self
>>713371952
I get it! The ones with pictures, right?
>>713372010
>>713372214
Don't.
I bet there are some anons who want your ass
>>713372298
>>713372418
>>713372576
>>713372238
ᵂʰᵃᵗ﹖
>>713372699
>>713372835
You're finally here..
>>713368429 (You) (You)
>>713371645
>>713371699
>Mai
>>713372707
These anime fags with their gay waifu pictures. They're autistic. That's the joke, right?
>>713372864
>>713372942
Wew
Glad to know
>>713372880
Hmm? What does that entail?
>>713372987
Yes.
Are you going to take it aswell?
>>713373191
>>713372417
But I want only the Chen :(
>>713373222
I've been waiting for you.
>>713371645
Even if I take it, it won't be news to me, so I don't really see the point.
>>713373409
May I ask why then? Or perhaps who are you?
>>713373851
27
>Less autistic than you
>>713373851
I'm taking my rightful seat on the throne.
>>713374105
Help me come up with something new :(
>>713373772
I'm someone who's been here, waiting for you.
Your someone who peaks my interest.
I admire you deeply.
Hence why I waited here for you.
>>713374105
Fuck
>>713374202
Your waifu a shit.
>>713371645
>
>>713374228
You can be the Duke of autism.
QOTT: do you wipe standing or sitting?
>>713374701
I appreciate it
>>713374712
Sitting
>>713374346
Give me attention already
>>713374712
Sitting
>>713374712
Only WEIRDOS wipe standing!
>>713374712
I just let it build up then wash it off in my weekly shower
>>713374764
>>713374764
>>713374764
>>713374764
>>713374764
>>713374764
>>713374764
>>713374737
what's with the name change?
>>713374801
how is that even possible? :o
>>713374853
are you calling me a WEIRDO? :(
>>713374862
pooping in the shower is great tbh
>>713374340
Not many people say that. Why would I be of such interest to you?
>>713374956
Mai truly took my crown according to an internet test :(
On the upside, I'm more autistic than Sacho
>>713374956
You stick your hand down and you wipe. It's easy
>>713374931
Okay, cutie.
>>713374986
I wish I knew the reason.
It's sort of an obsession, yeah?
>>713374956
YES!
WEIRDO WEIRDO!~
>>713375050
oh I got 16
>>713375062
but how does it go down?
>>713375098
:o
>>713375350
you're a meano :(
who should play with fran
>>713375311
Well, if it's any consolation you have me interested in you as well now.
>>713375624
How interested?
I've been studying you since you arrived here.
>>713375515
Yopu put your hand underneath you, wipe then drop the paper then pull your hand out
>>713375756
wait what?
who puts the toilet paper in the toilet bowl?
>>713375835
:0
cute blondes
>>713375515
Fran?
Who dat?
>>713368264
Hate is a strong word.
>>713375906
that was a typo lol I meant ran :o
he plays tererrria
>>713375699
Since I arrived here? Why? I don't think I've doen anything particularly noteable.
Interested enough to want to know more about you.
>>713375900
Every normal person does. Where else would you put it?
>>713375914
Welcome back Kurome! You also told me love was a strong word but I didn't hold back expressing my love to you
>>713375906
He wouldn't want to play with such a youngster like myself
>>713376182
Oh no! I quoted myself
>.<
>>713375993
>>713376144
in the trash bin in the restroom
you're just gonna clog your toilet :o
>>713376129
*done
>>713376227
ya dingus :o
I would play with you ._.
I'll see later if my laptop can run it
it runs lol but idk if that's easier than discount minecraft
>>713376152
You are a very nice person, but you should move on to someone better.
>>713375900
those are good
>>713376129
I'm a nobody. Honest!
To me, you're everybody.
I can't explain this obscence obsession, but it's definitely there. We only ever talked a few times, and when we did, I was instantly attached.
>>713376230
So you put shit in your bin?
You're just gonna make your bathroom smell bad
Also toilet paper is designed to break apart in water so it wouldn't clog it
Fuckin man children don't even understand how to wipe their own ass because their moms still change their size 50 adult diapers
.>Mfw
カラミチーマス
>>713376399
I'd love to play with you!
>>713376502
Why do you think so bad about yourself? I love you for who you are.
>>713376653
WHAt the fuck am I reading
>>713376791
I thought we were size 42?
>>713376877
>he actually sees some sort of humor or amusement in this gif
Straight up autism
>>713376855
Look away, Chen.
>>713377031
Stop.
Is fucking scary.
What the fuck.
How many of you are grown ass man babies who are still virgins claiming a cartoon character as your wife
>>713376854
I have a bad past is all.
>>713376791
This motherfucker thinks he's something special.
>Hex Maniac claim
>>713376653
So you're saying we have talked before then? Well, I guess I had that much figured,
I appreciate the honesty, if indeed it is honesty.
>>713377153
This is not for your brain. This is why I try to ignore the thread.
>>713377315
We don't need to worry about the past. We move forward, together to make a great future.
>>713377532
Your filenames are making me laugh
Anyway my past is catching up to me and I don't want to drag people down with me...
>>713377758
I'll go anywhere and do anything for you Kurome. Together we can get past any obstacle.
>>713376653
>>713377360
I'm sorry, I don't really know how to react in this situation.
backfromthedead.gif
>>713378063
I wouldn't forgive myself if you got hurt.
>>713367926
Of all people, why Mai?
Yukko is so much better.
>>713377444
Oh, thanks for caring, Rory.
>>713378315
I would die for you Kurome. It doesn't matter if I get hurt. You'll always be there to make all my pain to away.
>>713378146
That's okay.
Does my obsession bother you at all?
I hope I'm your first obsessor.
>>713378503
No wazzahs.
>>713378646
>>713378646
>>713378774
Will you finally accept my love Kurome?
>>713378462
She's generic overly cutesy trash.
I see the resident stalker-ship is back in progress
>>713379130
>>713378702
I wouldn't say I'm bothered, just surprised.
Unless there have been ones that I don't know about, then you are the first. Although there is good reason for that.
>>713379250
Hmm?
>>713379199
How can I love you if I can't even love myself?
>>713379250
Alice a cute.
>>713379383
Haruhi x Kurome, it appears heavily one sided. Hence sstalker-ship
>>713379424
Thanks, hello Kurome
>>713379373
>>713379591
Stop encouraging dangerous stalking behavior.
>>713379424
I can make up for the love you can't give to yourself. We will be happier together, it makes me happier just talking to you!
>>713379790
>I can make up for the love you can't give to yourself
That's not a healthy way to think
>>713379729
butitsfun.jpg
>>713379518
Hi, hi. I do like Haruhi and stuff, but I can't open my heart up to people anymore. Not even to my immediate family.
>>713379790
You're very sweet and I don't deserve you, I don't deserve anyone or anything. Not even a pet cockroach. I'm going to go cry in my pillow again, bye.
>>713379518
Ah, yes, it does appear that way. If one's stalking though, the other has Stockholm syndrome.
>>713380121
>andhonestlyharuhiwouldnthurtaflyletaloneakurome
But he could hurt himself.
Good night, weird thread.
zorak
>>713380270
Sleep well, last sane man here
>>713380196
Keep it hard as a rock. Don't let people in ever, it only causes pain
>>713380258
It does sort of seem that way, doesn't it
>>713380270
Good night kitty who won't love me :(
>>713380196
You are much better than you think you are! Nobody thinks of you so badly, we all love you. I'm honored that you even reply to me.
>>713380270
Night Chen
Odd thread.
>>713380517
Is Yuihood like childhood or knighthood?
>>713380517
But seriously fuck this thread.
I said that people take things seriously on the internet
But this is too much.
Emotionally frustrated idiots.
>>713380612
Both
>>713380678
poor kuromeme
>>713380897
>>713381134
Get the fuck out my thread.
>>713380897
GET THE FUCK OUT.
>>713380258
GET THE FUCK OUT
>>713378702
Get the fuck out.
YOU ARE ALL A BUNCH OF MENTALLY CHALLENGED CUNTS
WHO LACK ATTENTION AND LOVE IN REAL LIFE
GO FUCK A WHORE OR SOMETHING YOU FUCKING RETARDS
YOU ARE MAKING THIS THREAD SHIT
I miss the okd /waifu/.
This is more like trash, holy shit.
People fighting over internet relationships and really suffering
That's fucking autistic.
>>713381401
What's so great about kurome anyway!?
>>713381401
Hey, I don't give a shit if you tell me to leave, but do not tell Rei to leave.
>>713381645
>>713381766
Bye haruhi
Interesting looking thread
>>713381401
I think you care too much.
>>713381645
Stop taking yourself seriously you autistic fuck.
I swear on my grandma's grave that I will find you and break all of your bones.
I swear that I will piss and shit on Rei's violin and cum on his ugly face.
>>713381908
What makes it interesting?
>>713381953
I think you are a fucking retard.
But hey, there is a difference between us.
My opinion matters.
>>713382047
Look at the post above yours
I think autistic fits are pretty interesting
>>713381957
Nice Meme
>>713382161
Why do you think they're interesting?
>>713382102
It doesn't to me, and I'm the person you want it to matter to obviously.
>>713382175
>MEME
okay boy
>>713382341
>boy
You're beginning to sound an awful lot like the shitposter.
>>713382265
I'm not sure actually
Perhaps interesting is the wrong word.
Entertaining is more fitting I guess
>>713382451
You are a newfag.
>>713382505
You're interesting
>>713382505
Are you sadistic?
>>713382317
Nah, calm down, you are not relevant to this thread.
>>713382451
>>713382505
comfort me yuno
>>713382581
Oh you got demoted?
Why am I interesting?
>>713382584
>>713382638
Not sure which one is Sachi, probably both
Yea I am sadistic but everyone is right?
What's wrong?
>>713382621
If I'm not relevant to the thread, how am ruining it?
>>713382571
>newfag
Wew thats a spicy meme
Got anything hotter though?
>>713382627
>>713382763
Mai beat me in an online test :(
He let me keep a dukedom though
>>713382801
By not bringing any good subjects in it.
All you do is braging about yourself, real life stuff, not even your waifu.
>>713382835
Get shit on kiddo
Guess there is only one king now, although deep down we all knew that already
what kind of test?
>>713382958
>rei brags
Fucking when?
>>713382835
It's called a Duchy you douche.
>>713382813
>>713382763
Yuno will never go for a sadistic guy. Actually no psycho will go for a sadistic person because they can't be controlled.
>>713382813
Are you fucking retarded, or what?
Why are you talking with capital letter now, to seem more serious?
Earlier this thread you were writing like a fucking mongoloid that you are
But now, when you are arguing, you started to write with capital letter and punctuation?
Jesus fucking Christ, you are truly pathetic.
>>713383090
Stop licking people in the ass.
>>713382958
Citation needed.
But anyway the cool thing about the internet is that I can do or talk about whatever I want and your opinion on the matter doesn't mean much or indeed anything at all to me.
713383127
not worth my time
>>713383025
https://psychology-tools.com/empathy-quotient/
>>713383108
It's also usable as the title held by a duke, since you named me a Duke, it's not technically wrong of me to say
Mikasa claimed
>>713383394
You still replied.
>>713383583
Who is this I have spotted
>>713383394
It's a shame your waifu will never look your way lmao
>>713383708
/thread
>>713383131
I love how your posts continue to get longer and longer, you seem truly serious about this. Why?
Who the fuck are you anyways?
>>713383814
That's Sachi.
>>713383861
But I'm Sachii :o
>>713383756
Its my house
>Mikasa
>>713383924
No I'm sachi
>>713383924
I thought you were Alice?
>>713384037
I'm Sachii, Alice is a disguise
