Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Rory-sama claimed
nice try faggot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEFOa_zPBLY
Alice1 claimed!
Let's mix it up a bit!
>>713304844
>>713304844
>>713304844
>>713304844
real thread here
Claimu!
Kurome Claimed.
>>713305121
Thats some cool shit Mai
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ztCA4bxNrQ
Avatarfags get out of my thread
>>713305233
if you are going to do this atleast use the right filenames
its not like i had filename randomizer on and didn't notice -_-
>sachi
Haruhi Claimed
(RIP my Kurome)
>>713305442
Actually she's mine.
>>713305845
>>713305442
Nottu disso shitto agen
>>713305803
What happened to Kurome?
>>713304991
The best there ever was. The best there ever will be.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YUI
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday my dear waifu
Happy birthday I love you.
which thread is real
>>713305121
that's some quality jew killer there
>>713306102
i still don't think she's old enough to drink tho
>>713306021
Doubtful. She doesnt even care about others enough to marry.
>>713306139
What do you think?
>>713305964
Kurome left me. I have nobody left.
>>713305845
You can't prove that, you lie like always!
>>713305932
Once he learns his place it'll be over!
>>713306102
Oh, that's adorable.
>>713306139
This one is real.
howdy!
>>713306214
I think both will get deleted
>tali
>>713306214
She's a softy. Just lookin' for the right person.
Also...
Claiming felix
>>713306385
>multiple waifus!!!!!!
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
HIT IT LADS DELETE IT NOW
this thread will be gone
we dont want your waifu fags here
anybody have that lewd pic with her and another girl? i didn't save it last thread.
>>713306449
Oh shit! It's the fuzz!
Well might as well post in both threads to be safe
Hello
>no life
>Juvia claimed
>>713306339
My place is with Nui, who I'm already married to. You're the one who has to learn you don't have a wife.
>>713306370
Tali please
>>713306385
Also what? You claiming a second one like a goddamn heretic?
>>713306102
for Sachi's birthday i played through most her route and watched her anime episode
Imagined doing stuff with her aswell
it was pretty good
Man fears the darkness and so he scrapes away at the edges of it with fire.
I love you, Alice1
More than you can imagine!
I'm obsessed!
>>713306370
You're married to a dude
hitler shouldve gone after the waifu fags as well
>>713306493
fuzzies intensify
I guess the other one was deleted. Hanako claimed.
Fucking fat virgins
>>713306533
You lie like always and you believe the lie, you are not worthy!
Mfw mods are banning these threads
>>713306535
please what? :^)
>>713306581
hello rei
>>713306515
hello again beautiful
>>713306596
(you)
>>713306656
YUUUUUUUUUUUUKIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Federal regulations state that I must post this sign here. For your convenience non-waifufags, you are advised to proceed with caution and our recommendation is to not feed the neckbeards in this thread. Thank you, and carry on.
Virginity defense thread
>>713306664
Of course it was deleted. Tsunyun hasn't even shown up today.
>shitposters damage controlling because they intentionally make threads while claiming waifus
>they keep on coming back
>but they 'hate' us
>>713306333
I'm sorry, Haruhi. I don't love you. You're a good person but I just don't share those feelings with you.
>>713306853
Hello tali
>please no.
We need to take these threads more seriously and hear what the autistic children have to say
CLAIMED
>>713306853
How's it going Tali?!
still here
>>713306927
you know it's sad when even a group of autistic weebs finds you to repulsive to let into their social group. kinda feel semi bad for the shit posters now.
>>713306638
I think you need to go back to history class, anon. Germany and Japan were allies during WWII, not enemies.
Waifu thread slogan
>>713306868
https://youtu.be/i3s9RgZFmEk
https://youtu.be/0H6KodMDXHc
https://youtu.be/8mQScjlXbBE
>>713307087
anime creators =/= waifu fags
>>713306763
But I am worthy! Since Nui loves me! And I love her. And that's what matters most.
>>713306566
Oh ok
>>713306209
Misaki, chill, she can drink if she wants to.
>>713306139
Hi tali
>>713306515
Hi Juvia, sorry I didn't respond on the other thread.
>>713306656
Hi Yuuki
>>713306853
Hello.
>>713306980
Why would you tell me you do then just take it back and rip my heart out
And they keep giving me free (You)s as well. How thoughtful.
At least Spiderman doesnt sound like a broken record.
>>713307156
Is it time?
>>713307029
fine I won't. but only because you asked nicely
>>713307069
made my 3rd sale this month 1 more and i get a 1% commission accross all 4. 2 more and i get a 25 cent/hour raise.
>>713307213
hey yui what's shakin bacon
>>713307228
how's your day going?
>>713307228
Hah!
>>713307213
How's it going Yui?
>>713307372
Nice, what are you selling?
>>713307302
i filtered image.jpg 10 threads ago :o
>>713307213
istillloveyou.jpg
>>713307446
home improvement/contractor work
>claiming a cartoon character as your wife
>>713307462
>Telling them your filters
>>713307172
You say that but you know it to not be true!
>>713306853
May i ask how you've been?
>>713307213
It's alright, the only thing a cutie like you should be sorry for is being so cute
>>713307372
You better not
>>713307446
Nice, that's awesome to hear! I got a 25 cent raise not too long ago myself.
>>713307462
>implying this works
>implying you don't just do your best to ignore it
>implying you don't call mommy down to the basement to comfort you from the bullies
>>713307568
>taking it this seriously
>>713307634
hola spidey
>>713306585
You're talking to the one person that will never hear you...
>>713307611
But actually I know it's the truest truth. I can't lie about love.
>>713307372
>>713307446
Good.
Just finished rewatching the first season of K-On for Yui's Birthday.
>>713307622
*blushes* oh um thank you~
I think you are cute too
>>713307462
So that's why you never responded to me intentionally doing that.
>>713307622
>is that a challenge?
>>713307611
see 2nd response of >>713307372
>>713307685
i can potentially get one each month if i get 5 sales in each month
>>713307418
Hah?
>>713307372
Considering it's about 5:30, I'd say it's about to end shortly.
What about yours?
SPIDERMAN THREAD
>>713307837
icouldneverforget.jpg
>>713307914
your whole day ends after 6? it's 9 here >>713307837
>MAGA
I still don't think yui can drink tho
>>713307837
Good deal, gonna watch season 2 or the movie?
>>713307873
Infinite money! Do you specialize in anything or is it just like general home improvement stuff?
>forgive me if that's a stupid question
>>713307721
You can never be so sure!
>>713307914
Ha-ha!
Y'all couldn't handle the spam so you moved to the board where this autism belongs
>>713307837
Thanks but I'm not as cute as you are, i didn't think it was possible to be this cute.
>>713307873
>maybe
How dense can this manlet shitposter be?
There is literally a western character in thread right now.
Instantly out of /a/ and /jp/.
Post another pic of your girlfriend, dude. I need fap material.
>>713308204
I think it's pretty clear after 6 years that she's never coming back... the odds of her watching a thing like this are slim even if it hadn't bee that long. She didn't care for anyone but Anonymous, remember?
>>713308163
>I'll always forgive you but no
we do literally anything inside and outside big or small
>>713308442
fine then you sexy goddess from the realm above
>>713307251
I don't know, really. I'm sorry.
>Mfw Uplay is down
>Ubishit is being shit
>Can't play Siege
Why Must Life Be Cruel.
>>713308103
I should have clarified, it's 5:30 AM as opposed to the alternative. I was up until now watching some anime.
>>713308204
What is it that you want? I'm willing to listen.
>>713308588
>manlet
Feels bad.
>>713307832
Well neither can i and only one of us can be right!
>>713307873
Oh alright, well it sounds like life is going decent
>>713308588
Kek, you can't get you're own girlfriend. You're such a virgin you jack off to pics of fully clothed women? And cartoon characters I'm assuming. Pure autism here a pic of me instead
>>713308943
haha your smaller than your waifu
wanna fuk? :o
>>713308690
How do you know all this?
>>713308943
Wasnt directed at you. Shitposter is shorter than his girlfriend.
Makes her pay for everything too.
>>713308795
I forgive you. Well I'm going to actually cry myself to sleep now.
>>713309156
>>713308762
Gotcha. I'm completely clueless about contract work and home repair lol.
>>713307837
>>713307622
forgot I wasn't supposed to compliment you.
>>713308103
Well she is 18 by the end of the anime, so technically if 2d don't age then she is a minor. But I don't care, if it were me and her it we could party till the break of dawn.
>>713308163
Maybe season 2, I cannot watch the movie without crying my eyes out.
>>713308442
t-thanks
*hugs*
>>713309272
Episode 20 of s2 kills me every time (if I'm thinking of the right episode)
>>713308840
well then your day is just beginning
>>713309010
agreed the 100$ bonus will make up for thanksgiving and a little extra too
>>713309156
what a piece of shit if true
>>713309191
can i cuddle you while you do?
>>713309272
i think you'd be doing something else until dawn >:)
>>713309191
Don't cry, be happy you dodge a bullet. You'll find someone 10 times better than me, I promise.
>>713309156
Kek, nice damage control. I understand y'all are made that someone with an actual sex life and girlfriend is bullying you, but don't make shit up. I'm not that much taller than her but still. She ots for everything? What the fuck kind of autistic rambling is this? If you a managed to take a girl out your be trying to pay with good boy points
