This is Donald. Donald wants to go on an adventure. Dubs decides what he does first.
>>713258093
Donald goes to the pond and befriend aquatic goats.
>>713258204
Well rerolling for this
>>713258255
Win
And then Donald dies
>>713258093
Bump I want to see this
>>713258393
No then Donald finds a map
>>713258093
Donald tries to become president but loses to Jeb bush
Donald made some friends. Dubs decides again
>>713258481
No Donald sucks the goats dicks and becomes a tranny slut
Donald performs sexual intercourse with both goats.
He decides to build a wall
donald deletes this thread
Donald convinces the aquatic goats to build the wall
>>713258543
Donald beheads one of the aquatic goats.
>>713258543
Those are some fucked up goats. Hes going to make goats great again.
donald plays chess with one goat (the smarter one)
>>713258543
donald stands there for 1000 years until everything changes significantly
>>713258713
rolling for this
>>713258543
Donald becomes a nigger
>>713259060
reroll
>>713258093
Donald has a wank if dubs
Donald has a wank if trips
>>713259113
so close, i get to reroll cus of it
>>713259060
rolling for this post
>>713258713
Roll
>>713258543
Donald finds out she is a trap and has a beautiful feminine penis
Donald joins the marching men of the Al Qassam brigades, since killing the occupiers is an act of worship, which Allah has made lawful.
>>713259070
Rolling
Donald inherits $1,000,000
One of the goats befriends a butterfly, Donald and other goat plot against the two.
>>713258543
Donald smokes crack with the goats and invent a start up that makes him billionaire
Donald is a serb and tells the goats they should not mess with him, because that would result in them losing a swarm of black bombers.
>>713259310
This
Donald stuffs both goats into his anus
Donald is killed by the goats.
>>713259557
Rollin for dis
>>713259597
Reroll
>>713258093
Donald goes living inside he goats and build a home made of wood and rocks
>>713258093
He goes to the local Walmart and buys a shotgun and a fuckton of ammo
>>713259557
This
>>713258543
Allah Ackbar! A terrorist runs up and fucks one of the goats
Donald sacrifices a water goat to summon Poseidon.
(capcha is bodies of water kek)
Killer queen already touched the goats and Donald dies.
>>713259653
Reroll but I want the goats to be yellow
>>713259557
Rololol
>>713258093
Donald runs for president
>>713259680
lol this one, also ammo for the goats
>>713259557
This is not get, but if get, this
Donald sends the goats to Tajikistan where they are put in a concentration camp for gays. A Tajik traditional punishment is then applied; the goats get their penises cut off by a Russian porn star named Miss Gorbachov.
>>713259767
Reroll
>>713259885
Reroll for ammo and guns for everyone
Donald gets raped by Hillary Clinton with a strapon
>>713259940
Roll
>>713259726
Rerolllllll
>>713259977
Double win
>>713259977
KEK
>9977
Nice get friend
>>713259767
rolling for this
>>713259977
Winrar
>>713259977
And she's one of the goats
Donald violently rapes the goats so he can suck their feet, after this he cuts them off and masturbates with them causing his wife to leave him with their son Dicky which results in Donald going on a shooting spree with a GA12-BKL shotgun killing 3 and wounding 12, after which he commits suicide, only to fail and be sentenced to death by lethal injection instead.
Then Donald trump grabs the goats by the pussy
>>713260323
Idk why but this
>>713259923
Lol this
After Donald got raped by Clinton, He used a flamethrower in a orphanage.
>>713259977
We have a winner
>>713258093
Roll.
He will kill your mother tomorrow.
>>713260323
This one please
>>713260477
Winrar
>>713259977
CHECKED
>>713260323
Yes because feet
Out of nowhere, Hillary Rodham Clinton appears and violently rapes Donald with a strap on. He leans on an aquatic goat as she slowly penetrates him deeper with every stroke of the massive dildo. Dubs decides what happens next
>>713260699
Double winrar
Op here. Only posts after the posted picture can winrar
>>713260323
Is this some kind of inside joke?
Whatever roll
Donald has a heart attack and dies
>>713260477
Reroll then
I'm out
>>713260323
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH GOD YES
Donald turns it around and shoves Hillary inside of the Goat, and then proceedes to decapitate it and pull her out of the front side.
>>713260739
After this Donald and the goats become plants and live 40 years in the forest doing nothing only to come back to their initial forms 50 years older.
>>713260323
This
>>713260323
This + Clinton dies too
>>713260323
Rolling
Donald then meets gay superman who violently sucks Donalds 4 km long dick
>>713261071
Rerollerino
Donald summons traneyukak
>>713261166
>4km
Wonderful also we have a winrar
>>713260323
This
+ Hillary gets aids somehow
>>713260323
This
>>713261166
DOUBLE WINRAR
>>713261165
I need this
>>713261166
>gay superman
Top kek
Stop this harassment /b/ should be a special safe place. Apologize!
>>713260323
It's too specific I think but it sounds hella fun
Donald proceeds to build a wall, made from his 4km dick
>>713261166
Winrar
Donald begins doing sexual favors for sudafed
>>713261166
Winrar
After the horrific scene of the rape, Donald escapes only to meet gay superman who comes out of nowhere and violently sucks his 4km long dick. Once superman reaches the bottom of the shaft, they agree to go on a date. Dubs decides what they do on the date.
>>713261501
Rolll
>>713261466
WINRAR!
>>713261466
Op please
>>713261850
Donald gasses the Jews
>>713261850
They MAGA
Donald goes to the local supermarket and executes 15 small children with a rocket launcher, without consequences.
>>713261850
Superman amputates Donald and wears his severed leg as a hat.
>>713261850
They plant nuclear bombs around earth and make them explode. Then they fuck off back to Neptune, where they are both from and where aquatic goats dwell.
>>713262222
Oh shit
gets cancer
>>713262222
>>713261850
Jesus christ
On their date Donald orders spaghetti, but gay superman sees an extremely gay crime outside so they have to leave quickly, Donald stuffs the spaghetti in his pockets and smacks into the glass door as he is leaving the restaurant, embarrassed by this the spaghetti multiplies until everyone in the restaurant is drowning in spaghetti
>>713262222
Checked
They set a burn ward on fire.
Donald and Gay Superman blow up planet earth, returning to their home planet Neptune where aquatic goat populations flourish. Dubs decides what they do next
They destroy the entire universe. The story ends.
>>713262849
Donald ends his life after shooting up an orphanage because of his rape experiences.
>>713262849
The aquatic goats start a gigantic orgy rebellion wearing gimp masks after learning their master was raped by Hilary Clinton with a strap on
>>713261850
rip earth
>>713263044
Well shit. This ended too soon...
>Unimaginative ma'fuckers
If dubs, Donald survives the self-inflicted wounds done by an attempted suicide and angrily leaves gay Superman for a Neptunian goat whore.
>>713263044
Rip Donald
Donald goes to Mars and cheats with an alien.
Donald shoots up an entire Neptunian Orphanage due to his PTSD. He becomes an hero shortly afterwards, Gay superman is flustered, as he planned on marrying Donald. Dubs decides what Gay Superman does to cope with his loss.
>>713263413
Will he still shoot up an orphanage?
>>713263614
Never mind
>>713263413
I use my first and only re-roll on this. Donald's legacy must not end!
>>713263589
Gay superman eats gay porridge to cope Gay superman discovers hes somehow pregnant and decides to have a gay abortion which goes wrong because the doctor accidentally cuts his laser sack
Gay superman shortly an heros and the goats eat his penis. THE END.
>>713263839
Rolling for laser sack
gay superman kills himself
>>713263589
>Gay super man uses made in heaven so he can go to an other universe where Donald lives.
>>713263614
Well, yeah. He only survives his self-inflicted wound, not everyone else. Donald should be able to survive the strangulation, since he worked his life up to that moment.
Since Donald does not survive, I suggest gay Superman to scour the planet of Neptune in search of the only sensu bush in the universe to resurrect his gay lover Donald.
gay superman meets gay batman
>>713264097
This
gay superman goes to hell to save Donald's soul
Gay superman begins eating Haagen Dazs and becomes morbidly obese.
>>713263589
donald builds a wall
superman rapes the dead kids
>>713263589
Gay Superman revolves around Neptune's orbit in the opposite direction of its spin, therefore turning back time somehow and saving Donald, but now Donald is Yoshikage Kira and he uses Killer Queen to violently suck off Gay Supes
Shoot himself
>>713264097
Rolling for this
gay super goes to hell
>>713264412
this
>>713264125
Fuck, he didn't find the beans in time..
Gay Superman finds the last dragon Ball he needs to wish for Donald's safe return, where they build a house on gay Neptune and raise aquatic goats for whoring out.
>>713264402
this
BITES THE DUST
>>713264402
rolling for this
>>713264402
>dear god
Gay superman tries voring himself
>>713264402
roll
Donald kills himself
>>713264412
Yes
Gay super man flies back to Earth and rescues a burning Hillary Clinton. He then fucks her in Donald's loss.
>>713264611
oh no
Kills himself
>>713264611
winrar
>>713264412
Please
>>713264710
[flamboyance]OH YES[/flamboyance]
>>713258093
He finds Fluoroantimonic Acid and pours it on his friend Jeb Bush.
Gay superman is so turned on by Donald's demise that he turns to his primary fetish of eating himself. He is slightly successful, losing one arm to the act. The aquatic goats watch in horror. Gay superman need help ASAP. He is going to bleed out soon. The goats care deeply about his well being and they need a plan. Dubs decides how they handle the situation
>>713264703
Earth is more destroyed than Donald's anus at this point...
Why doesn't gay Superman move two planets over to forget his loss, and bring 2 gay aquatic goats to breed with. They make super-gay aquatic goat-men to search the universe for the fabled Dra-gay balls to resurrect Donald.
>>713265146
The goats go super saiyan and kill him with the kamehameha to end his suffering
>>713265146
The goats use their rings to summon Captain Planet but it's actually Donald Trump and Trump anally fists Gay Superman
>>713265146
The goats combine their penises and use them as as a prosthetic for gay supermans arm.
>>713265288
kek
>>713264097
fuvk off caleb
>>713265288
>>713265311
[flamboyance]OOOOOOHHH, so many good options[/flamboyance]
>>713265146
The aquatic goats level up their research in "aquatic science" and clone a new gay Superman arm in seconds flat, giving surgery and replacing gay superman's arm. When gay Superman awakes from the anesthesia, he rips off his arm in Donald's name.
The goats combine into one SUPER SAIYAN MEGA NEPTUNE AQUATIC GOAT. They end Gay superman's suffering, completely dismembering his body. Now there is just one mega goat on Neptune. Dubs decides what this horrible creature does with himself.
The sand nigger king, who are the aquatic goat lords, declare war against gay superman because Donald fucked the kings and goats in their asses while running so now army of goats are fighting gay superman on the ruins of gay super and home planet Tumblr while running like ninjas :DDDD
>>713265716
ORGY WITH AZATHOTH
>>713265858
AZATHOTH THE THOT
>>713265716
The goat fucks the planet Neptune till it is no more
>>713265288
>>713265311
Things just got interesting!
>>713265716
Killer queen already touched the goats
>>713265716
BITES THE DUST
This is Donald. Donald wants to go on an adventure. Dubs decides what he does first.
>>713266083
rtp
>>713265716
Super saiyan goat goes BEYOND a super saiyan and becomes god, after which he causes the Big Bang to happen, which recreates the universe, therefore giving Donald another chance at his life.
>>713258093
Donald build a wall to keep out the beaners.
>>713266083
yes
>>713265716
Super Saiyan Mega Aquatic Goat just wanted to help. Super Saiyan Mega Aquatic Goat is sad. Super Saiyan Aquatic Goat rebuilds Earth in hopes of returning Donald and Gay Superman in the process.
>>713266155
I like you. Maybe not Donald and Gay Superman like, but more like Super Saiyan Mega Aquatic Goat like.
The aquatic goat transforms into the god of the bible, sparking the big bang creating the universe and everything that will ever exist. He retires to Neptune, leaving the second coming of Donald Back on Earth. Donald now has an incredible understanding of all things heavenly and is labeled a prophet by King Aquagoat. Dubs decides what Donald does with his life.
>>713266644
Fuck me...
>>713266717
Donald is alternate universe version of kira with killer queen
>>713266717
He masturbates and browses b for the rest of his days
>>713266743
We need this
We need Donald to fuck anon
>>713266898
Reroll
>>713266717
Donald talks gay Superman into starting the crusades against all Aquatic Goats on Earth. Praise the horned sun!
>>713266898>
>713266991
rolling for both
Op, make a new thread soon.
Donald becomes an atheist, renouncing religion trading it for extreme intellectual power, awarding him the legendary fedora
>>713267511
Now why would he do that?
Gay Superman slaps the legendary fedora from a top Donald's head and begs him for the crusades against all Aquatic Goats.
Donald is elected president of the united states of america, he proceeds to gas the non aryans
Despite Donald's direct meeting with the Aquagoat God, he decides to become an athiest. He gains a large following as the most outspoken atheist on planet earth. People tempt him into running for president, which he is reluctant to do, but he decides to anyway. Dubs decides his campaign slogan
nukes china.
>>713268035
sonic cd is underated
goats restart the universe
>>713268035
Deport all aquatic goats
>>713268181
roll for this
>palmtree panic
>>713268035
"I don't give a damn"
STOP this harassment /b/ should be a special safe place. Apologize!
>>713268035
"Make America sexy again"
Also, make him have slavery legal in all states
>>713268200
i use my dubs to counter and make the slogan "sonic cd was underated"
>>713268389
reroll
>>713268200
I thought we went in the wrong direction, but now I see we have an understanding.
>>713268389
REROLL AGAIN
>>713268413
Sorry I meant THESE dubs.
This has so far turned out how I wanted it to.
Donald runs for president with the promise that he will deport all Aquatic Goats if he wins. 7 chooses who his running mate is.
Gay superman
>>713268599
Shillary clinton
>>713268599
Nicolas Cage
funny Valentine
>>713268599
Gay Superman
>>713268599
Mike "Goat slap? get the zap" Pence
>>713268778
reroll
>>713268599
Hitler.
Donald brings Hitler into his campaign.
Hugh Mungus.
>>713268599
Gay Superman runs with Donald, who is Hitler's reincarnation.
>>713268768
reroll
>>713268599
Dak Prescott
op here. Rerolls do not count. Also wtf is funny valentine
>>713269017
winrar
>>713268599
Big Papi, the Penis Poll Troll
Gay Superman, cosplaying as Fidel Castro in a gimp suit
Donald wins the election then reveals that he was Hitler the entire time. He then becomes the ruler of the globe and brings peace, freedom, and security to his new empire.
>>713268599
OP's mom
Aristotle
>>713269278
FUCK OFF BY ONE
pls op
>>713269124
Op, please check >>713258255
Ichigo motherfucking Kurosaki
>>713268599
The king of thread #2, OP the faggot meng.
>>713269422
Had to bend the rules due to Funny Valentine being retarded
A random Ethiopian nigger.
>>713269516
>Half of this thread is retarded
>>713268599
This thread is dead in 3...2...1...
>>713269677
So uh, is OP his running mate?
>>713269677
>welcome to /b/
Op here. Signing off. It was a good time. Goodnight anons.
>>713269804
>good point
>>713268599
A sardine
>>713269924
