Secrets thread
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Secrets thread
>>713291978
I visit /b/ daily
>>713291978
I had protected sex with OP's mother.
>>713292238
We all do anon. We all do.
>>713291907
ever take his dick out?
I saw OP being a huge faggot.
As a straight male, i made out with a femboy in Army BCT
>>713291978
OP adds nothing to this thread and nothing to life.
>>713291680
I've felt that way for a long while now. Separate bank accounts, seperate bills, seperate lives basically. We never go anywhere anymore, no vacations together for about 4 years now, barely any sex. The reason he gives me is to save money, but then he goes and spends money on stupid shit instead of helping me with groceries.
I'm so utterly tired of it... Spending all my time alone or with my friends, since he never wanta to go out.
>>713292802
That's called boot camp, faggot. We all do.
>>713291978
ho'boy another "wehas ecall verets" thread!
islam is the black magic to christianity's white magic. islam teaches to use violence against that which blocks your spiritual path where as christianity teaches to use love, compassion, and non-judgement.
i get roughly 1-2 hours of work done in an 8 hour work day. the rest usually consists of me drinking coffee and doing coke in my office. i usually smoke a joint on my lunch while i sit in my car and have a drink (vodka)
>>713293016
>islam teaches to use violence against that which blocks your spiritual path
How are gay people and women with freedom blocking their spiritual path?
>>713291978
mom friend car finger back
I would love nothing more than to jerk off to ISIS terrorist scum gangbanging and humiliating captured US female marines. If I ever say that in real life, I would be killed.
>>713293175
What's your job? Does no one notice?
>>713292920
You're happiness is wholly your responsibility. Plan something fun for you. Sure, invite your wife but don't expect her to join you. Also, try to enjoy something she's enjoying. Maybe she doesn't enjoy your shit anymore. That's not a crime. Frustrating for sure. Anyway, get in shape. Buy her small gifts and flowers randomly without expecting anything in return. Do your own thing in an alpha way not like a sad beta. And fuck bitches.
>>713293175
Sounds like a coworker of mine.
>>713293586
Holy shit you're still trying with this? Please die.
>>713293502
im a full time janitor at an elementary/middle school. no one notices, i keep to myself
>>713291978
every few weekends, I buy a bunch of adderall. Then I hide from my gf/friends all weekend, and do nothing but watch tranny porn and shove toys in my butt while wearing womens underwear. Everyone needs a hobby, I guess.
>>713293525
I guess you missed that I'm the wife in the situation.
Unfortunately, some of my plans are on hold (divorce and moving away), since I'm broke and a few weeks late on my cycle. The first time we had sex in 4 months, and this happens. I hope and hope and hope that I'm not, and if I am, maybe it would be a wakeup call for him. But I'm so worried it won't, and I'll end up being a single mother in a marriage.
This whole situation just sucks.
>>713293860
Nice. Obligatory 'please be careful anon'. I'm sure you'd get fucked double-hard because 'muh children'.
>>713293586
Log of shit
>>713294116
Dont encourage him.
>>713293586
Log of shit :/
>>713293394
what
>>713293381
hey christians wont let women become priests either, for no particular reason, so neither religion is very progressive. also the gospel says nothing about monogomous gay couples, only homosexual temple whores.
take it from a spiritual perspective. what's the correspondence? don't allow those who pursue only physical pleasure (as gays are largely sluts, even in america), or those who want to tie you down to a family (as women represent worldly attachment) stop you from achieving your spiritual works.
>>713294353
>Catholics dont have female priests
>Islam preaches enslaving their women
Wow really comparable.
>>713291978
If you tell some one a secret is it still a secret?
>>713293963
I do the same but I use amfetamines.
>>713294722
adderall is amphetamines
>>713294618
never said they were equally as bad, in fact i think islam gets way more twisted than christianity these days, but both are pretty bad. christians are supposed to be almost communists because they're supposed to give everything of theirs to the church for the poor, becoming poor themselves, thus needing to be reliant on the church and generosity of others. yet you have megachurches in ca that preach the prosperity gospel where you just believe enough and you grow rich. thats pretty fucked knowing the source
>>713291978
i suck cock for craigslist strangers
>>713294967
I mean speed. Basically all the same. Last time I used a whole cucumber. Horny as fuck but only then
>>713293963
you should read infinite jest. dude does something simliar but with ganja...op/writer was on heroin tho so its a 'thinly veiled metaphor
>>713293175
as if newfags on /b/ have jobs aside from sucking their daddys dick for internet service
>>713295015
Your comparing being greedy with keeping half the population under your boot. The pope kissed a refugees feet on television ffs. Plus here in UK the Church of England has allowed female reverends for decades (and many countries do the same) Islam hasnt progressed in centuries and likely never will.
I want to rape some of my coworkers
>Be me, early 20's
>In last semester for communications, got job at old HS doing public announcing work for sports teams
>Hours count towards elective course I'm taking and I follow them so easy work
>While working meet 14 yo freshman who is equipment manager for basketball team
>She's cute af, looks 18, blonde and skinny, wears a shitton of makeup but hey they all do
>Talk with her randomly at a few home games, she tells me my announcing is cool
>She's a teenager and her dad works at the school as a counselor so I chat when I see her and whatever the rest
>Randomly one night get a text saying "hey u!"
>whothefuckisthis
>It's her, she got my number from someone
>We text for a while, she's saying the usual teenage shit, I give her some advice on how to handle a situation with her super strict dad
>She thanks me profusely, tells me I'm a great friend (we barely know each other...)
>Next time she sees me at a game, gives me a big hug and stares at my eyes
>Awkward as fuck as we are in a public place, I gently push her away
>We keep texting, know it's wrong. Conversations turn to inappropriate things like she's a virgin and has only kissed one guy
>I tell her what sex feels like from a guys perspective; she tells me it's unreal someone as sexy as me doesn't have a gf (verbatim)
>Next home game is a Friday, she asks if I can give her a ride to the friends house she's staying at that night. I witness her boldface lie to her dads face about where she's going.
>This is so wrong but I say yes anyway. She is delighted.
>We get in car and she wants to see the GPS nav on my ride; as she leans over I put my arm around her
>She cuddles up to me and says she is scared to tell me this but she likes me...a lot (um duh...)
>We drive to an abandoned parking lot in a strip mall and I can't help myself
>Lean in and kiss her, begin making out. She is inexperienced as fuck and is looking for me to lead.
>Make out turns more more serious and I start feeling up her shirt
Cont
I havent spoken to anyone outside of my immediate family in 2 months.
I guess I'll go sleep now, and hope she responds tonight or tomorrow.
There is no reason for her not to, but still, it usually doesn't take 7 hrs....
I'm lonely when I'm alone. I'm lonely when I'm around others. I'm always lonely no matter who I'm with. When I'm alone, I crave being around others, and when I am around others, I just want to be alone in my room. I don't know what the fuck that is, but it pisses me off. And as much as I hate to admit this, I feel like I'm such a narcissistic asshole because I can't help but believe that everyone else is just a fucking idiot and I'm way smarter than everyone. I know I'm not, I'm just delusional. Yet, I still can't think otherwise. I think so highly of myself, while at the same time, I realize that I'm nothing. It's like I'm a self loathing narcissist.
I don't know what to do anymore.
I talk to this girl everyday, and she said she used to have a crush on me, and I really like her a lot, it breaks my heart.
>>713296009
>Every anons childhood the post
>>713295757
You're talking to us retard. Good try.
>>713293175
Donald Trump? It's you!
>>713296002
Have you tried drinking?
>>713296185
Not really the same now, is it?
>>713296241
This
Drinking's great.
>>713296270
Does it bother you that you're a nobody?
>>713295732
Well?
>>713295450
okay, i totally get all that and agree with you that externally violent muslims are terrible news, but islam's followers are largely in shit parts of the world. the economic benefits from twisting religion is huge in prosperous countries but the socioeconomic benefits are exponentially larger when the past is full of exploitation and presently other consider yours to be "3rd-world" and then a drought devastates millions of farmers. not to mention the Apocalypse theories over there that people both foriegn and domestic are trying to push to fulfill prophesy.
>>713296241
I have. It doesn't help.
>>713296002
Hey man, I've been right there with you. I know EXACTLY what you're talking about. What you need is a change. You need a change in the group of people you're with, and meet many new ones. Just meet new people... you're bound to get interested by at least one of them!
And not to sound like a mom or something, but really, make sure your nutrition is good. Your mind doesn't act it's best without food in you.
And try to be less hard on yourself. Really!
>>713296409
Sometimes.
>>713293586
Log. Of. Shit.
>>713296002
Hey bud, you're just like me. Except you wouldn't like me. Because we think too highly of ourselves.
>>713296508
What do you do for fun? Do you have a job? Are you a NEET?
>>713295732
Please
I steal panties. I have a wall in my closet that I pinned all my stolen panties too.
Once, I reached into a dumpster to grab these crusty, smelly old panties. They're on my wall, and I taped a tampon I found to them.
>>713294061
Just change the gender and the advice is the same.
When I was roughly 12 years old, I fell out of the habit of brushing my teeth. Up until I was 18 years old I brushed perhaps once every two or three months max. I've had like 8 fillings since I've gone in.
My gums suffered so much decay from that time period that I have 5mm-7mm recession all around, and there's a decent chance I'll need surgery to get it fixed since they won't come back on their own at this point.
So yeah. I have the dental health of an 81 year old man even though I'm 21 and tried reversing the damage with good oral hygiene three years ago. Brush your fucking teeth, dudes.
>>713296865
>Once, I reached into a dumpster to grab these crusty, smelly old panties. They're on my wall, and I taped a tampon I found to them.
W-Why?
>>713296880
Except when you're pregnant?
(or not, haven't taken a test yet)
>>713295732
>She offers no resistance
>She will do anything I ask I think; after more makeout, I'm going down south
>She is nervous as shit, tells me we can't have sex now. I ask her what she wants and she says anything but that
>Suggest fingering her and she's down. Play with her clit for a while
>Feel horny and awful at same time; know we should stop
>She's moaning and pushing my hand into a better spot for her
>Pretty sure she had a small orgasm, then said oh shit have to get to friends house so she can call dad from there and make it appear she's been there whole time
>Says she wants to keep seeing me, thinks about me all the time, does age diff bother me?
>Should say yes but don't - she smiles and kisses me deeply
>The second she gets into friends house, texts me incessantly; girl is obsessed
>We keep texting and I can't bring myself to push her off
>Keep meeting her in parking lots and such; finally one night we are way into it in our fave spot
>She leans over and asks if I want her to give me head
>ofcourseyes
>Break her oral cherry and then I lay her down
>She says I want this anon, so you?
>Last barrier is broke and I say yes, put on a condom and we try for a minute or so until it's in
>She is so ridiculously tight I thought it would fall out
>She's in some pain but says keep going and she loves me
>Tell her same even though I don't really mean it
>Take her v card right there in the car
>This continues for 5-6 months, one night we got a hotel room and fucked four times after she orchestrated another lie for her dad
The whole thing unraveled when her dad found a note (teenagers...) to her friend about how good "sex with her man" felt. I wasn't named but freaked out because her dad went on a fucking rampage. She was screaming crying please don't leave me, we can keep doing this, etc.
I kept talking to her for a few weeks so she wouldn't do something stupid like tell her psycho dad and eventually we broke off communication.
>>713295029
M or F?
>>713296472
fucking continue
>>713296693
Unemployed. On government assistance because I'm a bit mental and carved my arms up. Used to take shit loads of drugs and drink all the time but I dont do that anymore. I got really into lifting but haven done that the last month or so because who cares.
>>713297092
start drinking tea from oregano. this will help the uterus contract and speed along the change in hormonal balance.
>>713294061
Tits or gtfo
>>713295562
M or F? Hot or Not? How violent a rape?
>>713297049
They were black lace. I saw them in the dumpster, and as I was walking away, I was like "aww man, I can't leave those there..."
I kinda get off on the idea of being a degenerate, and being turned on by garbage and filth.
>>713297049
>>713296865
Honestly why? I've stolen friend's panties but Jesus dumpster diving for them sounds gross.
>>713296981
Holy shit just brushing your teeth for 1-2 minutes a night could've had you golden
whyyyy
>>713293586
LOG OF SHIT
>>713293486
Submitted
>>713297509
stop being a cancerous faggot
>>713297322
Do you want to live the rest of your life like this?
i tried doing anal with my cousin when we were 12 and then she woke up
>>713293860
loooooool, I was not expecting that profession. no offense anon
>>713297329
Huh. Guess you learn something new everyday!
I'll give it a shot!
>>713297443
I saw them in there and I just HAD to get them. Like the panties would have been lonely if I didn't grab them.
Also I like how disgusting it felt.
>>713293860
Mr. Anderson?
>>713297092
Sure, the prego thing changes some shit. I'd bang a prego chick but I'm a /b/tard so it doesn't count. Does he think the marriage is over too? Are you two just two single people living together now or is he still in love with you and just isn't puting the time in? If you're another fempedo, don't fuck your kid even if /b/ would love that greentext.
>>713297775
Of course not. I'm 30 soon though and I doubt my life will ever improve to the point were I'm happy and stable. I hope to get a job next year so I at least dont feel like a leech.
>>713297875
If prego, up your iron intake. It helps with cramps and delivery muscle pain.
>>713298486
Right, good luck anon.
Just washed my face for the first time in two weeks.
I report dox attempts on /b/. I'm not proud of this fact.
>>713298856
Why? You looked fine to me.
>>713293586
LOG OF SHIT
I onced jerked off at a public playground at 7pm
>>713298906
Why would you do such a thing?
>>713298994
/b/ro, that was you on the other side?
>>713299245
Trolling trollers calls to me. I can't help it.
>>713298965
I dont even look fine when I wash, let alone when I go without.
>>713291978
I never had a gf and I'm 18
>>713293586
log of shit
I am a psychopath
>>713299499
Boyfriend?
>>713298503
Let's just hope my cycle is screwed up yet again. Haven't really had any symptoms that would indicate pregnancy. Just some of my typical pms symptoms minus cramping.
>>713297186
"just got your number from someone"
yeah ok lmfao
>>713295732
holy fuck are you typing 10000 words continue already
>>713300214
oh shit im blind nvm lol
>>713292920
:( reminds me of how me and my girl are now. We went most of the weekend without even saying so much as five sentences to another. She spends her free time with friends. I'm starting to wonder if we have finally grown tired of one another. Just as well but I worry about my son.
>>713299752
No I'm not gay my nigger
>>713300582
Relationships are hard.
>>713300583
Then you're fucked.
>>713300882
Yup I like this girl in my school but she is pregnant I was fucking pissed cuz I grew a liking to her and I still do like her and I go out and eat and do stuff with her
>>713300784
relationships are easy, communication of desires and thoughts are both hard and risky. relationships ask you to find a middle ground and giving too much of yourself is the same as not asking anything for yourself.
>>713298264
He says he loves me but does nothing to show it. I would be so happy with a $5 bouquet of flowers from walmart, and yet, the last bouquet i had was from my wedding day 4 years ago. All he does is play games on the computer all day long. And I wish i was joking.
Sad thing is, all this alone time has done nothing good for my feelings for him and i feel a wall being built up around my heart. Although there is one sweet boy in Texas who would do anything for me, including moving here, even though I'm married and he knows it.
And i love this boy dearly. But if I'm pregnant I'm going to have to let him go and focus on i guess being a single mother in a loveless marriage.
I'm fucked regardless
>>713293716
Holy shit faggots like you still reply to it so it keeps shit like this alive? Stupid faggot probably copy/pasted chain messages in the mid 2000's
>>713301381
he might be suffering from clinical depression which he hides with multiple layers of sarcasm and a mild internet addiction. suggestion : for one week, do nice things for him that you'd want done for you. see if his priorities change.
>>713300582
I know your situation and feel for you. It's just that divorce is so expensive and it puts both families through so much pain.... I don't know if i have it in me to walk away like that. Adding a kid into the mix? That would make it 10000x worse.
One time I wrote in a book using sharpie "we all have secrets"
>>713300882
Also I can't put it through my head that anyone would love me I feel like everyone hates me even though everyone is around me. Surrounded but still soon alone. I just can't see any girl liking me. Every single time I see a girl and I think she is cute or anything like that I automatically think nah I don't stand a chance of having her as my girlfriend might as well just drag her along my journey hopefully j do some bullshit that cuts her off from me and then off to the next one. I think in suffering from depression and bi polar or one of them either way I shout seek medical attention. Even though I really don't think it's necessary to do so
>>713301795
I'll try that, even though I do nice things for him all the time in hopes that he'll take his eyes off the screen for even a second.
This has been going on since before the wedding sadly... I was hoping the marriage and combining our lives would change that, but it hasn't thus far.
I've grown so tired of being the only one trying anymore
>>713301795
>see if his priorities change.
>>713301381
If they don't and you are pregors, you can move in with this totally not creepy /b/tard. I'll buy you some god damn walmart flowers. Wait, are you a whale? If not, you're out of my league and you'd be taking a step down with me. Tits either way?
>>713302364
you might be depressed and you lifestyle might also be total shit. lift, get fit, get sun, and see a doctor about being on some antidepressants, temporarily, while you get life sorted out. you can't rely on antidepressants to make your life perfect though because it requires personal effort.
>>713302196
I've not married yet I am smarter than that. We may be able to pull through we usually do. It's just this time around has been a LOT more frigid. I don't like the cycle and I don't think it's healthy. She'd also probably go psycho possessive even if she wanted to leave me. I'll just lay down and see how the holidays go. My lease isn't up until july anyway. We have only lived together for six months. We have done it before but I wasn't sober and we didn't have a kid yet. I don't know if I could be okay with another man raising my son. It's a catch-22. I came from a broken home so I see the pattern.
>>713299663
Are you though?
>>713302671
I actually want to become a police officer so I've been trying to loose weight I already have a membership at a gym that me and one of my friens go to cuz I'm 270 I think and I need to loose some weight. ALOT of weight . Also I don't want to go to my doctor about it because I don't want my doctor to relay the message that I'm depressed to my parents cuz I don't want them to worry about me and that could decrease my chances at getting jobs around my area
>>713302528
You sound like a friend of mine in Northern California. Are you located north of SF?
>>713302616
Well thank you for your offer, but I'll have to regretfully decline.
And no, I'm not a whale. Last time i checked, I'm about 140lbs and 5'4"...not a stick... But not a whale hahaha.
Although my coworkers call me a hobbit more often than not.
>>713303235
Just lose weight. Never talk to doctors about shit like that. They will just mark you as crazy. Good bye lawenforcement career.
>>713303235
Yea they won't take fatbodies easily. Just don't be a complete prick if you make it.
I fucked my sister when I was 10
>>713302528
He likely has a hyposexual problem. He would need to seek help for his sex drive to improve.
>>713302671
→get sun
Praise the sun
lol
>>713303278
No, I'm on the opposite end of the country. PA
>>713303362
can you pls post belly pic
>>713303466
Eveyone fucked your sister. You're not special. Ask your dad.
>>713303455
Ohh hell no I'm just gonna do what I need to do like make sure people are safe I won't pull over for something minor like a broken light or some bullshit like that
>>713303512
I've thought of that myself... Although I think it's more of his lazy ass never getting off the chair so he has like no muscle or stamina at all... Even if we do have sex, it's not very pleasurable for me.
>>713299499
You're not alone. 21 and no gf here either. Got a couple numbers in the past few months but never got a date because my phone/text game sucks.
>>713303763
I mean like I never had a girlfriend since the day I was born
>>713303571
Um... No? Remember I'm married lol...plus i don't need a photo of my tummy on the interwebs.
Most of my weight is in the ass/hip area anyways
>>713293586
LOG OF SHIT
>>713303878
Same here bro. ;_;
>>713303526
Well, MT is a nice state to live in. Grab your new man and head here. Start yourself a new life.
One time, I ate an entire bag of mozzarella cheese.
That's my biggest secret.
I'm not as ambitious as people think I am.
>>713303362
Oh shit, na, you're out of my league for sure. If you're top heavy too, I'll really be hurting.
>>713304001
Ohh shit what up. I think I'm should just stop trying and focus on getting the car of my dreams which is a impala for 59 to 64 I'd like any of those years
>>713303931
I said tummy m8. posting a picture of a nonsexual, unidentifiable bodypart does not violate your marriage vows nor could it come back to haunt you in any way.
now post it.
>>713304220
Nah...smaller chest but I'm bottom heavy hahahahahaha
>>713304173
Just wait until it comes out. New bigger secret.
>>713304298
I don't knoooowwww.... I'm not one to post stuff like that on here... Or anywhere on the internet
Well goodnight everybody hope y'all enjoy the rest of your day I'm just gonna hit the hay for today i need to go to school tomorrow and hopefully win the heart of a prego girl that has a bf
>>713304350
Those hips will only get bigger after passing a child. You'll have a lot to work with.
i have nudes of my ex girlfriends younger sister. we were 21 at the time, she was 19.
>>713302528
>the marriage and combining our lives
that's only useful for someone who's committed to that idea. he might feel like he's lost the only freedom he had, games. then add the stress of a wedding. and then add the internal expectations of how his parents used to be. he might be (subconciously) trying to be his father or feels like a failure because you're not enough like his mother. there's a thousand different variables, and its up to you to work through what's holding him back.
>>713304614
unless you have your full home address tattooed on your tummy there is literally nothing to lose here, people don't even bother saving pics without tits
>>713304914
Side half-nude is like non-nude. Try again.
>>713304350
u the breast implant femanon
>>713304825
Yah... I'm aware of that... He always says i have good birthin hips... Which makes me feel like I'm breeding stock... Not a good feeling to have
I havent talked to a human being in months besides saying 'can i take your order' at work. I ignore coworkers because I stutter, they eventually stopped trying.
That was just context, the secret is i talk to 'imaginary friends'. I know very well no ones there, i just wish there was. Sometimes i hug pillows and pretend its my imaginary friend.
when I finished college I moved to a rural property and my neighbors asked if I could sit their kids while they went hunting every second weekend. I regularly bathed with them and would lay around naked with them while they played with my hose, shit was cash
>>713304944
>its up to you to work through what's holding him back.
You were really going someplace good and helpful until you put all the blame on the prego wife. You're retarded. If those are his issues then they are his to solve. She can be supportive but can't solve his problems for him. No one can solve someone else's mental issues.
>>713304944
Ugh... Just all ugh. I've suggested counseling but he never wants to talk about anything serious. So he has his walls up too... But we're never going to advance the marriage this way.
>>713304989
I know... It's just weird
>>713305089
Nah... I don't mind my small chest... I fit into vintage dresses well with them hahaha
>>713305502
>I know... It's just weird
if you feel its more normal feel free to post nudes, I'd be happy to see all
otherwise post tummy
>>713305226
I don't know how he means it but when i say it it to a woman it's because i find it sexy as hell. Plus, holding onto my lady by the hips is the best. Sexual situations or out and about don't matter.
>>713291978
have dealt with suicidal thoughts and feelings of inadequacy for several years now, almost no self esteem, can barely talk to people, and never kissed/fucked anyone.
I beat off in class one time and a girl noticed, asked for my phone number after class then I met her a few days later, fucked her senseless for about three hours. sometimes being fucking weird gets you places.
>>713305828
So, average. At least you're normal.
I'm sorry I broke your heart.
I'm sorry I made you feel like you weren't good enough, and that you lost me even though you did everything right.
But the worst part is.. it wasn't because I was trying to find myself, or I was under a lot of stress, or any of the reasons I gave you.
Truth is.. I met someone else. Someone prettier, more well off, someone who I thought I could build a future with.
Well, here we are a year later. The girl I replaced you with destroyed my world - something I drink myself to sleep to cope with every night
I may look okay on the outside. My successful job and social life put up a good front. But on the inside I've slowly been dying and I don't know if I'll ever recover.
Maybe karma is real. I'm a firm believer now. You'll never know any of this. And maybe that's for the better. Because I can't imagine how much more it would hurt you if you knew the truth.
>>713305428
im not blaming her for his problem, im telling her that only she has the responsibility to work through the defenses to find that sweet boy she fell in love with. thats why i suggested earlier that she try the affectionate things for him that she wanted to see. if thats all it takes then he needs a nuturing mother figure in his life to help him grow past his past issues, but its unlikely due to the communication issues (defenses up) that she's explaining.
>>713305502
yeah i've been down the counseling road myself and found that the counselors only want to talk about what they think the problem is, not what our pasts were or how they're affecting our lives. instead id get him piss ass drunk and tell him to spout off all the terrible hurtful things that's got him all stressed out and stuck in escapism mode 24/7. if you don't lower your defenses and be okay with being hurt for the possibility of a future together, then the relationship is already over.
When I post on the FB fap threads and someone recognized the girl I post now I'm paranoid something bad might happen top fucking kek
>>713305428
No no... No need to come in my defense. I understand what he meant.a marriage is meant to be 50/50...even though it rarely is. It is my duty as a wife to help him along in his problems as much as it is his duty to help me with mine. But it's extremely difficult to do so when neither of us want to open up about our feelings anymore.
>>713305668
Definitely no nudes!
>>713305736
He means that I'll be able to pop out kids like nothing...which is something i haven't com to terms with yet... And i guess i might need to quickly.
>>713305940
well i wouldnt go that far. also borderline autistic and asexual.
>>713291978
When I was 16 I fucked my sister's friend behind her back for 3 months
>>713306163
>Definitely no nudes!
ok, it's settled then, post tummy.
>>713296865
do you wear them?
>>713306100
That would only work if he actually touched alcohol.... Although he likes tbis terribly dark wine he got me for my birthday this year and it's just too damn bitter for me! Reminds me of church wine.
Maybe I'll get him a bottle of it
>>713306231
Ugh! >.>'
>>713305049
>>713306569
we're waiting.
>>713306163
I wasn't white knighting you. His advice is wrong and counter productive. A person's issues are theirs to solve. Being supportive or being the one to first bring it to light is something anyone that cares for him can do. You do what you're going to do and dude can keep saying what he's going to say. I said my piece.
>>713306445
yeah i can see how he might be caught up in stress if his only outlet is games. vidya games are very stressful in and of themselves, and sometimes you need to get back to abusing your body and not your mind.
>>713306145
You'll be fine
>>713306659
._.
>>713306757
^_^
>>713306615
Nailed it
>>713306661
I know, but still. No need to get into an argument over me. Not worth it hahaha
>>713306615
better thank you. more?
>>713305668
Jesus, chill out you thirsty faggot.
>>713306964
fuck you, we're getting tummy if it fucking kills me
>>713306206
winning, when I was 14 I was regularly fucking one of my 22yo sister's work friends. She used to drive me to and from school every day and owned my pole. Good times.
>>713305364
Stories?
>>713291978
Dated my cousin for 2 years
AMA, no pics sorry
>>713291978
My best friend and his wife are having marital problems due to another female, whom they know is interested in him, is visiting. I fantasize about them splitting up and her coming to me for comfort sex. She's a beautiful girl, slightly chubby, but and ass that would make a nigger weep in joy and amazing breasts
I am a new fag who is considered a suicide attempt again
>>713306896
It's not about you but about bad advice that puts the burden on the wrong person. Though I'd be happy to make this about you and put my burden on pink parts of you. I think, i don't really know you or what you look like...fuck it, let's get some womb head going on here.
I have depression, I just don't tell anyone.
>>713307292
/b/ is the wrong place to cry for help. Try /r/eddit. I hear they care.
>>713306746
I can understand the stress... But he does nothing to fix it... Like my cousin offered him a pretty sweet job at his company, but he refuses to take it... And yet won't let me interview out of the area for a job in my field. There is nothing to offer in the town we live in, but doesn't want to go elsewhere. Frustrating as hell!
>>713306837
-.-
>>713306145
Had this also happen to me. Will I be okay?
>>713297647
Log of shit
>>713306145
Change the file name before you post.
>>713307339
Womb head?
>>713307496
Not crying for help. Just being honest
>>713307823
I did it was more of someone knowing the person and they also go on /b/
>>713293586
LOG OF SHIT
>>713307460
You told /b/ so that makes you a liar too. Welcome to the club. Get help. If you had a bum knee, you'd get help. You and I have bum brains. Get help and it will work better.
>>713307656
>_>
tummy
>>713307168
The two dads were complete rednecks. They would have left their kids and gone permanently hunting if they could have. The house I bought had this weird outdoor bath thing with a sauna spa and pool. So I said we all bathe of a night in there together no suits. They asked me a few nights in to make my cock hard, so I did without touching it and they were all mesmerized, next thing you know they're soaping my set up and jerking me off on the regular while i laid back and took it.
I'm deppressed and furiously masturbate up to 5 times a day occasionally.
>>713293586
Lul
>>713308098
Same. Does winter make you more depressed?
>>713307825
Vag sex with a prego. You get sex and head at the same time. It's a sick joke but you're on /b/ so i figured you'd laugh or be turned on. Because we are sick here.
That's my gf. That's not me with her.
>>713308098
Its a secrets thread not "typical things /b/tards do"
>>713308215
Mods!
>>713308182
Yes. Mostly because my dick gets colder when I masturbate during the winter. You have no idea how much it hurts to jerk it with snow.
>>713308215
That's not true.
>>713307999
Nuuuuuu
o___o
I'm still dealing with after thanksgiving/random crappy food from my job tummy!
>>713308183
Woooowwwwww hahahahaaha
Hadn't heard the term before, which is why I asked.
Not sure if I am preggo though. My cycle might be messed up as usual.
>>713293394
I look forward to this shit every thread.
>>713307143
Almost the same thing. I was 16 and she was 22. Everyday after school she would pick me up and we would hotbox her car (I had my license but no car) and get fucked up. My sis was still at college so she had no way of knowing. We had to call it off because she was close to finding out, but my sis's friend said she's still open to a one-time thing whenever.
>>713308447
There are chubby threads. There are gore threads. There are trap threads. Your tummy will be the hottest thing posted on /b/. No, pussy shot! Asshole pussy shot!
>>713291978
I want to fuck this list, in this order:
A blueberry
A cherry
A sissy
A fat chick
A reay fat chick
A balloon
A robot
A girl
And i wanna be fucked while dressed as a blue haired punk/emo chick.
I am a male.
>>713308447
what would you be happier posting then? hips?
>>713309025
Done. It will be delivered in 4-6 business weeks.
>>713291978
starting to get into furry art... oh God.
>>713295015
10 percent is not everything. i have gone to many churches with female pastors
>>713308655
Well damn. Now that i think about it, i don't think /b/ has had a good prego thread in a while. My night has been planned.
>>713309419
You should fuck bitches.
>>713308899
>>713309111
Checked
You all are pushing me!
I shall post my pinkie finger instead >:D
>>713293586
fag
I havent fapped in over a month.
>>713309559
Uh... You're welcome i guess? XD
>>713309681
I have, and still trying. That's the scary part.
>>713308835
>We had to call it off because she was close to finding out, but my sis's friend said she's still open to a one-time thing whenever.
I was so dumb at the time I was basically just a fat cock to ride to her.
Looking back on it I could easily have rinsed more out of her, money or something but I just layed back and got my pole greased because it was big and I could throw 14 squirts across the room on the pullout
>>713309723
can you timestamp that pinkie for us bb
My ex-gf of 3 years admitted to me that when she was a teenager, she had sex with her dad because he became an alcoholic after her mom died of cancer, and she wanted to help ease his mental pain by "filling in" as his dead wife sometimes.
I've seen old pictures of her mom. My ex and her mom can pass almost as twins.
I dumped her 3 days after she told me because I couldn't take that fact, but now I think I've made a mistake. She won't talk to me now.
>>713309723
It's not even painted? You tease the ring finger? Unkempt cock-tease.
>>713309516
ten percent is not what jesus himself asked of you, its just what the people have decided later is the appropriate amount and found no where in the new testament, see Matthew 19:21
Im not high
(Dont tell my mommy)
>>713310327
Could have got some incest with the kids down the road. How could she have stopped it? "No, don't fuck our daughter like I fucked...never mind."
>>713297550
>amfetamines
k
>>713310045
Just for you... If you stop calling me bb
>>713310510
I'm a goldsmith so my hands are in a ton of random liquids, buffing wheels and heat all day... The paint would chip like crazy.
>>713309801
Make the bitches stop shaving and wear fuzzy animal ears and fuzzy paw gloves and a buttplug tail. Live the dream.
>>713310978
I imagine that's been in your ass. Nice.
>>713310998
oneoff
And I have no GF nor can I find a girl that kinky. Sound like fun though, except she better shave.
In high school I use to jerk off in the table of contents of every book i got from classes. Just because I knew after turning it back in someone else would get the book.
>>713310978
nice pinkie fam
now show us those buffing skills on your clit
>>713294061
Get a test. If positive, abortion, use it as ammunition for later. If negative, then all is well, I guess. Raise your money and do what else you gotta do.
I can only get off when I think about a specific girl breastfeeding me while she tells me she's hungry for my shitty diaper
>>713311183
/b/ro, i can only help so far. You're going to need to do some of the work yourself.
Nowhere near as bad as any of y'all's, but I have a 5 page essay with 10-15 sources due in about 11 hours. Roughly.
>>713291978
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pA8DdkM2Wqo
>>713310730
I don't want that, and I still don't know if her dad manipulated her into sex when she was young. She still insists that she did it out of her own free will.
I broke up with her because it was just too much for me at the time, but now that I've had some time to cool down, she did what she thought helps her single-parent dad that had to work his blue-collar job and raise his daughter all alone. It's a bit twisted, but in a way this kind of love and dedication is what I'd want in a wife and a mother to my children.
Not sure if I should try and get her back...
>>713311609
I know that, but just know that I look and find nothing.
>>713296981
Same here man. Always had crooked misaligned teeth, parents could not afford to pay to fix my teeth so i just dealt, whatever. now im 21, my teeth look awful, really kills confidence. Couple missing molars, and the other couple are cracked and broken. Many times when i eat i realize im chewing on pieces of my teeth/a decaying wisdom tooth. Its shitty as fuck
>>713308067
Ages? Girls or boys? Is that all that happened?
>>713311166
I'm not really into anal though. I get no pleasure from it /=
>>713311227
Thanks
And no thanks
Still married
>>713297186
You got lucky OP. Chicks dad would've murdered you
>>713311661
She's still fucking her dad. Don't be a cuck.
>>713311728
fuck. you'll need to save a couple of thousand dollars and get implants if you have that bad of oral hygene. at least then you won't really need to take care of them, just like now.
>>713311306
I would prefer to not get an abortion. I'll just have to deal with the results of the test. I wouldn't mind having a child, but i just wish we were in a better situation than what we are in currently.
>>713311639
Drink a Red Bull and stop dicking around here.
>>713312033
She's not. He lives halfway across the country from us. Unless you're saying she fucks him when we go visit him on the holidays...
>>713311943
>Still married
we can change that if you want but you'll be posting pics either way
>>713312588
Yah, i don't see how you can change that, but okay xD
And nope, all you're getting is the pinkie
>>713311943
I'm really into anal. Fucked a girl for a year exclusively (well mostly) through the out door. Thankfully, she could get off that way. Sorry to hear it isn't very fun for you.
>>713312173
>Drink bull piss
No thanks. I am multitasking, faggot, so unless you want to help...
> Be me 3 years ago
> Staying at wife's parents house for the holidays
> Wife's family is fucked and crazy
> Sister-in-law pissed me off by taking the old motorcycle that was promised to me.
> Go to bathroom and rub her toothbrush all over my anus
> Next day is Christmas and she announces to the family that she is 20 weeks pregnant
> Shows everyone gender ultrasound
> Everyone goes home
> Days later she is in the hospital with a near-fatal septic infection
> Fetus is kaput
> Blood cultures are positive for common fecal bacteria
>>713312906
Eh, we all have our do's and don't's, right?
My cars mom tried to friend me in the back of my finger :(
>>713312905
come on now fam, I want to see that pregnant tummy of yours. I'll pretend it's not thanksgiving dinner and you're a few months along.
will accept hips as a backup option
>>713313314
Nuuuuupe XD
>>713312134
having a child changes everything in a relationship, and rarely for the better.
I told my boyfriend he was my first and he wasn't.
>>713312581
I don't know why you're even listening to be but since you are, yes, that's what I'm saying. They got past the taboo of incest. She got so far past it that she told you about it. Now, not knowing how bad you would freak out, she plays down how ok she is with it and that they still do when she is back at home. You dump her 3 days later. She was right to be cautious. Now she'll never admit an on going fuck buddy with her father because you'll freak again. Any of this sound implossible?
/b/ was not into pregos tonight.
>>713312051
That would be fucking great, the funds simply aint possible, i live on my own and pay rent/credit card bills/bills. I tell myself i dont give a flying fuck what people think and i just live my life and act as if my problems dont exist. No reason to get riled up about shit you cant change know what im sayin
