Secrets thread.
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Secrets thread.
>>713279109
I want to fuck my neighbour wife. She in the room next door. All I can think of is her hot body and her feisty short blonde latvian hair
do it lol
>>713279109
moms friend tried to fonger me in the back of my moms car
>>713279109
I once got a girl pregnant. She wanted to keep it. I told her I'd marry her if she aborted it and then we could have lots of kids one we were husband and wife. I left her at the abortion clinic and immediately ghosted her. Lol!
>>713279451
Do you think she's into you? Are you married?
>>713279541
Kek you fucking monster.
I've lost the will to shower.
>>713279557
I have a girlfriend. But I have my own house. I think she would do it if the opportunity came along.
Eh. Messaged a shy girl I know, saying something about how we've spoken a fair bit, but haven't really gotten to know each other.
No reply yet. Been 4.5 hrs. Hopefully she's just busy, and will reply soonish
>>713279109
I killed a guy when I was 18 and still haven't got caught. I'm 46 now
>>713279818
Just be careful. If he finds out you're gonna have a bad time.
>>713279863
You should do it again to check if you weren't just lucky
>>713279863
Cool. Details?
>>713279620
A monster who doesn't pay child support!
>>713279109
My brother has gone silent for two years and wont speak to anyone in my family. His girlfriend is the only means of keeping tabs on him. She's flaky and wont give any concrete details.
>>713279863
I killed a girl when I was 16. They put her BF in jail because he was an abusive asshole. He's still there.
>>713279930
Nah man. Im 6'5" and the guy is no match. And my girl couldn't care less.
>>713280073
No no no, a monster who has no child to support. Big difference between that and a monster who just doesn't pay it.
>>713279990
discussing details are what get you caught....i aint that fuckin stupid
>>713279863
Why did you do it? How do you feel about it? I don't care about details, I'm just curious how you feel about it.
>>713280159
6'5 wont stop a bullet if the guy goes full retard.
>>713279109
we ha sec all ve rets
what does that mean?
>>713279863
timestamp or fake
>>713280215
Touché.
I lost my virginity to a 27 year old woman who I had cat fished into thinking I was 24. (18 at the time)
I buried some one at these coordinates
-12.86755, Longitude: -45.88789,
>>713280132
Greentext that shit.
>>713279109
I stole my little sister's Pokemon stuffed thingy (it's this blue fox thing with a diamond on its back) and cut a hole in it's butt so I could fuck it.
After I came in it for several days I sewed it back up and put it back where I found it. =)
I fucked my cousin a week before she got married. Managed to meet up with her this Thanksgiving weekend and got a blowjob. I've no plans to be back in her area for a while but I might have to make a reason to visit.
>>713280224
Why ? Lets just say he offended me
How do I feel about it? I could care less..it one less asshole in the world to hurt people
I do regret the manner in which I killed him...I could have been a bit more human about it...
>>713280323
It means you're being deliberately obtuse, you know damn well what it is communicating.
>>713280326
Timestamp of what? The dead body?
>>713280407
>I buried some one at these coordinates
That's what you do at a cemetery, faggot.
>>713279850
Could their be any reason that it could backfire or anything?
> Hey. I realized that even though we have spoken a fair bit, we don't actually know much about each other.
What I said
>>713280320
I live in a country that doesn't let retards have guns.
>>713279850
Wish I could help, but I dont know how women work/think, let alone teens.
>>713280473
Make america great again amirite?
>>713280611
Fuck it then. Have fun.
I dated a girl that had 4 other sisters. Fucked them all but her. She wanted to wait for marriage.
She didn't find out till years after I broke it off.
Mormons
>>713280320
Guns are illegal in the Netherlands.
>>713280702
Or in my case a 20 (Almost 21 year old) who is probably just as socially awkward as I am.
>>713280407
In the middle of a field?
>>713279109
>30 years old
>Been with a ton of women
>Just told my girlfriend to fuck off (10 years younger)
>feel apathetic
>sitting, drinking, and remembering all the great times I've had and how I'm not with them anymore
>Wonder if life repeats itself
I just remember how I used to feel when I was young. The older I get the less... well, the less potent the feeling is.
So yeah, for the first time in a long time. I don't know what I want to do with myself anymore
>>713280762
Did the other sisters know you were fucking all of them or did they all find out years later?
I'm getting ready to go to rehab, and I'm at this "crisis recovery house" until there's an open bed ready. I just convinced this shizophrenic black chick to jack me off and nut on her face. Felt really good. When I saw her I had this feeling like I was going to do something fucked up to her. Probably why I'm going to rehab.
I have an adult son who has a drug problem. It's heroin. I know that I can't do anything to stop him. He gave me a cell phone with a broken screen to fix and I told him it was not repairable and he just kept using a phone that he got from who knows where. I got the screen replaced and found that he was still logged in to facebook and other services with messaging. I started to see messages from dealers and got their numbers. I reported them to the crime line and I am slowly getting his drug sources convicted. I have helped him to detox with over the counter medications (like anti-diarrhea medicine) twice now because his sources dry up. I can't convince him to go to rehab, but it's a small town and I'm putting the dealers behind bars.
I pay a girl to smell her stinky feet and get a handjob.
>>713280914
It sounds like you need to fuck some bitches.
>>713280111
shes probably a psychopath who's emotionally abusing him. or maybe he's depressed. either way you gotta be there for him. read the "psychopath code" for a detailed walkthru
>>713280915
They all knew that I was cheating on her with that one but it all blew up years later like a week before she got married. One confessed then the others did too.
My greatest sexual moment was fucking the youngest sister, not showering and the oldest sister giving me a blowie any an hour later. She said I tasted stand and she couldn't figure out what it was
>>713281040
I commend your efforts for being a good parent! However if he wants heroin, he will get heroin.
>>713280730
It FEELS pretty great so I think Im doing my part.
>>713280762
I had a Mormon fuckbuddy for a while. She was horny as shit because she thought it was a sin to masturbate, but apparently it was okay to blow me in a Target parking lot. Weirdest part is that she never let me see or tough her tits. Momos ain't worth the trouble.
>>713281202
He won't talk and they moved in together and wont tell anyone (in my family) where they moved to.
I walked in on my sister fucking the family dog. I should have taken pics to blackmail her but didnt' have the damn foresight.
>>713281089
hah....
You know what. You're actually right. Thanks for telling me what I needed to hear.
>>713281559
It's possible your parents are narcissists. If you're the golden child, you would never know the difference.
And maybe some day when he is buying the heroin he will get arrested. I don't know. With all of the heroin deaths happening they started prosecuting dealers. I can't bring heroin use in my area to a close, but doing nothing at all is just too little for me.
When I was 10, during a sleepover, I had sex with my 8 year old cousin. I came inside her, but because I was still a kid, my cum is just some clear liquid with no sperm. I promised her that I'll marry her when we're older.
When I was 18 and she was 16, after a party at my house when my parents were away, we got drunk and had sex again. I came inside her and she was very upset the next morning. I told her if she got pregnant, I would marry her. She wasn't pregnant.
I'm 27 now, and she's 25. I just got divorced a month ago, and she got out of a 5-year relationship. We've been wondering if these are all signs that we should've gotten married. We're going to test it by having sex again, no pills or condoms.
There was this girl who insulted me and liked my boyfriend a little bit too much.
There was this one time where she wrote me mean stuff about her boss. So i sent her boss these screens.
A few days later she was fired.
I don't know if she found out that it was me (Dio!) but after that neither I nor my bf heard of her again.
>>713281662
What type of dog? Does she still fuck him?
I fucked my older sisters married best friend, a few times, almost got together on thanksgiving but her kids were up too late.
Kept texting me "i need some" kids ruin everything! lol
>>713282097
/b/ incest threads what to hear from you two.
>>713279109
i want to an hero but i am too scared of what comes afterwards
>>713281930
Narcissists? Not mad, honestly curious why you'd think that.
I'm actually kind of a fuck up.
>>713281662
you probably don't need pics to blackmail her in that situation. just her knowing and the shame of it getting out might do the job. If she doesn't know you saw you can claim you took pics.
either way, if you structure it right I'd be shocked if you cant get something out of her.
i used to be a heroin addict and am currently on methadone but want to go back
fuck all this shit ive been taught in rehab, addiction treatment. I just want to do opioids and feel good again, i want to feel loved and wanted. i hate my fucking life. i wish i had unlimited funds, id never stop. it's literally the best thing ive ever experienced, i don't want be sober. ever. it's not worth living sober. drugs are all i have
>>713282097
dude fucking do it. it might be a once in a lifetime opportunity at true happiness.
>>713282304
B/, always asking the important questions.
>>713282290
>Dio
>>713281662
Blackmail her for sex
>>713282304
He was a Weimaraner. He's dead now, I caught her a dozen years ago. She and her husband have a black lab now and I don't know if she fucks him, but he hasn't been neutered.
>>713281040
Your son somehow has money to buy heroine? Also heroine rehab is a tricky slope..
My sister blew me when I was like 10 ans she was 12. Didn't really give af at the time cause it felt gr8.
Female pedo
I'm pretty sure the holocaust never happened.
I have an acquaintance who committed murder. Whatever, that's his deal.
My worst secret I've had for 12 years now is that he, two women and myself then participated in cannibalism. He killed this woman and then placed her body in a freezer for maybe an hour, not long enough to freeze, but to chill and not decompose. He and the two girls lived in this rural area, so they were used to hunting and so they three of them went about cleaning, dismembering and the whatnot with her body while I built a fire in the backyard and we burnt all her hair/clothing and such. After words we took the flesh and ground it up and made burgers. Afterwards we burnt the skeleton as best we could, took it down to a nearby lake and chucked it further in during the night.
Honestly, the rush of eating it was high, but it didn't really taste all that special.
>>713282519
Nothing comes after. Forever nothing. You just stop. I love a good an hero but you should probably wait this living thing out. It ends soon enough. Also, fuck some bitches.
>>713281040
i can tell you as an addict that your son has to want to stop otherwise he won't. yeah having your mom give you ultimatums suck but heroin feels fucking amazing. you dont understand. you'll never understand. my parents are the same way.
convicting his dealers isn't going to do ANYTHING. there will always be someone to pick up where they left off. they will NEVER stop the heroin coming to your town, ever. there is too much money to be made. essentially you are wasting your fucking time. and sticking your fucking nose where it doesnt belong. i know hes your son and you want to help him but ratting on his dealers isnt going to do shit for him.
>>713282597
>>713282711
No I fucked up and didn't do anything at the time, and now too much time has passed. I don't think there's anyway I could talk her into it. I'd need to find real evidence of her still doing itl.
>>713282800
Wellllll hello there.
What are you into? Tell everything, m'lady.
I really don't like having sex with my gf anymore
>>713282773
Nothing else ever happened?
Unemployment in the community is less than 5%. It's a wealthy community. He dumpster dives, does runs for other people, works at day labor, and is highly functional. I've noticed that his friends are also able to hold jobs.
I'm a columbine survivor.
>>713283123
Maybe you need a boyfriend
>>713283098
I used to post in these threads everyday so you might know me
I'm bi, I like adult men but I like little girls
>>713283094
>too much time has passed
how much time? we talking weeks or decades?
>I'd need to find real evidence of her still doing it
if it wasn't just a phase she's going through that's doable. Would needs some cameras though.
>>713282754
>he hasn't been neutered.
I am 100% sure she fucks that dog. The husband may or may not know.
I sell children.
>>713283123
Been there bro. How long you been together?
>>713283232
dat u bbqmom
>>713283232
I don't know you, I'm afraid, but you certainly seem worth knowing.
>>713279109
What does "wehasec allverets" even mean?
>>713283262
Only for 8 months or so, both in college still
Maybe I just don't think she's that attractive
"Ratting on dealers", what a concept. They are murderers. They don't get a pass from me. Fuck them and their opportunistic narcissistic attitudes. I'd shoot them as a favor to society if it was legal.
I'm a serial killer. Of dogs.
I love the ex girlfriend of my friend... i don't know what i have to do
This thread is full of faggots that need to do pic related.
>>713283300
Nope
>>713283372
Ask away
>>713283419
>They are murderers
I used to be a dealer and none of my customers ever died. Fuck off retard.
>>713283495
How old are you? Are you single? What attracts you to little girls? Have you ever actually acted on your urges?
>>713283237
It's been 12 years or so. There's no way I could plant cameras in their house so the best I could do is come by unannounced and hope I get lucky. I just have to find the nerve.
>>713283250
It's possible she does. I can't be 100% sure but I am very very hopeful.
>>713283495
>Nope
shame, but interested in this story too
>>713283133
Not that I can remember really, just a blowjob every now and then. She did try to get me to eat her out a few times but it looked gross to ten year old me.
>>713279109
I once swore to uphold the truth no matter what happend, iv never told anybody , and iv never broken the oath
>>713283495
How old are you? How many little girls have you had? What gets you excited about little girl fucking?
>>713283419
Ha. Look I AM a heroin addict. They don't foce me to take the drug, that is MY fucking choice, not theirs, they merely supple a means to an end: happiness. They need money, I need drugs, it's a business transaction.
You can do heroin safely, I was an addict for a very long time, never overdosed. it's called doing a test shot.
They don't muder shit, your son is choosing to do drugs, as I did, don't put your anger on that dealer and definitely don't put it on your son. Your son has a need to get high because he's probably depressed as fuck with life. This is meta as fuck, im literally tearing up because im pretty much speaking about myself, fuck.
>>713280473
I fucked my cousin when I was 21, she thought we were cousins by marriage. I knew better. She told me she was 16, she was actually 14, got preggo and had to get an abortion. Best pussy I've ever came in.
>>713279818
make it happen.
don't worry about the husband, Latvians aren't violent.
I'm not offended by what dealers say. They are the scum of the earth, predators preying on the weak and diseased. They are cowards. They are so easy to pick off. They go to the same spots, they think that nobody knows what Molly is, etc.
>>713283599
You faggot. You stole my questions.>>713283753
>>713283599
I'm 19 and have been single since August. My ex moved for college and LDR was something he didn't want. Idk tbh, little girls are just so small and cute, and the taboo makes it better. I haven't and I will never act on any of my fantasies.
>>713283753
I've had 0 and the number will always be 0.
>>713283637
>>713282485
lol
>>713282662
Unless she ends up not getting pregnant, then maybe we'll have to wait another 10 years to see.
>>713280132
details faggot. how did you kill her? did you get any sexual pleasure out of it?
>>713283852
Did anyone find out?
The taboo of fucking family definitely made it hotter.
>>713280571
At what point do I just give up hope?
But having 2 jobs, and 7 classes plus now FD duty, that can delay it?
>>713282097
That's kind of fucked up, but you two have a lot of history together. I wish you both the best.
>>713279109
Lately I've taken to adult diapers in a big way and i like dropping big loads in them in public places. No-one has any idea that the girl standing in front of them on the train is pushing out a log just 6 inches from their face. At least, not until a minute or two later when the smell hits, but by that time i'm long gone.
>>713284009
So what about little girls (or what situations with them) turn you on so much?
>>713283897
I took a shot in your honor, my like-minded comrade.
>>713284009
>will never act on any of my fantasies
And with that, you've taken a bullpup rifle and shot my interest in you right in the face. How unfortunate...
>>713283888
Honestly, 9/10 they are just people looking to make money. They aren't evil, they supply a desperately needed product in a market where demand is extremely high. There is no morality in making a business transaction.
Hell most of my dealers were pretty cool dudes.
When I was 5, I played with my au pair's pussy. I'll remember it forever.
>>713283618
Women that own intact male dogs are fucking them. If she was planning to breed her dog it happens by 2 year old.
Just ask her if her husband knows she fucks the dog. That will get her believing you know something, some how. If he knows then you'll need to use the children as blackmail leverage. If he doesn't know then you've got her with threatening to tell him. Dude, you've got this.
>>713284290
Can confirm. Was dealer, and pretty cool. Shit, I made some good friends out of it.
>>713283854
I would jump on it right now if it was possible. I could only hope
>>713283179
Not many died. I was really disappointed at how out of proportion that whole affair got blown up to, because in the end two kids with dozens of guns, months of planning, and a lifetime of hatred & self loathing killed ... nine? children their age.
And just like the perpetrators thought, those two were elevated to god-tier status. Although to be fair, when I first heard the news, I applauded them, telling myself I wished I'd had the gall to pull something like that off.
>>713284009
>I haven't and I will never act on any of my fantasies.
good
but tell us more about these fantasies
>>713284223
The smallness, the cuteness, the taboo. Smooth skin and hairlessness and stuff. My main fantasy (I once wrote my own erotica) is me and my partner both having fun with a girl. He fucks her ass while I eat her clit, etc
>>713284279
>And with that, you've taken a bullpup rifle and shot my interest in you right in the face. How unfortunate...
It's hot, but it's not worth destroying someone else's and my own life
>>713284459
Can I have a few bundles for free so I can relapse.
k thx
>>713284009
It's great all around that you won't act on it. It's crap for story time though.
>>713282519
The system that maintains your consciousness stops maintaining your consciousness. It won't hurt once it's gone, abut it won't feel good either. You'll just stop. The electricity and chemical energy that connects your neurons and your feedback loop of thought will dissipate into the surrounding environment.You will transform into something that has no sense of self. The only reason to be afraid of what might happen after you die is if you care about how other people will respond. Of course we all face death, and each of us has to live with loss. Ultimately it makes no difference what you decide to do. Enjoy your directionless freedom, and do whatever you want with it. I'd listen to your body though, as it isn't really separate from the mind like it might seem to be. If you're uncomfortable with your life, then you have the power to change it. If you're uncomfortable with death, then don't kill yourself. If you don't know what to do, find a friend or someone close to you who can offer some kind of emotional relationship with, and let their outside perspective be a positive influence on your life. Find someone who is happy, and do the things that they do with an open mind and enthusiasm, even if you have to fake it at first. When you get a genuine smile or laugh out of someone, your DNA has programmed your brain to experience joy through empathy. Love is the human hivemind, and it has a farther reach than hatred. If you don't have love in your life, I'm telling you that you can find it. You might have to give up your attachments. But that's OK, because your attachments have made you miserable. Experiment with different things. Offer help to others when you can, and let others help you. Self reflect. Imitate and learn. It's all us apes have ever been good at.
>>713284559
in your fantasies are they willing or forced?
>>713284559
Do you still have said erotica? I'd love to read it.
>>713283485
>Gain height
top kek
>>713284365
That makes a lot of sense, really. Christ. OK, I might have to try this, then.
>>713284670
Forced for the most part, tbh
>>713284707
I wrote it back in 8th grade and I deleted it from my iPod before anyone could find it haha
>>713281398
>I have helped him to detox with over the counter medications twice now because his sources dry up.
Or not
>>713284896
>Forced for the most part
good, best kind
no further questions
>>713284559
Piker, caring pedos are the weakest. You are the ones we hate.
You only care to keep them in line and acceptable, and profitable.
Last time i had sex was 2013, been sinking in depression since then
Do you want to know how stupid addiction is? Almost everyone who tries drugs makes the choice to do it, ignoring the possible and even sometimes probable consequences. How do you avoid it? You simply never start.
When somebody calls dealers cool then they would probably be able to find redeeming qualities in a child abuser or rapist. There's noting cool about making a profit off from the misery and misfortunes of others. Drug dealers indirectly support terrorists in other countries.
Dealers are maggots. I guess Hitler had his followers too. There's someone for everyone.
>>713282622
Tempted to try heroin once, but only once...
>>713284951
Have a good one
>>713284962
Uhhh
>>713285041
I sold party drugs to people in bands and hipsters. How does that make me as bad as a rapist? I can tell you have zero experience with drugs.
>be me
>be 10 years old
>visited the old gparents which my cousin lived with, she's one year older
>we're close so they let me sleep with her
>random boner at night and cousin was a deep sleeper
>started touching her tits
>didn't wake up
>proceeded to touch her pussy while masturbating
>moaning?? got surprised and incredibly turned on
>ended up cumming on her face and went back to sleep
I'm now 20, I still keep in contact with her and one day out of nowhere she brought up this subject about me touching her, turns out she was awake, pretended not to know but she was okay with it. Jokingly said I'd be happy if she let me do it again and she said I can. Hopefully next time I do this I'll cum in her mouth.
>>713285041
Whatever, no amount of ratting is going to change anything. There will always be sellers, the product demand is too high. It will never stop. You can't. You can't stop the demand for happiness in a world of shit. Compare them to whoever the fuck you want, at the end of the day they are out there and there is FUCK ALL you can do about it. Sit on that and spin faggot
The whole drug thing just isn't going away. Like sex, it seems like the best thing we can do is make it less profitable for those who hurt others, and provide the resources so parents can teach their kids how to think critically about fun but dangerous shit.
>>713285111
I tried heroin once and it was so good I stopped taking drugs altogether. Nothing could top that high.
>>713280762
do mormons do anal? before pussy?
like the catholics
>>713285323
Different Anon, and not even a father, but...
The only thing that is needed for evil to win, is for good men to do nothing.
I applaud the dad for chasing crime, and drugs out of town.
>>713284823
I used to work for one of those pet store dog shot business. The one I worked for went door to door. There were only ever 3 types of folks with intact males. Puppy mill breeders. They were usually backwater folks and easy to spot. Then there were higher end dog show/hunting trial /agility show types. They won awards the breed the male then chopped him by 2 or 3. Last were the single women or lesbian couples that could never give a good reason for not neutering. "Oh, i just couldn't do that to the poor thing." You tell me who is fucking their dog?
>>713285111
You don't have to. Ever taken hydrocodone(vicodin) or oxycodone? All opioids feel the same to the layman, only addicts can tell minute difference between opioid highs.
If you've ever done pain killers before, as I said, you've done heroin. it's the same feeling. Shooting up the experience, because you literally get a rush of indescribable pleasure shoot into you. It's really an otherworldly experience. I still wouldn't recommend it. The high is more appealing instead of the rush, the rush is really just the cheery on top.
tl:dr if you've done pain killers(vicodin, percoset) you've done heroin, same feeling, same class of drug.
>>713284896
What made you interested in the first place? An experience? Porn?
>>713285686
This comment is so wrong it makes my head hurt.
>>713284990
You should fuck bitches.
Nothing has caused me more heartache in my life than the damaged caused to others by drugs. Sell drugs to my son? You get to go to jail. I'm not out to stop every drug dealer, but if you make the mistake of supplying my son, you get your own free orange jump suit.
A man once walked on a beach where thousands of starfish had washed up and were dying. He threw them one by one into the sea. A stranger walked up to him and said, "why are you doing that? There's no way that you can save all of them. You're not going to make a difference".
The other man bent down and picked up another starfish and threw it into the ocean and turned to the man and said, "It made a difference to that one".
One scum bucket dregs of society dealer at a time....
>>713285752
I've thought about it before and I think I've just always been this way. I can't think of anything specific that shaped my attraction
>>713285763
Wrong how? What misinformation have I spread? What is wrong about it?
>>713284063
People had their questions,( why are you hanging out with your 14 year old cousin) I just said I had her get me some weed. Other cousins were asking a few years later. Anyways we fucked about 5 times in a few days in the back of my car. I spoke with her a few months ago, she sent me a picture of her pussy .
>>713285550
You're more likely to find that among the hardcore evangelical Protestants, in my experience. Every Catholic girl I knew that was sleeping around was definitely taking it in the pussy.
Nothing has caused me more heartache in my life than the damaged caused to others by drugs. Rather than do nothing, I choose to act. Sell drugs to my son? You get to go to jail. I'm not out to stop every drug dealer, but if you make the mistake of supplying my son, you get your own free orange jump suit.
A man once walked on a beach where thousands of starfish had washed up and were dying. He threw them one by one into the sea. A stranger walked up to him and said, "why are you doing that? There's no way that you can save all of them. You're not going to make a difference".
The other man bent down and picked up another starfish and threw it into the ocean and turned to the man and said, "It made a difference to that one".
One scum bucket dregs of society dealer at a time....
>>713285983
Nice. Good luck and keep it up man. I wish I was getting pics like that from mine.
>>713285904
Shut the fuck up with your proverb bullshit. You're doing nothing, and feeling all high and mighty about it.
At the end of the day your son is still an addict and there is literally NOTHING you can do about it until he makes the decision to stop. Nothing, you can't do shit.
>>713285805
>>713284990
You could take that literally. I mean, there's discussion in here of sex b/w ladies and male dogs.
Get yourself a german shepherd bitch. Not fixed, if you can swing it...they stay looser and you can achieve coitus without as much discomfort to your partner.
Great danes, & malamutes are good choices too. Of course, big dogs rarely live more than a decade, so you'll be a widower maybe before 2025.
But being loved is an incredible feeling, Anon.
>>713285924
Just curious, are you in to older girls as well?
Also, going to the pool in the summer must be murder for you to huh? Bet you would be in a lot of situations to see stuff and not make it weird...
>>713285960
You cant say 'if you've done painkillers you've done heroin'. That's like saying 'if you've had a glass of bear, you know what it's like to have 8 shots of abseinthe'
I tried to an hero once off sleeping pills
>>713286118
I'm married now, but the thought of leaving it behind to be with her a few more times, haunts me.
>>713282923
tasted kind of like chicken
>>713285175
In an ideal world, would you love to get married to a pedo, have a few daughters and raise them to enjoy family sex? Ccome home from a long day at work to be lovingly hugged by your half naked 7 year old little girl. Her hair and face roped with her father's fresh load? Or, you know, whatever you fantasize about.
>>713286258
How much is a glass of bear?!?
i'm not going to fuck a dog mate, i'll go with the other advice and just pay a bitch
>>713286414
Kek. Fuck you.
>>713279109
Tried to kill myself last night. Don't know why I woke up.
>>713286414
he misspelled absinthe too. Must not be an alcoholic.
There is nothing that I can do for my son until he's ready. I've dried up his source twice and I know that it isn't guaranteed to succeed. He had 3 months of sobriety once. I actually got to talk to him rather than the drug.
Dealers? They are super easy to catch. They are smug and cocky but they sometimes kill their customers. They get to spend 30 years in jail for being "salesmen".
6 dealers down. 6 months to 5-10 year sentences so far. Most of them are pretty scrawny. Since they have nothing to offer any longer, they must spend a lot of time looking at the walls and trying to keep their heads from banging against it when they are being entered from behind.
>>713283260
>>713283260
Come to Chi-Chi's and feel a little Mexican.
>where's my little Mexican?
Don't want to buy it, just want to rent it for an hour or two.
>>713285260
Or her colon. Fuck her in the pooper.
>>713286258
Actually yes i can. I've done both, numerous times throught out my life. I can say that with experience, you can't.
They are both in the same class of drug. If you get high on medicinal painkillers, its really the same high. I know because I've fucking done it. The only difference is if you shoot the heroin, then you get a rush which is really indescribable, but the high after is the same. Perhaps the heroin is more intense to some, but I've done both. If you took me 2 hours into an oxycodone high and 2 hours into a heroin high, they feel pretty fucking similar m8.
Your drink comparison fails as drinking one beer isn't going to get you drunk. If you're high on either of them, they are very very comparable.
>>713283419
>I'd shoot them as a favor to society if it was legal.
move to the Phillipines
>coming soon to 'Murica
>>713286224
I'm into girls my age too, just not as much as I am into younger ones though
And omggg yes. Probably my favorite part of the summer
>>713286358
That would for sure be an ideal world, I'd love it so much. Maybe somewhere in another universe it's true and I'm a lucky person
>>713283232
r u me
>>713286334
No, I think it was actually more of a gamey beef taste. Then again, we did season it.
>>713286554
Or too drunk to spell?
>>713286748
Any good stories for fun stuff you've seen?
>>713285639
That sounds pretty convincing. The hard part now is just owrking up the balls to make the move.
>>713285650
Fuck yea, west texas. I love seeing my caps spread around. Not OP just Gimp dude.
>>713283618
ask her. "Hey, remember Anon's-Dog's-Name? What a great dog. Say, do you do the same stuff with Anon-Sister's-Dog's-Name?"
just flat out. if she says "what are you talking about" just look deep in her eyes and say "you want me to say it? " "Then if she still doesn't open up say "It's OK. You can tell me anything. You know I saw everything. I never told anyone all these years"
>>713283852
how much do they charge for abortions in Kentucky?
>>713286562
You're not insulting me by insulting dealers, I'm just telling you, you can't do shit for your son. Also just because he isn't sober doesn't mean your son isn't there. He's depressed and needs help, he isn't some retard you can through aside just because he's high. He's the same son you know just feeling good. It's actually when he's sober and doing sketchy shit to get his next fix, that's when he's a different person.
Try this, talk to your son. Ask him why he feels the need to do these drugs. Actually try and talk with him, dont you dare treat him with condemnation, don't you dare judge him. Be compassionate, love him as you always have. Seriously it will make all the difference. I wish my parents would have done that. You need to learn to understand why he does what he does. If you come at him with all piss and vinegar you are just going to push him further away. Tough love NEVER works.
>>713286658
Actually I HAVE done both. I did a shit load of painpills before every touching H and the high isnt in the same league. Maybe if you did a bucket load of oxy but taking one or two to take the edge off isnt like doing heroin.
>>713286757
Yes!
>>713286851
Erotica you mean? I don't really save any links for those on my home computer. But a favorite story of mine is about a 5yo girl who's paralyzed from the waist down and blind. She goes in for therapy and the therapist fucks her ass and she doesn't know because she can't feel or see
>>713279109
The only time I'm happy is when I'm pretending to be a girl on the Internet. I don't do anything other than just have regular conversations with people
>>713286748
What's the closest you've come to doing something? Do Jr. High girls get you going or what's your favorite age bracket?
>>713286532
You should try fucking bitches. It's better than suicide from what i hear.
>>713286532
Method?
>>713287181
disability worker here.
that contains so many horrific inaccuracies its not funny.
Even aside from the potential rectal damage and bleeding, if she cant feel being fucked in the ass she has no bowel control. she needs to be in nappies, cleaned by a carer and would shit all over any dick that went in there.
>>713284323
rich fucker
What I do for my son is different than what I do for dealers. They get a free trip to jail. Our crime line pays for the tips and I don't have to give my name. Top payout was $1,000. I put every cent into an account reserved for rehab for him, but I've learned that you never give an addict what they want. Most of the time they want cash so they can get more product.
The free trip to jail is a karma payback.
>>713287095
I've been going to AA for awhile. There are addicts, and ex-addicts there.
You're an idiot, and should shut up now.
>>713287181
No more like "ever get turned on in a locker room?" Babysitting adventures that were look but don't touch?
>>713287403
Yeah, most people who's fantasies revolve around shoving it in an asshole dont really know how that shit works.
>>713279109
I'm 24y/o and I never had sex. Everyone think I did it because I'm pretty handsome (8-9/10 I suppose) but I always feeled like having a girlfriend was just a pain in the ass, and I was too shy when I was young to go for it on randoms girls. And now I feel like I missed the opportunity (and maybe because average dick despite my height (1m88)).
Plenty of sympathy for addicts. Zero (maybe even a negative number) sympathy for dealers.
>>713287100
>I've been going to AA for awhile
Aaaaand there goes your credibility. Fucking cult.
https://www.orange-papers.org/
>>713286757
Same questions
This >>713283753
This>>713284223
And this >>713286358
>>713287181
do u ever pretend to be younger w guys, thats my thing, it helps me deal w it
>>713285650
I've seen this shit before on incest threads. Fucking saved.
>>713287588
M8 shut the fuck up about dealers. Focus on helping your son.
>>713287628
Huh? I didnt say that.
>>713287725
Read the thread faggot! Lurk more.
>>713287302
Favorite ages are 5-9 but I like middle school girls too. I've never came close to doing anything.
>>713287403
I know, but it was still a hot read
>>713287486
Probably seeing my little cousin change after swimming in the pool
>>713287737
That's something I've been wanting to do
>>713286598
Lol. South american kids are actually some of the easiest to deal with.
>>713287939
>Probably seeing my little cousin change after swimming in the pool
ever creepshot for later use? most of us here can't get into the girls changing room but you can
>>713287456
>I've been going to AA for awhile
Aaaaand there goes your credibility. Fucking cult.
https://www.orange-papers.org/
>>713287725
drinking age,
none, everything about it but theres not a ton to do bc not boy, idk grown girls disgust me, like i think its bc i always wanted to be raped/molested as a young one. idk about that familly sex, the guy im with, i prolly wouldnt want that bc im o obsessed with him although in fantasy land i probably would like
>>713279109
I've fucked 10 sluts while being in a committed relationship of 9 years
>>713287403
Hey autist, you read the part where it was a fantasy, right? Also, shit is natures lube.
My dad used to pull my little sisters panties aside and kiss her pussy like it was normal affectionate kisses.
>>713287939
its the best tbh, i act little most the time, it really helps to deal, b/c honestly its a challenge at times
>>713288181
How fucked up is your sister now?
I don't get to see my son often. I'm retired and have plenty of time. Happy to beautify my city and county by cleaning up the streets. Easy as can be. Read message. See where the sale is taking place. Give details of place and phone number to crime line. Wait. Read crime section of newspaper. Smile. The most rewarding one was a dealer who was a mother. That was like a three-fer. One mother in jail, two children placed with family members that feared for their niece and nephew every day. The beauty of cleaning shit off the street is that fewer people have to wipe it off their shoes.
>>713283098
>>713283232
me too, kinda. I like older men but find teen girls to be attractive. May have been porn but...
...as a kid, I remember pretending that my barbie was my lover. and also i tried to find an actual thumbelina in a flower so i could undress her.
>>713288041
Nope, I'm terrified of getting caught and just don't want to do anything risky in general. I know there are methods of being stealthier with apps/tweaks and shit but I don't want to have that saved either, would just make me paranoid
>>713288267
She does a lot of meth, I don't really talk to her anymore tbh.
>>713288181
why wasnt that my dad tho
I helped my bf 21 years ago cover up a crime he did. It wasn't a bad crime he rubbed out a sex offender and I helped him hide the body. My crime is outside the statue of limitations but his is not.
>>713288041
Or more detail on the story plz?
>>713287809
How do you like them apples? >>713287809
>>713288181
did he do anything else to her
>>713284559
have your own daughter then you can raise her right
>>713287588
agreed. no one gives a fuck about dealers. there's a market for it and they're fulfilling it. would be the same one way or another. why go after them?
>>713287809
Fucking /b/ copied the wrong link and now I'm the faggot. Well, here it is anyway. >>713288086
>>713288462
>It wasn't a bad crime
If you don't believe murder is a bad crime, I just have no words.
I don't give a fuck what someones done, you killing someone is never justified.
>>713288477
Most I ever saw was him lick her slit a few times when he got too into the kissing. Didn't do anything worse in front of me but definitely didn't care that I saw the kissing.
>>713288612
Never have kids you abomination.
>>713288618
He's old and set in his ways, don't try to rationalize with him.
>>713288050
If you don't want to quit, we can hardly make you. But the reason AA exists in nearly every civilized country, is that it works.
If you want to quit. If you don't, than yours is the credibility damaged.
"to thine own self be true" refers to what that dad was talking about, seeing his son and not the drugs. You're not you when you're high, just like the snickers commercials and being hungry.
I have a story that I have been saving up for a while.
How my bitch ex gf lied to be about having being pregnant.
So I had to secretly give her one.
Will share if there is interest.
>>713285686
>addicts can tell minute difference between opioid highs.
medically proven true. addicts can even tell one generic pill vs. another generic pill of what is supposedly the same thing.
>>713279109
We ha sec all very rets?
Is this an encryption thread?
>>713288216
>>713288086
Have either of you told anyone (not here) about being pedo? Do you think you would if you trusted them enough?
>>713288320
you know if you change your mind this is the right place to go.
there are ways of being essentially 100% safe as long as you're not a fucking idiot about it.
>>713288862
Post faggot
>>713288709
Are you talking about my bf crime 21+ years ago?
>>713288852
Bullshit. Completely bullshit. Read my links faggot. AA has a TERRIBLE success rate. Studies have confirmed this.
Also again I say bullshit. I'm the same person I am high, as I am sober just happier, more caring, more talkative, more compassionate, just a better human being in general tbh. You won't see me loving thy neighbor sober. I'm really only nice to people when i'm high.
Also I haven't done heroin in years. I am on methadone maintenance though, something your shit cult(im including NA in this) refuses to believe helps people.
>>713288862
Nope, attention whoring is not a request based activity. Tell or don't.
>>713289215
Yes.
>>713288862
share with us anon, dont keep it in anymore
>>713279109
At 42 I fucked my wife's 18 year old sister. Got her drunk, coked her till she was on fire and then fucked her brains out.
>>713289234
Talking about alcohol all the fucking time just made me relapse in the end. Quit going and quit talking and thinking about liquor and I've been sober nearly 5 years now. Imagine that.
"No one gives a fuck about dealers"
I guess that you don't read much. I'm giving karma a little push. Pimps, pushers, or anyone who takes advantage of broken people by feeding their misery deserve the full penalty of the law. I'm doing my part. I invite others to follow my model. Don't tolerate these ugly bastards who enable terrorists and who don't care what they do to others to make a buck. Put them in jail where they can pimp their own ass for cigarettes. I'm 49 and retired. See what a productive life can lead to? I can't determine where my son will go in life, but I can put the people willing to prey on him for money in jail. Easy peasy.
>>713287403
>would shit all over any dick that went in there.
you say that like it's not a normal part of anal
>and like it woudl be a problem
>>713288710
How old was she when he was doing this?
>>713289161
yes only one person who is like me, but honestly i think everyone is secretly into the same, its just whether u want to admit it or not and whehter u care about that moral
>>713289506
You're just repeating yourself at this point, ok we get it. Go fucking talk to your son already.
>>713288022
how much for a few hours?
>>713279109
I know something that nobody knows that made national news back on 2009.
>>713289652
as a zoophile, I can see why you'd think that ... but I'm also moderately sure you're wrong.
The reason the taboo is there, is because most people would literally flay you alive if they knew you honestly felt that way.
>>713288181
>dad used to pull my little sisters panties aside and kiss her pussy
>>713288267
>How fucked up is your sister now?
>>713288329
>She does a lot of meth,
pure coincidence, I'm sure.
