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Here is a bunker that will withstand any modern nuclear blast if not hit directly. However the bunker has to be secured from the outside for it to protect anyone on the inside. There is also an emergency explosive charge inside the bunker that the Jews left behind.

>singles wont get you in the bunker
>dubs will get you in the bunker, however if you are the last person to roll dubs you have to lock the door of the bunker from the outside
>trips sets off the explosive charge inside the bunker
>quads and above gives the Russians the exact coordinates of the bunker and the nuclear blast hits the bunker directly with no survivors. If this happens everyone who is inside the bunker dies but everyone who rolled singles lives.
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roll
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>>713303199
congrats you in

>bring that asian with you
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>>713303199
I'm so blessed
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>>713303322
>>713303199
Wow I'm really blessed.
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Fuck your bunker
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Rolling for trips
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>>713303322
dang 2 dubs in a row
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did someone mention russians?
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>>713302798
let me in
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>>713303717
nigger you're staying outside
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>>713302798
We all die
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ROLL
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Trips pls
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Roll
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>>713302798
There is clearly a wheel to turn to lock it grin the inside. Pleeb.
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>>713303717
lol faggots cant come in
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>>713302798
>Implying bunkers save your from radiation poisoning
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BOOM!!!
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i probably wont escape this
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Roll
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>>713304111
YOU MOTHER FUCKER
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>>713304111
boom
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>>713304022
sure i'll lock you in that death trap
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>>713302798
Wtf
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>>713304327
I'm in
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NIGGER B GONE
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QUADS
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way to rip off another thread and then make it not as fun OP. The people who got locked out on the last thread were just looking to blow the fucking thing up by getting quads.
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>>713302798
>NUC-LE-AR-PRO-TEC-TION-ON-A-BUDGET
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Hod the door
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let me in faggots
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>>713304473
i actually started the threads
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please
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didn't wanna get in you bunker anyways...
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i hope i get singles so i finally get to die
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get out here and face your death like men, you dub-getting fags
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Ler me in Pidy is here
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LIFEEEE
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>>713302798
k
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>>713302798
I got this...
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I wanna die
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>>713302798
>bunker has to be secured from the outside
who the fuck would design a bunker in such a stupid way?
it will probably collapse if a fat squirrel walks over it
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Fuck em all
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Let me in this discussing bitch....
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GET ME THE FUCK IN
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Fuck almost got 5555
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OPEN THE FUCK UP!
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>>713302798
let me in or i'll suq u
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didn't want to live anyway
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Roll
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Going for it
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LET ME IN NOWWWWWWW
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>>713305455
Ayy
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>>713305645
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?how do you know what you roll ? I know im an idiot , but I rather know now and get shit lol
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Roll
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>>713305713
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>>713305781
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>>713302798
rolling
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>>713305873
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Let me in motherfuckers
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Re-troll.
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>>713305873
Fucking nailed it only 3 tries bitches
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>>713305890
Reroll
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Fuck it I'm killing all of you
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>>713302798
Ok and what sets off the nuclear blast outside of the bunker the way you have this anyone who rolls dubs dies no matter what retard post
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ayy lmao lemme in
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>>713305971
Re reroll
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Let me in faggots
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Damn Jews
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>>713305999
i'll stay out here
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>>713305999
O shit waddup
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for the roll
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>ruskie roll
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>>713306066
Fuck yeah
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>>713302798
ayy lamo
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Ayeeeee
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>>713303933
Yay you're in!
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I never wanted to live anyways.
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>>713302798
I don't need a bunker to withstand a nuclear blast. I'm a fucking tank brah.
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HOW DO I KNOW WHAT NUMBER I ROLLED HELP MEHHH PLEASE LOL
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Here we go lads
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Rollin
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>>713306207
Fuck me why
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Let me in pls
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rollin
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Let me in damnit.
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>>713305999
Already killed everyone inside the bunker
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Roll away!
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Rolled
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>>713306388
There you go!
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What about me fuckers >>713306059
And Ye
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Ayler Shackbar
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Rollin
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>>713302798
roll
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Roll
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>>713306665
One off
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>>713306665
FUCK SO CLOSE
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We should have dropped a third nuke on japan
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roll
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>>713302798
rollin
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Jaboody roll>>713307069
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>>713302798
Rollin
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>>713307182
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>>713302798
Rolling
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>>713307237
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Me too thanks
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>>713307333
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>>713302798
"behold i have become death destroyer of worlds"
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roll
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Roll
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>>713307376
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>>713307439
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doobs
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>>713307513
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>>713307320
Pls
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>>713307575
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Trump 2020
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>>713307550
Gimme them dubz
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>>713307615
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>>713307621
reroll Trump202020
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The roll of faith fags.
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J>>713307712
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>>713307621
>713307676
Trump20202020
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>>713307784
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>>713307733
YAS I get in. Anyone have alien nudes.
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>>713307863
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>>713307932
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>>713307978
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>>713306665
So close. But we still safe.
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>>713307633
Yusss, finally in
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>>713302798
rollin
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Roll
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>>713307831
We need alien nudes to survive.
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>>713302798
*knock*knock*
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>>713308683
Next dubs has to post alien nudes.
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Roll for Russia
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>>713302798
rolling
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boom bitch
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Fuck this I wanna live
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>so ez a tard could do it
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let me in
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This is the best I got so far guys, but we need more alien nudes. Any dubs for now on must bring alien nudes with them to bunker
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Incoming!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AeAuTAgCWCA

check this out guys!
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Lemme in. Your gonna need a doggo.
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>>713309861
No thanks
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>>713302798
I'm in
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>>713309989
No you not in.
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Imma fart soon as you close that door.
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>>713302798
Y'all niggers posting in a nigger thread.
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>>713310070
No farting aloud fag. Or else you get kicked out.
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being gay is a sin
dirka dirka dirka
dubs let me in
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>>713310166
HALT. You got dubs good. Now bring us some Alien nudes or your dubs become invalid.
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>>713310104
Can't keep me out
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>>713310166
Rules are rules. Now bring the alien nudes or no bunker for you
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Dubs get, entrance check
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>>713310304
here u go daddy
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>>713310666
rip everyone in Vault 2016
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RUSSIANS, I HAVE LOCATED THE BUNKER
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>>713310735
fuck that was my picture fee to get im
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>>713310666
Alright you get in.
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>>713310666
ow shi....
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Roll
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It's OK, Trump got elected.
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Now remember, rest of dubs still have to bring the alien nudes. ONLY Alien nudes are valid.
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Cock
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Lemme in
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>>713302798
roll
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Im in.
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Rooollll
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>>713310925
no wait let me out
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>>713311275
Why
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Fuck the bunker
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>>713310894
good job anon you killed everyone in the vault
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>>713311354
i got trips when i gave u my alien nude >>713310666
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>>713311401
No vault anon reporting from within the bunker. Besides the whole satanic demon attack here, no nukes have gone off in the vault.
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>>713311401
punish me daddy
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>>713302798
rollerino
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>>713302798
and no survivors
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>>713311777
Too late
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>>713311777
great we've died twice
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>>713311777
Trips. All singles outside bunker now dead.
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>>713311911
>911
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>>713311622
oh ok, thats good. nice dubs, is the vault a nice place
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>>713312082
Yeah dude it is. We got pizza, beer/whiskey/wine/rum fountains. Oh did I mention that we got Alien nudes.
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>>713311777

So its better at this point to be outside the bunker and get nuked.

Quad get
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Let me in pls
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roll
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>>713312288
winrarr
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>>713312264
sounds like a great place, here are my dubs
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>>713312288
HALT, bring us Alien nudes, then you may get in kind sir. Because no alien nudes=no bunker
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>>713312288
Locked and loaded
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boom
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>>713312288
Rules are rules. Bring alien nudes or no access my friend.
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JUST
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i shall roll
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thx for the access
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>>713312699
YES I AM SAFE
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>>713312759
Welcome to the bunker m8
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ayy yo nigger that real world thing
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rip
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>>713312080
ive got 2 dubs and a trip
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>>713312699
>>713312776
Wait a minute sir. Alien nudes must be presented to enter.
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>>713312900
im coming too
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>>713312900
let me not be last cucks
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>>713312900
Dubs. But you need alien nudes too.
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>>713313000
thats what you get for stealing my post you fucking nigger
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>>713313099
alright ill get alien porn
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>>713313000
damnnnnn
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LET ME IN YOU FUCKS!!!!!
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Posting some alien nudes because I can.
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>>713312972
i think this will do
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Jeez
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I'm an engineer so I could be helpful to start all over again. I also can draw dank memes when all the electronics go down.
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>>713313000
time for quads
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Let me in
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Gunna kill us all here
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>>713313292
Alright Meme engineer. You can come in. Since your skills are an essential part of society.
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I smell crispy burnt bodies
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>>713302798
Let me in! I swear i will be of use!
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Roll
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Ok
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Chucking
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>>713313272
You can enter as well. Because LOL.
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>>713302798
i'll bite
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Wait for the 4s bro.
We gunna kill all these fucks.
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I'll be your sex toy forever if you let me in
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>>713313714
Please
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Dubs get
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KABOOM BITCHES!
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Someone get some dubs so we could get more Alien Nudes.
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Help me
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Russians are zeroing in on our location :(
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Let me in, I'm a fairy
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>>713313777
>>713313777
FUCK YOU WE WERE SAFE
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roll
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>>713313777
Oh shit I got trips y'all niggas dead now let me in nigger
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>>713313966
As soon as you bring some Alien Nudes. You may enter.
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>>713313999
Trips again.
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RRRRREEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRR
BOOOM BOOM BOOM
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>>713314045
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Heres cums the nuke D:
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>>713314235
Good, welcome to safety.
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>>713313999
Wtf double trips
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>>713302798
what if I rolled and got quints?
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NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
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pls
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>>713313999

KEKEKEKEKEKEK
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>>713302798
i don't wanna die.
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Time to kill us all
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Gonna roll m8
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Sheeeit
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>>713302798
Fucking niggers let's go for quads
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Gonna roll for anialation
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allah ackbar
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>>713314433
Damn so close to killin you stupid fucks.
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>>713314433
Good job on dubs. Now just go get us some nice Alien Nudes and you'll be safe.
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>>713314599
Dubs, but you still need to bring alien nudes.
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Sort of alien nude now let me in.
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quads GET, fuck you all
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>>713314695
Ok. You shall pass into the bunker my friend.
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Alright Russia they're in there YES THERE
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>>713314808
Sorry no quads try again latter
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>>713314695
What episode of Ben 10 is that
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Fuck theyre zonung in again
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Roll
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Check out thesr quads yo
Die jew$!!!!
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Wait when is last dubs gonna close door?
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At 1:43 est. Everyone roll for quads and hope we kill ourselves#!!!!!
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>>713314996
Boring ass episode where the grandpa goes to take a long walk alone
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Traps aren't gay but Trips are
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Please be quads
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salsa
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Hello Russia?
Yes here and the quardanantdls. Get em!!!!
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>>713315352
U live in the wrong time zone motherfucker
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Kaboom
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Booom
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check out my trips
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>>713315530
This is Russia we got it
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>>713315557
Nooooooo!!!!! :(
Guess we eait for the 6s
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>>713315647
Aiming
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k
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>>713315610
Thats not how you do it.
Watch thiiiis >:^}
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>>713315688
Preparing
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roll
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One post will fulfill the prophecy
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>>713315802
fuck me
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Traps are gay
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>>713315811
ayy, you got in
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Bye people
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Bye guise
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I'm Matthew Broderick so I need to be in the bitch ass bunker
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>>713315798
Fire at
1:53 am EST
100 post per minute . We should be able to kill everyone in 7 minutes >:)
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Kabooooom
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500 posts till quad time.

Everyone stand by the launchers...
We gunna kill those lil bitched
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>>713302798
Rollerini
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>I tried to get in the bunker 3 times
>now rolling for quads to kill you sons of bitches
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Bye niggers
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>>713316250
Stand by nuclear misile inbound
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>Everyone get ready to fire!!!!!!!!

Launch time has been moved up to 1:51:35 est

At that time give them all you got comrades!!!!!!!!
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