Waifu claiming thread.
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, we're all mad here
Mods are finally banning this cancer
Haruhi Claimed
(I miss you Kurome)
You beat me you cunt
![Guren[65].png](https://i.imgur.com/z58wxEm.png "Guren[65].png")
>>713294975 shinoa
I hope it goes away soon
I'm
still here
and
if you say so captain
i dont know shiro i like the quiet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8i9e3Cc5us
>>713297133
gay
Hello everyone, that was fun
>no life
>Juvia claimed
Oh no, we got banned and pruned! That'll stop us from being autistic!
Cheshire Cat claimed
>>713296353
Hi, Shiro! have you been up to much?
Mods are finally banning these virginity festivals
>>713297243
wait a minute, do i know you?
Kurome you will never be forgotten. You will always be in my heart. <3
>>713296914
>>713297243
>pets the cheshire cat
How are you? I missed you!
Dirty autists!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfVdXCZZyBA
>>713297373
Holy shit
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YUI
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY DEAR WAIFU
HAPPY BIRTHDAY and I LOVE YOU
>>713297373
What the fuck
>>713297373
>the loneliest virgin on earth
>>713297511
>TFW Galils birthday is unknown
All that is known is that she was made sometime in the mid 70s
>>713297373
This is weak sauce.
>>713297373
I'd be lying if I didn't say I'm 10 times more concerned about you now.
>>713297373
Dedication is real. I thought i was crazy for my anon
I mean
Wut :^)
Mods finally banning this autistic cancer
Saratoga claim
>>713297273
Nope.
>>713297143
So do I, but I just need to get my mind off of things sometimes, and the quiet just makes me think more.
>>713297674
>>713297700
I'm so upset now that my Kurome has left. I need to get her back again.
![Guren[53].png](https://i.imgur.com/mWnfdEm.jpg "Guren[53].png")
goodnight
>>713297812
Nebraska got hit hard with the nerf bat after that loss, but still in top 25.
The quiet cuts both ways for me- sometimes it's relaxing and there's not much to think about, and other times it makes me have to do something to engage my mind. I've always done my best work in the dead of night because of that.
Virginity Defense Force
Claim
>>713298291
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ztCA4bxNrQ
Avatarfags get out of my thread
>>713297812
i find the quiet brings clarity with enough time usually
>>713297747
Anon Waifu meme right here >>713297373
>>713297602
I tried finding a patent date, but came up with nothing.
>>713297373
Creepy
>>713297700
Crazy for me?
Aw~
>>713297442
Good!
I missed you more!
>nuzzles
>>713298400
That's mildly concerning
>>713297895
You need to calm down dude
>>713298102
Night!
>>713297630
Hello again cutie,
>>713297700
Hello again smugs
>>713298199
>wew
That's lewd
Virginity protection thread
:^<
>>713298484
Nah. I missed you more. Didn't you see your discord
>>713298400
a cute
>>713298106
Should still go to the Outback bowl.
>>713298357
I could use some clarity. Oh well.
>>713297373
Spiritual successor to Esdeath right here.
>>713298348
Why did you reply to me?
>>713297373
SURPRISE LEWD FAIRY
>>713298494
Smugs, love me like Haruhi does :(
>>713298666
I could use some of THOSE DIGITS
>>713298491
And I thought I was bad
>>713298680
Kek
>>713298577
Hello there!
Can you tell me a good joke?
I need to be cheered up..
Things Waifu claimers will NEVER have:
>sex
>a girlfriend that isn't filled with cotton
>a scale that reads any number below 300 pounds
>a brain free of autism
>social skills
>>713298494
How could I possibly calm down? My life was just shattered in front of me. I have nobody left
>>713298635
>>713298680
i miss the psychiatrist guy who profiled me being honest
he posted with nothing and told me esdeath was my friend
i miss shitting around with you bud
>>713298577
Hello again juvia
>>713298713
That's a lot of love dude but I'll try <3
>>713298767
>tfw i know that feel for an anon
>>713298666
hopefully you figure it out
>>713298971
what happend?
>>713298926
I have a few jokes.
-This shitposter >>713298938
-Haruhis obsession
-Discords
-No Mans Game
>>713298635
Yeah I kinda forgot my password and my email wasn't confirmed.
But I missed you the most~
>>713298971
His waifu might be out again
>>713298980
Rip/10
I bet y'all are extremely unattractive
>>713298971
Do whatever it is you did two days ago.
>>713299006
I don't understand.
>>713298971
You can have me~
>>713299011
Bad move.
>>713297812
Ah, i'm not up to much either though, but it's enjoyable even if i'm doing nothing.
>>713299156
You have so much fucking ammo right now and you continue with the copy-pasted insults?
>>713299124
Seriously? :(
I'm telling you, i missed you more! I was getting concerned on why you're so quiet on discord
>
>>713299147
FUCK
i meant wifi!
>>713298666
Definitely. I don't follow them like I used to, but it's good to see them doing relatively well. Alabama is still gonna rule the roost for some time though.
Also, those trips.
>>713299156
That was really offensive
Take that shit down, child
>>713299239
iwantyoumore.jpg
>>713299257
?
>>713299313
Forgot gif
>>713298767
semen demon xd
>>713299367
Do you have no other picture except that one?
>>713298926
Sure, i mean I'll try
Also why are you so down?
A cutie like you shouldn't be
>now, Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.
>>713299011
So what are you up to again, i kinda forgot
>>713299116
Kurome left me.
>>713299239
I'm pretty sad at the moment I don't think I'm ready yet
>>713299310
You're right I do have a lot of ammo. This is loaded down with anti weeb pics and pastas I've written. Just trying to get a little triggering going before I bust out the big guns, I've got a treat for tonight. Here's a rare one
>>713299462
Nevermind
>>713299508
nico nico noose
>>713299147
Is it bun time?
>>713299639
nico nico nii hehe xd
>>713299402
Hi
>>713299549
No
>>713299637
>he acts like he's all big and bad because he's behind a computer screen
mai waifu
>>713299570
That was terrible! I love it!
I'm in a depressive state right now, there's really no helping it..
Please tell me another! That made me smile.
>>713299122
Booooo
Be original for once..
>>713299594
im always gwew if you want to obsess over someone
>>713299828
yuianon,iloveyou(butnotasmuchasmywife).jpg
Get!
How many of you are legally adults and still virgins? I know some of you are 15 year old losers one bully away from the next Columbine but but honest.
>>713296914
>>713297243
>claiming worst cat
Claiming best cat
>>713299935
Okay
Klonata
Tsuklasa
The thread :^)
>>713299089
Thanks Tomoko. I hope so too.
I'll be heading to sleep now.
>>713299999
>>713300000
>>713299917
goodnight
These threads in a nutshell
>>713300303
imgladyoudo.jpg
>>713299985
I just need someone to talk to that can fulfill my hunger. Kurome was the perfect match for me.
>>713299570
Black flags cause bored
>>713299639
ok
>>713299680
It seems so
>>713299917
Goodnight.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ziw4yd5R0QI
>ITT: autistic 15 year old acts all high and mighty because he's behind a computer screen and pretends he has a girlfriend
>>713300509
You have me, love.
Who here is already getting ready for Christmas?
>>713300357
>image.jpg
Gosh atleast get creative
>>713297716
>>713297006
Remember to report all posts an avatarfag makes, so they get the gist
>>713300357
>>713298704
>tfw nobody notices surprise lewd fairy
>>713300029
Thats the most seasonal cat
Felix a steaming shit.
>>713300518
I love you therefore I missed you more!
>>713300615
The only person that's done something remotely related to getting ready for christmas is my mom, and all she's done is find her earings.
Hoping to get The Witcher 3 though
>>713300615
trees up and lights too
>>713300569
ITT:
>hideous man children who have never had sex or a girlfriend damage control their faggy threads where they claim cartoon wives after years of rejection
I've posted enough pics of me and my gf, keep being jealous and finding ways to deny it you ugly Virgin
>>713300569
Thanks for trying to help earlier. You wouldn't leave right?
>>713300774
The bait is strong
>>713300615
I am
Already bought majority of my own presents though.
>why disappoint?
>>713300657
>being so outrageously autistic that you ACTUALLY care and think it makes a difference if someone is posting on 4chan using a phone or a computer
Kek, some people have social lives and relationships and have an actual use for a phone, now go back to cumming to Chinese cartoon characters all over your gaming computer mom bought you, greasy ass virgin man baby
>>713300965
Not at all, you are my love and I would never do anything to make you unhappy!
>>713300810
Felix!
My neighbors already have those stupid inflatable decorations outside and my mom is going to get a Christmas tree tomorrow
>>713300875
Degenerate/10
>>713300998
What did you get yourself?
>I just picked a random pic, 99% of the time that's what I do
>>713300876
>>713301190
>you are my love
You're talking to a fat man baby behind a computer screen, or a cartoon character. Either way you're a fucking faggot
>>713301035
I actually got this computer for Chanukah. And the only thing thats greasy is my huge nose, silly goyim
>>713300615
Lights and tree going up this weekend, already started getting gifts. It's that time of the year.
>>713300965
>You wouldn't leave right?
Here we go again.
>>713300876
are they actual thread people? the one on the left doesnt even look bad
>>713300509
i could do that
i love you haruhianon
>>713300998
noiloveyoumore.jpg
>>713301310
Is there something wrong about being homosexual? Ignorant child
>>713301358
How many shekels did it cost, Mr. Goldstein?
>>713301310
And you're arguing with them. Who's got the bigger problem here?
>>713301190
You really are kind. It helps to talk to someone.
>>713301469
Ikr, he's a real qt.
Home from work
>>713301546
>being this new
>>713301469
3 are the same person
And not even a thread anon
Kek
>>713301696
bite me yuuki
>>713296914
>>713301546
Uhh, yes there is. It's un natural. Not even from a religious perspective. Biologically, it's a fucking defect. If you're born male, you have specific body parts made for reproduction, shaped to fit inside of a vagina and equipped with nuts to supply to semen. If you're a girl, you're born with reproductive organs and well, shaped to fit a penis. If you're gay, you're a biological mistake
>>713301809
How hard?
>>713301846
just a little nibble.\
>>713301648
>>713301786
im getting mixed replies here
>>713300774
Nah <3
I've been waiting for on discord all this time
>>713300509
Talk to others for the time being
>>713301696
I see
>>713301035
Bud. All i said was to get more creative, I am on phone, I can screencap to prove if that's what your little heart desires.
I mean honestly there's a difference between being a troll and being an autistic faggot(and that's coming from someone who called you cute).
nibble me yuuki
>>713301829
>It's un natural.
you do realise other animals other than humans involve themselves in homosexual behavior right?
get educated
>>713301263
Galil!
Tbh my family doesn't normally get one until around the 15th or so
We don't have any of the inflatable shit or any lights though
We don't like inflatable shit, and the manager of our trailer park doesnt like us using lights
>>713301829
What if you're bi? What if you just think boy butts feel good?
>>713301890
I'll pass this time
>>713301914
I see you
>>713301810
>>713301263
eh its no big deal
>>713299935
I'm glad you liked it
And if jokes will make you feel better then i will tell them to your hearts content.
>now, i bought shoes from a drug dealer the other day, i don't know what he laced them with but i was tripping all day.
Also have a hug
>
>>713300518
What's it about?
>>713301914
Yeah <3
I'm sorry that I didn't get to talk to you much but I have work in the morning.
I bid you Good night, beautiful
>Cheshy
>>713301899
The far left is different from the other faces. The other three are the same guy
>>713302160
bite me yuuki
please
>>713301979
memez
memez
>>713301263
ArmA III to play with Misaki eventually
Portal 2 (finally)
RimWorld
This War of Mine
Then some manga: (OPM, WataMote, Welcome to the NHK)
Planning on buying a Yui figure too
>>713302445
so none of them are from thread and is just to bait the shitposter?
>>713301640
Thank you.
I can't talk for much longer, unfortunately. I have to go to bed soon
I love you though!
>>713301035
>actual relationship
Yet you keep coming back here. Day after day. To spend time with the 'virgin autistic man babies' you hate so much. For as long as any other poster. Makes me laff.
>>713302743
>>713302688
The solo one rarely visits the thread anymore, yes. The rest are laughed about in the Discord
>>713302743
>Giving it replies
Gee if I was given a constant flow of free (yous)
saged
>>713302160
Do you?
>>713302310
Assassins creed black flags is a pirate version of assassins creed
>>713302341
Aww alright. Good cutie <3
>>713302865
woah what are you doing?
>>713301914
I'm trying to find someone to talk to. I was hoping somebody would offer and Mikasa did.
>>713302555
No
>>713303012
Maybe
>>713302865
>OMG! TAKE DOWN MY WAIFU
>>713302741
Come back tomorrow and we can talk then. I'll be waiting for you.
>>713302945
Have a (You) for your efforts
>>713303030
LEWD FAIRY NEEDS TO BE NOTICED
Nice interlaced trips.
