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Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>713257042
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Haruhi Claimed
(Where is my Kurome???)
>>713265454
wowowow so rude
Shimakaze claimed
Sameji sorta lurking, mostly playing vidya
Claim
Claim
>>713265203
Hopefully right now... And I'm still disappointed by humanity
>>713265475
I leave that to other people, who aren't shit at interacting with people and know how people work. No matter how much studying I could do, I will never understand people
>>713265717
>>713264557 (Alice)
>557
Careful there, or you'll get trips by accident!
>>713264696 (Fran)
>>713265739
>education
>interesting
Well, but you're there to gain useful skills, not fun ones, so they are ripping you off. How much do you pay per trimester?
>shit.
I would have guessed that you liked that.
>>713265124 (Yui)
I guess that can not be denied. In fact I'll search me some picture right now!
plumbo
claaaimed
HAPPY BIRTHDAY YUI
Claimed
>>713265884
>884
Watch out pantsu, the same could happen to you. It could happen to any of us
>>713265997
Another who nearly fell to the trips
Dull people.
>>713265881
Sneak into one of those Jap places with the robots
Just throw on a dress and a wig, there you go
>disappointed by humanity
That's why you don't associate with them, become a lizard person
>>713265902
coach
Mikasa Ackerman claimed
janna is mine
>>713265749
I see you Mai
>>713266298
But it won't be the same! We need advanced robotics for this
>become a lizard person
One does not simply become a lizard person. Lizard person is what one is
>>713266248
Annoying brat
>>713266298
kangaroo
Claiming the ultimate bi-polar waifu
here
>>713266667
So close...
>>713266468
Insecure faggot who can't be trusted and always fucks up his reputation tryna be like me.
>>713266447
Not with that attitude it wont be mate
>>713266506
big hamburgers
>>713265798
Why does she have H U G E tiddies?
>>713265881
What is your job/what are you studying?
I have to explain to my boss, who will only have a business degree, why I can't shout SHAZAM! and cure cancer since its not a single virus and that the thing I made only works on certain types of cancer in early stages.
>>713265884
After my scholarships, it's 35,000 a year.
R I P those debts
>>713266756
those are common
>>713266703
Damn, almost satan
>>713266742
Pompous, self-entitled but irrelevant child
>>713266852
Rip digi-sword's get
Shinoa claimed ',:)
>>713267031
Hello Snyg
>>713266241
We best not claim at all!
>>713266767
>35k/y
Gee boi, that's a lot of dough!
Not surprising they are trying to milk everything they can from you.
3 years in total? 5?
>>713266767
Because fanart apparently. Or something like that
fucking faggots.
Cannot sleep.
>>713267031
Shinoa! You missed homosex talk
>>713267255
4 years for a bachelor's. Might go for a master's, which is another 2 years
>>713267354
Holy shit she is going to have some back problems when she is older
>>713267168
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>>713267652
Did i now?
>>713267539
Hey ODF how's life?
>>713267567
Poor flam :(
>shinoa
>>713266971
>Irrelevant
Keep selling kebap and lie to others that your job is good, while you can't even affor college on your own.
>>713267652
It could be worse, they could be even bigger.
>>713267742
I am not poor..
>>713267694
>
>>713268061
That's what happens when you don't talk to Chen.
>>713267652
That's a whooping 210,000 dollars, not counting opportunity costs.
Is that worth it?
カラミチーマス
Flannel Winnie claimed
>>713268061
Not what i meant
>>713268092
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>>713268369
Kitty-bunny!
>
>>713267718
Looks like a horrific blob monster. Not the sexy kind.
>>713268141
What's so bad about him?
>>713268411
I know what you meant. I am just stating facts.
>>713265585
I dunno who that is but good taste
>>713268411
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>>713267694
I told NgNl Shiro how to stimulate his prostate
>>713267978
Yeah...
She needs a back brace
>>713268199
The average salary for a Biomedical engineer is $86,220 a year, so I might be able to pay it off eventually
>>713268496
well, you got anything better?
>>713268844
literally anything else in this thread
>>713268991
you mean mostly generic anime grills and a troll or two?
>>713268452
Ah yes, those damn blob monsters. Going around, growing tentacles, and raping everything in their path...just so we're clear, we are talking about hentai. Right?
>>713269375
we can both dream
>>713267694
Smug-sama
>>713267823
>Affor
>kebap
Looks like you can't afford college either, child. Actually you couldn't afford elementary level education.
>>713268788
Eventually is the right word here...
The average salary is nice and all, but you'll need some figures about entry salary and the median would be nice too.
If instead you got a job with 35,000/year it would make a difference of USD455,000 within the first 7 years.
Also stop telling everyone that I would finger my butthole a lot!
>>713268788
Most definitely.
>>713269548
...no comment
>>713269843
but that is a comment
>>713269843
BTW that's a "not sure how to reply" face, and not a "my body is ready" face.
>hexie
>>713270029
It could be both
>>713269649
>child
Whoa, easy there you fucking faggot.
You're the same age as me, except you had cancer and you're stupid.
I said kebap on purpose, but I forgot that you're too stupid to notice thatz
You probably even wanted to suck Tats's cock, you seem a really big faggot in real life.
>>713269979
Indeed...
>>713270128
das a cute pic and artstyle
>>713270093
It definitely could, not gonna lie, but it is not.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ztCA4bxNrQ
Avatarfags get out of my thread
>>713269726
Yeah... But my parents are helping
I ONLY SAID I TOLD HOW!
>>713269777
I feel bad for her a bit
>>713270128
Do you know the artist who drew this?
>>713270128
Yeah, it's pretty cute
>>713268411
I... am not in a speaking mood. For I... have just woken up from a nap. I'm not too sure... if these breaks in my sentences work for emphasis.
>>713270265
Or is it?
>>713265585
Have you taken the brown pill yet, mateys?
it's a tough pill to swallow! The brown pill was founded in 1999 by Sir Reginald Brownpill
Forget red and blue pills, brown pills are the way of the future.
Swallow the brown pill today! Red pills are for fedora fucking wearing faggots, blue pills are for the ignorant masses. Ignore the other le epin /pol/ maymays, this one is the readl deal.
>>713270347
Shit. Wrong post
>>713270101
What?
I think you have me confused for someone else, child.
>>713270236
Indeed it is
>>713270344
Sadly no.
Woohoo
>>713270344
>parents
It's getting straight off your heritage, so it might as well be your money. Also your parents are only helping with some of the 210k out of the 455k.
Your entire education system is fucked... is there a way to get a scholarship? I'm sure there are some especially for them gays!
>>713270435
No.
>>713270563
>child
>>713270623
alright i guess
>>713270751
Or is it?
>>713270567
R I P
>>713270644
I did get an academic scholarship
>>713265585
https://discord.gg/5c4Ey4C
claim waifus here
>>713270623
Woohoo?
>>713270947
Yeah
>>713270942
No. Stop asking
>>713270947
That's good! or at least it sounds good. How much do they pay?
>>713271096
Or is it? Make me
>>713271059
Woohoooooo
>>713268582
Aren't you fun at parties
>>713268763
>
>>713268788
So milking yourslef
>>713269606
Hey what's up?
>>713270421
I get it. You don't want to talk to anyone currently
3/2/24 is an S but 1/2/23 is a B?
why do you hurt me riot?
>>713271444
why do you hurt yourself playing this
>>713271305
How's it going?
>>713271382
>
>>713271575
it's pretty fun :o
did you come up with a summoner name?
>>713271444
Rating is not only determined by kda. Because only noobs look at kda.
>>713271444
What does that mean?
>>713271419
>>713271382
I am when I am not tired to the bone.
>>713271196
It is not.
QOTT: whats your favorite food and drink pairing?
Pastry and milk
>>713271382
Still waking up... so that's not quite the case.
>>713271647
I've had multiple ones in the past. I'm not -_-
>>713271382
ceiling
>>713271919
Does watching Kurome eat count?
>>713271096
I bet they would draw a good Fran...
>>713271121
15k a year, I already subtracted it
>>713271382
Yeah, that
I wonder if he will do it...
>>713271444
Hey, the earlier one was horrible! The only way to get a S with a support was to KS.
Aki has also gone 8/0/11 and basically carried and gotten an A
Fuckin weebs
>>713271599
Sleepy. How bout you?
>>713271706
how else do you try to figure out grades?
riot doesn't tell you how to get an S so lots of people speculate
I've read stuff saying you need to ward a lot as supp, I've seen people say cs (which were both similar for those games)
I usually get an S on supp when I ks a few kills
does riot want me to do that? :o
>>713271733
kda
>>713271919
milk and cookies
>>713271927
you should
>>713271919
Any twinkie like thing from the store and some coffee.
>>713271880
Or is it?
>>713271919
Pizza and coke probably
>>713272097
What's a kda?
>>713271919
Mexican hot chocolate and a cheese Danish.
>>713271919
oreos and milk
>>713272068
Sleepy and hungry, but I'm at work
>>713272045
did aki main thresh? i remember him saying he likes thresh? :o
>>713272097
I should what?
>>713271599
>tfw wrong pic
>
>>713271762
Are you diagnosed with a sleep disorder?
>>713271923
I read that wrong .-.
>>713272018
You're a funny guy I see
>>713272045
I'm curious to try it since its the so called male's g spot
>>713272026
No it does not
>>713272026
Why are you obsessed with Kurome?
>>713272263
me
>>713272204
kills deaths assists
>>713271919
Cheese/cream danishes and milk
>>713272252
Ah, where do you work?
>>713271919
earl grey tea, sardines, and a gurka cigar
>>713272045
Probably.
>>713272204
No
>>713271919
Pizza and Milk.
>>713272045
Oh... education is theft.
Topple the bourgeoisie, race war now!
Is it possible to have multiple scholarships? Also are all decent colleges so expensive?
>>713272341
I didn't go to check on myself to a doctor in 5-6 years. Maybe.
>>713272341
>
>>713272376
Convenience store. Boring as shit
>>713272368
Ok. You still didn't explain what the first part meant -_-
>>713272441
Or is it?
![Syndra [340].png](https://i.imgur.com/TO8mM7w.png "Syndra [340].png")
>>713271919
Bleach and sleeping pills
>>713272253
It's his second favorite support, behind Vel'coz. He also brings Vel'coz mid and beats the shit out of people, like the game I'm talking about
I've recently found how hilarious Sion support is, but Leona remains my favorite
>>713272341
It's pretty good, from my personal experience
>>713272441
Guess I need to crii
>>713272600
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CEFnH0Fu-e4
>>713272609
goodnight
>>713272596
:
>>713272632
oh I see, i got a dark star thresh skin from a chest so i want to learn him just for the skin :o
soraka janna lulu for me
working on alistar rn
>>713272600
after a game you get a letter grade based on how well you did
>>713272806
o
>>713272354
Do you have a problem with out relationship or are you jealous?
Remember when y'all got spammed so hard last night you retreated to different boards? Fucking faggots
>>713272516
Hey Shiro, what's the German word for keyboard. Like piano.
I know piano is "Klavier" but does that also work for keyboards?
>>713272764
Ok -_-
>>713272915
Ok -_-
>>713272632
It'll be okay
>>713272926
What did Kurome say to you that made you think you were in a relationship?
>>713273006
why do you -_-?
>>713272926
>relationship
>cartoon character
Virgin spotted
>>713272999
What spam? The only spam I see is your face. ha! got em!
>>713272926
You're mine
Kurome can't have you
>>713273004
Tastatur. Klavier can never be keyboard. Also if you're talking a really big Klavier it's Flügel.
>>713272516
This basically, it's had a silly inflation.
Sadly pic related is true
You can totally, but I didn't get any of the dozen or so I applied for. I'm meh at essays, unlucky at lotteries, and middle class enough to avoid support handouts.
>>713272915
I actually like blood moon more. I'm ok at Thresh and Blitz, but my Braum Qs and Leona Es hardly ever miss
ADC Thresh is probably the dumbest thing ever, with incredible burst of easily 2000 late game in one auto attack
>>713273065
Too late, I'm crying my eyes out
>>713273070
The last part. Ignore the beginning.
calamity masu'd o:
>>713273083
Because i want to -_-
Why do you :o?
>>713273241
Thanks Shiro
>
>>713273006
No hard feelings?
>Hex Maniac
>>713273241
What is
"Can I have your hand in marriage, madam?" in German?
>>713273197
I could never leave my dear Kurome! That would be unthinkable. R-right..?
>>713273004
well i just woke up so yes
Kurome claimed.
>>713265693
My wifi died.
>>713273281
<3
>>713273281
Holy shit, this is some serious stalker shit.
I'm happy for you enjoy your relationship
>>713273326
it's an easy way for other waifs to know who I am without needing a picture
>>713273307
what are you meddling in? :o
>>713272550
That is not okay. Did you look up online at least?
>>713272593
>
>>713272609
Night
>>713272632
>personal
Did you diddled yourself? (^:
>>713271923
Ohayouuuuuu
>>713273539
MAi
>>713273519
Never mind he consents
>>713273519
KUROME! Don't leave me again!
>>713273330
>>713273241
And I assume that its a gender neutral word?
>>713273475
Rip weefee
>>713273404
Ok
>>713273552
But sachi uses :o aswell. I just like the -_-
>>713273653
SHE'S REAL TO ME!!!!! ;_;
>>713273449
If you leave for me it wouldn't.
Plus Kurome doesn't like you like I do~
>>713273267
Dude, it's not that bad
>Hex Maniac
>>713273653
Give me example for a test. I will complete it.
>>713273653
isn't that a guy?
>>713273754
slachi is a copycat and false :o
>>713273754
Good
>Hex Maniac
>>713273698
Hm?
>>713273714
Haii Haruhi! Anything new?
>>713273724
>weefee
I laughed
>>713273832
>isn't that a guy?
No
>>713273267
If only you were be black. You would actually make money studying.
Is it true that interest rates on student loans are also on a jewish level?
>>713273330
Always a pleasure.
>>713273415
'Warum liegt hier überall Stroh rum?'
To which she (if willing) will reply:
'Warum hast du ne Maske auf?'
Which you will then answer to by saying:
'Na blass mir doch einen.'
It's really cute and romantic, but hard to translate right.
>>713273724
No, it's female.
Klavier is neutral, Flügel is male.
Obviously.
>>713273782
And she is real! Don't let anyone question your believe!
>>713273979
proof? :o
>>713273782
I FUCKING HATE MYSELF AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
>
I'm so sorry, yuuki :(
>>713273830
Uhh. I usually look up for symptoms and signs haha
>>713273832
Idk
>>713273691
WHAT
>>713274072
oh..
>>713273519
>>713273785
Kurome is it true you don't like me like that....
>>713273653
I basically said I did
>>713273817
Yeah, I didn't think you would
>>713274022
They aren't good
>>713274072
I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS SPECIAL!!!!
>
>>713273330
why is everyone from this show so adorable?
>>713273832
Ok -_-
>>713273916
That's good
>>713274072
I hope it is
>>713274335
did you forget mio exists? :o
it's ok it's easy to forget about trash
>>713274371
it's only a matter of time unti slachi -_-
>>713274245
So that's why you people all supported that crazy old man.
>>713274426
He did -_-
>>713274335
It was engineered to be that way. Also KyoAni is good at making moe.
>>713274178
I don't "like" you, I love you. There's a difference.
Annnnd wifi is dying again.
>>713274652
waifu*
>>713274620
-_-
>>713274172
Lol u wot m8?
>>713274245
:/
>>713274257
We do! Im sorry! I keep misclocking on erong pic!
>no more huggimg pics :(
>>713274426
But why
>>713274178
>>713274591
>
Been a while since I've done this
>>713274371
Alright then
>>713274245
If it makes you feel better, maybe someday you'll find the artist
>Hex Maniac
>>713274591
<3 I'm sorry I ever doubted you. We can never be separated!
>>713274426
nah, mio would still probably be my favorite one from the show
>>713274589
well he did find a good recipe since their characters are so similar
>similarly cute
>>713274148
Are you glad you're the only Mai?
>>713274776
I'm gay
didn't you do this a few days ago? :o
>>713274872
that's cute
>>713274443
Yeah, it was the only hope for some people
Luckily not me
>>713274776
What's bad about that?
>>713274865
Maybe one day...
>>713274776
Something something sexual harassment.
>>713274872
Just a hunch but Kurome seems a bit off to me. The poster not the character.
>>713274776
Same, I'm all out now
>swimsuit time?
>>713274620
>>713274728
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1p-DA0zvuQ8&ab
_-_
>>713274865
K
>>713275217
>>713274877
I wouldn't say that they are similar, but they all, for the most part, follow cliché tropes.
>>713275013
>rich bitch
Must be nice. Fortunalety you will save more money on taxes over your life than you'll spend on this. Probably.
>>713275143
In what way?
>>713275217
Perfect
>>713275207
I guess I'm just saying it happens. I wouldn't either
>>713275258
have you fapped yet? :o
>>713275000
My guess this is sachi
Yes i did
>>713275013
I was kidding. I knew you diddled yourself
>>713275061
Huh?
>>713275217
Bikini party time!
>>713275323
A bad way, but I'm usually wrong.
>>713275323
You really believed the schtick?
He wouldn't fight for you, unlike me~
I love you more than Kurome does
>>713275377
You sexually harassed me. Now I come to your bikini party but I bring a gun for safety.
>>713275374
About 2 hours ago
>>713275517
Forgot image
>mikasa
>>713275013
That's the spirit
>>713275258
So how's it going?
>Hex Maniac
Claimed.
>>713275896
I see you Mai
