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Alright faggots this is a bomb shelter

>singles get in
>doubles are left behind
>trips and you have to give up your spot for a nigger or other racially oppressed race
>quads and the nuke lands directly on the bomb shelter and nobody survives
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allahooakbar
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>>713259517
roll
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>>713259517
Lemme in, faggots
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Warm my seat for me
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>>713259517
Mother says turn up the heat.
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Lemme in faggota
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>>713259517
I must survive to pass on my superior genes
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At least there won't be any nig nogs in there.
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White people are oppressed worse than minorities and have been for much longer, so all whites must be safe. Who has to give up their spots then?
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LETS GO
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>>713260554
close one faggot
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>>713260644
>GET OUT OF MY BUNKER REEEE
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>>713260567
kek
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>>713260644
Hahw. Ironic
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Let me in. I brought sack lunches!
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>>713260644
oh shit haha
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Lemme in
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Step back, I got this.
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rolling
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let me in
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Y'all niggas got room fo 1 mo??
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Please dont let me have to give my spot to a nigger, i would rather die.
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Lemme in
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I'm white, move out of my way.
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>>713259517
Dont leave me you fags
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Let me in
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When does the bomb go off? Aside from someone getting quads
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>>713261160
You'll be dead either way
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>>713259517
Let me in guys!
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I want in
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Please let me in.
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Let me in
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roll
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>>713259517
>mfw trips
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Open up
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>>713261966
OUT!!
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>>713261966
GTFO
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Rolling for quads
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>>713261966
have fun out there anon
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>>713261966
Gtfo right now
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Rollo
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>>713259517
Just came from another one of these threads where I got in and then immediately blew everyone up. Let's try again.
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Fuck. I always check em. Its worth the death.
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IN! GET ME IN!
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whoot suck it fuckers
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>>713259517
Rollerino
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Roll
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Its getting cramped in here.
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>>713262355
gtfo my bunker normie
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>>713262355
ur fukt m8
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>>713262355
>>713262377
Fuck outta here nig nogs
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>>713262444
kek
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>>713259517
Let me in
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>>713262377
>>713262355
sorry anon you didnt make it
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>>713262511
leave
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>>713262511
No
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>>713262444
Move it You faggot. Make room for this stupid Nigger here.
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dabs?
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O
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>>713262566
no u
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>>713262566
No to you too
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>>713262566
>>713262633
Oh fk
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>>713262633
Also no u
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Aloha snackbar
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>>713262699
frik
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>>713262699
no u
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>>713262511
>>713262566
>>713262633
>>713262699
Oh god.
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>>713259517
Fuck you outsiders, I'm going in. And I got Mountain Dew.
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in you get
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ALLAHU AKBAR
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space ?
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Der herro open up bic boi
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>>713262784
I got the Doritos mang, I want in.
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Pfffft, even without dubs I can survive, ever heard of hazzmat? I've got liters of that shit in my basement
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Niggers
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Boom
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rollinn
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>>713262776
That's to fucking close.
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>>713262944
No
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I SAID BOOM
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>>713262944
Nope, get out.
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>>713262633
Neither do you
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This looks like a big-ass shelter, OP!
How're we all gonna survive in the long term?
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Fuck all of you
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>>713259517
imma makin it mah
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here we go
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Here comes the
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pls bb
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>>713259517
Dubs please
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Let me in
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>>713263099
>>713263122
Aw hell no you don't.
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>>713263122
Boom
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You need me
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Rawl
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>>713259517
All I want is to live
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ez quads
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Allahu akbar
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Let's go
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Police here
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>>713259517
Sauron has plans to nuke the Shire?
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I got the video games, let me in.
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knock knock, let me in
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Bomb shelters are for the weak. Hit me up with some mad rad
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Tech support, let me in
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Let's go!
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>>713263777
You fuck
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roll
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Is my bf there?
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let this nigger in
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same tbneech
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>>713263777
now niggers are gona breed with our women and fuck up the gene pool gg
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fuck you i'm not going in that piece of shit hole
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leeme in
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>>713263777
well, another nigger it is
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Thats the bomb shelter on Peanut Island in Florida. It was one that president JFK would have used. Had the desk and phone and everything. pretty cool place to visit.
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Ruin it with quads.
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GIVE ME QUADS!
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>>713259517
get high, fuck bitches all day long with these singles.
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>>713263777
YOU KILLED US ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
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rolling nuke
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>>713259517
Hoping for quads.
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Let me in, am not wanna die
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>>713262355
>>713262444
>>713262511
>>713262566
>>713262633
>>713262699
fucking plebs, die out there
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They see me rollin quads
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cardmin sernum
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>>713259517
Move over fags
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>>713265244
Get OUT
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>>713265043
fucking lmao at the plebs who rolled dubs
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QUADS
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See ya bitches
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>>713265522
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1 2 3 4
how many niggers will be let in the bunker's door
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>>713259517
Don't even want in, this is gonna be great.
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>>713265622
Shit
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>>713259517
Plex let me in
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>>713259517
lemme in
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Santa
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1 minute until you are nuked from orbit. You better get in the bunker.
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Fuck you all
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>>713259517
You're all too pussy to reply to me
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>>713265656
Too bad, you're in the bunker.
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im in
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Rolllllllllll
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Nggg I have to fart so bad... omg here it comes!!!
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>>713259517
Allahu Akbar
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>>713265522
have fun out there brotha
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ahhhhh
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Get me in
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>>713265244
get out fag
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>>713266015
Ffrrrrrrrppprrttrtttgghhpppppppbblrubblbblbublbubbbrrrrrsploosj
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>>713266056
you were close, comrade
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drop the bomb already
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>>713266111
Oh fuck lmao
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Rolling to kill us all
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>>713266111
No u get out. Nigga take your place
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>>713266011
RIP
Fuck me
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>>713266177
are u sure anon
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>>713266111
fuck me, have fun with the nigger
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Rolieo
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>>713266111
lol nig gonna take your spot and fuck stacy
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Roll
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Roll


Also, how do we know when the nuke lands?
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>>713259517
Get in there nigger joe, it's nothing put white women and we need someone to repopulate the earth
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>>713259517
quads get
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gimme the quads right now!
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>>713259517
Rollesby
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I WANT TO LIIIIIIIVE
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please nuke the world, i can use the heat and radiation to cook my dogs n beans in the Apocalypse
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I'll take a corner spot.
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In
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please?
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>>713259517
roll
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i am nigger
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>>713266663
Fucking quads mate!!!
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im in
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>>713267334
Are you a stupid nigger or something? Those aren't fucking quads, stupid degenerate.
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>>713259517
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>>713267334
Wow, what an example of a retard
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>>713263053

Dafuq??? was she eatin hot pockets in hte cot damn bathroom
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>>713267334
you must be new here
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roll
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Quads get
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Make way for royalty.
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Fucks yous all
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give me the quads!
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ez
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>>713259517
Joke's on you I want to die
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>>713266663
Quads checkd
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>>713259517

looks nice a nice cozy metal box to be broiled in when the nukes go off at 8000 degrees.

Try building it like at least 40 feet underground next time.
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It's fine either way.
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>>713268019
>quads
newfag detected
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I have never raped or murdered
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>>713259517
Common quads
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>>713260787
DID YOU BRING JUICE BOXES?
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>>713259517
fuck you all
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oy vey
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>>713259517
Ib4 quads
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>>713259517
niggers
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Thank you for letting me in anon!
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I'M GONNA BLOW THIS MOTHERFUCKER UP
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>>713259517
fuck this gay earth
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Ok
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Roll
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>>713259517
>mfw quads
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>>713268488
Get out.
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I'm in
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Let me in
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>>713259517
Roll
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Dubs and im a feral ghoul with a harsh appearance but a kind soul. I have hate in my eyes but love in my heart. I have been betrayed, years ago before the apocalypse. He stole the love of my life now i must steal his life. I loved her. Oh how i loved her. The soft touch of her skin. She wouldnt even look at me anymore. Im hideous and gruesome. My skin decays like the last limb of a dying corpse.
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>>713268733
Gtfo
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>>713268733
Fucked
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fuck you all
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>>713259517
That tin can isn't stopping a fucking thing. That door itself is so thin and weak the boston city bombers bomb could had breached it.

And why the fuck isn't it at least underground?

Fucking retards.
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q u a d s
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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK OFF
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Quads
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>>713259517
Okay.
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Let me in god bless
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Roll
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>>713259517
Lemme in i'm an actual biological woman
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>>713268765
Shit well i guess ill wake up from this vault and fuck shit up in the wasteland with my sidekick meatloaf. He is such a great side kick. Everywhere we go he asks to lick my scrotum. I realize his request and proceed to drop my hairy bag into his watering hole
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>>713268882
So close
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Lemme in fgt
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>>713259517
Save my spot
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>>713259517
Have you taken the brown pill yet, mateys?

it's a tough pill to swallow! The brown pill was founded in 1999 by Sir Reginald Brownpill

Forget red and blue pills, brown pills are the way of the future.

Swallow the brown pill today! Red pills are for fedora fucking wearing faggots, blue pills are for the ignorant masses. Ignore the other le epin /pol/ maymays, this one is the readl deal.
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if i get in im comin in with a bomb
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Roll
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>singles get in
This should be easy.
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wheres my bedroom? thanks for letting me in by the way
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Boom
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>>713269111
make place for jamal
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Fuck all of you
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QUAD ROLL!
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I hope I don't get in.
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>>713269974
reroll
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Die
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ALLAHU ACKBARR L
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>>713259517
rolling for quads
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how odd, roll
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>>713259517
haha nobody has got quads im safe in the bunker with my bros
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>>713270111
I've got bad news
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I have explosive diarrhea
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GIVE ME QUADS DADDY
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quads?
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REROLL
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les go bois
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I'm in
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>>713259517
lmao im not getting in imma join the BOS after the nuke drops
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Let me in the sheltar
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>>713259517
Roll?
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i never get gets
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roll`1
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>>713259517
Move outta my way bitch
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>>713271500

You're fucked, also rollin
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>>713259517
gonna kill all u fgts
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Fuck yeah made it in
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singles
nigger here
move aside trip privilege trash
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>>713259517
>>singles get in
That seems... retardedly easy.
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>>713270111
>>713269111
>>713266111
>>713263777
>>713262444

current roody-poo count: 5

good luck, faggots
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>>713272122
Fuck my life
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I'm just gonna warn you guys I fap every 15 minutes so stay clear
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I'm going in mkay
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>>713259517
Let me in nigger.
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roll
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>>713259517
Let me in I brought along a terminal disease with no cure and spreads quickly through groups of people
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>>713259517
Suck a grizzly bear's dick.
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Suck a reindeer's nasty ass.
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>>713259517
hey guys I'm coming in
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ez dubs
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Rollin
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Thank god, I never get dubs!
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>>713273711
lol
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YOY
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>>713271500
Rerolling for nuke then faggots
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Eat my ass and die fags
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Gonna enjoy eating some ass in this bunker
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>>713259517
dicks
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>>713259517
rawl
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>>713259517
your rules are gay, leave me behind
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quads
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>>713259517
rolling for apocalypse
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>>713259517
IT WAS A BABY OX
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>>713259517
I wanna play Fallout so lemme in
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