Hands rate thread. Post your hands faggots
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Hands rate thread. Post your hands faggots
>>713273604
my girlfriends name is jill
>>713273604
8/10 would fap with
no homo
How do we r8 hands
>>713273604
Yellow jackets?, yes.
>>713274121
Very smooth, would love to shake/10
>>713273604
To much palm not enough finger. 4/10
>>713274243
I'm guessing you weigh 260lb. Tiny dick as well.
>>713274241
Thanks anon
Would firmly shake back/10
Here
>>713274121
Very short life line here, dead by 68.
>>713274597
9/10
Nice one
>>713274697
>>713274241
would fuck
>>713274697
m-matthew?
>>713274411
Hit the nail on the head, man
>>713274697
Mr Skeletal is back
>>713274241
you must have a smooth boipucci
>>713274721
Thanks anon, i guess i should rate huh?
>>713273604
Strong manly hands.
>>713274121
Agreed with the other guy your hands are smooth looking.
>>713274241
Generic but not bad.
>>713274243
fat
>>713274597
hey that's me
>>713274697
Fucking disgusting
>>713274664
>very short
>68
???? I'm killing myself before 30 anyway
R8 pls
>>713275049
Lol that silly vein still thinks there's a finger there
>mfw indian
Let the Games Begin
>>713275049
hey neat we have the same keyboard
>>713275212
Hands need some moisturizer but otherwise they're nice hands.
666
>>713275049
Dood you should play guitar
>>713275559
Wow thats extremely gay
>>713275049
Are you enjoying Earth so far? Sorry about the black ones.
>>713275427
Thanks man, I'm on the rowing team so my hands are kinda fucked up
>>713275049
What the fuck penguin hands
post ears
Why do I feel like op has a folder of anon hands he jerks it to
>>713275874
Fuck off I got made fun off enough as a kid for them
>>713276084
Aw anon don't be so sour do you want me to start for you?
>>713276176
I don't even mind anymore because they're not so bad
When I was a kid though they were huge compared to my head, got better as I got older because I never let anybody push me around
Although a teacher even rekt me in front of the entire class in highschool
>>713276473
See that's the spirit, it's not that bad anon, here have mine.
>>713276084
Could be worse, you could be a guy with tits.
>>713276576
You're about to get rekt
>>713276620
True, lad
>>713276620
>THIS
Gyncomastia was a thing to get from adhd medication, and ever fucking kid in school was diagonosed with it.
>>713276788
>you're about to get rekt
Why is that?
>>713277062
I assumed you'd be swarmed with "tits or gtfo"
Y tho
>>713276576
ayy lmao incoming "tits"
>>713277106
That seems to have died down alot in the past couple of years, but even if people asked i wouldn't post they're super small and i'm self conscious about them.
>>713277259
>self conscious
>on the internet
Not wanting to post my ears was a joke, why do you give a shit about what anyone thinks lol
>>713277365
I don't i give a shit what i think and i think they're too small, so i'm not going to post them.
>>713277259
You should rate my dick
>>713277365
>>713277365
>>713277259
>Tells anon not to be self conscious
>Is being self conscious
Anon, I...
sup fgts
>>713277493
How small are we talking?
Also, on an unrelated note, I think we should rate eachothers nipples.
>>713277259
Oh my god now that you said that you have to do it you trap
Also if you're not a trap, just so you know a lot of dude prefer small tits over big ones (also implants are fucking disgusting)
>>713277493
Wasn't asking you to post them dude
>>713277540
I'm not self conscious
>>713277744
>not self conscious
>using the words "self conscious" in the post
Explain this
>>713277560
+ear
>>713277560
>>713277930
Trap? Post dick
>>713277930
SOME
>>713276473
Your ear(s) looks fine dude.
>>713274697
This is an ear porn thread now GET
>>713277649
I wasn't going to get implants, i also agree they are disgusting, i don't think guys actually prefer small ones but i guess i'll take your word.
I just feel like as and adult they should be bigger it makes me feel like a kid.
>>713277540
I had a moment of weakness, and i knew what it was like to be self conscious, it feels good to make others feel good about themselves.
>>713278072
wat
>>713278062
but that's lewd
>>713278383
Now, anon
>>713277560
>>713277930
Seems like you're small and cute.
>>713278463
MODS!!!!!!!!
L
>>713278518
I think you're a little too young to be on here kiddo.
>>713278607
Clip your fucking nails
>>713278463
>>713278611
Fuck, pressed wrong thing, I'm too tired for this shit.
>>713278518
>tfw 5'6
still relatively tall ;_;
>>713278823
Omg, you sound adorable.
>>713278823
>only 5'6
Aww you're pocket sized!
Is it supposed to be the palm or the back?
>>713278823
POSTS NUDES
>>713278104
Thanks qt
Your ears look normal as well
One half of my current supply of hands
>>713278930
I posted the back of mine and many others did but you can post palm if you want.
>>713279032
Casper the ghost in da house.
>>713279008
*My* nudes specifically, or...?
>>713279215
Yes, your nudes.
>>713279215
Yes, your nudes specifically
R8 me /b/ [spoiler]I'm double jointed[/spoiler]
>>713279215
Butt
>>713277560
>>713277930
>>713278823
You look familiar. Even your height matches.
>>713279181
Just the lighting,
I'm actually brown
r8 no h8
>>713279467
Oh, I see.
>>713279384
future arthritis/10
>>713279424
It's possible, do you know what "my" initials are?
>>713279416
>>713279300
>>713279280
I'd rather not if someone I potentially know is in here
It's also lewd, but y'know
>>713279530
Id suck your dick, faggot
>>713279679
Probably doesn't eat enough
shitty at guitar
student and doesn't do much physical work
How'd I do?
>>713279679
You look sick man.
I bet people leave the pool when you get in
>>713279636
Well i think you can do it.
>>713279666
>666
t-thanks
>>713279636
If you are "you", you never told.
S A T O R
A R E P O
T E N E T
O P E R A
R O T A S
>>713280012
I'm not one to give my name out super freely, so the possibility grows; where was it?
>>713279636
>>713280012
So he doesn't know, post nudes
>>713279814
Not even one bro
This bread is perfect for my hand fetish pls
skeltal here
>>713280293
Here, emails, Steam. "You" signed your emails with the Sator Square. I just called "you" Artemis, because it's more convenient.
>>713280441
You look like your hands were filled with down and scotch guarded at birth.
How do you grip?
>>713280844
You dont have enough buttons on your mouse.
Turn in your CS GO game and hang your head in shame
>>713280433
Your hands were designed by HR giger
>>713280738
I can fine my camera is just shit and doesn't portray the detail very well
>>713280433
Cut your thumb nail you filthy bastard
>>713280596
Oh, not him then
that's a pretty cool signing method though
>>713280311
yay butts then
>>713281260
This is a man.
>>713281331
never said I wasn't <3
>>713281260
post penis
>>713281260
cute af
post feet faggot
>>713281244
my fucking nail clipper broke what 2 do fam
>>713281260
give skype
r8? Past girls have liked them, idk.
>>713281726
nice hands man, they look well groomed
>>713281925
people think that it's strange of me to file them. I just clip and file. They say "you file your nails?! but you're a dude". oh and thankya
Palm side of my right hand is all fucked up from a fight, had to have my tendon reattached on my thumb
>>713282021
why the fuck does that bother people? I'm the same way man, you gotta keep your nails groomed
dirty nails, unkempt nails are disgusting
wish i had more feminine hands
>>713282165
Post butt?
>>713282165
not feminine enough is way better than not masculine enough. Honestly unless it's hairy and/or bigger than the man's, men don't care.
>>713282141
#filesquad let's GOOO
>>713282141
Do you keep your nail file next to your tampons?
>>713281380
my feet are sorts of crooked because I run
sorry anon-kun
super realistic
>>713275685
kek
>>713282404
that's fine
could you post tops of your feet too?
>>713281513
The only one I have I use for official stuff, so it has my name... I can make one if you really want
I try to take care of hands but they're a little beat up.
>>713282551
I want it
>>713280433
bro do you have Marfan's?
Anyone have a wedding band hand to show?
>>713282664
just fast metabolism
>>713282619
would hold
>>713282825
This might sound weird but
Why are your fingers so even?
>>713282404
>Stratton
What are you doing there?
>>713282922
Thanks friend
Does someone have the story on /tv/ about the dude with shrek hands ?
>>713273604
Pizza fingers
inb4 cut your fucking nails
>>713283386
paint them they would be cute
>>713283386
nice
>>713282680
What does this mean?
>>713283038
Kinda long story, but the gist of it is that my ex boyfriend stole that poster out of a subway station as a present. It's really a huge ad, I've never personally been :P
>>713282628
oks, I'll make it right now
>>713282547
Feets!
>>713283386
nah, don't
>>713283386
>has bent fingers too
That's fucking cool i don't know anyone else with them.
You have really nice skin though.
>>713283386
paint them red or blue
>>713283661
your toes are cute af
thanks
>>713276620
You brought back good memories
>6th grade gym class
>Have to change in the locker room first
>I'm insecure so go to the far back into the shower area sepereated from the main locker room
>Fat kid comes in
>takes off shirt
>holyfuck.jpg
>those things could swallow my fucking face
>get erection from going through puberty
>those things were so fucking lady like
And that's the story of how I realized I was gay
>>713282628
I think this'll work?
[email protected]
>>713284052
fag
>>713283661
come on
>>713283724
Are bent fingers that uncommon?
Also thanks
>>713284561
I don't know anyone other than my dad who had them. But it's nice to know it's not super legendary rare.
>>713284493
>calling someone a fag
>simultaneously asking for a fag's skype
you what
>>713284729
Weird my dad and his side of the family also have them.
bamp
>>713285455
Are you related to me?
>>713283386
Kinda jealous of your nails
i guess ill go
r8 me, sorry about shadow
>>713286457
what's with the flaky skin?
>>713286821
I row, off season right now so skin is a lot better than usual. If you search like rowing hands it looks a lot worse than this.
r8
>>713287152
Nails are too long, cut them faggot
>>713286150
Shit maybe. My father's side of the family is Austro-Hungarian.
>>713275559
You must be a fag, not meming
That shit looks fucking awful
>>713287265
Nah my dad's side is native american
>>713287636
>>713287265
This is good i can't be attracted to someone's hands if they're related to me.
>>713286294
They grow really fast if you have a lot of calcium in your diet. Do you play guitar?
>>713273604
Rate my dick beater :^)
>>713288650
Other side
>>713273604
>>713288926
>>713288616
Mine are super weak and take forever to grow. No, I just grow them out so my fingers look longer and girly
>>713273604
Jaundice. Ur ded kiddo
>>713288966
How much do you weigh and why is the nail on your thumb shorter than your dick?
>>713289147
150~
I have fucked up stubby thumbs and I bite my nails
>>713289273
Holy fuck it is short.
Pic related my thumb
>>713289446
I'd suck those fingers
>>713289601
This is my "good" thumb
>>713289749
This is my lucky fin
>>713289778
You're Nemo I guess.
I have a cracked nail, been there for almost 2 years now and it won't grow back correctly.
>>713273604
High five! Nice thread.
>>713275685
Top kek
>>713289626
thanks
>>713289965
How the fuck does that even happen? Why is it so dry get some lotion
>>713289898
I don't think problems like that go away, I have a friend with a nail that always grows with half of it black
>>713289965
get some lotion mah nigga
>>713289898
I have a feeling my stub thumb is from the fact when I was little I would draw all the time, but Id push down very hard. So I grew up with a lot of pressure on the bones in my thumb, on my dominant hand. Now it is forever a toe.
>>713290171
Fuck I was hoping it would grow back at some point. Really bothers me sinch I have to cut the other half shorter or it'll get in the way.
>>713290515
Are your big toes normal?
What do you guys think?
Here's my hand, rate it
>>713291030
Hands are a little stubby and you're probably fat right?
>>713290662
Yes
>>713274121
Tits or gtfo
>>713291093
long life line
Rate my girlfriend
no manly man yet to post a masculine rough hairy knuckled hand? ya bunch of cakers.
>>713293030
this one tho >>713289446
>>713293030
The two anons who had knuckle tatts had quite manly hands
